Story 1: I grew up in Phoenix, AZ. I know very well about the rock hard, clay soil. We sometimes had to use a pickaxe to get through the top layers of soil. 😅 Just a kind fyi...Gila Monster is pronounced Hila Monster. Great storytelling.
I appreciate you very much & thankyou for letting me know you at least enjoyed the content and stories. I definitely mispronounce things constantly so thankyou as well for informing me ! Normally it's just someone just correcting me and I never know if they at least enjoyed the stories ? Lol Have a good one 🍻
@@BoozeandBoosand I appreciate you saying what you did. Whenever I comment and let a narrator know about the correct pronunciation of a word I always try to make sure they know I have no intention of being rude by doing so and that I enjoyed the video (if I did of course) and often get no feedback so it's good to know that's how you feel about it. I also would want to know if I made a mistake pronouncing a word but would want the person to be kind doing so!
@@BoozeandBoosoh and I wouldn't say you "constantly" mispronounce words because that's not true and you do so far less often than many other narrators...and that's not just me saying that because I definitely notice!
My dad and brother are land surveyors. My dad in southern Ontario and my brother in NWT. They have some crazy stories and pictures. I work in northern Alberta in the oil patch, so usually pretty remote. I’ve seen and heard some stuff, always human related though.
@@MysticYusha wolves taking down caribou, wolverines, muskox, cool nature stuff most people don’t get to see. They get to drive sherp’s and other crazy off road machines as well.
same. My kindgerarten had a field out back, but it was more of a crater with hills and trees lining a bowl like depression. We used to have the best recess ever playing there.
Yep the good old days, I'm glad I got to grow up before smart phones and social media, once Instagram started, people's habits and self centeredness just went hay wire. When I was in high school, having a Nokia cell phone was rare at thr end if 10th grade, by senior year most people had them but not smart phones and no one swiping their phone every 30 minutes all day every day and not going outside whenever possible going on adventures, and thinks being safe and people leave u alone if ur out being a kid, no body called the police when kids are just exploring in pastures and building forts in the forest, ( biggest reason is because people didn't vandalize and steal and disrespect their elders whether they are perfect stranger's or not), u didn't see people in bikinis taking pictures of themselves posing and having their beastie take gram photos if their butt being their every 5 posts. I'm glad I got to be a kid and enjoy being young and my friends and associates were normal and not completely self centered. Worried about what their Instagram make believe reputation is, making a picture collage depicting you are living this fabulous life and your doing better than everyone else in life, What I loved about being in elementary school and middle school, society in my area, was not concerned about what kind of car ur dad drove or ur mom drove or if ur house was fully remodeled and u got a bunch of flat-screen and laminate flooring, we drive a big orange van with rooster takes made of rust spraying up over each fender well, muffler was broken and the thing could be heard from 5 blocks away, literally, we could hear our dad coming home from over a Mile away the way the road was above our house and the way the pasture land left the top main road visible about one or two miles away and we would have a 5 minute warning that dad was coming home so we could stop doing whatever we are not supposed to be doing, break up any fights between us brothers and clean up any evidence of hitting each other and get rid if anything we broke or hide it until we can fix it, or put his tools away as quick as possible and get the dog out if the house and start pretending like we were sweeping the garage or pulling the lawn mower out
I really enjoyed the first story of the land surveyor. I thought it would be boring. It was so interesting the way this person writes, I could completely envision it. Well done.
I swear, it’s just like watching a movie in my brain as you tell the story. So well done. I’m sort of new to online story telling and you are by far, the best of everything I have heard! God bless!🙏
Booze and Boos, Nice channel. I subscribed. I like "Middle of Nowhere Horror stories". Plus, at 3:25 Gila monster is pronounced Heel-a monster. Thanks for the upload. ❤❤
Whenever I find myself in Indian land where I hike I always say a prayer to the effect that I am acknowledging that I am on their land and I am respecting it. I just tell the First Nations forest spirits that I come in peace and I thank them for letting me be on their land. Especially if it's on ancient burial grounds and such. We have plenty of Wendigo legends and Trickster spirits tales here in Canada.
Everywhere in the world you are on someelse's territory. Civilizations rise and fall over and over, we discover new ones all the time. The Scots, Celtics, and Scandinavian are some of the oldest and most indigenous to their regions.
