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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

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  • @Good.London
    @Good.London 3 года назад +132

    Love how you say ' yes I'm fine thank you' and then go back to what your doing like they don't faze you one bit, really makes them feel powerless and small,
    another excellent audit.

    • @freetimesaudits
      @freetimesaudits  3 года назад +12

      Haha cheers. Hope to be back out again soon

    • @christopherwhittaker2620
      @christopherwhittaker2620 2 года назад +2

      Yeah but only do this if they approach in the way they did

    • @heathen5298
      @heathen5298 Год назад +1

      I wish more auditors did this.

    • @colinpryor4290
      @colinpryor4290 Год назад

      1:25 - Enemy of The People.

    • @peesib
      @peesib Год назад +1

      Prick in van sees Primark high heels and starts getting involved??? I’m all for men dressing up but he should practise more to walk in heels?!

  • @retroclickmedia4422
    @retroclickmedia4422 3 года назад +100

    "They know their rights as well" It is as if the police have a perceved advantge when people do not know or are expected not to know their rights - Who would have thought?

    • @uktokers
      @uktokers 3 года назад +23

      I picked up on that too. He said it as if it’s a bad thing that people know their rights which sums up the way most police think. It was interesting the way her demeanour instantly changed after that.

    • @cardigan3000
      @cardigan3000 2 года назад +1

      prisons are full of innocent people who didnt know their rights

    • @darrenjohn2528
      @darrenjohn2528 2 года назад +9

      Exactly. In other words “normally we would abuse his rights but we better be careful because he knows what they are.”

    • @philliplester1741
      @philliplester1741 2 года назад +6

      That officer represents an immediate concern.

  • @dantealighieri9540
    @dantealighieri9540 3 года назад +69

    BAM, you owned those coppers in under ten seconds. Good work.

    • @andyscullion
      @andyscullion Год назад

      Where? A member of the public got involved and called him a knob, which he is. The coppers walked away wondering whether to get him some psychiatric treatment!! Fail to see where he pissed on them!!

  • @gordonfking
    @gordonfking 3 года назад +64

    You could hear the disappointment in the male constable's voice; "they know their rights as well".

    • @nightjar9021
      @nightjar9021 2 года назад +4

      Yes, like it's a bad thing that an individual knows his rights..

    • @gregkasza1925
      @gregkasza1925 2 года назад +4

      @@nightjar9021 it scares them.

  • @peterb2272
    @peterb2272 3 года назад +76

    I love the "turn away and ignore them" attitude. It leaves them nothing to argue with. More auditors should do that.

  • @oneball783
    @oneball783 2 года назад +47

    At 02:10 when you ask the short one to identify she says "Why?" But it's ok for her to walk up to you and ask a load of questions and expect answers.

    • @britbyname3620
      @britbyname3620 2 года назад +5

      Ha ha / twit she actually said I DONT WANT TO ….. 😂😂😂

    • @oneball783
      @oneball783 2 года назад +3

      @@britbyname3620 Yeah she is.

  • @reakingringpiece
    @reakingringpiece 3 года назад +43

    i love the generic,venal & unsincere 'we just want a chat with you' lol great straight to a point way of auditing :)

  • @bmcgoo6027
    @bmcgoo6027 3 года назад +24

    "You can't even help yourself" - is a very good retort.

  • @exposeandeducate
    @exposeandeducate 3 года назад +66

    When one police officer identifies why don't they inform their buddy to do the same? Good interaction mate. Loved the comment "you can't even help yourself" 👍

    • @freetimesaudits
      @freetimesaudits  3 года назад +5

      Big up respect 🙏

    • @uktokers
      @uktokers 3 года назад +13

      She’s in plainclothes and identified as a constable but then refuses to produce her warrant card because she “doesn’t want to”. Why do so many police think that what they want matters. They are governed by law and policy, not their personal wants and needs.

    • @exposeandeducate
      @exposeandeducate 3 года назад +5

      @@uktokers 💚💯

  • @tintersniffer9929
    @tintersniffer9929 3 года назад +31

    I just want to help you. What a load of bolloxs, first chance they get they will hem you up.
    "You can't even help yourself" classic line.

