"Steroid Souls" | CS:GO Funny Moments

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  • Опубликовано: 15 янв 2025

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  • @SwaggerSouls
    @SwaggerSouls  6 лет назад +4010

    Hope you guys enjoyed the video! I'm gonna see what I can do in getting a Rust and/or Gmod Trolling video recorded for next week ;)

  • @kotone4789
    @kotone4789 5 лет назад +2504

    I love how swaggers voice is trembling while telling the story of the oranges

    • @30raccoonsinatrenchcoat
      @30raccoonsinatrenchcoat 4 года назад +122

      it was a traumatic experience

    • @saturn1907
      @saturn1907 4 года назад +47

      Well you see I hated myself anyway so I was ecstatic to see myself get the shit beaten out of me.

    • @ownerf
      @ownerf 4 года назад +26

      Could've been the steroids

    • @sansandpapyrustheskelebros1400
      @sansandpapyrustheskelebros1400 4 года назад +46

      yeah but it doesnt sound like a *grape* experience. *orange* you glad it wasnt you cuz i am, i find it pretty *bananas* that it even happened-

    • @user-fd5ew3sf5z
      @user-fd5ew3sf5z 4 года назад +5

      It didn’t tho

  • @Alex-mo6yb
    @Alex-mo6yb 4 года назад +426

    Whenever Swagger talks about his childhood, for some reason, I always imagine it as a small child wearing a hoodie and a tiny helmet

  • @DailyMoFo1
    @DailyMoFo1 5 лет назад +1712

    Doctor: “Drugs?”
    Swaggersouls: “😏”

    • @foehammer419echo9
      @foehammer419echo9 4 года назад +2

      Your not wrong

    • @Chiffawndue
      @Chiffawndue 4 года назад +11

      I remember him posting something about not actually doing drugs and that he was a poser. Then again, he could finesse his way into the White House.

    • @footwear4579
      @footwear4579 4 года назад +1

      Fawn_Draws good, good.

    • @mr.mysteriousyt6118
      @mr.mysteriousyt6118 3 года назад +1

      And that's why you should vape weed instead of smoking

  • @clowncookiehd3476
    @clowncookiehd3476 5 лет назад +265

    Imagine SwaggerSouls docter watches his Videos and just thought "hmm he would be even more funny if he was on steroids" and at the next medical appointment he just was like "lets give it a try"

  • @kirschibiermann3363
    @kirschibiermann3363 5 лет назад +148

    2:08 "HOLY JESUS IT'S THEM"
    2:18 "These guys are too good for it to actually be them"

  • @six2killmore
    @six2killmore 6 лет назад +3023

    Omg you actually put me in a video!! Thank you so freaking much Swagger! I’m a big fan and started spamming my friends as soon as I realized I was in the vid :D

  • @anthonyglenn770
    @anthonyglenn770 5 лет назад +2019

    Yellow: Fitz
    Blue: Swagger
    Green James
    Orange: McCreamy
    Purple: Grizzy

    • @anthonyglenn770
      @anthonyglenn770 5 лет назад +31

      Cynophelia YOU ARE VERY WELCOME

    • @EXIEUT
      @EXIEUT 5 лет назад +5

      Do you know what grizzy's profile pic is

    • @liltripie43
      @liltripie43 5 лет назад +3

      Anthony Glenn who wheezes

    • @EXIEUT
      @EXIEUT 5 лет назад

      @Revolvin Goatt no like what his pfp is

    • @EXIEUT
      @EXIEUT 5 лет назад

      @Revolvin Goatt no grizzly is orange

  • @jasmineliversidge8846
    @jasmineliversidge8846 6 лет назад +842

    *it's a pickle!*

    • @arijones3925
      @arijones3925 6 лет назад +2

      what is your icon?

