Can You Beat Baldur's Gate 3 While Doing Absolutely Nothing?

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @tickytickytango5634
    @tickytickytango5634 4 дня назад +567

    "How the hells did you get the netherstones?"
    "Oh, I stole them from an alternate dimension."

    • @ProxyGateTactician
      @ProxyGateTactician  4 дня назад +84

      I could ask the Emperor the same thing. How did he give me Kethric's? The squids got some explainin to do

    • @Starfloofle
      @Starfloofle 3 дня назад +29

      when the DM doesn't double check your inventory sheet and then is so exasperated by the fourth hour of not engaging with his plot that he just goes "fine. you have the netherstone. whatever."

    • @Nate7.75
      @Nate7.75 2 дня назад

      What is this Marvel?

  • @LeHoboBob
    @LeHoboBob 4 дня назад +1841

    Failsafing one netherstone and stealing TWO from the dev world is next level.

    • @ProxyGateTactician
      @ProxyGateTactician  4 дня назад +691

      None of the dead three's chosen were harmed in the making of this video

    • @ДмитрийОсипов-м9д
      @ДмитрийОсипов-м9д 4 дня назад +178

      ​@@ProxyGateTactician so ethical even a Paladin would be in tears

    • @jjacklevel
      @jjacklevel 4 дня назад +5

      It's last level

    • @Masterchifwin
      @Masterchifwin 3 дня назад +1

      Don't spoil the video...

    • @silvory7021
      @silvory7021 3 дня назад +15

      @@Masterchifwin Don't read the comments before watching a video that you don't want spoiled

  • @Jason-bd5iq
    @Jason-bd5iq 4 дня назад +832

    I’ve learned so much about the game from these challenge runs

  • @solomarkgulo
    @solomarkgulo 4 дня назад +536

    Just when I think Proxy has reached the limit of what you can/can't do in the game, he drops another challenge video

    • @ProxyGateTactician
      @ProxyGateTactician  4 дня назад +108

      Oh i've got loads of ideas. Time is the major issue

    • @Adealerofblackberry
      @Adealerofblackberry 4 дня назад +24

      bro he did nothing

    • @kyle8204
      @kyle8204 День назад +1

      Is there a build that let's you heal enemies to death? That could be an interesting challenge

  • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
    @PenguinWithInternetAccess 4 дня назад +320

    the Emperor bringing Ketheric's stone even when the party hasn't killed him proved that he is just too lazy to do it himself in regular playthroughs 🗿

  • @TheMossEnthusiast
    @TheMossEnthusiast 4 дня назад +293

    I love how you briefly make reference to insane time sinks required to get through stages of the game. I hope your sanity remains whole, Proxy

  • @ProxyGateTactician
    @ProxyGateTactician  4 дня назад +1014

    Thanks for watching nothing guys

    • @wook14010
      @wook14010 4 дня назад +80

      Thanks for nothing Proxy

    • @horizonbumpy2828
      @horizonbumpy2828 4 дня назад +3

      i don't think creating a second character to summon mage hand should be allowed, and mage hand itself, its something you control, especially how you use it in 4:17

    • @alanborges4392
      @alanborges4392 4 дня назад +8

      Another fantastic video

    • @gilded_lady
      @gilded_lady 4 дня назад +9

      I made sure to do nothing while watching nothing to keep in spirit of it all.

    • @ankitk236
      @ankitk236 4 дня назад

      bit sad that most of this was done via exploits and not legit means like covering yourself in arcane ward, armor of agathys thp, setting up spike growth etc out of combat and then luring the enemy and waiting them to finish themselves

  • @zeroxinski
    @zeroxinski 4 дня назад +138

    probably my favorite vid on this channel, stealing the stones from the dev plane is insane

  • @calbum7078
    @calbum7078 4 дня назад +230

    the story of a collection of goldbrickers who leave an angel to die, completely destroy the timeline, rob the Larian devs, and blow themselves up

    • @ProxyGateTactician
      @ProxyGateTactician  4 дня назад +63

      poor nightsong thought she escaped a life of imprisonment only to be moved from space to a rotting nasty mindflayer colony instead

  • @wekashipo7507
    @wekashipo7507 4 дня назад +75

    I'm terrified of what might come next.
    Beating BG3 without leaving character creation?
    Beating BG3 without making any inputs?
    Beating BG3 without starting the game?
    Beating BG3 without a computer?

