HITMAN SHOOTS HIS OWN CUSTOMERS! | PGN

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  • Опубликовано: 21 окт 2024
  • Today in GTA 5 Roleplay - I become a hitman and target my own customers (who hired me to shoot someone else) and this happens...
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  • @jmwFILMS
    @jmwFILMS  3 года назад +158

    I AM BACK! (just got moved into my new place)
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  • @MajorXBravo
    @MajorXBravo 3 года назад +316

    HITMAN SHOOTS CUSTOMERS
    Me: You are a bad guy, but that doesn't make you a "bad guy"?

    • @eggbois6957
      @eggbois6957 3 года назад +6

      Nathan Lapow task failed successfully

    • @blondeplants1133
      @blondeplants1133 3 года назад +1

      @@eggbois6957 thats exactly what I said lol

  • @commanderneyo7903
    @commanderneyo7903 3 года назад +366

    Phone call.....
    JMW: "Target is in sight."
    Contractee: "Do it."
    JMW: "There's just one complication."
    Contractee: "What's that?"
    JMW: "The other guy pays better."

    • @lyftey542
      @lyftey542 3 года назад +8

      I won't forget about order 66

    • @commanderneyo7903
      @commanderneyo7903 3 года назад +15

      @@lyftey542 Stass Allie had it coming. She kept making turns and lane changes without using the blinkers on her speeder. My homeboy Sidious just gave me the green-light. I was already itching. CC-8826 over and out.

    • @lyftey542
      @lyftey542 3 года назад +5

      @@commanderneyo7903 lmao

    • @OpRaven-62
      @OpRaven-62 3 года назад +7

      That would actually be a cool rp. Have the 2 people make a bidding war, and the one that pays the highest survivies, and the one that doesn't have enough gets hunted down and killed for wasting your time.

    • @Salmangiga
      @Salmangiga 3 года назад +1

      Timestamps?or you make this your own

  • @waddup1253
    @waddup1253 3 года назад +354

    Either way he does his job

    • @Swoosh_TV
      @Swoosh_TV 3 года назад +4

      ruclips.net/video/_VUFvZHMTmM/видео.html LMAOOO 😂😂😂

    • @FinerGore
      @FinerGore 3 года назад +16

      @@Swoosh_TV no

    • @user-wv4oy7pv3c
      @user-wv4oy7pv3c 3 года назад +12

      @@Swoosh_TV I shall not click this link

    • @kinggooseiv9191
      @kinggooseiv9191 3 года назад +12

      @@Swoosh_TV mans really just put his own RUclips video here wow Original

    • @bhsync8241
      @bhsync8241 3 года назад +1

      Fax

  • @blondeplants1133
    @blondeplants1133 3 года назад +510

    This whole video is just “task failed successfully”

    • @tsunsu
      @tsunsu 3 года назад +3

      Pretty much

    • @R7G18
      @R7G18 3 года назад +3

      it was doomed from the start lmao

    • @Arcintious
      @Arcintious 3 года назад +15

      bad man hire bad man to kill good man but bad man kill bad man then bad man become good man

    • @darkvpr3211
      @darkvpr3211 3 года назад +6

      @@Arcintious yes bad man good murderer man now

    • @Arcintious
      @Arcintious 3 года назад +8

      @@darkvpr3211 yes bad man kill bad man to become good man

  • @pepdor2692
    @pepdor2692 3 года назад +188

    #idea go around telling people to do things that they are already doing but be really weird about it like it’s some mission impossible shit

  • @starboundries9296
    @starboundries9296 3 года назад +94

    JMW: Killing his clients
    Person he place a hit on: So I live another day

  • @AkumaNoAkuma
    @AkumaNoAkuma 3 года назад +88

    #idea send people on a "permanent vacation" but its actually a vacation.

    • @papajohn5279
      @papajohn5279 3 года назад

      Darn! You stole my idea!

    • @H4tr3df0ryou
      @H4tr3df0ryou 3 года назад +1

      @@papajohn5279 can I have some cheese pizza and cheese sticks thank you

    • @thomasgodar
      @thomasgodar 3 года назад +1

      Travel agent being confused as hitman.

    • @Briskedshasra
      @Briskedshasra 3 года назад

      @@papajohn5279 can i get a pepperoni pizza with some cheese sticks
      very appreciated

  • @totallyweird2523
    @totallyweird2523 3 года назад +74

    #idea Be a taxi driver that talks a lot and ends up saying randomly that they have killed annoying passengers. A little while later you start being annoyed with how far away they asked you to drive or something like that

  • @FallenX.
    @FallenX. 3 года назад +9

    4:57 and thats how zakhaev truly lost his arm

  • @childish8469
    @childish8469 3 года назад +89

    #idea play as a delusional person and crash into objects with a car in front of players. Then try to exchange insurance with the object.

