i was thinking about this too, i think one doable way to make them better at item usage at least would be getting them to all deliberately target the player with reds- if they're near enough to the player, then they try to follow/hone in on them to catch them with the revolving shells, and if they're ahead of the player with reds, backspam, etc. i was also thinking that hardcoding at least some of the major easy shortcuts like the grumble volcano respawn cut might not be too hard, especially since you don't really need items. if custom track creators can get cpus to follow their tracks, then it can't be too hard to get the cpus to follow those kinds of hard coded paths
Or just make the CPU’s neural networks so that they learn overtime and adapt to tracks to come up with the best theoretical lines after enough times playing. So basically, race against AI that improve over time so it gets progressively more challenging
Man, it's been so long watching your channel (5 or 6 years now) and I randomly had the thought of how incredibly natural you are commentating. It is a genuine talent to be able to make a 40 minute offline video against cpus interesting and engaging. Just think there's no way you'll get the appreciation you deserve for that, so I thought I'd comment. Keep up the work bro
@@Wolfywolf7 what are you on? Have you never heard of memes? It’s a flipping CPU, how can that be toxic?! Couldn’t care less which characters you like, IT’S A JOKE. Keep getting worked up over this… for some reason, I’m just making jokes - as is Troy, did you actually watch the video? Boo’s fall from grace is the entire reason we’re memeing out here😂😂😂
@@Wolfywolf7 King Boo is the character who was winning and fell behind - the joke literally doesn’t work with a different character, it’s not hard or personal so stop acting like it is. I’m a Diddy Kong main but I don’t act butthurt when someone doesn’t like him or makes a joke. And I have no intention of 1v1ing you. Take the joke and stop arguing. Please.
@@Wolfywolf7 For the last time… IT’S A JOKE! It could have been anyone, but it was King Boo! The joke doesn’t flipping work with another character ffs. Idk why you’re being a weirdo about this - and make all the Diddy jokes u want, I simply couldn’t care less. I really don’t want to play against you either, u really think I would after your constant and ridiculous arguing?
I think that this True Impossibile CPUs Mode is really good, but I also think that it should have other characteristics: -All CPU players use Bullet Bikes, Mach Bikes and Flame Runners only -CPU players take better lines and can do shortcuts they wouldn't normally do (Single cut on DK Summit, Grumble Volcano respawn glitch, etc...) -CPU players charge a stand-still mini turbo after they get hit by a shell and stop. -CPU players take the bonus speed after falling of the track (which human players can do by pressing A on the controller as your vehicle touches the ground)
it's been years since ive played mkwii but watching troy play all the time is so satisfying. i really haven't had fun watching someone play games in a long time, it's great to relive that feeling again
Troy at 15:45: "I really need some blue shells right now" Ask and you shall receive... Truly our lives in a nutshell Also: This mod is pretty insane and very cool! The absurdly fast CPUs, the onslaught of blue and red shells... Very fun to watch for the entire time, probably absolutely gruesome to play at times! So yes, please do the retros as well!
I love imagining seeing a non Mario kart wii fan or non twd98 fan watch this vid and seeing how absurd Mario kart wii shortcuts and skills are and how great Troy is, both a great person and a great player :)
MK8 Hard CPUs are really easy to deal with because they don't rubber band. These modified for MKWii really keep you on your toes, and it's pretty entertaining to watch
I WAS JUST REWATCHING YOUR CHAOTIC SPEEDRUN AND I COMPLETELY FORGOT THAT YOU ARE ACTUALLY SERIOUS SOMETIMES LOL EDIT: I JUST REALISED I'M USING CAPS LOCK MY CAPS KEY IS STUCK
I'm pretty sure it's not pull any item in any spot. It's more like: Red Shell: 70% Blue Shell: 20% Power Items: 5% Shock, Blooper, POW, Thundercloud: 0% Other: 5%
well this video actually demonstrates how important item usage and good lines are and how far it will take you in this game. also finally a cpu mod that actually makes it hard and that you need to actually use your brain and good driving to win. keep up the good work troy also please do some more competitive mkwii you actually good at this game. why not use your skill to the fullest potential and become even better than you are now, which will then allow you to destroy nmeade completely. any way just a thought/suggestion, cheers troy
That Grumble Volcano race was just the definition of anxiety with all those reds and blues! I did notice that the CPUs never pulled shocks; I wonder if that was intended. Great job beating the “truly impossible” CPUs! Maybe we can see better AI in the future to really give you trouble 🙂
"True impossible mode" Troy: **Showing His 10,000 IQ Mario Kart brain** Me: "Everyone gangsta until *_CPU's only get blue shells"_* Ngl, I thought the CPU's were real people...........
