Not to mention: 1. The Candy Dealer said that he wasn't sure what we were. And 2. He's always looking down, implying the person is smaller than him. Why, I think our favorite purple fellow almost sold his soul for a few Snickers bars.
Me: “Wait, is all the candy fun sized?” Cosmo: “Yes?” Me: “Lame! If I’m selling my immortal soul, I demand King size!” Cosmo: “Whoa! Not even Satan has that kind of power!”
Wow! Look at how much you've grown! It feels like just yesterday you were at a couple thousand subs, but here you are, almost at 100k! I hope you've been well! Thank you for continuing to be a source of comfort through these uneasy days. Always cheering you on, Cosmo!
Gen X kids of the 70s and 80s: Our parents warned us about strangers with candy but never said to beware cute pink fuzzy monsters with candy. I'll get in your van and you can have my soul for all the chocolate and peanut butter cups.
there was such a pause of silence between this vid and the one previously in my queue that I forgot youtube was still playing in the background and the "pssst" actually startled me lol
Love this variation on last year's demon who was after the soul...the asmr value of the candy wrappers was a super fun twist.😊 Also it's a low carb way to enjoy candy that I never considered before.
Bad lighting around me and a dark display had me thinking this thumbnail showed Cosmo with long black hair and I thought he's doing a Morticia cosplay 🤭 Also, if you're NOT weirder than the horned back alley candy dealer demon initially anticipated, are you even living??
This devilish creature really knows my weaknesses, the first thing they show me is a Milky Way MY ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE CHOCOLATE SNACK OF ALL TIMES. They know what they're doing, I immediately accepted the deal 😩😩
Hahaha, I absolutely loved this video! Poor Cosmo getting weirded out LMAO... I'm definitely gonna miss these Halloween themed videos when October ends 😂
i am indeed a freak who loves circus peanuts 🙂↕🙂↕ cant blame me though, i was born n raised in a town that makes them with a grandma who worked there lol that part made me chuckle, had to write my own response to it
Actually Cosmo... Lately I've really been trying to cut down on my sugar intake... Sorry... Oh you can still have my soul though! That old thing's never done me any good anyway!
Sorry Mr. Candy Demon, but your approach was never going to work and here's why: Strike 1: No milky way midnights? I mean, come on! Strike 2: The fact you're obviously a demon will keep all those kids going trick or treating after the Trunk or Treat at the church parking lot faaaar away from you. and strike 3: I'm almost 30, and I can buy my own candy. But hey- there's always next year, my candy toting devilish pal! ;D Edit: ...well, now I just feel like a heel, for demeaning this poor, hard working family imp! D,:
Cosmo! You want to give me all the candies that I can't eat 😂😭 I can't eat peanut butter, I can't eat almonds (allergies...), the milky way one gives me nausea 😂 I don't know, buddy, I think I'm gonna keep my soul 🤔
Here um a pringles can! Cosmo "Yes finally mwahah wait what" Its a part of my soul the flavor is too flavorful Cosmo "He-HEY I WANT MY CANDY BACK" Nope
I'm an adult so I don't mind accepting candy from a stranger, but you can keep your Snickers because II do live by the rule of never accepting nuts from a stranger.
gotta feel for the devil who happens to find the neighborhood asmr kid... it can't be every day that someone literally from hell itself is weirded out :P
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Souless eyes? Strange appetite? Unusual demands? Ability to scare away a demon? Why do i get the feeling this POV could be Jeremy...
Jeremy is scarier than a demon.
That started off as a nice monologue for an Exorcism services ad.
@@TheDragonlover3 😭😭😭
Not to mention:
1. The Candy Dealer said that he wasn't sure what we were.
And 2. He's always looking down, implying the person is smaller than him.
Why, I think our favorite purple fellow almost sold his soul for a few Snickers bars.
@@therealglosetik that... thing, probably didn't have a soul to begin with.
Perfect timing! my candy dealer just got arrested for dealing some...illegal candy.
I bet he worked in a van, like a real amateur.
@@kayden232ouHe’s a business man in a business van
@@oneypwaysyou guys shouldn't be making jokes about this stuff wtf
@@Fückcoldravenit’s a tom cardy song
It's a pretty mild joke you should chill out@@Fückcoldraven
STOP why are the horns so CUTE?! ❤😭😭😭
My mom always said never take candy from a stranger but I sure do love a snickers bar
Never accept nuts from a stranger!