    • @marykateharmon
      @marykateharmon 4 дня назад +13

      The last one is just larping.

    • @hi123452008
      @hi123452008 4 дня назад +8

      That's just playing D&D.

    • @loptrjotun7662
      @loptrjotun7662 3 дня назад +1

      Beating BG3 without installing the game

    • @Jorgon01
      @Jorgon01 2 дня назад +1

      Beating BG3 without owning the game.
      Beating BG3 without electricity.

    • @hi123452008
      @hi123452008 2 дня назад +3

      @@Jorgon01 Beating BG3 without owning the game is easy. 🏴‍☠
      Not recommended tho, Larian is a great company.

  • @shaeebutters8263
    @shaeebutters8263 4 дня назад +201

    I've been struggling with depression which has made me an insomniac and I just so happened to find your channel out of sheer dumb luck. I watch these videos when I can't sleep or when I try to sleep, and it has worked wonders. Thank you for sharing 😴

    • @ProxyGateTactician
      @ProxyGateTactician  4 дня назад +77

      Sorry to hear that, but i'm glad to help you even in a minor way.

    • @Mattsothelioma
      @Mattsothelioma 4 дня назад +9

      I love this kind of thing. *pause*
      Not your depression! That makes me sad and I wish you luck in recovery.
      But seeing people who talk about how something simple is able to help them out. To help slowly pick them up out of a gutter. That first step is always so small, and it can be anything. But it’s *everything*…
      And here I am waxing philosophical about a video where someone defeats Mega Kraang the Luigi way…
      Tldr.
      I really do offer my condolences. For what little the sympathy an internet stranger with a silly name is worth.

  • @YamatoCannon985
    @YamatoCannon985 4 дня назад +165

    That was the most unhinged playthrough I've ever seen.

    • @garmfilf2789
      @garmfilf2789 4 дня назад +3

      But he did nothing. It wasn't unhinged.

  • @MorganaEvelyn
    @MorganaEvelyn 4 дня назад +45

    Pixieport or Cowport is the most cursed tech I learnt from you thank you Proxy

    • @hoanganhvanderhoff465
      @hoanganhvanderhoff465 4 дня назад +4

      In your solo wizard run, you did that and skip the whole ketheric fight *mind blowing*

  • @jjacklevel
    @jjacklevel 4 дня назад +30

    A very polite game. It never interrupts your other conversations

  • @tired-snail
    @tired-snail 4 дня назад +135

    cat: can beat the game (other than that one door)
    using every action only once: can beat the game
    doing nothing: can beat the game
    disney princess: PENDING

  • @Eclyocy
    @Eclyocy 4 дня назад +23

    When you put a dead companion to Orin’s pocket, I thought “ha, now it would be easier to get that Netherstone from her…”
    And then you’ve teleported to a whole “pocket dimension”…
    🤯

  • @Allurian90
    @Allurian90 4 дня назад +16

    13:30 It's really Larian's fault for not letting the Beholder guide you through the finale

  • @jekkin8972
    @jekkin8972 4 дня назад +59

    Well this is sure gonna be a fun ride. Why is this guy so insane, true mad lad.

  • @halo6842
    @halo6842 4 дня назад +97

    Ive been watching these vids for a year and I'm still impressed every time. I hope the devs know about you. You know more about BG3 than i know about my own damn self lmao

    • @ProxyGateTactician
      @ProxyGateTactician  4 дня назад +78

      The owner of Larian actually shared one of my videos on twitter a few weeks ago, so that confirmed at least one of them have watched my videos. That was a big shock to me

    • @halo6842
      @halo6842 4 дня назад +7

      @ProxyGateTactician that's fucking awesome!

  • @OrigamiAhsoka
    @OrigamiAhsoka 4 дня назад +16

    I won’t lie, I thought this vid would be based on making dodge tanking builds with items that deal damage to enemies when they miss, but this was even more wild and funny. Glad to see mage hand getting as much creative use in bg3 as it does dnd 🙏

    • @gildeddrake1479
      @gildeddrake1479 4 дня назад +2

      i was 100% expecting the stupid helm that does radiant damage when enemies miss or some dead gale or dead girl necrotic aura.