    • @andyscullion
      @andyscullion Год назад

      She contributes to his free benefits handouts. So I'd say it's the other way round!!!

  • @Awakend7
    @Awakend7 2 года назад +39

    Amazes me how they still think it’s just for a rise out of them, it’s standing up for our freedoms

    • @lee13104
      @lee13104 2 года назад

      These cunts do only do it for a rise,im a photographer and I'm constantly using long lenses and never have I been stopped by the police asking what I'm taking pictures of,low life scum these cunts are

    • @Awakend7
      @Awakend7 2 года назад +1

      @@lee13104 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ you don’t get the point of it!!

    • @lee13104
      @lee13104 2 года назад +1

      @@Awakend7 there isn't any point in it,people know they can film in public,they just don't feel the need to do it to annoy people whilst at work for RUclips views

    • @Awakend7
      @Awakend7 2 года назад

      @@lee13104 actually most don’t know you can film in public as 90% of the population are just ignorant morons, it’s showing people that we do have these rights and to stand up to the police and security when they are trying to take those rights away from us!!

  • @mrf4138
    @mrf4138 2 года назад +14

    “What’s the reason that you’re filming, I’m just wondering.”
    “Well go and wander somewhere else.”
    I nearly pissed myself laughing.
    Utterly brilliant response. I think a quarter pounder with cheese would have a higher IQ than either of these two girls. It’s like watching a vacuum with nipples.

  • @TheTorbinator1
    @TheTorbinator1 3 года назад +31

    well go and WONDER SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!!!! LOVE IT BRUV

    • @freetimesaudits
      @freetimesaudits  3 года назад +2

      Haha thanks TORBS. One of my first audits lol. Respect pal 👍

    • @freetimesaudits
      @freetimesaudits  3 года назад +2

      When I say one of my first.......I've only been doing them 2 months so they are all my first ones haha 😄

    • @TheTorbinator1
      @TheTorbinator1 3 года назад

      @@freetimesaudits I’ve just watched a couple and I’ve got to say I enjoyed them!! Respect bruv!!!!!

    • @freetimesaudits
      @freetimesaudits  3 года назад +5

      @@TheTorbinator1 thank you, means a lot coming you from you mate 👍

  • @meeruisland
    @meeruisland 3 года назад +12

    Quote of the week "you cant even help yourselves jog on"

  • @diddydave2707
    @diddydave2707 2 года назад +15

    Bubbles was lost she looked clueless. “you can’t even help yourself” Line if the day😁

  • @peterpiper4492
    @peterpiper4492 3 года назад +33

    Love it, your straight to the point, good one.

  • @derekfaeberwick
    @derekfaeberwick 2 года назад +25

    Drove on pavement.
    Blocked a wheelchair accessible dropped kerb.
    Breaks police protocol re identifying.
    Tries to quiz you about engaging in a lawful activity.
    Welcome to the UK police state.

  • @davidholburn8698
    @davidholburn8698 3 года назад +33

    You're doing well mate I've noticed a few focus pocus lines but good work and stay safe.

    • @freetimesaudits
      @freetimesaudits  3 года назад +17

      Cheers mate. Yeah I'm a fan of focus pocus.

    • @JoaoManuelCanelas
      @JoaoManuelCanelas 3 года назад +8

      @@freetimesaudits That's it. That's why I like your interactions. Keep it up.

  • @jamescoupland4673
    @jamescoupland4673 3 года назад +35

    Loving your videos. You only react when you know they become tyrants. Keep up the good work

  • @projectfireland8821
    @projectfireland8821 3 года назад +19

    Schooled Ashton under Lyne FT Brilliant

  • @dinglebat63
    @dinglebat63 3 года назад +30

    Ohhh, I like your no nonsense style. Subscribed.

