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- Опубликовано: 9 дек 2022
- Jenna Ortega (Wednesday) is a master of the morbid retorts. #shorts #netflix
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Smart, sarcastic and a little dead inside, Wednesday Addams investigates a murder spree while making new friends - and foes - at Nevermore Academy. 
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“ I don’t believe I’m better than everyone , just that I’m better than you “ this one is so cold
This one is the best
then grab a blanket
Love it
"Your face finally got that splash of color it so *_desperately_* needed."
that one is *lit* ngl
"Do you want a matching black eye" I like that one a lot
😌😌jj I will get the money 💵 and I am sure you can 🥫 it on your own and I have no problem with it being the
@@4usprosperity wth
Hm, do you remember why she said that? She said that to the merman siren? I also remember that line "let's check your reflexes" and I thought Ufgh, you will do more than just checking reflexes if you go through with that...
@@Readysetgo2007maybe cuz thing punched him in the face and got black eye so wednesday want to give another black eye
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"I act as if I don't care if people dislike me. Deep down... I secretly enjoy it." This was cool af.
That one is my favorite one. Thank you for reminding me of this beautiful line😂😂😂😂
Lmao it's so relatable.
This was like literally one of my favorite lines
Ah yes this line ❤❤❤
”If he Breaks your heart, Ill nailgun his” i just love this one
Now that’s a good one!!! ❤
I actually said that to my best friend before her first date 😼
@@anya_netherwood uh huh.
That one is definitely my favorite. It is one of Wednesday's best bestie moments. ❤
That's as close to calling Enid a friend as she ever got.
" Are you seriously turning us down?"
" Can you believe it?"
The sarcasm in that response is *chef's kiss*
I know right
I LOVE EVERYTHING THAT WEDNESDAY SAYS...
I know right the way she said can you believe it😂😂
I loved that one so much
"I see you finally made a friend. Even if it is a plant."
"I go for quality over quantity."
That was perfect too
Dang that has got to hurt
Stereotypical introvertic's response.
When I was a teenager, I wrote a scene where these bullies were mocking my OC for talking to a cat, and her response was, "I often find animals' company preferable to human, and I thought you of all people would understand that by now."
@@racjonalistka8259you call that introvert?
“Ask again and you will be down to eight lives” love it
That’s one of Wednesdays best come backs❤
I love the writers more than Wednesday
Well enid is not a kitty
She is a wolf, so its only one life
I find it more funny that you said this since your YT username has “Kitten” in it.
“Whoever invented high heels, must have had a side hustle as a torturer”😂😂😂
"You can take the mask off Bianca."
"Wait I preferred you with it on."
💀💀💀
Lmaoo
Yeessssssssssssss
This sounds so much like a sibling insult 😆
Call the ambulance , I just saw people get torched
I have actually said this before lols
"If you hear me screaming bloody murder, I'm probably enjoying myself."
I pissed myself laughing when she said that.
How would she sound when she’s not having fun then? Laughing?
@@corncobbob2326Wednesday:"yes"
i blushed
in the words of Xavier Thorpe, who is that lucky guy...or girl who made her scream bloody murder?😏
“If you hear me screaming bloody murder,there’s a very good chance I’m just enjoying myself” is my favourite
“Actually it was two kids, but who’s counting” was my favourite
I like the kidnapping line the most because she sounded genuinely disappointed and insulted when she found out she was only tied up by classmates instead of actually dangerous people. I loved how they were surprised at her rejecting them and how she sarcastically went “Can you believe it?!?” and I can still hear it from time to time.
This is also my favourite scene of her sarcastic quips... simply because there are just so many in the scene
Dangerous people would be either the teachers or the classmates cos its a BOARDING SCHOOL, she’s delusional :)
I love when she holds up the rope like "really?"
Yh that "would u believe it" killed me 😂😂 had me replaying it like ten times fehm 😂
And then the part where they were like "untie her" and she said "I untied myself five minutes ago 😑" 😂😂🤣 killed me I replayed so many times aswell
If I were Wednesday I’d be insulted and disappointed too. Expecting… something, not teenagers going ‘yeah this is our secret club and we have great parties.’ What a letdown.
Everyone will know I failed to get the job done ... my fave line 🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️
😌😌💗Billie is a very important thing that I can remember that is a great resource to find the time ⌚ I am not a good idea 💡 and
What does she mean?
Same👍
even better morticia's expression hearing that was like "fair point"
@@tayluvofficial
Attempted murder means the murder wasn’t successful. If they filed the charges she would feel like a failure rather than feel remorse for her brother’s bullies.
