Everyone take notes. Notice how the two guys didn’t get offended? Notice how they had a good time and laughed about it? I will wager somewhere someone is offended for them.
@@Sunrah yeah I get what y’all are saying and I know it’s true. I’m just basically trying to say that the the white lady will 100% be a whole leftist. Like I meant regardless of skin color or gender it will definitely be a woke liberal taking that position.
@@firas11soccer20 I've traveled a lot. It's very rare someone who can understand where Pakistan is. Let alone the intricacies of their and neighboring countries and how each religious group, government body, and culture interacts.
@@midwestweirdo visiting your neighbouring states doesn't make you a traveller boy Literally everyone knows where Pakistan is on a map, you're just American nothing else
@@anshum_kj I've been across the globe. Whether with the military or personal reasons. I'd recommend not assuming that. But I'll take the next few months and survey as many people around the world as I can to test your theory. I'll report back soon
Lol, I wouldn't say always .. at this one show, a comedian was insulting a white girl's Asian boyfriend.. Ended up with the bf throwing hands and pulling him off the stage lol..
@@shaybs How come it became racist ? You pakistanis literally created taliban and destroyed Afghanistan. Ask your military father, who now lives in London.
Why though? Taliban is mainly pashtun and there are many pashtun in Pakistan so one could be Taliban from Pakistan but Andrew said that it's not the same thing and racist - ruling out the possibility I mentioned above
why do some of these comments try to hard to "critique" them? This clip was packed with dialogue I keep reading "boring" and weird generic stuff to the point where I question if commenters are even real people anymore
Props to those two guys, they knew what they came for and didn't take anything seriously, just laughed and went along for a good time. Love this kind of ambience in a comedy show.
I mean Schultz isn’t my cup of tea for comedy but if you go to a comedy show for this purpose and then complain how mean a comedian jokes something is wrong with you 😂😂😂
This dude is the best crowd worker in the business. Possibly ever... He could literally go to a sold out arena with no material written and just talk to people and make everyone laugh. And dude is smart. He knows his stuff... politics, sports, geography, everything.
Eh being pakistani is not an erhnicity, pashtuns e.g. live in both pakistan and afghanistan and the tsliban is acrive in both countries. He is pretty culturally aware but talks some bs sometimes
Definitely as long as system decided a group of people to be bad so they are bad, same as when they allegedly Iraq own destruction weapons and turn out there is nothing, and after they demolish Iraq they never apologies.
@@joseevaniersel7280you believe Talban is bad just because USA and their allies decide that, but when they were fighting against Soviet Union they were heroes. Imagine after several years USA decide Ukraine and their army is bad people when they are fighting them but today because they fighting against Russia they are heroes.
@@lancer4709 wdym I'm white, have a mullet, wear cut off shirts, boots, drive a pickup truck, have an AR15 and am part German. I get made fun of all the time with my friends since they are none of those things. Don't care at all.
That's why he had to buy his special back because whoever he was trying to release his special on wanted to sensor his jokes, even though the crowd is having a good time lol
It's crazy to see him get as notable as he's getting. I remember watching him when he was closer to a local comedian. I love seeing it. It's rightfully deserved.
I mean the afghan one can be interpreted differently since some Pakistanis and Afghans are from the same ethnic group but the joke delivery was so good anyway😂
This guy's so good it gets to a point I can't even laugh. I'm just baffled by this talent. How he manages to come up with the perfect, well thought, joke on the spot, this is insane.
Exactly race matters more than ethnicity in America which is fucking stupid. I will always relate more to my Mexican ethnicity over the color of my fucking skin.
This man Andrew is a sniper, doesn't matter how far away you are from the front row. If you bought a ticket, you're liable to get roasted
Gotta love it tho
Keeps it fresh and authentic.
20/20 roasting
Dude got the fans even in the balcony row those are the cheap seats and are suppose to be safe lol
@@youtubecensorsspeech6672 in his shows front row is cheaper since it's the high probability roasting zone
@@Nicolas-gu2jt damn now I want to go lol
A pirate and a terrorist walk into a comedy club
One stole the show and the other had the last laugh
@@stonegod95one stole the show and the other bombed
Bush and Obama are the real terrorist.
@@Omar13t 💀
@@Omar13t ayyyyyyy that deserves a freakin LIKE
This man's crowdplay is unparalleled
He is good but no Jimmy Carr
Sorry to burst ur bubbles but Matt Rife is out here Killin em.
