Spoiler: for vladdy's russian talk. I find what makes vladdy even more fun is to know what he is saying. He seems to be cursing you in russian when he is actually using his teddy bear catchphrases like (Ty moy luchshy drug = You're my best friend ) . (Ya lyubliu tibya = I love you ) But of course our Crimson lord knows that and was just acting.
you prolly dont give a shit but does someone know a tool to get back into an Instagram account?? I was stupid forgot my login password. I love any help you can offer me
@Kendall Creed Thanks for your reply. I got to the site thru google and Im trying it out now. I see it takes a while so I will reply here later when my account password hopefully is recovered.
[Spoilers] Tbh an instant death via rocket explosion was merciful. Because if that rocket did reach Mars, and did land safely. They likely wouldn't have been able to survive. It's a barren landscape, almost completely torching at all times. So they would have to stay inside the facility. Which, by nature of how the world works would eventually run out of resources, and they would all slowly starve and/or dehydrate. Or turn to cannibalism which would only afford the corns not designated as food 2 more weeks at best. Unless of course the facility had top efficiency hydroponics somehow capable of lasting literally forever and/or terraforming equipment able to drastically change the atmosphere and soil composition of Mars fast enough to prevent them from starving to death. And even if it did have all that and more _do you really think the corns would understand how to use any of it?_
Just go to your 'user' folder and make sure the option to see hidden folders & files is toggled on, I think it's on the "View" dropdown menu. That'll make Appdata an actual folder you can easily access.
@@brosephnoonan223 I see you've never modded S.T.A.L.K.E.R. games before, you have to go into %appdata% just to access the games files and add new ones.
This game is pretty funny, especially the part where the game claims US military has auditors. Like would USA really try to keep track of their contracts if even the Pentagon can't audit itself(true story, look it up).
@@TheSleepyRanger You know, this being the internet and all, I didn't expect a normal answer. Anyway, i do agree there are plenty jokes that swing and miss or get repetitive
RUclips doesn’t pay for shit anymore, to quote his own words from a stream “I’m not going to spend weeks working on a video only for it to make about 60 dollars”
![[Tomato] Family Man : I won't do any crime Crime is bad and I won't do any](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/5MJUxdeNeZg/mqdefault.jpg)
![[Tomato] Family Man : I won't do any crime Crime is bad and I won't do any](/img/tr.png)
![[Tomato] The Final Station : I heckin LOVE twains](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/I6ypt82qftw/mqdefault.jpg)
![[Tomato] Survivalist Invisible Strain : Buncha dirty boys start their own society](/img/1.gif)
I like coming back to this vod every once in a while, it's funny to think that this was 4 years ago but it's not even pre-COVID.
Worth noting how incredible Tomato's sense of direction is. It's very rare to see him get lost in games.
Pretty sure he’s played most of them off camera
Having a good sense of direction is really good I almost never am lost or feel lost
BBallDan25
I’m awful with directions
But when I am in any type of maze, I can easily solve it for some reason
@@durden91tyler
K
@@durden91tyler ...k
Sadly you got the bad ending. You didn't press Q the right way. It was right there, in the book: "How to queue properly".
Spoiler: for vladdy's russian talk.
I find what makes vladdy even more fun is to know what he is saying.
He seems to be cursing you in russian when he is actually using his teddy bear catchphrases like (Ty moy luchshy drug = You're my best friend
) .
(Ya lyubliu tibya = I love you
)
But of course our Crimson lord knows that and was just acting.
Incredible
Chat rules: no backseating
Game: backseats
Tamto: *suprised pikachu*
can't ban em all.
STOP BACKSEAT GAMING -Tyler1
you prolly dont give a shit but does someone know a tool to get back into an Instagram account??
I was stupid forgot my login password. I love any help you can offer me
@Magnus Payton instablaster :)
@Kendall Creed Thanks for your reply. I got to the site thru google and Im trying it out now.
I see it takes a while so I will reply here later when my account password hopefully is recovered.
This stream is blessed beyond all reason. You have no right having such comedic timing.
You say that as if youve never met a _real_ gamer before.
Is it wrong that I laughed every time he looked at the gnome 😂
did you laugh like "eeheee ho"?
