flaminghotpickle ok basically you don’t wanna run into your own line, or else you lose. You wanna try to make your circle cover the whole map. Other players can run into your line and kill you. You can also do that do them. And if someone kills you, you lose. So to sum it all up, you just wanna kill other players and make your circle as big as possible.
@@modernmillennium they literally do have 0 braincells, they're bots designed to make you think you're playing with people so you stick around and watch ads
Hdallz the normal game is with only bots lmao, you can play the game in airplane mode meaning no one else is in that server because you would HAVE to have internet access...
The bots would look less like bots if they didn't have a specified turn radius and didn't travel in perfectly straight trajectories. Unless the dude is playing against a bunch of surgeons and model ship makers.
@@canter1ter God I feel so called out in these replies. As someone who plays with arrow keys I love my strait lines and triangles. Also I like to sometimes call myself Ohio cause of Ohio memes.
This video is actually kinda interesting to me, I’ve tried to 100% this game before and never done any good, but I always assumed the best strategy was to make a ring around the entire map, so you can close it off and just get the whole map in one go
Making sure your area connects to the edge is good, but usually you get cut off way before you can make it all the way around the circle. Ive tried to do little pieces of the edge so I dont die, but usually the back area gets cut off by other players/bots before you got time to make it all the way round. Its about the least surface area exposed
Me: looks at for a few seconds and promises to only watch a little cause I don’t wanna waste 10 minutes Me again: That watermelon didn’t wanna give up what a guy
Seeing videos like this give me hope for accomplishing the same. So far, I’ve been able to get to 93.4% and consistently get an average of 40%-60%. Waiting to get 100% for myself.
@@fnc_ Check the info. At first, America was found by vikings in X century. And then, in 1492, Columb (Representing Spain) found America. England haven't found America first.
This seems a little fishy, literally every single “player” (I think most of them are bots) don’t go for the kill when they see tifo’s line, they just turn around and not to mention the fact that there has to be that one guy who is like, “oh he is about to win, time to sacrifice myself”. There are so many times where his line is out in the open but no one goes for the kill. Also, the video itself is barely longer than 10 minutes and a few other videos of tifo are also just a few seconds longer than 10 minutes. Seem Fishy?
Imagine if it said “Level 1 complete! “ and the map just got twice as large
"challenge accepted"
deep
Omg oof
How many levels a would there be?
That’s actually a cool idea!
Imagine he got to 99% but then *accidentally runs into his own line*
can someone explain the game rules
i don’t understand pls
flaminghotpickle ok basically you don’t wanna run into your own line, or else you lose. You wanna try to make your circle cover the whole map. Other players can run into your line and kill you. You can also do that do them. And if someone kills you, you lose. So to sum it all up, you just wanna kill other players and make your circle as big as possible.
oh my fucking god thats anxiety fuel right there
Green Tea second life
I would literally kill myself if that happened to me
Imagine doing all this and later finding out that he forgot to press the record button
Pink Strawberry crawl into a corner and hide under a blanket while googling painless way to break all my bones.
Omg yes! That would be me
Imagine using this joke even though it’s already been done hundreds of times
Imagine just trying to crack a joke peacefully without anyone telling how old it is
Pink Strawberry it would be MADNESS
Bots when he makes a long line: Doesn't care
Bots when I make a very very short like: *Now, this is an avengers level threat.*
I hate bots theyre annoying. but when I got 63% one bot maked long line and he -2.6% he's annoying
BECAUSE ITS FAKE
@@modernmillennium y would it b fake?
@@rsvdark_main it will be real if you tell me the opponents has zero braincell.Seriously how can you survive that long outside
@@modernmillennium they literally do have 0 braincells, they're bots designed to make you think you're playing with people so you stick around and watch ads
I’m just surprised he survived the first time leaving the circle.
@@juuzousuzuya9916 OmG XxX it's yu
❤️😁
It's because these players are not real people. They are just bots.
Right
You have the same pic as me...
This whole video is just one giant anxiety attack.
GS SG I mean... You’re not wrong
Yea
He played against bot...