@@JesseJames-cl4pc MR is awesome!!
Don’t go to sleep on Ari - I know he’s not that popular but his crowdwork is a thing of beauty
Chris Delia is pretty good at that too
"Go home bro! You're free!"
Something about his delivery just had me cackling like a goblin at that line.
a Somali and Pakistani in a comedy show in vip seat.... I feel like there's a solid joke there I just don't know it yet.
Yeah it’s an arms deal in disguise 😂 🏴☠️
@@peterjohnson6823 🤣
dont let them hear it or they gonna steal it
Yea that joke would be bomb
It would be the joke that blows you up 🤣🤣
@@VBTB David that wasn’t funny u really shouldn’t be making jokes like that.
I’m glad he could take a joke…
It could’ve bombed.
You win
Hahaha
🤣🤣👌🏽
Underrated comment
Yep or explosive!
The "you are not the captain now" comment was golden🤣🤣🤣
That little shaky “you a taliban” almost on the verge of realisation that he might actually be a “taliban”😂😂
“who is this black guy cosigning everything you’re doing” got me 😭😭
ong 😎
The Pakistani dude ran away on that one 😂
Got me in tears 🤣
Ahhh shit I told you not to drag me in to your shenanigans
i see what u did there😂
That's actually so fucking crazy dude was like "Aye Yo!" when he asked if there were any Taliban in the room lmfao
Ter0rlst in the pakistani got triggered when he heard taliban
Pakistan is prolly the biggest supporter of Taliban and Al Qaeda so not surprising at all. The guy wasn't even doing it ironically.
@@ytuser78 ?
@@oxide7880 it's the hindutva in him that got triggered
@@oxide7880 I mean he ain't wrong, bro jumped up when he heard that
I been a comedy fan a looooong time. Andrew is fantastic.
Kevin Hart never fails to deliver
Kevin hart?!?!?
@@hellomemez8480fr keven heaeart
@@hellomemez8480long story lol
@@Radnick0024please explain
Hes thinking of mark normand who always ends with im kevin hart
This is one brave fuckin comedian lol
We're not afraid of Allah or his children..... obviously.... you are though.
it really wasn't a bad joke lol at all or even close
💪🏽
You spelled terrible wrong
@@madanalym4165 Andrew is great you're smoking crack
there's no ethnicity or corner of the world you could be from that Andrew isn't already familiar with and have ten jokes lined up for
except for Hmong xD
Nope , because Pakistani are Majority are pastun or Punjabi so that guy may be for pastun ethnicity,and Taliban is made of pastun ethnicity
Maybe Palau, Chuuk, Yap, Phonpei, etc...
@@mheekkim2901 yeah, a shame, a lot of Gran Torino joke possibilities for Hmong
Mnnm
A pirate and a terrorist defending taliban at a comedy show, sounds like a damn comedy novel💀
Schulz has to have genius level IQ because how is he so quick with these jokes😭😭
I mean he doesn't know that taliban are Pakistani...
andrew is the smartest comedian, I mean his stereotypes are so accurate🤣
Dudes roasts are E for everyone
That's dave but he's deff up there
Yes Andrew Tate is the beat
@@josegarcia-fg2du you weird
@@josegarcia-fg2du
My shorts feed got infected with Andrew Tate videos. I need an antidote right now, the dude's unbearable
Everyone take notes. Notice how the two guys didn’t get offended? Notice how they had a good time and laughed about it? I will wager somewhere someone is offended for them.
Literally! People cant take jokes
I will wager it's a fat white chick.
FACTSSS😭
I'm Pakistani I get the joke
The funny thing about it is that mostly white people are the ones being offended
Comedy brings all of us together. I love this guy. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Imagine if bro was being serious and in the middle of laughing, just stood up and shouted “ALLAHU AKBAR”
The one white girl in the back " and i took that personally"
TTV Firecrackercam
Leftist/woke*
@@darktobi2869 tends to be white women
@@Sunrah yeah I get what y’all are saying and I know it’s true. I’m just basically trying to say that the the white lady will 100% be a whole leftist. Like I meant regardless of skin color or gender it will definitely be a woke liberal taking that position.
@@darktobi2869 are you retarded? Leftists do *NOT* “love” Joe Biden.