    • @potatosan2732
      @potatosan2732 3 года назад +2

      Pretty funny idea

    • @childish8469
      @childish8469 3 года назад +1

      @@potatosan2732 thx.

    • @thatguyproxy7948
      @thatguyproxy7948 3 года назад

      I play with Treyten when I’m on RedlineRP and not in my the DojRP. What a coincidence. #EliteSucksAtDriving

    • @childish8469
      @childish8469 3 года назад

      @@thatguyproxy7948 lol what a coincidence. #elitesucksatdriving #elanipsucksatdriving

  • @SudoSlick
    @SudoSlick 3 года назад +14

    "uhh ughhh....... NO REFUNDS"

  • @LucifersVanity
    @LucifersVanity 3 года назад +23

    This is what I needed today:)

  • @lewisthomas898
    @lewisthomas898 3 года назад +9

    I'm dead when he started counting the two grand in ones 😂😂

  • @madmandevon394
    @madmandevon394 3 года назад +15

    Clicked on this as soon as I saw the notification, keep up the amazing work

  • @TheRealLemongrab
    @TheRealLemongrab 3 года назад +3

    I-i-I-I-..... NO REFUNDS!!! “ends call”

  • @NCshooter1213
    @NCshooter1213 3 года назад +7

    Its 1am an im laying in bed trying to quietly watch this while my wife is asleep beside me. I actually woke her up laughing at this shit. Awesome vid my dude funny as hell

  • @gavin240z2
    @gavin240z2 3 года назад +61

    #idea: hire a hitman and dress up like the guy u want killed, it should be hilarious 😂😂

  • @mattp8466
    @mattp8466 3 года назад +6

    That was amazing lmao, perfect way to end the night, good job James

  • @mememan7515
    @mememan7515 3 года назад +14

    My brains cooked like noodle. That's the funniest thing I've ever heard and I dont know why *EDIT wow I got a heart from jmw my life goals are all accomplished now

  • @jamess.2689
    @jamess.2689 3 года назад +3

    If you really think about it, it's genius business model. You killed the only witness and got paid lmaoo! Love the videos dude, been watching since the gmod days!

  • @Mikko21
    @Mikko21 2 года назад +1

    This is my favorite for quite some time and I always rewatch this when I feel down. Brings so much fun to me hahaha!

  • @Gasa-nova
    @Gasa-nova 3 года назад +5

    I’m dying cause of the magicians voice

  • @Leopardts
    @Leopardts 3 года назад +2

    I'm honesty really glad you shot the guy who hired a hit on me twice instead of shooting me ahahaha

  • @bgubs07
    @bgubs07 3 года назад +1

    Lmaoooo, I haven't laughed so hard at a simple RP in so long! Him being so clueless made it so much better

  • @countryboys7342
    @countryboys7342 3 года назад +1

    I don’t know how but this guy is making me happy again hell I laughed so hard I cried 😂

  • @Haydenthagoat95
    @Haydenthagoat95 3 года назад +4

    Love your hard work and dedication

  • @PhonyMood
    @PhonyMood 3 года назад

    21:27 bro the cop in the background just went “YEET”

  • @ethanbakerthealienking
    @ethanbakerthealienking 3 года назад

    I loved how they put a hit out on each other....and they both were shot!

  • @superduperlayne977
    @superduperlayne977 2 года назад +2

    He should do one where he actually brings the person on a vacation

  • @burgerbandit3646
    @burgerbandit3646 3 года назад

    You have the *BEST* Gta RP content and probably GTA content period. The way you really go into character and make them completely different is amazing. I always find myself crying laughing watching these. Love the content man, keep it up 💯

  • @monkeman6470
    @monkeman6470 3 года назад +1

    I wish he would do this again. This is very entertaining and funny.

  • @mintytrublu218
    @mintytrublu218 3 года назад +4

    “I uh uh NO REFUNDS” lmao

  • @H3LLHOUNDFTW
    @H3LLHOUNDFTW 3 года назад +5

    #idea
    Step 1: Romeo Hearse Painted White
    Step 2: Put white-wall tires on said hearse
    Step 3: Ghost Busters

    • @jake5476
      @jake5476 3 года назад +1

      They’d probably get the Real Ecto - 1

  • @levothy
    @levothy 3 года назад

    This is the perfect “If you want it done right, just do it yourself”

  • @jokersbiden4333
    @jokersbiden4333 3 года назад +51

    #idea Do an event related to the event “The Mist”

    • @anthony9845
      @anthony9845 3 года назад +3

      Yesss

    • @drivingstudios6151
      @drivingstudios6151 3 года назад +3

      That would be great

    • @ImTheDeedz
      @ImTheDeedz 3 года назад

      The movie “mist” and this needs to happen!!!

