29,000+ CALORIE DOMINO'S MUKBANG
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- Опубликовано: 11 мар 2019
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We sit down and eat 29,000 calories of Domino’s Pizza- our favorite pizza place.
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I can’t believe we called our favorite pizza places
Courtney Miller I just called McDonald’s... they don’t serve any pizza 😔
god am i hungry
Ilysm💗💗 I wish u would notice me
Yes I do the butt sandwich with uncrestables too
Whats on your pizza? I want to try it.
One question why isn’t this in Courtneys tiny car?!?!?
Trueeee
Ya I know right
Elena Kehoe yah what the hell
yaaas ,that was awesome 🤣
Good question
I just love how Damien and Shane just have a converstion about laying anchor and everyone else just listens
i love how confused courtney is 😂
At the 16 minute mark she just mentally checked out
"Carl, what's your social security number"
"7, I'm very old"
This comment has 420 likes rn, can’t like it
1. I'm Harry Truman.
I want to like but it's at 800 and I don't want to ruin it.
4:31
"I'll eat sandwich ass!"
-Shayne Topp 2019
“This is an Italian household, we don’t let food go to waste.” Lol Ian
I approve of this statement. I'm Italian my family doesn't let you waste anything
"Im not as dumb as some thinkle peep I are" 5:28
Damien being really excited about his pizza is the sweetest thing I’ve never seen
Surprised Shane didn't explode out of sheer "You're my favorite pizza place" joke potential! HAHAHA
TheAnnoyingRanter lol
Yeah the potential
7:00 😂
Do you mean sheer? Sorry, I’m just a little confused
@@dontbesuchaleaf yeah! wrote it fast, and didn't double check... hahaha *fixed
why do I always choose to watch these when I'm hungry
Exactly 😭😭
Same dude 🤣
Im hungry
You‘re watching this because you are hungry
I like your profile pic aisawa.
courtney: *in a food coma for a good 5 minutes*
also courtney: *sU* cC b o *Y*
“Must speak Braille...”
-Shayne
Love you shayne.
Keaton Hayes He also said they must speak American....
Why the hell not
SMH.
Im so glad they did the "you're my favourite pizza place" meme
Omg, I AM a 70 year old 500 lb Portugese bear that can read Braille.
I'VE FOUND MY FAMILY! LET ME LOVE YOU!
Well isnt this a surprise
@@lindsayjordan1122 Oh my gosh, this is so beautiful. YOU ARE NEVER ALONE!
@@joserubenmendoza9570 Nope, you really can find everything on the internet these days!
Smosh has to bring these back cause the descent into madness as they get progressively more food drunk is hysterical. Especially the contrast between Shayne becoming more unhinged vs. Courtney becoming more dissociative
10:26
Shayne: “pineapple has no business on cheese”
Courtney: “you hv no business on this planet “
I died😂
*ZERO BUISNESS*
He is right
Shayne is my Hero!
Courtney is the type of person to put apples, cherries and habaneros on pizza.
Meanwhile, Damien just gave us a bomb ass pizza order.
This is the second time Shayne got brutally roasted by a coworker
COURTNEY IS STILL HAVING FUN WITH HER BOYS! 💛👌
Yup😂🖒
"I thought you and mom were working things out"
“Okay... but I’ll see you weekends
“Okay... but I’ll see you weekends
“Okay... but I’ll see you weekends
“Okay... but I’ll see you weekends”
“Okay... but I’ll see you weekends”
Shayne and Damien talking about wiggling in bed is the cutest
I laughed so hard I cried.
Courtney was 100% in a food coma for the last part of the video while Shane and Damien just went on and on about nonsense and I criiiiied.
It makes me so happy that Damien is with Smosh Pit now!!!
YES SAME I LIVE DAMIEN
Damien and Shane is why I keep clicking
@@cinnamoncap Dude, same. I think they're the funniest people in Smosh.
So they just brought him over from Smosh Games? Or is he in both? I don't really keep up with Games so I'm not up to speed.
@@whateverworksmate.721 he's on both
I like that first 2:20 min passed and everybody was talking and eating and Shayne was just chewing food silently and saying nothing.