@@darktobi2869 you guys don’t know jack shit about left politics. Holy fuck you’re retarded.
Beside him being immeasurably funny, his knowledge of damn near every country and how to roast them is incredible
Pretty common knowledge everywhere outside the US
@@firas11soccer20 I've traveled a lot. It's very rare someone who can understand where Pakistan is. Let alone the intricacies of their and neighboring countries and how each religious group, government body, and culture interacts.
@@midwestweirdo you must hang around a lot of dumb people
@@midwestweirdo visiting your neighbouring states doesn't make you a traveller boy
Literally everyone knows where Pakistan is on a map, you're just American nothing else
@@anshum_kj I've been across the globe. Whether with the military or personal reasons. I'd recommend not assuming that. But I'll take the next few months and survey as many people around the world as I can to test your theory. I'll report back soon
Back to back punches straight from his mouth 😂😂
Andrew : go home
Taliban : we're being telling you for the last 20 years.
Proceeds to get hunted down and kidnapped after the show
😂😂
I got nearly any American's back against such a people. We're not afraid of them.... and this is Christ Land. Not Allah's.
@@rodsteel6595 uhm, ok lol
Beheaded or bombed
Now we know who's working on their fanfic...
(lol **psst** you. it's you)
This is why comedians are great. They are willing to make extremley risky jokes like this and the outcomes are always great
Maybe most of the time they’re great but Chris rock would say not always
If its done with 0 hate like this dude, then its cool
Unless your Chris Rock
@@Smokey1419 define hate
Lol, I wouldn't say always .. at this one show, a comedian was insulting a white girl's Asian boyfriend.. Ended up with the bf throwing hands and pulling him off the stage lol..
aye as a fellow somali I’m happy to see my ppl shoutout to all somalis
Fun fact: There were few Ukrainians sweating when he mentioned their overlord
He jokes about race more than every other comedian combined yet is somehow the least racist comedian to ever live
Most racialist though.
@@shaybs How come it became racist ? You pakistanis literally created taliban and destroyed Afghanistan. Ask your military father, who now lives in London.
He's racist he just found a way around it and now can't get cancelled lol
🤔🤔🤔
Racism is usually born from an ignorance towards other cultures, the man knows his shit is why he makes the smart jokes, the jokes that hit.
Bruh "you're not the captain anymore" that killed me 💀
That was perfect 😂
I just watched that movie today at the dentist 💀💀
Assuming this wasn't scripted, my man killed that improv 🔥
Nobody is safe in that room
the camera-man IS always safe
😂
Bro 🤣🤣🤣
Dude immediately dipped when his friend was getting roasted 😂
That's Pakistani for ya
@@iz7828 better than an indian.
@@iz7828 indian moment
@@immaheadout2516 just head out
@@immaheadout2516 just head out
It is amazing how Andrew nails everything...He referred to the pirates from Somalia represented in that Tom Hans movie. Very funny
They took it on the chin, and enhanced the set, good on them
That “Ayo?!” Caught me so off guard 😂
Made it even funnier 😂
so off guard?
He says shit like that so slick too 🤣 💀 I felt that "AYOO!"
🤣🤣 Andrew always surprises me on how culturally accurate and knowledgeable he really is
ya every comedian basicly a genius man in nice joke and nice words so they pick the best words instead hurting somebody
I envy his memory. Seems like he never forgets anything and absorbs everything very well.
Why though? Taliban is mainly pashtun and there are many pashtun in Pakistan so one could be Taliban from Pakistan but Andrew said that it's not the same thing and racist - ruling out the possibility I mentioned above
@@Atillatzke yeah I was thinking the same and I’m not even Asian
There are taliban in pakistan, so I guess even though he is very funny he is not as knowledge driven as you might think ^^.
This guys improv as he works the crowd is something else…
why do some of these comments try to hard to "critique" them? This clip was packed with dialogue I keep reading "boring" and weird generic stuff to the point where I question if commenters are even real people anymore
fr bruh like if its not ur humor ok but all the people who sold out his shows like it so just stfu yk😂
" you got braces, you are NOT the captain now" I died
And then to link that to captain crunch...honestly just straight impressive for off the cuff
Same, thought that meme was dead
I don't get the joke :(
@@sparklee5044 There was a meme of a Somali pirate who was stealing a ship and said "Listen, I am the captain now". Search it
@@OnlyInMelsele Meme is from the Tom Hanks movie captain Phillips great watch
The Taliban outed himself and then dipped 😂
Probably went to go plant the bombs at the exits
@@-Homelander. yea you heard the news? Andrew died right? B*llsh*t😅
@@-Homelander. dead joke
@@-Homelander. you a Joe Biden supporter!?
