Paper.io 2 Map Control: 100.00%

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  • Paper.io 2 Map Control: 100.00%

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  • @hocomiren
    @hocomiren 3 года назад +8206

    Imagine if it said “Level 1 complete! “ and the map just got twice as large

  • @ThatAviationGamer
    @ThatAviationGamer 3 года назад +9825

    Bots when he makes a long line: Doesn't care
    Bots when I make a very very short like: *Now, this is an avengers level threat.*

    • @sauliusvitkauskas8741
      @sauliusvitkauskas8741 3 года назад +280

      I hate bots theyre annoying. but when I got 63% one bot maked long line and he -2.6% he's annoying

    • @modernmillennium
      @modernmillennium 3 года назад +30

      BECAUSE ITS FAKE

    • @rubenvanderark4960
      @rubenvanderark4960 3 года назад +22

      @@modernmillennium y would it b fake?

    • @modernmillennium
      @modernmillennium 3 года назад +71

      @@rubenvanderark4960 it will be real if you tell me the opponents has zero braincell.Seriously how can you survive that long outside

    • @undergroundmonorail
      @undergroundmonorail 3 года назад +387

      @@modernmillennium they literally do have 0 braincells, they're bots designed to make you think you're playing with people so you stick around and watch ads

  • @femme11
    @femme11 4 года назад +4779

    no one:
    youtube: hey remember this game you played last year?

    • @musantathomas1456
      @musantathomas1456 4 года назад +10

      Same

    • @villiatheotter2757
      @villiatheotter2757 4 года назад +9

      Same just that it's the summer that passed

    • @shitsalad5029
      @shitsalad5029 4 года назад +7

      Wow, finally an original and funny comment, thanks!!!

    • @Nebuqlous
      @Nebuqlous 4 года назад +1

      @@shitsalad5029 "original" i see that like 40009 times everyday

    • @Olliefouracre
      @Olliefouracre 4 года назад +5

      @@Nebuqlous think he was being sarcastic

  • @a1919akelbo
    @a1919akelbo 3 года назад +1319

    The bots would look less like bots if they didn't have a specified turn radius and didn't travel in perfectly straight trajectories. Unless the dude is playing against a bunch of surgeons and model ship makers.

    • @richardgibson8403
      @richardgibson8403 3 года назад +139

      7:58 black really just made a perfect circle

    • @h-Films
      @h-Films 2 года назад +17

      @@richardgibson8403 sus

    • @canter1ter
      @canter1ter 2 года назад +41

      well yeah, those are bots, no one would call himself "italy" or "ohio"

    • @magicrainbow1909
      @magicrainbow1909 2 года назад

      Realistic or not? I need your advice ❤ I tried 😉 Put Like please 👉👈 ruclips.net/video/qaChjRZn8Gc/видео.html

    • @HuttsonKill
      @HuttsonKill 2 года назад +19

      @@canter1ter God I feel so called out in these replies. As someone who plays with arrow keys I love my strait lines and triangles. Also I like to sometimes call myself Ohio cause of Ohio memes.

  • @468-v2m
    @468-v2m 4 года назад +4176

    Imagine doing all this and later finding out that he forgot to press the record button

    • @tedbennett7135
      @tedbennett7135 4 года назад +129

      Pink Strawberry crawl into a corner and hide under a blanket while googling painless way to break all my bones.

    • @ginakoene8590
      @ginakoene8590 4 года назад +18

      Omg yes! That would be me

    • @LethalMonarch
      @LethalMonarch 4 года назад +25

      Imagine using this joke even though it’s already been done hundreds of times

    • @468-v2m
      @468-v2m 4 года назад +38

      Imagine just trying to crack a joke peacefully without anyone telling how old it is

    • @wakeupfromurslumber
      @wakeupfromurslumber 4 года назад +3

      Pink Strawberry it would be MADNESS

  • @karleyneider4014
    @karleyneider4014 4 года назад +16030

    Imagine he got to 99% but then *accidentally runs into his own line*

    • @halkyo5836
      @halkyo5836 4 года назад +233

      can someone explain the game rules
      i don’t understand pls

    • @karleyneider4014
      @karleyneider4014 4 года назад +546

      flaminghotpickle ok basically you don’t wanna run into your own line, or else you lose. You wanna try to make your circle cover the whole map. Other players can run into your line and kill you. You can also do that do them. And if someone kills you, you lose. So to sum it all up, you just wanna kill other players and make your circle as big as possible.

    • @chillpollo
      @chillpollo 4 года назад +217

      oh my fucking god thats anxiety fuel right there

    • @xxava_cupidxxiwildcraft6417
      @xxava_cupidxxiwildcraft6417 4 года назад +15

      Green Tea second life

    • @mandm5322
      @mandm5322 4 года назад +32

      I would literally kill myself if that happened to me

  • @EurekaX
    @EurekaX 4 года назад +2751

    Gets 99% and dies: “I used to rule the world”

    • @penguin7554
      @penguin7554 4 года назад +7

      That’s like Daenerys in game of thrones XD

    • @Zornlorn
      @Zornlorn 4 года назад +19

      Viva la Vida?

    • @EurekaX
      @EurekaX 4 года назад +3

      Saint Peter yep.

