Welcome to Tally Hall [Chonny Jash Ver.] - Cover with New Lyrics

or: in which mordred fucks around with audacity and you all are subjected to the result
gh. Several things i wouldve done differently if given option but it's whateverrrr
anyways canonically to my lore it's firstname mordred lastname sp1resong. Middle name all the other names i go by /silly
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lyrics:
WELCOME TO THIS... CURIOUS CREATIVE COVER-UP.
A SCARED AND LONELY FOLK'S MISANTHROPIC HOAX.
AN ASSEMBLY LINE OF NEAR-RHYMES. A COMBUSTION ENGINE OF FEAR AND DISSENSION.
FUELLED BY ANGER AND HATE, AND RAGE AND DISDAIN, AND ANY OTHER DEFINITION OF THE WORD.
WELCOME.
CAN I GET AN "S"?
And if you hit me with the P-1 and R-E,
then you'd see, the Spire has opened fire
An actor, an artist, a liar
So kids, turn up your headphones. Un-set the set stones
Liquify, dry and bastardize their best songs
Tear them to shreds and wring your heart out all night long...
On cover duty like you're Mordred Sp1resong!
WWMSD? {WWCJD?} (WWTHD?) Dropped out of high school, never been to university.
But I refuse to fall to what rots in me,
So instead I weaponize the entropy!
So dig up some colorful and lovable bands you love,
Dig up a shovelful of adjustable songs once sung,
And then all of a sudden it's 2006 {2022} (2020..?) and you hear them playin' on and on,
Singin'
We're in the mini mall.
Workin' the carnival.
We like to play it all.
Welcome to Tally Hall.
Who's to blame?
The automated players, I proclaim!
Yellow tie, this suave fellow, writes heterophonic tunes of how love bites
Red the proud, loud guy we adore
"Is my amp too high?" No, turn it up more!
Now Grey in the back, sippin' gnac in here
He's knockin' down the shots like Bill Laimbeer
Send home the locksmith Green's got keys to unlock the rock in the act, if you'd please
Now, open the gates, give Blue the bass and jiggle your ba-jiggle all over the place
We're in the mini mall
Workin' the carnival
We like to play it all
Welcome to Tally Hall
We're in the mini mall {I'm in the upstairs hall}
Workin' the carnival {Dreamin', oh, all day long}
We like to play it all {If it works, I'm not doing it wrong}
Welcome to Tally Hall! {Welcome to sp1resong!}
(ALL IS TALLY. ALL IS HALL.
THE DAY WE FORGET IS THE DAY WE FALL.
TIME WILL NEVER DULL OUR CALL.
WELCOME TO TALLY HALL.)
CAN I GET A CLICK?
Flick off the switch, and I'll ignite the night in pitch.
Singin' songs y'already know, fuckin' with the piano.
Don't you know I've only just begun?
Yeah, I'm nowhere near done.
Revealing that the Mordred is a mask with far too much time
and far too much love for these old songs gone by.
'Cos I do this for fun; not for fortune, nor fame--
I just like to sing, and to wring out my brain!
So I might make a cover album out'a this
Months spent in contemplation, with no intention to profit.
You didn't think I had the gall?
Well bloody welcome to Tally Hall!
{I'm stereosonic.} (I'm animatronic),
Don't trust myself with the chords, leaning on the iconic!
A delayed reaction; decades-late exaction
of a passion hatching long after the clock stopped.
Hey, ho, don't'cha know?
It's a good, old fashioned puppet show.
We won't let time forget this marionette quintet.
[THEY SANG]
"We think we're playing in a band.
We'd love to give you all a hand."
({[WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!]})
I'm in the upstairs hall {We're in the mini mall}
Workin' this all day long {Workin' the carnival}
If it works, I'm not doing it wrong {We like to play it all}
Welcome to Sp1resong! {Welcome to Tally Hall}
We think we're playing in a band.
We'd love to give you all a hand.
We think we're playing in a band.
We'd love to give you all a hand.
We think we're playing in a band.
We'd love to give you all a hand.
(ALL IS TALLY. ALL IS HALL.
THE DAY WE FORGET IS THE DAY WE FALL.
TIME WILL NEVER DULL OUR CALL.
WELCOME TO TALLY HALL.)
We think we're playing in a band.
We'd love to give you all a hand.
{(ALL IS TALLY. ALL IS HALL.
THE DAY WE FORGET IS THE DAY WE FALL.
TIME WILL NEVER DULL OUR CALL.
WELCOME TO TALLY HALL.)}

[@sp1resong]

Hm. If I'm committing to this, I may as well...
Welcome, welcome! Enjoy the show.
I'm so very excited to share this with you all.
...
I suppose, then, I shall leave you with a question...
Which came first? The chicken or the egg?

[@sp1resong]

...oh yeah, also, I lied. I didn't actually drop out of high school. Effectively, I dropped out of *middle* school! Legally, I never dropped out of anything at all. Long story. You can decide whether this is better or worse.
Unfortunately, 'dropped out of middle school but not really it's complicated' doesnt have the right amount of syllables, so you will have to deal with slightly inaccurate mordred lore.

[@sp1resong]

jesus christ. i didn't rewatch this video for errors before uploading it and it shows.
well. the lyrics are all there, so just pretend it isn't wack as sin.

[@sp1resong]

IGNORE THE ONE SECOND OF DANCING LITTLE GUY I THOUGHT I REMOVED THEM (gif wasnt in sync with the song :pensive:)