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  • @Qxir
    @Qxir  9 месяцев назад +143

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    • @deletdis6173
      @deletdis6173 9 месяцев назад +4

      Almost to a million, just 9k to go

    • @user-os4mv7mm6e
      @user-os4mv7mm6e 9 месяцев назад

      it might be just me but i swear youve made this video before

    • @stuartpenman6387
      @stuartpenman6387 9 месяцев назад

      did you ever get that mil of support?Seems it was just a con

    • @jonslg240
      @jonslg240 9 месяцев назад +3

      You getting flagged for this is crap

    • @deletdis6173
      @deletdis6173 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@jonslg240 It's because RUclips went from the wild west west of the internet to a socialist gestapo.

  • @tristynmay2831
    @tristynmay2831 9 месяцев назад +5409

    Dumb as hell that the word suicide will immediately age restrict any video. It’s part of the story and the reality of the situation. RUclips is way too touchy. Loved the video as always though!

    • @JimMilton-ej6zi
      @JimMilton-ej6zi 9 месяцев назад

      That's how life is when stuff like "hatespeech" holds power over people. Greedy companies deem that things fall under it even if they are universally seen as things that need to be talked about.

    • @justinklenk
      @justinklenk 9 месяцев назад +288

      Agreed. Their warnings/context/restrictions are always some misplaced bullshit, in my experience.

    • @clibinarium
      @clibinarium 9 месяцев назад +74

      This is the first time I've seen such a warning; have they started doing this recently?

    • @Jimbodawg
      @Jimbodawg 9 месяцев назад +77

      ​@@clibinariumI've seen it as recently as last year, I believe.

    • @MadScientist267
      @MadScientist267 9 месяцев назад +154

      RUclips (and society by extension) sucks ass today.
      Censorship is more important than accurate information.

  • @pkz420
    @pkz420 9 месяцев назад +3083

    "If it's stupid, but it works, it's not stupid."
    This was pure brilliance.

    • @jonslg240
      @jonslg240 9 месяцев назад +31

      170,000 policemen for $700,000.. so $4.12 was stolen per officer searching 😂

    • @dronepilotflyby9481
      @dronepilotflyby9481 9 месяцев назад +5

      M-O-O-N spells moon. Stephen King reference....

    • @Haskellerz
      @Haskellerz 9 месяцев назад +4

      The new current largest heist in Japan also used fake policemen

    • @jesperpihlava5377
      @jesperpihlava5377 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@jonslg240it was 7mil not 700k

    • @bradsanders407
      @bradsanders407 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@jesperpihlava5377yen not $ which he wasn't far off. Way less off than you.

  • @darkjanggo
    @darkjanggo 9 месяцев назад +568

    "The bank remained unexploded, sadly"
    Spoken like a true Irishman!

  • @luminocitymusic
    @luminocitymusic 9 месяцев назад +1024

    "welp we definitely won't be robbed now"
    "they had just been robbed" that had me ROLLING

    • @mr.fahrenheit7009
      @mr.fahrenheit7009 9 месяцев назад +1

      Omg so funny

    • @bradsanders407
      @bradsanders407 7 месяцев назад

      I cant believe they wouldn't have grabbed the money before getting out of the car. Especially knowing someone is planning something.

    • @SuperChaos002
      @SuperChaos002 7 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@bradsanders407why would they take the risk of being blown up and killed just for some money that's not even theirs?

    • @SnookerMafia-or6nu
      @SnookerMafia-or6nu 6 месяцев назад

      That’s was funny wasn’t it. Qxir is a great narrator.

    • @ldplays5663
      @ldplays5663 3 месяца назад

      ​@@bradsanders407it was japan, put some context in.

  • @ForgeofAule
    @ForgeofAule 9 месяцев назад +2663

    I feel kind of bad for the robber. He planned a heist that wouldn't involve any violence or get anyone hurt and ended up with a handful of deaths on his conscience.

    • @Link-yp2ki
      @Link-yp2ki 9 месяцев назад +630

      Not really his conscience. It was pretty much just the fault of the media and the police.

    • @andrewweitzman4006
      @andrewweitzman4006 9 месяцев назад +193

      I'm reminded of Mr. Pump in _Making Money_ telling Moist von Lipwig that his various "non violent cons" had lead to the estimated deaths of 2.77 people.

    • @mikesanders8621
      @mikesanders8621 9 месяцев назад +19

      Pratchett was a genius.

    • @rusalkin
      @rusalkin 9 месяцев назад +58

      i assume he was the first suicide, bragged to the wrong people, thats why nobody got caught

    • @amojak
      @amojak 9 месяцев назад +23

      @@rusalkinhe has an accomplice, the one they tried later to nail for it. the accomplice no doubt cleaned up any chance of the first guy squealing.

  • @johnladuke6475
    @johnladuke6475 9 месяцев назад +370

    That's wild. No actual violence used in the robbery itself and still the story leads to four people dead.

    • @cookiecraze1310
      @cookiecraze1310 9 месяцев назад +66

      Pretty much purely the police's and media's faults.