    • @bluepurity9165
      @bluepurity9165 4 года назад +6

      Seas would rise when I gave the word

    • @giovanidl9695
      @giovanidl9695 4 года назад +6

      @@bluepurity9165 now in the morning I sleep alone

  • @_MrMoney
    @_MrMoney 4 года назад +3160

    The world: exists
    Genghis Khan:

    • @Kicnik
      @Kicnik 3 года назад +19

      Lmao 😂

    • @wackme1746
      @wackme1746 3 года назад +13

      @@Kicnik your name got me

    • @yehia4638
      @yehia4638 3 года назад +24

      The world: *exists*
      Turkish people believing the ottoman empire will come back:

    • @user-lv8oc3en3n
      @user-lv8oc3en3n 3 года назад +6

      The UK too, but with islands

    • @stanleybowman-hood6194
      @stanleybowman-hood6194 3 года назад +4

      Russia:

  • @Ghostess7
    @Ghostess7 4 года назад +16471

    This whole video is just one giant anxiety attack.

  • @kenzhuynh9531
    @kenzhuynh9531 5 лет назад +6226

    I’m just surprised he survived the first time leaving the circle.

  • @hejter6633
    @hejter6633 4 года назад +1739

    Server: *exists*
    Tifo: *It's free real estate!*

  • @BumboMcJumbo
    @BumboMcJumbo 3 года назад +194

    Tifo: "finally covered the whole map!"
    Camera guy: "so when do you want me to start recording?"

  • @sushi2666
    @sushi2666 4 года назад +2701

    Bots: I fear no man, but that thing, it scares me

    • @kitcatwao3629
      @kitcatwao3629 4 года назад +4

      vivian irific This is random, but you have the same name as me... I didn’t think I would ever find someone lol

    • @hdallz5389
      @hdallz5389 4 года назад +13

      KitCat Love4Life this is some mobile ripoff and its with bots only i tried it this guy got 4m views with no effort

    • @Fabler21
      @Fabler21 4 года назад +2

      @@hdallz5389 i was about to say something like this, this looks really easy...

    • @surrk1057
      @surrk1057 4 года назад +3

      Wait does anyone here know that it’s a TF2 reference?

    • @jamieo0426
      @jamieo0426 4 года назад

      Hdallz the normal game is with only bots lmao, you can play the game in airplane mode meaning no one else is in that server because you would HAVE to have internet access...

  • @juliafortney7762
    @juliafortney7762 4 года назад +4402

    Me: looks at for a few seconds and promises to only watch a little cause I don’t wanna waste 10 minutes
    Me again: That watermelon didn’t wanna give up what a guy

  • @sofijaskuja6621
    @sofijaskuja6621 4 года назад +2819

    “How much of the map do you want to fill with purple?”
    tifo: *yes*

  • @connortg5
    @connortg5 2 года назад +846

    This video is actually kinda interesting to me, I’ve tried to 100% this game before and never done any good, but I always assumed the best strategy was to make a ring around the entire map, so you can close it off and just get the whole map in one go

    • @protiks_story
      @protiks_story 2 года назад +57

      By going all the way one go will kill you.

    • @ca-ke9493
      @ca-ke9493 2 года назад +73

      Making sure your area connects to the edge is good, but usually you get cut off way before you can make it all the way around the circle. Ive tried to do little pieces of the edge so I dont die, but usually the back area gets cut off by other players/bots before you got time to make it all the way round. Its about the least surface area exposed

    • @1mg1fastfood
      @1mg1fastfood 2 года назад +16

      I've almost done it all the way around in one go, I saw my base and died right before.

    • @magicrainbow1909
      @magicrainbow1909 2 года назад

      Realistic or not? I need your advice ❤ I tried 😉 Put Like please 🤫 ruclips.net/video/qaChjRZn8Gc/видео.html

    • @Lawlessmolecule
      @Lawlessmolecule 2 года назад

      @@magicrainbow1909 bot

  • @kusamoon.
    @kusamoon. 5 лет назад +4502

    Him: gets to 100% without dying or respawning
    Me: *dies every 2 seconds*

    • @rodgrod35
      @rodgrod35 5 лет назад +31

      But he had probably tried like 11 times

    • @grimbiltmark311
      @grimbiltmark311 5 лет назад +2

      Me to

    • @afkvizn2067
      @afkvizn2067 5 лет назад +2

      He got to 99.99 😂

    • @caiti779
      @caiti779 5 лет назад +3

      I think this took him awhile he just cut the fails out

    • @sportsXedits
      @sportsXedits 5 лет назад +7

      JohngamerYT look st his best
      It is 0.00% that means he hasnt even played the game

  • @iiangeeh_.2910
    @iiangeeh_.2910 5 лет назад +2302

    "Sorry I can't get my crown off my head, it's stuck."

