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  • Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024

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  • @Пофетая2
    @Пофетая2 9 месяцев назад +48

    Fifer plot armor at its finest

  • @Dino95423
    @Dino95423 9 месяцев назад +71

    god just loves flutes

    • @tsaroftheunion
      @tsaroftheunion 9 месяцев назад +14

      (That's a fife if anyone actually thought it was a flute; difference being one has keys and the other doesn't with only six fingerholes.)

    • @Ethancandelaria-c2j
      @Ethancandelaria-c2j 9 месяцев назад +9

      For some reason, I always get mad when somebody says flutes not fifes

    • @Joedoeem
      @Joedoeem 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@Ethancandelaria-c2j same

    • @developingmind7688
      @developingmind7688 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Ethancandelaria-c2jfr tho, its called fifer for a reason idk why ppl call it flutes

    • @Hamid-v5s
      @Hamid-v5s 4 месяца назад +1

      I get SO mad when people call it a flute too

  • @povyouretiredbutdontwannasleep
    @povyouretiredbutdontwannasleep 9 месяцев назад +43

    bro was already accepting his fate of blowing up to bits but God The Almighty just said *"nu uh"*

  • @Zenitho_
    @Zenitho_ 9 месяцев назад +70

    Ah yes. A human respawning back after getting hit by an explosion. Just a normal day

    • @ManicObsevations
      @ManicObsevations 9 месяцев назад +4

      You're hallucinating, they never respawned. These are just new survivors.

  • @Guynamedbadiro
    @Guynamedbadiro 8 месяцев назад +20

    I love how jesus cannonically is the strongest guy in the g&b universe

    • @Opinare
      @Opinare 8 месяцев назад +14

      he is also the strongest irl

    • @ChickenNuggetManCNM
      @ChickenNuggetManCNM 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@Opinare 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

    • @Who_Knows-kp1yq
      @Who_Knows-kp1yq 4 месяца назад

      @@Opinare Truly Jesus-pilled

    • @meaisterio
      @meaisterio 2 месяца назад +1

      If he exist​@@Opinare

    • @Hippopotomonstrosesquippedal
      @Hippopotomonstrosesquippedal Месяц назад

      @@meaisterioYou’re gonna start an argument I bet 100$. Is that true good sir?

  • @Imthesherrif
    @Imthesherrif 9 месяцев назад +18

    remember, fife = life.

  • @tsaroftheunion
    @tsaroftheunion 9 месяцев назад +19

    RNJesus chose him as his favourite child.

  • @_brighten_
    @_brighten_ 9 месяцев назад +7

    atheists has been real silent since this was caught on cam

  • @rzar4971
    @rzar4971 9 месяцев назад +6

    For this guy to have a healthbar that looks Like 0, He'd have to take 99- 99.9 damage. By calculating the range he was hit by the bomber, it was sure to be lethal. But the range would've dealt 99-100 damage. 100 being the usual. He has one in 104268 chances of living. It seems like people around him, the range and his sheer luck saved him from dying. Not to mention this dude would take 5 bar of medic healing since medic heals 24 health and he has 4 charges, so he'd take 5 charges to heal up. He'd 100% die from a slap from the zombie.

    • @Squarepy
      @Squarepy 9 месяцев назад +1

      this is honestly the only reason why i like education

    • @boygarcia7933
      @boygarcia7933 8 месяцев назад

      Always been rare

  • @Terktheball
    @Terktheball 9 месяцев назад +8

    Tip: when you do the fifle you don’t have to do the metaphors timing thing it’s only for drummer

    • @Jack4Life.
      @Jack4Life. 9 месяцев назад

      The reload speed base on your metaphors max = 20%

    • @AlejandroMPGx2
      @AlejandroMPGx2 9 месяцев назад

      Metronome*

    • @Terktheball
      @Terktheball 9 месяцев назад

      Why are we still here just to suffer

  • @HachaCooL
    @HachaCooL 4 месяца назад +2

    I love the fact that you were going to write and then just "nvm", that's so me wht

  • @BraydenAgtarap
    @BraydenAgtarap 4 месяца назад +1

    i love how dude just continues playing his damn fife after being exploded by a gunpowder barrel

  • @Who_Knows-kp1yq
    @Who_Knows-kp1yq 4 месяца назад

    God chose to spare this poor Brunswick fellow. May your life be blessed.

  • @sharkyblox.69
    @sharkyblox.69 9 месяцев назад +1

    This happens to me a lot especially when as a priest

  • @RedCheddarPancake
    @RedCheddarPancake 3 месяца назад

    I was in Tyrolean village and I and a Navyman were chilling in a house (the wooden one at the left corner next to the intersection) and zombies came out of nowhere so he and I jumped to get the heck out of there. I got grabbed by a runner and a bomber luckily blew up next to me and the best part is that I didn't even take any damage! I said to myself “Not even a scratch.” before another runner tackled me and then killed me.