Oh, that wacky King Boo. Does well the first half, throws it all away in the middle, and picks it up again at the end when it is too late to do anything about it. I wish I didn't relate to that so well...
Grumble volcano was great. Lap 2 reminded me of the infinite blue shell mod just with both red and blue shells. You were still able to come back and win the race.
Grumble Volcano :)
Sick video!
Ayo the cpus on steroids
For the fans
troy, how do i add hide and seek to ctgp
I almost felt my heart stopping during those last few seconds on grumble, ngl
This is what 150 CC felt like as a kid
This is what 200cc in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe feels like
Vouch
This is the one
@@mario-xz8fl my friend got it on switch and we played. Thought we were gods until we realized there’s an auto steer setting turned on 😂😂
150 cc mirror mario kart ds rainbow road*
The worst part is that the Speed Buff and Blue Shells isn't even the scariest.
It's the amount of obnoxious Red Shells they like to spam at you!
Feels like MK8
This is just Super Mario Kart's cpu characters
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe moment
The amount of red shells doesn't feel much different from regular mkw tbh
@@RedLegend1988 I hate when I'm in first and 2nd pulled triple reds..
But when I'm the one that pulls triple reds... hahaha
Can we just appreciate Wario for actually using the Wario Bike
@AndrewKart64Gaming yup
@@missangelpirateprincesspea7263 indeed
ye
CPUs when Troy is 1st place for one millisecond: We see you’ve chosen death
Nintendo: I wonder how Mario Kart Wii is still relevant...
Active mod creators: I know right, it's craaaaaaaaazy
Also Nintendo: More content ahy? DLC ahy? Money (sniffs loudly) ahy?
0:58 you know troy is gonna have a good time when cpu's just match the speed of a golden
Ngl, that is extremely common to me on regular hard mode
26:33 is the part where troy could could have broke his controller
This moment is MK8DX 3rd lap in a nutshell
I laughed so hard irl at that point
12:00 -- Troy channeling his inner cow
so this is what those cows feel on mmm
Troy is becoming one of the mooing fellas
His bike won’t mooooove.
4:29
Troy: kinda worry about blue shell here
Blue shell: you called?
I honestly expected you to just be like: "So yeah ultras are allowed."
"If a blue shell comes im gonna be screwed"
*Instanraneously explodes in blue flames*
28:45 I never knew that! You learn something new everyday
26:33 is a Twitter clip if I’ve ever seen one
This what nintendo needed, a impossible level for cpus in vs mode.
I have to review stuff for a Physics exam, which is for tomorrow.
*Decides to watch a 40 minutes video*
Totally worth it.
"True Impossible Mode"
Troy: *laughs in MKWii god*
He is not MKWII god
Indeed
He just goes everywhere doing ultra shortcuts and stuff like its easy af
the only way they would be truly impossible is if they had better “brains” (lines, shortcuts, item usage, etc.) but that sounds hard af to code
i was thinking about this too, i think one doable way to make them better at item usage at least would be getting them to all deliberately target the player with reds- if they're near enough to the player, then they try to follow/hone in on them to catch them with the revolving shells, and if they're ahead of the player with reds, backspam, etc. i was also thinking that hardcoding at least some of the major easy shortcuts like the grumble volcano respawn cut might not be too hard, especially since you don't really need items. if custom track creators can get cpus to follow their tracks, then it can't be too hard to get the cpus to follow those kinds of hard coded paths
Or just make the CPU’s neural networks so that they learn overtime and adapt to tracks to come up with the best theoretical lines after enough times playing.
So basically, race against AI that improve over time so it gets progressively more challenging
"Hey guys it's troy here" is iconic as hell
followed only by "back with my riiival Nicholas"
"How's it going, myyy fellas"
I love how it's called "True Impossible Mode" yet Troy is still most likely going to win
26:33
Basically unstoppable.
22:36 Troy timed his landing in the Maple Treeway shortcut perfectly with the music
Man, it's been so long watching your channel (5 or 6 years now) and I randomly had the thought of how incredibly natural you are commentating. It is a genuine talent to be able to make a 40 minute offline video against cpus interesting and engaging. Just think there's no way you'll get the appreciation you deserve for that, so I thought I'd comment. Keep up the work bro
“I don’t wanna be in first right now” that’s how you know Troy is strategizing
Sounds like Mario getting a Mushroom and immediatly losing it: 37:25
9:09 Watch King Boo on the mini map.