  • @kaicarlson7164
    @kaicarlson7164 4 года назад +2747

    Did I search this?: no
    Did I watch the whole thing?: *yes*

    • @revlocked8675
      @revlocked8675 4 года назад +3

      So glad I watched. This man is fking legendary

    • @ProfessorCLion
      @ProfessorCLion 4 года назад +4

      I watched it at 2× speed

    • @mustafayusan2702
      @mustafayusan2702 4 года назад

      same same

    • @mustafayusan2702
      @mustafayusan2702 4 года назад

      Professor C. Lion fuck i wished i saw this comment before watching this video

    • @kaicarlson7164
      @kaicarlson7164 4 года назад

      Merry Christmas or whatever u guyz celebrate

  • @damorin2154
    @damorin2154 4 года назад +410

    7:58 what a perfect circle

  • @rcsibiu
    @rcsibiu 4 года назад +504

    6:21 the worst part is when you kill someone and a new guy appears with a very tiny circle and kills your huge progress...happened to me many times

    • @LeetleToady7
      @LeetleToady7 2 года назад +5

      Or when you spawn and someone immediately kills you

    • @normenopo82X
      @normenopo82X Год назад

      In teams mode my team just killed another team but then a banana team spawns out of thin air and kills me

  • @Ludwig_Perpenhente
    @Ludwig_Perpenhente 4 года назад +8700

    Nobody:
    The British Empire:

    • @heavenmarie8689
      @heavenmarie8689 4 года назад +232

      Finally a history joke I can understand

    • @n9yx
      @n9yx 4 года назад +63

      Mr.LegendsXD what about Roman Empire?

    • @Ludwig_Perpenhente
      @Ludwig_Perpenhente 4 года назад +45

      @@n9yx Yeah, But the british empire has more land mass

    • @no_cubed
      @no_cubed 4 года назад +18

      I’m half British, will I be good at this game?!?!

    • @Ludwig_Perpenhente
      @Ludwig_Perpenhente 4 года назад +50

      @@no_cubed If you were a decendant of William the Conqueror or Barron Robert Clive then Yes

  • @maxkoob
    @maxkoob 5 лет назад +869

    bots: why do i hear boss music?

    • @almaluvu
      @almaluvu 5 лет назад +10

      Him: *kills everyone*
      Me: *one of the People who died of him*

    • @Ash-vu9vr
      @Ash-vu9vr 5 лет назад

      @@almaluvu ?

    • @almaluvu
      @almaluvu 5 лет назад

      1,000 subs with No videos.yeh?

    • @Ash-vu9vr
      @Ash-vu9vr 5 лет назад

      @@almaluvu I don't get what you said

    • @almaluvu
      @almaluvu 5 лет назад +1

      1,000 subs with No videos. I meant that: Tifo kills everybody, and im one of the people Who die from him. Its just an example.🤷‍♀️

  • @anmolpanesar
    @anmolpanesar 4 года назад +481

    This guy: covers 100 percent of the map
    Me: can’t even cover 15 percent

    • @B58-Minecraft
      @B58-Minecraft 3 года назад +11

      My best was 6%. Not that bad right?

    • @anmolpanesar
      @anmolpanesar 3 года назад +8

      @@B58-Minecraft yeah that’s quite good my pb is near 6 too, i haven’t played that game in months

    • @sauliusvitkauskas8741
      @sauliusvitkauskas8741 3 года назад +8

      @@B58-Minecraft my best was 75.5%

    • @dissapointment630
      @dissapointment630 3 года назад +2

      @@sauliusvitkauskas8741 NO FLEX

    • @glitchedsmile
      @glitchedsmile 3 года назад

      @@dissapointment630 And you dont care about B58 he said his score too!

  • @joyscd
    @joyscd 4 года назад +3055

    I am FULLY convinced that when I play this game I’m playing with bots

    • @leenolantern
      @leenolantern 4 года назад +618

      ...yes you are. you can litteraly play on plane mode ._.

    • @MonsieurSwag
      @MonsieurSwag 4 года назад +181

      peoples still thinks its not the case

    • @TusharAmdoskar
      @TusharAmdoskar 4 года назад +115

      Yes it's ai. But it's awesome

    • @naomiguevara231
      @naomiguevara231 3 года назад +16

      @@leenolantern but can u play without wifi

    • @leenolantern
      @leenolantern 3 года назад +27

      @@naomiguevara231 yes

  • @spliitt
    @spliitt 4 года назад +2336

    Imagine being stuck on the same server as this guy
    Jesus christ this got so many likes
    Edit: aight. Just to make it clear, i know it's bots.

    • @Sdsh687
      @Sdsh687 4 года назад +80

      i am satan they’re not real people

    • @winstonthepooh9388
      @winstonthepooh9388 4 года назад +22

      OnThatMilesYT I think it’s only robots if you have no WiFi but real people if you do

    • @thearcticfoxd8844
      @thearcticfoxd8844 4 года назад +13

      It’s probably just bots but I also think it might be real people because it’s really hard to beat robot idk tho

    • @spliitt
      @spliitt 4 года назад +3

      Oh my lord this comment is actually popular

    • @d00mprodigy21
      @d00mprodigy21 4 года назад +21

      One of the names was "urine"
      I don't think it was a bot lmao

  • @sara_.fakhouri
    @sara_.fakhouri 4 года назад +1489

    Everyone: **trying to win**
    Tifo: *No...*

  • @user-ye3dk4yz8g
    @user-ye3dk4yz8g 3 года назад +244

    Imagine Keith's anxiety while Tifo has 99% of the board

    • @zenith_8184
      @zenith_8184 2 года назад +13

      “OH GOD OH FU-“

    • @want-diversecontent3887
      @want-diversecontent3887 2 года назад +19

      Bots don't feel anxiety

    • @potentia16
      @potentia16 2 года назад +3

      @@want-diversecontent3887 thats the joke....

