All 20 of My Cars Are BROKEN, Including the Cheapest E63 AMG Wagon AGAIN!

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  • @DaleDayTheBigDayDJ
    @DaleDayTheBigDayDJ 5 лет назад +874

    5000 a month in repairs... that's an expensive subscription package to the Car Wizard...lol

    • @overyonderjustapiece
      @overyonderjustapiece 5 лет назад +36

      Dale Day let’s take a look at some numbers...
      10-15k RUclips revenue
      2-5k merch revenue
      3k salary revenue
      Per month. So yeah, he can afford to keep his subscribers entertained at spending $5000 a month at Wizard, which is probably on the high side. Also, the wizard could remove the transmissions that need the repairs and take them to the respective shops and get them fixed. But he clearly ran out of room when he resorted to that stupid scissor lift under the Porsche. $5k a month in revenue and he won’t install a couple more lifts???

    • @AnonymousFreakYT
      @AnonymousFreakYT 5 лет назад +18

      Worst streaming plan ever. Pay $5000 a month, and get a stream of engine fluids.

    • @rongosciniak264
      @rongosciniak264 5 лет назад +28

      The Wizard is looking at a yacht to rent in Monaco next month..............

    • @qlus
      @qlus 5 лет назад +7

      @@overyonderjustapiece I don't think he earns that much from merch

    • @gertraba4484
      @gertraba4484 5 лет назад +2

      @@rongosciniak264 nope, he's gonna BUY in MONACO next year with HOOVIES HOOPLA!!!!

  • @new2utube541
    @new2utube541 5 лет назад +583

    Next Video: Now my car lift is broken. Content of the video: Now my only running car is up in the lift and I can't take it out

    • @mitchellgildea6944
      @mitchellgildea6944 5 лет назад +30

      New2UTube here's why a donated car lift is really a bad idea

    • @nicola6323
      @nicola6323 5 лет назад +3

      🤣👍

    • @thelastmemphian
      @thelastmemphian 5 лет назад +1

      K05 T4R i have no idea why he chooses that Lambo of all these to be a “bottom shelfer” on his lift. but he’s rich so im sure he’s got better reasoning than me.

    • @SonnyGTA
      @SonnyGTA 5 лет назад +2

      cnsln_memphis well, I would put my nicer cars on the bottom. Ease of access. It’s a lot easier to use them more often when they are ground level. I would put the hoopties on the upper level.

    • @aryanbaweja896
      @aryanbaweja896 5 лет назад +2

      SonnyGTA in my opinion it would be terrified to put any car on the bottom because if the lift fails boom my lambo is now a pancake

  • @andrewcecil4171
    @andrewcecil4171 5 лет назад +503

    Watching the merc turn off when you closed the door was hilarious

    • @wajfaj
      @wajfaj 5 лет назад +22

      Grounding error.

    • @_anthonyr
      @_anthonyr 5 лет назад +21

      Kind of a convenient thing tho. Lol 😂😂

    • @scratchy996
      @scratchy996 5 лет назад +20

      @@_anthonyr That car was ahead of its time.

    • @ToomasTelling
      @ToomasTelling 5 лет назад +8

      @@wajfaj yup. it happens with old 80s benz-es includeing big trucks and semi tractor units. in diesels the engine would turn of because of the vacume switch operates the governor but the raido would trun on at random even with the key out. or the lights and relays would go crasy for no reason.

    • @20TIL6
      @20TIL6 5 лет назад +8

      It’s a feature.

  • @brady_a981
    @brady_a981 5 лет назад +130

    The problem with that Mercedes is genuinely hilarious and really odd

    • @ChoPi-Eww
      @ChoPi-Eww 5 лет назад +4

      I wonder, could an electrical issue like that deliver a massive shock to the driver somehow?

    • @mycosys
      @mycosys 5 лет назад +3

      almost certainly a bad ground

  • @malangope
    @malangope 5 лет назад +108

    5000 a month! Guess that explains why the wizard is looking at yachts and rolexes lol

    • @MrJohndo18
      @MrJohndo18 5 лет назад +1

      whats 5k a month

    • @HellRSteve
      @HellRSteve 5 лет назад +4

      @@MrJohndo18 tyler spends 5k a month on repairs

    • @Gman539
      @Gman539 4 года назад +1

      @@HellRSteve and Hoovie is just one of his customers...

    • @MrPeteragent
      @MrPeteragent 3 года назад

      My monthly income is his repair payment.

  • @WelcomeToTheMadness
    @WelcomeToTheMadness 5 лет назад +431

    Oh that Mercedes trick is epic. Closing the door , is the final cut off point for the engine.

    • @BiggieDeaf
      @BiggieDeaf 5 лет назад +66

      Man. I have NEVER seen that before. Epic. I don't even kno if I would fix that lol.

    • @Rentta
      @Rentta 5 лет назад +5

      @@BiggieDeaf With multimeter and lot of time.

    • @maxxxEdit
      @maxxxEdit 5 лет назад +43

      @@BiggieDeaf dont fix it. its such a baller move

    • @Cliff001002
      @Cliff001002 5 лет назад +33

      This same thing happens on my manual Nissan Sentra. It’s due to an aftermarket remote start system that was installed by the previous owner of my car.
      To enable remote start on a manual, you want to make sure it is in neutral so you don’t destroy the starter trying to remote start it in first gear. By forcing you to remove the key, then get out, it guarantees that the transmission is in neutral and the parking brake is on (otherwise it would roll away/the engine would die).
      I can also prevent my car from doing this by holding the normal brake when turning it off, but I will not be able to remote start it until I "arm" the remote start system by shutting off the engine with the door.
      Not saying that's what's up with Hoovie's merc, but that's just where I've seen a car do this before.

    • @chartedtravel
      @chartedtravel 5 лет назад +10

      its just your average door latch demon posession. just call the exorcist.