    • @DROGOC0P
      @DROGOC0P 9 месяцев назад +2

      japanese culture of shame is to blame. being simply considered a suspect ruins your life and leads you to suicide. astonishingly stupid

    • @bradsanders407
      @bradsanders407 7 месяцев назад +33

      The 1st death had nothing to do with the case. He just happened to kill himself before being accused or he was the one that did it

  • @alexross1816
    @alexross1816 9 месяцев назад +1445

    It reminds me of that one huge art heist where the police thought "aw man, these guys were professional. Perfect coordination, masterful planning, and stellar intelligence."
    Turns out, they were up-jumped swindlers who got lucky on one gig, and got caught because one of them used their actual phone number to rent a boat.

    • @tubeuser2222
      @tubeuser2222 9 месяцев назад +24

      I feel like Qxir made a video about this already but I can't find it...

    • @alexross1816
      @alexross1816 9 месяцев назад

      @@tubeuser2222 internet historian did, on his second channel.

    • @lilygaming_playz27
      @lilygaming_playz27 9 месяцев назад +73

      ah the swedish art heist

    • @marcswg
      @marcswg 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@tubeuser2222you're probably thinking of the Internet Historian vid on it

    • @lilygaming_playz27
      @lilygaming_playz27 9 месяцев назад +111

      @@tubeuser2222 not yet but internet historian did

  • @ArtReviews
    @ArtReviews 9 месяцев назад +359

    Well this got a lot suicidier than I expected going in.

    • @wontcreep
      @wontcreep 9 месяцев назад +97

      japan moment

    • @BigOlSmellyFlashlight
      @BigOlSmellyFlashlight 9 месяцев назад +25

      Japan

    • @JimMilton-ej6zi
      @JimMilton-ej6zi 9 месяцев назад +49

      That's japn for you. There's a reason why their escapist media is so amazing, snd it's not because they like their life

    • @sorcierenoire8651
      @sorcierenoire8651 9 месяцев назад +12

      Japan just staying true to themselves

    • @johnladuke6475
      @johnladuke6475 9 месяцев назад

      No way, you guys are all wrong. Nothing as crazy as Japan could be real. It's all just faked on a sound studio somewhere, and anyone who says they've been there is being paid to lie.

  • @Chris-yw5is
    @Chris-yw5is 9 месяцев назад +489

    you know the video is gonna go hard when you gotta accept two content warnings from youtube

    • @rickyrico80
      @rickyrico80 9 месяцев назад +23

      2 warnings this is wild lol 🤣

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ 9 месяцев назад +18

      I didn't even know videos could have two warnings before this video

    • @peterlarkin762
      @peterlarkin762 9 месяцев назад +21

      Ye I've never seen actual warning pop ups that require confirmation. I can't skip scam adverts and betting adverts but that's just fine for some reason.

    • @eugeniaamariei8626
      @eugeniaamariei8626 9 месяцев назад +4

      Yeah I think the warnings just repeat until the video loads.

    • @Naptosis
      @Naptosis 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@eugeniaamariei8626this is what's happening.

  • @Courier-Six
    @Courier-Six 9 месяцев назад +668

    I'd argue the dumbest robbery was in the US when a robber held up a bank without a mask because he prayed his face with lemon juice thinking it would make him invisible

    • @olliegoria
      @olliegoria 9 месяцев назад +95

      That or the two geniuses who decided to Sharpie their ski masks on. But none of em made off

    • @ipellaers
      @ipellaers 9 месяцев назад +13

      That can't be true, can it?

    • @SydneyCarton2085
      @SydneyCarton2085 9 месяцев назад +30

      I am a strong believer in the power of prayer but God will not entertain such blasphemy much less grant it.

    • @tanaka90
      @tanaka90 9 месяцев назад +49

      Smartest American Robbery vs Least Intelligent Japanese Crime

    • @litterpicker1431
      @litterpicker1431 9 месяцев назад +63

      My fave is the guy who walked into a bank in Philadelphia, pointed a gun at the cashier, said, "Gimme all your brains, or I'll blow your money out!", went bright red and left.

  • @FatAlbertFanClub
    @FatAlbertFanClub 9 месяцев назад +127

    It's crazy how a completely non violent robbery somehow left a trail of death in its wake.

  • @PHANTOMS969
    @PHANTOMS969 9 месяцев назад +641

    “The writer of the letter promised to do some inflation of his own.. to the bank.. with a bomb”
    I though this was gonna go in a completely different direction at first 😅

    • @bubbleman2002
      @bubbleman2002 9 месяцев назад +66

      Pyrocynical???

    • @niko5008
      @niko5008 9 месяцев назад +34

      @@bubbleman2002 august 27th, 2022

    • @jarofdelisauce2266
      @jarofdelisauce2266 9 месяцев назад +11

      I thought it was related to the Futanari Inflation incident

    • @blurbutnerd8355
      @blurbutnerd8355 9 месяцев назад +17

      @@niko5008 Nothing happened that day?? his stream just glitched out and closed??

