My tips for when I went to Glastonbury five times in the 90s: scousers have terrible drugs but they’re great for paying to hop the fence, ketamine sounds like a good idea until you get stuck in mud, don’t take nice clothes, don’t take speed as you’ll never sleep, don’t take 10 Es daily, eat more than one hamburger in five days, don’t drink strictly alcohol for five days and allow water, don’t have a mental breakdown when you get home as you didn’t sleep the entire festival.
This is literally everything that happens to me every time I go. Apart from buying drugs off scousers and hopping fences. I cried when I got home one year because in my new house I had a dining table but no chairs 🤦🏻♂️
How is it that people can go multiple times to Glastonbury, when it's supposed to be a "lottery" system for tickets? To be honest, I probably wouldn't want to go with the sort of headline acts they get, but there you go. I always try to watch for new bands that may spike my interest, but it seems the coverage on TV doesn't show this anymore or is minimal in terms of filming the up and coming stages, etc.
THIS!!!! Travel light,why do you need a flipping chair at a festival?, sit on the ground or one of the many seats/benches provided! If you want to bring alcohol tequila/vodka in a plastic bottle is a lot better than slabs of beer. Glastonbury is a walking simulator, the less stuff you carry the better it gets!
I would also suggest an umbrella, a decent size one will provide shade in the hot weather and shelter if it rains. Its not a pain to carry and is a good tool for locating friends in a crowd as well.
Go as crew.... Backstage bars .. secret bars... Get paid for being there . The festival starts well before the punters turn up. Then get in your buggy on the last day and grab a lorrys worth of beer to take home with you. Sorted
Bring power bank x 2, small one for phone while out and leave bigger one back at the tent. Don’t bother with stoves, cooking kit etc. These are just more things to carry when you can buy every type of meal under the sun, at every hour at the festival. Alcohol - bring spirits, beer and cider warm is horrible. Fresh cider at the festival is superb, and cool beer. You can buy mixers and ice there so it’s just less to carry with u. Take a day rucksack, plastic reusable cups and decanted spirits each day between a group of u. Suncream, trainers, wellies, a toilet roll also in the rucksack! slightly bigger tent, water for the tent. Sorry, but some pop ups are fine - decathlon Quechua ones are great actually, and no complex poles - more time to just enjoy the atmosphere 😎👍. Tangerine fields is adjacent to the site for a more glamping experience, for not too much extra if u like hot showers, tent already up, near tent parking, space, peace and extra security. I agree with the rest, only use a trolley if u really need to. A sack truck with big wheels and bungees worked for me in the past also. Roll on 2024!😎👍
Heh! Heh! This is hilarious, and on the ball. Agree on cheapo trollies, we have an endless stream of folk wanting them fixed at our blacksmithing workshop. Mostly they are just write-offs, and the poor folk are left wondering how they are going to haul their sprogs around the fest.
Tip 1. Take a collapsible washing up bowl and a facecloth instead of wet wipes. Boil up some water and cool with cold water, and wash. Loads better for the environment. Tip 2. If you want to get a trolley, two wheel sack barrows are much better and easier to use than 4 wheel ones in my experience. Much better to push than pull, especially up a hill. Tip 3. Walking boots over wellies every time. Get some gaiters if you're worried about mud.
Try and get some sort of job at the festival is the best way to reliably get in, from sound engineering to litter picking, plumbers, security guards, chippies, they're all needed! Also a great vibe to be part of a crew at the festival in my experience.
I've been 11 times, though my last one was a few years back. One decent tip would be to get there on Tuesday and stay at a local camp site, then there's less drama for getting in when the gates open the next day. You need a day bag, like a small rucksack. But if you buy a newspaper from a stall in the festival it will normally come in its own cloth bag, so you can use that. Don't camp too close to toilets (noise/smell). Do camp fairly close to taps. Don't camp at the bottom of a hill or you'll be flooded when it rains. Take lots of plastic bags to separate wet, used, muddy clothes into. Take a pen. Read the festival programme and get out for the first performances of the day. I always enjoyed taking a few of the flavoured tins of mackerel you get from the supermarket, decent snack when back at the tents. You don't need walking shoes. Just take wellies, trainers and also flip flops are good for around the tents. Take a head torch for night time toilet trips.
My ex husband went with friends. Everyone took tents and a chair but, by arrangement one also brought a marquee which was placed with the tents around it. There was always someone at the marquee and was a meeting/eating place to catch up in between waiting/seeing acts.
2017, 2019, 2022 we got there early and parked in Orange car park. Only 15 minutes walk to where we usually camp, near Arcadia. This year we arrived early but staff put us and many others who also got there early Wednesday around 2am in the Pink car park. It took us around 30 minutes each way from camp site to the car. Anyone know why they put us in Pink car park and not the Orange like previous years? Our friends got there late Wednesday evening and parked in Orange car park.