  • @Vtuned
    @Vtuned 5 лет назад +918

    Tylers the type of guy to own 20 cars and still have to use an uber to get around..

    • @ladam836
      @ladam836 5 лет назад +10

      Cuz everyone of them broke..

    • @fubarexress6359
      @fubarexress6359 5 лет назад +36

      L Adam you got it buddy.

    • @chestermill1186
      @chestermill1186 5 лет назад +6

      Is the type of guy...who's roommates are his parents

    • @gertraba4484
      @gertraba4484 5 лет назад +2

      @@ladam836 wood it be cheeeeper to get 20 code readers and install them in all the cars so the faults can be read b4 he gets to the WZZZZ????

    • @apexseal2811
      @apexseal2811 5 лет назад

      Savage

  • @Ryukachoo
    @Ryukachoo 5 лет назад +93

    5:40
    Having the door act as the ignition power. I don't know if that's broken or actually a really cool feature

    • @tristandavis9335
      @tristandavis9335 5 лет назад +2

      I Was Saying The Same Thing To Myself

    • @jamescraig4479
      @jamescraig4479 5 лет назад +9

      Its a quirk! Hoovie needs to alert Demuro!

    • @mm-vs1zt
      @mm-vs1zt 5 лет назад +3

      *Doug Demuro's eyes turn red*

    • @intensivegaming2400
      @intensivegaming2400 5 лет назад +2

      Ryukachoo I have that on my b8 a4.

    • @BrownSofaGamer
      @BrownSofaGamer 5 лет назад

      Ryukachoo If he takes it to get fixed he should just not tell the Wizard what’s happening and see if he notices

  • @venom5809
    @venom5809 5 лет назад +57

    At this rate The Wizard is going to be on the Fortune 500 list in a few years 😂😂😂

    • @corycarlson3846
      @corycarlson3846 4 года назад

      most rich people are not on list esp, the richest. they dont want the gov. to know. so the wizard is prolly pretty far up on the real list of rich people. 1k a day at least plus half the pay a day of everyone below him.

  • @RustyiPod
    @RustyiPod 5 лет назад +184

    Your 500 SL is just a ordinary 500 SL but with 2030 Tesla electronics

    • @CaffeinatedDoggo
      @CaffeinatedDoggo 5 лет назад +19

      Right? It's not an issue, it's a new feature!

    • @MrEddiedk
      @MrEddiedk 5 лет назад +4

      Defective immobilizer or alarm... Pretty sure of that!

    • @johankriel8883
      @johankriel8883 5 лет назад +7

      @@MrEddiedk My A190 keeps running even when I get out and lock the door. I have tl wait a minute or so and then it shuts down.

    • @ghost-4230
      @ghost-4230 5 лет назад +2

      Johan Kriel wowza. That would scare me. xD

    • @luispreciado2679
      @luispreciado2679 5 лет назад +1

      Check the vaccum sistem from the central locking.

  • @SFSBP
    @SFSBP 5 лет назад +412

    Wizard when he reads the title:
    “Im going to be a billionaire”
    [googles yacht prices]

    • @ms_enj
      @ms_enj 5 лет назад +25

      “Lady, he’s putting my kids through college!”

    • @robert039
      @robert039 5 лет назад +5

      Rolex prices

  • @arnold17
    @arnold17 5 лет назад +264

    Hoovie is directly responsible for 50% of the Wizard’s net worth

    • @713vinh
      @713vinh 5 лет назад +29

      Try 90%

    • @No-wx1ex
      @No-wx1ex 5 лет назад +29

      He pays the Wizard in cash to wash money, he’s money laundering, it’s the only way it makes sense, you only ever see hoovies cars in there mainly, second storage and place of his “business”

    • @macj6845
      @macj6845 5 лет назад +8

      @Other TechLead Calm Down. It's probably meant as a light-hearted joke. And money laundering does happen ALL THE TIME. It isn't a wild theory - even though I am sure he is likely operating totally legally. Why the name calling? Laugh every once in a while. Eat a cookie. Be Happy. Nomnom nomnom nom. Quick being a dookie monster

    • @dylanj.lombardo466
      @dylanj.lombardo466 5 лет назад

      @Hoovies Garage

    • @macj6845
      @macj6845 5 лет назад +3

      @Other TechLead aww did daddy not love you? I'm sorry your life has been so miserable

  • @danielhurley7018
    @danielhurley7018 5 лет назад +144

    Mercedes must have had an aftermarket alarm or remote start installed at one point in its life and then removed poorly. Door trigger is probably backfeeding a relay.

    • @JayJohnPaul
      @JayJohnPaul 5 лет назад +8

      Daniel Hurley THIS^

    • @alexhill828
      @alexhill828 5 лет назад +17

      It was owned by his grandmother before him. Doubt she installed an aftermarket alarm.

    • @danielhurley7018
      @danielhurley7018 5 лет назад +5

      Just spitballing.

    • @danielhurley7018
      @danielhurley7018 5 лет назад +12

      You can also use a thermal camera pointed at fuse/relay boxes to see if one is energized and drawing enough power (heat) to kill the battery.

    • @tommost1
      @tommost1 5 лет назад +4

      Or a stuck relay.

  • @SpeedDaemon3
    @SpeedDaemon3 5 лет назад +267

    As a hardcore OEM guy my eyes bleed when I see that stereo on the 500SL.

    • @kafi2464
      @kafi2464 5 лет назад +54

      it could be the culprit for all his electrical troubles

    • @BayatiAhmed
      @BayatiAhmed 5 лет назад +24

      No one cares

    • @SpeedDaemon3
      @SpeedDaemon3 5 лет назад +39

      @@BayatiAhmed ricer spotted.

    • @theman9559
      @theman9559 5 лет назад

      @@kafi2464 yes!