I live in the middle of nowhere Washington State (my towns population is about 700) I can say weird shit happens in tiny towns Thanks again for another great video B&B ❤
Booze and boos just started listening to the stories today but love the vids if we just give you a few more years on RUclips then you will become better than you are already
I think the scariest part of this video is at 3:36 because as a studying herpetologist, Gila (pronounced Ge-ya) monsters are NOT poisonous. They’re venomous. The difference? Poison is ingested (consumed) whilst venom is injected (like a vaccine shot) - (this is important because venom needs a specific anti venom and can’t be treated or often detected by poison labs and medicine). Also they are nicknamed the suicide lizard due to the fact their venom isn’t fatal BUT the pain caused by their venom often causes people to commit or want to commit suicide because it is absolute torture. They’re also extremely protected so don’t be stupid and say “Oh JuSt KiLl It” because if you kill a Gila monster and are found killing one you will be put in jail because of how protected they are. And an added bonus fun fact is that despite snakes which have specialized holes in their fangs to allow venom to flow from the glands behind their eyes into you, Gila monsters, and many other venomous lizards for that matter have specialized grooves in their teeth in which they bite down and chew into your skin, as this happens it presses down on the gums which allows the venom to flow out and slowly seem into your skin allowing for a more nasty bite as they have cone like teeth meant for tearing flesh!
Uhhh guys, a painting I've had above my bed for a while just started staring at me with two huge, black eyeholes... it's an abstract painting... it's never looked like that before, not even close. I took it down immediately and put it face down in another room. Absolutely terrifying, I'm SHOOK. 😳😳😳
I grew up in Fairfield CA about 35 to 40 min from lake Berryessa. It got some strange people around there I’ve had issues creepers around that lake in the past. The Zodiac killer killed a woman and nearly killed her boyfriend there
Ilovecampingatlake Berryessa and eating mushroom omelettes with a candy paint green glitter speed boat. Too bad the campsite we used burned down a week after we left 😢 I came to find out it was arson to hide forensic evidence of murder last Thanksgiving. I think the fire was around 2019 😢
What a voice! Love the sound. Appreciate a real voice. THE AI voices other channels use are horrible. I can’t hardly listen to them. Great channel-subscribed.
Hey, just an FYI here...wanted to let you know (though you might not care) i really appreciate your choice of background sound in this video . The volume level is perfect to me...just noticeable and not so loud that it is annoying, overwhelming or that it takes away from the storytelling by being distracting (even some of the most popular channels with tons of subscribers employ stupid sounding noise, screams or other fake BS in the background...i can think of 2 specifically right off the top of my head that everyone is familiar with). Thanks for that! I will mention it in a more recent video so maybe you will be more likely to see this comment!
For story 2, I always wonder why people willing put themselves in the we kinds of situations. *If you f_ck around, you will find out!* I don’t care what you believe or don’t believe in, but you’ve got eyes n ears. You can see something’s wrong. You can hear and feel it too. If disturbing the dead isn’t a priority for you, fine. However, you’ve gotta worry about running into A) Another person or B) a wild animal And of course they would be silly enough to do this shit at night and not tell anyone else where they’re going. Glad the people are okay but DAMN!
That would be some strange events a land surveyor before civilized .well thats a funny word in tidays world .its a book stephen king wrote i didnt finish ut .a newer one thnx fir reminder.
Hey man if you know the true fax you wood stop what you do because I promise you everything I on and my life you think you get away hurt people you know it will find away back to you man you know I don't care you do to me you took everything so what do I have to lose I don't have shit to give anyone else but I promise you your dream will come true I promise you that I promise you I'm not mad I'm not sad I'm not die inside and I'm not with All the other guys and you know man you see the true fax I know what I'm talking about I promise you
I enjoy the stories but I have an issue with the continuing "doom" music playing throughout. It's becoming increasingly popular but it's not something I can stand for long. Sorry.
Story 1: I grew up in Phoenix, AZ. I know very well about the rock hard, clay soil. We sometimes had to use a pickaxe to get through the top layers of soil. 😅
Just a kind fyi...Gila Monster is pronounced Hila Monster.
Great storytelling.
I appreciate you very much & thankyou for letting me know you at least enjoyed the content and stories. I definitely mispronounce things constantly so thankyou as well for informing me ! Normally it's just someone just correcting me and I never know if they at least enjoyed the stories ? Lol
Have a good one 🍻
About Gila Monster, exactly 😅
@@BoozeandBoosand I appreciate you saying what you did. Whenever I comment and let a narrator know about the correct pronunciation of a word I always try to make sure they know I have no intention of being rude by doing so and that I enjoyed the video (if I did of course) and often get no feedback so it's good to know that's how you feel about it. I also would want to know if I made a mistake pronouncing a word but would want the person to be kind doing so!