@@-Homelander. oh nah lmao
Ayyy he loves those guys for being there representing their country hometown.. much respect.
bros calling him racist after saying terrorists are only afghani 💀
❄️
@@smallppmindset4910 na just saying it's funny racism is based
Well actually he is wrong because Pakistan is actually the supreme terrorist, they’ve funded them hid them and all, I’m glad to be from there.
@@Yousifzzz might fr sacrifice my life for my country Pakistan
bro deleted his comment
This dude is the only one who can get away with jokes like this🤣🤣
Fact 😆 🤣
I can name a few, most UK comedians go after everyone
Shouldn't be tho..ppl too sensitive these days
@@Shannon_Moore for real
Props to those two guys, they knew what they came for and didn't take anything seriously, just laughed and went along for a good time. Love this kind of ambience in a comedy show.
I mean Schultz isn’t my cup of tea for comedy but if you go to a comedy show for this purpose and then complain how mean a comedian jokes something is wrong with you 😂😂😂
Lol, What else could they do?
"6 months. Severed Body Parts."
-Tal
when he said he was from Somalia I was already wating for the pirate joke😂
The Pakistani and Somali had top box seats and still managed to get roasted. Nowhere is safe.
"Who's this black dude cosigning everything you're doing?" Lmfaoo
It's all fun and games until you hear Alla Akbar
Allahuakbar💪🏻❤️
Shit he dint know most of patan ethic in Afghanistan from pakistan
This dude is the best crowd worker in the business. Possibly ever... He could literally go to a sold out arena with no material written and just talk to people and make everyone laugh. And dude is smart. He knows his stuff... politics, sports, geography, everything.
Good? Sure.
Best? Debatable.
He clearly doesn’t know his political stuff💀
Dudes a republican
Check on Max Amini
Bud, watch some Randy Feltface.
True, He is well versed with a vast variety & georaphy, compared to the average audience that attends his shows
This man risked his life for comedy 🤣
I was very happy he didn’t kidnap me
-Random Comedian guy
That girl infront of him got scared for a sec though 😂
Bro solved racism
‘If everyone is super (racist)…no one will be’
@@Jpeg.g alternatively...
*a wild racism appears*
RIDUKKULUS!
*its super effective!*
@@Jpeg.g 🙏
How is everything you say fucking gold hahahahahahahaha. Not the captain now I'm dead🤣🤣🤣
How Remarkable Andrew knowledge of culturally
I think as a stand-up comedian it would be pretty scary when they gasp after an joke. 😅
This man could roast coffee beans without touching them
This guy is very culturally aware. You can tell he’s hung out with a lot of different ethnicities.
Eh being pakistani is not an erhnicity, pashtuns e.g. live in both pakistan and afghanistan and the tsliban is acrive in both countries. He is pretty culturally aware but talks some bs sometimes
@@eldariskenderfranke4284 not taking a joke is some bs too
@@sharranramesh2601 The joke just doesn’t make sense
@@dr.pepper3658 if it makes sense, its not a joke, its the truth. Bhopdi wali.
@@eldariskenderfranke4284 finally. Someone who knows
Pakistani was really excited to tell everyone he was Talibani 🤦
Definitely as long as system decided a group of people to be bad so they are bad, same as when they allegedly Iraq own destruction weapons and turn out there is nothing, and after they demolish Iraq they never apologies.
What??
@@joseevaniersel7280you believe Talban is bad just because USA and their allies decide that, but when they were fighting against Soviet Union they were heroes.
Imagine after several years USA decide Ukraine and their army is bad people when they are fighting them but today because they fighting against Russia they are heroes.
@@ismailalterawi3588 Ismail, they weren't heroes - they were useful..
Politics is about objects and power.
The Taliban is bad because they literally torture and kill women for the crime of getting educated. We are not the same.
Glad comedy like this still exist
This is how comedy should be like telling risky jokes about what ever the subject is and no one get offended
thank you!
@@lancer4709 wdym I'm white, have a mullet, wear cut off shirts, boots, drive a pickup truck, have an AR15 and am part German. I get made fun of all the time with my friends since they are none of those things. Don't care at all.