Saad Abdullah Shayne is me when I eat dinner with my family. I’m very focused when I eat 😂😂
Man's got his priorities sorted 😂😂😂
I can't get over the fact the shayne looks like he's wearing lipstick 😂
His lips are always like that and I love it
Courtney probably kissed him
Lol I have red lips naturally and I have been asked if I have worn lipstick multiple times and I’m like BRUH
lol they did a video before this with courtney putting fake nails on them and making them doing challenges. one of them was putting on lipstick, so i'm guessing it didn't come all the way off 💀🤷🏽♀️
They film another video before this
Ian, Courtney, & Shayne: having a normal relevant conversation about their food.
Damien: chugging hot sauce whilst wiping his face with a $20 bill
Courtney : everybody calm down
Ian: Your the one who’s freaking out
Me: MOOD
The way he straight up yelled AT her.
Imagine sleeping next to shayne and he just start wiggling lol
I'maPotato ! this is so random lol
yeah imagine sleeping next to shayne but his body starts convulsing and he starts chanting demonic spells in hebrew
IMA POTATO TOO!!!
wiggle wiggle wiggle
Ima Potato 🥔 MY LONG LOST TWIN !! lol
damien: “courtney your pizza is disgusting”
damiens pizza: *is literally dough and alfredo sauce with onions on top*
and bacon though
Yeah but that's great not gonna lie
Brooklyn Brandenburg I agree it sounds delicious
Mine is alfredo cheese with chicken bacon and jalapeno it's the kings pizza
i just eat all the raw ingrediants sepratly, incuding the dough
Shayne laughing at his own jokes gives me energy.
Courtney is an entire mood during every second of this video
J Connor “tRy My PiZzA” “TrY mY pIzZa” “TRY MY PIZZA” “T R Y M Y P I Z Z A”
Why do you use the word "mood" in such a way? A person can't be a mood.
She fat
@@rezz5570 She not
I was like "omg Courtney is ME af. in that situation!" 😂😂
"does anybody else wiggle around when they get in bed?"
*i was literally just doing that*
I was too but when I was reading your comment 😂
I only wiggle trying to find the cold spot
howdy me too!!!
Miranda Heart who
(im guessing you do not know who that is)
@@ellahughes3018 Cold bead dance 😁
Shayne: "Pineapple has 0 business on cheese"
Courtney: "You have no business in this planet"
Case closed.
Except pineapple pepperoni feta pizza is perfect.
@@Slappaccino Exactly
3:41 as soon as that music started playing I was like oh here we go again😂
And when the sound played when courtney opened her mouth 😂😂 I laughed so hard
What song
Thanks Rhett and Link for saving these amazing people
8:55 - 10:15 I died. Courtneys laugh after shaynes bit was the most amazing laugh I have ever heard. And damiens reaction after courtneys bit and then Ian's bit I just cantttt
I mean
" 'Pants'? Do u mean 'leg napkin' ? "
I love theses peeps😂😂
Leg napkin is my new favorite phrase 😂
"Hello Domino's? You're my faaaavorite pizza place."
E: I like how they had to duct tape Damien's Diet Coke can.
I enjoyed this so much. Just some friends hanging out, eating, organically discussing balls in toilet water. I love you guys.
Anyone remember this classic?: **eating noises** Mmm, hamburger.
Omg Lunchtime !
Oh. my feels.
FIRST BITE
"reading twitter questions, reading twitter questions"
I remember **remembers**
“Swing low sweet chariot” - Shane talking about hanging balls 😂😂😂
i like how after all the years ian is still the dad to the group
Jesus, Courtney's "buffering" face at 17:01 lmao
I like how Courtney just fits in with all the other boys 🤣
Plot twist Courtney IS one of the boyz
Courtney and da boiz
Courtney and HER boyz
It’s her and the boys.u
If Keith was there, it would be The 4 Good Boys and Me (Courtney)
3:43
Damien : I like-uh spysay sawce
Courtney right afterwards made me lmao
I love how everyone is introducing what they have got and Shayne was just sat there eating 😂😂😂
"swing low Sweet Chariot" OH MY GOD SHAYNE
I think Damien And Shayne are really frickin cute
Thy are super in sync with each other, it's really entertaining and also adorable
Tbh I have a crush on them 😂
Kawaii Jordie Damien is super adorable 😭
Are you 70+?