    • @want-diversecontent3887
      @want-diversecontent3887 2 года назад +6

      @@potentia16 Here's the question: Are you really sure there's a joke here?

    • @magicrainbow1909
      @magicrainbow1909 2 года назад

      Realistic or not? I need your advice ❤ I tried 😉 Put Like please 🤔 ruclips.net/video/qaChjRZn8Gc/видео.html

  • @raylasagna
    @raylasagna 5 лет назад +676

    Imagine he wasn’t actually playing: his mouse had a mind of its own

  • @bending_bars
    @bending_bars 5 лет назад +4893

    Imagine he died at 90%

    • @awechat
      @awechat 5 лет назад +23

      Lol

    • @danielholz8180
      @danielholz8180 5 лет назад +144

      well he didnt i did before...but at 99.99% arrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @emily-qf6ut
      @emily-qf6ut 5 лет назад +15

      I feel bad for you now

    • @donaldtrumpondrugs6271
      @donaldtrumpondrugs6271 5 лет назад +59

      That is why you must learn to *BUILD A WALL* around everyone.

    • @emily-qf6ut
      @emily-qf6ut 5 лет назад +43

      @@donaldtrumpondrugs6271 Donald Trump are you okay? You seem drunk.
      Want a snickers? You go psych when you're hungry.

  • @이예린-c1y
    @이예린-c1y 4 года назад +686

    This guy: so easy
    Me: rages at bots

    • @difrractsliver1031
      @difrractsliver1031 3 года назад +4

      Some just doesn’t rage

    • @magicrainbow1909
      @magicrainbow1909 2 года назад +1

      Realistic or not? I need your advice ❤ I tried 😉 Put Like please ❤ ruclips.net/video/qaChjRZn8Gc/видео.html

    • @insertcoolusername7612
      @insertcoolusername7612 2 года назад

      @@magicrainbow1909 whatt-

  • @mikehawk262
    @mikehawk262 3 года назад +576

    Kieth fought to the bitter end, what a lad.

  • @frisianesc6905
    @frisianesc6905 4 года назад +1236

    If this game was actually online i'd be impressed.

    • @santiagoramirez9601
      @santiagoramirez9601 4 года назад +51

      Frisian ESC the game is online .... he’s playing on pc

    • @gibbybuffs
      @gibbybuffs 4 года назад +116

      Santiago Ramirez he means with real players.

    • @noticee3825
      @noticee3825 4 года назад +14

      Cursedox it is with real players

    • @frisianesc6905
      @frisianesc6905 4 года назад +150

      @@noticee3825 it isn't. They're bots. If you turn your wifi off you'll still be able to play.

    • @realultraformerlyultranact6542
      @realultraformerlyultranact6542 4 года назад +17

      what if you only played with bots offline, but online its with real players?

  • @Guest-wq1xf
    @Guest-wq1xf 4 года назад +765

    Everyone in the server was a paid actor

    • @therealswinery5416
      @therealswinery5416 4 года назад +60

      They're all bots by default. Paper.io 2 isn't actually an online game, it's just pretending to be.

    • @mxpph
      @mxpph 4 года назад +21

      @@AnastasiaDalia2005 it isnt on PC either... all bots. just look at the movement patterns and accuracy of lines and usernames

    • @desiterdane4286
      @desiterdane4286 4 года назад +10

      @@therealswinery5416 You must be fun in parties

    • @kitcatwao3629
      @kitcatwao3629 4 года назад

      25K Subs with no videos They bots

    • @lovewiener
      @lovewiener 4 года назад +7

      Ok... Most of you deserve nice hard *Woosh*

  • @ziennalee7310
    @ziennalee7310 3 года назад +150

    imagine being the one to take him down

  • @YGDJ
    @YGDJ 5 лет назад +168

    Paper.io:
    Tifo: It’s free real estate

  • @folklore_lover777
    @folklore_lover777 5 лет назад +887

    tifo: gets 100%
    me: gets 1%
    edit: oh myyy tysm for the likes haha

    • @kpopkookiezz693
      @kpopkookiezz693 5 лет назад +5

      I only get 0.1 percent ...

    • @subordie2248
      @subordie2248 5 лет назад +3

      @@kpopkookiezz693 I know it's a joke but how?