    • @mr.fahrenheit7009
      @mr.fahrenheit7009 9 месяцев назад

      ?

  • @tjrysanek9019
    @tjrysanek9019 9 месяцев назад +588

    Literally the most simple scheme and it worked so well

    • @MelbourneMatty
      @MelbourneMatty 9 месяцев назад

      They were different times, back then. Before the spread of the internet, and the widespread use of mobile phones and even walkie-talkies (literally the predecessor to the mobile phone as we know it today, was just a glorified walkie-talkie created in the early ‘80s - the Motorola 8000X).
      The lack, or limitations of mobile device, video surveillance, advanced anti-forgery, DNA and genealogy technologies (and many more) made things far more simple.
      But even today, many times, simple is still best. The weakest link in any security chain, is human fallibility. We’re just dumb meat-bags who follow along with ridiculous and sometimes potentially dangerous plans (knowingly or otherwise), more often than not out of fear of looking stupid, but sometimes out of general indifference, uncertainty or just general ignorance.
      So K.I.S.S.
      Thank you for attending my TED Talk.

    • @Treblaine
      @Treblaine 9 месяцев назад +70

      There's hidden complexity like:
      - how did he know where to be to intercept the car?
      - how could he know what date and time?
      - How could he know which car to stop?
      - how could he be sure another cop wouldn't spot him in his disguise and intervene?
      - How did he get all the vehicles in position working by himself? He couldn't drive two cars at the same time and carry a motorcycle. Using a taxi could link him to the crime scenes.
      Now this could all be dumb luck, he just was bumming around cosplaying as a motorcycle cop when he just so happened to recognize this was a car the bank used to transport money and on a spur of the moment decided to rob it and it happened to have the motherload of cash inside it.
      Except he had TWO getaway vehicles stashed, one of which was stolen so he couldn't leave it there for long, this had to all be planned down to the last detail to be triggered on that day. And as he used no disguise he couldn't be local and would have to leave, he couldn't risk being a familiar face to anyone around.

    • @tanaka90
      @tanaka90 9 месяцев назад +4

      Leave it to the Japanese to do wonders

    • @eedwardgrey2
      @eedwardgrey2 9 месяцев назад +11

      @@Treblaine Makes me think he had some inside knowledge. Or the guys in the car made the whole story up and split the money amonst themselves

    • @slyseal2091
      @slyseal2091 9 месяцев назад +9

      @@Treblaine Depending on the kind of car he might have been able to store the motorcycle in the back and then drive home. Knowing the right car might have just been a matter of paying attention to which unmarked cars move to and from the bank consistently, maybe memorizing if the people entering it are clearly employed in the bank. After that it's just a matter of following the car and figuring out if they have favourite routes. To his gain and their loss, this car had a favourite route.

  • @rijaja
    @rijaja 9 месяцев назад +47

    "[He] promised to do some inflation of his own. To the bank. With a bomb." is an incredible line and the delivery was on point too

  • @donovandownes5064
    @donovandownes5064 9 месяцев назад +34

    no perpetrator is caught and 3 people commit suicide. Most successful japanese police investigation.

    • @kittytrail
      @kittytrail 9 месяцев назад +3

      probably only the english rainbow police has a worst track record... 😹

  • @girlpowerstation
    @girlpowerstation 7 месяцев назад +13

    "He was gonna do some inflation of his own. To the bank. With a bomb."
    Killer line, had me rolling on the floor for a whole minute

  • @socialreject2156
    @socialreject2156 9 месяцев назад +425

    It would be pretty sad if the 19-year-old kid was the robber and he just committed suicide due to fear of getting caught, and things just got out of control after that

    • @corey2670
      @corey2670 9 месяцев назад +51

      What happened to the money then? He would have just skipped town before killing himself he had the funds to do it which is probably what he did

    • @ipellaers
      @ipellaers 9 месяцев назад +169

      Killing himself was just another way to throw the police off his scent.

    • @socialreject2156
      @socialreject2156 9 месяцев назад

      @@corey2670 it is mentioned that his friend has a bunch of unexplained money that he's using, maybe he just gave a lot to people he know and bury the rest

    • @socialreject2156
      @socialreject2156 9 месяцев назад +23

      @@corey2670 And when the search involved more than 100.000 policeman and garnered immediate respond from the police like that, it's not exactly easy to do anykind of town skipping or even flying out of the country.
      I'm not saying he did it but to me it's seems most likely he did

    • @bkak2245
      @bkak2245 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@corey2670gave it to his friend who didnt say anything 👀

  • @andy-james-
    @andy-james- 9 месяцев назад +118

    This reminds me of some London folklore. In the 1970s a small time crook was walking home late one night when he noticed people depositing security bags into banks. He watched for a while and decided he should get himself a shop front and install the necessary metal chute. Over a few weeks, using false paperwork he rented a small shop nearby, painted the outside to look like a Lloyds Bank and installed a secure metal deposit thing! One Saturday at about midnight he placed signs in front of the genuine banks stating that they were temporarily closed, and could they please use the Lloyds Bank in Blah road around the corner... He sat there waiting in the dark with his thermos flask full of hot coffee and a packet of cigarettes. In the early Sunday hours the first of many bags of cash just dropped onto the floor in front of him. Each bag containing many thousands of pounds of untraceable cash. It's not known how much he took that night, but he was rumoured to have fled to the Caribbean where he lived the life of a retired country gent, he was never caught... 👍