@@brosephnoonan223 yes
Tomato presses "Q" for 3 hours
[Spoilers]
Tbh an instant death via rocket explosion was merciful. Because if that rocket did reach Mars, and did land safely. They likely wouldn't have been able to survive. It's a barren landscape, almost completely torching at all times. So they would have to stay inside the facility. Which, by nature of how the world works would eventually run out of resources, and they would all slowly starve and/or dehydrate. Or turn to cannibalism which would only afford the corns not designated as food 2 more weeks at best.
Unless of course the facility had top efficiency hydroponics somehow capable of lasting literally forever and/or terraforming equipment able to drastically change the atmosphere and soil composition of Mars fast enough to prevent them from starving to death. And even if it did have all that and more _do you really think the corns would understand how to use any of it?_
1: Do you have a SINGLE shred of evidence to back any of that up?
2: The Corns are smarter than you, so its 100% certain they'd be able to do it.
@@brosephnoonan223 I'm staring at my screen right now. Wondering why you're trying to start an argument instead of good hearted discussion.
Grimty Granule think he was being sarcastic..
I stopped watching Tamto when he scammed me out of 3 minutes of intro
He's ruining our stream >:(
D:<
We should move to Cornmato Gaming!
I'm with the red guy, %appdata% is really anoying location to go to all the time.
Theres no reason to do it unless youre literally trying to hide shit.
Just go to your 'user' folder and make sure the option to see hidden folders & files is toggled on, I think it's on the "View" dropdown menu. That'll make Appdata an actual folder you can easily access.
@@brosephnoonan223 I see you've never modded S.T.A.L.K.E.R. games before, you have to go into %appdata% just to access the games files and add new ones.
@@Reznor1974
I dont have enough faith in vanilla stalker to mod it - lest it literally turn my conputer into a pile of slag over a bugged load zone.
Press ctrl+r and just type in %appdata%
Hmm this just proofs that tomato, indeed, is an undead vegetable
You could make a drinking game for every time tomato misses the thing on the table
Youd end up half tje alcoholic Tomato is by the end
Nothing like Tomato to help through a break up
U got dis :)
youll be ok Mr. Guppers, there's plenty of fish in the sea.
Feel ya bud. Kinda weird how sad I am considering I was the one who did it.
I really can't stop laughing at 54:24
This entire stream and game was amazing
The squeaking of that teddies' feet made me think there was a mouse under my desk for 45 minutes
This game was definitely released when Subtitles were standard, UNACCEPTABLE
14:41 Gnome
15:16 Gnome 2: Origins
_Me 'ol chum..._
HOOH
1:11:40 Tomato is ted and chat is bob. Now tomatos bob
You heard it here first ladies and gentlemen! Tamto, one of the only people to die from the Aliens from Signs whom couldn't even open a wooden door!
Of course Tomato died, he already absorbed all the water he coukd have used to defend himself for its moisture!
54:19 chat sees female...
It's called maize because its easy to get lost in its incredible flavor
51:00 X IS NOT A NUMBER THE MOST POWERFUL PERSON IN THE GAME DEAR GOD
I randomly remembered watching h2o delireous playing this like 8 years ago
46:20 I think they might have pulled pictures from my first grade teacher's classroom. I know those handprint borders are a real product.
Yup I had those too
1:18:45 Chat member forced to eat stale bread
The writing may be sort of iffy in parts, but damn if these visuals aren't impressively intricate. Someone really gave a shit there.
I love to see his tomatoe avatar animated in the right corner like his web cam.. that will be nice.
7:45 Tomto backseats his chat
9:30 Chauncey the pet rock
i love you brett! i hope you are doing well!
Please kiss me on the mouth Brett
@@thekeevinatorhk what if we kiss on a tomato gaming stream???
Nah jk jk
Unless....
@@aliakeel
😳
@@aliakeel Dip me low and kiss me sweetly papa
From looking at some other RUclips play through of Disco Elysium, it seems like it’s around 30 hours of gameplay.
13:40 tomato hates thinking :)
14:39 GNOMBED
1:13:00 Teemato gaming 1:13:40 Has the direction of an actual tomato
Etch a sketch artist's are ascended species?