    • @kanchankapoor4775
      @kanchankapoor4775 5 лет назад +11

      @@kpopkookiezz693 we actually get 0.66 when we spawn no whoosh

    • @subordie2248
      @subordie2248 5 лет назад +3

      @Rkoking 101 u can't Woosh me because I know it was a joke

    • @fluttershymlp401
      @fluttershymlp401 5 лет назад +3

      Rkoking 101
      NOT FUNNY
      DIDN'T LAUGH

  • @says1kern829
    @says1kern829 4 года назад +213

    this just screamed “go big or go home” to my face

    • @shanetyler3228
      @shanetyler3228 4 года назад +1

      thats exactly what i was thinking during the last part of the video

    • @dakotad6323
      @dakotad6323 4 года назад

      Well why go big if you can go home

  • @ntm.charlee
    @ntm.charlee 4 года назад +281

    Me: I can do that
    Also me: *dies instantly*

  • @alyb4byy
    @alyb4byy 4 года назад +309

    me: “who would waste their life trying to get around the full map?”
    also me: **proceeds to try myself**

    • @jooscyy.3203
      @jooscyy.3203 4 года назад +2

      I got something like 50% but that's it

    • @Green.cereal
      @Green.cereal 4 года назад +1

      i once got houndred i was so happy i ran around my whole school screaming : I GOT THE UNICORN 😨😵

    • @chillby4198
      @chillby4198 4 года назад +1

      @@Green.cereal the students: the fuck he doin?

    • @makylayt1683
      @makylayt1683 4 года назад

      The best I've done was like 39.2 😂

    • @ЛЕНАИванова-л6т
      @ЛЕНАИванова-л6т 4 года назад

      Иди дура

  • @jayspaghetti
    @jayspaghetti 4 года назад +59

    Random guy : goes into Tifos territory and steals his land
    Tifo : *Im about to end this mans whole career*

  • @bri4625
    @bri4625 4 года назад +519

    Nobody:
    America during the Manifest Destiny period:

    • @lucydrexel3073
      @lucydrexel3073 4 года назад +4

      ringo starr is an e boy finally a smart nerd like me!

    • @bri4625
      @bri4625 4 года назад +1

      @@lucydrexel3073 🙌🙌😝

    • @SimpliAmy
      @SimpliAmy 4 года назад +2

      Yay more history geeks like me

    • @shsldisappointment1334
      @shsldisappointment1334 4 года назад

      Lmao underrated comment

    • @PlainXtreme
      @PlainXtreme 4 года назад

      Me not a history guy but I can finally relate to the nerds

  • @azzy6687
    @azzy6687 3 года назад +23

    The "drawing wangers" strategy never fails.

  • @clove6559
    @clove6559 4 года назад +656

    me: intensely watching and having an anxiety attack
    ad: LibErtY lIbErtY LibErTy

  • @dot5845
    @dot5845 4 года назад +45

    9:50 It was in this moment that Keith started rethinking some life choises he had made 😂😂😂

  • @tiptoppervga
    @tiptoppervga 4 года назад +550

    Somebody: **loses their space progress**
    Tifo: *It’s free real estate.*

    • @puggernaut6840
      @puggernaut6840 4 года назад +1

      ?

    • @HLLBI
      @HLLBI 4 года назад

      You :wtf is going on

    • @celinemacalanda2462
      @celinemacalanda2462 4 года назад

      X Just Goku X how isnt he dying when he goes around i die if i do that

    • @RubyPiec
      @RubyPiec 4 года назад

      @@celinemacalanda2462 bots questionmark

    • @afj810
      @afj810 4 года назад

      Tf u mean somebody the game is offline singleplayer

  • @Tarunashoka04
    @Tarunashoka04 4 года назад +47

    *Imagine going into his own line in that last capture*

  • @cable_guy8031
    @cable_guy8031 5 лет назад +203

    Me: bragging about getting 20%
    Tifo: I’m about to end this mans whole career

    • @mielle.s9328
      @mielle.s9328 5 лет назад +2

      Crazy stuff

    • @nomore570
      @nomore570 4 года назад +2

      I got 100 once but is cuz I was bein sneeki breeki round the edges an got the whole way round the map

    • @mangoboy3367
      @mangoboy3367 4 года назад

      I got 61% and died. no lie. and I died by curling on myself.
      big SMH/face palm moment here😔😔😔 was very depressing

  • @misteroof
    @misteroof 5 лет назад +596

    No one:
    The Mongol Empire:

    • @Karatic
      @Karatic 5 лет назад +2

      True

    • @deleted-oe4sc
      @deleted-oe4sc 5 лет назад

      まだオタク志望 ikr 🤦🏻‍♂️like ASIA OWNED IT FIRST

    • @clarkgartner4735
      @clarkgartner4735 5 лет назад +1

      THE PERSIAN EMPIRE

    • @HadiaVin
      @HadiaVin 5 лет назад +1

      Mr Oof nah I think you mean the Islamic religion

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodge1436
      @yourfriendlyneighborhoodge1436 5 лет назад +1

      Anime_ Akira if it were the British empire he would have lost at 25% my guy

  • @Agentabhy
    @Agentabhy 4 года назад +23

    *I'm damn sure,*
    *RUclips will recommend me this in 10 years and by that time it will have 50 million views*

  • @paandabear
    @paandabear 4 года назад +373

    Me: I wanna try this!
    *dies immediately*
    “Oh..”

    • @jooscyy.3203
      @jooscyy.3203 4 года назад +5

      "reality is often disappointing."

    • @devin3537
      @devin3537 4 года назад +2

      @WastingUrLife
      “ah yes, a man of culture i see.”

