Dumb Ways to Trade
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- Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
- Lord Captain, don't touch this... Okay, never mind.
How hard it is to be a Rogue Trader! Especially when there is so much responsibility around. But we are sure that the Emperor is protecting you on this perilous path! However, professional challenges may still arise sometimes.
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Cassia : Crying 😭
Henrix : Sighing 😒
Rogue Trader : Chilling 😐
Demons : 🕺🕺🕺
Vox: California girls are unforgettable daisy dukes bikinis on top!
Abelard: "At your beck and call, Lord Captain."
Heinrix isn't even mad. He just disappointed.
"Heinrix" makes me think of "Henry Cavil", who is a 40k enjoyer. I wonder if it was on purpose. Even the model kind of looks alike))
it is
@@KaiReel23
After the forge world he has no room to be disappointed lol
@@KaiReel23 It was. They talked about it very early in the development.
Heinrix: Oh no, I'm seething with rage, I'm just using my biomancy to keep my body calm and vigilant.
By the Emperor, what sorcery is this? Someone at Owlcat is having fun 🤣
instead of fixing game breaking bugs
@@CrazyBobr92 wow it's almost like companies have different departments and not every single individual is a developer or something
@@CrazyBobr92 Its definitely the advertising interns job to fix the bugs you're so right. They should give you the company because you just understand how these things work
@@CrazyBobr92 Dude, patches come out pretty often.
I love the disappointed look on the inquisitor's face.
Hendrix Cavil doesn't approve)
He is thinking about how to tell Lord Inquisitor Xavier everything without him also being executed.
@@KaiReel23 110 percent.
I feel better knowing it's his normal face (I'm just starting tha game and he already left my voidship in disapointment)
*interogator
I never knew I needed this, but the Emperor has blessed me nonetheless. Praise the Golden Throne!
For the Emperor!
@@OwlcatGames Praise be to the Manly Man-peror of Mankind!
I feel this plays in Heinrix' head 24/7 on my ivonoclast playthrough.
Indeed, Inconoclast RT is the *fuck around and find out* playstyle
Yessss, same. Which is why I enjoy having Heinrix in the party on the Iconoclast run. “No, don’t play with xenos, they bite… too late, s/he’s doing it”
Rogue Trader: You know what Cassia, go make an athletics check over that icy ledge!
Cassia: This is no way to treat a noble! *sobs*
I was expecting her to turn around and Laser the captain
@@caad5258 Her being a crybaby isn't really that out of character for her lol. She's amusingly delicate emotionally, which makes sense being a pampered noble.
“I read a book about athletics once!”
Honestly, Owlcat is like the old Bioware on steroids.
First kingmaker, then Wrath of the Righteous, and now this.
One classic CRPG after another, the golden age of CRPGs is back.
To think isometric CRPGs were so rare at some point I thought the genre was dying.
Old Bioware used DnD. It's nothing outstanding, like Fallout 2 from blak isle has better system. But old Bioware progression and combat is way better then that tormentor machine we see in rogue trader.
@@user-ud1mk7xv7g
Yep, Black Isle was even better, but Bioware also made some classics.
@@user-ud1mk7xv7g Yeah, Owlcat is great, but positively sucks at balancing the game vs. the player. After WOTR i chosen Daring over something easier literally the second before i lauched my first walkthrough, only to find out that gigachad Abelard and Lady "Absolutely Broken Beyond Belief and Reason" Cassia kill everything in two turns max. And it only get worse.
*RT:* "Abelard, I've found an exotic xeno! Place it in my menagerie!"
*Abelard:* "Sir, this isn't an exotic xeno; it's a Squig with some kind of combat implant."
*Pasquel:* "Correction: the implanted contrivance appears to yield no discernible advantage to the augmentation of the Squig's quiddities; rather, the implant appears, at least ostensibly, to function as some form of surreptitious directional Warp pharos."
*RT:* "That sounds expensive! I bet half the sector will want to bid!"
*Abelard:* "Wait, that sounds like...THRONE, THROW IT OUT, THROW IT OUUUUUT!"
No notes. Excellent Pasqal narrative. 🤣
🎵Dumb ways to Trade!🎵
The inquisition does not approve this video
Pls don't tell them!
@@OwlcatGames closest Inquisitors were on the planet, when Exterminatus happened.
@@OwlcatGames Abelard, please inform this game development company that i will require compensation in order to forget about this egregious heresy.
I still can't believe that a song from an Australian public safety commercial got this popular.
Yeah, I did a double take thinking maybe the version our transport department made back in 2011 was just a cover afterall? As a Melbournian I never realised this song had gotten popular enough to reach Ukraine xD
Welcome to the power of memes.
@@Pixie1001.isn’t owlcat Russian
@@Korvinian4601 Huh, so I googled it I think I got my 'was in Russia, moved to Ukraine' narrative muddled up.
