This man is truly an enigma. He seems to be very rich but all he does is say goofy shit on Snapchat and scream his name on other people’s beats. Honestly a respectable level of achievement.
have none of y'all mfers played NFS Underground 2???? Or like, been alive in the early 2000s??? FFS I'm not even from the western world and yet I remember a time when he was a genuine musician
@@turbochargedfilms he never was bro. Look up his songs. He didn't write them or produce them, and he doesn't have any bars. He just does a fuckton ad libs and his name is on the song. That's it.
He Managed to get the nice putt into the hole and I'm thinking to myself dont you fucking say a word, for the first time in your life you might actual look cool, then you fucking Gatoraded me...Another one
0:12 GATORADE!!! 0:14 call me a tennis ball, let’s play tennis 0:21 have you ever played rugby? 0:25 cappuccino outfit 0:36 golf course green 0:41 ‘I call’er coconut’ shoes 0:52 call me gumby 1:00 call me dolche 1:08 GOD DID 1:14 i just wanna breath the air that Rihanna breaths 1:20 ABSOLUTELY PRETTY AKA AP 1:34 TELL’EM TO BRING OUT THE WHOLE OCEAN 1:44 the most hilarious ‘toe to head’ 1:56 Tiffany blue 2:03 tiger woods 2:07 fathers-day haircut ‘squeaky clean’ 2:19 listerine ocean 2:32 squeaky clean x dove 2:40 SHOW’EM MA NECK, CALL ME SLIM-JIM, BACK UP BACK UP 2:54 some boay need lesson 3:01 badass hole in one
man, I kinda wanna try out that "bring out the ocean" dish. I love seafood and maaaaaaaan. Also, I totally forgot he used to be extremely overweight and now he's normal sized, it's kinda awesome when I look at him now.
This man is truly an enigma. He seems to be very rich but all he does is say goofy shit on Snapchat and scream his name on other people’s beats. Honestly a respectable level of achievement.
For real, man. I want to hate because admittedly I am a bit jealous, but I just can’t. The guy is too damn weird and goofy for me to hate on him.
His job seems to just be: professional hype man
have none of y'all mfers played NFS Underground 2???? Or like, been alive in the early 2000s??? FFS I'm not even from the western world and yet I remember a time when he was a genuine musician
@@turbochargedfilms he never was bro. Look up his songs. He didn't write them or produce them, and he doesn't have any bars. He just does a fuckton ad libs and his name is on the song. That's it.
@@turbochargedfilms We just don’t give a shit, man, just like he clearly doesn’t either lmao.
tell em to bring out the lobster
sata andagi!
GATORADE
Tell em to bring out the king crab
Tell em to bring out the lobster
TELL EM TO BRING OUT THE WHOLE OCEAN 🚨🚨🚨🚨
Imagine being in dj Khaled's house and randmoly hearing "call me gatorade" from the other room
Toe to head. Toe to head 🤨
DJ Khaled isn’t fucking real I swear
I mean, have you ever actually seen him?
@@RatGangisMYusername Well, now that I think about it, I’ve never seen you and Khaled in the same room 🤔
I PROMISE YOU! He doesn’t exist! 🤣🤣
He's AI generated
bro is some npc from a game who got lost in the real world
*gatorade*
He Managed to get the nice putt into the hole and I'm thinking to myself dont you fucking say a word, for the first time in your life you might actual look cool, then you fucking Gatoraded me...Another one
*gatorade*
*gatorade*
*gatorade*
*Gatorade*
im convinced they made this dude in a lab. Khaled is a genetically modified NPC
1,000%
he's guy
I can't tell if this guy is a bumbling oaf or one of the greatest thinkers of this century
Honestly both lol
Toe to head
"LIFE IS ROBLOX"🔥🗣🔥🗣
Diogenes type thoughts
"he speaks just because its free"
2:31 Bro had _no business_ saying something that profound and following it up with "squeaky clean" 💀
I was shock when he tied in Squeaky clean lmfao
This is literally what greek philosophers sounded like
“Call me the Oracle” -Socrates
“Zeus did” -Plato
“Tell em to bring out the Aegean Sea” -Aristotle
tell em to bring out more compilations
honey???/watchu know bout a fathers day hair cut????.....squeaky clean
“I just wanna breathe… the air that Rihanna breathes..” Truly inspirational.
Wow that's pretty gay when written out 😂
0:12 GATORADE!!!
0:14 call me a tennis ball, let’s play tennis
0:21 have you ever played rugby?
0:25 cappuccino outfit
0:36 golf course green
0:41 ‘I call’er coconut’ shoes
0:52 call me gumby
1:00 call me dolche
1:08 GOD DID
1:14 i just wanna breath the air that Rihanna breaths
1:20 ABSOLUTELY PRETTY AKA AP
1:34 TELL’EM TO BRING OUT THE WHOLE OCEAN
1:44 the most hilarious ‘toe to head’
1:56 Tiffany blue
2:03 tiger woods
2:07 fathers-day haircut ‘squeaky clean’
2:19 listerine ocean
2:32 squeaky clean x dove
2:40 SHOW’EM MA NECK, CALL ME SLIM-JIM, BACK UP BACK UP
2:54 some boay need lesson
3:01 badass hole in one
“I got a neck now” 😂
1:43
DJ Khaled and the Minecraft fit
Toe to head
you mean tiffany blue elmo?