    • @robertwilloughby8050
      @robertwilloughby8050 9 месяцев назад +18

      Almost as good as that was the lad (he was only 19) who noticed the paying in slips in the bank. Seeing as these were free for everyone, he took a large handful, and he printed his bank account details onto the paying in slips, and replaced the paying in slips. Well, the 19 year old became a very happy 19 year old, as he walked off with £60,000! (He later stole telephone equipment, and set up a "not exactly fraudulent" brass plate bank!)

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv 4 месяца назад

      That’s one of the subplots of American Gods.

  • @random-yj9qk
    @random-yj9qk 9 месяцев назад +67

    Bro just made like 8 people kill themselves by robbing money

    • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
      @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 9 месяцев назад +4

      Butterfly effect, but really really bad.

    • @shekelmcfreckle
      @shekelmcfreckle 9 месяцев назад +24

      Japan moment

    • @johnpublic6582
      @johnpublic6582 9 месяцев назад +18

      @@shekelmcfreckle To be fair, people in Japan sometimes kill themselves because they got a 'B' on a report card so I can't put much blame at all on the crook for that. Steeling, sure, but not for the other people. Good chance they were going to do that anyway.

    • @JimMilton-ej6zi
      @JimMilton-ej6zi 9 месяцев назад +6

      In no possible way is he responsible for their deaths. It'd be like someone getting in a car accident in a honda and because you own a honda too, someone tells you that you're responsible for it, that just doesn't work

    • @johnpublic6582
      @johnpublic6582 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@JimMilton-ej6zi Agree. So many here saying the only fault in his plan was that he made people kill themselves. Sorry, who killed them? Themselves. You are not responsible for things I do and I am not responsible for things you do. At least you are here with me to bask in the reality of personal responsibility. ;)

  • @GUNUFofficial
    @GUNUFofficial 9 месяцев назад +15

    "Hiroshi, did we just get robbed?"
    *eyes widen* "sh*t"

    • @rickgames634
      @rickgames634 9 месяцев назад +2

      The simple cartoonish expressions are hilarious 🤭

  • @All.Natural.Dirt.
    @All.Natural.Dirt. 9 месяцев назад +99

    My guess is a very clever Toshiba employee or maybe even a few people to arrange the getaway vehicles. The employee knows the bonuses are coming and how they're delivered. They just had to find a way of getting all of the bank employees out of the car without violence!

    • @Razor-gx2dq
      @Razor-gx2dq 6 месяцев назад +2

      A good theory but I assume the police would have verified the location of all employees at the time of the robbery

  • @Bethlam
    @Bethlam 9 месяцев назад +118

    So close to a million. Let’s all try to get him to a million.

    • @olliegoria
      @olliegoria 9 месяцев назад +4

      if i could subscribe twice i would

    • @Bethlam
      @Bethlam 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@olliegoria I’m with you on that. I posted it to other media platforms to try to get more exposure for him. He is hilarious when the video calls for it but so respectful on his more serious videos. He does such a great job.

  • @toast4teddy
    @toast4teddy 9 месяцев назад +18

    Are we sure this heist isn't just a Lupin III plot?
    Actually, I went back to the start of the video to check the year the heist took place to see if maybe the robber could've been inspired by Lupin III. The robbery took place in Japan in 1968, and the Lupin III manga began its original publication in Japan in August 1967, so there is a chance that this robber's use of elaborate trickery was inspired by Japan's phantom thief.

  • @attemptedunkindness3632
    @attemptedunkindness3632 8 месяцев назад +4

    My father; Arranmore immigrant to U.S. and subsequent Vietnam veteran who wound up stationed long in Okinawa, would often say: The Irish and the Japanese have a lot in common, not just sad poems song and the eating of seaweed, but craic for it's own sake.

  • @neepgang4091
    @neepgang4091 9 месяцев назад +12

    This is possibly the funniest heist ever committed

  • @HAROLD-CORE
    @HAROLD-CORE 9 месяцев назад +185

    To be fair a guy in Vancouver (employee at the company) just used his key to open the back of an armoured car and stole hundreds of thousands of dollars, and walked away. He was never caught.

    • @wabbajocky8235
      @wabbajocky8235 9 месяцев назад +11

      i assume you mean that he was never physically caught because the company would definitely know which employee did it lol

    • @HAROLD-CORE
      @HAROLD-CORE 9 месяцев назад +26

      @wabbajocky8235 good point. He wasn't apprehended.