I mean I thought it was pretty satisfying
Mhm
Gets 99% and dies: “I used to rule the world”
That’s like Daenerys in game of thrones XD
Viva la Vida?
Saint Peter yep.
Seas would rise when I gave the word
@@bluepurity9165 now in the morning I sleep alone
Kieth fought to the bitter end, what a lad.
o7
o7
Too bad he was a bot
@@potatogod975 we know
o7
no one:
youtube: hey remember this game you played last year?
Same
Same just that it's the summer that passed
Wow, finally an original and funny comment, thanks!!!
@@shitsalad5029 "original" i see that like 40009 times everyday
@@Nebuqlous think he was being sarcastic
Server: *exists*
Tifo: *It's free real estate!*
I'm subbing.
ElectroTiger75210 No fucking shit.
@@lifesucks2996 dude why so hostile lol
It's AI
Bots: I fear no man, but that thing, it scares me
vivian irific This is random, but you have the same name as me... I didn’t think I would ever find someone lol
KitCat Love4Life this is some mobile ripoff and its with bots only i tried it this guy got 4m views with no effort
@@hdallz5389 i was about to say something like this, this looks really easy...
Wait does anyone here know that it’s a TF2 reference?
Hdallz the normal game is with only bots lmao, you can play the game in airplane mode meaning no one else is in that server because you would HAVE to have internet access...
The bots would look less like bots if they didn't have a specified turn radius and didn't travel in perfectly straight trajectories. Unless the dude is playing against a bunch of surgeons and model ship makers.
7:58 black really just made a perfect circle
@@richardgibson8403 sus
well yeah, those are bots, no one would call himself "italy" or "ohio"
Realistic or not? I need your advice ❤ I tried 😉 Put Like please 👉👈 ruclips.net/video/qaChjRZn8Gc/видео.html
@@canter1ter God I feel so called out in these replies. As someone who plays with arrow keys I love my strait lines and triangles. Also I like to sometimes call myself Ohio cause of Ohio memes.
“How much of the map do you want to fill with purple?”
tifo: *yes*
yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Him: gets to 100% without dying or respawning
Me: *dies every 2 seconds*
But he had probably tried like 11 times
Me to
He got to 99.99 😂
I think this took him awhile he just cut the fails out
JohngamerYT look st his best
It is 0.00% that means he hasnt even played the game
This video is actually kinda interesting to me, I’ve tried to 100% this game before and never done any good, but I always assumed the best strategy was to make a ring around the entire map, so you can close it off and just get the whole map in one go
By going all the way one go will kill you.
Making sure your area connects to the edge is good, but usually you get cut off way before you can make it all the way around the circle. Ive tried to do little pieces of the edge so I dont die, but usually the back area gets cut off by other players/bots before you got time to make it all the way round. Its about the least surface area exposed
I've almost done it all the way around in one go, I saw my base and died right before.
Realistic or not? I need your advice ❤ I tried 😉 Put Like please 🤫 ruclips.net/video/qaChjRZn8Gc/видео.html
@@magicrainbow1909 bot
The world: exists
Genghis Khan:
Lmao 😂
@@Kicnik your name got me
The world: *exists*
Turkish people believing the ottoman empire will come back:
The UK too, but with islands
Russia:
Me: looks at for a few seconds and promises to only watch a little cause I don’t wanna waste 10 minutes
Me again: That watermelon didn’t wanna give up what a guy
Lol
These are bots lol
KR gaming I know that’s my point I was invested lol
And 2nd place but they’re bots so obviously they’re gonna join back
Its a bot
Did I search this?: no
Did I watch the whole thing?: *yes*
So glad I watched. This man is fking legendary
I watched it at 2× speed
same same
Professor C. Lion fuck i wished i saw this comment before watching this video
Merry Christmas or whatever u guyz celebrate
"Sorry I can't get my crown off my head, it's stuck."
Yep lol
Yep LOL
Isn't that because you won/winning?
Karina Playz yeah u missed the joke
Karina Playz r/woooosh
Tifo: "finally covered the whole map!"
