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  • @frslefsekiro7659
    @frslefsekiro7659 8 месяцев назад +246

    "cleaning his house" is Asmons 401k can you imagine the views when he finally goes through with it

    • @klaytonrodriguez1040
      @klaytonrodriguez1040 8 месяцев назад +5

      NAH for real yo

    • @adaydreamhd
      @adaydreamhd 8 месяцев назад +2

      Bro u want it to happen so bad amr

    • @DerangedMerger
      @DerangedMerger 8 месяцев назад

      I imagine 400mil :)

    • @TheMetroidblade
      @TheMetroidblade 8 месяцев назад +3

      He literally can make the longest series on it too. And when the views start to dip he can start working on himself. It’s kind of insane to have a fallback like that. And when all that is done… do a spin off of dirty jobs where Asmon gets normal jobs and has to work it for a day.

    • @turbo558
      @turbo558 6 месяцев назад

      Wild isnt it? Its like, hes just such a backwards guy, he gets massive rewards when he finally does basic things that we all do daily lol RIP us

  • @sept09
    @sept09 8 месяцев назад +153

    asmon: i don't smell bad
    also asmon: my sense of smell is bad

    • @hdkdante
      @hdkdante 7 месяцев назад

      lmao

    • @DIE2dayORelse
      @DIE2dayORelse 5 месяцев назад

      He probably smells like the streets of medieval London mixed with liposuction biowaste

  • @dylan4125
    @dylan4125 8 месяцев назад +113

    Im a physician and i recommend a weekly dose of Steak n' Eggs.

  • @tronmanlos
    @tronmanlos 8 месяцев назад +4

    Been watching this podcast since the beginning, just wanted to say how nice it is to see Emi talking way more than where we started. Such character growth, I can’t wait til she fights the final boss.
    Also, sometimes when I watch, since I’ve been watching since the start, I just feel like I’m listening to my grandpa tell his favorite life stories. Like “oh yea, grandpa asmon is at it again, talking about whipping his friends in the backyard” classic

  • @ihaveacar
    @ihaveacar 8 месяцев назад +299

    "Do you feel proud flexing on the 5'3" 100lb Asian woman?" 🤣

    • @sarzootashoota351
      @sarzootashoota351 8 месяцев назад +30

      He really did too 😂

    • @toxickingchristian2645
      @toxickingchristian2645 8 месяцев назад +20

      Dude is 6’ 250 flexing on a shut in Asian girl bruh 😂😂😂😂

    • @mike971000
      @mike971000 8 месяцев назад

      Yeah when she says bicep curling 210 is easy if your tall you should flex on that little syndrome Asian b

  • @MadOwlMurphy
    @MadOwlMurphy 8 месяцев назад +34

    I love this podcast, i didn't miss a single episode and it's always so nice when you open youtube and see it's friday

  • @Sigrt
    @Sigrt 8 месяцев назад +48

    I agree with Asmon on this part. Just keep walking. I've hiked in the mountains several times when I've walked, with a heavy backpack on, for like 10 hours straight. And I was not really in great shape at the time, either.

    • @Llipo_unlockIme
      @Llipo_unlockIme 8 месяцев назад

      Maybe it's different in the USA, in Europe (Austrian here, we have the alps) you usually hike up and down mountains, so in a common hike you cover an altitude difference of around 1500 meter up and down again, which would be around 10000 feet. Trained people tripple that. Altough maybe thats considered moutaineering.... we just call it hiking

    • @emiach
      @emiach 8 месяцев назад

      @@Llipo_unlockIme it is the same in the US, hiking means going up thousands of foot elevation in mountains. people who don't hike use the term for walks in nature though, such as Asmon and this commenter

    • @windfallthomas676
      @windfallthomas676 8 месяцев назад +4

      did you read the comment? he literally said he hiked in the mountains...
      @@emiach

    • @mewre2062
      @mewre2062 8 месяцев назад

      first mile of a roadmarch with a 50 pound rucksack is the worse part of a 20 mile roadmarch

  • @apexofhumanity
    @apexofhumanity 8 месяцев назад +54

    I love how Asmon says he doesn't know what Kidney Stones are then immediately tells Emi that women can get them.

