Nah.... but nice try though. You should join, do your duty to the best of your ability, then make comments. Until then you're just a hurt person behind a keyboard making weak ass comments.
@enigmaodell6806 There was a soldier that played the bag pipes on D-Day. He walked up and down the beach playing his bag pipes. Captured German soldiers from the beach said that they purposely didn't shoot at him since they thought that he was crazy.
trust in the word of God, Matthew 7:24-27 Jesus says here, Therefore whosoever heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them, I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock: and the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell not: for it was founded upon a rock. And every one that heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them not, shall be likened unto a foolish man, which built his house upon the sand: and the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell: and great was the fall of it. Jesus saves, God bless.😊😊😊😊😊
There was a point in history where armies would charge with an actual band and to take a trumpet into battle where others have GUNS is pretty badass when you think of it. Imagine sprinting while playing Reveille at the nations opps 😂 the smoke was too real
Riders of the storm blasting from an extra armored apc with a 30mm on top, speakers just everywhere. Make windows more than rattle, just shatter. Have the enemy feel you coming in their feet and chest before they realise they're hearing something. Weve already weaponized microwaves, acoustics, and god knows what else. An underwater sonic pulse can just about kill you.
Don't forget one of the best military quotes in history as well when Millin said the war office wasn't allowing them to use bagpipes during offensive ops in the run up to D-day his CO hit him with this banger of a reply: "“Ah, but that’s the English War Office. You and I are both Scottish, and that doesn’t apply"” - Simon Fraser, 15th Lord Lovat (1945).
Imagine your Manning a machine gun like a 50 cal completely surrounded by hundreds of enemy soldiers an your only surviving teammate starts dropping the beat
"everehbodeh, covah meh while I moveh" "igocchucovered" "tuba on saef" "moveng" "rahh"💀 Edit: 1k likes already!? Dayum I only wrote it as a joke but thank you all so much!!!
My Ranger unit had a 42R in our platoon,very funny man,he played the lute,his name was Issac,every time he laughed,we all laughed,he passed away 2 years ago from a heart attack,rest in peace Issac,your medical bard songs will be missed. Edit:Why the hell did I write medical,it’s medieval,I really got autocorrected?
Basically Bards, I imagine you guys are out there giving everyone strength and agility buffs
to be fair on the beaches of normandy, the germans didn't shoot at the pipers as much
Theyre usually just weirdo band geeks that dont deploy
@@blackwoodsecurity531Not really, there's no real evidence to say so.
Wait they had background music at Normandy?
@@dsfgasdgqweq3456t534army band musicians are tougher and harder working than most deployed military men lmfaoooo
A certified Bard moment.
Why hello there
@@Shinidoshi Battle Barddy.
@@Butter_Warrior99got you covered battle bardy
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He’s a warrior bard
We need combat DJs out there dropping the bass 😂
Dropping the bass harder than a 2000 lb JDAM
its funny because the used to have large drummers on the battlefield because deep booms would be considered an intimidation tactic
All u hear is BRRRRRRRRRTTTT
Halo soundtrack would go hard
def gonna happen with gen Z coming up
“BaTtLe bUdDy CoVeR mE wHiLe I mOvEeeEEEe”
“I GoTcHU CoVEReddddddd”
“TUbA oN SaFe MOOOOvinG”
“ARRRGGATAGAGHHHH” 🤣😭😭😭💀💀
It's not that funny, kid.
@@dawatermelon2877it actually is that funny, baby.
He said tuba on safe
@@dawatermelon2877Bro thinking he’s the Alpha with allat format 💀🙏
@@duece5542its a joke bruv
He’s got that 20% morale buff aura going on.
He gives 10% Meele Boost fr
fr fr@@beplayinwow
Guts & Black Powder reload buff
@@noahcoffman2628ayy
Blood and Iron fifer boost:
RAMIREZ!!!! PLAY THAT TUBA TO INCREASE MORALE AT BURGERTOWN!!!!
RAMIREZ, TAKE OUT THE ENTIRE RUSSIAN ARMY WITH THIS TUBA
RAMIREZ!!!! The Soap ain’t slippery enough! PLAY THAT TUBA!!!!
RAMIREZ!!!! PLAY THAT TUBA TO MAKE THE RUSSIANS RETREAT BECAUSE OF HOW BAD YOUR MUSIC SKILLS ARE!!!!!
I can actually hear Sgt. Foley saying that in my head
I miss those two so much
"Tactical toot, inbound"
😂😂😂😂
Made me choke on my food😭🤣
This one got me the most 😂
IRL bard tries to play off all the stat bonuses he's providing
Man provides 17% attack damage to the squad.
You made my night
Haha
No party is complete without a bard.