🤔
I concur.
man stop being corny i thought you were a tomato
I hate that I laughed...
SHUT
Diemato Gaming
.
No
thank you for all of your kinde replys
1:28:35 A rocky rock.
49:35 Tomato scared of bear
Never argue with stupid people, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience
1:31:40 FERNADNOOO NOOOOO THE 5G TOWERRR
This games soundtrack is actually great
I can't believe I fuckin got gnomed twice in the span of less than a minute in a red boy stream. Nowhere is safe.
the funny thing about this game is it has the same ending as the mass effect trilogy were everyone fucken dies XD
BEHOLD
CORM
Cheems????
Man i miss the band.
This writing kinda reminds me of Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
1:47:08 THE Questionable ROCK!
39:30 tomato gets called small big mistake
38:40 sketcher 3000 Pog
hell yea new vid
My class in 1st or 2nd grade had had that bee poster even with the same border
God this game is great love the videos tomato :)
17:15.Tomato gets bullied
Amazing Game! Thanks tomato!
tennis
now this is an old comment of mine i still do understand, and if you dont get it, shame on you
So this Steven King horror genre game or something similar.
Its clearly as hard and surreal to follow as that. *cujo flashbacks* why did he have that jacking off scene again?
44:00: not worth the risk and mabel the rock-chan
goddamn chat members spoiling the twist
A-maize-ing
This game is pretty funny, especially the part where the game claims US military has auditors. Like would USA really try to keep track of their contracts if even the Pentagon can't audit itself(true story, look it up).
1:15:40 Unstable rock
Best 3 hours ever. Kept laughing to the end. 69/10
20:15 leaky brain
Historically all vegetables were called corn(i think) so theoretically you hate all vegetables, making you hate cripples lol jk
1:46:30 another Bob crime
1:28:00 Teds statue!
1:38:50 Bob crime
Ohhh, almost 4 hours of my favorite cornlet Tomato Gaming talking over cutscenes. Nice
25:10 Muffin door
I demand you make more cataclysm
I demand the Red One brings about more apocalyptic events in general
Is this tomato's origin? Was he made here, and just forgot cause he's got beef brain?
Begining: Wake up
Likely 60% of people watching: GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP!
19:15 5G tower
I died, that’s actually me after reading this comment. Probably some bs time travel stuff
2:30 hehe
Really wish tomato didnt talk during cutscenes
either have to listen to red man at eleven or forgoe the game's story entirely
First to like the game, automatic number 1 fan
sucks to be you bro, youtube doesn't properly show likes
Do you have a shred of proof to back up that statement?
This game feels like watching a B movie
11:08 oh wow, i didn't know h3h3 and heila klein where in this game.
7:35 Game backseats tomato tomato craze
i hate how little tomato pays attention to things.
As an Ohioan, I find the title of this video offensive.
1:49:29 THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH CHEESE
Too much macarony
That teddy bear is the most annoying fucking video game character I have ever heard or seen or been subjected to in my eighty seven years of living
Called photos paintings and paintings photos
Douglas Adams made a game
1:47:52
meanwhile in 2023
1:11:28
Beef brain
This game is fine but it's the epitome of "not funny, didn't laugh"
Isn't humour largely subjective though?
@@twistedblast5253 yeah
@@TheSleepyRanger You know, this being the internet and all, I didn't expect a normal answer.
Anyway, i do agree there are plenty jokes that swing and miss or get repetitive
Not funny, didnt laugh.
K
You sound like master shake
1:36:00 dummy
I'm rather disappointed really, I looked up for a video of Vladdies squeaking for 10 hours to link here but none seem to exist.
Has tomato is uploaded a video on drug dealer simulator?
Pls more examina
This game made me corny.
Pepodance
1:42:15 attention streamer I like to tell you at this game sucks
Just putting it out there this game has about as much “gameplay” as pajama sam.
Literally the only *good* video game yo come out in the last 50 years, so that aint a bad thing.
Why did you stop uploading on your main channel? Please return o mighty one
RUclips doesn’t pay for shit anymore, to quote his own words from a stream “I’m not going to spend weeks working on a video only for it to make about 60 dollars”