    • @goldenfiberwheat238
      @goldenfiberwheat238 9 месяцев назад +4

      Based

    • @crazychicken8290
      @crazychicken8290 8 месяцев назад +2

      u haram

    • @mech1x
      @mech1x 8 месяцев назад +8

      average canadian robbery

  • @rootintootinputin1
    @rootintootinputin1 9 месяцев назад +7

    I like the apology for bad Japanese in the threat letter

  • @JaykPuten
    @JaykPuten 9 месяцев назад +56

    Never underestimate the power of Idiocracy
    And the thankfulness of no one being hurt
    I don't like crime... But when there's crime, I like it non-violent

    • @coolkase_real
      @coolkase_real 9 месяцев назад +2

      Besides 3 people

    • @JaykPuten
      @JaykPuten 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@coolkase_real look at my other comment... I mention my feelings on this...
      As if the police just did that thing their paid to do... Like investigate, or have evidence proving someone did something, 1 taxi driver, and 2 of their own damn brethren would have lived.. well hopefully till their natural end...
      There's an NWA song that explains my sentiments about most police...

  • @lovelylipbonesouwwwwwwwolv2198
    @lovelylipbonesouwwwwwwwolv2198 9 месяцев назад +20

    That part where the robber took off with the money but made it look like a heroic act was so hilarious yet brilliant!

  • @zencomeseasy602
    @zencomeseasy602 9 месяцев назад +191

    You are so good at finding great stories I've never heard.

    • @petermontoya1796
      @petermontoya1796 9 месяцев назад +9

      IKR ?!? Where does he find these stories ??

    • @Ecan26
      @Ecan26 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@petermontoya1796 internet maybe..

    • @ipellaers
      @ipellaers 9 месяцев назад +6

      As he's Irish... probably at the pub from some drunk, sweary, ginger haired gentlemen 😂

    • @pauloborgesdasilvajunior3823
      @pauloborgesdasilvajunior3823 9 месяцев назад

      Well, for what its worth, I've heard about this one already on a channel called Kento Bento.@@petermontoya1796

    • @GoldSrc_
      @GoldSrc_ 9 месяцев назад

      @@petermontoya1796
      I read about it on reddit a few days ago.

  • @adamofblastworks1517
    @adamofblastworks1517 9 месяцев назад +3

    That cab driver suffered for 39 years, for something he didn't do.
    That infuriates me.

  • @Sir_Uncle_Ned
    @Sir_Uncle_Ned 9 месяцев назад +6

    Leaving the red herrings is genius. I can’t even be mad at the robber(s) because they did their homework

  • @FatNutsGaming
    @FatNutsGaming 9 месяцев назад +4

    Lmao the comedic timing on these is getting way better. Keep it up man

  • @void-highlighter
    @void-highlighter 9 месяцев назад +4

    You know it's a good qxir vid when it had "veiwer discretion advised"

  • @zenfrodo
    @zenfrodo 9 месяцев назад +23

    It's awful that that kid and the cab driver were driven to suicide. But aside from that, HOW is this channel still under 1mil subs??? That's the real crime!
    (Seriously, another awesome darkly-humorous vid!)

  • @shanshansan
    @shanshansan 9 месяцев назад +1

    Judging by the title and the thumbnail, I would've never expected getting a content warning about suicide before watching the video.

  • @wildfirelabs
    @wildfirelabs 9 месяцев назад +23

    I heard this man story as a kid
    who ever are you where ever you are you are a legend

    • @JTA1961
      @JTA1961 9 месяцев назад +1

      ATHEFUMEN 🎯

  • @dsandoval9396
    @dsandoval9396 9 месяцев назад +12

    There's nothing "funny" about this robbery, it was genius every step of the way.

  • @SanctionedBuffoonery
    @SanctionedBuffoonery 9 месяцев назад +2

    I see no reason this video should be age restricted.

  • @useazebra
    @useazebra 9 месяцев назад +1

    Wearing a snorkel in a safe to rob a burrito shop is still dumber.

  • @mastergx1
    @mastergx1 9 месяцев назад +7

    Brilliant! If I could get away with robbing a bank - I would. So deceptivly simple and clean. I love it.

    • @alyssarichardson2544
      @alyssarichardson2544 9 месяцев назад

      I think everyone would if they knew they could get away with it... Inb4 white knights say they wouldn't, to that I say: Why the fuck you lyyyyin'? Why you always lying?

  • @All.Natural.Dirt.
    @All.Natural.Dirt. 9 месяцев назад +10

    Unlikely but had the bank employee driver not left the keys in the car the robbers plan would've gotten a lot harder!

  • @officertenpennyaintservingyou
    @officertenpennyaintservingyou 9 месяцев назад +59

    finally more tales from the bottle its always the funniest one
    Maybe it dosent get as much views as Last Moments but its good

  • @CybershamanX
    @CybershamanX 9 месяцев назад +23

    "Rob DeBanc"... 🤔...😮...🤭...😅...🤣...😂

  • @JackVice
    @JackVice 9 месяцев назад +44

    Yeah baby!!! This upload made my day! Your work is appreciated every time brother! I notice that you animation “shivers” now (I’m not an animator, idk the actual term lol) it’s a nice touch.