  • @thomasjefferson4791
    @thomasjefferson4791 3 года назад +11

    Thank you auditor for exposing those paranoid karens to the public for a laugh

  • @claverton
    @claverton 2 года назад +4

    love the way they all say "just checking to see if you are ok"

  • @jenlaracroft
    @jenlaracroft 2 года назад +21

    You have the right attitude for audits, your going to go far my friend 💚💗💞💗💚 x

  • @garyroe2929
    @garyroe2929 3 года назад +19

    Ha ha bloke in clapped out old van , ye know that a police station, as if you’d say never !!! Is it I’ll stop then , tradesmen boot licker . Good one that , 😀

  • @jasonbishop4247
    @jasonbishop4247 3 года назад +9

    cracking pair of pins though

  • @ianrosie4431
    @ianrosie4431 Год назад +4

    "They know their rights as well." What a giveaway.

  • @ninianmacmillan-keith7435
    @ninianmacmillan-keith7435 3 года назад +11

    Moths to a flame , they just cannot help it. How idiotic the police have become. If they didn’t walk up to the camera we would not have any of these skits

  • @chrisc9406
    @chrisc9406 3 года назад +25

    Another great audit exposing some tyrants.

    • @paulbromley6687
      @paulbromley6687 2 года назад

      So remember if you just stand up to bullying the bullies give up. If you had talked to them they would have tried to keep you talking until it becomes a search then more.

  • @libertine7747
    @libertine7747 3 года назад +24

    Like your style

  • @irishlass7443
    @irishlass7443 2 года назад +11

    Watched a few and really like how you handle yourself, no screaming about sausages so far so I’ve subbed.

    • @freetimesaudits
      @freetimesaudits  2 года назад +2

      I have called a couple sausages 😫 hope you still watch

  • @4catsnow
    @4catsnow 2 года назад +3

    Laverne and Shirley weren't ready for the pushback....and neither were the male gendarmes when THEY came out to save the day...

  • @johnfellows2867
    @johnfellows2867 2 года назад +5

    But the legs on the girl with glasse's, blimey !!

    • @camrs125
      @camrs125 5 месяцев назад

      Got to get promotion somehow 😂

  • @buster9102
    @buster9102 2 года назад +8

    i love how DJ and PJ as well as AB do it but this is my way.... say it as it is thanks m8 huge respect

  • @abc33944
    @abc33944 Год назад +5

    Look at that mug in the van

  • @johnrobertson1129
    @johnrobertson1129 2 года назад +12

    Just came across your page today 😉 absolutely brilliant auditing mate 🙏 I'm here for the long run 😂🤣😂🤣🙏

  • @kennyjones3679
    @kennyjones3679 Год назад +2

    One of the best audits ever. BREAKING pigs power in seconds.

  • @topcat1358
    @topcat1358 3 года назад +7

    Great audit. Just subscribed after Marti's compilation video of your vids. There is good entertainment to be had here, I think. I'll need to catch up on a few more of your vids. I like your approach and attitude!

    • @AYTAZED
      @AYTAZED 2 года назад

      Marti blagborough is like a WISH version of shaggy from scooby do.

  • @captaincolumbus5946
    @captaincolumbus5946 3 года назад +11

    🚣‍♂️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Spot on We do not have civil rights to abandon them to The police syndicate. Peace love and freedom everyone Rick ❤

  • @kennyjones3679
    @kennyjones3679 Год назад +2

    Pigs power crushed again.

  • @nonenone-vt8cg
    @nonenone-vt8cg 2 года назад +2

    Cinderella's ugly sisters seem to be soliciting for a bit of trade

  • @Sickofitall99
    @Sickofitall99 3 года назад +4

    silver van man being a he man for the pretty lady

  • @kennyjones3679
    @kennyjones3679 Год назад +1

    Pigs wont always be pigs one day when they become public they will thank auditors for defending their rights.

  • @edwardwillis8461
    @edwardwillis8461 Год назад +3

    They all went home and told their mums 😂

  • @focuspocus3690
    @focuspocus3690 3 года назад +5

    Can I help you...no, you can't even help yourself... 🤣😂🤣🤣

    • @freetimesaudits
      @freetimesaudits  3 года назад +1

      Loved your wigan one, about the difference between a dead officer and a cow. Can only milk a cow for 4 years 🤣🤣 excellent work 👏

  • @DEFIANT71DEFIANT
    @DEFIANT71DEFIANT Год назад +5

    Awwww poor Darren getting all but hurt cause some nasty man was recording in public. I sincerely hope he was one of those people who had the poke for granny cause the world really could do with less of them.