    • @AZ1LE007
      @AZ1LE007 3 года назад

      YEAH! he totally needs to do it because it would be so cool!

    • @jokersbiden4333
      @jokersbiden4333 3 года назад

      @@AZ1LE007 yep.

  • @davv1dd
    @davv1dd 3 года назад +2

    Gonna finish my work here, then go watch this! Keep up the great job man.

  • @Anthony-vc2fd
    @Anthony-vc2fd 3 года назад +3

    I love how the Mini Cooper guy was the original target, and the reason he was getting a hitman is because of the no nuts guy calling the old man to kill him and he called the same old man😂

  • @notabot855
    @notabot855 3 года назад

    I yelled "No Refunds" right before you said it lmao perfect

  • @mellaniefunderburk8009
    @mellaniefunderburk8009 3 года назад +6

    #idea run around sandy shores as a confused caveman and only speak in grunts and weird breathing

  • @TheRealChappers
    @TheRealChappers 3 года назад +14

    #idea can you have Harold hold a open wheel race across the map

    • @valftwla6072
      @valftwla6072 3 года назад

      He doesn’t really do Harold suggestions cause he’s done them too much good idea though

    • @kariyl
      @kariyl 3 года назад

      @@valftwla6072How do you know

  • @zombiedemon2042
    @zombiedemon2042 3 года назад +1

    Never mess with the old man

  • @andrewheaton2260
    @andrewheaton2260 3 года назад +6

    Say the same thing as "LONG vacation" but using the money the people gave you to take out the person, to get the other person a literal "LONG vacation" I feel like that could be funny.

  • @iconicwastaken
    @iconicwastaken 3 года назад +7

    I feel bad for the people that came to buy something and have a normal day in Los Santos.

  • @Comet_Brilliance
    @Comet_Brilliance 3 года назад +1

    continue the always smiling guy series!

  • @tomaseeno115
    @tomaseeno115 3 года назад +2

    I commented this idea a while back, so glad you did it 👍

  • @hickory45acp31
    @hickory45acp31 3 года назад +2

    Such an underrated channel. Great content!

  • @Cruddzoy
    @Cruddzoy 3 года назад

    Man watching ur videos makes time fly, and I just can't stop clicking on them

  • @the_beansta
    @the_beansta 3 года назад +2

    You should hire hitmen and describe the target as the hitmen, I feel like their reaction would be great especially to the hitmen who do not realize they ate the target and go on a wild goose chase.

  • @raz940
    @raz940 3 года назад +1

    Lol that was too good so I’m watching it again

  • @user-wv4oy7pv3c
    @user-wv4oy7pv3c 3 года назад +7

    #idea do a Scp 173 rp and when they look at you for more than a second go invisible and reappear then kill them, and if they dont look at you do the same but just kill them

  • @TTVRESPIVERL
    @TTVRESPIVERL 3 года назад +2

    I just feel like I can’t live if u don’t post cause I’m kind of addicted to this channels amazing ideas and videos😳

  • @Yeonjikayyyyy
    @Yeonjikayyyyy 3 года назад

    Keep up the good work jmwFILMS I’m always wanting to watch more of your videos because they keep on getting better and better

  • @vinniedrawsart1917
    @vinniedrawsart1917 3 года назад

    59 impala! Great choice of car! Epic my dude

  • @paladinprime9313
    @paladinprime9313 3 года назад

    He has done so much.. Like legit. He became 0 to 500k.. He probably thought he would never make it to 500k. But he did. I love your Videos Jmw and i hope you dont give up because these are pure entertainment.

  • @lifepharmacy8741
    @lifepharmacy8741 3 года назад +25

    #idea Be God and pick a random player to become a prophet/messiah and help them do miracles. The goal is to create a religion.

  • @5themperordj93
    @5themperordj93 3 года назад +1

    I love the Spider-Man music

  • @gagedenton3646
    @gagedenton3646 3 года назад

    I spit out my drink when he said "I spent it on HooHaa."

  • @anidiot8900
    @anidiot8900 3 года назад +2

    I havent watched the video yet but the idea sounds dope

  • @landencummings9184
    @landencummings9184 3 года назад +4

    He's doing the right thing by killing them instead of killing the other person.

  • @ACCOUNTREMOVEDPENDINGREVIEW
    @ACCOUNTREMOVEDPENDINGREVIEW 3 года назад +1

    #idea Do this but you’re actually a holiday planner who helps people choose holiday destinations. Literally long vacations.