PAUSE @@clivet3252
Cheese tend to come with some extra filling.
Me: “Wait, is all the candy fun sized?”
Cosmo: “Yes?”
Me: “Lame! If I’m selling my immortal soul, I demand King size!”
Cosmo: “Whoa! Not even Satan has that kind of power!”
The introduction to each candy was fire, creative as always cosmo!
Easily best ASMR around. It’s funny, it’s high quality, it’s relaxing
Love it
You are too kind! I’m so glad you enjoyed it 🥹💖💖
I only found this channel through the 3am tv video and honestly one if the best I've heard
Wow! Look at how much you've grown! It feels like just yesterday you were at a couple thousand subs, but here you are, almost at 100k! I hope you've been well! Thank you for continuing to be a source of comfort through these uneasy days. Always cheering you on, Cosmo!
I’m not normally a crinkle sound person but so creative and fun! Loved it Cosmo. (Closing in on the 100k! 🥳)
Looking forward to Cosmo unboxing his silver play button 😊
Gen X kids of the 70s and 80s: Our parents warned us about strangers with candy but never said to beware cute pink fuzzy monsters with candy. I'll get in your van and you can have my soul for all the chocolate and peanut butter cups.
The demon’s exasperated speech at the end had me chuckling!🤭
Never in my life did I think I would ever get ASMR shamed by a puppet😮 16:06
there was such a pause of silence between this vid and the one previously in my queue that I forgot youtube was still playing in the background and the "pssst" actually startled me lol
13:39 i love how fast his head turned 😂😂😂😂
We all need to subscribe to this channel he is the best
As someone who has never seen a puppet do ASMR this is amazing
16:34 THE WAY YOU BACKED UP AND PAUSED HAD ME DYING 😂
Love this variation on last year's demon who was after the soul...the asmr value of the candy wrappers was a super fun twist.😊 Also it's a low carb way to enjoy candy that I never considered before.
Happy halfway spooky season 🎃 🌧️ 🍁 🖤 🧡 💚 💜 puppet asmrist!
The real Candyman.
Imagine, if you will...
Love love LOVE Mean Cosmo, this is great
I'm so excited and happy for you when you reach 100k
Protect your candy on halloween, Jeremy always does Trick or eat.
Hiii Cosmo, I hope you're doing well. Take good care and keep up the amazing work! I adore you so much💕.
Thank you so much! 🥹💖💖💖
“You’re a bit weirder than I originally anticipated”
Why thank you 😂🖤
Stephen King is like *watching this video and taking notes 😏✍️*
I hope so 🤣💖💖
"Who would sell their soul for a candy bar?"
The ever hungry Esau: 👀
This is really wonderful. 😊🎧💜 And very relaxing. Thank you!!
Cosmo you are so close to 100k :D
Wow it may happen on Halloween Day?!? 🎃 💥
Yesss!! So close!! 😆💖💖💖
13:08 😂😂😂 the Shish I don’t get paid enough for this 😂😂😂
This video is awesome! I love trading my soul for all the candy! 😅 You’re super close to 100k that’s so exciting!!!💕
5:09 i hear that way too often...
Ngl fam, I would have sold my soul for a snickers 😂
Ha! Maybe next time he should try full sized candy bars!
This is so fun ❤️ I agree that this could be Jeremy
You had me when you showed milkyways
a couple mars bars and boost bars should do the trick for me 😆
"never take sweets from a stranger" does not apply here. if a pink fluffy stranger offered me a twix, I'd take it in a heartbeat 😂😂
love this video!! loll but i’m really missing whisper and inaudible whisper videos🥲🥲
My soul got snatched but at least i got some Candy :3
True that! 😂💖💖
if the candy dealer doesnt like doing the crinkles then we gotta find the crinkle or tingles dealer
Bad lighting around me and a dark display had me thinking this thumbnail showed Cosmo with long black hair and I thought he's doing a Morticia cosplay 🤭
Also, if you're NOT weirder than the horned back alley candy dealer demon initially anticipated, are you even living??