  • @TrevyTrev-andTheFunkyPets
    @TrevyTrev-andTheFunkyPets 2 года назад +2

    Those Karens are very bold and shouldn’t approach strangers in this messed up world. Mind your own business.

  • @Catmad65
    @Catmad65 2 года назад +4

    Cagney and Lacey 😂 And she really shouldn’t be in control of a car in those sandals either !

  • @normangillespie6308
    @normangillespie6308 2 года назад +3

    So glad i found your channel mate finally someone tells them how it is

  • @ryanhall9347
    @ryanhall9347 2 года назад +3

    "yeah they know their rights too"
    he sounded disappointed

  • @haydoncooper3744
    @haydoncooper3744 3 года назад +8

    Well held great the way you told me.👍👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @jeffreymiller5462
    @jeffreymiller5462 2 года назад +2

    Cop: "They know their rights as well."
    Like that's a bad thing.

  • @robertbaylis9714
    @robertbaylis9714 3 года назад +4

    Was it my imagination but did her reg plate spell PIG? Kp19 zub ? ? ? ?

  • @wokeupandsmellthecoffee214
    @wokeupandsmellthecoffee214 2 года назад +8

    Brilliant audit you know how to address these fools. That girl who refused to identify herself looks no more than 15 so has zero interpersonal skills and shouldn’t be in the job.

  • @paulbromley6687
    @paulbromley6687 2 года назад +5

    Constables can’t even give their full details when requested. So why would a member of the public who is perfectly legal want to speak to them about a non crime. If we have rights and freedoms they should be respected and not have to justify or account for a legal activity.

  • @haydoncooper3744
    @haydoncooper3744 3 года назад +6

    And the mob descends…..

  • @Di-mx6tj
    @Di-mx6tj 3 года назад +5

    New subscriber, watched a few videos and I think this is excellent work you shut them down well done love it keep up the good work

  • @sueronhaworth5713
    @sueronhaworth5713 2 года назад +3

    FEMALE PREDITORS( NOT NICE LADIES) TRY A DIFFERENT APPROACH( YOU WILL NEVER GET A FELLA WITH THAT ATTITUDE)

  • @kennyjones3679
    @kennyjones3679 3 года назад +2

    Then the local grass makes a appearance.

  • @gooner8david
    @gooner8david 3 года назад +6

    Great style you verbally disembowel them with your no nonsense to the point answer's they're getting the message but don't like accountability

  • @ismellbs9647
    @ismellbs9647 3 года назад +6

    Men .......stop going to the aid of ladys , like some white knight....these days are gone ......stop being and thinking your disposable it's not your job to defend anyone

  • @craigfeek2157
    @craigfeek2157 2 года назад +2

    Cagney and lacey have let themselves go

  • @jimmyriddle4159
    @jimmyriddle4159 3 года назад +3

    No more Mr Nice Auditor

  • @adamrowley9480
    @adamrowley9480 2 года назад +2

    N WHO FUN IS MR VAN MAN?? Getting involved you'll get dropped that's y he stayed in the van. Muppet Lmfao

  • @timgeorge1009
    @timgeorge1009 3 года назад +3

    Love the video
    I just wanted to comment on what that guy said when he was explaining about auditors he said “and they know their rights” like that was a bad thing

  • @lampy-ov4mc
    @lampy-ov4mc 2 года назад +2

    the little one soon shut up after she had snitched.she must have a lot to hide.OH SILLY ME, THEY ALL HAVE A LOT TO HIDE.

  • @kennyjones3679
    @kennyjones3679 3 года назад +4

    Her with glasses got nice legs lol.

  • @davidking6391
    @davidking6391 Месяц назад +1

    "they know their rights as well". In other words "our normal intimidation and bully tactics won't work so you might as well walk away"

  • @sheffieldzamo7444
    @sheffieldzamo7444 2 года назад +2

    The only offence I could see was the police parking on the pavement. I can't believe they are still falling foul of auditors.