    • @thall100k
      @thall100k 5 лет назад +1

      SpeedDaemon3 So True!

  • @asadkhan-qm1my
    @asadkhan-qm1my 5 лет назад +42

    if only you had a 94 toyota celica, then the wizard would out of his best client

  • @luisbalderrama8145
    @luisbalderrama8145 5 лет назад +85

    11:47 "You can see the throttle right between my legs"
    Under utilized statement.

  • @CarswithNash
    @CarswithNash 5 лет назад +30

    Tyler: “Probably another $1000 for that.”
    Wizard: *smirks*, “Probably more...”😂

  • @adamc2451
    @adamc2451 5 лет назад +146

    I died laughing watching the Benz. That is absolutely amazing

    • @LetItLie
      @LetItLie 5 лет назад +6

      I wish I could figure out how to do that, my only thought is that the tumbler shorts on the door ajar sensor. door controlled start stop is pretty neat though, might not want to even fix it

    • @markacevedo441
      @markacevedo441 5 лет назад +5

      Seriously 😂 "Closing the door shuts off the car". Ive never in my life seen something like that

    • @markacevedo441
      @markacevedo441 5 лет назад

      Seriously 😂 "Closing the door shuts off the car". Ive never in my life seen something like that

    • @farnthboy
      @farnthboy 5 лет назад +1

      Gotta be impressed with engineering like that - those Germans think of everything.

    • @nickmotsarsky4382
      @nickmotsarsky4382 5 лет назад +1

      What was so funny about the benz that you "died" while watching it?

  • @TheMilanMovies
    @TheMilanMovies 5 лет назад +10

    I was laughing so hard when you showed the possessed Mercedes 😂👍🏻
    Closing the door shuts off the engine, is that some sort of reverse keyless start?

    • @cornholio329
      @cornholio329 3 года назад

      Same
      I was in stiches when he sounded disgusted at that car in the beginning b4 he showed the Delorean

  • @jcbvortex22
    @jcbvortex22 5 лет назад +20

    I hope your mechanic sends you Christmas cards thanking you for keeping his shop open. Lol

  • @captainzero1
    @captainzero1 5 лет назад +175

    Love your videos Hoovie. Thanks for being a drama free element of the car community.

    • @HooviesGarage
      @HooviesGarage  5 лет назад +38

      SORRY I DON'T OWN A BUGATTI CAPTAINZERO!!!

    • @NeilSahay
      @NeilSahay 5 лет назад +13

      @@HooviesGarage also, we need more Frank in your videos

    • @captainzero1
      @captainzero1 5 лет назад +5

      Hoovies Garage you couldn’t have replied to that comment any better. Keep doing what you do and maybe one day you can leave the realm of us non Bugatti owning losers.

    • @Rolexenforcer
      @Rolexenforcer 5 лет назад +6

      @@NeilSahay Tavarish sucks, all he does is yap for 20 minutes on every single video and never finishes any car he starts, v tuned garage and sam crac actually work on their cars 🤘

    • @gertraba4484
      @gertraba4484 5 лет назад

      @@HooviesGarage You need more Fault code readers hooked up to your rides to diagnose the codes real time as they happen to beat the $$$ charged by the WIZZ!

  • @fubarexress6359
    @fubarexress6359 5 лет назад +42

    You literally make a living making bad choices. You gotta respect that.

    • @MiguelRPD
      @MiguelRPD 5 лет назад

      For real. I think he doesn't about all this because he makes entertaining videos and stuff that people will talk about for ages. I kinda wish he was rich because he would be the type of guy to replicate a Mario kart race track and race the wizard and daddy demuro on it.

    • @jackscott1495
      @jackscott1495 5 лет назад +1

      He makes a living owning like a lot of restaurants or something lol

  • @MrWhiteguy6
    @MrWhiteguy6 5 лет назад +127

    -Starts a car
    *Instantly revs it*
    No wonder all his cars are 'broken'

    • @thelastmemphian
      @thelastmemphian 5 лет назад +8

      Crazy how he’ll do this to every car he touches

    • @ghost-4230
      @ghost-4230 5 лет назад +1

      Why do y’all watch then?

    • @Ziotic
      @Ziotic 5 лет назад +3

      First off I don't think reving you car would involve breaking it ?? But also, why are you watching then?..

    • @MrWhiteguy6
      @MrWhiteguy6 5 лет назад +7

      @@Ziotic first off, revving a cold engine is never good for your engine because the oil isn't up to temperature and thus there's more friction on the cylinders.
      Furthermore, it's not just the revving, it's his whole attitude towards his cars and cold revving is just the most apparent thing he does. I keep watching because I tend to enjoy his videos.

    • @Ziotic
      @Ziotic 5 лет назад +2

      @@MrWhiteguy6 If you can find someone that broke their car do to revving and nothing else I'll be amazed, But I do understand where you are coming from and I think someone like him, well it's kinda his lifestyle and so is majority of his fan base.

  • @orated762
    @orated762 5 лет назад +4

    Rule #1 to car ownership. Vehicles are NOT investments. They will never return what you put into them, with exception of some older classic cars. Nice car collection!

  • @nickallain
    @nickallain 5 лет назад +6

    Haha, the SL needs to be called Griswald. "Clark, why is the car still running?" "Oh, all new cars do that honey!"

  • @MrEpicface97
    @MrEpicface97 5 лет назад +111

    So car doesn't power off till you close the door I think you have a Tesla 😂

  • @AraOGTheServantoftheMostHigh
    @AraOGTheServantoftheMostHigh 5 лет назад +58

    Meanwhile Wizard is shopping for a 200M Yacht

    • @dgdixon704
      @dgdixon704 5 лет назад +2

      This one may be up for sale soon, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eclipse_(yacht) and If Tyler keeps buying cars, Wizard can get it.