    • @Blurobo
      @Blurobo 6 лет назад +6

      infact it is "a pickle" with sterioeds

    • @arijones3925
      @arijones3925 6 лет назад

      thx dude couldn't tell

    • @jerrystreen6943
      @jerrystreen6943 6 лет назад

      ITS ONLINE

    • @Hezyen
      @Hezyen 6 лет назад

      Blue Robot steroids* 😁🔪✊

  • @mattwolfe9365
    @mattwolfe9365 5 лет назад +94

    degenerate: SwaggerSouls on steroids
    Intellectual: SwaggerSwoll

  • @Thegamer-wm7pl
    @Thegamer-wm7pl 6 лет назад +257

    He missed the chance to say “ I love hanging with anoose”

  • @No_Other_Rick
    @No_Other_Rick 6 лет назад +190

    8:40 had me in tears

    • @bosha6654
      @bosha6654 5 лет назад +11

      I dont know how fitz didnt laugh while saying that

  • @george-dx7cs
    @george-dx7cs 5 лет назад +383

    nobody:
    swagger: iTs a PiCkLe

  • @scp049hasbreachedcontianme9
    @scp049hasbreachedcontianme9 6 лет назад +2767

    Just in case someone is legit curious why they give steroids for bronchitis, it's to open your airways. Once those steroids kick in, yeah you'll be high, but those airways will be wide open so you can breathe.
    So yeah, your doctor in that situation is basically a legalized drug dealer 👌

    • @nursejoy25
      @nursejoy25 6 лет назад +87

      You're an idiot. They're not anabolic steroids

    • @nitra01
      @nitra01 6 лет назад +19

      @@nursejoy25 lmao

    • @josh9884
      @josh9884 6 лет назад +77

      If you ever have asthma you know that’s a different type of steroids. Like he said it helps open your airway

    • @scp049hasbreachedcontianme9
      @scp049hasbreachedcontianme9 6 лет назад +164

      @@nursejoy25 As someone who is asthmatic and has had bronchitis several times, you're right. They're not anabolic steroids, not even close. They're a different kind of steroid, they're meant to help open your airways (side effects are lots of energy, increased heart rate, general steroid stuff), very strong stuff. It's generally a 5-7 day thing, high dose on day one, lower on day 2-3 and just one pill for days 4-7. The increased heart rate helps move the antibiotics through your system faster too, along with the breathing thing.
      Also, fun fact, the medicine in asthma inhalers is a type of steroid. Generally it's Albuterol, however if you have an allergy to it there is Lev-Albuterol. Those are classified as Bronchodilators.
      (Edit) As Chris Handsome pointed out, they are corticosteroids

    • @xxflaconwolvesxx4219
      @xxflaconwolvesxx4219 6 лет назад +1

      No one gives a shig smartass

  • @CryBaby-pw6vf
    @CryBaby-pw6vf 5 лет назад +109

    My doc gave me some form of steroids for my asthma, and ever since I’ve been on them I’ve been asking to make banana bread. So, my friend(who I asked but have no memory of asking. Who also knows my address) sent me banana bread, from Florida. I’m in California. I love him so much.

    • @Rose-vo8mp
      @Rose-vo8mp 5 лет назад

      Oh so you've been taking Albuterol sulfate that's what I take whenever I have pneumonia or bronchitis

    • @bendingwarrior1
      @bendingwarrior1 4 года назад +1

      They aren’t real steroids lmaoo. Steroids medically are a strong anti inflammatory. Steroids body builder wise are pro hormones or bio identical hormones. They aren’t the same lol.

  • @Sir_Reynolds
    @Sir_Reynolds 5 лет назад +162

    swaggersouls
    baggersouls
    steroidsouls
    taggersouls
    haggersouls
    we can just make so many names for him

  • @igotmyapplejuice7094
    @igotmyapplejuice7094 6 лет назад +473

    "That's not school that's prison" pretty much the same thing only difference is that guards have guns.....oh wait a minute

    • @Miguel_morales99
      @Miguel_morales99 6 лет назад +46

      The difference is that the food in prison is better

    • @theholyramonempire
      @theholyramonempire 6 лет назад +25

      Or at least healthier

    • @nahimgood9632
      @nahimgood9632 6 лет назад +3

      Sam Peters The Guards with guns are basically School Shooters.