Camera guy: "so when do you want me to start recording?"
Nobody:
The British Empire:
Finally a history joke I can understand
Mr.LegendsXD what about Roman Empire?
@@Suspiciousgaming76 Yeah, But the british empire has more land mass
I’m half British, will I be good at this game?!?!
@@no_cubed If you were a decendant of William the Conqueror or Barron Robert Clive then Yes
6:21 the worst part is when you kill someone and a new guy appears with a very tiny circle and kills your huge progress...happened to me many times
Or when you spawn and someone immediately kills you
In teams mode my team just killed another team but then a banana team spawns out of thin air and kills me
Imagine being stuck on the same server as this guy
Jesus christ this got so many likes
Edit: aight. Just to make it clear, i know it's bots.
i am satan they’re not real people
OnThatMilesYT I think it’s only robots if you have no WiFi but real people if you do
It’s probably just bots but I also think it might be real people because it’s really hard to beat robot idk tho
Oh my lord this comment is actually popular
One of the names was "urine"
I don't think it was a bot lmao
Imagine Keith's anxiety while Tifo has 99% of the board
“OH GOD OH FU-“
Bots don't feel anxiety
@@want-diversecontent3887 thats the joke....
@@potentia16 Here's the question: Are you really sure there's a joke here?
Realistic or not? I need your advice ❤ I tried 😉 Put Like please 🤔 ruclips.net/video/qaChjRZn8Gc/видео.html
I am FULLY convinced that when I play this game I’m playing with bots
...yes you are. you can litteraly play on plane mode ._.
peoples still thinks its not the case
Yes it's ai. But it's awesome
@@leenolantern but can u play without wifi
@@yarlinaomi yes
Imagine he died at 90%
Lol
well he didnt i did before...but at 99.99% arrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I feel bad for you now
That is why you must learn to *BUILD A WALL* around everyone.
@@donaldtrumpondrugs6271 Donald Trump are you okay? You seem drunk.
Want a snickers? You go psych when you're hungry.
Imagine he wasn’t actually playing: his mouse had a mind of its own
Lol
Lel😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂
Lol
I'd be like:
Me: Ahem sell me that computer/mouse
*detriot become human*
This guy: so easy
Me: rages at bots
Some just doesn’t rage
Realistic or not? I need your advice ❤ I tried 😉 Put Like please ❤ ruclips.net/video/qaChjRZn8Gc/видео.html
@@magicrainbow1909 whatt-
Everyone: **trying to win**
Tifo: *No...*
Itz Sara - Challenges And Art you are not allowed
GD Thisisepic123 true
@@gdthisisepic1232 true
600000÷_(
100.100.1000
If this game was actually online i'd be impressed.
Frisian ESC the game is online .... he’s playing on pc
Santiago Ramirez he means with real players.
Cursedox it is with real players
@@noticee3825 it isn't. They're bots. If you turn your wifi off you'll still be able to play.
what if you only played with bots offline, but online its with real players?
bots: why do i hear boss music?
Him: *kills everyone*
Me: *one of the People who died of him*
@@almaluvu ?
1,000 subs with No videos.yeh?
@@almaluvu I don't get what you said
1,000 subs with No videos. I meant that: Tifo kills everybody, and im one of the people Who die from him. Its just an example.🤷♀️
7:58 what a perfect circle
yes
@Matt Bautista that black one
He almost died
Everyone in the server was a paid actor
They're all bots by default. Paper.io 2 isn't actually an online game, it's just pretending to be.
@@AnastasiaDalia2005 it isnt on PC either... all bots. just look at the movement patterns and accuracy of lines and usernames
@@therealswinery5416 You must be fun in parties
25K Subs with no videos They bots
Ok... Most of you deserve nice hard *Woosh*
Talent show director: what is your talent?
This dude: *paperio2*
this just screamed “go big or go home” to my face
thats exactly what i was thinking during the last part of the video
Well why go big if you can go home
This guy: covers 100 percent of the map
Me: can’t even cover 15 percent
My best was 6%. Not that bad right?