  • @bwest-yq3uc
    @bwest-yq3uc 5 лет назад +222

    Really is an expensive junkyard.
    All you need is a Fiat 500 to top it off.

    • @Robsav-yx6vi
      @Robsav-yx6vi 5 лет назад +7

      Hi Lot : Thanks Hi Lot . I’m laughing at that .
      Sooooo true buddy. OMG

    • @MuhKuh9ft13
      @MuhKuh9ft13 5 лет назад +7

      A Fiat 500 Abarth

    • @jamesbondo5895
      @jamesbondo5895 5 лет назад +11

      Fiat 500s are cheap and fairly reliable mechanically. The trim quality is crap but its a good car, and fun.

    • @mclarenjohnf1
      @mclarenjohnf1 5 лет назад +3

      @@MuhKuh9ft13 No don't do it not the Abarth, OK the 500 Abarth is crap and expensive on fuel but older Abarth's like the Fiat 132 Abarth were pretty good apart from RUST

    • @davidc4946
      @davidc4946 5 лет назад +3

      @@jamesbondo5895 according to what I've read Fiats are not reliable at all.

  • @68camaro86
    @68camaro86 5 лет назад +51

    Black electrical tape over the dash has fixed every check engine light I've ever had.

    • @dillonh321
      @dillonh321 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @68camaro86
      @68camaro86 5 лет назад +1

      And it's much cheaper than any shop in the country!

  • @Sothrnbluz
    @Sothrnbluz 5 лет назад +47

    the electrical issue on the 500SL is caused by a faulty ignition switch, it's sending electrical currents to the wrong components b/c the electrical contacts within the ignition switch are out of sequence. It's also why you're able to remove the key while the car is running. But it's still hilarious.. lol
    Reply

    • @GeFeldz
      @GeFeldz 5 лет назад +5

      This is my hypothesis also, either that or some weird grounding issue that's going to be a lot of fun to find... I hope it's the former!

    • @Sothrnbluz
      @Sothrnbluz 5 лет назад +3

      @@GeFeldz I agree, chasing down a loose ground is a daunting task. But since the car isn't having intermediate start issues, i'm leaning towards the ignition switch.

    • @Sylvan_dB
      @Sylvan_dB 5 лет назад +2

      Maybe the ignition switch, or maybe someone put in an aftermarket remote start and has the wiring all messed up. Some years ago I had a toyota corolla in that mess with almost identical symptoms. Closing the door without the key in the ignition was supposed to kill the engine, also pressing brake without key in ignition...

    • @DaveFromJapan
      @DaveFromJapan 5 лет назад +2

      @@Sylvan_dB Yep. Some cars with an aftermarket remote starter had similar 'functions' as the Mercedes. Key out, engine on, door close, engine off, is classic aftermarket remote starter.

    • @CouchMan88
      @CouchMan88 5 лет назад +1

      Second that unless there is an aftermarket alarm. That would be my second guess.

  • @Mashmarriner69
    @Mashmarriner69 5 лет назад +67

    "hopefully you all wouldn't look up to me and think this isn't such a glamorous and aspirational lifestyle"
    Dude, you're literally spending $5k a month on cars. How is that not glamorous and aspirational?

    • @noobassmiata1209
      @noobassmiata1209 5 лет назад +4

      Mashmarriner yeah right I would kill for this life

    • @MetalTrabant
      @MetalTrabant 5 лет назад +5

      Yeah, my daily car was like 2000 bucks and I had to buy it from a loan...

    • @brooksman10
      @brooksman10 5 лет назад +1

      Because in order to continue to be able to spend that much, you always have to spend that much. It's a pretty vicious cycle with not a lot of financial security.

    • @Mashmarriner69
      @Mashmarriner69 5 лет назад

      @@brooksman10 how do I lock myself into that vicious cycle? 😂.
      Doesn't sound too vicious to me. 😂

  • @SeriesofTubes222
    @SeriesofTubes222 5 лет назад +56

    "All 20 of my cars are broken." "My Miata and Rolls are not broken."

    • @pkonneker
      @pkonneker 5 лет назад +2

      Yup. :)

    • @PotatosPotatoes
      @PotatosPotatoes 5 лет назад +1

      Because he relies on CLICKBAIT TITLES FOR LITERALLY ALL OF HIS VIDEOS!

    • @jaymorrison2419
      @jaymorrison2419 5 лет назад +1

      I mean, if someone told me 90% of my stuff is broken, Id shorten that to "Its all broken".

  • @belowme4927
    @belowme4927 5 лет назад +74

    THE BEST CAR IN HIS FLEET IS THE PINK ONE PLUGGED INTO THE WALL

  • @reijerlincoln
    @reijerlincoln 5 лет назад +6

    Put an oil leak tray under the Imperial & check trans fluid level before going for a drive. Problem solved.

  • @greatdaneacdc
    @greatdaneacdc 5 лет назад +11

    First time I have seen "Indoor Lemon Orchard!"

  • @spacetoaster7
    @spacetoaster7 5 лет назад +189

    “All 20 of my cars are broken” *5 minutes later* “this car isn’t broken”

    • @RPGBnB
      @RPGBnB 5 лет назад +15

      Yet

  • @SonnyGTA
    @SonnyGTA 5 лет назад +30

    The more cars I see Tyler buy, the more I love the 2001 6 speed corvette I bought with 150,000 miles for $8000.00 Serpentine belt, rear brakes, front wheel hubs, tune up, oil change......has been running awesome!

    • @SonnyGTA
      @SonnyGTA 5 лет назад

      Wow! Thanks for the likes everyone! I had that car out today, blasting up the parkway. I love this thing soooo much!

  • @christopheru2561
    @christopheru2561 5 лет назад +296

    Today Rob Spaghetti....
    wait, wrong channel.

