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  • @SwaggerSouls
    @SwaggerSouls  6 лет назад +4870

    Thank you all for 1,000,000 subscribers!
    It's super awesome to have come this far so quickly, and I will be holding up my end of the bargain with a 1,000,000 Sub Special (Face Reveal). It should take about 2-3 weeks to produce, but it's worth the wait; it's gonna be a banger.
    Hope you enjoyed this week's video!

  • @rickyberwick
    @rickyberwick 6 лет назад +11962

    no I'm ricky berwick

  • @jakebrunsdon
    @jakebrunsdon 5 лет назад +1906

    Both Swagger's and Racc's voice are really nice to listen to

    • @whirlybird9505
      @whirlybird9505 5 лет назад +5

      Yeah

    • @iana4110
      @iana4110 4 года назад +28

      they sound the exact same

    • @dom-kf7dl
      @dom-kf7dl 4 года назад +15

      TacoShells :P no they don't 😂

    • @dom-kf7dl
      @dom-kf7dl 4 года назад +9

      Swagger sounds more like jschlatt than anyone

    • @walls_4923
      @walls_4923 4 года назад +1

      Jake Brunsdon I agree

  • @connorthedens7372
    @connorthedens7372 5 лет назад +878

    kinda weird that swagger knew that Racc had an Afro even before he did his face reveal.

    • @randogarbo5670
      @randogarbo5670 5 лет назад

      Connor Thedens that’s what I was thinking

    • @Blemmblem
      @Blemmblem 5 лет назад +61

      Probably they know echother and seen eachother

    • @domlobro6381
      @domlobro6381 5 лет назад +1

      Connor Thedens it’s cuz someone told swagger he did he did t guess it

    • @Loofrewop
      @Loofrewop 5 лет назад +16

      @@domlobro6381 considering how "triggered" he got. probably someone leaked a photo or something

    • @viktorszimuly6661
      @viktorszimuly6661 4 года назад +6

      Thats because they have met before on events and shit you absolute fucktard

  • @exmitter236
    @exmitter236 6 лет назад +1587

    I subbed to Swagger, and now my recommendations page is infinitely better.

    • @snappeaelectricdreams1254
      @snappeaelectricdreams1254 6 лет назад +2

      xxXExmitter23Xxx LIKE A BOSS. Same here

    • @thederp9236
      @thederp9236 5 лет назад +1

      id like your comment but it already has the perfect number

    • @cashwe
      @cashwe 5 лет назад

      I subbed to racc so now my feed is even better

    • @knightmareslayer1386
      @knightmareslayer1386 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @l14m16
      @l14m16 5 лет назад

      Exmitter23 LIKE A BOSS you have 666 likes and I would feel bad if I took that away from you

  • @kylethomas9640
    @kylethomas9640 5 лет назад +222

    Just throw in Morgan Freeman and we would have the battle of the worlds most amazing voices

    • @mettc9768
      @mettc9768 5 лет назад +2

      Who is the one that sounds like swagger?

    • @blzweasel5541
      @blzweasel5541 4 года назад

      @@mettc9768 racc aka racooneggs

    • @gothpocolypse
      @gothpocolypse 3 года назад +1

      Corpse Husband

  • @emil4989
    @emil4989 6 лет назад +1896

    dude
    holy shit
    i just realised that swagger and raccoon are two seperate beings and that racc is not just swagger doing some sort of persona........

    • @MaD-nr8sj
      @MaD-nr8sj 6 лет назад +78

      Emil Soderberg dude me fucking too i thought they are the same people

    • @ravenkunoichi5826
      @ravenkunoichi5826 6 лет назад +39

      Yo....damn..I just checked out racc's channel and his voice...Y IS IT THE SAME BRUV?! O.O

    • @ODSTHAZARD
      @ODSTHAZARD 6 лет назад +40

      I was confused thought swagger purple text but it was blue text. So shit racc and swag very similar voice.

    • @neverrios
      @neverrios 6 лет назад +9

      Emil Soderberg I had the same problem 😂😆

    • @red3768
      @red3768 6 лет назад +6

      They follow the same people

  • @ezultra6835
    @ezultra6835 6 лет назад +310

    if Swagger and Raccoon Eggs had a baby , it would have the voice of a god.

    • @Plupert
      @Plupert 6 лет назад

      and FAS

    • @jamesfrain8318
      @jamesfrain8318 6 лет назад +1

      This is the funniest thing i have ever read XD

    • @zein2290
      @zein2290 6 лет назад +2

      And......uhhhhh.......FUCK!!!!

