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  • @idoteryx
    @idoteryx 5 лет назад +5562

    Survey: Robert?
    Jay: Aight imma head out

    • @flyingkookie4276
      @flyingkookie4276 5 лет назад +43

      WHAT'S THE SURVEY CALLED PLS

    • @idoteryx
      @idoteryx 5 лет назад +52

      @@flyingkookie4276 its called start survey

    • @sarahhampson3300
      @sarahhampson3300 4 года назад +23

      Bc that’s his name

    • @lilhybrid5814
      @lilhybrid5814 4 года назад +4

      idoteryx actually its
      Aight im *bout’* to head out

    • @lauren_gacha5274
      @lauren_gacha5274 4 года назад +2

      I had this but it knew my name was Dark and yes this is Dark talking

  • @ghostcraft3370
    @ghostcraft3370 5 лет назад +7197

    "my first name is Robert my middle name is Jay"
    Me: I've been living a lie?!

    • @ShinoriDelfrim
      @ShinoriDelfrim 5 лет назад +308

      ghostcraft33 We’ve all been there. If you watched his Doki Doki Literature videos you’d know 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @diamondkittygaming4864
      @diamondkittygaming4864 5 лет назад +94

      Were you not a doki doki person?? 🤣🤣

    • @tuyanabadmaeva7959
      @tuyanabadmaeva7959 5 лет назад +191

      Diamond Kitty Gaming not everyone can handle the cuteness of DDLC if ya know what I mean ;)

    • @diamondkittygaming4864
      @diamondkittygaming4864 5 лет назад +39

      @@tuyanabadmaeva7959 PFFFT Best comment I've ever seen

    • @goldenbacon1572
      @goldenbacon1572 5 лет назад +24

      Tu Tu
      Yep ddlc was wayyy too cute too cute for some to handle

  • @zrx.
    @zrx. 5 лет назад +2878

    *"I have water!"*
    Best self-defense ever. Probably what I will say.

  • @honeykai7191
    @honeykai7191 4 года назад +421

    "If you suddenly went missing would anybody come looking for you?"
    jay's fans: i dont think you realise how far i will go

    • @Mark_DoesArt
      @Mark_DoesArt Год назад +4

      Jay’s fans would definitely go on a hunt to find jay

  • @yoongisprincess3927
    @yoongisprincess3927 5 лет назад +4591

    "If you suddenly went missing would anybody come looking for you?"
    jay's fans: are we joke to you?

  • @milly0497
    @milly0497 5 лет назад +4850

    **reads title**
    me: **whispers** it’s Akinator !

  • @willywonkingmywheely
    @willywonkingmywheely 5 лет назад +3142

    Video: he’s the one who’s been stealing peoples’ pets
    Subtitles: *he’s the one who’s been stealing peoples’ pants*

  • @undead.romxnce
    @undead.romxnce 3 года назад +2111

    I like how jay gets asshurt everytime someone calls him robert

    • @jayy0s00
      @jayy0s00 3 года назад +88

      I giggled at this harder than I should have

    • @ellav8064
      @ellav8064 3 года назад +51

      asshurt? lmao who tf calls it that

    • @jayy0s00
      @jayy0s00 3 года назад +64

      @@ellav8064 idk but that's why I laughed so hard

    • @KH29_
      @KH29_ 3 года назад +55

      @@ellav8064 honestly it's just the "bad" word version of butt. It's not too serious.

    • @kiersten.8
      @kiersten.8 3 года назад +20

      Why did I cackle so much at this?

  • @Finally_in_reverse
    @Finally_in_reverse 5 лет назад +6881

    I’m glad jay goes by jay. It would be weird if he said “tell a friend that Robert from the kub scoutz is THAT DUDE!”

    • @marshxo
      @marshxo 5 лет назад +99

      Is that Michael Mell that I see in your pfp?? 👀👀

    • @louise4152
      @louise4152 4 года назад +164

      Or just, Rob,,

    • @zoebrooklyn9989
      @zoebrooklyn9989 4 года назад +75

      Weirdofangirlofmanythings he could say Rob. That’s what my dads friends call him cause his name is Robert

    • @aike_17
      @aike_17 4 года назад +10

      Heh

    • @moofmaaf
      @moofmaaf 4 года назад +43

      What about BOB

  • @troybolton2049
    @troybolton2049 5 лет назад +3924

    Nobody:
    Everyone in the comments: lAsT tImE i WaS tHiS eArLy-

    • @toxic2yrold
      @toxic2yrold 5 лет назад +11

      Last time I was this early

    • @silence4702
      @silence4702 5 лет назад +17

      Last time i was this early there weren't any comments like the one I just typed lol

    • @gangayang
      @gangayang 5 лет назад +1

      So Frickn true

    • @random_events1009
      @random_events1009 5 лет назад +5

      LaST TiME I wAS ThIS eARLY I I uh....
      I forgot what to say

    • @randomweirdo7501
      @randomweirdo7501 5 лет назад +5

      Holy shit so many comments that say that time inwas this early got damn peeps we dont need to know that shit

