The average soldier took 4,000 shots to land one hit in WWII The average American soldier took 1,000 shots to land one hit in Vietnam The average stormtrooper takes between 40 and 80 shots to land one hit against a space wizard with superhuman reflexes (even if the shot gets deflected) The average stormtrooper is inhumanly accurate
I know this is a joke buuut: You have to take into context where the shots were happening, WW2 and Vietnam consisted of mostly trench and guerrilla warfare, whilst stormtroopers were often shooting in an open room
@@alphathesupreme2238 The Stormtroopers were ordered not to hit in Episode 4, look at the Boarding scene the Rebels only got like 2 or 3 Stormtroopers while they got all the rebels in that hallway. It was intentional but everyone now thinks they are bad shots which they are not Edit: Vietnam Trench War Warfare existed?
Either way Stormtroopers are actually good fighters, they were just not trained for dealing with space wizards with swords that deflect their shots and can cut through them like literal butter men
As far as I'm concerned, the reason Vader doesn't go after the droid/Kenobi is because so long as he stands on sand his connection to the force gets weaker and weaker. So when he's just standing there watching, it's because he's been completely drained by the sand.
11:52 "Damn it, hello there" "Damn it, I've looking forward to this" "Damn it, the negotiations were short indeed" "Damn it, I will deal with this jedi scum myself" "Damn it, I have the highground" "Damn it, I don't like sand" "Damn it, MORE" "Damn it, what about the Droid attack on the wookies" "Damn it master skywalker, there's too many of them, what are we going to do?" "Damn it, he is my brother" "Damn it, they fly now"
8:00 to correct the person who sent you that: AT-AT stands for all terrain armord transport. They carried their own infantry support. The issue of the legs being vulnerable to fighters could be countered by having the machine crouch.
4:35 *_*black, oily, clawed hand grips Darth Vader toy lightsaber whilst watching 6-year-old little brother in Spider-Man costume playing with toy lightsaber*_* 9:44 he went cuckoo while in exile on Dagobah. Yoda wasn't always a senile frog.
3:04 Ok so fans don’t want Tattooine to be where the next movie takes place. SO LETS JUST MAKE THE SAME THING, CALL IT JAKKU, AND PUT A BUNCH OF WRECKED SHIPS EVERYWHERE.
Building the Tantive IV Lego set as a kid is a meme in itself. Not only did it destroy my thumbs, it was the only Lego set I never completed. Even the other kids on the block gave up. AND YES, I WAS GOOD WITH LEGOS
@@andhikasoehalim3170 C-3PO, the 4th most main character in Clone Wars. Maybe ...Oh, actually, I've looked it up, and apparently for no particular reason, Captain Rex is blonde haired. But also usually he's bald.
Kanen is only a padawan that survived order 66 so he is no real Jedi knight, Ezra is a padawan too and ahsoka left the order but youre right too at the Moment in the Film many jedis are still alive (sorry for my bad english)
“Tell me the difference between this picture and this picture.” *shows two pictures of a clone trooper and a stormtrooper* Non-star wars fans: “They’re the same picture.”
0:38 I’m really tired of this one. The choice was there because it’s about commitment. Are you willing to commit to this life, or not. If not, that’s fine, if you want to come back later then that’s fine, but be ready to commit. Otherwise it’s unfair to your fellow Jedi, unfair to any people who are relying on the Jedi and unfair to you.
Obi-Wan:You were my brother, I loved you, you piece of sh*t! Anakin:Damn it, I hate sand! Han:Punch it Chewie, you piece of sh*t! Vader:I am your father, you piece of sh*t! Palpatine/SIdious:Damn it, I am the Senate! Obi-Wan:Patience, use the Force, think, you little sh*t! Anakin:Damn it, sorry Master.
Here's one Obi-wan: WHAT DO WE WANT Any good star wars character:DEATH Obi-wan: WHEN DO WE WANT IT (Obi wan dies) (the good star wars characters die) Luke: Hey guys sorry I'm late (Luke dies) this is from adsfmovie
12:58 Hayden’s not a bad actor. He did great in the tv shows but in the movies I’d rather see Matt Lanters version of the character. A live action clone wars with Hayden would also be awesome since he’s got a better grip on the character now
Star Wars memes will never get old, and with the Andor series coming, we’ll have more templates.