Dude same! I was scrolling seeing if it was just me or not Lmao
YOU HAVE A DEAL! 3:20
Okay this is a strong runner up to the late night tv show 😂 I think Jeremy finally broke down cosmo
This devilish creature really knows my weaknesses, the first thing they show me is a Milky Way MY ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE CHOCOLATE SNACK OF ALL TIMES. They know what they're doing, I immediately accepted the deal 😩😩
Seems like a fair offer!
you never fail to make me laugh ❤
Hahaha, I absolutely loved this video! Poor Cosmo getting weirded out LMAO... I'm definitely gonna miss these Halloween themed videos when October ends 😂
I'm sorry, I don't trust dealers that don't cary Snickers.
i am indeed a freak who loves circus peanuts 🙂↕🙂↕
cant blame me though, i was born n raised in a town that makes them with a grandma who worked there lol
that part made me chuckle, had to write my own response to it
1:37 Tbf, I’m not really sure what I am, either 😂
That description of pb cups would've got me, ngl.
The comedy is 🔥!!!
Proof that ASMR defeats evil. :-)
I went out on an adventure to Saint Charles Rock Road, twice, not one time! 😁 I had the fantastic time!
"ASMR? We don't have that in hell."
Immediately made me christian.
The only stranger I want to take candy from 💕
😂 I’m the circus peanut freak. Here’s my soul 🫴🏼
When he said “I even have the bad candy” the first things that came to mind was circus peanuts, and candy corn, But more for you I guess! 😂
Jokes on you, I’m a ginger
I will take one snickers my good man 😂
Hello Cosmo
I mean yeah sure, what could go wrong.
Actually Cosmo... Lately I've really been trying to cut down on my sugar intake... Sorry...
Oh you can still have my soul though! That old thing's never done me any good anyway!
Cutest candy demon I’ve ever seen ❤🥰
3am mark, time to sleep!
Do You have Trolly Sour Bites Fruits?? I can’t find them anywhere! Well worth the interaction of a candy dealer 😂
YOU CAN TAKE MY ENTIRE STOCK!!!!
I love it, this sort of weird stuff always gets me off
Sorry Mr. Candy Demon, but your approach was never going to work and here's why:
Strike 1: No milky way midnights? I mean, come on!
Strike 2: The fact you're obviously a demon will keep all those kids going trick or treating after the Trunk or Treat at the church parking lot faaaar away from you.
and strike 3: I'm almost 30, and I can buy my own candy.
But hey- there's always next year, my candy toting devilish pal! ;D
Edit: ...well, now I just feel like a heel, for demeaning this poor, hard working family imp! D,:
Cosmo! You want to give me all the candies that I can't eat 😂😭 I can't eat peanut butter, I can't eat almonds (allergies...), the milky way one gives me nausea 😂 I don't know, buddy, I think I'm gonna keep my soul 🤔
Here’s my soul😊now give me that candy🤠
Hooray! 🤠
All fun and games till they ask you for nose candy
Seems like a fair deal
Here um a pringles can!
Cosmo "Yes finally mwahah wait what"
Its a part of my soul the flavor is too flavorful
Cosmo "He-HEY I WANT MY CANDY BACK"
Nope
Ame este video❤
This could be the reason why Jeremy is so hyperactive
OMG love your videos ❤
I'm an adult so I don't mind accepting candy from a stranger, but you can keep your Snickers because II do live by the rule of never accepting nuts from a stranger.
If there is a white van, and Jeremy is inside it, I'm low-key getting in 🗿
I think Cosmo took too much fent I gave him last week
I’m late because I slept in until lunch lmao
Reminds me of cod zombies fetch me there soul
Jokes on cosmo I can't eat my soul as a treat so I'm winning
Dude, we need to have a serious talk about a stolen backpack you sold me a few months ago…
Good Deal. but… I Don’t Think I Can Give Up My Soul…
Oooh very good
Acquiring shady candy is tight
ok these videos have started to take a weird turn.
That looks like my garden wall...
So now we know where the Candy man is. Good 🤭😁
@@Alinda1308 😳
❤
gotta feel for the devil who happens to find the neighborhood asmr kid... it can't be every day that someone literally from hell itself is weirded out :P
LOL! True! I guess us ASMR people are just THAT weird 🤣💖💖
Cosmo what happened 😭 why do you want my soul
Adorbs 😆 lol 😆 😂
I’ve got a idea not sure on it tho but you can do a airaplane attendent
I’ve actually done that before! It’s in my Roleplay playlist! ☺️💖💖💖
Or here hehe!
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Cosmo do you have a perc 30
Concrete asmr
WHAT
Demon very little pleasant speaks badly of his customers (13:35)not recommended
If only he knew I film
I want to see your boss
Why did I read “A Slim Shady Candy Dealer”?
It’s time to take a break from RUclips shorts….