  • @itsziel0703
    @itsziel0703 5 лет назад +3442

    "if you suddenly went missing. Would anybody come looking for you?"
    Me : *how many fans do you think Jay have to ask him that question?*

    • @kendallpuckett8522
      @kendallpuckett8522 5 лет назад +12

      And there is only 6 likes ha lmao

    • @HarbingerScara
      @HarbingerScara 5 лет назад +45

      @@kendallpuckett8522 bully

    • @deadtraitor572
      @deadtraitor572 5 лет назад +10

      Zchii Zang sorry i broke the 69th like and became 70th

    • @itsziel0703
      @itsziel0703 5 лет назад +8

      @@deadtraitor572 gAsP

    • @ejdarat9794
      @ejdarat9794 5 лет назад +6

      @@kendallpuckett8522 and she or he has more likes than you :)

  • @whishkers808
    @whishkers808 4 года назад +605

    Game: Robert?
    Jay: you done exposed me...
    *ive known his first name ever since DDLC*

  • @fandomshipper8674
    @fandomshipper8674 5 лет назад +1420

    “Are you having a nice day?”
    Jay: Yeah. :)
    Me: **remembering that he was pissed at the previous game** He lyin’.

  • @anaisabelogabisoco7650
    @anaisabelogabisoco7650 4 года назад +2558

    "If you went missing would anyone miss you?"
    Anyone watching: iDk MaYbE jUsT a FeW *_MiLLiOn_*-
    Jay: mAyBe IdK?

    • @islap4507
      @islap4507 4 года назад +10

      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he doesn’t understand! 😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣

    • @Bixen_Bings
      @Bixen_Bings 4 года назад +33

      Didn't Cory also say that and I believe it's from the Wattscon Scott test?

    • @Realest_king
      @Realest_king 4 года назад +5

      @@Bixen_Bings yeah he did

    • @thatcooldudeisawesome876
      @thatcooldudeisawesome876 3 года назад +2

      I wouldnt come looking for him but then again I have sense

    • @Lenaiisk
      @Lenaiisk 3 года назад +1

      Me:I miss you-
      your humor, I miss your humor

  • @hyujas9751
    @hyujas9751 5 лет назад +491

    * *Lights went out* *
    Jay: *I HAVE WATER*

  • @Bruh-jh5kh
    @Bruh-jh5kh 4 года назад +312

    “Somebody was under the desk, and not in a good way”
    😳

  • @kzeixc
    @kzeixc 5 лет назад +737

    Door: "Oh no. He has arrived. Save me please!"
    Jay: Okay. Call me Daddy first tho.
    *I cackled. Lmaooo*

    • @Orange04440
      @Orange04440 5 лет назад +2

      hElLo ArMy FrIeNd

    • @kzeixc
      @kzeixc 5 лет назад +2

      @@Orange04440 Henlooooooooo

    • @FREEDH3ARTS
      @FREEDH3ARTS 5 лет назад +1

      baybayin ba user mo? hehe

    • @kzeixc
      @kzeixc 5 лет назад

      @@FREEDH3ARTS Baybayin keyboard po

  • @tonkabjedov4037
    @tonkabjedov4037 5 лет назад +1005

    The fact that the ‘content’ in the folder is the thumbnail of Jay’s Yandere Simulator video

    • @seggsytime657
      @seggsytime657 5 лет назад +32

      @Justice Gagne oh shi* I just realized that....wow are u serious it did that.??

    • @soobunny7589
      @soobunny7589 4 года назад +15

      @Justice Gagne it had access to his storage. stop giving false information

    • @soobunny7589
      @soobunny7589 4 года назад +3

      @Justice Gagne ok 🍑

    • @soobunny7589
      @soobunny7589 4 года назад +3

      @Justice Gagne are you okay?

    • @bubbles7698
      @bubbles7698 4 года назад +1

      nothing & nobody v.2 YES I NOTICED THAT TOO

  • @simp4seven
    @simp4seven 5 лет назад +1266

    Everyone: OMG his real name is Robert?
    Me: have to not seen Monika expose him in Doki Doki before ?

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 5 лет назад +12

      Veronica Hernandez what video is that 😂

    • @aridgraye
      @aridgraye 5 лет назад +24

      @@Tw0Dots it was towards the end of the Doki Doki Literature Club series. i can't remember the name of the episode though

    • @brickofleaf2723
      @brickofleaf2723 5 лет назад +4

      Same!