    • @imawarrior67
      @imawarrior67 6 лет назад +5

      @@nahimgood9632 we have police at my highschool

    • @Matt-bh6yp
      @Matt-bh6yp 6 лет назад +2

      I believe what sam means with the guards in school having guns is the fact that Trump and his administration wants to pay teachers extra money to own and handle a gun so they can use it in the school shooting situations

  • @beanproductions1553
    @beanproductions1553 5 лет назад +65

    " I love my boy Anoose!"
    " *Oh, oh yeah?* "
    " *That's good because I'm about to tie you one.* "

  • @OguguaPAGO
    @OguguaPAGO 5 лет назад +71

    I wanna hear the story about how swagger got hit with sauerkraut

  • @scrivener1928
    @scrivener1928 6 лет назад +38

    Friend:" Bro, whats your ab workout?"
    Me: "I watch SwaggerSouls and Fitz videos"

  • @rangerdave7310
    @rangerdave7310 6 лет назад +142

    Orange you glad i didnt say pillow case?

    • @caleb1505
      @caleb1505 6 лет назад +2

      Orange you glad
      *you ain't fuckin dead yet*

  • @ClownOxy
    @ClownOxy 6 лет назад +76

    4:04 Why hello, Swagger. I'm glad I now found this video.

  • @instaflxmist9263
    @instaflxmist9263 6 лет назад +622

    I'm only here because I heard this guy had a nice voice.

  • @Maddyluvsd
    @Maddyluvsd 5 лет назад +13

    Doctor: drugs?
    Swagger: * raises eyebrows *
    Doctor: ah, who gives a shit??

  • @snazzytrousers4597
    @snazzytrousers4597 5 лет назад +66

    why does swagger sound like everything he says comes off of a soundboard?

  • @dragonwings206
    @dragonwings206 6 лет назад +496

    cocaines a hell of a drug

  • @resikz6883
    @resikz6883 6 лет назад +345

    Back at school my teacher was a veteran and she brought a gun to school for what ever reason and and she went around bopping kids in the head to demostrate how to knock a person out and hit me a little to hard and ended up with me being knocked out.....

    • @buckplug2423
      @buckplug2423 6 лет назад +17

      That's an awesome fuckin teacher

    • @buckplug2423
      @buckplug2423 6 лет назад +8

      Did she show you the muzzle strike technique? The one where you just jab someone in the forehead with the tip of the barrel?

    • @justinbrown4726
      @justinbrown4726 6 лет назад +54

      Sounds like a fucked up game of Duck Duck Goose

    • @massivelegend4705
      @massivelegend4705 6 лет назад

      Lol

    • @rurikvolkov2810
      @rurikvolkov2810 6 лет назад

      I went to a private academy with the intent of we go from there to the military

  • @Mexiimex
    @Mexiimex 6 лет назад +54

    Swaggers content is the best honestly

    • @Bourei
      @Bourei 6 лет назад +8

      no, Swagger's content is honesty. He confesses to something new every video.

  • @zxrd4087
    @zxrd4087 5 лет назад +17

    “I took the whole bottle of flintstone gummy vitamins” 😂

  • @itjustcarson5947
    @itjustcarson5947 5 лет назад +6

    9:25 that’s why you don’t take the whole bottle of “Flintstones gummy vitamins”

  • @VonLuciid
    @VonLuciid 6 лет назад +112

    I should really stop watching SwaggerSouls while I eat... YEET

  • @alejandromoreno6183
    @alejandromoreno6183 6 лет назад +186

    I have been blessed with this upload

    • @lennartweber2228
      @lennartweber2228 6 лет назад +1

      Alejandro Moreno
      I agree.I had one of the worst days ever, and i was really depressed.
      Nut then i watched this video and i feel a lot better now.
      At least somebody is out there who cares to make me laugh.
      Thanks swagger :)

  • @canberkh.1581
    @canberkh.1581 6 лет назад +115

    Orange filled pillow cases is my jam boi

    • @AnonymousNorm
      @AnonymousNorm 6 лет назад +6

      so you fill the pillowcases with orange, hit swagger and since the oranges are squashed you have made jam, that is brilliant.

    • @kallmannkallmann
      @kallmannkallmann 6 лет назад +4

      Do you add the sugar befor or after hitting swagger?

