Using a SHELF as a disguise...
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Игры
"seductive whisper"
HELP 😭😭
😭😭😭
SEDUCE ME!
@@cosy_sweater spy gaming
*stock me*
help with what…?
It's all fun and games until the shelf stocks you.
Wow 😐
Bro💀
Oh that's gonna hurt 💀
should’ve been me😫
You mean stalks?
Remember, kids: if your manager is a jerk who gives you stupid instructions, malicious compliance is your friend, particularly if they've made the classic error of saying "I don't pay you to think." 😂
Yessssss nooooo I don't need a pay check that badly.😋😋😋😋
@@JackTalyorD some of us do. Must be nice not to have to pay rent.
@@peterclarke7006 no just good at saving and side hustle.
(One job I had at 16 construction)
Use to make more money 2 hours before work then all day.
Roll up to work 2 hours before start and camp out taking up 2 free 8 hours car parks 50 meters from the job with paid parking been $40 per day and was 500 meters away. Sold them for $20 each made $40 then start work $3.2 per hour.
Was always late as I had to then go park and walk 2 km away.
Cold drinks got me another $5-$20 profit
Food runs $5-20
$80 per day side hustle vs $32 per day apprentice carpenter
Boss told me if keep showing up late I would be out of a job.
I told him that's great and started doing newspaper and magazine ............
There always a way to make extra money so your not solely depending on one income question is is it worth the effort to time
Just get it in writing, to prevent a convenient case of amnesia
No, instead, remember if your employee starts acting crazy and talking to a completely empty shelf you can always give them a pay cut.
"Your boxes are so heavy on my shelf"
Hey 😐
My god its so hilarious.
why is alan just talking to an empty shelf??? Im siding with rowan on this one
Yeah like what is alan talking about
Its just a empty shelf?
Alan's brain finally broke into madness.
I'm surprised it took this long.
We're all tryna avoid that pay-cut😂😂
And why does it keep flipping to the shelf every so often
No there was a man behind it waiting to steal the products. That's who he was talking to.
Plot twist Alan has had a psychotic break from dealing with crappy bosses and is hallucinating now.
postraumatic syndrome from dealing with unstocked shells, Rowan and B.E.N. :D
"You know, we could nail up a nice promo right here in the middle of the shelf"
"Wow, these staples are just... Not sticking...
You know what, we have more room here! I'll just load them in in stacks of five! *roughly shoves boxes into the topshelf.*
@@widdershins3785 I was actually expecting Alan to really jam an oddly shaped & pointy box top & center.
"stocking the shelves isnt that loud Rowan"
Overwhelmed with slight disappointment
He should have said "Exactly so be quiet"😂😂😂
“Stock me”😂
Rowan must be working with the shelf...
The insurance policy for stolen merchandise is in Rowan's name...
The shelf has his stealth stat maxed out 😂
No, Rowan just got a Nat 1 on perception. Like always
@@TheQuark6789weirdly, all of his Wisdom based skill checks have negative modifiers. Curious...
Just the little sliding away is hilarious.
Plot Twist: it really isnt a guy dressed as a shelf, Alan is just going insane after too many years at PlayTech
"No you're not, shut up!" Killed me 💀
Ben is being shelf-ish😂😂
Let's hope Ben follows shelf and safety regulations 😂😂
😂😂😂
That time ben reincarnated as a shelf 😂
I was waiting for Alan to block Ben’s face with boxes, and for them to be too heavy to move the shelf, leaving him ironically trapped and suffocating.
I guess you could say he cast Disguise Shelf
Ben was caught red handed,red faced and red bodied
"Bish bish" "shiff shosh"😂
My new favorite phrase 😂
Bish bosh*
*Bish bosh shush shosh
Yea you just quoted something that is not on this video at all. 😅
When the shelf said “the grind is real”
*I stocked that*
Why does bro enjoy it 😭😭😭
Because he did this to rob them
"bish-bosh shush-shosh"
Probably top 10 Rowan lines
First box would have gone right in his face lol.
Incredible commitment to the art of acting such as this will not go unnoticed by the Academy.
‘Your boxes are so heavy on my shelf’ 😂😂
What in the name of cocaine is this.
Capitalism!
A lot of the aforementioned drug being done.
When you roll a 19 investigation check but your party member rolls a Nat 1
I would let him rob the store. Manager gets fired for that.
“No you’re not, shut up” I don’t know why but the delivery gets me. 😂
The red paint is flawless
I would stick whatever the heavier thing in the store is on the top shelf
Got to be one of my all time favourite Ben bored skits!! 🤣🤣🤣
Stocking shelfs isn't that loud rowan.
-ben wailing in pleasure.