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 5 лет назад +22

      Kenzie the “I will never be the same” one, found it. Thanks tho

    • @daisyglitch2676
      @daisyglitch2676 5 лет назад +2

      Ikr 😂

  • @kazreyes4633
    @kazreyes4633 3 года назад +91

    “Hey guys its Robert from the Kubz Scouts!” Thats so scary

  • @KaylaRicco_
    @KaylaRicco_ 5 лет назад +608

    “Am I free?”
    Me: no, you’re expensive

    • @crystaleunoia3974
      @crystaleunoia3974 4 года назад +10

      Priceless. 😋

    • @mileswookey8942
      @mileswookey8942 4 года назад +8

      i cant stop looking at your profile pic

    • @KaylaRicco_
      @KaylaRicco_ 4 года назад +2

      Well, thank you UwU

    • @Springtrapsekitten
      @Springtrapsekitten 4 года назад

      Bianca Wookey I think you’ll like mine better tbh 👁👄👁

    • @KaylaRicco_
      @KaylaRicco_ 4 года назад

      I’m gay, Ignore my recent profile picture, I changed it but I don’t remember what was the previous one

  • @Vixen237
    @Vixen237 5 лет назад +567

    The game: "Do you know the person standing behind you?"
    Me: Aight Imma scroll down I'm spooked enough

    • @Makeupbysafa
      @Makeupbysafa 5 лет назад +1

      Same tho

    • @flyingkookie4276
      @flyingkookie4276 5 лет назад +3

      WHAT'S THE SURVEY CALLED PLS

    • @anido-4703
      @anido-4703 4 года назад

      @@flyingkookie4276 "Start Survey" is what it's called

    • @adriankun5056
      @adriankun5056 4 года назад +2

      Broo thats exactly what i did

    • @Xx_B0nGwAt3r_xX
      @Xx_B0nGwAt3r_xX 4 года назад +2

      Don’t worry there’s nothing actually there just when you turn around again there’s a shadow behind your computer

  • @Xyoama
    @Xyoama 5 лет назад +338

    Me : moves my phone away from my face when I am scared
    Jump scares: you really thought you did something

    • @bubbles7698
      @bubbles7698 4 года назад +5

      Noelle Grace omg our names are so funny my name is grace noel lmao

    • @gachafool4876
      @gachafool4876 4 года назад

      @@bubbles7698 Lol

    • @delaneygilmer7532
      @delaneygilmer7532 4 года назад +1

      No need to call me out now

    • @solangebwilem
      @solangebwilem 4 года назад

      I thought I was the only one

  • @nemexia_graveyard
    @nemexia_graveyard 3 года назад +41

    "Call me daddy first though." - Jay 2019

  • @BANDA-jc8zu
    @BANDA-jc8zu 5 лет назад +1185

    Anyone notice that the first game “Creep” has Minecraft grass?

  • @OhheyitsHelix
    @OhheyitsHelix 5 лет назад +173

    "mY DoG sPEaK SpAniSh...My dOg A Chu -wae- wae!"
    Jay 2019 - 2020

  • @amerbouss2708
    @amerbouss2708 4 года назад +1184

    "I don't care if he's in a wheelchair , I'm beating him up!"
    -jay 2019

  • @leigh3659
    @leigh3659 Год назад +22

    17:40 Game: “Is there a meaning to life?”
    Me: blanks out because this question scares me
    Jay: “Get money, get b****es?”
    Me: bursts out laughing and stops feeling scared

  • @silentallium1231
    @silentallium1231 5 лет назад +770

    “WOAH I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THAT CAUSE THE GRAPHICS ARE SO BAD” 😂

  • @shijisebastian8407
    @shijisebastian8407 5 лет назад +2780

    Last time I was this early Jay had purple hair

    • @blueporcelain7558
      @blueporcelain7558 5 лет назад +72

      ILoveAss i agree

    • @kittysignal
      @kittysignal 5 лет назад +34

      @ILoveAss ;-;

    • @mettsuu
      @mettsuu 5 лет назад +32

      @ILoveAss agreed lol i dont think he knows tho

    • @icyr7108
      @icyr7108 5 лет назад +32

      Or the red mark hair!!😂😂

    • @io5037
      @io5037 5 лет назад +19

      Dat purple hair 🤣

  • @para1234
    @para1234 5 лет назад +1033

    Jay: “I DIDNT NOTICE THAT CAUSE THE GRAPHICS ARE SO BAD!”
    Game developers: ;(

  • @anime21edits94
    @anime21edits94 4 года назад +14

    Game 1: 0:16
    Game 2: 5:24
    Game 3: 11:28
    Even though I did this you should watch every single minute and second of his videos. You can use this if you watched it and didn't remember where you were and need to see if you remember the game he played. And remember Jay, your THAT DUDE!

  • @Orange04440
    @Orange04440 5 лет назад +892

    Legend says that jay is still with the water bottle in his hand

    • @kristianfogsgaardjespersen693
      @kristianfogsgaardjespersen693 5 лет назад +2

      Papa pelican would be proud

    • @hershelwidget
      @hershelwidget 5 лет назад +15

      What if it becomes tradition that he just randomly holds water bottles in his videos

    • @xwillowunderwoodx2894
      @xwillowunderwoodx2894 5 лет назад +3

      And he’s still trying to figure out how to throw it.

    • @ruqayyashaikhicg762
      @ruqayyashaikhicg762 5 лет назад +3

      Army 💖💚💙💜

    • @DZ-1987
      @DZ-1987 5 лет назад +1

      Legends also speak of Robert.
      The Man.
      Jay.
      That Dude.
      And Mason.
      The number.