    • @Docwell
      @Docwell 7 месяцев назад +3

      He meant he doesn’t know what they are comprised of, made of, caused by, but knows generally what they are and women can get them.

  • @Trashedman1
    @Trashedman1 8 месяцев назад +172

    I like the part where Tectone says "that's badass"

    • @Vandel96
      @Vandel96 8 месяцев назад +12

      That’s bad ass

    • @doubled6092
      @doubled6092 8 месяцев назад +6

      Time stamp?

    • @Wafulcopter
      @Wafulcopter 8 месяцев назад

      Same

    • @liamcarey8726
      @liamcarey8726 8 месяцев назад

      Ahhh the good old days…

    • @chaewonmewon
      @chaewonmewon 6 месяцев назад

      I love when he would always say that

  • @CatsLilaSalem
    @CatsLilaSalem 8 месяцев назад +73

    I don't think that the Asmongold editor has actual beef with Tectone, but just likes to roast people in an great way

    • @순애충
      @순애충 8 месяцев назад +2

      Asmongold editor is always roasting asmon in every video

  • @JaccobeNA1
    @JaccobeNA1 8 месяцев назад +7

    Car window and windshield glass is completely different than glass from a glass table. Glass in card breaks way different

  • @malkavian4120
    @malkavian4120 8 месяцев назад +24

    Well now we know why Asmon thinks he doesn't smell bad.

  • @Jason-px5ez
    @Jason-px5ez 8 месяцев назад +2

    Watched this episode while getting an AOT tattoo, thank you for getting me through the pain!

  • @JeffHandCoach
    @JeffHandCoach 8 месяцев назад +3

    Seen/listened to every podcast and I always look forward to Fridays! Thanks you guys and gal, love yall!

  • @Eugen_Maple
    @Eugen_Maple 8 месяцев назад +15

    Tectones hiking show idea sounds very similar to the Norwegian television show «71 grader nord»!

  • @farmerjohnTV
    @farmerjohnTV 8 месяцев назад +6

    I wish there was a sitcom with these 3. I'm down for it.

  • @JiroTheFro
    @JiroTheFro 8 месяцев назад +1

    Great episode y’all! Thank you three for putting these out every week

  • @ifreshplays
    @ifreshplays 8 месяцев назад +2

    Yea the way Emi has been talking about her Drawings i thought they would Suck ass but my god those are amazing!

  • @jamescrook9600
    @jamescrook9600 8 месяцев назад +9

    I'm like tectone, I'm still a fan of professional wrestling although I much prefer the attitude era than today's brand. But yeah I'm zacks age I'm 34 and we did backyard brutal wrestling as kids it was so fun back then.

    • @dylan4125
      @dylan4125 8 месяцев назад +2

      Agreed, I love attitude erra. Sting & Ray Misterio are still my favorites.

  • @unou588
    @unou588 8 месяцев назад +18

    7:37 BRO get yourself an OTK Sword and Board competition where you all wear armour and shit lmao

    • @SoneGurke
      @SoneGurke 8 месяцев назад +1

      OTK Buhurt

    • @sarzootashoota351
      @sarzootashoota351 8 месяцев назад

      They won't for the same reason they won't do MMA. Even with all that armor, the risk of brain damage is pretty high.

    • @oldylad
      @oldylad 4 месяца назад +1

      @@sarzootashoota351what do you mean? They can’t get much worse

    • @sarzootashoota351
      @sarzootashoota351 4 месяца назад

      @@oldylad lmao true

  • @Vashtiian
    @Vashtiian 8 месяцев назад +293

    I'm not Tectones biggest fan... That being said if you read this I hope you're doing okay. All the hate you're getting right now is completely unwarranted and you do not deserve it. I hope you're holding up okay. Also yes you saying 30k like that makes me sad 😅

    • @nicolasprzasnyski2114
      @nicolasprzasnyski2114 8 месяцев назад

      Tectone has knowingly become the tool he is.. no sympathy. He's leaning into a "acting character" that's terrible for his mental health.... rewatch the first minute of the podcast... starts off by calls "chat" (thousands of people) a bitch.

    • @justaweeb14688
      @justaweeb14688 8 месяцев назад +5

      Context?