@@BoozeandBoosoh and I wouldn't say you "constantly" mispronounce words because that's not true and you do so far less often than many other narrators...and that's not just me saying that because I definitely notice!
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i've always imagined that being a land surveyor for unchartered territory has got to be one of the creepiest jobs ever! lot of respect for those guys!
A job I totally want
My dad and brother are land surveyors. My dad in southern Ontario and my brother in NWT. They have some crazy stories and pictures. I work in northern Alberta in the oil patch, so usually pretty remote. I’ve seen and heard some stuff, always human related though.
@@DaLump89what kind of pictures?
@@MysticYusha wolves taking down caribou, wolverines, muskox, cool nature stuff most people don’t get to see. They get to drive sherp’s and other crazy off road machines as well.
I hope your keeping yourself sane, between the frequent uploads and being a dad. Don't forget you time ! 😊
Excellent advice for the new Daddy 👭
Aww most wholesome comment
Glad that middle of nowhere won the poll! Can't wait to listen at work tomorrow 🤘
I will never regret the adventures we had in the 80s/90s. Treasured memories
same. My kindgerarten had a field out back, but it was more of a crater with hills and trees lining a bowl like depression. We used to have the best recess ever playing there.
Yep the good old days, I'm glad I got to grow up before smart phones and social media, once Instagram started, people's habits and self centeredness just went hay wire.
When I was in high school, having a Nokia cell phone was rare at thr end if 10th grade, by senior year most people had them but not smart phones and no one swiping their phone every 30 minutes all day every day and not going outside whenever possible going on adventures, and thinks being safe and people leave u alone if ur out being a kid, no body called the police when kids are just exploring in pastures and building forts in the forest, ( biggest reason is because people didn't vandalize and steal and disrespect their elders whether they are perfect stranger's or not), u didn't see people in bikinis taking pictures of themselves posing and having their beastie take gram photos if their butt being their every 5 posts.
I'm glad I got to be a kid and enjoy being young and my friends and associates were normal and not completely self centered.
Worried about what their Instagram make believe reputation is, making a picture collage depicting you are living this fabulous life and your doing better than everyone else in life,
What I loved about being in elementary school and middle school, society in my area, was not concerned about what kind of car ur dad drove or ur mom drove or if ur house was fully remodeled and u got a bunch of flat-screen and laminate flooring, we drive a big orange van with rooster takes made of rust spraying up over each fender well, muffler was broken and the thing could be heard from 5 blocks away, literally, we could hear our dad coming home from over a Mile away the way the road was above our house and the way the pasture land left the top main road visible about one or two miles away and we would have a 5 minute warning that dad was coming home so we could stop doing whatever we are not supposed to be doing, break up any fights between us brothers and clean up any evidence of hitting each other and get rid if anything we broke or hide it until we can fix it, or put his tools away as quick as possible and get the dog out if the house and start pretending like we were sweeping the garage or pulling the lawn mower out
Yes!! I just got home after a pretty rough day at work, and this upload is just what I needed. Thanks B!!
Truly loving the background scenics ❤
This is so awesome you’re posting more and more often honey. Never stop being amazing.❤
You’re up there with let’s read right now for me. Loving the content.
He's way better, that channel got so far off the rails and predictable. The egotistical commentary and fan worship got weird too.
They are my2 favs
You are the # 1 Storyteller ever.
Storytime with one of my favorite storytellers B&B! Great night😁
😅😅😅😅 28:56 😅😊😅😅😊😅 31:10
I really enjoyed the first story of the land surveyor. I thought it would be boring. It was so interesting the way this person writes, I could completely envision it. Well done.
I swear, it’s just like watching a movie in my brain as you tell the story. So well done. I’m sort of new to online story telling and you are by far, the best of everything I have heard! God bless!🙏
You always do such a great job telling stories! Your voice is perfectly suited to your channel’s genre. Keep up the good work!
Agreed
Booze and Boos, Nice channel. I subscribed. I like "Middle of Nowhere Horror stories". Plus, at 3:25 Gila monster is pronounced Heel-a monster. Thanks for the upload. ❤❤
Thank you for your time! These are great stories and I enjoy your voice. Walked almost 9 miles listening to my favorite narrators last night.
Where
@@ChickenArad1why would you ask her that?
Another great set of stories
Story 2 was intense and easily my fave. Thanks for the upload.
Thanks for what you do, you are awesome!!