He outruns the blue shell…
They can pull stars in first place
Yeah, look closely and I think you can see Baby Peach dodge 2 and almost dodge a 3rd blue shell with stars on BCWii
It would’ve been so funny if he actually outruns it
casually gets a 1:12.8, he wasn’t messing around
He’s just CrAcKeD mY gUy
Mario Kart 64 in a nutshell. Insane rubberbanding.
You know it’s legit when there’s T posing in the thumbnail 😂
I need to see that with Peach
The thumbnail is way too funny lol
4:28 "I'm kinda worried about this section if a blue shell comes I'm gonna be screwed"
15:30 this was huge when he pushed king boo off😂
26:34 That’s the definition of getting Mario Karted lol
11:59 was so funny to me for some reason. That bullet just randomly came out of nowhere while he was talking XD
I admire Troy so much for going through this without rage-quitting
This is the most fun I’ve had watching someone race CPU’s. This also looks like what racing in MKWii felt like back in 2008.
26:30 That sequence was just brutal lol.
King Boo flounders so much that I'm wondering if he's actually NMeade in disguise.
@@Wolfywolf7 tell that to King Boo, he threw his race - could have dethroned Troy 😂
@@Wolfywolf7 what are you on? Have you never heard of memes? It’s a flipping CPU, how can that be toxic?! Couldn’t care less which characters you like, IT’S A JOKE. Keep getting worked up over this… for some reason, I’m just making jokes - as is Troy, did you actually watch the video? Boo’s fall from grace is the entire reason we’re memeing out here😂😂😂
@@Wolfywolf7 are you for real? I made a joke and you wrote an essay - get a life
@@Wolfywolf7 King Boo is the character who was winning and fell behind - the joke literally doesn’t work with a different character, it’s not hard or personal so stop acting like it is. I’m a Diddy Kong main but I don’t act butthurt when someone doesn’t like him or makes a joke. And I have no intention of 1v1ing you. Take the joke and stop arguing. Please.
@@Wolfywolf7 For the last time… IT’S A JOKE! It could have been anyone, but it was King Boo! The joke doesn’t flipping work with another character ffs. Idk why you’re being a weirdo about this - and make all the Diddy jokes u want, I simply couldn’t care less. I really don’t want to play against you either, u really think I would after your constant and ridiculous arguing?
I think that this True Impossibile CPUs Mode is really good, but I also think that it should have other characteristics:
-All CPU players use Bullet Bikes, Mach Bikes and Flame Runners only
-CPU players take better lines and can do shortcuts they wouldn't normally do (Single cut on DK Summit, Grumble Volcano respawn glitch, etc...)
-CPU players charge a stand-still mini turbo after they get hit by a shell and stop.
-CPU players take the bonus speed after falling of the track (which human players can do by pressing A on the controller as your vehicle touches the ground)
it's been years since ive played mkwii but watching troy play all the time is so satisfying. i really haven't had fun watching someone play games in a long time, it's great to relive that feeling again
Things you'd never think you'd say when playing against cpu's: "I drove so well I got 9th."
15:31 Boo got *SPAWNKILLED*
5:57
Bruh… did you see the Mario CPU just go through the crusher here?!
0:58 RIP Baby Peach
Now that’s what I call the beast. He can win anytime, anything, anywhere
31:50-31:55 me when i’ve run out of alcohol at a party
Troy at 15:45: "I really need some blue shells right now"
Ask and you shall receive... Truly our lives in a nutshell
Also: This mod is pretty insane and very cool! The absurdly fast CPUs, the onslaught of blue and red shells... Very fun to watch for the entire time, probably absolutely gruesome to play at times! So yes, please do the retros as well!
Really intense races! Would be fun to see the retros.
Modder: This mod is impossible
Troy: *N O*
kod
kod
Now we need "No, Really, It's Impossible CPUs" where they are always in a star.
Seeing you being pushed to your limit is downright thrilling!! You should absolutely play the retros!
27:13 the red shell signal trying to scare you🤣
26:24 is the definition of getting Mario karted
New title: Mario Kart Wii: Impossible to Resist Watching
Think u said that a little backwards u jerk
Why don't you want anyone to watch Troy's videos? Because that's exactly what you just said.
@@j-yoshi64_justcallmej sorry didn't mean to say that
@@prob6999 lol just realized that i changed it my bad
11:40 not even the red shell that was targeting him lol
I've never been so excited at him beating CPUs.