  • @oblivion_7029
    @oblivion_7029 5 лет назад +495

    Door: Oh no he is here! Save me!
    Jay: Call me daddy first

    • @user-oc2ub1cy8v
      @user-oc2ub1cy8v 4 года назад +9

      𝙋𝙖𝙥𝙞 ❣︎

    • @blossomdreamss
      @blossomdreamss 4 года назад +5

      @• P i s c e s • So tell a friend daddy from the Kubz Scouts, is that dude? 😳

    • @alastor8246
      @alastor8246 4 года назад +3

      YOU DID NOT-

    • @alastor8246
      @alastor8246 4 года назад +2

      @• P i s c e s • Idk-

    • @blossomdreamss
      @blossomdreamss 4 года назад +1

      @@alastor8246 xD

  • @raoul-adrian3934
    @raoul-adrian3934 5 лет назад +266

    "Is Joey a little woofer?" "WAIHEE"

  • @miraclahdebrah225
    @miraclahdebrah225 4 года назад +177

    When you open the folder at the end it actually takes a random picture from ur file and puts it in the game to try and scare u and why do u have a picture on yanderay in ur storage and an arrow lololololololo

    • @gluttonousgoddess
      @gluttonousgoddess 4 года назад +14

      Yandere image is a RUclips pic, the other for all we know he censored.

    • @sylvie395
      @sylvie395 4 года назад +10

      Dude it’s one of his thumbnails

    • @isa2913
      @isa2913 3 года назад +2

      It’s one of his thumbnails

  • @melaniemunoz3365
    @melaniemunoz3365 5 лет назад +248

    Jay: Noooo
    *The lights go off the door closes*
    Jay: AAAAAAA I HAVE WATER

  • @youcooktooslow7401
    @youcooktooslow7401 5 лет назад +2114

    who's gonna tell him that screaming like a japanese schoolgirl isn't a panic attack-
    edit - wow okay this blew up lmao

  • @iiicedcoffee
    @iiicedcoffee 5 лет назад +406

    Hope everyone reading this have a good day and take care of yourself.

    • @blackcoopa8807
      @blackcoopa8807 5 лет назад +2

      DOHEE thx

    • @hershelwidget
      @hershelwidget 5 лет назад +11

      Finally, a wholesome comment from a wholesome person with wholesome intentions on a oddly wholesome video.

    • @k0waibunni
      @k0waibunni 5 лет назад +2

      DOHEE thank tou

    • @RayM_82
      @RayM_82 5 лет назад +2

      Thank you UwU you too

    • @ChanMan-mm7fe
      @ChanMan-mm7fe 5 лет назад +1

      Yep..

  • @bananapeal2156
    @bananapeal2156 4 года назад +144

    *he got Joey*
    Jay:" Is Joey a little woofer?"
    Me: No, he's my nephew

  • @yoshiatsukisser
    @yoshiatsukisser 5 лет назад +655

    Game : “He’s the one who’s been stealing peoples’ pets.”
    Jay : “He’s the one who’s been stealing peoples’ pants.”
    This is honestly just a Jay thing to do lmfao

    • @jimmay2903
      @jimmay2903 5 лет назад +9

      • Kawaii Mxcha • totally didn’t see another comment almost identical to this
      totally

    • @bob8063
      @bob8063 5 лет назад +2

      Yes

    • @sandy-pb5vt
      @sandy-pb5vt 5 лет назад +1

      I read this comment when that part came on-

    • @sussy6628
      @sussy6628 5 лет назад +2

      • Kawaii Mxcha • so original mhm

    • @deathrays
      @deathrays 5 лет назад

      This made me giggle.

  • @2vle1la
    @2vle1la 5 лет назад +496

    Survey:Are you alone?
    Jay:No
    When Jay saw a person inside his room
    Survey:Are you alone
    Jay:No not any more!

  • @xredboxx
    @xredboxx 5 лет назад +881

    *What is the meaning of life*
    “Idk get money get b**ches”
    -Jay (Robert)

    • @morganedwards9199
      @morganedwards9199 5 лет назад +4

      What is his real name Robert!!!?! I am confusion

    • @strawberrychoso
      @strawberrychoso 5 лет назад +2

      morgan edwards mE too I don't understand

    • @serenityadams2400
      @serenityadams2400 5 лет назад +16

      @@morganedwards9199 His first name is Robert. He seems to not like the name much, though, so he chooses to go by his middle name. (His middle name being Jay)

    • @xredboxx
      @xredboxx 5 лет назад +2

      morgan edwards he mentions it in the video. Wait till he play the game that guesses him or smthinh

    • @skkssfreakskksss2133
      @skkssfreakskksss2133 5 лет назад +3

      Robert jay .
      Robert is his first name
      jay is his middle name

  • @sonphan9282
    @sonphan9282 4 года назад +60

    Thumbnail: * shows Jays real name *
    Me: This was fake :0
    Jay: OF COURSE IT WAS FAKE
    Me: * cries in confusion *