    • @James-oo1yq
      @James-oo1yq 5 лет назад +9

      V36 Chris We still wanna hear it 🤔

    • @chriscars3224
      @chriscars3224 5 лет назад +2

      lol

    • @thelastmemphian
      @thelastmemphian 5 лет назад +9

      V36 Chris brought his meatballs to the wrong kitchen

    • @iHaveTheDocuments
      @iHaveTheDocuments 5 лет назад +2

      Cringe

    • @eliasconradsson5412
      @eliasconradsson5412 5 лет назад +1

      V36 Chris is this was Rob, the cars would be crashed by someone else, this is just typical hoop tie behaviour.

  • @SouthMainAuto
    @SouthMainAuto 5 лет назад +10

    Should I load up some tools and head over 😁

  • @thatrealba
    @thatrealba 5 лет назад +3

    And here I am with a 19yo Ford truck thats worked hard its entire life, has 243k mikes, and starts and goes every single day.

    • @edwilko8819
      @edwilko8819 5 лет назад

      Untill u wrote that (murphys law)

  • @cnyreview3632
    @cnyreview3632 5 лет назад +28

    Please be gentle with Frank. I'm not sure the Wizard is qualified to repair him.

  • @apexseal2811
    @apexseal2811 5 лет назад +20

    500SL 'The Car of the Future'
    No need to remove the key to shut the engine off, just walk away and close the door.

    • @SpeedDaemon3
      @SpeedDaemon3 5 лет назад +5

      Feels like a keyless car.

    • @Ferraz298
      @Ferraz298 5 лет назад

      @@SpeedDaemon3 But still need the key to turn it on

    • @godspeed
      @godspeed 5 лет назад

      It sounds like a Mercedes Ben's feature but I've never heard of it before

    • @egemenozturkulus1064
      @egemenozturkulus1064 5 лет назад

      @@Ferraz298 that's a safety requirement

  • @RickySpanish168
    @RickySpanish168 5 лет назад +41

    tylers the kinda guy who parks a 1990 miata next to a phantom. gotta love it.

  • @DarrenCoull
    @DarrenCoull 5 лет назад +4

    That Mercedes convertible would be a great collab opportunity with South Main Auto and Eric's amazing electrical troubleshooting skills!

    • @SouthMainAuto
      @SouthMainAuto 5 лет назад

      I am not sure if Eric works on Euro cars though ;)

    • @DarrenCoull
      @DarrenCoull 5 лет назад

      @@SouthMainAuto C'mon Eric, may be European, but it's old-school, unlikely to find an OBDII port on this thing ;-)

  • @kingcars
    @kingcars 5 лет назад +2

    When taking on any major car project, you just do two things:
    1) Label everything
    2) Take lots of pictures
    Makes the putting-back-together part a lot easier.

  • @dreadpenguinlord340
    @dreadpenguinlord340 5 лет назад +104

    It's your fault that your Imperial broke, Tyler! You weren't using whale oil in the transmission.

  • @jiveturkey4jesus
    @jiveturkey4jesus 5 лет назад +51

    Knowing how Tavarish operates, I’m betting dollars to pesos that you never see that Lamborghini diagnostic tool.

  • @WelcomeToTheMadness
    @WelcomeToTheMadness 5 лет назад +178

    Is a elephant heavy. Yes. Hoopties.
    Wait, how is the Lambo broken?

    • @Sebbe40
      @Sebbe40 5 лет назад +7

      Check engine light if I'm not mistaken

    • @TheMentalblockrock
      @TheMentalblockrock 5 лет назад +1

      @@Sebbe40 Yes, engine light.

    • @TheMentalblockrock
      @TheMentalblockrock 5 лет назад +11

      Hooptie can even break a Toyota.

    • @NeilSahay
      @NeilSahay 5 лет назад +11

      @@Sebbe40 he just needs to drive over a few speed bumps till it turns off.... It works with my car.

    • @James-oo1yq
      @James-oo1yq 5 лет назад +2

      Bloody check engine light, the dealer mechanics money maker 😭

  • @kfstreich4787
    @kfstreich4787 5 лет назад +30

    I've had a ton of Mercedes, whatever you do don't fix the sl. That is the most awsome problem I have ever heard.

  • @sirsavagethe21st56
    @sirsavagethe21st56 5 лет назад +12

    You're telling me that Hoover bought a practically new Gallardo with only a couple thousand miles on it that had all the maintenance taken care of but it broke sorry to say it Hoover but you shouldn't be around cars.

  • @LorenzoCalgaryRealtor
    @LorenzoCalgaryRealtor 5 лет назад +16

    ok, your cars are NOT broken. They're just not fully functioning.

  • @DriverHemi
    @DriverHemi 5 лет назад +49

    He’s probably having dreams about his typhoon right now.

  • @VetteSource
    @VetteSource 5 лет назад +17

    There's a reason Southwest Airlines only flies one type of airframe - the 737. Ask the other airlines how those maintenance costs for multiple airframe types ends up costing them😁

  • @PaddyBoy644
    @PaddyBoy644 5 лет назад +4

    @10:19 this why you see some many project cars sitting around no getting put back together (as the Wizards Cadillac sits in the back ground) 😂

  • @I_can_hear_you_not
    @I_can_hear_you_not 5 лет назад +16

    Friend: Hey Tyler why do not you drive your cars?
    Tyler: Well, I am a collector and do not want to lose the cars in value.

  • @nickgehr6916
    @nickgehr6916 5 лет назад +31

    Well, no surprise tho. If they're not broken, then the wizard can't get his new yacht

    • @LiquidSm0ke
      @LiquidSm0ke 5 лет назад

      Zenn Lozanno and his Rolex Daytona

  • @iHaveTheDocuments
    @iHaveTheDocuments 5 лет назад +27

    Cars that work don't provide content. It's all by design.