@@B58-Minecraft yeah that’s quite good my pb is near 6 too, i haven’t played that game in months
@@B58-Minecraft my best was 75.5%
@@sauliusvitkauskas8741 NO FLEX
@@dissapointment630 And you dont care about B58 he said his score too!
literally anyone else: *exists*
Tifo: so you have chosen...death.
Nobody:
America during the Manifest Destiny period:
ringo starr is an e boy finally a smart nerd like me!
@@lucydrexel3073 🙌🙌😝
Yay more history geeks like me
Lmao underrated comment
Me not a history guy but I can finally relate to the nerds
tifo: gets 100%
me: gets 1%
edit: oh myyy tysm for the likes haha
I only get 0.1 percent ...
@@kpopkookiezz693 I know it's a joke but how?
@@kpopkookiezz693 we actually get 0.66 when we spawn no whoosh
@Rkoking 101 u can't Woosh me because I know it was a joke
Rkoking 101
NOT FUNNY
DIDN'T LAUGH
imagine being the one to take him down
Id feel like a god slayer
@@eagletgriff 100 years AGO
They're bots...
@@retsrtsethsrbsf1167 yeah well imagine someone is the bot
me: “who would waste their life trying to get around the full map?”
also me: **proceeds to try myself**
I got something like 50% but that's it
i once got houndred i was so happy i ran around my whole school screaming : I GOT THE UNICORN 😨😵
@@Green.cereal the students: the fuck he doin?
The best I've done was like 39.2 😂
Иди дура
Paper.io:
Tifo: It’s free real estate
Noce
Random guy : goes into Tifos territory and steals his land
Tifo : *Im about to end this mans whole career*
Me: I can do that
Also me: *dies instantly*
Me: bragging about getting 20%
Tifo: I’m about to end this mans whole career
Crazy stuff
I got 100 once but is cuz I was bein sneeki breeki round the edges an got the whole way round the map
I got 61% and died. no lie. and I died by curling on myself.
big SMH/face palm moment here😔😔😔 was very depressing
me: intensely watching and having an anxiety attack
ad: LibErtY lIbErtY LibErTy
LIBERTY LIBERTY,
LIBERTY. LIBERTY
*_LIBERTY LIBERTY_*
Libruhtee
Only pay for what you need
Yes
Somebody: **loses their space progress**
Tifo: *It’s free real estate.*
?
You :wtf is going on
X Just Goku X how isnt he dying when he goes around i die if i do that
@@celinemacalanda2462 bots questionmark
Tf u mean somebody the game is offline singleplayer
*I'm damn sure,*
*RUclips will recommend me this in 10 years and by that time it will have 50 million views*
No one:
The Mongol Empire:
True
まだオタク志望 ikr 🤦🏻♂️like ASIA OWNED IT FIRST
THE PERSIAN EMPIRE
Mr Oof nah I think you mean the Islamic religion
Anime_ Akira if it were the British empire he would have lost at 25% my guy
Me: I wanna try this!
*dies immediately*
“Oh..”
"reality is often disappointing."
@WastingUrLife
“ah yes, a man of culture i see.”
Ikr
Me: tries to cover the map
Also me: dies the second i leave the circle
The "drawing wangers" strategy never fails.
I'm pretty sure he has this thing were the bots don't attack him.
Yushi1capriisun are you blind?
😂 😂 😂
We can cheat paper
.io 2?
I think it’s just normal bots
@@syarifahhanifah641 no but the game is not online
person with the largest amount of land:
everyone: **tries to steal a lot of land**
xX__Dumb_Trash__Xx - was this meant to be funny?
Oof
Spine.....
Jack F if course not look at his/her profile They have Gacha animation and a crap ton of animation and weird emo shit.
Flayvon
Does it even matter? It’s just what they want to do.
Flayvon ew
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He takes 100% of the mapppp
Sorry just felt like doing that
Ruby Gilmore lol
It's AtAcK duMBaSs
@@starcluster2593 rSlAsH wOoOoOsH
MineZBLL poopy heads don’t get the joke
@@shoqqz uhm, i was joking ok?