    • @AnonymousNorm
      @AnonymousNorm 6 лет назад +1

      Swagger is the sugar :3

  • @rissasykes
    @rissasykes 6 лет назад +1

    Holy hell it scared the absolute SHIT out of me when Swagger said “Hi Marissa” @ 4:05

  • @marnixkloppenburg9482
    @marnixkloppenburg9482 6 лет назад +35

    9:26
    This needs no punchline

  • @DeezMiZzY
    @DeezMiZzY 6 лет назад +50

    Swaggers videos are so random, but that's why I love them :D

  • @mxaddictive2133
    @mxaddictive2133 5 лет назад +125

    Who else has been spending the past 3 hours watching swaggersouls?

    • @campbellh1167
      @campbellh1167 5 лет назад

      7 hours but I've watched all his vid like 4 times already

    • @hahah3298
      @hahah3298 5 лет назад +1

      Erm. I’m on a spree with the misfits vids

    • @trinitywebster9540
      @trinitywebster9540 5 лет назад

      I just watched three days of swagger but yeah

    • @jessetaylorjr.7272
      @jessetaylorjr.7272 4 года назад +1

      Me....

    • @Creative_Kylee
      @Creative_Kylee 4 года назад +1

      I've been high on SwaggerSouls videos for the past 9 hours.

  • @VitandusEBK
    @VitandusEBK 6 лет назад +213

    Swagger, I got a charger out back

  • @WeirdKing1335
    @WeirdKing1335 6 лет назад +365

    *breathes in*
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE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    *can you find the hidden F?*

  • @jacobstill8126
    @jacobstill8126 5 лет назад +7

    I love how everyone is just freaking out in game chat the whole time they’re playong

  • @rafaelrd9145
    @rafaelrd9145 6 лет назад +11

    Finally some quality content in RUclips ; Thanks Swagger

  • @coater2281
    @coater2281 6 лет назад +117

    *YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET*

  • @audreywynne
    @audreywynne 4 года назад +3

    Anoose: "These guys are too good for it to actually be them"
    Me: *"OHHHHHHHH GET DUNKED ONNNNN"*

  • @marissawillis5348
    @marissawillis5348 5 лет назад +10

    Swagger: "Hey marissa"
    me: OH HAI :D

  • @glocknessmonster115
    @glocknessmonster115 Год назад +2

    I like to think the thumbnail is an accurate portrayal of swaggers physique.

  • @roadkipper9693
    @roadkipper9693 6 лет назад +117

    If you put weed in tea would it be countd as teapot

    • @ravenmocker-
      @ravenmocker- 6 лет назад +7

      i hate that i laughed at this

    • @mikl8888
      @mikl8888 6 лет назад +5

      I laughed way too hard at this 😂

    • @PlumbVibes
      @PlumbVibes 6 лет назад +2

      Fuckin’ hell mate

    • @KeeganRusz
      @KeeganRusz 4 года назад

      Lmfao 💀💀

  • @ohsh1a
    @ohsh1a 5 лет назад +5

    9:26 sounds like those voice thingies you'd use on the DSI

  • @crusader4985
    @crusader4985 6 лет назад +165

    *y e e t*

  • @TheYEETgod6106
    @TheYEETgod6106 3 года назад +2

    The food old days when he had that S tier streamer mic

  • @Lak3sinstilln3ss
    @Lak3sinstilln3ss 3 года назад +1

    I like that when swagger yells aggressively he just turns into TFS Vegeta

  • @Blue-lq8wt
    @Blue-lq8wt 6 лет назад +13

    I never actually noticed before but he has fucking Howl on his M4 lol respect man, respect.

  • @bawwi3041
    @bawwi3041 6 лет назад +130

    Hand reveal.

  • @leka1170
    @leka1170 6 лет назад +45

    How did the pickle fit through your helmet? Hmmm...

    • @T3KC
      @T3KC 6 лет назад

      Illuminate conformed

    • @arararafi
      @arararafi 6 лет назад

      Top 10 question science still can't answer

    • @youngbroccoli6563
      @youngbroccoli6563 6 лет назад

      He cheese grated it until it fit

  • @abluecherry7937
    @abluecherry7937 5 лет назад +5

    "I d- I don't thinks thats school I think that's prison!" My actual thoughts on school.