    • @StefandeJong1
      @StefandeJong1 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@justaweeb14688some drama between Tectone's ex wife and current female roommate

    • @batmanexit13
      @batmanexit13 8 месяцев назад

      @@justaweeb14688 LSF

    • @KRIAJK
      @KRIAJK 8 месяцев назад +33

      Nope, he 100% deserves everything. He constantly lies about things and pretends to be a 100% victim.

  • @SliceOCheeze
    @SliceOCheeze 8 месяцев назад +1

    About the avatar talk. The animated series is 1000/10 perfection. The trash old movie they made is a literal 0.5/10 disgrace to the show. The new netflix adaptation I would say is like a 5/10. They didnt make it a one to one exact copy of the series which I think every disliked, but there were some actual cool things they did differently. Overall it was alright, wasnt bad wasnt super good either but it was still enjoyable i guess.

  • @DreamskyDance
    @DreamskyDance 8 месяцев назад +7

    Loved the episode, its great. XD

  • @thetrustysidekick3013
    @thetrustysidekick3013 7 месяцев назад

    I still recall an absolutely terrible fever I had as a kid. I was staring at the patterns on the ceiling and imagining energy waves coursing through them. I was like that for at least 2 days. It was wild. Looking back I almost died.

  • @muel841
    @muel841 8 месяцев назад +9

    1:05:55 “72” they say in unison

  • @totoro6214
    @totoro6214 8 месяцев назад +2

    i love when there's no guest. i feel like it's less crazy and easier to focus on the topics without adhd topic change and tangents all over the place. these three are great together and you can tell they are so comfortable with each other. some of that gets lost trying to incorporate guests.. but that's just me

    • @TheDLektrik
      @TheDLektrik 8 месяцев назад

      depends on the guest, for example I think when they had just will or just cyr it was pretty cool, or soda for example, basically people they are all very comfortable with, when it was tips for example, even tho it was an interesting episode it was soo different and Emi and Teccy barely talked on that one which at times made me almost wanna skip it, it's just a matter of finding the right guests imo
      TLDR : agreed but depends on the guest and the right guests can make an episode even better

  • @doublejesusful
    @doublejesusful 8 месяцев назад +2

    I did DMO at an Olive Garden bro the smells are even worse since you're already in the kitchen where they are cooking and handling food covered dishes.

  • @xakira666x
    @xakira666x 8 месяцев назад +16

    As someone who gets kidney stones asmon would stop drinking Cokes if he got one hands down one of the worst pains you will ever deal with in your life as man.

    • @dylan4125
      @dylan4125 8 месяцев назад +1

      Dr. Pepper

    • @henroku5281
      @henroku5281 8 месяцев назад +6

      Drank MDew and Monsters only. Barely drank water. Got really sick to where it was hard to pee. Passed a small one. Have only drank water since that day. The pain was crazy and almost passed out. Wouldn't wish that shit on anybody.

    • @TwistedFire85
      @TwistedFire85 8 месяцев назад +2

      I had an 11mm one get stuck in my ureter, spent 16 hours sitting in the ER before I could get into surgery to get it lasered out. That was the worste pain I had felt up to that point.....until I had to take a piss later at home. Those first 4 pisses were the absolute worst pain I have ever felt. Way way more than the stuck kidney stone. I was standing up and as soon as 1 drop of pee wanted to come out I damn near feel on my knees. Instantly had tears in my eyes and almost ripped the cabinet off the wall. I had to sit down to pee and every time I tried to pee I instantly stopped and was trying not to rip my bathroom sink off the wall. Like liquid hot magma and razor blades coming out. I don't wish that on anyone

    • @mereen750
      @mereen750 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@henroku5281Don't worry. Most people will get more stones because of the high amounts of toxins in plants such as oxalic acid.

  • @0dysseus42
    @0dysseus42 8 месяцев назад +7

    call it: "You lift OR You Lose."

  • @Bruce_Wayne556
    @Bruce_Wayne556 8 месяцев назад

    I gotta say these drawings are really good. thanks for the smiles keep it up

  • @fefino1411
    @fefino1411 8 месяцев назад +1

    The thought of Asmon becoming an earthbender just to remove dirt from his room is hilarious.

  • @Kaito-fk6cj
    @Kaito-fk6cj 8 месяцев назад +6

    nobody cares about Wrestling, Tectone.