*Imagine going into his own line in that last capture*
Nobody:
The Romans:
Nobody:
Itz Eevee Chi:
Nobody:
The romans:
Imagine using normie trash “nobody” memes in 2019
Alexander the Great
was gonna comment something like this but u did it so k
@@Grievous_Nix I agree
Nobody:
Nobody:
Tifo:I’m calm this easy
Me:”dies every 1 second
Hi I'm now here my name is Mason code and I like your video.
No one:
Me: OMG ITS THE PERSON FROM THE AD
Why didn’t you just say “OMG ITS THE PERSON FROM THE AD”? Like, if it’s you saying it?
Joe Barrett i dont beg for liekss XDD
iKr
stupidt sanrio they meant since you re the one saying it why did you include the no one: bit
@@stupidtsanrio3554 He didn't ask you to beg for likes though...
Me: looks at the gameplay for 5 sec not wanting to watch whole thing
Me: Goes to the end and sees that this guy wins
I edited this comment so none of the replies make sense.
Saying what and no
Im sorry but thair bots atleast 75% of them
XD right.... Not like I ever do that.....( ͡°ᴥ ͡° ʋ)😅
@Gacha in X yes
@@rodneycollier2859 it's an offline game , all of them r bots
The poor people who just joined not realising someone already has 93%
its not a person, its a coded ai robots
@MyFenceBroke i said ai
Isnt the gsme just bots
lusty index a bot is a ai
@@Tlarge_3 OKAY SO? HE ASKED "isnt this game is from whole bots
Me: *Making myself a cozy spot to relax in on paper.io
Everyone in game: *Ours*
Well... Yeah... That's the whole point of the game - competition
Imagine dying when you already got 99% and have to start over again
0:32 that circle like wow
hi i am yt er if u wanna see annoying pidgeon meme then go to my yt and sub if u want
buddered egg uhh no
@@diegoestrada8485 lol I expected that tha was a joke btw
9:50 It was in this moment that Keith started rethinking some life choises he had made 😂😂😂
Me: *attempts*
Game: I'm about to end this mans whole career
Me: *dies in 5 seconds*
Other people: *makes a video like this but they hacked*
This guy:
*Pathetic.*
This is fake the ai ain’t that dumb
Amateurs.
ruclips.net/video/D4nUnmku4Qk/видео.html
@@-lyuu946 ruclips.net/video/D4nUnmku4Qk/видео.html
Stop advertising pls
Anyone notice that his best was 0.00%? Though I think they got a new account.
(Hacker)
@@speedercat154 no
Red Thorne yes
@@speedercat154 how would he even hack?
Yes
Him: Starts off by wandering around then coming back with 7%
Me: Dies after I cant see my area anymore.
Pro player: I got 80 percent control on paper.io2
Tifo: Hold my beer
Weird person he drinks no beer
“Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.”
― Sun Tzu, The Art of War
I can’t be the only one laughing at the fact that someone at the beginning was called urinal. 😂
Yup u are
Me too
Ur the only
... *Not impressed as a girl and bird* See even my bird wont laugh!
Btw hes a boy
*Imagine he has 100.000 score and after the camera its off*
“Oops, well time to do it again!”
That's why I always keep the camera on when I play!
@@sarfies hahah
• m o o n s t a r • shit bro
Imagine he died at 95%
Imagine he died at 99.9%
Gunjesh Tamle impossible after the last person he killed, he was at 98%
Gunjesh Tamle then big OOF
He was trying to expand but accidentally in the corner he moved back and killed himself
Seeing videos like this give me hope for accomplishing the same. So far, I’ve been able to get to 93.4% and consistently get an average of 40%-60%. Waiting to get 100% for myself.