Kawaii Jordie get in line
Shayne: Guys why are we single
Ian,Damien,Courtney:Oh yeahhhhhh!!
*“It’s pudding you can chew, it’s pudding you can chew”*
how did we go from cool shayne nerdy courtney to nerdy shane cool courtney
Hey Smosh, You're My Favorite RUclips Channel
*ring* *ring*
Hello Mythical Entertainment?
You're my favourite parent company.
No smosh PIT
Of all the entire world
I honestly think Noah, Olivia and Keith just straight up disappeared
Mackenzie Pd conspiracy theory
Oliva was on their pod cast last week
And they were all in last weeks video
Isn't Olvia in a horror movie soon?
They've been fired for doing it before them...
6:14 Courtney: I like drugs
She looks so traumatized by the end 😂
*drums
I love how this Damien was saying no to pineapple pizza yet now he eats ANYTHING in Eat it or Yeet it 😂😂
“Your my favorite pizza place”
-hangs up-
“Calls another pizza place”
-repeats-
SHAYNE FINALLY CALLED A PIZZA PLACE!!
Ian: Mahrinahrah
Crew: No one sounds like that.
*Ray Romano would like to know your location.*
"Good Lord girl" Damien is slowly becoming a southern belle
He's from Georgia
YOU'RE MY FAV- I thought you and Mom were working things out...
i cant like your comment its 420 likes
😂
Haaaaa😂😂😂😂
7:00 Omg, Shayne actually called Domino's to say: "You are my favorite pizza place".
And then when Courtney called... I died...
"ok cool" LMAOOO
Back in the day when Dominos roofs were hat shaped people would eat inside it more often. It was more of a restraunt then.
Edit: wait im dumb.. I'm thinking of Pizza Hut I think.
Lol
This is an exceptionally human comment, and I love it.
Courtney and Shayne are moods this whole video and shayne was being very cute the whole time ☺️
YESSSS CONFIRMED DAMIEN HAS JOINED THE SMOSH SQUAD IM SO HAPPY
Wait he has? He's still on Smosh games
blutyphoon 2 well people can be on both like shayne
hqllcnd they aren’t separate anymore. Now that defy is gone it’s just Smosh
Hi, 911? I'm naked!
Hi, Mussolini? Stop it.
Me: 911 I'm killing someone
911: bitch what the fuuuck
That ‘to invasive’ demonstrates how good Damian is at improv. He responds in not even milliseconds.
I love it how they share their food i would be like "dont touch my pizza or ill saw you in half"
Take a piece of my pizza, I take a piece of your skeleton, eye for an eye and all that!
Me : hey Domino's you're my favorite pizza place!
Me: hey pizza hut you're my favorite pizza place!
Me: 911 stop
I MISSSSSS ANTHONY EVEN KNOW HE LEFT AGES AGO
@@oliverfranklin2926 I KNOW !! :,( 😓😢😭
Carl Franklin his RUclips channel is pretty entertaining. You should watch his “I spent the day with” videos.
No one:
Everyone else: ANTHONY I MISS YA
@@SOFAKINGdesigns its freaking weird to be honest, it just makes me uncomfortable.....
Shane: "Well Rhett, what did we decide? Does it sad??"
omg I lost it, thank you for the jokes
I LOVE THEY'RE RHETT AND LINK JOKES
Haroldsavatar you spelled shaynes name wrong
Sar Bear you know what he or she meant so no need to be an asshole.
**shayne
Shayne's laugh! 😂 And I love how he laughs at his own jokes!
3:45 is a perfect edit 😂😂
WHAT SONG
Courtney halfway through the video in a food coma is literally me 🤣
When Damien said how he adopted two cats and how he's still single.
I immediately though you'll be the worlds first crazy catman
nope their are already plenty of them
Damien's excitement is so adorable
I have nothing but respect for the way Damien reacts to the food
Remember this....
Shayne: Hi dominos, your my favorite pizza place.
AFTER THAT THEY MADE A MUKBANG AND NOW MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.
Sergio Sagayno now every dominos ever
Hi pizza hut, you’re my favorite pizza place
Hi Chuck E. Cheese, you’re my favorite pizza place
Sergio Sagayno you’re*.
