I actually thought of a more kid-friendly version of the game that would kind of still work. Like, you could substitute a lot of this for the kind of crude humor that grade or middle schoolers like. The deaths can still happen, just remove the blood and gore. When the dinosaurs eat the cavemen, they just get eaten instantly. All the beer is replaced with soda. The barfs are replaced with burps. Instead of peeing on enemies, Conker spits soda. The swear words are replaced with their more PG variants (like shoot, crud, or freaking). Poo Mountain is replaced with Chocolate Mountain. The dung beetles are replaced with Oompah-Loompah parodies. The cows squirt milk into the drain and flood it with chocolate milk. Also, the bull sends them flying over the wall when it rams them. The guns are kind of fine since the 2000's era had a lot of shooting games for kids, like Ratchet or Star Fox Assault. The zombies should sort of be fine since Zelda already had some. But for Count Batula, maybe he just eats his victims directly? The War chapter is already about shooting up teddy bears, so that isn't so bad. Buga the Knut gets embarrassed about being naked in the arena. The sunflower grows big lips instead of breasts. And when the Bee King "goes in," you hear smooching sounds instead.
it would work fine, as a much more generic title that doesn't stand out against all the other titles doing the same thing. Conker, especially for the time period it came out as, was practically a satire of "banjo and kazooie if it was rated R" You would never see a big name like mario, crash, spyro or sonic being THIS nasty.
@@jsphn2008 Welcome to Conker's Bad Fur Day. Whom hasn't had another game yet.... Which saddens me severely. Because Bad Fur Day was hilarious. But yeah. It was quite terrifying in places too. But I never took it too seriously... Or tried to anyways! I Still had fun with both Bad Fur Day and it's XBOX version, LIVE And RELOADED.... But the game just in general was charming in it's own way. The multiplayer. The storyline. And the graphics, for being on the N64. I Had a weird childhood....
Ah yes. Nothing more relatable than a drunk squirrel traveling the neighborhood to fight shit monsters, hay robots, Dinosaurs, zombies, Vampires, and aliens to rescue his girlfriend. XD
@@donaldtrump2728yeah it did. I heard Chris seavor regrets making the game because he won’t make a sequel and is embarrassed by some of the things he put in the game.
Conker, he's our squirrel if he can't do it no one can and I think they should make a remake for the Nintendo Switch for adults only and remake Diddy Kong Racing for the same gaming system ❤
@ModernXP thanks for the reply. I luckily got it. It was the part with the bull where you have to jump up the barrel where the poop balls are coming down. I don't have the z button because I'm playing the xbox remake.
I heard of this game NEVER Got a chance to play it OH THOSE DAYS WHEN(And STILL A BIG DRAGONBALL Z FAN)The was 2000 or 2001 this game came out i'll look it up again to know but STILL FUN TO PLAY
This guy must have on some sort of cheats because he didn’t have any problem whatsoever with any of the terrible RNG segments (Lava Race) or with the terrible camera and controls. He breezed through this entire game without losing any health. A game in which is known to be a chore and a pretty miserable experience to chug through.
I want this to get remastered and brought right back again after all squrells are strange crazy messed up and that's the way uh huh uh huh we like it uh huh uh huh .
@@kylerpointerify when I'm able to I want it for my X Box One console and thanks for the info oh Silent Hill 2 has been rebooted that game looks so good scary .
I actually heard that the mechanics and visuals in the remake were a huge improvement over the original. Sure, the censorship takes away some of the charm, but would you rather play a polished game with balanced mechanics or a crappy looking platformer from the 90's with terrible gun controls?
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I actually thought of a more kid-friendly version of the game that would kind of still work. Like, you could substitute a lot of this for the kind of crude humor that grade or middle schoolers like.
The deaths can still happen, just remove the blood and gore. When the dinosaurs eat the cavemen, they just get eaten instantly.
All the beer is replaced with soda.
The barfs are replaced with burps.
Instead of peeing on enemies, Conker spits soda.
The swear words are replaced with their more PG variants (like shoot, crud, or freaking).
Poo Mountain is replaced with Chocolate Mountain. The dung beetles are replaced with Oompah-Loompah parodies.
The cows squirt milk into the drain and flood it with chocolate milk. Also, the bull sends them flying over the wall when it rams them.
The guns are kind of fine since the 2000's era had a lot of shooting games for kids, like Ratchet or Star Fox Assault.
The zombies should sort of be fine since Zelda already had some. But for Count Batula, maybe he just eats his victims directly?
The War chapter is already about shooting up teddy bears, so that isn't so bad.
Buga the Knut gets embarrassed about being naked in the arena.
The sunflower grows big lips instead of breasts. And when the Bee King "goes in," you hear smooching sounds instead.
Why its perfect, we don't have to do everything just so kids can enjoy it.
it would work fine, as a much more generic title that doesn't stand out against all the other titles doing the same thing.
Conker, especially for the time period it came out as, was practically a satire of "banjo and kazooie if it was rated R"
You would never see a big name like mario, crash, spyro or sonic being THIS nasty.
0:27 Conker: Stupid Logo!!!! yup. That’s better. (Pulls out Rareware And Clean it) Marvelous.
Ah yes, Conker. The game with enough violence to land the nearest child in therapy.
And many adult jokes.