@@jtorelli7341 jajaja
Man brought the hunting horn 💀
This is the perfect encapsulation of the Army
Nah.... but nice try though. You should join, do your duty to the best of your ability, then make comments. Until then you're just a hurt person behind a keyboard making weak ass comments.
British in the 1700s
“TUBA ON SAFE”😂💀
Cant let em B Flats fly man 😅😅 thems like 40s
That’s a baratone
@@LowestHonor As tuba player I revoke your right to speak about low brass. Not only did you disrespect a tuba you misspelled baritone 💀
@@swagtastic I just wanted to make people mad
@@LowestHonor yeah I know lol I was playing with you to get some more people's reactions 🤣 all good I hope you've had a good summer so far!
“i GoKTyA cOOVAeReD”💀😭
This is real footage
Well yeah unless this is a shared hallucination
@@SiiNTi nah
@@SiiNTijit trippin 💀
@@SiiNTi I don't remember askin you a goddamn thing
@@SiiNTi who? Asked
"IGOCHUCOVRD" 😭😭😭😭
"ICAUGHTCHACOVID"
IGOTACORVERER!
"IGOTYOUCOVID"
"IGATCHACOVRD"
IGATCHACYUHVRED💀💀💀
“I need backup in B minor immediately!”
REQUESTING IMMEDIATE ACCOMPANIMENT
You mean Bachup
This is such a Reddit thread…
A Minor*
@@dakota4111 tubas are in the key of B minor...
Blud gonna give his squad buffs 😭🙏
"SERGANT THERES A TACTICAL TUBA ON THE MOVE... AND IS THAT A F-22 TROMBONE?!!!
how about a B-52 trumpet?
How about ab F35 saxophone
How about an F/A-18 Super Trombone?
F-22 trombone
F= F attachment
22 = the amount of octaves you can hit
Truly the most advanced musical military technology
@@mightygeneral4359you all are cringey kids
bros a tactical bard 😭
😂😂😂😂
Does he role to seduce though?
No killing the bard 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠
He’s buffing the troops🙏
Better rolll thay nat 20😂
"Need a backup mouthpiece, I'm out!" Tactical bard provides 20% morale boost to the squad.
Bro is giving out a 35% range buff with 25% buff of agility and strength 💪
My man giving sniper range with that
Giving out that +35% reload speed 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Hunting horn users 😂
Nah bro providing the fire rate boost
@@Literally_Gabrielg&b fans: WERE YOU AT THE ZAPPER JUST DIED
“EYEGOTCHYUCYEUVERED”💀
That got me bro🤣🤣
Tuba on safe, MOOOOVING 😂
the "rhhLAHHHHHHH" scream too 😂
@@ArthurAbelosame brudda
Bro sounded like zim
"Tactical tuba in bound"
The enemy soldiers: oh shi- *bleh*
DEPLOY THE *BBWWWWWAAAAAAAA*
"OH SHIT" *HONK*
I play the Tuna and This hilerios
@@joseworld9380as a fellew tuna player I agee
I love the fact that musicians always been in armies since Middle Ages (if I’m not mistaken)
Respect to all Military musicians 👌
"TuBa On SAfe" " MOOOOVING" "AHHHHH"
I FEEL GOOD
@@aquaexnar3093lol
@@3ntity457 baritone deez nnuts
That's definitely a tuba bruh@@3ntity457
#bringbardsback
the “I g0tChA covered” smoker voice got me dying😭
That's a Soul man voice
The voice kills me😂😂
Hi
dead ass laughing rn
Smoker voice? Dude sound like a skater or an emo lol
“COVER MEH WYLE AH MOOOOOOOVE” 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
The enemies would retreat by just seeing the Trumpet players💀
This man has got the chance to have some talent with all due respect good luck with your journey 🎉
Imagine showing this to a revolutionary soldier from 1776
They'd be confused as hell cus why is a black guy in the American army
The drummer boys went crazy
“Well yeah, that’s exactly what the Tuba oughta be doing”
Why? They had musicians playing instruments as they fought.
@@jota7000to somewhat boost the men morale while in the line of a charge or in a firing position
"tuba on safe, mooooving" 😂😂
"ENEMY HOSTILE DJ INBOUND!"
Imagine hearing the national anthem in the middle of combat
If you can even hear then that would be badass.
That was a thing back in the day, and it went on as last as the 1800s
@@neerajnongmaithem392nonstop usa radio, blasting your favorite national anthem and american songs, all day long across the battlefield
@@neerajnongmaithem392 i dont think played the national anthem though. And it was usually for signalling, different sequences had different meanings
That's when you get the most patriotic of war crimes
"I need a spare mouth piece, Im out!"
Ramirez! Last piece! Make it count!
let bro cook, LET HIM COOK
😂 absolutely golden
No, let HIM PLAY 🗣️❗❗❗❗
Ay what does that blue thing around your pfp mean?