  • @nerdyyuki5696
    @nerdyyuki5696 5 лет назад +1

    Everytime his videos end and the music starts poppin' Im sittin' here like pegga and it's a fucking feelsbadman moment.

  • @jcmohr
    @jcmohr 5 лет назад +15

    "I don't think that's school, I think that's prison!"
    *Is there R e a l l y any difference?*

    • @camnunes8847
      @camnunes8847 4 года назад +2

      Well one difference is that at most schools we have to pay for meals unlike prisons

    • @jcmohr
      @jcmohr 4 года назад

      @@camnunes8847 Fair point, fair point.

    • @Silver5kull
      @Silver5kull 4 года назад

      the bathrooms constantly get destroyed by the students with knives

    • @bowl-of-chicken-soup7107
      @bowl-of-chicken-soup7107 4 года назад +2

      JCMohr I can’t remember the last time a jail got shot up

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 4 года назад

      @@bowl-of-chicken-soup7107 Incidentally also a place with a fuck ton of guns

  • @LiterallySoSleepy
    @LiterallySoSleepy 6 лет назад +24

    "thats just a drug dealer with a office"'
    I thought that each dealer had an office

  • @moonchild2938
    @moonchild2938 6 лет назад +27

    I just watched fitz video and swagger talked about how he was on steroids 😁😁😆 I love how he always talks about being beaten with oranges.

  • @bjhbowman1004
    @bjhbowman1004 6 лет назад

    1:32 - 1:40 I loved the soft reaction "alright that's it"

  • @isapereira4291
    @isapereira4291 2 года назад

    it’s been 4 years and i’ve watched these vids multiple times. still every bit of it is entertaining

  • @lokish1457
    @lokish1457 6 лет назад +140

    Whoever says first I have a blue shell for you

  • @JesseJamesJohnson
    @JesseJamesJohnson 5 лет назад +3

    Whenever I think of Swagger on steroids I think of Bullock on american dad during the photo shoot for the company calender, but wearing a knight helmet.

  • @synth3s437
    @synth3s437 6 лет назад +11

    Dude you stole my grandma’s plates

  • @tmblrusr1084
    @tmblrusr1084 5 лет назад +2

    I thought the Flintstone Gummys were just Gummys until I ate the entire bottle in less than an hour.

  • @josephmay852
    @josephmay852 2 года назад +1

    That doctor sounds so relatable

  • @quoply6158
    @quoply6158 6 лет назад +11

    SWAGGER JUST ATE MY BROTHER

  • @Leo-bx4wi
    @Leo-bx4wi 6 лет назад +28

    I regret eating cereal while watching this because their is milk on my screen

  • @aysha1168
    @aysha1168 5 лет назад +3

    "Wait move I wanna see what type of ice cream I want"

  • @orphanagearsonist3408
    @orphanagearsonist3408 5 лет назад +2

    Once I got bronchitis when I was a little kid and I was with my grandparents in Florida. I roughed it out for a while until I got very sick, I had to scream at the top of my lungs and because of all the flem and shit in my throat it would come out as a whisper. So I got some steroids and oh my god they tasted so good. Not to mention that I had the hugest growth spurt every

  • @JohnSmith-nn3os
    @JohnSmith-nn3os 5 лет назад +1

    “You’re so jacked up you think everything is an insult to you..”
    “THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!”
    😂😂

  • @erronblack7383
    @erronblack7383 5 лет назад +6

    Schools:Make sure to report bullying!
    Swaggersouls: gets bullied & reports it
    Teachers:” well I didn’t see anything”
    Swaggersouls: shoots up school
    School:😧

  • @masonbloomquist2124
    @masonbloomquist2124 6 лет назад +6

    I was laughing really fucking hard at this one part and an add comes on and it's a heart failure patients story or some shit right? And right as the add gets sad my friend walks in and sees the add and me laughing and I just get the most disgusted look I have seen in a while😂😂👌

  • @nocatschrysler
    @nocatschrysler 6 лет назад +12

    D E M O N I T I Z E D

  • @Someguy028
    @Someguy028 4 года назад +2

    1:47 look at the chat.