    • @mossturner9368
      @mossturner9368 5 лет назад

      How does this guy make enough money to afford all this???

  • @KyleVeatch
    @KyleVeatch 5 лет назад +113

    According to your definition of "broken" probably every car in the country is broken

    • @lordm7529
      @lordm7529 5 лет назад +2

      👍😹

    • @thelastmemphian
      @thelastmemphian 5 лет назад +6

      Yeah i didnt know my car was a hooptie until i started watching this channel, there is always at least one thing broken on it.

    • @PotatosPotatoes
      @PotatosPotatoes 5 лет назад +3

      Another clickbait title by Hoovie in order to fund him getting something worked on so he can make a video complaining about how things are broken. Seriously the worst channel on RUclips.

    • @luisquiroz608
      @luisquiroz608 5 лет назад +2

      Mikey Johnson lol then quit complaining and move on buddy. It’s obviously not the worst RUclips channel compared to your 63 views on your channel 😉

  • @DeShakeel
    @DeShakeel 5 лет назад +23

    So what car would Tyler buy for his daughter as her first car. Mercedes SL500 has maybe a ground wire issue

  • @Imegal
    @Imegal 5 лет назад +4

    11:28
    "You can sit on your Fast and Furious Prius wheel"
    Car Wizzard-2019

  • @montestu5502
    @montestu5502 5 лет назад +10

    Eric O at South Main Auto could diagnose the Mercedes for you. The guy is a genius.

  • @Goatcha_M
    @Goatcha_M 5 лет назад +6

    Well, old mercs are notorious for strange electrical issues, still.
    That is a really cool dash in the Merc convertible. Just love everything about it, the wheel. the dials, the wood.

  • @MrRocktuga
    @MrRocktuga 5 лет назад +18

    I’d say that Tavarish has a much more broken garage than you.
    But keep trying, you’re in the right track! 😁

  • @decomanjoel
    @decomanjoel 5 лет назад +1

    Tyler, you make this old man laugh out loud! This is the first Time that I’ve seen Frank and he is beautiful. Thank you for brightening my day.

  • @user-bj3pq2si2l
    @user-bj3pq2si2l 5 лет назад +1

    5:25 German reliability at its best! Never stops working.

  • @jimmyaber5920
    @jimmyaber5920 5 лет назад +15

    Frank will make for good company when you walk since all the great cars are broken. Good boy Frank! Bad boy Tyler!

    • @deanwinchester7179
      @deanwinchester7179 5 лет назад +1

      Upcoming video "Dog sabotages cars to spend more time with owner."

    • @TommyR489
      @TommyR489 5 лет назад

      @@deanwinchester7179 😂😂😂😂

  • @fuzzycuffs
    @fuzzycuffs 5 лет назад +10

    $5000/mo on repairs? You *are* making The Wizard rich!

    • @EvanRackle
      @EvanRackle 5 лет назад +3

      right! that’s $60k a year to the wizard from one customer!! lol

    • @theinsaneshecklador6598
      @theinsaneshecklador6598 5 лет назад +1

      @@EvanRackle A large portion of that is probably parts cost so wizard is most likely not pocketing the entire 60k. Also I'm guessing the wizard discounts his work heavily to Hoovie for all the advertising he gains.

    • @EvanRackle
      @EvanRackle 5 лет назад

      The Insane Shecklador all valid points, either way 60k of transactions is huge for one guy lol

    • @theinsaneshecklador6598
      @theinsaneshecklador6598 5 лет назад

      @@EvanRackle Not gonna disagree with you on that. 60k in repairs is a lot of $ for one guy to spend on his collection of hoopties.

  • @PhaedruS007
    @PhaedruS007 5 лет назад +11

    Looks like Hoovie went on a car detailing bender. They’ve never looked so clean!

  • @mikegleghorn5437
    @mikegleghorn5437 5 лет назад +4

    Crowder: Don't do drugs.
    Hoovie: Don't buy hoopties.
    Me: Hold my beer...

  • @mfoxo
    @mfoxo 4 года назад +1

    11:48 "You can see the throttle right between my legs"
    Yes we can!

  • @williamegler8771
    @williamegler8771 5 лет назад +37

    What happened to your other dog...
    Your daughters pedal car seems fully functional.

    • @toysoldier46552
      @toysoldier46552 5 лет назад +9

      His other dog died a few months back possibly a year ago now.

    • @Pwnulolumad
      @Pwnulolumad 5 лет назад +2

      Anthony E. Idealistic Woodworks So sad !

    • @toysoldier46552
      @toysoldier46552 5 лет назад +2

      @@Pwnulolumad Well the dog was sickly so Tyler did the humane thing, it's sad yes, but at least he didn't let his friend suffer.

    • @NoWr2Run
      @NoWr2Run 5 лет назад +4

      Isn't kind of strange that we put our animals down when their dying so they don't suffer & suffer but we let our loved ones " PEOPLE " SUFFER SO DAMN MUCH WITH SO MANY PROBLEMS ? TO ME IT'S BULLSHIT IF YOU'RE SUFFERING & KNOWING YOU'RE GOING TO DIE YOU SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO MAKE THAT CHOICE. WHO CONTROLS US ? MURICA LAND OF THE FREE, " MY ASS ".

    • @idiotstupid5904
      @idiotstupid5904 5 лет назад +2

      @@NoWr2Run
      it's called switzerland

  • @ayedee6681
    @ayedee6681 5 лет назад +61

    There is no way you'd buy the cheapest Porsche 928S in the USA!

    • @porsche928s5
      @porsche928s5 5 лет назад +4

      Aye Dee I did though and it’s trashed 1,500 for an 84s

    • @bushwood
      @bushwood 5 лет назад +2

      @@porsche928s5 5 speed?

