I spent every thanksgiving for 10 years of my life in Seattle many at the old Roosevelt Hotel ,that was bought out by a fancy chain ,super expensive place ,that had to honor our long term contracts with the Roosevelt ,so we got the high dollar rooms for a song hahaha 😂then we had amazing dinners put on by hotel staff with ice sculptures and champagne 🎉🎉cool part was most of the old staff were kept on too so we knew them well and we had a blast with them at the dinner and they loved that the hotel had to cater for us hippie craftspeople 😂😂it was fucken great dinner with 350 of our family we chose .. the best memories ! But damn rain there holy shit lol saw the best Pink Floyd laser light show ever at the space needle in the 80’s .. could never live there .. that said you Lewis have been through my town in winter over the 299 on your way to a show in Redding ca where you read my rant about that very highway 😂😂😂 an honor I will never forget sir .. and it rains almost as much here in fall and winter .. ugh 😣 thanks for the laugh and jogging my good memories of Seattle .
All us dems in a family full of maga should have our own thanksgiving. Or just go to a Chinese restaurant - they are always open. Better yet, let’s just cancel thanksgiving cause I have nothing to be thankful for.
My soul smiled watching this and I thank everyone who ranted and my soul mate LOUIS ❤️ delivering the message 💙 ok soul mate too much ? Kindred spirits😅
Dear God the menopausal woman is right I’m 59 in Feb and damned if that shit still plagues me and I started this BS before I was even 40🤬 and no info to be found or half of it is quackery! And whatever you do not make us all mad collectively!
Luice, thanks again for your insight your humor and yes, I was devastated by the ignorance of our population. Thank you so much. We sure need a good laugh and you help us through it. Amen.🇺🇸🇺🇸 sincerely CHARLIE ha ha
My wife and I had the pleasure of seeing Lewis in Bellingham a few years ago and we're in the audience for this amazing show. Thank you Lewis for all of the joy you share and condolences to Chris Wright's cousin Brad. Hope you have an interesting Thanksgiving.
I was in the audience at this performance. Just as great the second time around! For the record, I loathe "Seattle Dogs"" (that cream cheese monstrosity ) Love you, Lewis Black.
So do 99 out of the 100 people I've asked. See you folks on Dec 21st when the Kraken lose to the Knights. I'm gonna send an email to the Knights organization and give them an idea on how to profit off of insanity!
What a great crowd, and Lewis is showing the benefits of going to older comics shows. He knows how to handle the crowd and give a great show. This killed! Cream cheese on a freakin hotdog?!? When I lived in Seattle they didnt know you could put cole slaw on a hot dog with chili, mustard and onion.
Every few years, peanut butter Twix comes back, and I think, it's finally back and this time it is for good. Then a year later it is gone again. Seriously WTFFFF?
Why didn't we get "Rants" when you came to Portland? In case you weren't paying attention, we were chanting for more Rants and Anger. "Ooooooh, booooo.. Boooo!" Much love from Portland 😊
I've lived just south of Portland for 25 & in Portland for another 15. I've spent short times all over the country. I can attest Washington drivers are in the top of the worst drivers in the country. Anytime a car is effing up traffic in the Portland area, look & you'll find a GD Washington plate.
By now your bus has reached Houston, TX for tonight's show. I have been trying to see you here in Houston for going on a decade. First attempt, bought tickets and then mom was rushed to the ER so could not attend. Second attempt we had a NBA championship game going on and since we could not sell our season tickets we had to go to the game. Third attempt is for tonight 11/22/24. My wife has been nominated for the 2024 Award of Excellence Finalist in the Event/Convention Services Category hosted at the Hyatt Regency Hotel a few blocks from your show tonight. So again I have to miss your program tonight. I hope this is not your final tour, but I will continue to try and see you live. Enjoy your golfing with Kathleen Madigan. Please thank your staff for sending me some goodies in the mail because of my cancellations. Hope you got the money from purchasing your tickets. Are you still going to Ireland for the holidays? Take care, Guy
Cream cheese on a hot dog??? I mean, cream cheese on a spoon after realizing that Donald Trump was going to win the elction, sure... but on a hot dog?? Gross!!