*15:42* Mr. Bean would be proud
This video is 80% the sound of being chased by a red shell
You deserve an award for that. I would'ave made it last, that was really impressive, Troy! Waiting flr the retro cups if that's not too stressful haha
Troy: plays "Impossible" game mode
Also Troy: "This is not even possible I'm beginning to lose hope"
I love imagining seeing a non Mario kart wii fan or non twd98 fan watch this vid and seeing how absurd Mario kart wii shortcuts and skills are and how great Troy is, both a great person and a great player :)
You know the mod is crazy when koopa in the bit bike goes faster than funky kong in the flame runner
26:31 That was ridiculous
21:17 correct me if i'm wrong, but i don't think it's possible to pull shocks in 11th offline (unless it's GP mode)
this was actually so fun and intense to watch, would really like to see more of this mod
Troy: (Maple is) one of my better tracks
Me: yea no crap you're a former wr holder-
Diddy in the Super Blooper is just warming my heart. The CPUs pay a tribute to Master Cogger.
Next: Mario kart Wii but cpus learned how to do any shortcut
This was such a great battle. That GV race was insane!
I'd love to see some retros on this mode! The gameplay is so much more diverse than regular MKWii offline, it's refreshing!
You know it’s bad when bullet pulls are cast aside with a ‘meh’
6:30
"The red shells are relentless."
Mario Kart 8: Look at what they need to do to mimic a fraction of our power
4:35 im worried if a blue comes
1 second later: *blue comes*
This was such a great and nerve wracking video to watch. The most fun and challenging CPU mode to watch and (i'm assuming) play!
Wow, that was impressive lol
That ending in grumble volcano tho
“King boo handed the controller to his little brother”😂
NMeade:why are you always playing true impossible CPU’s
Troy: I’m just getting ready
NMeade: for what
Troy: to beat u at flounder fest
Like it or not, the blooper still gives the CPUs a heart attack even on this mode.
MK8 Hard CPUs are really easy to deal with because they don't rubber band. These modified for MKWii really keep you on your toes, and it's pretty entertaining to watch
impossible CPUs: falling off on grumble volcano as much as I did as a 9 year old
32:54 "No, I don't wanna be in first!" You are probably never gonna hear those words again..
POV: You are using the Quacker in a room full of Flame Runners
The last lap of Grumble Volcano was basically the Mario Kart equivalent of my final two semesters in college.
Impossible mode: what's its like to be the CPU that always is in the back
hearing the shell sound gave me war flashbacks
I WAS JUST REWATCHING YOUR CHAOTIC SPEEDRUN AND I COMPLETELY FORGOT THAT YOU ARE ACTUALLY SERIOUS SOMETIMES LOL
EDIT: I JUST REALISED I'M USING CAPS LOCK MY CAPS KEY IS STUCK
Hold down the shift key to negate it
caps lock gaming
Alternate title:
_Troy vs Custom King Boo_
I'm pretty sure it's not pull any item in any spot. It's more like:
Red Shell: 70%
Blue Shell: 20%
Power Items: 5%
Shock, Blooper, POW, Thundercloud: 0%
Other: 5%
Grumble was crazy. Nice vid!
0:43
That Baby Mario went vroom
well this video actually demonstrates how important item usage and good lines are and how far it will take you in this game. also finally a cpu mod that actually makes it hard and that you need to actually use your brain and good driving to win. keep up the good work troy also please do some more competitive mkwii you actually good at this game. why not use your skill to the fullest potential and become even better than you are now, which will then allow you to destroy nmeade completely. any way just a thought/suggestion, cheers troy
You were right about this being a lot of fun to watch! I can't wait for the retro cups!
What a thumbnail. 10/10
That Grumble Volcano race was just the definition of anxiety with all those reds and blues! I did notice that the CPUs never pulled shocks; I wonder if that was intended. Great job beating the “truly impossible” CPUs! Maybe we can see better AI in the future to really give you trouble 🙂
"True impossible mode"
Troy: **Showing His 10,000 IQ Mario Kart brain**
Me: "Everyone gangsta until *_CPU's only get blue shells"_*
Ngl, I thought the CPU's were real people...........
dude same. i used to think there were assigned "easy" and "hard mode" players 💀
That Grumble Volcano race was insane!
Oh, that wacky King Boo. Does well the first half, throws it all away in the middle, and picks it up again at the end when it is too late to do anything about it.
I wish I didn't relate to that so well...
19:27 I literally just now realised that there are different cups orginased with retros and new
So basically super Mario kart
Grumble volcano was great. Lap 2 reminded me of the infinite blue shell mod just with both red and blue shells. You were still able to come back and win the race.
That thumbnail tho, absolute gold.
That Grumble Volcano race had me stressed out and I wasn't even playing!!
And I was unable to consistently win against the normal CPUs... Great video. Would love to see a Flounder Fest with this mod