😂
Poor Rowan having to deal with Alan standing there talking to a shelf instead of doing his job. I smell paycut
Stalk the shelf Alan!
you made it worse
He should’ve put boxes full of gaming bricks so then the shelf couldn’t move
Vision's part time job when Wanda is taking care of kids
The perfect way to rob a store
"Am i fully stocked?" Lol god i love this channel
Rowen: where did that shelf go?
Alen: the shelf got up and walked away
The shelf really like Alan stocking him up😂
Rowan: I shouldn't be able to hear you talking over the sound of shelves being stocked
Alan: Stocking shelves isn't that loud, Rowan
The shelves: YeeeeEEEEEEeeeesssss!!! Stock me!! aaaaaAAaaaaa
No, you missed the top shelf, throw a box right on "his face"
"would you stock me? Id stock me"
Alan will never defeat the cunning Ben. He's just to powerful with all his clever schemes.😂
Alan's defeated him a few times... the mouse my size, the change raise scam...
Rowan is like a tough dad. The way he raised his voice at Alan in this one "ALAN. Stock the damn shelf!" Definitely reminded me of my childhood 😂 i know yall are great actors because its hard to seperate yall from your roles. 10/10.
plot twist, he's insane and it is actually just a shelf
Kudos to Ben for enduring that red paint so close to his eyelids...impressive dedication there!! ❤
Stocking the shelves isnt that lo- hey you know what yes it is, "aggressively stocks the shelves with violent force, the screams of the shelf echo in Techtown"
Then... We will put items of our choice on it. Hmm... Yes... These bottles of compressed air and pc cleaning wipes look good.
My schizophrenic ahh: “ITS NOT A SHELF ITS A PERSON PRETENDING TO BE A SHELF”
At that point, he would get a punch to the face and rowan would ask why you were punching an empty shelf instead of a customer
When Rowen finally figures out his stock is missing, he will only have his shelf to blame.
Imagine waking up from surgery and your doctor says, "yeah, the maggots worked great!"
i mean if the boss tells you to stock it then you are free of responsibility
The most sophisticated heist ever pulled off
The shelf having a climax is what got me
His character always be a weird handsome man... Wait, i think the sane man here just Allan...
We need an extended version so we can see Ben walking out of the store with all the product on the shelf because we all know that was the plan all along.
"I get it the grind is real stock me " always kills me 😂😂
Everybody gangsta 'til the shelf starts walking
"You're a stockist." Lawl
and that's when you remind your manager that this is where the clearance items go.
Roses are red, cactus are prickly, holy shit that escalated quickly!😂
“Bish bosh, shush shosh”
That’s a new line in the books boys
cinematography has been increased with this one!
imma tell my patner tonight to
“ stock me “
💀
I would gladly be an rtx 4090 shelf at Microcenter the day they are re-stocking their inventory for an hour or two 😂
Ben's got "SHELF-defence"
Until my face is covered in boxes, Im not fully stocked.
This is just average manager behavior
“stocking shelves isn’t that loud Rowan”
“So stop talking.”
“Stocking the shelves isn’t that loud Rowan”
The shelf groaning/moaning every time you put a box on:
Well, the mistake is not stocking the top shelf first, very firmly. Ideally with something sharp.
that is one very vibrant red paint i wonder how hard it was to remove it.
Plot twist: The thief disguised himself as a shelf and convinced employee to stock his disguise.
When you identified as a shelf, and you want to be a shelf.
Alan is going bonkers
"stalk the shelf" NZ accent. STOCK THE SHELF.
Ben had too much fun with this.
"Rowan, the shelf is leaving!"
Bro really rolled a nat 20 deception check
"its that guy again" lol so all his visits are canon as the same client
Bro got disatvantage in perception💀
He should have stalked the shelf with the heaviest things he could find
Dude needs a support dog.
Plot twist, the guy really isnt there and Alan has finally gone off the deep end
Honestly, I was expecting it to be a real shelf and Alan was slowly losing it.
Legend says the self comes back every Friday 😂
"Rowan you stock the shelves"
"ugh goddamnit you're LITERALLY terrible"
*he reaches the Shelf, grab him by the hand*
*force him to punch the shelf in the 'face'*
unrealistic: By this point Alan wouldve stopped giving a shit
I would honestly do a malice compliance AFTER I record myself telling my manager that the shelf is a guy disguised as a shelf, and asking what would happen if i don't do it.
Someone is losing his job, and that someone not going to be me.
He'll be back and buy something with a big commission for Alan.
"The shelf seems to be loose Rowan, I need to hit it with a hammer. . . . . Oh dear, I don't seem to be strong enough, I wish there were someone stronger then me who could hammer this loose shelf back into position"
You got to wonder at what point are they just going to allow his business to implode on itself.
I love to think that Alan is actually crazy and shelf is just a shelf
surprised alan didnt just stock the top shelf aggressively.
"Stock me"
Honestly I thought at the end it would just be a regular shelf and Alan is loosing his mind lol