I call her Deepslate
“HONEY!”
“ughh…”
TELL EM TO BRING OUT PART 4 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
Hes got a bank of like 7 phrases and he's trying to communicate with us
im convinced that dj khalid is a professional yapper
tell em to bring out the undiagnosed adult ADHD
When you're schizophrenic and you have in jokes with the voices
PLAY MY THEMESONG
Bruh, the last thing I expected him to say was Gatorade.
He's a true poet.
I'll be damned if that isn't Tiffiany Blue Elmo...
"PLAY MY THEME SONG" - Video game Boss
Bro who the hell even designed this character? This is why games get trashed on smh
GOD DID
1:56 Call me Steve
Bro just talk cus he can😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏
Aight, question about the Cappuccino Outfit™️.
Why the green shoes?
Head to toe.
Cuz his choice, that's his cappuccino outfit™
Random words generator frfr😭😭💀
GATORADE
tell em to bring out the lobster
tell em to bring out the lobster
tell em to bring out the lobster
There’s enough material to make a part 113. This channel is set for life.
when youre playing a game that only allows 3-4 voice lines
Play my theme song 🙏
Tell em to bring _out_ the stone crab _out_
I think dj khaled has his own version of dad jokes
TELL EM TO BRING OUT A PART 4🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
0:13 gatorade
1:11 it was a little bit aggressive
Which god tho
This dude would have put up INSANE numbers on vine
The acoustic little kid somehow became rich
Tell em to bring out the hole lotion!
:3
2 weeks ago??? Wow this video is hilarious!! Great job!! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
They dont wanchu n' da oshen dat looks like listerine
He's got that Happy Gilmore vibe going
Toe to head 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥
Dj Khaled is that one unemployed friend
I lovvvvvvve how he has inside jokes with himself lmfao
bro is just shitposting through life
“They didn’t believe in us… GOD DID” is unironically inspiring.
i am so confused right now
i love it
He's the kid we all made fun of, but thought we were talking about someone else.
"CALL ME A TENNIS BALL" 🗣️🔥🔥💪💯💯
Halfway thru my eye started twitching uncontrollably. That was two days ago. It hasn’t stopped.
infant when they realized they have free will
“Call me a tennis ball 🎾 “ 😢😢😢 inspirational man 👊
Bro is the embodiment of 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️📢📢📢🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
He's so rich he knows he can just say random crap and totally get away with it
My favorites: tell em to bring out the whole ocean, tell ‘em to bring the lobster, life is Roblox, squeaky clean😎, and GATORADE
This is what's called wholesome stupidness
"Play my theme song!"
*muffled* "TELL EM TO BRING OUT THE LOBSTER!"
He's just gotta be the best shitposter the world has ever seen
tell em to bring out more Khalid comps!
Someone should write a list of Grand Theft Auto NPC random dialogues and DJ Khaled quotes and ask people who said what
toe to head
call me TENNIS BALL 🎾
This man was grown in a tube
3:01 i was so upset when he didnt say gatorade >:(
0:47 his pants are bigger than his face, dont bring out another lobster
2:05
“Tiger”
The animal?
“Woods”
Ooohhh
"HONEY'
"yes"
'HONEY"
"yes"
"HONEY"
"yes"
"SqUeAkY cLeAn"
man, I kinda wanna try out that "bring out the ocean" dish. I love seafood and maaaaaaaan. Also, I totally forgot he used to be extremely overweight and now he's normal sized, it's kinda awesome when I look at him now.
“Play my theme song” 🔥🔥🔥🔥
the slim jim got me man 😂😂
There needs to be a mission in gta 6 where we gotta deliver something for dj khaled
i fucking love dj khaled
Tell em to bring out the King Crab, tell em to bring out the King…Crab!
He missed the chance to say call me cookiemonster
TELL 'EM TO BRING OUT THE WHOLE OCEAN 🔥💯🗣
Hard to believe this man couldn't even handle mild chilli sauce! lol.
“Call me a tennis ball🔥🔥🗣️🎾🎾
He likes; Tennis, Lobster, Cappuccinos, Golf, Roadblocks, and Dancing.. i think i missed some 😭🙏
"that looks like Listerine" 🗣🔥
No sea creature is safe around DJ Khaled 💀
"call me a tennis ball"
I sware to god DJ Khaled is just an npc that accidently became famous.
"play my theme song"😭😭😭
The first one got me 😭
Didn't know he was chill like this
2:13 his actual bed
I'm not convinced this man isn't on the spectrum.
i feel like hes trying to hypnotize me
CALL ME SLIM JIM 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
This goblin has a theme song
This guy roasts himself 😂😂 'call me Gumby ' 😂😂
I've got a neck now
he is a special one
"Gatorade" -Khaled Mohamed Khaled
tell em to bring out the whole ocean
DJ Khaled rules.
This guy is off is rocker 😂