what your keyboard says about you
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- Опубликовано: 5 окт 2023
- I roast your keyboard preferences. No offense (full offense). I am definetly not all of these things.
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Развлечения
I think the takeaway is no matter what keyboard we have, we're all trash for being in this hobby.
its me, I am trash
@@ShoobsTubeus too
Checkmate, I'm off the charts with a 120% and buckling springs
knees and back on life support (very based set up tho)
scp-ass motherfucker
you seem to not exist because there's like 3 of you, and because endgame is a lie yet you found it
@@ShoobsTubeTrue
I have a full sized buckling springs, I want a 120% though
@@ShoobsTube pause
thanks for saying everything that needed to be said
Howdy hey Hipyo, how are you?
hi omg hipyyo
he basically spat hot fire at everyone that owns a keyboard.
"There's no point in roasting 40%s they probably enjoy it" hit me like a train
Edit: The tactiles too 😭😭
I am a 40s user. *My average character requires thousands of keys to type, i am a step beyong mere mortals.*
Anyways no joksies tho i never felt pain stepping on legos.
Maybe i was just meant to be.
@@Tobikaboom1 *I am a 40s user, I will immediately comment on the size of your keyboard if it is larger than a 45%, I will always comment on how much more efficient I am because my hands have to move less and I am therefore faster, whenever my hands cramp from the size of my keyboard I will continue to type because the pain I feel is nothing compared to the pain that is knowing some people don't use 40% layouts*
the microsoft teams notification made me frantically check my work laptop
microsoft teams and linkedIn is my personal hell
my arisu with tactile switches mean that i am as far removed from human contact as can be
just need weeb keycaps as well
same man, ive got like 4 of em
Me when I get the overpriced hobby autism instead of the photographic memory autism
Absolutely right that the only feedback i get is from the hard tactility of my switches.
type fast enough and its almost like someone is holding your hand
Just because I rolled low on hair genetics doesn't mean you get to say it out loud. But I swear wax boil can save disgusting alps switches.
It actually does, made my salmons much better
Well. I guess you could say i'm either a menace to society for using 40% with box jade and a basic npc with wob tkl
I like to choose my persona for the day by swapping out my keebs
Absolutely love your content
"Wait, these are all bad", I think to myself as I sit here typing... on my black TKL with grey on black keycaps and linear switches, finally realising that it is indeed the purpose of a "roast" - a disturbingly accurate one for this typist. Good job sir.
Why do you talk like a redditor?
Your videos bring me comfort dawg
Someone somewhere woke up today, got on their custom designed buckle spring 1800, fired up youtube, and claimed superiority over all keyboard "enthusiasts"
As a 17 year old who likes full size keyboards, likes alps, and likes beige, I can confirm that whenever I stand up after sitting down for a while, I hear at least 19 cracks
I switched from an enormous Sun Type 6 keyboard to a first gen HHKB twenty-five years ago. Now I'm waiting on my pre-ordered Wooting 60HE. HHKB probably deserves it's own roast category.
Now that's some good quality roast.
Damn. Didnt think i would get roasted so hard for using a full size.. But its a Wooting Lekker Edition 🥺 The first Hall Effect board they created.
lets get you to bed pops
I mean he wasn’t wrong about it XD
Hall Effects are actually super old, they used to do contactless boards exclusively for high-end applications, because it was the easiest way to get keys not to bind.
@@richardhunter9779 Some of my favorite vintage keyboards have Hall Effect switches!
I don't like being called out on being a boomer that accurately.
that reminds me, I have 3 razer boards to desolder and harvest.
accurate.
That was a great video. I loved it. And yes, I am an old man loving ALPS.
40% mostly linear, occasional clicky: Masochist with mostly vanilla, occasional terrorist leanings? 👌
Pure gold.
So what does your preferred mounting style say about you? How about flex cut/no flex cut? This video is scuffed and so are we.
I'm using a laptop keyboard right now 🤨
There are 2 types of people in this world. Those who have flex cuts in their PCB's and those who are going to heaven. That is all.
bro the tkl part is pretty percise....
as an alice tactile user you nailed it
every time I watch a shoobs video i need to take a 2 week cleanse from the keyboard hobby
i just touch the pcb directly. you dont need anything else
as a tactile user, u are correct
60% encapsulates my existence
great video 10/10
me sitting here with my odin v2 and a glass of bourbon getting really worried that I might have a family out there somewhere.
rare shoobs upload lets go
btw typed on my 40 percent with box navies, unlubed and no foam
3:31 even the babies in stock photos got perms now man wtf
What if your keyboard is 50 mice THEORETICALLY
HAHAHA great video. FR tho what be that 40% keyboard? It looks sooooo good. I need to know!
you definetly an excel enjoyer
Can confirm, I am a basic boomer who has yet to feel the touch of another human being
This one hit a little too close to home. But i loved it. Almost as much as a 40’s user would
I use a SK96S with linear switches (and silent...), and I must say this is so accurate that I'm happy you didn't talk about AZERTY fr XDA keycaps.
wow.. the tactile part.. hit too close to home
checkmate on the split and alice T.T
Pick me Basic Koreabo, yay, but you forgot I've got lubed silent switchs on my split board 😎
number of deskmat under the keeb and category for each number is missing.
me with my temu 65% build using clone black switches below noname xda profile keycaps on a keyboard I didn't find online after searching for, coming out at 40 bucks total (it's actually kinda dope and I love the way it sounds)
I'm 37 with a 40% Haitun full of tactiles as a daily driver. This was accurate. Just ask my mommy... wife.