    • @extrathicc8605
      @extrathicc8605 6 лет назад +5

      It would be god

    • @cyan-eyes6317
      @cyan-eyes6317 6 лет назад +2

      And on that day the god of all voices were born

  • @anjoliaterry8612
    @anjoliaterry8612 6 лет назад +141

    Your voice could literally kill me and I would be happy, the same with RaccoonEggs.

  • @ashtonpierce1867
    @ashtonpierce1867 6 лет назад +126

    For the first minute I thought it was swagger souls talking and then I realized it was just racc the whole time

    • @gibby8540
      @gibby8540 6 лет назад

      Ashton Pierce same I didn't notice tell swagger talked

    • @lennyemot5469
      @lennyemot5469 6 лет назад

      Yes

    • @starspangledseb3518
      @starspangledseb3518 6 лет назад +4

      Ashton Pierce they both have amazing voices but they dont sound anything alike in my opinion

    • @mynameis5666
      @mynameis5666 6 лет назад

      Ashton Pierce same plus i thought his mic fucked up

    • @1601jenny
      @1601jenny 6 лет назад

      StarSpangled Seb I think they sound pretty similar.

  • @DannySpoonz
    @DannySpoonz 6 лет назад +1054

    Allah's Plan killed me oh my god

    • @trviis
      @trviis 6 лет назад +14

      oh my allah*

    • @DannySpoonz
      @DannySpoonz 6 лет назад

      at this point I'm not even surprised

    • @mod4954
      @mod4954 6 лет назад

      Travis T i was bout to do that lmfao

    • @lonelypotato520
      @lonelypotato520 6 лет назад +18

      Allah’s plan killed the people inside the twin towers too

    • @tofaa3668
      @tofaa3668 6 лет назад +8

      Guys u are fucking racist

  • @Mananshah123
    @Mananshah123 6 лет назад +565

    *THATS AN ARABIC*

  • @nolandior61
    @nolandior61 4 года назад +11

    Can we talk about how at 5:00 in the bottom left corner it says “an enemy player was awarded compensation for the suicide of baby will smith”

  • @Ajc-ni3xn
    @Ajc-ni3xn 5 лет назад +16

    0:07 look at the dead CT’s right hand, I had to.

  • @horseluver4ever623
    @horseluver4ever623 5 лет назад +7

    Swagger, Mason, and Racc all in one video. It's like heaven and hell have come together.

  • @felman5447
    @felman5447 3 года назад +4

    "You can't have black baby as a name"
    4:58
    "Baby will Smith"

  • @chevanator5027
    @chevanator5027 5 лет назад +20

    0:05 pause. lower right corner. GOT EM’!

  • @aaydenlee6467
    @aaydenlee6467 6 лет назад +2

    Ok i would just like to say that Swagger and Racc have the most delightful voices i have ever heard (besides all the screaming 😂)

  • @yazanayoub6444
    @yazanayoub6444 6 лет назад +56

    Dude we Arabs dont have caps lock because we are always yelling or angry😂

    • @chainsaw5302
      @chainsaw5302 6 лет назад +4

      Yea well in that case you should only have caps

    • @yazanayoub6444
      @yazanayoub6444 6 лет назад +6

      anikoloz Tavish bro yelling and anger are our standard 😂

    • @skeletizer
      @skeletizer 6 лет назад

      😂

  • @Ghost-qv4zx
    @Ghost-qv4zx 5 лет назад +5

    My ear buds got unplugged when Mason screamed, I was in school....

  • @brandontucker6958
    @brandontucker6958 6 лет назад +4

    The scream was like the monster from The Thing 😂

  • @napkin2888
    @napkin2888 6 лет назад +53

    Since you past 1,000,000 subs, would you say yeet 1,000,000 times instead of a face reveal?

    • @calebbekker4127
      @calebbekker4127 6 лет назад +1

      Saying Gucci gang 124000 times for charity

    • @Mika-ph6ku
      @Mika-ph6ku 6 лет назад +2

      He's gotta do the Wii theme music but saying yeet

    • @brynnwhistle208
      @brynnwhistle208 6 лет назад +1

      Napkin I agree he should not have to show his face

    • @madisonsatterfield8578
      @madisonsatterfield8578 6 лет назад +1

      Napkin nooooo I want face reveal!!💞 ( no hate on your comment tho)

  • @gr7476
    @gr7476 4 года назад +4

    Sounds like the guy from polar express screaming at the caribou

  • @SonRob01
    @SonRob01 6 лет назад +208

    صعبا تييني عيمريه زذريه نمثتبى تينيت !!