  • @Palmit_
    @Palmit_ 9 месяцев назад +20

    the artwork tho... so talented. i know it must take yonks to do...thank you so much! effin love this channel.

  • @cliffsidetony8222
    @cliffsidetony8222 3 дня назад

    This robbery was extremely well thought out. To have two separate get away cars ready and an elaborate plan to get the employees out of the vehicle. And there was obviously a great deal of information that the robber knew about the bank. The routes being driven the cars being used etc. This is genuinely probably one the best most thought out robbery’s I’ve seen. Props to them honestly

    • @cliffsidetony8222
      @cliffsidetony8222 3 дня назад

      And the 19 year old that was poisoned definitely had something to do with the robbery. Could be any number of things but he’s 100% involved in some way.

  • @DJslopp10
    @DJslopp10 9 месяцев назад +3

    Why did RUclips mark this for self harm

  • @nova8747
    @nova8747 9 месяцев назад +123

    The person who pulled this off was definitely no idiot, nor seemingly a "bad person."
    His entire scheme was genius, and well planned. He hurt nobody, not even financially (individual wise), and got away, while doing things in a somewhat humorous way.

    • @jahmive
      @jahmive 9 месяцев назад +20

      and he woulde had it al his way if it werent for those pesky suiciders

    • @felixwinkler6450
      @felixwinkler6450 9 месяцев назад +11

      Yeah, it was a good scheme and the protection of the innocent definitely played a role in them planning it out.
      It's a great example of how following a "punishment" model instead of one where harm-reduction is the goal can lead to more pain and suffering.
      Yes, stealing is bad, obviously. But we're talking about 7.5 million dollar in today's money here. That's a lot, but is it worth the resources it takes to involve 170,000 police officers? Is it worth all the deaths? All to get 7.5 million back? The man-hours alone must have been ten times that...
      Society invested way too much money with no results and people were driven into suicides. How was any of that bettering society?
      And of course crimes need to be investigated, to prevent copy-cats, if nothing else. But shouldn't it be done within reason? Are we willing to spend endless amounts of resources and lives on revengefully punishing people or do we cut our losses at some point and except that sometimes people will get away with it?
      I'm always reminded of that when I hear of car chases in the US. Just let the person get away for now, follow them with a helicopter or track them otherwise (they usually have the license plate number, after all) and show up at their doorsteps in two weeks and arrest them there. And yes, some criminals might get away that way, but isn't that better than hundreds of bystanders, police and even the suspect (before their day in court) dying during the chase?

    • @kirbya9545
      @kirbya9545 8 месяцев назад +3

      ⁠@@felixwinkler6450foreigners trying not to complain about America on a completely unrelated video challenge (impossible)

    • @felixwinkler6450
      @felixwinkler6450 8 месяцев назад +8

      @@kirbya9545 I have a different definition of complaining, it seems. To me pointing out problems in order to further a constructive discussion on how to better a society is something any patriot should actively encourage. But maybe I have a different definition of patriotism, as well.
      The original commentary's sentiment was that enormous harm has been created even though the robber went out of their way to create no victims other than insurance companies in their crime. And related to that I wanted to add my opinion, which was that at the time in Japan police might have lost focus on what's important: Making society more safe and better for everyone, not just punishing the criminals. You know, protect and serve, not endanger and kill. And that seems to be something all societies still struggle with, even though in most it is getting better.
      I'm sorry if I triggered some emotions by also briefly mentioning a further example from the US. Hope you'll get over it.

    • @kirbya9545
      @kirbya9545 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@felixwinkler6450 redditor trying not to write a whole unnecessary essay challenge (impossible)

  • @ricardoguanipa8275
    @ricardoguanipa8275 9 месяцев назад +4

    "A good old face-to-face honest Robery"

  • @lymb3914
    @lymb3914 9 месяцев назад +3

    That's brilliant social engineering. Tell them there's a bomb to make them feel threatened, use a little sleight-of-hand to make it seem like the threat is genuine, then drive off in the confusion like you're a hero. It'll take them enough time to piece things together, you can get the cash, ditch the car, and complete your escape before they even call the police.

  • @qazwsxedcrfvtgb89999
    @qazwsxedcrfvtgb89999 9 месяцев назад +2

    Yes Qxir!!!! An absolute classic. Back to your best boy!!!

  • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
    @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 9 месяцев назад +3

    This seems like some insider robbery.

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 9 месяцев назад +17

    The galaxy brain required to pull a stunt like this off is something I can only assume is, in fact, that of a higher being.

  • @Pr0blum_
    @Pr0blum_ 8 месяцев назад

    Imagine doing a crime doing a crime so big and stupid so perfectly, that 3 people committed suicide in the investigation to find you. Thats insane to think about.

  • @danielp415
    @danielp415 9 месяцев назад +3

    Beautifully executed

  • @psyxypher3881
    @psyxypher3881 9 месяцев назад +9

    Do you think you'll do a video on the time a thief mugged a banker and ended up unknowingly stealing $378 million in Bearer Bonds?