    • @chyminty
      @chyminty 4 года назад

      Ikr

  • @star-jl2l
    @star-jl2l 4 года назад +194

    0:32 that circle like wow

    • @business_axolotl2342
      @business_axolotl2342 4 года назад

      hi i am yt er if u wanna see annoying pidgeon meme then go to my yt and sub if u want

    • @diegoestrada8485
      @diegoestrada8485 4 года назад +2

      buddered egg uhh no

    • @business_axolotl2342
      @business_axolotl2342 4 года назад +1

      @@diegoestrada8485 lol I expected that tha was a joke btw

  • @yushi1capriisun765
    @yushi1capriisun765 4 года назад +466

    I'm pretty sure he has this thing were the bots don't attack him.

    • @causwing
      @causwing 4 года назад +13

      Yushi1capriisun are you blind?

    • @user-mv2vc4vf1z
      @user-mv2vc4vf1z 4 года назад +1

      😂 😂 😂

    • @syarifahhanifah641
      @syarifahhanifah641 4 года назад +8

      We can cheat paper
      .io 2?

    • @epcnk
      @epcnk 4 года назад +1

      I think it’s just normal bots

    • @glxyzera7532
      @glxyzera7532 4 года назад +3

      @@syarifahhanifah641 no but the game is not online

  • @privateeditz_
    @privateeditz_ 4 года назад +213

    Other people: *makes a video like this but they hacked*
    This guy:
    *Pathetic.*

  • @alchemy8502
    @alchemy8502 4 года назад +38

    Me: *Making myself a cozy spot to relax in on paper.io
    Everyone in game: *Ours*

    • @monsterupdatewhen
      @monsterupdatewhen 3 года назад +1

      Well... Yeah... That's the whole point of the game - competition

  • @otrashyy
    @otrashyy 5 лет назад +376

    person with the largest amount of land:
    everyone: **tries to steal a lot of land**

    • @jackm3839
      @jackm3839 5 лет назад +19

      xX__Dumb_Trash__Xx - was this meant to be funny?

    • @suhayb0s
      @suhayb0s 5 лет назад +1

      Oof
      Spine.....

    • @kmpakush
      @kmpakush 5 лет назад +3

      Jack F if course not look at his/her profile They have Gacha animation and a crap ton of animation and weird emo shit.

    • @karamellcreme
      @karamellcreme 4 года назад +3

      Flayvon
      Does it even matter? It’s just what they want to do.

    • @accountaccount3359
      @accountaccount3359 4 года назад

      Flayvon ew

  • @kjuneey
    @kjuneey 5 лет назад +171

    Anyone notice that his best was 0.00%? Though I think they got a new account.

  • @jeremiahchun2277
    @jeremiahchun2277 3 года назад +56

    Me: looks at the gameplay for 5 sec not wanting to watch whole thing
    Me: Goes to the end and sees that this guy wins

  • @stupidtsanrio3554
    @stupidtsanrio3554 4 года назад +435

    No one:
    Me: OMG ITS THE PERSON FROM THE AD

    • @joebarrett8310
      @joebarrett8310 4 года назад +28

      Why didn’t you just say “OMG ITS THE PERSON FROM THE AD”? Like, if it’s you saying it?

    • @stupidtsanrio3554
      @stupidtsanrio3554 4 года назад +5

      Joe Barrett i dont beg for liekss XDD

    • @M.T.69
      @M.T.69 4 года назад +1

      iKr

    • @eugh8025
      @eugh8025 4 года назад +6

      stupidt sanrio they meant since you re the one saying it why did you include the no one: bit

    • @JoTheXplosiv
      @JoTheXplosiv 4 года назад +6

      @@stupidtsanrio3554 He didn't ask you to beg for likes though...

  • @rruby1038
    @rruby1038 5 лет назад +221

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly
    He takes 100% of the mapppp
    Sorry just felt like doing that

    • @keenan8692
      @keenan8692 5 лет назад

      Ruby Gilmore lol

    • @starcluster2593
      @starcluster2593 5 лет назад

      It's AtAcK duMBaSs

    • @afraid2letgo
      @afraid2letgo 5 лет назад +1

      @@starcluster2593 rSlAsH wOoOoOsH

    • @shoqqz
      @shoqqz 5 лет назад +1

      MineZBLL poopy heads don’t get the joke

    • @afraid2letgo
      @afraid2letgo 5 лет назад

      @@shoqqz uhm, i was joking ok?

  • @corneliuscornwallis
    @corneliuscornwallis 2 года назад +3

    Seeing videos like this give me hope for accomplishing the same. So far, I’ve been able to get to 93.4% and consistently get an average of 40%-60%. Waiting to get 100% for myself.