I have to come here to listen to a different perspective of other adults, complaining about the same sort of things from their perspective just to keep my head on straight. I can at least be grateful that I haven’t had to deal with the general public most of my life because I was inside the government and dealt with internal customers. Then I got to retire at 40. I tried to do what I could to protect the nation and world, but has not worked.
I know a GS 15 at the Department of education and since I was the one that warned the world about COVID-19 five weeks before the government reacted, I also thought to talk to him about creating an online education system in April when I started to see things fall apart. He said good idea but nothing ever happened.
If the rest of you think you’re mad I ran for president in 2020 and had both political parties cheat to include physically attacking me, but I still have told the world that I was the real POTUS 46, because even on playground, if you catch the other kids cheating, they get kicked out of the game and it’s not gonna work any differently with adults. Anyway, I was so pissed at the election I resigned on 6 November, which puts Elizabeth Warren in charge of the country whether any of you believe me or not. She’s your first female president because I didn’t feel like sitting around and being a lame duck the last few months. :).
The incompetence and corruption of this government are becoming increasingly ridiculous. 1 feel for people with disabilities who don't get the help they deserve. Thank you Laura Lee Fair for keeping us financially updated! No matter how bad the economy gets, I still made over $200,000 trading last month
If it weren't for my horse....cream cheese on a hot dog....Why would you Seattle people disrespect a hot dog like that. You didn't do it when I lived there in the 90s
Lewis just added more dates to his tour! Visit www.lewisblack.com for dates and tickets.
I spent every thanksgiving for 10 years of my life in Seattle many at the old Roosevelt Hotel ,that was bought out by a fancy chain ,super expensive place ,that had to honor our long term contracts with the Roosevelt ,so we got the high dollar rooms for a song hahaha 😂then we had amazing dinners put on by hotel staff with ice sculptures and champagne 🎉🎉cool part was most of the old staff were kept on too so we knew them well and we had a blast with them at the dinner and they loved that the hotel had to cater for us hippie craftspeople 😂😂it was fucken great dinner with 350 of our family we chose .. the best memories ! But damn rain there holy shit lol saw the best Pink Floyd laser light show ever at the space needle in the 80’s .. could never live there .. that said you Lewis have been through my town in winter over the 299 on your way to a show in Redding ca where you read my rant about that very highway 😂😂😂 an honor I will never forget sir .. and it rains almost as much here in fall and winter .. ugh 😣 thanks for the laugh and jogging my good memories of Seattle .
Thank you for making me laugh out loud for the first time since the 5th.
One of the funniest riffs Black has ever done! Brilliant "writers"! His delivery gets better and better, like fine wine.
His older stuff is just as relevant today. He's one of the better things this country has produced. National treasure!
Cream Cheese on a hotdog is one of the craziest things I've heard food-wise in quite some time. And I am absolutely going to try it.
If I was visiting America I’d go Seattle, it seems like England 🏴, great music and rain. Eddie was my favourite Frasier character.
Seattle is quite a bit like England.
Is 'DAMP' also a colour in London?! 😂😂😂😂
Kelsey's teaching rant! ❤❤
"A social worker who's family voted for Trump"
I can relate. My sisters, a hair dresser... AND A TEACHER, both voted for Trump.
All us dems in a family full of maga should have our own thanksgiving. Or just go to a Chinese restaurant - they are always open.
Better yet, let’s just cancel thanksgiving cause I have nothing to be thankful for.
My soul smiled watching this and I thank everyone who ranted and my soul mate LOUIS ❤️ delivering the message 💙 ok soul mate too much ? Kindred spirits😅
Thank you, I can’t stop laughing. Thank you so much for your work.
Dear God the menopausal woman is right I’m 59 in Feb and damned if that shit still plagues me and I started this BS before I was even 40🤬 and no info to be found or half of it is quackery! And whatever you do not make us all mad collectively!