  • @Eskinore
    @Eskinore 8 месяцев назад +1

    51:30 Seeing spores in someone's house because of how dirty it is is actually crazy.

  • @qdLuke
    @qdLuke 8 месяцев назад +13

    Tectone talking about doing that hiking competition, bro just do a spartan race. Those things are sick as hell you should totally do one if you’re interested in that sort of competition

    • @dylan4125
      @dylan4125 8 месяцев назад

      For sure, when I was I high-school our soccer coach & some of the moms had kidney stones, the coach had to have his surgically removed & the moms all said they would rather have another kid than another kidney stone.

  • @genjishim5014
    @genjishim5014 8 месяцев назад

    Tectone’s Face Had Me Rolling 57:51 all the way till the crickets death 😂🤣🤣

  • @gunshot1225
    @gunshot1225 8 месяцев назад

    Nice episode, the music is really awesome.

  • @mastespy
    @mastespy 8 месяцев назад +1

    Normally i skip ads but these tectone ads is awsum. 😂

  • @justjoshinrnd6958
    @justjoshinrnd6958 8 месяцев назад +11

    Tectones out here making the first "strand- type" reality show

  • @Trog4053
    @Trog4053 8 месяцев назад +1

    When I lost my sense of smell to covid twice all I could smell was ammonia and mustard combined for every scent. Each time I lost my smell for around 2 weeks.

    • @MissPopuri
      @MissPopuri 8 месяцев назад +1

      Ammonia and mustard? It really singes the nostrils. The only other smells would be sulfur and brimstone that makes you wish you had no nose at all. Everything smells like garbage, and you don’t want to eat anything.

  • @Bo7illo
    @Bo7illo 8 месяцев назад

    I mostly consume podcasts from the Hispanic community. But I like this podcast format and it keeps you going until the end of the video.

  • @krylesangerbeaver
    @krylesangerbeaver 8 месяцев назад +1

    MMA people like action. It doesnt have to be a ko in first minute. If guys punch each other at a good rate for 5 rounds you'll get a huge cheer. Some people enjoy wrestling but usually wrestling is a slow grind and some people get bored by that.

  • @EnchantingTree
    @EnchantingTree 8 месяцев назад +3

    I wanna see emi do construction work lol have her help pave a road !

  • @matsiv5707
    @matsiv5707 7 месяцев назад

    a souls speedrunner/challenge runner (one of the best challenge runners) named lilaggy did a legit sekiro blindfold speedrun. Sekiro does have good audio cues

  • @spluv1
    @spluv1 8 месяцев назад

    Lmfaooooooo i absolutely love how much teccy is loving the little things about the owl fight
    Im glad hes enjoying it; hope i can watch hahaha

  • @Personalinfo404
    @Personalinfo404 8 месяцев назад

    just here to hear tech say whatever he wants. its the best. Always 10/10 and the banter is great.

  • @tomorrowlad
    @tomorrowlad 8 месяцев назад +3

    I love the streams with just you 3

  • @BladeZlayer
    @BladeZlayer 8 месяцев назад

    i really said " DONT SAY ERATH" when tec asked asmon what power he would pick

  • @piotrjeske4599
    @piotrjeske4599 8 месяцев назад +1

    Asmon ain't going to read this, but lower right back pains , that persist for a long time and regular pain killers don't work on them (or make the pain worse) often is caused by liver damage or kidney stones .

  • @likemysnopp
    @likemysnopp 8 месяцев назад +3

    Finally a episode I can enjoy again haha. Glad to see you guys back in the good old regular fun stuff

  • @krylesangerbeaver
    @krylesangerbeaver 8 месяцев назад

    23:05 He did say in old videos he can smell the Pizza and that is how he knows it is ready

  • @Knushgar
    @Knushgar 4 месяца назад

    Listening to Tectone talk about idea's for Emi's show and the "humiliation competition" is like watching the Eldar before the birth of Slaanesh. It just keeps going and going into the depths of depravity.

  • @bunzguy6448
    @bunzguy6448 8 месяцев назад

    There needs to be an OTK event were Asmon fights every 1 in Medieval MMA, "Real thing lol" would be great and his sword swigging skills would come in handy.

  • @khonekt
    @khonekt 8 месяцев назад +2

    should do a paintball event!!