    • @OrigamiAhsoka
      @OrigamiAhsoka 3 дня назад

      @ same LOL

  • @TheMurlocOracle
    @TheMurlocOracle 4 дня назад +40

    4:38 "Forget about White vans and free candy, just get yourself this new mage hand with evolved kidnapping capabilities. Kidnapping has never been so easy" - Some normal TV advertising probably

  • @KaiWolf18
    @KaiWolf18 3 дня назад +6

    I'll admit, you faked me out by bringing Gale along lol, loved the ending.
    I love how you turn this game from a high-fantasy rpg into a puzzle game

  • @korakys
    @korakys 3 дня назад +3

    I haven't stopped and skipped back to clarify more. You packed a crazy amount of tricks into this video!

  • @JhuliaSalviano
    @JhuliaSalviano 3 дня назад +2

    It reminds me of how it takes much more work to pretend I am working than the work itself. With that said I am watching this while I should be working. Great video!

  • @inigoaraluce8493
    @inigoaraluce8493 4 дня назад +13

    Crazy how you manage to outdo yourself each time man... I literally couldn't think of anything crazier than this 😂

  • @samhayes-astrion
    @samhayes-astrion 4 дня назад +11

    alternative title: Beating Baldur's Gate 3 by holding the characters accountable and making them solve their problems on their own.

  • @Dorumin
    @Dorumin 4 дня назад +8

    That plane with the three Orin clones seems like a fun place to be :^)

  • @turtlecheese8
    @turtlecheese8 4 дня назад +11

    I'd love to see a compilation of all the silly ideas you've tried that just didn't work out and fizzled in the first ten minutes or so.

    • @kingofgrim4761
      @kingofgrim4761 День назад

      Proxy gate best of 2024 fails/bloopers for challenge runs?

  • @lyravale1148
    @lyravale1148 4 дня назад +8

    Even though you did absolutely nothing, I've never been more impressed. Thanks Proxy ♥

  • @kirant
    @kirant 4 дня назад +5

    I'd like to believe "we stole a Netherstone from a room with three Orins, Gortash, and a sheep" is canonical in this game.

  • @alsknbullwrm
    @alsknbullwrm 4 дня назад +99

    1:10 you can WHAT

    • @Meyna86
      @Meyna86 4 дня назад +17

      My GPU just went into witness protection after watching this video.
      4-player self-co-op, here I come.

    • @DuskMageNecrozma
      @DuskMageNecrozma 4 дня назад +12

      Mage Hand isn't available so he has to get off the old-fashioned way
      Get off the Nautiloid, of course

    • @dotXyore
      @dotXyore 4 дня назад +1

      @@DuskMageNecrozma I love you for that.

  • @Quxxnstars
    @Quxxnstars День назад +2

    I don't know how you manage to outdo yourself every time with these challenges, but here we are, yet again! I legitimately laughed until I cried, this was amazing to watch.

  • @bixusmaleficus
    @bixusmaleficus 2 дня назад +2

    Proxy does it again! Or... does nothing? Genius! Thank you for another piece of quality entertainment!

  • @MagpieMcGraw
    @MagpieMcGraw 4 дня назад +6

    I thought this was going to be a run using my favorite build: Holy Lance Helm + Luminous Armor + Boots of Stormy Clamor.

  • @alfrink1c
    @alfrink1c 4 дня назад +5

    I feel like Proxy's writing has gotten so much better and sassier. I laughed outloud at some parts I didnt expect

  • @elisitchin3279
    @elisitchin3279 4 дня назад +2

    I... I have no idea how any challenge run could top this one. Well done.

  • @randomgirl6947
    @randomgirl6947 4 дня назад +3

    I know everyone here jokes about the next video being "Can you beat BG3 without playing BG3", but hear me out:
    What if there was a way to control 2 games at the same time? Like your inputs being registered in both games simultaneously. Imagine playing something like Minecraft while trying to beat the nautiloid fight. Idk how much the controls overlap, re-binding the keys would probably be necessary to make gameplay of both games more smooth. But maybe it could work?
    Idk if this is possible, I don't even play on pc, but if it is maybe you could try to pull it off? Love your vids btw❤️

  • @twelvelemons1182
    @twelvelemons1182 4 дня назад +3

    Glad to see my main man Gale gets to survive one of these challenge videos for once lol. He deserves it after all the suffering he’s usually put through

  • @enderkitty6668
    @enderkitty6668 4 дня назад +4

    i've always wanted to watch a proxy video this level of live, thanks for another one Proxy!