Apparently they're always actually been based out of Cyprus though - a small island nation off the coast of Turkey? And they mostly all moved there from their secondary studio in Moscow over covid before the war broke out.
But I think most of the devs are origionally from Russia as you say - the Cyprus thing kinda sounds like a tax/regulatory loophole.
This is what happens when you don't listen to Abelard.
“Abelard up vote this for me”
"At once, Lord Captain!"
This video was brought to you by the Tzeentch Dance Brigade.
Outsmarting Mortals is to easy, Outsmarting Mortals while dabbing on them with line dancing is the new meta.
Demon outbreak, Cassia is having a nervous breakdown. Meanwhile Heinrix is just judging us silently... lol
Basically a normal Tuesday :)
The Emperor protects. But he can't protect you from yourself
Thank you for staying yourselves. Loved you all since Pathfinder Kingmaker, and you've not let me down once since.
Oh shit, I had no idea it was the same crew! No wonder this game is so damn good.
@@kaibe5241 They're basically doing a Larian. They've made their own style and engine, and are just making more and more games on it and refining it. 5-10 years from now, they may be where Larian is now :)
Pretty cool :)@@nitomurray6137
@@nitomurray6137Larian actually shipped their collectors editions lmao. Pathfinder is going on 5 years iirc and rogue trader still hasn’t shipped with no news on when it does ship
A quote from the notorious "All Guardsmen Party" comes to mind - "Inquisition's Funniest Home Videos" xD
Aye, mates! Those are a really dumb ways to trade.
Merry Sanguinala, everyone!😀
I thought Lord Grimaldus banned that Blood Angel cryfest?
Merry Slaaneshmas!
@@Raltar He didn't. Sanguinala is a very popular holiday in Imperium, from Astra Militarum to Adeptus Astartes!
Abelard, make it known to the authors of this record that I have laughed. A lot.
Larian animation, now this. CRPG devs getting fun.
Owlcat, Thank you for making Rogue Trader, seriously. I love this game and everything in it.
Its perfection
Owlcat, whoever proposed this idea, and whoever executed it… they need a raise.
Congratulations, Owlcat. You win one internet.
верещу с кассички и выражающего максимальное неодобрение гены. з.ы танцующие демоны прекрасны. СОВОКОТЫ НАМ НУЖНО МОАР ПОДОБНОГО КОНТЕНТА
Аминь.
И всё это под кавер Dumb ways to die.
Abelard, tell them I like this holovid.
This game is easily my highlight for this year! May the God Emperor bless you guys!
This was fantastic! Memories of childhood hearing the OG flashing back
Seeing the Screamer sleeping is adorable
Such a catchy tune, so many cautionary clues. 75 hrs into Rogue Trader (taking my time), I'm really enjoying this game, to the point where I'm going to get the season pass. Thank you Owlcat, you're the first to make a superb 40k rpg video game, so have a great Christmas & awesome new year!!
We all need a really dumb ways to trade - trade with orks! Beautiful game. I hope rogue trader have been many good plot and fun dlc.
Maybe like Citadel for ME3. 😊
Meanwhile Argenta: I am heavy weapons girl, and THIS, is my weapon, it costs 400,000 ducats to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds...
This made my day)) I only wish there was a dancing chaos defiler from before.
You forgot the deadliest mistake of them all. Taking your eyes off Jae Heydari.
Try starch corb a la Drukhari
Take your eyes off Jae Heydari
Mistake an airlock for a door hatch
Forget to update your mods after a patch
@@xTheOneToSaveUsAllx got me with that meta swerve at the end there. :D
I thought this was a shitpost how is this an official video
I mean but how cute was that screamer? If petting it damns my soul for all eternity then its a price I'll just have to pay 😊
This is amazing, lol. Thank you guys for this incredible experience ❤
Perfection!
But our inquisitor friend won't approve xD
Когда хочется добавить путь трикстера , но сеттинг не позваляет )))
Арлекины и Тзинч есть не только в сеттинге, но и в самой игре. Да и Предел обильно ловит лулзы с происходящего, судя по всему.
Милота! Доброе и позитивное видео к доброй и позитивной игре!
I'm having such a good time with this game. The writing is so phenomenal. I hope in the future you guys get to polish the game up over time, fully voice the character dialogues, squash any bugs, maybe add a couple new weapons or maybe an extra class.
Haven't heard that song in awhile. This fit it so well. Well done!
On the top 10 vox tunes to play while chilling for The Emperor.
To think an Australian metro ad would lead to this 11 years later
This game is perfect! And they make videos like this! I love Owlcat!
Are we playing the same game? It’s far from perfect.
Heinrix is asking himself how in the hell do we even survive our encounters and just fail our way to victory in which I do have an answer for that. We pick fights with even dumber opponents and with this answer Heinrix is even more disappointed. That man has absolutely no creativity.
Whatever my reckless decisions may be, I know that Abelard's got my back. The Senechal is built like an absolute unit!