  • @Sergeant_Naimosk
    @Sergeant_Naimosk 9 месяцев назад +4

    When the video has a age warning you just know it’s gonna be a good video

  • @DPoner
    @DPoner 9 месяцев назад +1

    Stop warning me RUclips. We’re not babies 😂

  • @chuckaddison5134
    @chuckaddison5134 9 месяцев назад +4

    The suicide of the kid just after is highly suspicious. Did the police investigate it for motive? Prehaps his accomplice simply tied up all the loose ends.

  • @drgonzo305
    @drgonzo305 9 месяцев назад +3

    I’d love to see the 4 guys have to explain this to their bosses😂😂😂

  • @rmsc9127
    @rmsc9127 9 месяцев назад +5

    Thank you for the laughs! This was hilariously presented...the art, the script, 😂😂😂

  • @infiniterats3870
    @infiniterats3870 7 месяцев назад

    Thats actually super impressive. The guy knew how things were going to go down before they did, and he played the bank employees like fiddles.

  • @purpledude2
    @purpledude2 9 месяцев назад +1

    RUclips is censoring this video, it asked me 4 times if I was sure I wanted to click on this video

  • @dandougherty1475
    @dandougherty1475 9 месяцев назад +3

    I Think that whoever thought this up had at the very least a touch of genius to them. I kept waiting for the robbery to fall apart! Good video Qxir! UD. From Nebraska 🇺🇸👍🇺🇸👍

  • @Raid_Zero1
    @Raid_Zero1 9 месяцев назад +5

    was getting concerned i hadnt seen a new qxir video in over a week. on the way to 1 million subs awesome man.

  • @lukeperkins8508
    @lukeperkins8508 9 месяцев назад

    When it's age restricted, I hit the like button. The algorithm is a cruel mistress.

  • @bartonstewart1134
    @bartonstewart1134 8 месяцев назад +3

    Was there no way to trace serial numbers on the bills? That was a lot of money to never turn up somewhere.
    Anyway, Qxir absolutely rules. Hugely entertaining and interesting, virtually every time. Everyone should mention the channel on their social media. Give him a boost.

  • @filipmokrejs3611
    @filipmokrejs3611 9 месяцев назад +9

    I want more bank robbery stories. This one was so good!

  • @OrangeYTT
    @OrangeYTT 9 месяцев назад +4

    Damn, already age restricted? This is gonna be good 😂

  • @23ADJ93
    @23ADJ93 9 месяцев назад +2

    My wife and I love your little cartoon drawings

  • @antoniohernandez7466
    @antoniohernandez7466 9 месяцев назад +1

    How did I get “viewer discretion advised” and “may be inappropriate for some audiences” from YT before the video? This is by far one of your more tame videos.

    • @MADiamond2191
      @MADiamond2191 9 месяцев назад

      It's because he says suicide like 3 times

  • @superzilla784
    @superzilla784 9 месяцев назад +3

    Movies: Heists require years of planning, a highly skilled team, and perfect execution.
    This dude: Amateurs!

    • @kittytrail
      @kittytrail 9 месяцев назад

      you obviously don't understand the brainstorming, analysis, planning and time needed to pull it off like that. and all ideas that guy had that needed probably the same amount of work before being discarded. like most everything else hard work and perseverance ate the key to success. 😏👌

    • @superzilla784
      @superzilla784 9 месяцев назад

      @@kittytrail Over da head.

  • @SykoMuffin
    @SykoMuffin 9 месяцев назад +8

    too bad this got age restricted. i know it’s going to kill this vid’s performance and you especially put time into these Tales From the Bottle episodes. youtube gonna youtube :P

  • @iainballas
    @iainballas 9 месяцев назад +1

    When a Qxir video starts with a self-harm warning, I know it's going to be a good one.

  • @theplaymaker4392
    @theplaymaker4392 9 месяцев назад +5

    We need more tales from the bottle 100%

  • @bystandrr
    @bystandrr 9 месяцев назад +13

    This guy put all points into wisdom and deception, and none Into intelligence, and somehow still pulled of the largest successful heist in Japanese history

    • @bruhngl
      @bruhngl 9 месяцев назад +7

      you know nothing about this heist if you think the perpetrator wasn't intelligent

    • @user-pn3im5sm7k
      @user-pn3im5sm7k 9 месяцев назад

      you are too unintelligent to understand 200IQ chess moves stay in your lane

  • @rayhume1971
    @rayhume1971 9 месяцев назад +4

    I don't know about Japan, but here in the USA, whoever did it could still be charged with tax fraud. There is no statute of limitations on tax fraud and yes, you are required to pay taxes on illegal income. Stay hidden.

    • @My_Old_YT_Account
      @My_Old_YT_Account 9 месяцев назад

      Your tax records also don't count as evidence so just declare your stolen income

  • @mloxard
    @mloxard 9 месяцев назад

    You know it's going to be a good video when it's age restricted

  • @NariGenghis
    @NariGenghis 9 месяцев назад

    Thanks for not self censoring "suicide", like most moronic RUclipsrs. You're the golden example of what RUclips should be.