Thanos: take over paper io 2
Why is this so satisfying to watch
Lol ikr
uh idk
Ikr
•Wolfie Playz• Agreeee
ur so gud when I play I die in the first 5 seconds lmao
Me too
Scratish_ YT same
Thats what happens when I try doinh what he is
Fix your spelling
Lol same
Me: at 50%
Rage quit: someone spawns in front of me “dies”
Me: cry’s for a hour
Me: *watches video*
me: *gets a **paper.io** ad with a tifo gameplay*
Me: what the fu-
It’s stolen
Europe: Mmm, look at this new continent!
*Spain, Britain, Portugal:*
I don’t get it..
@@karleyneider4014 they were colonizers
Green Tea
They put the names wrong
Britain originally found the American continent, then Europe, Spain, and Portugal started claiming land
@@fnc_ Check the info. At first, America was found by vikings in X century. And then, in 1492, Columb (Representing Spain) found America. England haven't found America first.
Its France, not Portugal
This seems a little fishy, literally every single “player” (I think most of them are bots) don’t go for the kill when they see tifo’s line, they just turn around and not to mention the fact that there has to be that one guy who is like, “oh he is about to win, time to sacrifice myself”.
There are so many times where his line is out in the open but no one goes for the kill.
Also, the video itself is barely longer than 10 minutes and a few other videos of tifo are also just a few seconds longer than 10 minutes. Seem Fishy?
They are all bots, by default, actually. I figured that out when I tried to play in Airplane Mode, and it worked.
Yea
When? Time stamps?
@@thefatje1lybean here 00:00-10:02
@@mariaalcaraz4446 lmao
The fact that he did this on the first try just makes it more awesome
No one:
Actually no one:
Army taking over charts:
Yes this is ARMY all over 😂
😂
Armys unite
HAHAHHAHA YES
Trisha Aryaa yess girl 😂💜
Imagine what the person in 2nd place thought
Imagine you just died in that spot and you were at 99.1% •-•
орлнсонвслуціслсн
Кегшщраюдм
Хат?лллюьлм
Roblox Cat ?
•-• *big oof*
Tifo: **really good at it** me: **gets all confident and opens paperio** also me: **fails miserably** = i will now stand in the corner and cry
me: having an anxiety attack
youtube ad: DID SOMEBODY SAY KFC?
Dreamzzz Im eating KFC for my dinner lol
Does KFC calm your anxiety attacks?
Cuz I LOVE food lol
Charlboarding me too
KFC is shit, in one of restaurants i eat KFC, and after some time im feeling diarrhea.
How KFC make own food?
предпоследний - коронный everyone has there own opinion
6:21 a person **enters to the server**
Tifo: *NO*
LOL
Lol
When your phone dies while playing
He's (or she's) on PC.
@@williamsmith6921 omg it's a joke
@@katelyndelaney4297 whyd you get so offended over that. the only thing that person said was the person is on PC. they didn't say anything rude 🤣
Sweet Insomniacs how was she offended?
Sweet Insomniacs jeezus she was just telling somebody it was a joke because they didn’t understand it, that doesn’t mean they are offended
I got a Paper.io 2 ad before this video, and the player's name was Tifo. I wish I was making this shit up.
I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream: reach 100%
Wait aren't u Marina ivina not Giorno Giovanna
r/ihavereddit honestly bro reddit has been overused outside of it too much just leave it alone
Kristijan Penić industriesTM if u don’t understand JoJokes don’t use Reddit things.
*Giorno theme starts playing*
I wish you could team up with other players to combine your land amount.
No
I wish you were straight
@@sordonic9195Your wish was granted a long time ago.
Я: о, круто. Пойду повторю.
Я через 5 минут: СССССУУУУУУКККККАААААААААААААА
What
XDD
Первый коммент на русском который я увидел на этом видео.
Wha
Лол у меня получилось
Me: Oh, 10 minutes video, I will watch just the beginning and the last part.
Also Me: wait why did I watch the entire video
Damn this dude have motivation and expecting from his self the highest goals, good job, keep it up
Why am I watching this at 3 a.m waiting for my alarm to turn on on a school day ?
Imagine the feeling of someone spawning and taking tons of your land
Them: Our Goal is to survive and progress
Tifo: *C O N Q U E R*