@@zishan2161 it's lego character frame used for pfp icon, mine is roblox version with my own avatar made it using a game specifically made for this
shut up
Guts and Blackpowder did teach me, you always need a musician around
The thought of playing some instruments for the hype of the soldiers while bullets are flying around you is actually badass.
I heard a story of a man leading a charge in world war 2 with bagpipes
@@enigmaodell6806there were a bunch of Scottish soldiers in the First World War who played bagpipes in bayonet charges too
@enigmaodell6806 There was a soldier that played the bag pipes on D-Day.
He walked up and down the beach playing his bag pipes.
Captured German soldiers from the beach said that they purposely didn't shoot at him since they thought that he was crazy.
Same person actually.
Drummerboys during colonial era wars b like
“I gotchu covered” 😂 shit had me dying
I didnt hear it till you mentioned it from laughing so hard. Made it 10X better 😂😂
Dude had me laughing hard too though lmao ohhh damn I just figured out what he said because of this comment lol
“ *H O R N* “ and then belt out the loudest, deepest note mankind can achieve. Guaranteed the enemy will be waddling
trust in the word of God, Matthew 7:24-27 Jesus says here, Therefore whosoever heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them, I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock: and the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell not: for it was founded upon a rock. And every one that heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them not, shall be likened unto a foolish man, which built his house upon the sand: and the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell: and great was the fall of it. Jesus saves, God bless.😊😊😊😊😊
@@Psalm231_6bozo
The brown note 😂
@@grey9803 😂 beat me to it.
Holy balls I'm dying of laughter dude😂😂😂, the way he perfectly mouthed to the audio is gold dude😂😂
This is the original inspiration for the noise marines creation
FOR THE EMPEROR!
Slannesh has many gifts!
Wrong, yhe inspiration for Marines to make that noise is the dive alarm on subs.
This silence offends Slaanesh!
FOR THE WARMASTER
"Cover me!"
"But I don't know any of your songs."
Just play any Doom Song to boost Morale
Bruh. XD
Haha
Cover Me is a song by Candlebox
JAJAJAJA
I could watch an entire series of this man.
“LAUNCHING F#”
Enemies be thinking “You got tuba kidding me!”
This deserves more likes lol
subbing just for that
I hate you because I laughed at this
This is awesome !!!
You cheeky bastard 😂😂
bro the low crawl in the beginning was gold
Lol that's what had me cracking up
Proper low crawl, head completely down, love it 😂
The EYEGOTYYOUCUVERED got me down ☠️
Dude I was dying 💀
Sounded like sr pelo
Really? 70 years of Communism weren't enough?@@Bulgarian-Socialist-Party
Nah, @@ahmedthekingofgames9608. It sounds like Arthur Morgan but as a Confederate!
“mooooooving… RAAAAAAAAHHHHHH”
Bro gives a 25% speed and a slight damage buff to the troops
Bro packin the spartan laser😳
El Splazer😂
Spartan basser
Lord Hood: “Master Chief, You Mind Telling Me What You're Doing with that Heavy Brass?”
Master Chief:
As a tuba player, it’s a lethal weapon
Preach!!!
Yes it is!!
as a tuba player i can relate (theres a lot of dent on the back tube)
@@zayne8353only tuba without dents is a brand new one lmao
@@zayne8353 lmao never no dents
Best video I've watched all yearbesides my billy gram videos God bless you all stay in prayer and stay in faith
Being a combat musician in the revolutionary war would have been bad ass
I always think of this painting when people mention musicians in the Revolutionary War.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spirit_of_%2776_(sentiment)#Usage
@@FirstGameFreak1000reply to me please so i can click that link, it only works in notifications.
edit: thanks guys.
this is pretty cool.
Nah it sucked, musicians were targeted because they used to use specific musical patterns for specific orders
That's why they had kids do it. Harder to hit at a distance.@@WOLFGANG1125
Don’t lie to yourself
it's that last "YaAA" at the end that does it for me lmao...
"HIT EM WITH THAT KENNY G, PRIVATE!"
😂
There was a point in history where armies would charge with an actual band and to take a trumpet into battle where others have GUNS is pretty badass when you think of it. Imagine sprinting while playing Reveille at the nations opps 😂 the smoke was too real
I was hoping there would be some random clashing noises of bullets hitting the tuba cause it’s so massive
Don't you mean because that'd the only thing, right?
Right????
@@lostonearth7856 ?
@@RanchKings Joke about cammoflage, you can't see the guy.
"Tactically loads live hand grenade into tuba"
COVERING FIRE
"Launches grenade in B Major"
💀💀💀
Historically you would be correct, the modern battlefield just doesn’t need music I suppose
The modern battlefield needs music and elephant cavalry. Nothing you can say will alter my position.