  • @valeon7303
    @valeon7303 4 дня назад +5

    I live in great fear of you. I've done burs of build crafting, strategizing, and looting... and you beat the game with just a mage hand and a jar.

  • @MajorTanya
    @MajorTanya 4 дня назад +30

    Oh boy this is going to be a blast ❤ thanks for the video, Proxy

  • @neutrality4660
    @neutrality4660 4 дня назад +2

    10/10 lol getting closer to that 100k Proxy!!! You deserve it man, good vid as always

  • @FazeCShot
    @FazeCShot 4 дня назад +20

    Seeing the fairy bell skip work is so cool, awesome video

    • @ProxyGateTactician
      @ProxyGateTactician  4 дня назад +8

      Found that one day by complete accident a few months ago and was looking forward to finding a good video to show it off in.

    • @FazeCShot
      @FazeCShot 4 дня назад +2

      ​@@ProxyGateTactician I heard bouch mention it and have been hoping you would!

    • @ProxyGateTactician
      @ProxyGateTactician  4 дня назад +7

      @@FazeCShot Right it didn't work when he tried, and the reason is the rooftop fight with nightsong must be done for the kethric skip to work.

    • @FazeCShot
      @FazeCShot 4 дня назад +2

      @ProxyGateTactician good to know, insane effort as always man

    • @karlwittenburg5868
      @karlwittenburg5868 4 дня назад

      @@ProxyGateTacticianyou _have to_ do that fight? It doesn’t work if you let Balthazar take Aylin?

  • @mahdiabr3019
    @mahdiabr3019 4 дня назад +5

    doing nothing he says , bro broke the fabric of reality and the 4th wall at same time

  • @jekkin8972
    @jekkin8972 4 дня назад +18

    THE MUSIC IS GLORIOUS. Imma go fry some zerg

  • @naninyan
    @naninyan 4 дня назад +19

    Rumors say Mage Hand's original form had a back, but it had since lost forever as carrying too hard for this challenge.

  • @RandomPerson-zy5pr
    @RandomPerson-zy5pr 4 дня назад +5

    Game will say that MC saved the world from destruction, but he was actually just a tourist

  • @LeHoboBob
    @LeHoboBob 4 дня назад +11

    You just added Bigby's Hand to BG3.

  • @danielallen7988
    @danielallen7988 4 дня назад +11

    Can you beat Baldur’s Gate 3, while not beating Baldur’s Gate 3 next fs

  • @Louves192
    @Louves192 4 дня назад +2

    13:25 Something similar happened to me in my last honour mode run. One of the Orpheus honour guards was still alive for some reason, which caused the Emperor to turn hostile towards me and he left.

  • @ButtersTM
    @ButtersTM 4 дня назад +4

    It cutting to you kidnapping a skeleton really got me lmao

  • @SeekerTerminarch
    @SeekerTerminarch 4 дня назад +2

    The "afk" run has been such an interesting concept for me in many games. Set up as much as you want, but once combat starts its hands off.
    Things tend to get really strange really quickly lol

  • @Onebadterran
    @Onebadterran 4 дня назад +5

    Wait, how the heck did you get back to Act 2 and respawn a bunch of NPCs? This is a fascinating revelation

    • @ProxyGateTactician
      @ProxyGateTactician  4 дня назад +4

      I used the artifact after clicking long rest at the camp within 1 second and it finished the long rest but didn’t kick me out of camp. Then I was allowed to waypoint back to act 2 strangely enough

  • @LordAryu
    @LordAryu 4 дня назад +3

    This is probably the wildest bg3 challenge run I've ever seen 😂

  • @tsifirakiehl4250
    @tsifirakiehl4250 4 дня назад +3

    I’d leave a link to the TVTropes page for “Laborious Laziness,” but that would require me to do something.