  • @KREPTiiK_
    @KREPTiiK_ 8 месяцев назад

    Hearing Tectone being as passionate as he is about wrestling is actually nice.

  • @BeefyPaladin
    @BeefyPaladin 8 месяцев назад

    40:45 I have a E3 himeko and her light cone. Looking at pure fiction now I should have gotten E4 instead of E1 bronya for my standard selector.

  • @The2SidesAngel
    @The2SidesAngel 8 месяцев назад

    Glad to see Asmond got a Steam Deck thought at this point, I would recommend other handhalds. I have both Steam Deck and Rog Ally and the difference in performance is quite a lot for me to recommend the Steam Deck I also hate how disingenuous the reviews were as everyone was saying that performance is the same or better on Steam Deck on low power mode. Well yes it is but at full power, you get about 10 fps or more on the Rog Ally and that while the Rog is on a higher graphic preset, not to mention the fact that Steam Deck is 720p and Rog is 1080p. Though the Steam Deck has a way better battery life.

  • @GeneralSpecific
    @GeneralSpecific 8 месяцев назад +1

    Wait was Emi just joking when she said someone was gonna train with the king himself Demetrius Johnson? That would be PEAK

  • @tmstani23
    @tmstani23 8 месяцев назад +2

    "It's really just the brain damage problem"...TRUE

  • @2D2G
    @2D2G 8 месяцев назад +1

    I'll be listening to this at work later! Hope you guys have a great day!

  • @davistaylor8782
    @davistaylor8782 8 месяцев назад +9

    Don’t let the haters bother you Tectone, real people can see your personality and relate to you, your genuine enthusiasm and excitement for life is infectious, don’t change bro

  • @88cameras
    @88cameras 8 месяцев назад

    Woah. Hold up!
    If you guys do a Camp Knut hike event. Make sure to get tracking devises. I don't wanna see some sort of news headline saying "Viral video gone wrong in North Texas". We need our streamers.

  • @SSTierPotato
    @SSTierPotato 8 месяцев назад +5

    Best way to start my morning

  • @Hahvok
    @Hahvok 8 месяцев назад +1

    The worst thing you could make Emi and Emily do is roofing in the summer in Texas, hands down.

  • @saschascholz7944
    @saschascholz7944 4 месяца назад

    I would love to see Emiru and Extraemily trying to fix am refridgerator 😂
    I love when Asmon steps out of Character and is frindly and supportive ❤

  • @krylesangerbeaver
    @krylesangerbeaver 8 месяцев назад

    Everyone does such a good Knut impression lol

  • @DoctorJohn_MD
    @DoctorJohn_MD 8 месяцев назад

    This is a wild podcast to follow as a doctor lol
    Also yes Emi, women get kidney stones too. I treat several a week on average and I've had numerous women tell me their kidney stones hurt as much or more than childbirth

  • @maxinezeit5812
    @maxinezeit5812 8 месяцев назад

    Lmao, Asmon's face when Emi said she wouldn't mind some suffering 🤣

  • @classicdevikin
    @classicdevikin 8 месяцев назад +2

    Did no-one tell Tectone wrestling's rehearsed?

  • @swimfreakcmb
    @swimfreakcmb 8 месяцев назад +1

    I believe muscle atrophy is the decay of muscle as you get older. I could be wrong though! I DO NOT CLAIM TO BE A PHYSICIAN.

    • @markmitchell153
      @markmitchell153 7 месяцев назад

      It's just muscle decay generally from lack of use(disabled people) or age. Your correct without being a physician

  • @jse230379
    @jse230379 8 месяцев назад +1

    Tectone not bringing up money for 2 seconds challenge

  • @Grizzlysnaps
    @Grizzlysnaps 8 месяцев назад

    Gym stuff is great cause i love watching people better themselves

  • @Skylaman
    @Skylaman 8 месяцев назад +1

    Someone needs to edit that Emi 5 head picture to include the Avatar arrow.