  • @ash.sky_6662
    @ash.sky_6662 5 лет назад +352

    Game: Do you recognize the person standing behind you?
    Jay in Game: *Slowly turns around*
    Me: Nope Nope Nopity Nopity Nope

    • @paige5753
      @paige5753 5 лет назад +4

      I paused the video so fast

    • @mari3564
      @mari3564 5 лет назад +3

      Hell no. To the no no no

    • @ovo7146
      @ovo7146 5 лет назад +1

      XxSkylar WolfxX Bibity Bobity is time to STOPITY

  • @timmiesbird3946
    @timmiesbird3946 5 лет назад +413

    Jay “was this door open the whole time?”
    Me *”JAY DONT GO IN STRANGE MENS BASEMENTS!”*

  • @jkerphnts4819
    @jkerphnts4819 5 лет назад +639

    I had no clue Jay's real name is Robert. *The more you know.*

    • @jkerphnts4819
      @jkerphnts4819 5 лет назад +22

      @@duhfuq8869 The meme. "The more you know"?

    • @duhfuq8869
      @duhfuq8869 5 лет назад +15

      @@jkerphnts4819 i know, i didn't get to that part where he said that his name is robert, im sorry

    • @jkerphnts4819
      @jkerphnts4819 5 лет назад +8

      @@duhfuq8869 You're good man.

    • @jeffreyastudillo8851
      @jeffreyastudillo8851 5 лет назад +42

      I made a comment about knowing his name since Doki Doki Literature Club. Not many people saw my comment though...

    • @editing.org.9108
      @editing.org.9108 5 лет назад +15

      ;-: i wish his name was *jay*
      Edit: JESUS 5 HRS AND 6 LIKES ALREADY THANKS GUYS!-

  • @DiversityLuck
    @DiversityLuck 4 года назад +85

    Jay: *I have water, so I'm not alone*
    The things on the table: am I a joke to you?

    • @ruv7040
      @ruv7040 4 года назад +4

      Its holy water-

  • @eleanor609
    @eleanor609 5 лет назад +181

    Jay: Why am I so short?
    Me: At least your only short in a game.

    • @mants1279
      @mants1279 4 года назад +1

      Wait are you referencing to his dick or...

    • @leslieocha3059
      @leslieocha3059 4 года назад +3

      Lexi TheGameBoss no she’s calling herself short 😂

  • @Villapiss
    @Villapiss 5 лет назад +91

    Jay: *Hears door squeak sound*
    Also jay: I HAVE WATER
    14:46

  • @zeemaster374
    @zeemaster374 5 лет назад +2131

    Last time I was this early, Jay didn't have any kids.
    Edit: OMG GUYS!! Thanks!

  • @troygunter942
    @troygunter942 4 года назад +12

    18:36 “it’s not just something I just grabbed in the air and said “iM JaY noW!”” 😂😂😂

  • @Taylurrrrrrr
    @Taylurrrrrrr 5 лет назад +272

    *Who would no if you went missing*
    CoryxKenshin: Idk- A COUPLE OF MILLION
    Jay: *I don’t know if anyone will miss me*

    • @lauren_gacha5274
      @lauren_gacha5274 4 года назад +6

      I miss cory so so so so bad😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @benkurz7430
      @benkurz7430 4 года назад +1

      And Peggy

    • @yeeyeesisi9996
      @yeeyeesisi9996 4 года назад

      revenge party Peggy?

    • @dum_eez
      @dum_eez 4 года назад

      Peggy? What are you doing here?

    • @kokoromomoiro387
      @kokoromomoiro387 4 года назад

      Uhm Peggy this is not safe for a cinnamon roll like you

  • @syraahmad8704
    @syraahmad8704 5 лет назад +247

    When Jay doesn't recognise his own thumbnail in the folder...

    • @brittanydaryn6389
      @brittanydaryn6389 5 лет назад +16

      Dude right? I was looking through the comments to see if anyone else noticed that 😂

    • @cheesecake_stay1887
      @cheesecake_stay1887 5 лет назад +3

      I think he did

    • @scronscron6138
      @scronscron6138 5 лет назад

      Im screaming

    • @valeriebrandeberry6374
      @valeriebrandeberry6374 5 лет назад

      The game used stuff from his real folder, hoped that helped

    • @hellokitchen3676
      @hellokitchen3676 5 лет назад

      Actually yes and if you go on the content of this website , it says that this games takes data of your computer and to not play if stores.personal info

  • @edenknutson447
    @edenknutson447 5 лет назад +400

    Jay: How many times have I turned into a Japanese schoolgirl
    *That number is invalid*

    • @wcharleigh
      @wcharleigh 5 лет назад +1

      Mood

    • @jacz1247
      @jacz1247 5 лет назад +1

      how many breads has he eaten in his life

    • @tartagliasmilk
      @tartagliasmilk 5 лет назад +2

    • @samyahdelyons9135
      @samyahdelyons9135 5 лет назад

      3 weeks ago:
      Jay: uploads 11 straight minutes of me screaming like a Japanese schoolgirl