  • @gunterdapenguin5896
    @gunterdapenguin5896 3 года назад +1

    "That's not a doctor, swagger, that's a drug dealer with an office"
    I mean, when you really think about it, ain't all doctors drug dealers with an office?

  • @artemixern5796
    @artemixern5796 6 лет назад +11

    Best yeet of 2018

  • @rhettapplestone9461
    @rhettapplestone9461 6 лет назад +68

    YEET

  • @DailyMoFo1
    @DailyMoFo1 5 лет назад +5

    Swagger “DMT” Souls.

  • @mlgdoritoscheetos47
    @mlgdoritoscheetos47 6 лет назад

    Your videos are phenominal. I recently subscribed and I’m in love with your outros. Good luck man!

  • @capital4384
    @capital4384 5 лет назад +2

    the reason why swagger always wears a helmet is because he got traumatised for life by kids hitting oranges in his head so he wears a helmet so it hurts less

  • @kyropractor6898
    @kyropractor6898 4 года назад +4

    8:34 why did I completely understand that sentence.

  • @sirgoosehonk2716
    @sirgoosehonk2716 5 лет назад +3

    4:39 swagger souls started to scare me a little bit

  • @unpluggedtoaster7421
    @unpluggedtoaster7421 6 лет назад +13

    Thankyouthankyouthantyouthankyou 👌👌👏👏🙏🙏

  • @meowmeow575
    @meowmeow575 3 года назад +1

    8:39 grizzy sounded like a can of whipped cream

  • @joshuapalma408
    @joshuapalma408 5 лет назад +2

    Imagine Swagger saying
    “I’m about to chew ass and kick gum,
    And I’m all out of ass.”

  • @liluziintrovert
    @liluziintrovert 6 лет назад +3

    Dude I loving hangin with anoose

  • @meunomeegama4105
    @meunomeegama4105 5 лет назад +6

    ctrl + F and tipe "yeet", theres 1.423 yeet's

  • @ImMEclips
    @ImMEclips 6 лет назад +19

    U are the reason I smoke weeeed

  • @anthonyivan7606
    @anthonyivan7606 4 года назад

    6:07 flash bangs him self
    Nice job ya played yourself

  • @shokuluv
    @shokuluv 2 года назад +1

    holy shit the throwbacks

  • @superposition3717
    @superposition3717 6 лет назад +7

    SwaggerSwole

  • @colehaney8836
    @colehaney8836 5 лет назад +7

    Steroid helps with inflammation, I think. I’m actually on that stuff at the moment.

    • @Kondreaasssssssssssss
      @Kondreaasssssssssssss 5 лет назад

      Cole Haney you still on it?

    • @colehaney8836
      @colehaney8836 5 лет назад

      Drae Tartaruga yeah. At least for me, Bronchitis lasts for months... luckily, the medicine IS helping, just painfully slow

    • @Kondreaasssssssssssss
      @Kondreaasssssssssssss 5 лет назад +1

      Cole Haney oh dang I was just joking. Hope you’re good

  • @jackscott1097
    @jackscott1097 6 лет назад

    3k away from a mil. I’m so happy for you. Favorite youtuber swagger. Congrats!

  • @mahaylawesley6949
    @mahaylawesley6949 5 лет назад +1

    and then we all learned swagger was just tear of grace but putting on a accent and REALLY REALLY good show for all his fans and fan girls lmao

  • @lunawolffe
    @lunawolffe 6 лет назад +9

    Y e E e E e E e E e E e E e E e E e E e E e E e T

  • @canberkh.1581
    @canberkh.1581 6 лет назад +18

    buy Ventolin inhaler its really good for bronchitis

    • @voschy2951
      @voschy2951 6 лет назад

      Or the 10 year old can pretend to smoke with it yeet

  • @corporalclegg5057
    @corporalclegg5057 6 лет назад +17

    Release the animal farm video!

  • @cee8015
    @cee8015 2 года назад

    Best intro Fitz
    Best outro Swaggersouls
    Special mention: Toby's outro is dope AF as well.

  • @Phil-pg1rd
    @Phil-pg1rd 6 лет назад +1

    When Swagger yells its the best thing ever

  • @levirowan8116
    @levirowan8116 6 лет назад +6

    Is that the pillow case full of oranges in the thumbnail?