  • @idkJustAkarp
    @idkJustAkarp 3 года назад

    was going for his pride I laughed so hard I got sent the shadow realm

  • @schwifty5628
    @schwifty5628 3 года назад +2

    Entertaining as usual, keep up the great content!!

  • @mobileteame2141
    @mobileteame2141 2 года назад

    I love this thrill of this Role-play🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️

  • @ricardoesteban.8826
    @ricardoesteban.8826 3 года назад

    Still funny after a long long time since I watch this video.🤣🤣🤣

  • @nexuslockpoint2468
    @nexuslockpoint2468 3 года назад +51

    HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE, 1 view and 40 comments

  • @DaylightZS
    @DaylightZS 3 года назад

    The hitmans car is beautiful

  • @demonwithdementia9750
    @demonwithdementia9750 3 года назад +1

    A hitman that just punches the victim

  • @scottchew8358
    @scottchew8358 3 года назад +1

    If a hit Man U hired killed u on accident that will be straight up insane karma

  • @palingoebel4361
    @palingoebel4361 3 года назад

    IT IS AMAZING YOU ACTUALLY GOT LET GO BY THE COPS FOR KILLING PEOPLE!!!!

  • @thefirstswede8966
    @thefirstswede8966 3 года назад

    Jmw we need more of this or that mountain killer

  • @srijanpallem7807
    @srijanpallem7807 3 года назад

    The target pulled up a big uno reverse card on this one.

  • @kathifidalgo0
    @kathifidalgo0 3 года назад +1

    Love your videos as always

  • @shush4151
    @shush4151 3 года назад +1

    You should do this again but actually send the people on vacation, like give them a plane ticket and stuff😂😂

  • @jouniairplanevideos
    @jouniairplanevideos 3 года назад

    "Goddamned your the third one today" i couldn't stop laughing!!🤣

  • @dawsonpeterson8566
    @dawsonpeterson8566 3 года назад

    I love the song I started liking the music off your videos

  • @Rebelgiggly2
    @Rebelgiggly2 3 года назад +1

    You should raid sandy shores with imperial walkers

  • @MattShred
    @MattShred 3 года назад +1

    You should start a parkour group and start parkoring every where in the city and the cop station.

  • @Gucci-Provolene
    @Gucci-Provolene 3 года назад

    Love the 62 61 Impala ss

  • @f.f5771
    @f.f5771 3 года назад +1

    5:22 ok grunkle stan

  • @ballard1639
    @ballard1639 3 года назад

    When he explained the video I was dying lol😂

  • @nibblrzlynx9746
    @nibblrzlynx9746 3 года назад

    There vids are actually so well made... good job!

  • @haydenshuffield5482
    @haydenshuffield5482 3 года назад +1

    This Is the funniest video keep up the videos

  • @shapirboaz4539
    @shapirboaz4539 3 года назад

    the dog floated for a min

  • @brunex1266
    @brunex1266 3 года назад

    Every video you make it makes my day

  • @hush6149
    @hush6149 3 года назад

    I feel like nobody quite appreciates James' choice in cars for each character

  • @11kimczi
    @11kimczi 3 года назад

    omg look at this beautiful chevrolet biscayne from 59

  • @Pack0
    @Pack0 3 года назад

    Lets salute the man,he sacrificed his future generations by mistake

  • @CarlJohnsonGroveStreet
    @CarlJohnsonGroveStreet 3 года назад

    That 59 Impala is my dream car

  • @Ethan-si7er
    @Ethan-si7er 2 года назад

    This is my new favorite video please do more

  • @randomvids8373
    @randomvids8373 3 года назад

    I mean like it fair because he is a reverse hit man. He saves the good life and kills the bad life.

  • @jeremyd5527
    @jeremyd5527 3 года назад

    great video , such a greasy smiley hitman

  • @4451-john
    @4451-john 3 года назад

    This is like Mr. Right all over again but in GTA 5 RP lol

  • @Radiotf2
    @Radiotf2 3 года назад

    Become a storm chaser and when police pull you over you predict a Tornado.

  • @stealth8094
    @stealth8094 3 года назад

    21:33 Rip Cop

  • @nairdan6472
    @nairdan6472 3 года назад +1

    Oh god I've never noticed the SCP getting near in the intro.

  • @kindsnapped3363
    @kindsnapped3363 3 года назад

    "long vacations" = plane ticket + hotel + food

  • @yeahyee4394
    @yeahyee4394 3 года назад

    When the hit man becomes the hit

  • @gasmonkey2687
    @gasmonkey2687 3 года назад

    I’m so glad I got on RUclips or else I wouldn’t have watched this until tonight or tomorrow.

  • @izlxnewxlf5026
    @izlxnewxlf5026 3 года назад

    8:18
    James gets brake checked 😂