Shayne: why are we all single?
Me:BRING BACK THAT SHOW BACK
I can still hear the theme song
Yes!!!
Nah bro they spelled his name right
Rewatching this in 2020 I have only one thing to say:
We need more food videos
Just hit my recommended and now I’m flooded with nostalgia
"Okay Rhett, will it sad??" I'm so happy they work at Mythical now oml
Damien quoting parks and rec bloopers is great
Gretchen Becker when was that?
@@KD-cd2ck the hot snakes part
3:45 the most ever most ever most ever most ever precious perfect cutest moment since the internet exist
Ian: "Do you think you're a guy or girl who can date us at the same time?
Me: *immediately replies* Yes.
I love Damien so much. Why is he single?😂😂❤❤
Why are any of them single for that matter? They're all awesome.
I love you for the Damien love and why don't we picture
He’s a sweet soul who always makes me laugh
He's a shy beannn
@@whateverworksmate.721 Bc they gotta find someone equally awesome, which is hard to find lol
14:23 “WELL RHETT I think did we decide , Does it sad ?
Okay, we mythical beasts LOVE a good gmm reference. Thanks shayne😂😂
I wanted Damien to respond with his Rhett impression tbh 😂
Artzy Fartzy yee we doooo
Where my mythical beasts at!?!?
Well Mythical does own Smosh lol Mythical Beast here 🖤
Damien ate his entire pizza within the first 7 minutes how
5:06 tell me about it. I'm a former Domino's employee and it happened on the regular that people ordered just anything that isn't pizza. One time, someone came in and ordered 5 chocolate chip cookies because the supermarket was closed already. Just. 5. cookies. And we had a basket full of those on the counter, but they said "they have to be cold" and wanted us to go to the fridge to get them. They weren't even trolling, they were dead serious
They’re all slowly getting food drunk
"Slowly"
Cassie Graff veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery “SLOWLY”
12:30
"Why are we single?" I HAVE LITERALLY NO IDEA YOURE ALL SO PRECIOUS 😂💓
Melanie Rodriguez is Ian single too? I thought he was with Pamela?
@@gills2794 from what I heard on the podcast I dont think they are together anymore
Ahh, thank you, that sucks... I've been meaning to start the podcast I really love the clips I've seen so far
That’s sad I thought they were really cute and they were a good couple
Why we're single... smosh games...
“i’m not as dumb as some thinkle peep i are
but i’m pretty dum”
Ian: "How can I make my employees work during their lunch hour, and monetize it... I'VE GOT IT!"
Courtney is rethinking all of her life decisions from 14:00 to the end
9:15 "aSs LaVa!"
-Damian Haas 2019
Shayne is legit the cutest human being on this planet 😂
Yall should do more of these! I've been watching yall for the past year and this is one of my favorite videos yall have done!
When Damien said “I’ve never NOT done that” I literally choked and thought I might die
At least Shayne didn't break his Nokia 8500 in Egypt this time
That was absolutely the best part of any episode of any Smosh Pit video
at 17:46 Courtney was just so uncomfortable i was dying😂
Well yeah, it’s because the boys are talking about really low-hanging balls that can reach the toilet water. (I think that would require special equipment to attach to the scrotum to weight it down enough and stretch it through gravity.)
mechadoggy ok now i’m uncomfortable
No one:
Literally no one:
Shane: have you ever like dropped anchor
13:13 After 13 minutes into the video of them gorging food there’s Shayne “Guys why are we single?!😂😂😂
Literally no one:
Damien: “yOU donT LiKE PudDiNg SkiN
*starts singing 🎤 * itS PuDDing YoU CaN ChEW👏🏼itS PuDDiNg YoU cAn CheW👏🏼”
I’m literally cackling 😆😭
I read that when he said it xD
That's how you can really tell Damien is an Ed, Edd, n Eddy fan
14:41
Nobody:
Damien: ITS PUDDING YOU CAN CHEW ITS PUDDING YOU CAN CHEW
I always forget how much I love this video. And it's always the middle of the night when I stumble across it again, right at that peak tired time where everything is extra funny. I actually cried a little bit during those last ten minutes of just pure nonsense.