Needed this so bad! Thank you friend 🫶🏻
I love your content,i love story's like this and "in the woods" stories . Ty
Wow. I'm impressed! Great job!
HAHA FIRST 25 VIEWS LET'S GOOOOO!!! Love you B&B, never stop! You have no idea what impact you're having on little people like me. Cheers 🍻🍻🍻
You are a little person?? How interesting! (Naw...I'm just teasing...that was just how I first read it!)😊
You, sir, are a narration machine 💪🏻
Love the new intro bro thank you for the stories 😁
Whenever I find myself in Indian land where I hike I always say a prayer to the effect that I am acknowledging that I am on their land and I am respecting it. I just tell the First Nations forest spirits that I come in peace and I thank them for letting me be on their land. Especially if it's on ancient burial grounds and such. We have plenty of Wendigo legends and Trickster spirits tales here in Canada.
What province in Canada?
@@dallaz7048 Southern Ontario.
Everywhere in the world you are on someelse's territory. Civilizations rise and fall over and over, we discover new ones all the time. The Scots, Celtics, and Scandinavian are some of the oldest and most indigenous to their regions.
Glad to see you're doing well. I live in the high desert and I can tell you despite the isolation and quiet there is a level of creepiness out there 😮
I live in the middle of nowhere Washington State (my towns population is about 700) I can say weird shit happens in tiny towns
Thanks again for another great video B&B ❤
Maybe u should start making some interesting-scary videos tòo!
@@adjuafrican2664 ahh that takes a lot of time and effort! Work family and my side hobby(taxidermy) keep me busy enough!
@@kylie6likes maybe just DM the narrator here with one to share, throw us a "bone".
I love the video in background, nice!
He's a good storyteller. I normally listen to Mr. Ballen but I'll add this guy too.
Always makes my night when I see a new uploaded episode........LOVE your channel! You rock❤
Thanks for sharing
Just came across your channel, you have a very pleasant voice and good stories, thank you!
Loved listen to this one as usual.
Great! Thanks. ✌️
The goat uploads again ❤
hey man i really enjoy your stories! gives me something to listen to at work. really appreciate your channel!
Thank you for your stories ❤
Really enjoying your channel. Just subscribed.
Thank You!❤
Booze and boos just started listening to the stories today but love the vids if we just give you a few more years on RUclips then you will become better than you are already
Thanks!
Thanks for sharing. Good story.
Arizona native here. It’s pronounced He-lah monster. Just so you know for the future ❤. Otherwise loved the stories!
Hiya fromNorCal! I love your channel! ! 👑 👍🤘Thank you! Thank you! 💚🦋💚
I think the scariest part of this video is at 3:36 because as a studying herpetologist, Gila (pronounced Ge-ya) monsters are NOT poisonous. They’re venomous. The difference? Poison is ingested (consumed) whilst venom is injected (like a vaccine shot) - (this is important because venom needs a specific anti venom and can’t be treated or often detected by poison labs and medicine). Also they are nicknamed the suicide lizard due to the fact their venom isn’t fatal BUT the pain caused by their venom often causes people to commit or want to commit suicide because it is absolute torture. They’re also extremely protected so don’t be stupid and say “Oh JuSt KiLl It” because if you kill a Gila monster and are found killing one you will be put in jail because of how protected they are. And an added bonus fun fact is that despite snakes which have specialized holes in their fangs to allow venom to flow from the glands behind their eyes into you, Gila monsters, and many other venomous lizards for that matter have specialized grooves in their teeth in which they bite down and chew into your skin, as this happens it presses down on the gums which allows the venom to flow out and slowly seem into your skin allowing for a more nasty bite as they have cone like teeth meant for tearing flesh!
Best scary story video I've heard in a while.
This is scaring me too much!
Uhhh guys, a painting I've had above my bed for a while just started staring at me with two huge, black eyeholes... it's an abstract painting... it's never looked like that before, not even close. I took it down immediately and put it face down in another room. Absolutely terrifying, I'm SHOOK. 😳😳😳
Your voice is Amazing ❤❤❤
Pretty good 💯
3:27 Gila Monster - HEE LA Monster
Thank you B&B
I grew up in Fairfield CA about 35 to 40 min from lake Berryessa. It got some strange people around there I’ve had issues creepers around that lake in the past. The Zodiac killer killed a woman and nearly killed her boyfriend there
Live in PHX, was awesome to hear the first story. Now im wondering whats been built in the area it happened
Love the homeless hitchhiker story. I think I would have laughed out loud, nodded at him and bought his meal on my way out. LOL
As far as story 1 goes, i fully Believe it
Lake berryessa - I often hike there. Matter of fact I was just there a week ago. Everything is so green atm because of all the rain .