  • @andrewdowell6474
    @andrewdowell6474 9 месяцев назад +7

    It was Shigeru Miyamoto. He went to work for Nintendo later on to hide his crimes from being discovered. That's why Mario collects coins, it's his way of subtly confessing.

  • @brainwashingdetergent4322
    @brainwashingdetergent4322 9 месяцев назад +11

    Great story telling as per usual, and your animation style is awesome as always!

  • @BadgerDave
    @BadgerDave 9 месяцев назад +1

    You know a video is about to be good when RUclips gives you a warning before proceeding.

    • @JTA1961
      @JTA1961 9 месяцев назад

      Yup

  • @MinionofNobody
    @MinionofNobody 3 месяца назад

    Complexity adds potential failure points. Every additional part to a plan or a device adds something else that can go wrong. It is one major reason why your computerized refrigerator with WiFi and Bluetooth connectivity breaks after eight months but your grandmother’s 1965 refrigerator is still working fine.

  • @eamonia
    @eamonia 8 месяцев назад +3

    Your animations just keep getting better and better. Thanks for all the hard work, Quix.

  • @Charlielizard
    @Charlielizard 9 месяцев назад +3

    What an excellent story. Absolutely enjoy your videos.

  • @Hatasumi69
    @Hatasumi69 8 месяцев назад +1

    I love how Japan has a legal loophole to allow for criminal memoirs.

  • @peoplecallmepeechez
    @peoplecallmepeechez 7 месяцев назад +1

    I believe i heard some where that there was a theory that the motorcycle cop encouraged his son to take the cyanide in order to protect their family name, or something like that. The actual investigation and stuff is kind of interesting. Always cool to learn of a perfect heist

  • @yookalaylee2289
    @yookalaylee2289 9 месяцев назад +3

    Qxir is the only channel where RUclips stops to mention “viewer discretion” and I love it

    • @MeriaDuck
      @MeriaDuck 9 месяцев назад

      It did show a message for me

  • @Taomantom
    @Taomantom 9 месяцев назад +3

    awesome job!

  • @mhdsakeeksakeek7494
    @mhdsakeeksakeek7494 9 месяцев назад +2

    This has to be one of the best edited videos I'v seen in a while .
    absolutely amazing !!!

  • @woehr6
    @woehr6 8 месяцев назад

    I love these videos so much because of your voice. Normally RUclipsrs who do vids like this are such a drag to listen to your the complete opposite

  • @LonersGuide
    @LonersGuide 9 месяцев назад +3

    Another great video! FWIW, only two people can work in tandem.

  • @ozAqVvhhNue
    @ozAqVvhhNue 9 месяцев назад +6

    1:32 The 'wobble' in the image happens when you draw multiple images and switch between them. But I would have prefered it if only the policemen were wobbely. That way they would have stood out more. If the whole image wobbles, then it's more difficult on the eyes.

    • @Linuxabuser888
      @Linuxabuser888 9 месяцев назад +1

      alright tough guy you make the video then

    • @ozAqVvhhNue
      @ozAqVvhhNue 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@Linuxabuser888 That's a healthy reaction to constructive criticism that wasn't adressed to you.

    • @NeurodivergentSuperiority
      @NeurodivergentSuperiority 5 месяцев назад

      @@ozAqVvhhNue do you have autisim?

  • @olidouze8022
    @olidouze8022 9 месяцев назад +2

    Great video once again 👏

  • @Vernafveik
    @Vernafveik 9 месяцев назад +2

    Going into this I was expecting something a lot more darker due to the viewer discretion confirmation but it honestly wasn’t
    Good job on your part to be able to deliver a pretty funny story and not come off disrespectful towards those who had unfortunately lost their lives due to the incident

    • @Keznen
      @Keznen 7 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah, Google for some idiotic reason thinks suicide (a choice, and a valid one in many cases) is worse than brutal murders and sex crimes. It's ridiculous.

  • @MatterInMyMind
    @MatterInMyMind 9 месяцев назад +5

    Love a good "Rob the to feed the poor." Story. Much love from down under 💪🏼🇦🇺🤙🏼

    • @mrosskne
      @mrosskne 9 месяцев назад

      Yeah, what a nice story. Thanks to him, a bunch of kids aren't getting presents for Christmas and several people killed themselves.

    • @MatterInMyMind
      @MatterInMyMind 8 месяцев назад

      @@mrosskne Cry me a river Justin Timberlake

    • @elishafollet5347
      @elishafollet5347 8 месяцев назад

      We don't know if this was to help the poor or not tho, for all we know he most likely did for selfish desires and didn't even think nor cared for the poor.

    • @elishafollet5347
      @elishafollet5347 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@mrossknehe's not responsible for the deaths of those people tho, all he did was commit a non violent robbery, it was those people themselves who are at fault for ending themselves.

  • @opticfloyyyd
    @opticfloyyyd 9 месяцев назад +6

    Its a good day when Qxir uploads

  • @mikeblitzen
    @mikeblitzen 8 месяцев назад

    great, short vids!
    thank you for brevity and content!!!!