  • @r.k.1355
    @r.k.1355 5 лет назад +6

    5:42 SwaggerScreams

  • @llcrispy7319
    @llcrispy7319 5 лет назад +4

    I like how its talkin bout comin I sons, then it's just the most innocent intro ever😂😂

  • @yassercolon1566
    @yassercolon1566 5 лет назад +3

    “You wanna know what my definition of a joke is?”
    Life

  • @cesarmolina5129
    @cesarmolina5129 5 лет назад +9

    Racc and swagger sound slightly the same😂

  • @TheAllAroundMan
    @TheAllAroundMan 5 лет назад +2

    008 was Q's assistant and comedic relief character in one of the 90s Bond movies. He was played by John Cleese.

  • @aariannalp3987
    @aariannalp3987 5 лет назад +6

    Lmao I was watching this at 4am and I'm supposed to bed asleep and i have my volume up and when 5:23 played I thought I was ganna dieeeeeeee

  • @Gameking40
    @Gameking40 6 лет назад

    "I want to realize, mid-trip, the futility of life and off myself."
    I fucking love Rac XD

  • @reaprr7691
    @reaprr7691 3 года назад +2

    Swagger seems so cool and funny then you get to his laugh and it’s a whole nother level

  • @davidheibel2596
    @davidheibel2596 6 лет назад +77

    Rest in Peace headphone users

  • @randomuser684
    @randomuser684 5 лет назад

    Imagine sticking a toothpick under your nail and kicking a wall as hard as you can

  • @rory6808
    @rory6808 6 лет назад +196

    Hi my names quarth

    • @tuf2500
      @tuf2500 6 лет назад +1

      Olfway Mah names jeff

    • @tuf2500
      @tuf2500 6 лет назад

      Skyflame Why....

    • @plaguedoctor2302
      @plaguedoctor2302 6 лет назад

      It obviosly says olfway do you not know your own name?

    • @rory6808
      @rory6808 6 лет назад

      Plague Doctor it’s an old joke if you watched them for a long time.

    • @VitandusEBK
      @VitandusEBK 6 лет назад

      one of my psns is Quarth-😂😂

  • @chimchar009akaemma
    @chimchar009akaemma 6 лет назад

    His scream actually short circuited my headphones

  • @stevenvonhofsten331
    @stevenvonhofsten331 6 лет назад +403

    *ذ. ه. ه. ر.*

    • @chainsaw5302
      @chainsaw5302 6 лет назад +91

      When your language doesnt have caps

    • @stevenvonhofsten331
      @stevenvonhofsten331 6 лет назад +48

      Fragged *My Arabic brother you know your stuff 😂*

    • @_iad3
      @_iad3 6 лет назад +5

      ع.ر.ب.ي

    • @ijazfazeel4423
      @ijazfazeel4423 6 лет назад +7

      i know arabic but i kinda forgot one or two letters but i think that means "yeer"

    • @ijazfazeel4423
      @ijazfazeel4423 6 лет назад +1

      tuh nvm

  • @ashlyn.brittneygay1166
    @ashlyn.brittneygay1166 5 лет назад +16

    5:17 Yes. I’m wearing headphones. And yes, I probably just lost 10 khz of my hearing.

    • @oats6982
      @oats6982 4 года назад

      Yeah my headphones are on max volume and i'm in school rn and everyone just stared at me cause they heard screaming from my headphones

  • @SasakiKaki
    @SasakiKaki 3 года назад +1

    I love watching some of Swaggers videos and then getting context for jokes in Fitz’s videos.

  • @dale6505
    @dale6505 4 года назад +1

    11:19 Fitz in chat: “WE LIKE LOSING”

  • @cherrysoda4793
    @cherrysoda4793 5 лет назад

    ”Mr.Stark, I don't feel so good..”
    That got me so good cause I love video games and Marvel 😂

  • @umbrella8595
    @umbrella8595 6 лет назад +42

    Nut

  • @kellnoy8873
    @kellnoy8873 5 лет назад

    Child support roulette:
    there’s a contract that’s passed around and everyone chooses a pen from the middle of the table.
    Whoever’s pen has ink has to sign the papers and pay child support

  • @emilyjungman6310
    @emilyjungman6310 6 лет назад

    The Spider-Man joke made me both laugh and cry at the same time. Send help.