  • @paulmabley9697
    @paulmabley9697 3 года назад +8

    Be concerned somewhere else 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nugmit1
    @nugmit1 2 года назад +2

    At first the one in red was walking toward you like she was gonna get right in your face. Then I think you scared the bejesus out of her by not dropping right down and licking her boots. she was like was like a little girl - I've got to Hurry and go get daddy to help me. I think you taught her a valuable lesson that might just save her one day - Not everyone is going to fear her because she has a badge.

  • @kennyjones3679
    @kennyjones3679 2 года назад +2

    I quite like hot legs with the glasses but had to try and get the last word in can I help you with anything.

  • @markpulley4798
    @markpulley4798 2 года назад +3

    you pissed on her chips lol

  • @minormajor4762
    @minormajor4762 3 года назад +1

    anyone know why she reversed before pulling off????!!!

  • @oconnorp3
    @oconnorp3 2 года назад +1

    They’re catching on.

  • @haydoncooper3744
    @haydoncooper3744 3 года назад +5

    I’m in my own vehicle.And?

  • @Salty3439
    @Salty3439 2 года назад +1

    Great channel mate, new sub by the way, keep up the great work

  • @grah1956
    @grah1956 3 года назад +5

    loved it, the woman had lovely legs i must say,lol

  • @haydoncooper3744
    @haydoncooper3744 3 года назад +13

    It makes for great viewing and entertainment when they trot out crap and assume at the same time.
    The questions they ask are so funny too.Um bobjock obvious yet they don’t get it.

  • @gooner8david
    @gooner8david 2 года назад +2

    Careful he knows his rights says it all

  • @johncarlo7395
    @johncarlo7395 Год назад +2

    That f*****g told them didn't it

  • @johntate5050
    @johntate5050 Год назад

    That window cleaner in the van is the type who would drive 150 miles to a strip club and then cry because he's offended.

  • @pepperpotdi
    @pepperpotdi 2 года назад +1

    Bloody police think they are untouchable, keep up the good work.

  • @CarneyColours
    @CarneyColours 3 года назад +3

    Thumbs UP....................We just want to chat !!!....then go find a CHAT ROOM.

  • @dengermouse7871
    @dengermouse7871 2 года назад +2

    And they know their rights as well,isn't that a kick in the nuts,no abuse today

  • @waynevenz6909
    @waynevenz6909 2 года назад +1

    Got to get the male police officers

  • @bionic4368
    @bionic4368 2 года назад +1

    Park illegally to accost some engaged in a legal activity.
    And they wonder why there's a divide!

  • @davidking6391
    @davidking6391 Месяц назад +1

    Guy in the van was a proper knob.

  • @Itisfinished.
    @Itisfinished. 2 года назад +1

    Brilliant, the two girls who wanted to be taken seriously weren't.

  • @kennyjones3679
    @kennyjones3679 2 года назад +3

    Keep auditing put these tyrants on notice.

  • @Mark-fv8bn
    @Mark-fv8bn 2 года назад +2

    brilliant mate owned and jogged on beautiful

  • @johndavies8700
    @johndavies8700 Год назад +1

    fantastic retorts love it

  • @redsrollingnow1
    @redsrollingnow1 3 года назад +10

    Brilliant!

  • @dazzanic1356
    @dazzanic1356 Год назад +1

    Parking on curb restricts access for those in wheelchairs.

  • @karenjackson1739
    @karenjackson1739 3 года назад +4

    Brilliant. You’re sticking your nose in, so jog on.

  • @Dan-zb7vn
    @Dan-zb7vn 2 года назад +3

    What you doing," mind your own business" well done! What's the problem with the vegetable in the grey van trying to big himself up to miss piggy!

  • @li5322
    @li5322 2 года назад +2

    Omfg the guy actually had the audacity to say "leave them alone they even know their rights" wtf

  • @hyperjon3903
    @hyperjon3903 2 года назад +1

    Not too clued up on the laws but she's fit

  • @jesuschrist2284
    @jesuschrist2284 2 года назад +1

    this is fantastic. next time, mention you're about to fly a drone over

  • @ysgol3
    @ysgol3 2 года назад +1

    🤣🤣Fantastic - such relaxed contempt - brilliant.