  • @frozenroseberry
    @frozenroseberry 4 дня назад +2

    That was hell of a playthrough. Great video, waitin' for more

  • @Aci_yt
    @Aci_yt 4 дня назад +3

    Okay SURELY he can't one-up this one

  • @ipad3kelarens574
    @ipad3kelarens574 4 дня назад +3

    The way this challenges are going, I have a feeling the next one gonna be "beating baldurs gate by not playing baldurs gate"

  • @stagnant19
    @stagnant19 4 дня назад +12

    New Proxy video on my birthday? Thanks for doing nothing

  • @ovencake523
    @ovencake523 4 дня назад +1

    this is a new level of insanity and i love it
    i dont know what award you won from this but you won it

  • @SamsonScorpio
    @SamsonScorpio 2 дня назад +1

    That was an amazingly through study of a brilliant game. You are very committed to your content.

  • @chia1jon
    @chia1jon 3 дня назад +2

    Most challenge runs have a “Whelp, sorry guys, this part is impossible without breaking our rules.” But no you really did nothing.

  • @KamisatoArtHyouka
    @KamisatoArtHyouka 4 дня назад +22

    Babe wake up, new Proxy Gate Tactician Videos just dropped.

  • @seihoukei-streams
    @seihoukei-streams 4 дня назад +9

    That Pixie trick is huge game changer, and we've already found some fun uses for it. There's an alternative to it that's harder to apply but does not require the bell / is not prevented by having pixie blessing - you can resolve Polymorph on yourself. Tranfsorming either way seems to prevent wuite few things from happening and allows some minor skips. So, thank you for this beautiful base discovery~

    • @ProxyGateTactician
      @ProxyGateTactician  4 дня назад +1

      Oh really I haven’t heard about those kind of curious what else people have found

    • @seihoukei-streams
      @seihoukei-streams 3 дня назад +3

      @@ProxyGateTactician As an example of my findings that would be relevant for this run - you can get to opposite side of Astral prism fight if you become polymorphed and invisible (I could not manage enough movement with Dolly's one turn). There are few spots on very far end that are out of trigger area. Then you can place cloud of dagger behind a monk and throw caustic bulb into it. Caustic bulb would be broken by cloud of dagegrs and its damage would not be attributed to you and it would not trigger the cutscene, and they slowly melt down. Two on floating rocks are easier, ones hitting intellect devourers are more tricky because of elevation.
      EDIT: Another funny use is dollymorphing during last second of countdown when crashing creche. You can be standing inside but if you time it right, game does not kill you but teleports outside. Still, can be tricky, I failed it first time live XD
      Another thing is dollymorphing during forced Voss night when you have Lae'zel and killed W'wargaz/been to Astral Prism. It just ends the night and gets you wherever you were going.
      Yet another thing (that I actually found before learning about Dollyporting) is attacking Voss in Act 1 with some summon (I used Connor) while dollymorphed. So far in my testing, it made Voss NOT leave and also NOT gain (or maybe lose?) invulnerability that he gets there.

  • @philgroves7694
    @philgroves7694 4 дня назад

    This is truly the BEST video of a BG3 playthrough I've seen yet! Thanks!

  • @Synthia17
    @Synthia17 4 дня назад +1

    Man, a dev reacting to those challenges would be a one hell of a video

  • @goelandz878
    @goelandz878 4 дня назад +1

    Most youtuber : I finish BG3 with only a salami heroic solo.
    Proxy: I finish BG3 while doing nothing.
    Which is way more interesting.

  • @toomuchstuff_notenoughspace
    @toomuchstuff_notenoughspace 4 дня назад +4

    love waking up to a big hearty bowl of proxy first thing in the morning

  • @aremamarang
    @aremamarang 4 дня назад +1

    Just when I thought you were out of tricks you do pull this off. Great video

  • @tatotato85
    @tatotato85 4 дня назад +1

    Did nothing and yet is the wildest playthrough i have ever watched

  • @nyjel2813
    @nyjel2813 4 дня назад +7

    Alright, fine, I’ll subscribe

  • @crystallake6159
    @crystallake6159 4 дня назад +1

    I see that a lot of people don't know about it. The portal you need to reach during the required battle with the gith in the camp is almost impossible to use if you stand too close, but you can right-click on its image on the battle queue and use it that way if your character stands close enough. If they didn't changed it ofc

  • @Alttoviulu92
    @Alttoviulu92 3 дня назад +1

    Hilarious watch, and also a learning experience. Who would have known that mage hand is so handy?