My favorite one is"You brought a gun to a sword fight,probably the first smart decision you made today"
"Is your spectral vision impaired? I'm dying." Is probably one of my all time favorites
Dude Jenna blew not only the Roof but the whole House away with her performance, I REALLY REALLY REALLY CAN'T WAIT FOR SEASON 2
yes
YESSSSS
Ikr! … even though I’m only on episode 5 LOLLLLLLL
When is it coming though? Any date released
@@learnwitharitriic Not before 2024 maybe even late
Enid: “I will literally scratch my eyes out”
Wednesday: “I’d pay to see that”
😂
She's possessed by satan I think or maybe she is satan
🤣🤣🤣
😂😅😂
I ACEDENTLY WULD LIKE TO SEE THAT...
"I'll rather stick needles in my eyes.......... I'll probably do that anyway". 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She's so harsh, and yet so pretty that it's tough to hate her.
Depends. I find people like her detestable. They probably know and revel on that fact. It's a 2-way exchange of opposite-natured vibes.
"We want our students to be all-rounded"
"I prefer to remain sharp-edged"
Best line ever
В последний раз скажу Даша 😁 и компания эти "люди'' пассажиры.
"i dont bury hatchets, i sharpen them" this one hit hard...
“And you must be the self appointed Queen B”
“Interesting thing about Bees”
“Pull out their stingers and they drop dead” 🥶
Lmao, that’s a pretty good threat.
"I'd probably do that anyway"
got me laughing.
“ I could eat Girl Scouts for breakfast. Actually I have an uncle that went to prison for that” I like that one
Omg that’s funny
That sound sus
@@terryhastur2121 No, her uncle
Especially her uncle really eats everything. The bee's
😂 Yep that was funny!
“Pull out their stingers they drop dead” I-I cant 😂
That's the spicy talk now you're just selling meatloaf hour and then we will Express with those time I make when you put it in the box and can't hear anymore snow it gets too cold
@@4usprosperity huh 😅
Confusing *brain reloading*
@@4usprosperitywtf?
@@4usprosperity wtf-
my fav line is when she got stabbed and goody came to help her and she said "is your spectral vision impaired? Im dying." that had me crying LOL
The perfect actress for the role
Мне везёт, ДИРЕКТОРУ тоже везёт! ✌️❤
Her voice is so soothing which even makes her comebacks feel like she’s talking “politely”
that's because she's being polite.
I like the one where its like
Enid: "you know what you need!"
Wednesday: "a bullet to the head"
💀😂
That was one of my faves for sure, harkens back to Christina Ritchie from the 90s movie(s). Im glad they carried that aspect of little Wednesdays over from the movies, those are some of my favorite lines from any movie period. Them coming out of 10yr old little girls mouth is so hilarious.
ENID is a werewolf, a silver bullet.😁
Lol I've said this one for years
@@glumsulk I remember in the sequel even Pugsley tried hanging himself in the background when they were sent to Camp Chippewa
Why is that funny🤣
All : seeing her acting
Meanwhile me : she didn't blink a single time 🙌😳👁️
"Ask again and you'll be down to eight lives" that was cold
“You’re turning us down?!”
“Can you BELIEVE it?” should’ve been there :P
AGREED
"we even have alcohol and drugs"
"omg do you guys even have a bed time"
The one about filleting her victims isn't even a comeback, she was just clearing up a rumour 😌
I think in monogram is a possum of a human race did people have monogram for no reason to go to the doctors have baby and have a virgin
Actually the boy didnt die, she just wanted to scare h~
@@terriblina7462 It was a bit unclear but it seems like 2 died and 1 survived
@@bookraccoonI don't think anyone was killed, just the 1 guy that lost a testicle. I think she said to Enid "2 people, but who's counting" just to give herself a more dangerous image.
@@mrpyro07 lost a- what 😭🤣 that's actually something that happened? I haven't watched it
“It’s amateurs like u who give kidnapping a bad name”
😂😂😂
Fr😂
I love when she comes down in the black dress and Tyler is like speechless and he's trying to say she looks beautiful and shes listing things to fill in his words for him and says "female objectification for the male gaze" 😂❤️
Oh, so I am better off not bothering to watch this.
@@kaitlyngault3987whaa ??
@kaitlyngault3987 Can't fully remember, but I think that's the only time anything like that is said.
“I prefer to remain shape-edged” is such a killer line
We can't forget "Do you want a matching black eye?" and "I don't bury hatchets. I sharpen them."
She has always been the kind of girl who you either want to punch in the face or you just feel sorry for. I did start rooting for her once she cracked and showed some vulnerability, only then was she likable. However, I will admit she does have a quick wit.
"ask again and youll be down to eight lives"
WEDNESDAY IS SUCH A BADDIE😂💀❤
Enid: where are your whiskers?
Wednesday: ask again and you'll be down to 8 lives
Me: bro nah I'm dying☠️
That makes her worthy enough to do stand up comedy. Well, dark stand up comedy.
@@randomland2775 Wednesday stand up comedy hehe 🙂
What that meant?