@@paulnewsham I tried for glasto 5 times between 2008-2013, and got tickets everytime. Get a big network of mates who have multiple autorefreshing broswers open across multiple devices. One of you will get through. If there are 6 of you going, then you'll only need two of you to get to the selection page as last time i bought you could get 4 tickets per transaction.
It's an empty bottle of fabric softener/conditioner... with a very big opening... for use in your tent at night or in the early morning... need I say more?
£335 pounds (plus an extra £200 when there) is a lot of money to many, especially for a festival. Most people unless they are very well off would agree. What annoys me about this is many large festivals have become swamped with old 35+ people still out to get drunk, high and actually like the are 20 years old again, actually creating a hostile atmosphere. Amazes me the Glosdo used to have a family area and a new age traveller area. Festivals should be for the young @@DanThomasUK
As a live sound engineer who's done Glasto way too many times to remember I just arrive, do the gig, stay a few hours and then get out of dodge. The rest I have no interest in what so ever 😏
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@@bungle3912 That was then. Thousands of pounds were spent on drainage infrastructure following the biblical flooding of 2005. Yes we've had lots of mud over the years since but I've been every year since, and always wear walking boots. Wellies aren't designed for miles and miles of walking. They WILL wreck your feet. Fact.
My tips for when I went to Glastonbury five times in the 90s: scousers have terrible drugs but they’re great for paying to hop the fence, ketamine sounds like a good idea until you get stuck in mud, don’t take nice clothes, don’t take speed as you’ll never sleep, don’t take 10 Es daily, eat more than one hamburger in five days, don’t drink strictly alcohol for five days and allow water, don’t have a mental breakdown when you get home as you didn’t sleep the entire festival.
My tip is don't go. Overpriced, overcrowded, full of middle classed fckwits and you'll smell for days.
This is literally everything that happens to me every time I go. Apart from buying drugs off scousers and hopping fences. I cried when I got home one year because in my new house I had a dining table but no chairs 🤦🏻♂️
Don't buy anything off scoucers
How is it that people can go multiple times to Glastonbury, when it's supposed to be a "lottery" system for tickets? To be honest, I probably wouldn't want to go with the sort of headline acts they get, but there you go. I always try to watch for new bands that may spike my interest, but it seems the coverage on TV doesn't show this anymore or is minimal in terms of filming the up and coming stages, etc.
I took my wallet and a poncho in 1999, slept on couches in various chil out tents when I had to, travel light 😂
THIS!!!! Travel light,why do you need a flipping chair at a festival?, sit on the ground or one of the many seats/benches provided! If you want to bring alcohol tequila/vodka in a plastic bottle is a lot better than slabs of beer.
Glastonbury is a walking simulator, the less stuff you carry the better it gets!
I would also suggest an umbrella, a decent size one will provide shade in the hot weather and shelter if it rains. Its not a pain to carry and is a good tool for locating friends in a crowd as well.
Go as crew.... Backstage bars .. secret bars... Get paid for being there . The festival starts well before the punters turn up. Then get in your buggy on the last day and grab a lorrys worth of beer to take home with you. Sorted
Bring power bank x 2, small one for phone while out and leave bigger one back at the tent. Don’t bother with stoves, cooking kit etc. These are just more things to carry when you can buy every type of meal under the sun, at every hour at the festival. Alcohol - bring spirits, beer and cider warm is horrible. Fresh cider at the festival is superb, and cool beer. You can buy mixers and ice there so it’s just less to carry with u. Take a day rucksack, plastic reusable cups and decanted spirits each day between a group of u. Suncream, trainers, wellies, a toilet roll also in the rucksack! slightly bigger tent, water for the tent. Sorry, but some pop ups are fine - decathlon Quechua ones are great actually, and no complex poles - more time to just enjoy the atmosphere 😎👍.
Tangerine fields is adjacent to the site for a more glamping experience, for not too much extra if u like hot showers, tent already up, near tent parking, space, peace and extra security.
I agree with the rest, only use a trolley if u really need to. A sack truck with big wheels and bungees worked for me in the past also. Roll on 2024!😎👍
Radio 1 Roadshow for posh people but bigger.
Heh! Heh! This is hilarious, and on the ball. Agree on cheapo trollies, we have an endless stream of folk wanting them fixed at our blacksmithing workshop. Mostly they are just write-offs, and the poor folk are left wondering how they are going to haul their sprogs around the fest.
how have u managed to get tickets 15 years in a row ffs
Back door hack. Also he’s a nonce
Tip 1. Take a collapsible washing up bowl and a facecloth instead of wet wipes. Boil up some water and cool with cold water, and wash. Loads better for the environment.
Tip 2. If you want to get a trolley, two wheel sack barrows are much better and easier to use than 4 wheel ones in my experience. Much better to push than pull, especially up a hill.
Tip 3. Walking boots over wellies every time. Get some gaiters if you're worried about mud.
bushy ground is the best place to stay, its so easy to get around
why the fabric conditioner?