  • @matthewjackman8410
    @matthewjackman8410 3 дня назад +1

    Having the prism while being in the prism....
    Reminds me of the guy with the leather sack that contains the whole universe

  • @JadedJasantha
    @JadedJasantha 4 дня назад +1

    That's amazing, ingenious, astounding, everything-but-the-show-stopping

  • @zukuu
    @zukuu 4 дня назад +2

    But can you beat baldurs gate by talking without using the '1' dialogue option?

  • @friedwithrice
    @friedwithrice 4 дня назад +1

    I love your videos, I feel like you've become more confident in your humor and i love it. You're so funny

  • @Master_Kragnar
    @Master_Kragnar 4 дня назад +3

    Love the StarCraft 2 music in the background!!

  • @daviddavidsson6243
    @daviddavidsson6243 4 дня назад +2

    And here I thought you were gonna use Armor of Agathys 🤣

  • @biteso2333
    @biteso2333 4 дня назад +1

    That's nuts, I genuinely don't know how this could be topped.

  • @JostleJins
    @JostleJins 4 дня назад +1

    It’s finally here… I both feared and knew this day would come

  • @itscarlosreally
    @itscarlosreally 3 дня назад +1

    I just finished my first playthrough yesterday.
    This...made me question so many things.

  • @150booyadragon
    @150booyadragon 2 дня назад +2

    Wouldn't casting mage hand, then controlling mage hand, be the definition of "doing something"?

    • @ProxyGateTactician
      @ProxyGateTactician  2 дня назад +2

      I explained the rules 15 seconds into the video. It’s ok by my rules

  • @DJdopaminCZ
    @DJdopaminCZ 3 дня назад +1

    I love people with such game obsession they can turn it inside out. Respect my man ❤️ I subscribe

  • @joeytedesco9032
    @joeytedesco9032 4 дня назад +1

    Omg...the trick to skip Ketheric/Myrkul. Next level

  • @orangenschwestern5005
    @orangenschwestern5005 4 дня назад

    Just the Chaos I needed today. Very cool. One moment you have your sanity the next you lose it all when he bugs himself into the developer area. Love it

  • @Pedrogamin1205
    @Pedrogamin1205 4 дня назад +5

    video aint even finished, but people already commenting (yes i get the irony)

  • @LoFiAxolotl
    @LoFiAxolotl 4 дня назад +1

    TOTALLY NORMAL Bg3 attempt... this might be my favorite video of 2024

  • @mavor101
    @mavor101 4 дня назад +1

    This run should be renamed "Also known as: why invisibility in BG3 is insanely OP"

  • @deutscher1a
    @deutscher1a 2 дня назад +1

    Being a subscriber is a rare achievement im proud to have

  • @MAK-Man
    @MAK-Man 4 дня назад +2

    7:25
    I got called out so hard here.... I'll subscribe

  • @matolies
    @matolies 4 дня назад +2

    7:32 What do you mean IF you could? If that mage hand in my house wasn't yours, whose was it? Who did it subscribe to?

  • @troublemaker1778
    @troublemaker1778 День назад +1

    Good job dude! Genuinely an insane video!

  • @pokemoji4401
    @pokemoji4401 4 дня назад +2

    The fact that you didn't name him luigi is criminal

  • @Morfalath
    @Morfalath 4 дня назад +2

    skipping the ketheric fight was so wild, i subbed

  • @TheCuriousFan1
    @TheCuriousFan1 4 дня назад +1

    Laziness has a strange tendency to end up with more work in the end so that checks out with this video.

  • @eduardorickrot4763
    @eduardorickrot4763 4 дня назад +1

    Next, beating baldur's gate 3 by just having shadowheart and laezel fight each other all the time (I'm sure there's a way)

  • @gideon.drake31
    @gideon.drake31 4 дня назад +1

    If there’s anything that deserves a sub, it’s this

  • @blueboltshrimp
    @blueboltshrimp День назад +1

    wow.... the dedication to be like "3 hours later X happened" "tried another 5 hours on this thing" incredible
    guess you've mage handed my subscribe button

  • @Heldojin
    @Heldojin 4 дня назад +15

    Jesus Christ, are you a Netherbrain in disguise!? Amazing work again.