@@MaliceVanguardTF2 bruh i saw a suicide joke so early in it scared me
@@jsphn2008 Welcome to Conker's Bad Fur Day. Whom hasn't had another game yet.... Which saddens me severely. Because Bad Fur Day was hilarious. But yeah. It was quite terrifying in places too. But I never took it too seriously... Or tried to anyways! I Still had fun with both Bad Fur Day and it's XBOX version, LIVE And RELOADED.... But the game just in general was charming in it's own way. The multiplayer. The storyline. And the graphics, for being on the N64. I Had a weird childhood....
the game also has a few movie refrences as well both in N64 and Xbox remake i only know 2, no make that 3, nevermind that 4
The game that turned me into a gambling alcoholic with a love for bimbos. I will forever be grateful
I was looking forward for a full game of this one a long time ag,thanks man
Also i am loving when conker breaks the fourth wall.
I was touched by the words, I just want to go home with Barry, but Barry is gone, the sad end.
42:10 just imagine how many kids watched this scene with his parents in the room
I was scarred by this game as a kid now I think it’s awesome and relatable lol
Ah yes. Nothing more relatable than a drunk squirrel traveling the neighborhood to fight shit monsters, hay robots, Dinosaurs, zombies, Vampires, and aliens to rescue his girlfriend. XD
@@pifflesomepuffnadder855 tis the vibe
@Baptisteog18
Yep, lotsa poop jokes
@Baptisteog18i heard it took massive influence from south park
@@donaldtrump2728yeah it did. I heard Chris seavor regrets making the game because he won’t make a sequel and is embarrassed by some of the things he put in the game.
Damn i dident even know this existed, its so awesome!
32:35 Frankly: I ain’t kicking. It’s always my turn to their ass.
Conker, he's our squirrel if he can't do it no one can and I think they should make a remake for the Nintendo Switch for adults only and remake Diddy Kong Racing for the same gaming system ❤
Microsoft owns the IP. There’s a remake for the OG Xbox
@@kylerpointerify Then again, they got Banjo-Kazooie on Switch, so is could happen
I'm so glad I found this. The other walkthrough was too long.
I still have this game so glad i never got rid of it 🔥🔥
Keep up the good work
I don’t get the sunflower part. I could not get the money
Love your channel
How do you make conkers piss so lang!?
Left trigger
You have to press and hold Z! I know I know. I didn’t realize that either, because the game nor the manual never told me that >:[
I think the message their trying to give is be greatful for your life.
Bro got castrated in Brass Monkey part
Edit: I finished the video and it teaches a great lesson about gratitude.
Naw💀💀💀💀 42:07 Bro Took "I Love Nature" Away To Literally 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I'm using this as a guide and I'm stuck on a certain part. Why do I feel like your conker jumps higher than mine ?
Which part? There are two ways to jump. Pressing A does a regular jump, but Z + A will do a higher jump.
@ModernXP thanks for the reply. I luckily got it. It was the part with the bull where you have to jump up the barrel where the poop balls are coming down. I don't have the z button because I'm playing the xbox remake.
18:18 did he call him what i think he calls him lmaoo
2:41:47Thats so funny lol🤣🤣
2:35:31: conker's lullaby, it sounds so good.
How is this version so clear?
Emulator
Emulator and rom link?
There Some 12 Tails Music In This Scene 3:24:38
How I get to versus mode I forgot lol I have to finish story mi d e?
I've only played the single player but I assume you would find it in multiplayer which is shown at 1:15.
Is he having moloko plus or moloko plus plus?
God, what a sad story.
I hated the last 3 chapters so much on both playthroughs I had of this game, I didn’t even have that much trouble with the clangs lair.
The later chapters were definitely dragged down by the poorly aged shooting mechanics.
1:00 if you look at the right (my right 👉) up you can see banjo as a head
Do you have an Xbox version of this game
I own the Xbox version but I've never actually played it.
@@ModernXP_ Why not go play it, then?
Would you be willing to make a video of the remastered version with all collectibles and no damage?
I heard of this game NEVER Got a chance to play it OH THOSE DAYS WHEN(And STILL A BIG DRAGONBALL Z FAN)The was 2000 or 2001 this game came out i'll look it up again to know but STILL FUN TO PLAY
This guy must have on some sort of cheats because he didn’t have any problem whatsoever with any of the terrible RNG segments (Lava Race) or with the terrible camera and controls. He breezed through this entire game without losing any health. A game in which is known to be a chore and a pretty miserable experience to chug through.
He says in the description that he used save states to stitch together a seamless run. It wasn’t all one take
True
42:14 traumatized 💀
Sunny days💀😭
We are passing for rodent😭
absolutely brilliant game....hilarious!!....I spent hours on this back in the day :)
Bro the nitendo logo got torn
1:52:37 I AM THE GREAT MIGHTY POO
"Ugh, Materialist" ❤️
I want this to get remastered and
brought right back again after all squrells are strange crazy messed up and that's the way uh huh uh huh we like it uh huh uh huh .
There’s a remaster for the Xbox
@@kylerpointerify when I'm able to I want it for my X Box One console and thanks for the info oh Silent Hill 2 has been rebooted that game looks so good scary .
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cor blimey guvnah!!! :)))))
Bro 1:53:43 In the Closed captions 💀💀💀💀
Bro what are you, 5?
@@Hollow_Timbro Do you even read, Kid?
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Oh yeah
conker copying tails’ flow
I like the new one then the old ones
the war part of the game was okay at first but after a while it just drags on. Very annoying they decided this world would get the most time
The outdated shooting controls dragged it down for me.
Yeah...this is DEFINATELY a kid's game...
It’s “DEFINITELY” 😂
Thank you for this,
wished they would have made a second one.
And the remake on Xbox looks like SHIT👉💩
I actually heard that the mechanics and visuals in the remake were a huge improvement over the original. Sure, the censorship takes away some of the charm, but would you rather play a polished game with balanced mechanics or a crappy looking platformer from the 90's with terrible gun controls?
The graphics actually still hold up to this day on the Xbox remaster
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