Luice, thanks again for your insight your humor and yes, I was devastated by the ignorance of our population. Thank you so much. We sure need a good laugh and you help us through it. Amen.🇺🇸🇺🇸 sincerely CHARLIE ha ha
My wife and I had the pleasure of seeing Lewis in Bellingham a few years ago and we're in the audience for this amazing show. Thank you Lewis for all of the joy you share and condolences to Chris Wright's cousin Brad. Hope you have an interesting Thanksgiving.
Oh my god that was one of the best rants ever it was phenomenal!
😂😂😂 thank you!
I Needed this!! ❤
From a fan in Southwest Washington
LOVE you, Lew! Always!
Key words "chronically agitated." Well, what do I do now? BTW, THANKS LEWIS. 😂❤
Thank you, Lewis for coming to this NewYorkers adopted home. That was an awesome show It looked like you had fun here and that's enough for me.
I needed this this morning. Thank you 😂😂😂
Queensryche still my favourite Seattle band.
Take Hold of the Flame
I was in the audience at this performance. Just as great the second time around! For the record, I loathe "Seattle Dogs"" (that cream cheese monstrosity ) Love you, Lewis Black.
So do 99 out of the 100 people I've asked. See you folks on Dec 21st when the Kraken lose to the Knights. I'm gonna send an email to the Knights organization and give them an idea on how to profit off of insanity!
You are so lucky!!! Glad you had a great time. 🙂❤🥰
Yes that's really bizarre, I can't imagine wanting to eat a creamcheese hotdog. What's next, cabbage icecream?
Same in the audience and loathe them. And I wrote the rant knowing it would divide the room!
Perfectly entertaining!
We love you Lewis
Don't knock the peanut butter and pickle combo, it's freakin' AWESOME.
No Thanksgiving orChristmas with my family this year, not after this election!
Who cares
Damnit, you were in my neighborhood, and I was totally fucking clueless!
What a great crowd, and Lewis is showing the benefits of going to older comics shows. He knows how to handle the crowd and give a great show. This killed! Cream cheese on a freakin hotdog?!? When I lived in Seattle they didnt know you could put cole slaw on a hot dog with chili, mustard and onion.
Nor did they offer sauerkraut! That's sinful, by the way.
Most excellent advice!!
Hey Lewis, nice show. You and Ron and Kathleen should do a podcast from 'The Comedian's Retirement Home'.
Love this rant!
This one had me laughing so hard. 😂😂
Thank you Lewis, I need to laugh right now.
When they say "going through menopause" they mean "going through the acceptance stage" 🤣
Every few years, peanut butter Twix comes back, and I think, it's finally back and this time it is for good. Then a year later it is gone again. Seriously WTFFFF?
one of the best audiences so far
So enjoy you “Live”
Great show Lewis ! Terrific rants !
And if you need a doctor, they will send you to a cocktail bar..
Why didn't we get "Rants" when you came to Portland? In case you weren't paying attention, we were chanting for more Rants and Anger. "Ooooooh, booooo.. Boooo!" Much love from Portland 😊
I've lived just south of Portland for 25 & in Portland for another 15. I've spent short times all over the country.
I can attest Washington drivers are in the top of the worst drivers in the country. Anytime a car is effing up traffic in the Portland area, look & you'll find a GD Washington plate.
PHILADELPHIA cream cheese only! LOL😂😂😂😂😮😮😮😅
Thank you..
From Chicago here. I’m staying here.
I'd just tell them not to come to my house again. They'll know why.
Mind the ketchup bottles, Brad.
Could there ever be Lou and Kathleen Madigan on stage at the same time telling jokes and talking shit to each other?
This was great!❤❤
Love Lewis. The Netherlands🌷🌷🌷
Bravo to Kelsey and Dawn 😂🤣😂
You sound like me cussing at my phone every day😂
By now your bus has reached Houston, TX for tonight's show. I have been trying to see you here in Houston for going on a decade. First attempt, bought tickets and then mom was rushed to the ER so could not attend. Second attempt we had a NBA championship game going on and since we could not sell our season tickets we had to go to the game. Third attempt is for tonight 11/22/24. My wife has been nominated for the 2024 Award of Excellence Finalist in the Event/Convention Services Category hosted at the Hyatt Regency Hotel a few blocks from your show tonight. So again I have to miss your program tonight. I hope this is not your final tour, but I will continue to try and see you live. Enjoy your golfing with Kathleen Madigan. Please thank your staff for sending me some goodies in the mail because of my cancellations. Hope you got the money from purchasing your tickets. Are you still going to Ireland for the holidays? Take care, Guy
I love him.
hope the #200th rant is in an epic scenery.