    • @porsche928s5
      @porsche928s5 5 лет назад

      bushwood no it’s a auto

  • @a.z.3214
    @a.z.3214 5 лет назад +21

    I think it would be cheaper to just employ a mechanic full time hoovie😂

    • @Theblueyedguy
      @Theblueyedguy 5 лет назад

      Absolutely ;-)

    • @97I30T
      @97I30T 5 лет назад

      I don’t know about that. Most experienced mechanics are going to demand a higher salary than the $5,000 a month Tyler is estimating he spends on car repairs. $60,000 a year is a pretty low salary for a highly skilled mechanic.

    • @thechumpsbeendumped.7797
      @thechumpsbeendumped.7797 5 лет назад

      Kent and that’s just the labour, with the price of parts for his more exotic cars it could get way higher.

  • @nickardales968
    @nickardales968 5 лет назад +2

    FYI - For your E63, there’s additional MB coverage for the fuel system components. It covers up to 15 years from in service date.

  • @Sebastian_Dinwiddie
    @Sebastian_Dinwiddie 5 лет назад

    I laughed out loud when closing the door shut off the 500SL’s engine. Hoovie showing me his throttle between his legs quickly removed any and all smiles.

  • @abdelhameedalotaibi3657
    @abdelhameedalotaibi3657 5 лет назад +10

    That E63 does really look amazing, dont give up on it or sell it plz ..

    • @Jeremy-ff7gv
      @Jeremy-ff7gv 5 лет назад

      U mean the e63 sls?cuz no e63 has ever been releasedwith an amg config yet u americans love to talk nonsense as if u know a damn thing bout european cars

    • @charles5747
      @charles5747 5 лет назад

      Jeremy Uh the E63 is way different than than the sls if you are implying that they're the same.

  • @Bularistan4o
    @Bularistan4o 5 лет назад +15

    Tavarish was JUST at your place and you didnt ask him to bring his Lambo scanner?

    • @Toby_the_Glen
      @Toby_the_Glen 5 лет назад +2

      i remember when tavarish used to actually work on cars himself. who remembers "wrench every day", should be "pay someone to wrench every day for you"

  • @synbad2000
    @synbad2000 5 лет назад +11

    On the merc the problem is the vacuum system not a big deal. Easy fix

    • @MdoubleJay
      @MdoubleJay 5 лет назад +1

      The M156 has a really common problem with a leak in the intake, sets those faults.

    • @namemcnamerton4249
      @namemcnamerton4249 5 лет назад

      There's three of them be specific

  • @humbughumbughumbug
    @humbughumbughumbug 5 лет назад +1

    For a guy that has broken cars, it's rather brave to put cars above each other... considering the possibility of caustic chemicals dripping onto the body panels of the lower cars.

  • @WhittyPics
    @WhittyPics 5 лет назад +1

    "All 20 of my cars are broken". That is music to the Wizard's ears

  • @antonidybalski2572
    @antonidybalski2572 5 лет назад +11

    This E 63 is amazing in this spec❤️ and very rare in AMG world. I love it

    • @Jeremy-ff7gv
      @Jeremy-ff7gv 5 лет назад

      The e63 has only been released in v6 and in sls...NEVER has it been released in amg since amg didnt exist back then...stop talking shit u idiot,this is why u americans cant detail european cars,ur ego gets in the way of things,smdh

    • @thebigmacd
      @thebigmacd 5 лет назад +1

      @@Jeremy-ff7gv "amg didn't exist back then" lol do you live under a rock? AMG was founded in 1967, and has been controlled by Mercedes as Mercedes-AMG since 1999. They built 67 US-spec E63 AMG wagons for the 2007 model year, ~150 for 2007-2009 total.

  • @DA-wv7dn
    @DA-wv7dn 5 лет назад +7

    sitting on a tire right above an open engine...your chest nuts were indeed roasting

    • @Epro95
      @Epro95 5 лет назад

      Thanks for ruining the subtlety of the joke

    • @DA-wv7dn
      @DA-wv7dn 5 лет назад

      @@Epro95 my bad 😂

  • @Shadowmanners
    @Shadowmanners 5 лет назад +38

    The car wizard seems to charge more than a full time mechanic, dont you think you should invest in a full time or part time mechanic to work for you?

    • @happilyham6769
      @happilyham6769 5 лет назад +11

      When you find a mechanic that does good work and you can trust, you stick with that mechanic.

    • @qwertpoiuy430
      @qwertpoiuy430 5 лет назад +8

      IsraeliPilot there is a lot you do not see behind screen. And their friendship is a huge factor

    • @ultravern
      @ultravern 5 лет назад

      I already suggested Tyler buys the Wizard's garage.

    • @Shadowmanners
      @Shadowmanners 5 лет назад

      @@ultravern dont worry the wizard makes sure to keep him out of financial reach of being able to buy him out. Like high interest credit cards, making sure you pay so much in interest that people always have debt lol.

    • @Shadowmanners
      @Shadowmanners 5 лет назад

      @@happilyham6769 I found great mechanics that did everything for a few hundred max, legit Mercedes authorized repair shop, the car wizard costs thousands. If he values the friendship don't charge him like a random crossing town or stay friends after he gets a mechanic. Being friends shouldn't depend on being a customer all his life.

  • @chicorulez
    @chicorulez 5 лет назад +6

    Hit the like button immediately after Frank barked ❤️

  • @markanderson350
    @markanderson350 5 лет назад +2

    Love the Previa the most because you literally dropped the engine and it survived. Cute dog!

  • @trumancallaway1702
    @trumancallaway1702 5 лет назад +22

    bro I don't care if it's broken. that e63 wagon is still awesome

    • @michaelcharach
      @michaelcharach 5 лет назад +2

      Truman Callaway I agree. I am so tired of him calling all of his cars hoopties. He has the coolest collection of cars, and I wouldn’t call any of them in his garage a hooptie..