@@animula6908 Clutch - Elephant Riders
Riders of the storm blasting from an extra armored apc with a 30mm on top, speakers just everywhere. Make windows more than rattle, just shatter. Have the enemy feel you coming in their feet and chest before they realise they're hearing something.
Weve already weaponized microwaves, acoustics, and god knows what else. An underwater sonic pulse can just about kill you.
I respectfully disagree.
Can always use some heavy brass and bass
@@fumarc4501 The modern battlefield SHOULD have music, but it’s not needed as cadence for marching and firing
That's where you get serious and bring out the grande loncher 😂😂😂
Reminds me of Bill Millin. The British commando that played the bagpipes while storming the beaches of Normandy on D-day.
Don't forget one of the best military quotes in history as well when Millin said the war office wasn't allowing them to use bagpipes during offensive ops in the run up to D-day his CO hit him with this banger of a reply: "“Ah, but that’s the English War Office. You and I are both Scottish, and that doesn’t apply"” - Simon Fraser, 15th Lord Lovat (1945).
Don't forget mad jack Churchill
*starts playing yanke doodle dandy aggressively*
"Yankee doodle went went to town
Shootin at some not sees" 😂
He needs more support: trombones cover him guitarist move up with him the triangles flank them from the sides
Okay but imagine like 10 guys in full kit running at you violently playing the triangle
@@smugwendigo5123 I will surrender fr
@@smugwendigo5123 Fear.
@@smugwendigo5123mass confusion.
Bro you put all of low brass together and you can make people's ears bleed 😂😂
*removes mouth piece* "tUbA ON sAfe"
Yes, that's the joke, good job on spotting it
@pihlajafox hey man, how about let people just enjoy the video when you're done pulling that stick out of your ass
😂
tuba is off safe the spits going everywhere!
Moooooveiiiiit
He's for sure one of those guys that everyone loves and he keeps the morale going.
+25% allies morale boost
+15% more health
+20% more speed
I went to HS and College with Brandon!! Crazy we’re both in the Army now 🤣🤣 He was always one hell of a tuba player !!
Never been in the military, but I've watched this at least 50xs at this point and I'm still dying
BIG RED ONE‼️🥶
Soldier, get that horn over here. We need symphony support NOW!!!!
Imagine your Manning a machine gun like a 50 cal completely surrounded by hundreds of enemy soldiers an your only surviving teammate starts dropping the beat
“Oh we boutta die”
And it’s the nastiest brass cover of “The Only Thing They Fear Is You”- Oh boy, here I go killing again!
plays rick roll on tuba
The voice and the way he’s crawling got me dead asf 😂
YO THIS WHO I WANT TO BE IN THE MILITARY
He provides "Bardic Inspiration", giving his squad increased morale and reload speed. 🤓
Omfg I've never herd my husband laugh so hard he's still rolling around 😂
"everehbodeh, covah meh while I moveh"
"igocchucovered"
"tuba on saef"
"moveng"
"rahh"💀
Edit: 1k likes already!? Dayum I only wrote it as a joke but thank you all so much!!!
Battllebuddy
omg youtube translated this lol lol
Thanks, I needed the translation
Thank you for translating this
Gives reloading and sapper building buff at least
I’ve seen this video like 30 times I can’t stop watching it 😂
My Ranger unit had a 42R in our platoon,very funny man,he played the lute,his name was Issac,every time he laughed,we all laughed,he passed away 2 years ago from a heart attack,rest in peace Issac,your medical bard songs will be missed. Edit:Why the hell did I write medical,it’s medieval,I really got autocorrected?
I heard the man who invented autocorrect recently passed away, may he restaurant in peace.
Tank you my fred.
Isaac would more than likely have found that hilarious. MEDICAL MUSIC
Probably because his songs restored HP. I dont think autocorrect was autowrong this time.
@@wymonwatson1309good one, damn near spit out my drink
Imagine charging into battle on the beat drop 🔥🔥
Guts and Blackpowder be like
Every time he does music, the team gets a damage and resistance boost
Saving the mouthpiece for hand to hand is what got me
Oh, I thought it was for mouth to mouth... Huh
+ 100 Morale, + 30% Reload speed
Starts playing cod music
SIGN ME UP!
This has no business being this good 🎉
This is actually what I picture Bards to be like in D&D
Dude trumpets would dominate 😂
notice how there is not a follow up, because this IS how they are XD
"I gotcha covered" 🦗
Definitely made me laugh out loud.
The US Army: The boss music is coming from us.
I’m glad this found its way back into my feed
Yes soldier, hit them with your talent!
“TOSS ME THE VALVE OOL, BATTLE BUDDY!!”
The ahhhhhhhhhh tho 😂😂
"Professionalism at its finest."
-Some 42R
Hunting Horn mains be like
Bro unlocked the tuba skin for his recoilless rifle
The crawl at the beginning got me ngl 😂😂
AYYY!! I used to play something similar to that!