"I Smell Profit!"
True
Just like the younglings
@@jamesBFC1887
Can’t believe Anakin killed that one youngling even though he called him “master”
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one!
My best translation of 1:18
"Roses are Red"
"I live on Tatooine"
"Luke aboutta shoot Yoda in the Spleen"
I thought it was
“Roses are red
I live on a barn
“Away put your weapon, I mean you no harm”
@@TheIrishman32711 Yeah, that's probably what they meant lol
I thought it was
roses are red
I live on a farm
Luke shoots yoda in the arm
@@TheIrishman32711 I think it's farm as that's a moisture farm but otherwise I think you're right
@@throwingmyphonetillimfamou3975 it’s “away put your weapons! I mean you no harm!”
The average soldier took 4,000 shots to land one hit in WWII
The average American soldier took 1,000 shots to land one hit in Vietnam
The average stormtrooper takes between 40 and 80 shots to land one hit against a space wizard with superhuman reflexes (even if the shot gets deflected)
The average stormtrooper is inhumanly accurate
Agreed
I know this is a joke buuut:
You have to take into context where the shots were happening, WW2 and Vietnam consisted of mostly trench and guerrilla warfare, whilst stormtroopers were often shooting in an open room
@@alphathesupreme2238 The Stormtroopers were ordered not to hit in Episode 4, look at the Boarding scene the Rebels only got like 2 or 3 Stormtroopers while they got all the rebels in that hallway. It was intentional but everyone now thinks they are bad shots which they are not
Edit: Vietnam Trench War Warfare existed?
@@MarkusR.O.7022 they were used, but the plants mostly made it to hard to actually see what you are shooting at
Either way Stormtroopers are actually good fighters, they were just not trained for dealing with space wizards with swords that deflect their shots and can cut through them like literal butter men
As far as I'm concerned, the reason Vader doesn't go after the droid/Kenobi is because so long as he stands on sand his connection to the force gets weaker and weaker. So when he's just standing there watching, it's because he's been completely drained by the sand.
What?...
How did you learn my secret?
He did say sand gets everywhere. Probably clogged up his connection to the Force
low tier earthbender
20:23
Holy moly! I didn’t know you guys used my meme! Thanks!
well, considering the fact that tactical droids got wrecked a lot of the time, i'll go with a
At least I might get laid...
"YOU WERE MY BROTHER, YOU PIECE OF SH*T. I LOVED YOU!"
"I love you" "DAMNIT, I KNOW!"
11:52
"Damn it, hello there"
"Damn it, I've looking forward to this"
"Damn it, the negotiations were short indeed"
"Damn it, I will deal with this jedi scum myself"
"Damn it, I have the highground"
"Damn it, I don't like sand"
"Damn it, MORE"
"Damn it, what about the Droid attack on the wookies"
"Damn it master skywalker, there's too many of them, what are we going to do?"
"Damn it, he is my brother"
"Damn it, they fly now"
Damn it, WHERE ARE THOSE DROIDEKAS
Damn it, General Kenobi
damn it, i am the senate
Damn it, a sith lord?
damn it, will someone gets this big walking carpet out of my way?
8:00 to correct the person who sent you that: AT-AT stands for all terrain armord transport. They carried their own infantry support. The issue of the legs being vulnerable to fighters could be countered by having the machine crouch.
6:21 if you ever feel stupid, remember this person used a prequel meme to try to prove that the sequels are better than the prequels.
It's a joke he's saying prequels over sequels he's using someone's quote and saying they're wrong
@@muhammadahmad680 I know, I was just making a joke too.
1:18 “roses are red violets are blue” i live on a water less planet, GET THAT GREEN MIDGET GOD DAMMIT
1:19
roses are red
i live on a farm
away, put your weapon
i mean you no harm
This is the best one
I love how most of these memes are about the prequels because most people watching these videos are fans of the prequels
“Your body submits, your heart succumbs- so why does your mind resist?”