@@lancer4709 no I would not have cared I can take a joke
Comedy is about pushing boundaries.
“GO HOME BRO, YOURE FREE!” Had me dying lol
One of the best comedians rn hands down
Fuck yea! Dudes a dam genius with his comedy..
hands up as well
that was funny but what made it better is that they understand a joke and were good sports and took 0 offense, W
This guy gets away with all racial jokes cuz nobody really knows what he is 😂
Hilarious, that's what he is, now stop crying ffs
It's amazing how he managed to make a joke out of every single thing that couldve possibly made him seem even the slightest bit rude there
To be able to make jokes like these and get away with it 😭🤣
That's why he had to buy his special back because whoever he was trying to release his special on wanted to sensor his jokes, even though the crowd is having a good time lol
Schultz is becoming a GOAT in comedy
100%
It's crazy to see him get as notable as he's getting. I remember watching him when he was closer to a local comedian. I love seeing it. It's rightfully deserved.
Fucking idiocracy come true
I've never paid attention to him before. I stopped for some reason on a different short and now I watch every one.
This guy is actually underrated. Very funny! 😂😂
One thing I love about this guys is he's well informed and don't make ignorant joke and pretend they are funny.
I mean the afghan one can be interpreted differently since some Pakistanis and Afghans are from the same ethnic group but the joke delivery was so good anyway😂
This guy's so good it gets to a point I can't even laugh. I'm just baffled by this talent. How he manages to come up with the perfect, well thought, joke on the spot, this is insane.
It's like he's living life from the shower.
Yiu gotta caveman iq if your baffled by this guys intellect 😂😂. Boy you gonna be amazed when i shake some keys in front of you
Bros house is already blown up 😂
when that Pakistani went back somewhere, idk why ,my mind automatically thought he was gonna call an air strike
I've seen him live this dude holds nothing back
As soon as he said Somalia I knew a pirate joke was coming 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
Somali pirates don’t even exist anymore we have a navy
If he roasted me I'd also have laughed. Guy's really that good 😂
One of the best standup comedy I've seen in long time.
glad to see people not taking offense to humor 😂
i know. middle age white women get offended when white people say jokes but black people take it funny
Except in the comments
HIS ABILITY TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING ON THE SPOT AND HIS AUDEINCE CONTROL IS AMAZING!!
@@Yobichn yea
@@Yobichn he don’t kno shit, u fucking tarded Americans just find stupid shit funny. Where did all the good American comedians go
Guy flexing the one arm he works out. 👏🏼
Andrew is smart and quick with the roast 😂 my favorite stand up dude right now in 2024
Andrew Is slowly becoming a comedian goat.
he's goated already. Mans is a legend with the crowd work
The amount of unplanned material this guy produces on the spot is amazing.
I love how they vibin with it, thats how it should be. I’ve seen too many people that go to comedy shows just to get mad at the jokes.
🤣🤣 OMG!!!! I love this comedian 'captain crunch' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Andrew paid attention in Geography, History and civics classes.
fr
This RUclips short tells me he didn't lol.
Lmfaooo I lost it at “who’s that black guy co signing everything you do” 😂😂😂
@@lancer4709 Nah. It's the fact that he keeps hyping up his friend to get roasted.
Andrew kills me. This dude has some of the best fan interactions and those jokes are just borderline not racist haha😂😂
An Afghani and a Somalian walk into a comedy bar …
racist fck what did Somalis ever do to u mate
racist fck what did Somalis ever do to u mate
@@arthurmorgan9944 No mention of the Afghani from your side? 😂
@@brotherben4357 i'm not Afghan😂😂
@@arthurmorgan9944 Or a Somalian either? 😂
That "AYO" loud af
Everyone in the comments “but are Somalis not black” I swear Americans are so lost they think being black or white is an ethnicity.
General pop is black that’s why it’s assumed, leave it to you to think we’re all the same
Exactly race matters more than ethnicity in America which is fucking stupid. I will always relate more to my Mexican ethnicity over the color of my fucking skin.
Personaly as a somali, i cracked up so hard
Who asked if you a somali or not
@@findingzayno Not somalis
@@Stan3I3 i asked
@@Stan3I3 I did
Respect your fans and customer at all costs in every kind of job
Andrews crowd work is impeccable hahahah