  • @aidenbranscome7294
    @aidenbranscome7294 6 лет назад +4

    Notification squad!! I love you so much swagger!! YEEEEETT

  • @enjoyingthecrisis5931
    @enjoyingthecrisis5931 5 лет назад

    When I lived in an apartment, I actually did have my neighbors call the cops after stubbing my toe. It was a good one, slipped on the tile, and kicked the shit out of an end table as I went flying backward. Teeth shattering grit followed by a 180 dB "FUCK!"

  • @Coco2264
    @Coco2264 6 лет назад +5

    Wait zuckles is 19

  • @f-15qacoffee59
    @f-15qacoffee59 5 лет назад +6

    5:42/6:20 I stepped on a lego

  • @Africa41
    @Africa41 6 лет назад +2

    Swagger, and I think fitz, have perfect voices

  • @coatguy2990
    @coatguy2990 5 лет назад +5

    5:12 -- you can thank me later

  • @griffin7670
    @griffin7670 4 года назад

    Masons amazed at raccs deep talk at the beggining

  • @TheKing-nv8my
    @TheKing-nv8my 6 лет назад +14

    I don’t see any of these comments yet so, R.I.P headphone users

  • @championsteam522
    @championsteam522 5 лет назад +4

    10:27 mapipi israelihahd

  • @harrystone3527
    @harrystone3527 5 лет назад

    Zuckels: I want black baby
    Fitz: no
    Zuckels: baby will smith

  • @SubIsHere
    @SubIsHere 6 лет назад +64

    300 likes 28 views smh ;D

    • @juice4132
      @juice4132 6 лет назад

      SubIsHere likes update in real time, views update periodically.

    • @MrZManz
      @MrZManz 6 лет назад +1

      SubIsHere فيديو جميل

  • @Slothnuggets
    @Slothnuggets 5 лет назад

    holy fuck dude i switch tabs and then the screaming from hell starts

  • @WaZzer4893
    @WaZzer4893 6 лет назад

    When the screen went smaller my brain tripped and for like 2 seconds stared into the nothingness of the pixels

  • @hansolo12p27
    @hansolo12p27 5 лет назад

    5:15 you... you broke my speakers

  • @tylerwatson8722
    @tylerwatson8722 Год назад +1

    the last time I did salvia was a bad trip, didn't know how much I was supposed to have so I had took way more than I should. As I exhaled I thought "What if this is a hologram and I was actually abducted by aliens." My vision suddenly skipped, and stuttered then everything had a slight white noise to it, and behind everyone I saw massive lanky slenderman aliens puppetting all their movements. I wanted to lay down so I collapsed onto the couch, phased through it and go stuck in the wall. My vision then spiralled and I stopped existing. All I saw was an infinite spiral of colours and all I heard was a soft humming noise, all I felt was tingling, I had no perception of time, who I was, where I was, physical existence or any of that... Apparently I whispered for my friends to play a song, and when they did that pulled me out of the trip. I then spent the rest of the night getting very drunk, and watching batman in order distract myself from that trip.

  • @professorspy9044
    @professorspy9044 6 лет назад +6

    Elder Scrolls Six guys

  • @joeymaloney3947
    @joeymaloney3947 6 лет назад +5

    YEET

  • @STB4200
    @STB4200 5 лет назад +1

    Aww zuckles finally got a joke through

  • @hiimwaynko-4987
    @hiimwaynko-4987 6 лет назад

    The guy with the purple captions sounds like a cooler swagger.

  • @idrissyafie6684
    @idrissyafie6684 6 лет назад +4

    Yeet!

  • @WLeop
    @WLeop 6 лет назад

    When he dies at 4 seconds in, look at his right hand lol

  • @smugmaxx
    @smugmaxx 6 лет назад

    My video legitimately froze from Swagger's screaming

  • @rrobdgp
    @rrobdgp 6 лет назад +4

    I love you swagger! (No homo doe)

    • @jbell53092
      @jbell53092 6 лет назад

      RobDGP Do you mean no homo doe or no homo dough? I can't tell which...