Don’t think you slide a Kingdom Hearts quote past me and think I won’t notice!
4:35
*_*black, oily, clawed hand grips Darth Vader toy lightsaber whilst watching 6-year-old little brother in Spider-Man costume playing with toy lightsaber*_*
9:44 he went cuckoo while in exile on Dagobah. Yoda wasn't always a senile frog.
When Anakin went shopping on Mustafar he said that the prices cost an arm and a leg
18:15 I invented another one: I declare this quarrel over Anikan, for I perceive that I have the advantage of higher altitude
In regards to that last one, I'm actually excited to see Jacen Syndulla.
My translation for 1:18
Roses are red,
I live on a farm.
Luke is about to shoot Yoda in the arm.
bro star wars quotes can be so interchangeable and still make sense.
12:18 and 22:42 My reaction: A surprised to be sure, but a welcomed one.
3:04 Ok so fans don’t want Tattooine to be where the next movie takes place. SO LETS JUST MAKE THE SAME THING, CALL IT JAKKU, AND PUT A BUNCH OF WRECKED SHIPS EVERYWHERE.
Add “Damn it” to any Star Wars quote
Me: DAMN IT, YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
"Well, actually, you were the chosen one, you piece of shit!"
Please make more of these, I eat them for breakfast lunch and dinner!
Bro I thought ur profile picture was a piece of hair on my screen and tried to wipe it off. Damn.
@@ItsJustSaito oh shi* 😂 i made this pfp and never thought to change it! Thought it would never work, thx bro you made my day😅
Building the Tantive IV Lego set as a kid is a meme in itself. Not only did it destroy my thumbs, it was the only Lego set I never completed. Even the other kids on the block gave up.
AND YES, I WAS GOOD WITH LEGOS
29:02 Well, actually, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
3:43 Me: forgets to turn down volume
My family: 🤨
16:02 A bald blondie? Who the heck does that mean?
Yeah who the heck is that? C3PO?
@@andhikasoehalim3170 C-3PO, the 4th most main character in Clone Wars.
Maybe ...Oh, actually, I've looked it up, and apparently for no particular reason, Captain Rex is blonde haired. But also usually he's bald.
29:00 "Well, actually, I am your father."
Tbh, Luke and Leia had every god damn right to join the Sith.
Obiwan: "Well, actually, its over Anakin, I have the high ground"
Anakin: "Well, actually, you underestimate my power!!"
9:36 is the most relatable meme I've seen all day.
4:26 better call boba
Ok but that Yoda vs R2 one was SLANDER
14:37
Literally me every second of every day. I could not be exaggerating less.
Me: Needs directions
Google: This is the way
Okay, that Disney+ jab broke me. 13:40
18:35 my English teacher actually used this as a example to write more formal 🤣
5:15 the secret war nobody knows about other than Jurassic park fans and dinosaur experts.
2:52 starts playing never gonna get it
The very first one got me
10:15 being homeschooled as an Asian be like:
18:52 "I did actually made me laugh so hard
19:37 uncomfortably accurate
“Naboobies” “tataweenie”💀💀💀💀 first one I’ve heard second one hearing for the first time
Roses are red. I live on a farm. away put your weapon, I mean you no harm
Yay another Star Wars video!!!!
Roses are red, I live on a farm, Grand Master Yoda is afraid to be harmed.
Ok but that Millenium Falcon bouncy castle tho-
Because of triangle, low ground means less distance before smack, high ground means morr distance till smack
more star wars memes please
Only 2 jedis
Kanan Ezra and Ashoka: am I a joke to you
Kanen is only a padawan that survived order 66 so he is no real Jedi knight, Ezra is a padawan too and ahsoka left the order but youre right too at the Moment in the Film many jedis are still alive (sorry for my bad english)
No one insults kanan and Hera’s baby, it’s so cute.
24:21
People who know: 😢🫡
People who don’t know: “F”
13:37 Literally two and a half men
“Tell me the difference between this picture and this picture.” *shows two pictures of a clone trooper and a stormtrooper*
Non-star wars fans: “They’re the same picture.”