  • @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
    @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 5 лет назад +6

    I drive broken cars every day as daily drivers...I have to, I have no choice! I only gross about $21k a year as a janitor! I'm Still envious of your "broken" cars Tyler, LOL!

  • @lukegeary8366
    @lukegeary8366 5 лет назад +11

    You know it's bad when your only working car is your power wheels jeep.

    • @co_nut_co_nut
      @co_nut_co_nut 5 лет назад +1

      luke geary actually its the Reliable Japanese Car the Miata

  • @ToolDeals
    @ToolDeals 5 лет назад

    My 91 caprice used to do the weird key removal still runs thing. I have no idea what was wrong but I just used it to my advantage. Left something in the house? No problem! Just pull the key out and run in without turning it off.

  • @latrace1986
    @latrace1986 5 лет назад

    $5,000/month over the last two years that Hoovie has seriously been collecting/fixing/filming these vehicles comes out to $120,000. But with three quarters of a million subscribers, a TV deal, and partial ownership (or was he just a communications guy for Freddy's?) in some fast food franchises, he's got to be pulling in some serious cash. Don't let Hoovie fool you, he's actually not an idiot.

  • @hagbard72
    @hagbard72 5 лет назад +28

    Lesson is don't buy cheap used cars unless you have a million dollar youtube channel.

    • @neale.kaufman5168
      @neale.kaufman5168 5 лет назад +1

      Unless you have a VERY RICH DADDY....
      Which he does....
      It's easy to buy junk cars when you've got Daddy War Bucks for a father...😁

    • @awdadwadwad1723
      @awdadwadwad1723 5 лет назад +4

      @@neale.kaufman5168 he has a few businesses running, why would he need his daddy for

    • @hagbard72
      @hagbard72 5 лет назад

      @@neale.kaufman5168 Have no daddy.

    • @BmwMe-uh9sy
      @BmwMe-uh9sy 5 лет назад

      You can buy cheap used cars, but they gotta be crappy toyotas

    • @Jeremy-ff7gv
      @Jeremy-ff7gv 5 лет назад

      @@awdadwadwad1723 businesses bought for with his parents cash yea...no hardworking man could pay for all this,only privileged richkids can...if u wanna go against this,then u start up some businesses and try to get rich of hard work...u absolute dumbass

  • @slrn832472577
    @slrn832472577 5 лет назад +5

    [EDITED]
    Have you ever thought of just buying a new car? It doesn't have to be a fancy car either a new KIA Soul would do it. You wouldn't have to tell us that you bought it. I know if I were in your situation where I had a "hoopty fleet" I would have a new "emergency car" and not tell.
    I wouldn't be disappointed in you for having one and not telling us.

    • @rickster357
      @rickster357 5 лет назад

      He has a Jeep pickup

    • @overyonderjustapiece
      @overyonderjustapiece 5 лет назад +4

      Eric Daniels he did. The Jeep “rip off their customers by lying to them” Launch Edition

    • @Rentta
      @Rentta 5 лет назад

      Something reliable like Alfa Romeo Giulia

    • @ChopStickZero
      @ChopStickZero 5 лет назад

      would kinda ruin the point of the channel wouldnt it,if he starts buying new cars.

  • @gelmibson883
    @gelmibson883 5 лет назад +6

    Just as my Matchbox collection. U have to push them with ur hands to move

  • @GEAUXFRUGAL
    @GEAUXFRUGAL 5 лет назад +2

    Ask Leno even if they are perfect you still have to do things to them and they are a lot of work. I like the door off option , you get to enjoy the AC while you are putting up your sun shades.

  • @romanoverlengia5421
    @romanoverlengia5421 5 лет назад

    This is the problem with collecting vehicles, ongoing maintenance and repairs. I have two cars and two motorcycles for now, and I have plenty of work left to do. As I drove my latest purchase home last week; your theme song was playing in my head! Keep up the good work!

  • @j.harker8311
    @j.harker8311 5 лет назад +9

    I'd honestly leave the benz that's hilarious 😂 unless it's a ground like I'm assuming then I'd fix it to avoid a Ferrari situation

  • @bmwman1029
    @bmwman1029 5 лет назад +5

    The Mercedes should go on a mechanical problems compilation lol.

    • @northtexasskies3243
      @northtexasskies3243 5 лет назад

      Fr

    • @statementleaver8095
      @statementleaver8095 5 лет назад

      The AMG problem is clearly the fuel rail!
      Purge the system! And restart engine and clear codes
      If the wizard gets a stethoscope on the pumps and listens for a tell tale priming noise!
      If one stays on longer to get up to pressure then it's a air leak in the system (fuel rail with missing cap is a huge clue) it's just a one way valve like a tyre valve that is letting air in to the fuel rail!
      Because the engine bay is hot the fuel evaporates as soon as it drips (just not enough to cause a fire) due to injectors squirting when the car is running air is being sucked in.

  • @Habu12
    @Habu12 5 лет назад +29

    Last time I was this early, John DeLorean was still alive.

  • @TheV8Pumpkin
    @TheV8Pumpkin 5 лет назад +20

    *EHHH UHH THEY'RE JUST A BUNCH OF ENDLESS MONEY PITS*
    -Sotty Killme

    • @LocustBETTAFISH
      @LocustBETTAFISH 5 лет назад +2

      TIME FOR, SCOTTY KILMER SHOW!

    • @nickcce
      @nickcce 5 лет назад +1

      @@LocustBETTAFISH rev up your endless money pits!!!

  • @tehbrutenextdoor
    @tehbrutenextdoor 5 лет назад +1

    I love that I got an ad right after the wizard said “probably more” when referencing the Wagon. LOL