  • @pienene9317
    @pienene9317 4 года назад +25

    Jay : *Call Me Daddy First*
    Me and the door : This man is a pervert

  • @aforce4454
    @aforce4454 5 лет назад +322

    Jay: IDK if someone will miss me
    Me: yea not like 3 million people or anything
    Edit: dang what’s with the likes I’ve never seen so many

  • @nurafifah4565
    @nurafifah4565 5 лет назад +74

    19:57 "With my water bottle in hand?"
    I can't stop laughing at this 😂😂😂

  • @ellamchale6430
    @ellamchale6430 5 лет назад +101

    1st game
    Jay looking in the window: I sEeeeeeee yOouuuuUu
    Also jay: *wispers* I don’t see him

  • @ShallowLunatic
    @ShallowLunatic 4 года назад +15

    18:22 Robert: Hello I'm Robert From The Kubz Scouts.
    Me: HOLY MOTHERF--KER ROBERT KILLED JAY

  • @ティアナ-j4y
    @ティアナ-j4y 5 лет назад +2608

    Last time I was this early Jay was a virgin

  • @pheubell
    @pheubell 5 лет назад +656

    ”It might tickle my chin balls”
    - Jay 2019

    • @sx_mrz
      @sx_mrz 5 лет назад +2

      @ILoveAss same

    • @marley6029
      @marley6029 5 лет назад

      U a like beggar this comment is over used

    • @penny2992
      @penny2992 5 лет назад

      It’s usually chin pubes tho.
      O yea its a reference to a previous series

    • @xLextonx
      @xLextonx 5 лет назад +2

      @@marley6029 shut up you failure to the gacha community

    • @thumbilinatvuwu6552
      @thumbilinatvuwu6552 5 лет назад

      I literally read this as Jay said it....*WOW*

  • @nimaizal
    @nimaizal 5 лет назад +422

    Jay's first name is Robert which means he's gonna be a Bob when he turns 40

    • @chibichan4663
      @chibichan4663 5 лет назад +6

      Noooo.

    • @acadiac7420
      @acadiac7420 5 лет назад +1

      lol

    • @mrsbattee2u
      @mrsbattee2u 5 лет назад +12

      I think we are going to just keep calling him Jay

    • @ursae-minoris
      @ursae-minoris 5 лет назад +6

      Robert Jay Perez is his name.
      Edit: this is just a random comment idk why I commented this e

    • @verticallettuce3140
      @verticallettuce3140 5 лет назад

      dinoritie I'm glad someone else had this thought

  • @mischief4789
    @mischief4789 3 года назад +9

    17:21
    “Relax. Take some time to relax”
    Jay: YOU relax. I AM relax. Or at least I was relaxed !
    💀💀💀 LMAO

  • @milly0497
    @milly0497 5 лет назад +167

    **lights out and door creeks open**
    Jay: *I HAVE WATER*

    • @Orange04440
      @Orange04440 5 лет назад +3

      Hello army friend we like that dude

  • @anonymousgamer917
    @anonymousgamer917 5 лет назад +716

    "lookin like when Barney spreads his buttcheeks" - *Jay 2019*

  • @tragicalbeavty
    @tragicalbeavty 5 лет назад +223

    Me: sees a video with this game
    Jay: *uploads it*

    • @mettsuu
      @mettsuu 5 лет назад +1

      @ILoveAss i agree

    • @Mike-kl5yc
      @Mike-kl5yc 5 лет назад +1

      That’s like the best you can get! I saw this shit yesterday and Jay is here playing it XD.

  • @_starberry_3268
    @_starberry_3268 4 года назад +8

    *"if u went missing would anyone come looking for u"*
    Jays fans: *well duhhh*

  • @Akira-hw9vr
    @Akira-hw9vr 5 лет назад +142

    15:27 everyone knows that one of kubz scouts thumbnails

    • @Mysteriofreeflying
      @Mysteriofreeflying 5 лет назад +18

      knew it, that was one of the creepiest bits in that game. Besides when it even guessed his name.

    • @araeki3866
      @araeki3866 5 лет назад +11

      I thought i was the only one who noticed that. That is lowkey creepy

    • @elizabethjacobs9441
      @elizabethjacobs9441 5 лет назад +2

      It really was a thumbnail? What thumbnail was it from?

    • @araeki3866
      @araeki3866 5 лет назад +3

      @@elizabethjacobs9441 it's from jay's latest episode of yansim

    • @araeki3866
      @araeki3866 5 лет назад +3

      I think the game looks through the files of his computer to get that picture, but the name thing idk how did they get that

  • @shinnie488
    @shinnie488 5 лет назад +42

    Jay: i like this shade of purple
    *Me remembering his purple hair in 2016*

  • @kendrah.3807
    @kendrah.3807 5 лет назад +99

    when he was playing the survey game it crashed right after he opened the folder once. I watched gloom play it too and it crashed in the same exact spot. I think it does that on purpose

    • @ugggh941
      @ugggh941 4 года назад

      whats it called tho

  • @helli5735
    @helli5735 4 года назад +25

    Game: I can finally set you free
    Jay: with a water bottle in my hand? Thanks!