    • @rrobdgp
      @rrobdgp 6 лет назад

      DemonicAngel I corrected it

    • @kernalbeefcake4157
      @kernalbeefcake4157 6 лет назад

      but you actually a little bit gay for him

  • @deathstroke6969
    @deathstroke6969 5 лет назад

    Racoons voice is...I cant explain it. Its a good thing but I cant explain the feeling

  • @xcalibills
    @xcalibills 6 лет назад +4

    *ي ي ي ي ي ت*

  • @emojaapie9311
    @emojaapie9311 3 года назад

    mason tried so damn hard. love it whaha

  • @rednecknation2904
    @rednecknation2904 6 лет назад

    Imagine putting a toothpick under your toenail and kicking the wall with it

  • @joshsmith7808
    @joshsmith7808 3 года назад

    Racc sounds like the Pokemon Evolution of Swagger

  • @kingsmithgaming8726
    @kingsmithgaming8726 5 лет назад

    Why do I always feel like I'm watching a fresh new video whenever I watch this

  • @ethanfutrell4494
    @ethanfutrell4494 6 лет назад

    I'm really high right now and the scream at 5:42 scared the fuck out of me

  • @Elsher_Bader
    @Elsher_Bader 3 года назад

    When you think of stubbing your toe: The Phantom Pain

  • @michaelburt4480
    @michaelburt4480 3 года назад

    This whole video zuckles tried his best to make a funny joke

  • @jamesmiller532
    @jamesmiller532 3 года назад

    Swagger and raccoon sound like brothers

  • @DaringMeister
    @DaringMeister 4 года назад

    Swagger's scream just sounds like SOME SCP out there.

  • @msr_cobra8072
    @msr_cobra8072 4 года назад

    My neighbours called the cops because of masons scream i had no headphones 😂😂😂

  • @OfficialShankFight
    @OfficialShankFight 5 лет назад +1

    He’s gonna say he stepped on a lego!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @elizabethconley7735
    @elizabethconley7735 6 лет назад

    This video is the reason you don't get ads on your video, but I like it.

  • @kryptkiller8755
    @kryptkiller8755 5 лет назад +1

    Well at least Zuckles was killed by the SSG 008.

  • @SanicfanMeme
    @SanicfanMeme 6 лет назад

    Swagger screaming is hilarious XD

  • @BigFrizzGaming
    @BigFrizzGaming 5 лет назад +1

    3:27, i thought he was abt to say 'my nigga'

  • @Sniacy69
    @Sniacy69 6 лет назад

    I just saw your clip in Pewdiepies video. That's awesome :D Gratz!

  • @blaydenrosario5369
    @blaydenrosario5369 6 лет назад

    Watching this shit stoned is like the best life decision ive ever made

  • @shocking_amaze4027
    @shocking_amaze4027 6 лет назад

    Swagger + Racc = best comedy/scenarios

  • @manuteeh8533
    @manuteeh8533 6 лет назад

    really happy about raccoon eggs joining

  • @Jeebeefleeb
    @Jeebeefleeb 6 лет назад

    Right as you were reseting the comedic momentum lightning struck and I lost power thanks bro

  • @ixiju8424
    @ixiju8424 5 лет назад

    5:18 when you step on a lego

  • @danielbutler7735
    @danielbutler7735 6 лет назад

    I think swagger broke my ear phones, thanks man

  • @Kewlosh
    @Kewlosh 5 лет назад

    For the next roast, tell someone to drink a moldy ice cream cone full of lighter fluid

  • @amyevans9281
    @amyevans9281 5 лет назад

    6 in the morning the screaming is all I hear

  • @Sara513
    @Sara513 5 лет назад

    When he started screaming it actually shut my phone off

  • @DepressoEspresso42
    @DepressoEspresso42 2 года назад

    I’ve made the mistake of watching this while trying to sleep

  • @doc3425
    @doc3425 5 лет назад

    I was watching this at night when everyone was asleep and when he started screaming i had my volume up.

  • @RedMenace0
    @RedMenace0 6 лет назад

    I got a fucking ad for Ali A for testing the scuff controllers right as Swag stopped screaming.

  • @peejayoo4177
    @peejayoo4177 4 года назад +1

    I was doing a report on 911 when watching this video

  • @allykat8937
    @allykat8937 6 лет назад

    YOU'RE NOT GETTING BLACK BABY!
    *Zuckles changes name to baby Will Smith*
    (Loophole) 😂

  • @killd1011
    @killd1011 5 лет назад

    5:42 that’s the part in polar express where the guys beard is tugged