Narration and edits always on point.
Love your stuff. 1. Correction; its pronounced He-la monster
Wow! Craaazy first story! Dam, can you imagine running into that creepy guy?!? Wow! 😮
Surveying work is harsh & unforgiving work, now......but before GPS?
Ilovecampingatlake Berryessa and eating mushroom omelettes with a candy paint green glitter speed boat. Too bad the campsite we used burned down a week after we left 😢 I came to find out it was arson to hide forensic evidence of murder last Thanksgiving. I think the fire was around 2019 😢
Bring it on Butterfox:
#1 geez, you would think if that's what you do for a living you'd be prepared for any given situation!
What a voice! Love the sound. Appreciate a real voice. THE AI voices other channels use are horrible. I can’t hardly listen to them. Great channel-subscribed.
The first story was just Spamton offering the guy a chance to be a [[BIG SHOT]]!
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The giant 7 foot man was probably hiding the back seat of your truck. You never said you locked the door.
Story 5....just wow. Clearly came upon a murder dumping scene. Y i k e s.
In story 3, what is a CP ?
Geez that would explain why the officer in story 3 was being rude to them it. They found his tree house of horrors.
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20 years ago kids had respect bud, the problem is they don’t get their ass whooped anymore. For the story teller in the 14 min range
Hey look,,, 👀it's the middle of knowhere,,, 👀well how do you like that. 👀 🦎 Gotta go ⛷️💨
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I've had 2 VERY odd supernatural experiences in my life.
They never happened again tho
I don't believe in ghosts
Hey, just an FYI here...wanted to let you know (though you might not care) i really appreciate your choice of background sound in this video . The volume level is perfect to me...just noticeable and not so loud that it is annoying, overwhelming or that it takes away from the storytelling by being distracting (even some of the most popular channels with tons of subscribers employ stupid sounding noise, screams or other fake BS in the background...i can think of 2 specifically right off the top of my head that everyone is familiar with). Thanks for that!
I will mention it in a more recent video so maybe you will be more likely to see this comment!
Always have some kind of offense. Some of the MrBallen stories would have never happened if they carried a firearm
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For story 2, I always wonder why people willing put themselves in the we kinds of situations. *If you f_ck around, you will find out!* I don’t care what you believe or don’t believe in, but you’ve got eyes n ears. You can see something’s wrong. You can hear and feel it too. If disturbing the dead isn’t a priority for you, fine. However, you’ve gotta worry about running into A) Another person or B) a wild animal
And of course they would be silly enough to do this shit at night and not tell anyone else where they’re going. Glad the people are okay but DAMN!
Dude legit got attacked by Oscar The Grouch
fyi. in first story gila lizard is said hee-lah.
It’s pronounced “he-la” (Gila) lmonster. 🥰
And they are Venomous not poisonous like story teller says
Michelle, Hi you mentioned this to narrator before I did. Thanks. 😊
That would be some strange events a land surveyor before civilized .well thats a funny word in tidays world .its a book stephen king wrote i didnt finish ut .a newer one thnx fir reminder.
Just a kind fyi...Gila Monster is pronounced Hila Monster.
Story 2. Bro needs some different “friends”
I couldn't even make it a few minutes through the first, so cringe inducing. It's called sunscreen , genius, use it. "Makes men into metal". bro
Agreed!
Knck knock?
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Bro sounds just like tuv
Your stories are to freaky for me man
Why do you listen then? Lol (also it’s too not to)
#.1 Needed a machete
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Not that you care, but just an FYI, it's pronounced he-la.
I’m an Alaskan Bush surveyor. Respect for the fist story. We deal with a lot in our profession.
You pronounce Gila with an H! Like he-lah.
Everyone is raised not to be killed lol
Btw he had a gun and dude had a broken screwdriver… gun should win 100/100 times
Hey man if you know the true fax you wood stop what you do because I promise you everything I on and my life you think you get away hurt people you know it will find away back to you man you know I don't care you do to me you took everything so what do I have to lose I don't have shit to give anyone else but I promise you your dream will come true I promise you that I promise you I'm not mad I'm not sad I'm not die inside and I'm not with All the other guys and you know man you see the true fax I know what I'm talking about I promise you
My man never heard of punctuation before
I enjoy the stories but I have an issue with the continuing "doom" music playing throughout. It's becoming increasingly popular but it's not something I can stand for long. Sorry.