  • @IHasNoName4U
    @IHasNoName4U 4 года назад +336

    Jay: "why is there another bathroom?"
    Me: that...that there my friend, is called a murder room....

    • @Scp-049Pd
      @Scp-049Pd 3 года назад +4

      As a murderer I can confirm

    • @zyst9147
      @zyst9147 3 года назад +9

      @@Scp-049Pd Yeah... Wait what-

  • @jojocanlas4547
    @jojocanlas4547 5 лет назад +49

    I love how he calls the missing dog "Senior WOOF WOOF?Are u there?"i kapt laughing😂😂🤣🤣

    • @neo4966
      @neo4966 4 года назад +2

      Imma name my dog that💀 it’s his new name 😭😂💀

  • @moonmybyul1361
    @moonmybyul1361 5 лет назад +281

    Hey, remember when Phoenix Wright was a thing?
    Dont worry, neither does Jay.

    • @irenerose8723
      @irenerose8723 5 лет назад +3

      Lmao

    • @lobo5826
      @lobo5826 5 лет назад +34

      let me add another thing too hey, remenber when persona 5 was a thing?
      neither does jay

    • @sparkle_mov
      @sparkle_mov 5 лет назад +2

      so trueee

    • @irenerose8723
      @irenerose8723 5 лет назад +29

      @@lobo5826 To be fair Persona 5 stopped for a good reason. He couldn't risk his channel when he had to leave a channel bc of strikes once.

    • @lobo5826
      @lobo5826 5 лет назад +1

      @@irenerose8723 but that was becuse of the enbargo when the game was about to come out?

  • @gbloxgamer2063
    @gbloxgamer2063 3 года назад +11

    *"I got a convincing yawn"*
    Yeah I yawned too

  • @stellameling75
    @stellameling75 5 лет назад +750

    Why did you stop with the Phoenix Wright series?

    • @sen07777
      @sen07777 5 лет назад +256

      It's probably because it wasn't getting a lot of views, which makes me sad because I loved the Pheonix Wright series :(

    • @kld6
      @kld6 5 лет назад +39

      Ikr😭

    • @Tomdididei
      @Tomdididei 5 лет назад +119

      Because Edgybaby is gone

    • @datbreadcat3240
      @datbreadcat3240 5 лет назад +47

      @@Tomdididei IS EDGYBOY GONE?!

    • @stariee7771
      @stariee7771 5 лет назад +35

      i want to see more phoenix wright series

  • @rizzking577
    @rizzking577 5 лет назад +136

    "This could be anywhere, could be on your local Denny's."

    • @goopsalamander657
      @goopsalamander657 4 года назад +2

      Hey, could you not be incredibly good at boxing?

    • @faith4336
      @faith4336 4 года назад +1

      At school I forgot how to say that. So I said cha we wana then said cha wee wee

    • @rizzking577
      @rizzking577 4 года назад +2

      @@goopsalamander657 sorry I'm just too good man

    • @skalidev
      @skalidev 4 года назад +2

      Aye matt, could you be a little more nice to poofesure?

    • @rizzking577
      @rizzking577 4 года назад +1

      @@skalidev lmao

  • @bemtos5203
    @bemtos5203 5 лет назад +52

    michael: hee hee
    jay: he who

  • @felicelilyivequit9381
    @felicelilyivequit9381 3 года назад +17

    Jay: oh theres piss
    *sniff sniff*
    Jay: smells like piss

  • @slipchips6778
    @slipchips6778 5 лет назад +18

    "I don't care if he's in a wheel chair, I'm beating him up!" -Jay 2019

  • @darkmoonandthegachasquad297
    @darkmoonandthegachasquad297 5 лет назад +201

    Jay: “why are these doors like a million feet tall?”
    Me: “Maybe your a million feet small.” 😎😎😎😎😎😎😂😂😂😂😂

    • @anaisabelogabisoco7650
      @anaisabelogabisoco7650 4 года назад +1

      Dark Moon later realised: Oh *_shit_* he can't hear me.

    • @Alexsomnia
      @Alexsomnia 4 года назад +1

      Hail, Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with you. You are blessed among women and blessed is the fruit of your womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death. Amen.

    • @anaisabelogabisoco7650
      @anaisabelogabisoco7650 4 года назад

      @@Alexsomnia why you reciting 'Hail Mary'?

    • @Alexsomnia
      @Alexsomnia 4 года назад +1

      @@anaisabelogabisoco7650 Because of the emojis

    • @cat-tl8pp
      @cat-tl8pp 4 года назад

      @@Alexsomnia OMG YAS XD

  • @sassyassassin465
    @sassyassassin465 5 лет назад +440

    Last time I clicked this fast Mason wasn’t out of the oven yet.