Pee in the bottle at night 😊
My question is: how did you get tickets that many years in a row?
I thought this was going to hacks to get tickets 🤣🤣🤣.. ive been twice but attempted to get tickets 8 times
Try and get some sort of job at the festival is the best way to reliably get in, from sound engineering to litter picking, plumbers, security guards, chippies, they're all needed!
Also a great vibe to be part of a crew at the festival in my experience.
I've been 11 times, though my last one was a few years back.
One decent tip would be to get there on Tuesday and stay at a local camp site, then there's less drama for getting in when the gates open the next day.
You need a day bag, like a small rucksack. But if you buy a newspaper from a stall in the festival it will normally come in its own cloth bag, so you can use that.
Don't camp too close to toilets (noise/smell). Do camp fairly close to taps.
Don't camp at the bottom of a hill or you'll be flooded when it rains.
Take lots of plastic bags to separate wet, used, muddy clothes into. Take a pen.
Read the festival programme and get out for the first performances of the day.
I always enjoyed taking a few of the flavoured tins of mackerel you get from the supermarket, decent snack when back at the tents.
You don't need walking shoes. Just take wellies, trainers and also flip flops are good for around the tents.
Take a head torch for night time toilet trips.
So you're responsible for the stench of fish at Glastonbury.
My ex husband went with friends. Everyone took tents and a chair but, by arrangement one also brought a marquee which was placed with the tents around it. There was always someone at the marquee and was a meeting/eating place to catch up in between waiting/seeing acts.
they specifically request that people don't do this as it takes up camping space
The best hassle-free Glastonbury you can ever have is stay at home and watch it on the TV
Most of Glastonbury isn’t on the TV
2017, 2019, 2022 we got there early and parked in Orange car park.
Only 15 minutes walk to where we usually camp, near Arcadia.
This year we arrived early but staff put us and many others who also got there early Wednesday around 2am in the Pink car park.
It took us around 30 minutes each way from camp site to the car.
Anyone know why they put us in Pink car park and not the Orange like previous years?
Our friends got there late Wednesday evening and parked in Orange car park.
imagine the smell
15 times eh?? How is that possible when some have been trying unsuccessfully to get tickets for 15 years?
Have a strong group where everyone is trying hard to get tickets. No dead weight, no 5th wheels.
How about tip on how the hell you got tickets 15 times in a row ?
yes please - that's what I came here for too.
@@paulnewsham I tried for glasto 5 times between 2008-2013, and got tickets everytime. Get a big network of mates who have multiple autorefreshing broswers open across multiple devices. One of you will get through. If there are 6 of you going, then you'll only need two of you to get to the selection page as last time i bought you could get 4 tickets per transaction.
@@tomogganwright7681mate I couldn’t get tickets in November anymore advice I need to go 😢
What is the bottle of Fabric Conditioner for ?
It's an empty bottle of fabric softener/conditioner... with a very big opening... for use in your tent at night or in the early morning... need I say more?
Empty. To urinate in, during the night.
I find that any Time after Mid day you can just take a dump in a random tent
Forget baby section go to adult nappy section, wipes are larger and thicker better for body cleaning
Or just get daddy to drop you at the glamping bus stop , and give the bank card back when your driven home
dont forget your 335 pounds for tickets lol what a rich mans paradise glastonbury is
Your definition of rich is someone that owns £335?
@@DanThomasUK not owns but has to pay a entrance fee for a concert yes i do,hate springsteen as well
@@mickb44 well, it’s an entrance fee that gives you access to 1000 concerts
£335 pounds (plus an extra £200 when there) is a lot of money to many, especially for a festival.
Most people unless they are very well off would agree.
What annoys me about this is many large festivals have become swamped with old 35+ people still out to get drunk, high and actually like the are 20 years old again, actually creating a hostile atmosphere. Amazes me the Glosdo used to have a family area and a new age traveller area. Festivals should be for the young @@DanThomasUK
Lol absolutely clueless
As a live sound engineer who's done Glasto way too many times to remember I just arrive, do the gig, stay a few hours and then get out of dodge. The rest I have no interest in what so ever 😏
Ooh.. pop that on your CV.. 👍
Think 15 years of sticking pins in my eyes sounds way better…
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Pee nard😅???
NOT Wellies!!! They'll wreck your feet!!! Take Walking boots👍
Pee nard?
Been taking wellies for 20 years - can't walk through 2ft of water in boots
We haven't had 2 ft of water since 2005😅
@@glastomole9570 certainly got close in 07 and 16
I went to Glasto in 97 and 98 - the water was almost to my knees. Walking boots would be terrible - wellies.
@@bungle3912 That was then. Thousands of pounds were spent on drainage infrastructure following the biblical flooding of 2005. Yes we've had lots of mud over the years since but I've been every year since, and always wear walking boots. Wellies aren't designed for miles and miles of walking. They WILL wreck your feet. Fact.