  • @Spulk-ev2nw
    @Spulk-ev2nw 5 лет назад +29

    Pro player: I got 80 percent control on paper.io2
    Tifo: Hold my beer

  • @303cat8
    @303cat8 4 года назад +700

    Nobody:
    The Romans:

    • @soleivansm
      @soleivansm 4 года назад +5

      Nobody:
      Itz Eevee Chi:
      Nobody:
      The romans:

    • @Grievous_Nix
      @Grievous_Nix 4 года назад +3

      Imagine using normie trash “nobody” memes in 2019

    • @DayTester68442
      @DayTester68442 4 года назад +1

      Alexander the Great

    • @jooscyy.3203
      @jooscyy.3203 4 года назад

      was gonna comment something like this but u did it so k

    • @KarutoZoaldyeck
      @KarutoZoaldyeck 4 года назад

      @@Grievous_Nix I agree

  • @uthmaanahmad788
    @uthmaanahmad788 4 года назад +419

    The poor people who just joined not realising someone already has 93%

  • @trikholit7064
    @trikholit7064 3 года назад +9

    “Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.”
    ― Sun Tzu, The Art of War

  • @Pinkyyz
    @Pinkyyz 5 лет назад +760

    I edited this comment so none of the replies make sense.

    • @danqt_
      @danqt_ 5 лет назад +8

      Saying what and no

    • @TonyskalYT
      @TonyskalYT 5 лет назад +5

      Im sorry but thair bots atleast 75% of them

    • @rodneycollier2859
      @rodneycollier2859 5 лет назад +1

      XD right.... Not like I ever do that.....( ͡°ᴥ ͡° ʋ)😅

    • @TonyskalYT
      @TonyskalYT 5 лет назад +1

      @Gacha in X yes

    • @whiteblade798
      @whiteblade798 5 лет назад +1

      @@rodneycollier2859 it's an offline game , all of them r bots

  • @ok.3400
    @ok.3400 5 лет назад +43

    Thanos: take over paper io 2

  • @_m1ka.
    @_m1ka. 5 лет назад +230

    Nobody:
    Nobody:
    Tifo:I’m calm this easy
    Me:”dies every 1 second

    • @fawncadue4245
      @fawncadue4245 4 года назад

      Hi I'm now here my name is Mason code and I like your video.

  • @Cyber_monkey248
    @Cyber_monkey248 2 года назад +8

    Me: at 50%
    Rage quit: someone spawns in front of me “dies”
    Me: cry’s for a hour

  • @extremeequalist932
    @extremeequalist932 4 года назад +282

    This seems a little fishy, literally every single “player” (I think most of them are bots) don’t go for the kill when they see tifo’s line, they just turn around and not to mention the fact that there has to be that one guy who is like, “oh he is about to win, time to sacrifice myself”.
    There are so many times where his line is out in the open but no one goes for the kill.
    Also, the video itself is barely longer than 10 minutes and a few other videos of tifo are also just a few seconds longer than 10 minutes. Seem Fishy?

  • @0800andru
    @0800andru 4 года назад +57

    6:21 a person **enters to the server**
    Tifo: *NO*

  • @clashroyalcashton7066
    @clashroyalcashton7066 5 лет назад +69

    Imagine he died at 95%

    • @devillll183
      @devillll183 5 лет назад +7

      Imagine he died at 99.9%

    • @desppp_
      @desppp_ 5 лет назад +1

      Gunjesh Tamle impossible after the last person he killed, he was at 98%

    • @chizukes.6loodmoon
      @chizukes.6loodmoon 5 лет назад +1

      Gunjesh Tamle then big OOF

    • @devillll183
      @devillll183 5 лет назад

      He was trying to expand but accidentally in the corner he moved back and killed himself

  • @thesxrynlxx2729
    @thesxrynlxx2729 3 года назад +2

    That last dude must be having so much anxiety

    • @abdulvahap2094
      @abdulvahap2094 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/D4nUnmku4Qk/видео.html

    • @srlorenzo53
      @srlorenzo53 3 года назад

      is playing with bots , not real persons

  • @strrysn
    @strrysn 5 лет назад +103

    *Imagine he has 100.000 score and after the camera its off*

    • @8ballfall
      @8ballfall 5 лет назад +4

      “Oops, well time to do it again!”

    • @sarfies
      @sarfies 5 лет назад +1

      That's why I always keep the camera on when I play!

    • @strrysn
      @strrysn 5 лет назад +1

      @@sarfies hahah

    • @mielle.s9328
      @mielle.s9328 5 лет назад

      • m o o n s t a r • shit bro

  • @wolfieplayz1693
    @wolfieplayz1693 5 лет назад +78

    Why is this so satisfying to watch

  • @normalsage1141
    @normalsage1141 5 лет назад +73

    Him: Starts off by wandering around then coming back with 7%
    Me: Dies after I cant see my area anymore.

  • @pbjwizard
    @pbjwizard 3 года назад +31

    germany invading belgium to bypass the maginot line, 1940s, colorized

  • @maugyar6120
    @maugyar6120 4 года назад +105

    Me: *watches video*
    me: *gets a **paper.io** ad with a tifo gameplay*
    Me: what the fu-

  • @gachakali.-.8130
    @gachakali.-.8130 5 лет назад +162

    Me: *attempts*
    Game: I'm about to end this mans whole career
    Me: *dies in 5 seconds*

  • @that1sefguy
    @that1sefguy 4 года назад +94

    Europe: Mmm, look at this new continent!
    *Spain, Britain, Portugal:*

    • @karleyneider4014
      @karleyneider4014 4 года назад

      I don’t get it..