    • @eggsalad8358
      @eggsalad8358 5 лет назад +47

      Last time I clicked this fast Mason wasn't even *in* the oven.

    • @editing.org.9108
      @editing.org.9108 5 лет назад +19

      1 like = 1 hope that mason will continue the kubz scouts with jay ❤
      Edit: OH MAH GOD IM ALMOST AT 10 LIKES THANK YOU GUYS!--
      Edit 2: OH MAH GAWD WE HIT 20 THANKS FOR THE GOLD!

    • @sassyassassin465
      @sassyassassin465 5 лет назад +2

      Gacha_cake ! Yessss 😍😍😍

    • @gayvy3871
      @gayvy3871 5 лет назад +1

      @@editing.org.9108man stfu gacha girl

  • @mariamibrahim6399
    @mariamibrahim6399 4 года назад +18

    "You know what who cares what I'm saying"
    Me: *I CARE* 😶

  • @makkerooni6005
    @makkerooni6005 5 лет назад +175

    Survey: are you ready to start this survey?
    Me: **clicks no**
    Survey: okay survey is over
    Me: Ight bish

  • @nico6744
    @nico6744 5 лет назад +49

    "Freaking wheelchair kid."
    **Monty has joined the chat**

  • @xhiwhee
    @xhiwhee 4 года назад +238

    So nobody gonna talk about how the first game literally used minecraft stuff-

  • @sujayab.k.3823
    @sujayab.k.3823 4 года назад +5

    Am i the only one who was surprised that his first name is Robert, cause Jay just fit his attitude

  • @galaxiiluna
    @galaxiiluna 5 лет назад +23

    Mason trying to sleep:
    Jay: AaaaaAAAAAaaÄĀaHHHHhhhh

  • @neko_playzz2209
    @neko_playzz2209 5 лет назад +170

    No one:
    Jay: umm hello, where’s senior woofers?

  • @Suki-mk2ne
    @Suki-mk2ne 5 лет назад +815

    Who else knew his first name was Robert

    • @someone_randomv994
      @someone_randomv994 4 года назад +3

      Meh

    • @Alexsomnia
      @Alexsomnia 4 года назад +49

      After the video

    • @rusty10
      @rusty10 4 года назад +11

      I knew when I first found him out lol

    • @kneecaps3892
      @kneecaps3892 4 года назад +39

      Just now. My life will never be the same. (No hate towards Jay, I'm just shocked)

    • @K-TheGameFan
      @K-TheGameFan 4 года назад +1

      Meeee

  • @kgoshimohlosana5568
    @kgoshimohlosana5568 4 года назад +6

    I feel bad for the people that walked in on jay saying "I don't care if he's in a wheelchair I'm gonna beat him up."

  • @Nummnumms
    @Nummnumms 5 лет назад +103

    Nobody:
    Creep: REE

  • @kaykayavocado4915
    @kaykayavocado4915 5 лет назад +92

    Jay: *Yawns* yeah I know you yawned too
    Me: What the heck I didn’t yawn
    Jay: I have a convincing yawn
    Me: *yawns* crap

    • @Alexsomnia
      @Alexsomnia 4 года назад +3

      You made me yawn thru a comment

    • @kaykayavocado4915
      @kaykayavocado4915 4 года назад +1

      bOi 420 years ago 😂😂😂😂

    • @lla.1t
      @lla.1t 4 года назад

      •Yäin's Studiø • yesssss 😂

  • @qwq_aishiteiru8629
    @qwq_aishiteiru8629 5 лет назад +93

    Is everyone just going to ignore the fact he said, "Someone's under the desk and NOT in the good way!!!!" XD I'm so glad no one in my family heard that XD Also one of your new subscriber!!!!

    • @Alexsomnia
      @Alexsomnia 4 года назад +2

      I think he lives alone.

    • @rusty10
      @rusty10 4 года назад +4

      bOi 420 years ago well NOW he does
      But I’m sure he still visits nini and mason

    • @spider6025
      @spider6025 4 года назад +2

      bOi 420 years ago what do that have to do with it they meant their family 😂

    • @Alexsomnia
      @Alexsomnia 4 года назад +1

      @@spider6025 I thought she meant Jay's family.

  • @alastor8246
    @alastor8246 4 года назад +3

    my mum: "what would you do if your favortie yt went missing?"
    Me and other Kubz Scouts fans: *discusses a 495940490493204 plan*

  • @sophie-bt2rd
    @sophie-bt2rd 5 лет назад +92

    no one:
    not a single soul:
    jay: ok call me daddy first though

  • @gcheng470
    @gcheng470 5 лет назад +17

    I love ur vids! Keep up the great work!
    And btw,
    Jay from the Kubz scouts is....
    THAT DUDE

  • @toni6691
    @toni6691 5 лет назад +39

    *reads title*
    Me: *Akinator is that you?*

  • @lilhavoc04
    @lilhavoc04 3 года назад +8

    17:09 I fear no man. But that thing. It scares me.