  • @xflip94
    @xflip94 7 месяцев назад

    Also my dude asmongold rocking that moccasins pajama combo 👌👌👌

  • @KCBBryan
    @KCBBryan 8 месяцев назад +1

    Petition to call it "You Laugh You Lift"

  • @SolidKnight64
    @SolidKnight64 8 месяцев назад

    seeing the streamers create their own workout Mecca is awesome

  • @rbnsky
    @rbnsky 8 месяцев назад +1

    Petition to rename "You lift you lose" to "Last Man Lifting"

  • @Hollowdude15
    @Hollowdude15 8 месяцев назад

    Increadible video and cool topics y'all :]

  • @Obeesepandah
    @Obeesepandah 8 месяцев назад +4

    Love the podcast guys.❤

  • @phoreign64
    @phoreign64 8 месяцев назад

    Will we ever figure out who's hand is in the intro that puts the VHS in the VCR?

  • @dakkenly
    @dakkenly 8 месяцев назад +2

    the Asmon skullet coming in nicely

  • @twitchmania7614
    @twitchmania7614 8 месяцев назад

    Damn, you guys might get me to join the patreon with the anime tier list.

  • @StanTheMan318
    @StanTheMan318 3 месяца назад +1

    Dude asmon, you are just like my dad. Horde and everything. He loves diablo games and stuff like final fantasy and white knight chronicles. Just wanted to say if there is a person id want to meet it would be you over anyone else. Including mr beast and the pauls ect.

  • @gougou354
    @gougou354 8 месяцев назад +1

    Please bring Esfand, the righteous paladin to one episode of S&E :)

  • @jiezer007
    @jiezer007 8 месяцев назад

    Tectone looks exactly like Milikovic-savić the goalkeeper 😂

  • @JRCORTEZ87
    @JRCORTEZ87 8 месяцев назад

    Avatar training!! xDD DED!!! LMFAO Wrestling OTK LETS GO! im dying!! ong

  • @itsallwrong89
    @itsallwrong89 8 месяцев назад

    emi² is absolutely pulling the Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie and that's hilarious

  • @darchdeath9636
    @darchdeath9636 7 месяцев назад

    it went now an ad from our sposer and showed an real ad

  • @HotShame0
    @HotShame0 8 месяцев назад +1

    "You did it as a girl?" No asmon she did it as a 40 year old guy. 🤣

  • @Spammit-ye4vw
    @Spammit-ye4vw 8 месяцев назад +1

    wait do asmon and emi know who demetrious johnson is? did i zone out? where did that come from? we're talking about mighty mouse right? is he going to the gym or something? @ 13:20 ish

  • @blulight6971
    @blulight6971 8 месяцев назад

    Tips Jar great addition to the set

  • @godpop
    @godpop 8 месяцев назад +1

    Techy is always based, air would literally insta kill someone, also fire would legit be the weakest out of them all in real life

  • @OldManInternet
    @OldManInternet 8 месяцев назад +9

    Muscle atrophy is the process of muscles degrading, typically from lack of use by the elderly, bedridden patients, and astronauts in space.
    That said, maybe an atrophy set is slang for gradually reducing weight between reps, because I know that's a thing people do. But muscle atrophy specifically is something different.
    And no, I'm not physician.

    • @dakotamiller14
      @dakotamiller14 7 месяцев назад +2

      He was thinking of Hypertrophy..not atrophy, was hard to listen to that part LOL

  • @sepiroth426
    @sepiroth426 8 месяцев назад

    Yes I would love to see techtone get in the octagon with Sean Strickland

  • @deplorablerdk174
    @deplorablerdk174 8 месяцев назад +1

    Kidney stones aren't like smooth pebbles; they're sharp and jagged like sand spurs.

  • @TRayTV
    @TRayTV 8 месяцев назад

    Buddy Holly got his start by having a cricket in the "studio."

  • @nikakosirati6103
    @nikakosirati6103 8 месяцев назад +1

    This set looks very nice btw

  • @ifiliketrains1010
    @ifiliketrains1010 8 месяцев назад

    7:40 as a matter of fact, in some cases you can! you guys should look up medieval MMA, i'd kill to watch asmon and xqc in full plate armor bashing eachother

  • @KnightsTempura
    @KnightsTempura 8 месяцев назад +3

    Gaara is the OG earth bender

  • @hiadne8219
    @hiadne8219 8 месяцев назад

    I love the Tips Jar

  • @whitecat1441
    @whitecat1441 8 месяцев назад +1

    Love emiru introduction ❤, when she said "dear friend.." i know this podcast is doing fine & well