13:13 Star Wars memes: official cannon yes legends no
Viewers: man RUclips recommendations are being boring lately
Star Wars Content: *Hello There!*
No Anakin you were supposed to save Technoblade, not kill him
This hurt
Technoblade never dies
0:38 I’m really tired of this one. The choice was there because it’s about commitment. Are you willing to commit to this life, or not. If not, that’s fine, if you want to come back later then that’s fine, but be ready to commit. Otherwise it’s unfair to your fellow Jedi, unfair to any people who are relying on the Jedi and unfair to you.
13:37 This needs to be a real series
5:00 now my depressed ass has another focus
Palpatine really should have turned obi wan to the dark side, if he could. He beat anakin twice and maul on numerous occasions.
Well, actually, "In my book experience outranks everything"
"Would it help if I got out and pushed?" "Well, actually, it might!"
I think we need to accept ducking and duck as swear words
16:00 bro who's the bald blondie, I'm losing my mind
Rex.
@@blockish71 thank you
@@callmefleet No problem.
Yeah I only deduced it by who is left, process of elimination.
0:13
Lol 😂
Absolutely priceless humor ♡
5:35 The 20 of the Jedi and inquisitors in the background🫥
Anakin; alright my turn 18:23
0:24 I have the book with this comic!!!🤣🤣
4:36🤣💀
8:08 I love how they forgot to take the Kingdom Hearts quote out from the meme XD (though admittedly, it's about KH's version of Anakin, so...)
5:02 "what about the droid attack on the wookies you piece of shit"
16:45
Roses are red
Cloaks are brown
It’s over Anakin
I have the high ground
9:46 But we got the best duel in Star Wars.
Its over Anakin, I have your piece of ****
30:47 someone explain what this one means i’m trying my hardest to figure it out 😭
(Ik this was nearly a year ago) it’s “you’re just as beautiful as you were in my dreams”
15:52 The greatest meme
Obi-Wan:You were my brother, I loved you, you piece of sh*t!
Anakin:Damn it, I hate sand!
Han:Punch it Chewie, you piece of sh*t!
Vader:I am your father, you piece of sh*t!
Palpatine/SIdious:Damn it, I am the Senate!
Obi-Wan:Patience, use the Force, think, you little sh*t!
Anakin:Damn it, sorry Master.
1:13
I actually tried this but Chris Hansen came out of it, blocked the way, and told me to have a seat over there.
(This is a true story.)
When they said there are only 2 sith and 2 Jedi me an intellectual: There are 2 more Ahsoka and Darth Maul
ashoka left the jedi dummy
Ahsoka, not in the Jedi order anymore?
@@georgetrapp6666 yes bc clone wars she left in seosan six or 5
1:16 is crazy
Here's one
Obi-wan: WHAT DO WE WANT
Any good star wars character:DEATH
Obi-wan: WHEN DO WE WANT IT
(Obi wan dies)
(the good star wars characters die)
Luke: Hey guys sorry I'm late (Luke dies) this is from adsfmovie
Obi-one, Obi-two, Obi-three and Obi-have. lol
The sequels have fans?
8:08 dudes forgot to add Doomguy
roses are red,
i live on a moisture farm
yoda gets shot with a random blaster?
Claimed the 5 minuites late award
2:29 7 yo me when my mom went back for something in the sore xd u misspelled store
No offense
11:49 Too true
0:37 is best
25:23 im Pretty sure that’s not Tatooween
Jar Jar RIPPED
23:02 Canadian anakin
Viewers: man youtube recs is lame
Star Wars Content: *Hello There!!!!*
12:58 Hayden’s not a bad actor. He did great in the tv shows but in the movies I’d rather see Matt Lanters version of the character. A live action clone wars with Hayden would also be awesome since he’s got a better grip on the character now
22:40 dang I miss tts
10:15 we were just build different back then
Hayden Christensen was Anakin and James Earl Jones voiced Darth Vader
Guys my mom walked in on me with this on my home page and thank god the time at the bottom right covered up "Those little F***ers"