WE MAKIN OUT OF THE KORONUS EXPANSE WITH THIS ONE 🔥🚀
For such a dark setting this was surprising cute video
But why _shouldn’t_ you pet the Screamer of Tzeentch? Look at that adorable little face. Just one boop on the snoot!
Just what I needed stuck in my head all day long over Christmas :D
Heh, ok, I laughed.... Fantastic game, by the way. I usually avoid pre-orders like the plague, but this one I was happy to jump in early. And for the first time in a really long time, I don't regret it one bit.
never change owlcat, never change
That Tzeentch screamer is adorable though...
Yo, those blue and pink horrors be hitting the yoinky sploinky! Im sold!
Where can I sign to pet a Tzeentch Screamer?
MAX Level of Heresy. Gladly am walk Heretic path.
*obvious glaring tech heresy about to start a century-long Martian crusade*
Von V: Pasqal?
Pasqal: This unit detects no issue with this action.
Von V: Cool.
Khorne: Blood and Skulls!
Nurgle: Stagnation and never-changing decay
Slanesh: Excess and sensations beyond comprehension
Tzeentch: 🕺Boogy🕺Woogy🕺
They may be wretched warpspawn and the servants of Tzeench, but those Pink and Blue Horrors do have some good backup dancer routines worked out.
this is the most based piece of media i've seen in my adult life
кася вон на заднем плане рыдает... немудрено. после пати хаоса у любого псайкера будет АДОВЫЙ бадун! но тут пришел Номос-схизматик напинал хаосу и приготовил всем друзьям какао с зефиркой :) лайк!
А она ведь Навигатор. Она должна была видеть некоторое дерьмо и до этого. 😊
@@0Warpsmith учитывая что с ней сделали дерьма она хлебнула через край... а это говорит о чем? что тзинч умеет шатать танцпол!
Okay this is going to be stuck in my head now.
Ya know for an Aussie it’s strange to here a major game company making a parody on a safety campaign song 😂
This is not what I was expecting today but a welcome surprise nonetheless.
The Emperor protects.
But sure as taxes some folks aren't too keen on helping Him help them, eh? XD
Rogue Trader is an absolute masterpiece.
That being said, this is pure heresy and I’ll have none of it, by the Glory of the Emperor…BURN THE HERETIC!
Don't worry, none of this can happen. The lord captain will be stuck in bugs way before.
meanwhile my heretical ass is dancing with them daemons.
Nice song, but you made Cassia cry. And for that, there is only Exterminatus. 😡
I am forever grateful to Owlcat for giving us Cassia and Marazhai. My two babies that I love very much.
I’m loving how the “Dumb Ways To Die” song meme is still relevant, to this day….
расстроили самого эмоционально комфортного инквизитора!
So many paths to glitch and lag, beyond the grasp of the Owlcats' bag
Amazed the trailer didn't bug out and break...
БЕСКОНЕЧНОЕ КОЛИЧЕСТВО БОЧЕК ГРЫБНОГО ПЫВА ЭТИМ БОЙЗАМ. Они заслужили.
By the Throne I love this
I wasn't expecting this.
No heretical stuff but these demons do be moving crazy
I absolutely love the pink demons. When I saw them just cartwheeling across the battlefield on all four of their... load-bearing limbs, it was so freaking cute. My dumb way to trade is definitely commissioning a pink demon plushie
Yeah honestly "Horrors" of Tzeench have pretty adorable design. Idk if it's intentional or not, but knowing their master it probably is
Abelard, show this to Argenta!
Praise the Emperor!
This is the content I am here for.
alright be honest, how long did it take to animate the daemon dances?
Best Promotion video ever.
nuking from orbit simply because the red button looks tempting
Dumb ways to traaaaaade
Chaos ship in front of you not in line of sight
Bugs really are a blight
Dumb ways to traaaaade
Talents not working right
Better reroll 1 soldier and 5 officers alright
Dumb ways to traaaaaade
I spent all my navigator insights
Now Im stuck at farming them through warp traveling, what a plight !
Dumb ways to traaaaade
Drukhari light ships one shotting my ship
Guess I'll turn difficulty on easy or I'll taste their whips
Fix the damn gaaaaaame
Please give Clementia a portrait art 🙏
quite the "bop" as it were
0:35 - 0:39 "Daily Reminder what blooms,you if you try to clap some Slanesshi Cheeks,Imperial Citizens" 🗿
Wow Tzeentch and Slaneeshi daemons too? Gotta play this game asap!
Bloody brilliant!
This video brought to you by ordo xenos authority. Watching with your daily prays are prescripted.
Wasn't keen on Cassia's fourth eye, so I ended up losing half my trade value. How did the emperor get away with it?
Beautiful!
Feel called out
Dumb ways to betray The Emperor
Tzeentch always had the best Daemons. Aside from the older Daemonettes miniatures, of course
Tzeentch! Release me from this prismatic hell at once!
Magnificent. Isn't it?