A walking W:
50%
Electro-Capacitive
Transparent, English only keycaps
I enjoy using all types of keyboard layouts. I change layouts depending on mood and need. I suddenly don’t know myself after this vid. 😅
me with them IBM springs and the largest patent name there ever was
I thought I was going to be a degenerate, not subhuman still checks out, but my soul hurts now....
Nobody is safe 😂
I have quite a few 75s and 60s, big oof, haha
Gotta agree with the 75% one.
ngl, described the average 65% layout user perfectly.
I'm 19 and use a full sized clicky keyboard...
Funny enough the whole joint pain bit still applies though, same with the hairline
Me when the grey keycaps, gat yellows, and tkl
ill have you know i dont cough my lungs out i puke them out
i own a asus azoth and im a proud owner of this amazing custom gaming keyboard, thanks to hipyo i am loving this keyboard and in the future will mod it to be better.
Me: Typing on a 40% split
I guess I enjoy pain lol
Really enjoying exploring my piss fetish with my alice 40% with hangul sub legends
FRL TKL but looks more like a 65%+ 75% and degen keycaps and tactiles...
Checkmate.
"The only feedback you get is from your switches" 💀
Damn this video summarized: Shoobs hating on himself
but shoobs what if i use everything in the video
except 40s
Im sorry to say, but the brain rot is terminal
Bro I do pray to Singa for a chance at that Kohaku...
So what am I doing wrong with Silent Tactiles? Please tell me papa Shoobs. I need to know what opinion to have of myself. Thank you in advance.
As a clicky full size boomer, I have never been so offended by something I 100% agree with.
What about the AT layout? I do love my W1-AT
Me having everything in this video except for a 40% yet (yikes)
that oprah slander was so unnecessary 😭
Shoobs: If you use 40%, you are a masochist with a humiliation fetish.
Shoobs' editor: *looks at Shoobs* How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?
Very accurate on the 65% users. Everything about them is tHoCcCcCCcccccCCcCCCCCCCCCCCCcccccc
Jokes on you, being far from human touch is okay for me since I'm subhuman anyway 💀
definitely need the amex black for a 60%
**** you shoobs I use a full size and I feel personally attacked right now.
As a 75% tactile gang with clone keycaps, you know me better than I do
Chad 1800 users ain't even on Shoobs' radar
Ahaha, as a corne user, a 40% ergo split, this was funny as heck
credits to duwapcs
Perfect, I didn't make the hit-list.... My layout is something of an anomaly, in that there have been relatively few keyboards made with it.
lmaoo i use 65% and u were right about everything including the parents thing :(
The fuggen Shin Megami Tensei music on the 75% section tho 😂
I'm pretty sure you got three hands @Shoobs, because you were landing hits from every direction. Thanks for the equal-opportunity roasting. Do keycap profiles next !
what keycaps are on the split keyboard like the teal red and white one
if you use your index finger to press the spacebar when typing then you probably also like to pour your milk before the cereal
your pngtuber content is too compelling, it's time for vtuber shoobs
thats when I finally lose all my ability to touch grass (not that I do)
not wrong about the topre part
My balding head of 36 years old, with TKL and linears on the table, approves this roast.
75 so accurate and im SO sorry
oh no, 60% enjoyer.... got caught red handed
Bro I like my Keychron K2 V2 okay 😭
Killdozer tho…
75% plus a wireless numpad next to it I literally never use. I'm basically a Batman villain origin story.
What is that intro??? I swear I heard those exact words somewhere else.
When I have three of these layouts I might as well be a trifecta of "Flavor of the Week"
🤝 Thank you for calling fellow trash out, hello i am also trash
75 percent keyboards are goated
as a 65% user who uses Zealios V2's and you're not far off lmao I even have the foam in my KBD67mkII oof (in my defense I had to buy a new PCB at some point after pulling a trace, and I figured I might as well order the foam too)
I do own way too many artisans tho, and I see the 65% as a 60% with arrow keys and an artisan column.
I also have a Portico 65% with WoB keycaps (they were 20$) and an unbuilt split ergo (Waka60) which I won a prototype of in a contest.
Also, 65% without a .25u blocker looks absolutely hideous, unless you use 1.5 u modifiers. Having an uneven bottom row just looks like a nightmare to me, get your 1u bottom row modifiers outta my face.
Stepped caps lock is also peak, and while split backspace isn't for me, I respect it.
The split spacebar people scare me tho.
Also, the lack of mention of Cyrillic, Greek and other sublegends in this video is criminal 😤
Alice gang. I love this
me: fullsize w/ clickiez and black and seafoam keycaps.... uh.... OH and it's a blue q6.... because it was the bearbones in stock. so uh... what does that say about me? (i want to put a solinoid and a beeper in it too.... thouse are so cool!!!)