  • @Sentenzxa
    @Sentenzxa 9 месяцев назад +3

    bro brushed it off

  • @oceanlam5412
    @oceanlam5412 4 месяца назад

    This is why you have to disable gun smoke because you can't see SHITE

  • @Mhatt213
    @Mhatt213 9 месяцев назад +4

    Ofc they nerf the bomber anyway

  • @tyrantula2484
    @tyrantula2484 4 месяца назад

    fifers will literally deny and escape death just to watch their teammates die

  • @The_VeryNubGoldenUnit
    @The_VeryNubGoldenUnit 4 месяца назад

    As we say once we have reached the red zone or we got a quarter of our health,
    " *I'm* *on* *life* *support* " One sneeze is all it takes to get him a heart attack

  • @ryleeculla5570
    @ryleeculla5570 4 месяца назад

    For the 42nd regiment of foot you actually don’t need to click at the right momment

    • @dogedaytimedoge1854
      @dogedaytimedoge1854 4 месяца назад

      Yeah there is no metronome for the pipes

    • @kewi2920
      @kewi2920 4 месяца назад

      @@dogedaytimedoge1854quite op

  • @Guywhomakesskitz
    @Guywhomakesskitz 4 месяца назад

    I've done this, but in a different context.

  • @guppygaming2013
    @guppygaming2013 8 месяцев назад

    you can normally survive a bomber explosion.

  • @nikifelton4537
    @nikifelton4537 9 месяцев назад +3

    Light work no reaction.

  • @Jean1823-j1j
    @Jean1823-j1j 4 месяца назад

    You think this scares me? I sabred a bomber before and took zero damage.

  • @ZayanEditsz
    @ZayanEditsz 4 месяца назад

    bro was inches away

  • @J09-555
    @J09-555 4 месяца назад

    Welcome to the biblical apocalypse.

  • @Yuh_zhimmy
    @Yuh_zhimmy 8 месяцев назад

    And that’s why you disable smoke

  • @horten141
    @horten141 4 месяца назад

    What is a Prussian doin' in San Sebastian?

    • @horten141
      @horten141 4 месяца назад

      Ya know what, nevermind. Just realizing its just KGL (King's German Legion)

  • @Noob-bz6yp
    @Noob-bz6yp 9 месяцев назад

    Even better when you got pinned by runner and bomber save you

  • @The_freddrin_Sambo
    @The_freddrin_Sambo 4 месяца назад

    in game = God punish we enough?
    this one =

  • @catalax
    @catalax 9 месяцев назад

    Adding metronome to fife is making all the musicians have 0 awareness

  • @MirageTime
    @MirageTime 4 месяца назад

    Blud's thinks that making fun of god is fine(bro even the comments are full of shit jokes🗿)

  • @obamngaaa
    @obamngaaa 4 месяца назад

    'Tis but a scratch

  • @MarcusGRANHOLM
    @MarcusGRANHOLM 8 месяцев назад

    What is this game?
    Please tell me is looks fun

    • @CertifiedCh
      @CertifiedCh  8 месяцев назад +1

      its guts & blackpowder

  • @urbainleverrier1
    @urbainleverrier1 9 месяцев назад +5

    why does ur fife have a metronome lol

    • @dinomite1488
      @dinomite1488 9 месяцев назад +2

      it's part of the new update

    • @gameropsperson2877
      @gameropsperson2877 9 месяцев назад +1

      he needs it so he can time it or
      there would be no music

    • @silvanaleiva858
      @silvanaleiva858 9 месяцев назад +1

      Or use an bagpipe cuz for some reason it doesn't have an metronome

    • @urbainleverrier1
      @urbainleverrier1 9 месяцев назад

      @@dinomite1488 what I can't be lazy anymore? I'm in mobile aaaa

  • @tidek7473
    @tidek7473 9 месяцев назад +3

    tis but a scratch alrighty

  • @eggboi768
    @eggboi768 9 месяцев назад

    That happens to all ppl but a chance

  • @Its_skib
    @Its_skib 3 месяца назад

    How is he Prussian?

  • @CertifiedCh
    @CertifiedCh  9 месяцев назад

    thanks for getting this video more views than my entire channel combined

  • @saltyjoon
    @saltyjoon 9 месяцев назад +3

    game name?

    • @WilliamIzKool
      @WilliamIzKool 9 месяцев назад

      G&B

    • @Mattssz
      @Mattssz 9 месяцев назад

      Guts and Blackpowder!

    • @thekingscrown8931
      @thekingscrown8931 9 месяцев назад

      @@Mattssz Yeah, thanks mate. Dunno what the other guy was thinking giving the abbreviated title.

    • @Mattssz
      @Mattssz 9 месяцев назад

      @@thekingscrown8931 Yeah I commented that since giving an abbreviated name to someone who doesn’t even know what the game name is makes literally no sense.

    • @CertifiedCh
      @CertifiedCh  8 месяцев назад

      award for being the most confusing reply@@Mattssz

  • @Detectivemayhem
    @Detectivemayhem 3 месяца назад

    Nah i literally was one hp the real One hp i was hella lucky

  • @Jaratea
    @Jaratea 9 месяцев назад +1

    Hes the skibidid one

  • @blurry656
    @blurry656 9 месяцев назад

    What game is this?

  • @whatdoido-18
    @whatdoido-18 2 месяца назад

    It’s just a glitch god is not real in a game

  • @mattwomp
    @mattwomp 4 месяца назад

    bro acts like nothing happens

  • @Penisthetoy
    @Penisthetoy 9 месяцев назад +1

    Dude what's that regiment?

  • @BritishMoron
    @BritishMoron 9 месяцев назад +3

    the actual irony that im watching this video at 666 views (its 667 now but still)