    • @Joshua_Aguiar
      @Joshua_Aguiar 4 года назад

      @@karleyneider4014 they were colonizers

    • @fnc_
      @fnc_ 4 года назад

      Green Tea
      They put the names wrong
      Britain originally found the American continent, then Europe, Spain, and Portugal started claiming land

    • @shurikglobe6411
      @shurikglobe6411 4 года назад

      @@fnc_ Check the info. At first, America was found by vikings in X century. And then, in 1492, Columb (Representing Spain) found America. England haven't found America first.

    • @caedus9671
      @caedus9671 4 года назад

      Its France, not Portugal

  • @jenniferc5508
    @jenniferc5508 5 лет назад +23

    Imagine what the person in 2nd place thought

  • @basedcomrade1595
    @basedcomrade1595 4 года назад +137

    I wish you could team up with other players to combine your land amount.

  • @thecookiedistributor6658
    @thecookiedistributor6658 2 года назад +4

    The fact that he did this on the first try just makes it more awesome

  • @zzerocool21
    @zzerocool21 5 лет назад +31

    Я: о, круто. Пойду повторю.
    Я через 5 минут: СССССУУУУУУКККККАААААААААААААА

  • @alexdabluehooman6691
    @alexdabluehooman6691 4 года назад +103

    Imagine you just died in that spot and you were at 99.1% •-•

  • @scratishyt9036
    @scratishyt9036 5 лет назад +240

    ur so gud when I play I die in the first 5 seconds lmao

  • @iamrocklove
    @iamrocklove 3 года назад +9

    Tifo : I'm gonna take over
    Keith : beep bo bop

  • @nini96ki_
    @nini96ki_ 4 года назад +13

    Why am I watching this at 3 a.m waiting for my alarm to turn on on a school day ?

  • @marivina8819
    @marivina8819 4 года назад +105

    I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream: reach 100%

    • @Luci-hv9zf
      @Luci-hv9zf 4 года назад +7

      Wait aren't u Marina ivina not Giorno Giovanna

    • @armood1925
      @armood1925 4 года назад +2

      r/ihavereddit honestly bro reddit has been overused outside of it too much just leave it alone

    • @anikisubs1551
      @anikisubs1551 4 года назад +2

      Kristijan Penić industriesTM if u don’t understand JoJokes don’t use Reddit things.

    • @lambo1614
      @lambo1614 4 года назад

      *Giorno theme starts playing*

  • @yxonnaa0051
    @yxonnaa0051 4 года назад +194

    No one:
    Actually no one:
    Army taking over charts:

  • @President_Salsa
    @President_Salsa 3 года назад +3

    Just imagine Keith’s fear as Tifo approaches

  • @eliza2418
    @eliza2418 4 года назад +178

    me: having an anxiety attack
    youtube ad: DID SOMEBODY SAY KFC?

    • @dervixa72
      @dervixa72 4 года назад +1

      Dreamzzz Im eating KFC for my dinner lol

    • @d666ie
      @d666ie 4 года назад +3

      Does KFC calm your anxiety attacks?
      Cuz I LOVE food lol

    • @eaintthunhtet4147
      @eaintthunhtet4147 4 года назад

      Charlboarding me too

    • @предпоследний-коронный
      @предпоследний-коронный 4 года назад

      KFC is shit, in one of restaurants i eat KFC, and after some time im feeling diarrhea.
      How KFC make own food?

    • @adamisadamplays
      @adamisadamplays 4 года назад +1

      предпоследний - коронный everyone has there own opinion

  • @crusticole536
    @crusticole536 5 лет назад +6

    Imagine the feeling of someone spawning and taking tons of your land

  • @AndroxVT
    @AndroxVT 4 года назад +9

    That watermelon dude at the end was watching the apocalypse

  • @B58-Minecraft
    @B58-Minecraft 3 года назад +9

    Me: Oh, 10 minutes video, I will watch just the beginning and the last part.
    Also Me: wait why did I watch the entire video

  • @cassidy94949
    @cassidy94949 4 года назад +91

    1:42 _Fourth place:_ *u r i n a l*

    • @Feller19
      @Feller19 4 года назад +1

      U R I N A L PP

    • @omolaralawal7785
      @omolaralawal7785 4 года назад

      Yoyo

    • @gracemarchal6405
      @gracemarchal6405 4 года назад +1

      Ive been in a game with somebody with that name before!(might of been him) i was also in a game withsomebody that had the same name as me (the name was :/)

    • @Feller19
      @Feller19 4 года назад

      U RINAL

    • @Feller19
      @Feller19 4 года назад

      U ONLY

  • @pearlescen
    @pearlescen 5 лет назад +10

    *then he bumps into his own line-*

  • @jademonass2954
    @jademonass2954 3 года назад +11

    i did this once with the hexagonal version of paper.io, its honestly really satisfying
    also, 4:50 was intense

  • @jekaaai
    @jekaaai 5 лет назад +24

    I played this on IOS and killed like 30+ people but still never covered 100% of the map XD

    • @linn.ad2.0
      @linn.ad2.0 5 лет назад +1

      Me too, but i played on Android XD

  • @alibiagaidarov8615
    @alibiagaidarov8615 4 года назад +13

    That feeling when you filled 3/4 of the map, but you really wanna go to the bathroom