My guru.
Superb
Looked up unbound merino 178$ for a hoodie? Nice but not within my socioeconomic reality.
Crist almitey I laffed my ass off.
Are we witnessing the de-retirememt of Lewis Black? 🤔
😂you have to get out of the rain 😀
I’m so sorry I missed this.
Pumped a lot of tane down in New Orleans
17:50 Holy hell!
Thanks Lewis, fucking brilliant.
🎯❤️
I wish he would tour with Kathleen Madigan
Cream cheese on a hot dog??? I mean, cream cheese on a spoon after realizing that Donald Trump was going to win the elction, sure... but on a hot dog?? Gross!!
THANK YOU!
@@chrisj8742 you're welcome
I heard a rumor that anyone that watches your show live automatically gets two Black eyes
Not Lacey Washington because the cops harassed me and people stole $30,000 worth of goods out of my vehicle that had disabled veteran tags on them.
Now people are deleting information about crimes that were committed against me when I called the police about people acting illegally.
I have to come here to listen to a different perspective of other adults, complaining about the same sort of things from their perspective just to keep my head on straight. I can at least be grateful that I haven’t had to deal with the general public most of my life because I was inside the government and dealt with internal customers. Then I got to retire at 40. I tried to do what I could to protect the nation and world, but has not worked.
I know a GS 15 at the Department of education and since I was the one that warned the world about COVID-19 five weeks before the government reacted, I also thought to talk to him about creating an online education system in April when I started to see things fall apart. He said good idea but nothing ever happened.
If the rest of you think you’re mad I ran for president in 2020 and had both political parties cheat to include physically attacking me, but I still have told the world that I was the real POTUS 46, because even on playground, if you catch the other kids cheating, they get kicked out of the game and it’s not gonna work any differently with adults. Anyway, I was so pissed at the election I resigned on 6 November, which puts Elizabeth Warren in charge of the country whether any of you believe me or not. She’s your first female president because I didn’t feel like sitting around and being a lame duck the last few months. :).
😆
Killer rants, Lew! 🥂
Eric
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Wow you're really living your best life
@@jaxsun72 He wasn't, anyway. He was the second comment. stoopidhoomons had the first
I hear Seattle has French speaking raccoons.
The incompetence and corruption of this government are becoming increasingly ridiculous.
1 feel for people with disabilities who don't get the help they deserve. Thank you Laura Lee Fair for keeping us financially updated! No matter how bad the economy gets, I still made over $200,000 trading last month
Wow 😲😲for real?, how is that ? I have been struggling financially. How was that possible?
how do you make so much in a month? mind sharing?
I thank Laura Lee Fair who has always been there to help me with detailed analysis and recommendations that would not have had access to otherwise.
That's great!!. I don't know anything about
investing, and I intend to start. What are your strategies?
The best strategy is starting with a professional coach, as a beginner who knows little or nothing in the market to avoid losing out
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4:04
If it weren't for my horse....cream cheese on a hot dog....Why would you Seattle people disrespect a hot dog like that. You didn't do it when I lived there in the 90s
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It is not pronounced menopausemenopause, It is actually mental pause.
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10:30 - The fuck did he say?
Biden had the ball, and he threw an interception. 😁 🏈 ...........🏉
As a Vegan, hotdogs are gross no matter what you put on them !
This is just like his old stuff, but without the entertainment aspect.
I don't think Jew comics are funny anymore
Trump for life 😂❤🎉
At 26:12, pretty much where I'm at on any given day. 🤦😂🤣😂🤷♂️
By then I should be really pissed.😂🤣