@@kangtaehyunsbraincells8536that means will she die?????
Mind that she acted - perfectly - but still acted and spoke the script. Do you think she'd so natural while on stage live? I don't, but wouldn't mind being wrong here!
"Wait, she's rejecting our offer to join us?!"
"Can you believe it?!"
I loved that one 👏
“ill probably do that anyway” made me actually laugh lmao
“I thought you were able to control your abilities.
I love that one.
Jenna made a fantastic Wednesday 🖤
No no I no longer have the final and the other is not the right time to be there to help you get
@@4usprosperity wut??????
@@bradbobhayhurst8604 I think they mean "No no I no longer have the final and the other is not the right time to be there to help you get"🤔 Idk, what do _you_ think they meant?
(Just in case you can't tell, I'm just joking around with you, sorry if it didn't seem like it😓)
And an even better Thursday
"Can you believe it" The sarcasm got me... I like that one the most..
I paused it, cracked tf up, and had to rewind at this part cuz it was so damn slick lmao. She was so condescending in her tone and it was so quick lol
@@djay3888 I was also like wait what?
Yes! I thought that one would be in here, I laughed so hard
I just love the cat part of the series 😂😂😂
*"Ask Again And You'll Be* *Down To Eight Lives."*
this is more like wednesday roasting everyone
“If you hear me screaming bloody murder, there’s a good chance I’m just enjoying myself.“
Don't forget when she got kidnapped and said "You can take off the mask Bianca." And then when they took it off.. "Wait I preferred you with it on"
Edit: Thanks to the person(Captain Cold) I didn't know I wrote "he" I'll change it + Thanks for all the likes!
That should’ve been in the post fr
😂😂
_she_
I love the way you credited him in the edit 😂
No biggie, thanks for the accolade! I hope you’ve had a merry Christmas (regardless of whether or not you solve it)!
The major problem with all these badd-ass one-liners is that this show's Wednesday isn't half as tough enough as she would need to be to actually realize them.
YES, it was made for edgy 12yo
“Ask again and you’ll be down to 8 lives.”
*Damn* 😮💨😮💨
Ngl I think some people noticed this but Ajax’s snake literally got scared and went back into the beanie when it saw Wednesday
I noticed. That was funny
😂 oh…! i thought it was a roach 😖
@@amarachichimaxoxo on his face?
@@RedK5 crawling underneath his beanie
@@amarachichimaxoxo from his face
She delivered those lines coldly and smoothly, I can't want for the second season
"Ask again and you'll be down to 8 lives"
I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
She'd always find a way to insert torture and death to her words, love her for that😂❤
my favorite one is her saying she rather be sharped edge than well rounded
Right? That's such a cool thing to say whenever someone tells you that
Wednesday is a litany of awesome comebacks.
*Wednesday makes whistle noise, thing* Bianca “what was that.” Wednesday “a note only dogs can hear.”
Wednesday’s mind: I’m surprised you couldn’t hear it
Enid: "AHH, WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT!?"
I love Jenna Ortega as Wednesday, I feel she fits the role so perfectly. What I DONT love is how the screenwriters make her mother look or how they consistently have Wednesday berating or insulting her. She NEVER did that to her mother and fully respected her very much(in obviously her own way lol) but was never like that. And her mother didn’t and wouldn’t have cared about half the shit they try to strong arm a “normal” mother would. My only gripe
"Terrible, everyone will know I failed to get the job done" 🤣🤣 cold blooded
Her face while saying it is what gets me 💀
The deadpan stare she always has saying lines like that makes it funnier
Yes.. no emotion, just pure insidious behavior
@@cosmari245 exactly
I LOVED THE ONE WITH. «How do you know What the monster looks like? Or are these self portraits ?” GOT ME LAUGHING
She gets it from Morticia.
"They say I shouldn't take such things to heart."
"That's because you don't have one."
"Finally, a kind word for your mother."
One of my other favorite lines was "she's been smothering me with hospitality...I intend to return the favor in her sleep" and when the pilgrim dudes asked if she's ever been with a normie she says "I haven't met one that could handle me" i thought that line was so bad ass. The line that cracks me up every time and always will was "everyone would know I failed to get the job done" 😂 it was early on in the show and it was at that moment that I knew I was gonna love her character a lot
She usually has a very even tone when speaking, but I love the earnestness that she has when saying “it’s people like you that give kidnapping a bad name”
Her savage lines are one of my favorite part of the show
Let’s just admit, every Wednesday line was a chef’s kiss and it’s terribly hard to just choose one😂
Another interesting fact about "queen" bees:
They're not actually the leader of the hive. They're just a living egg laying machine.
Morticia: please excuse Wednesday she's allergic to color
Enid: what happens to you?
Wednesday: I break out into hives and then the flesh peels off my bones.
I like this one too 😅 really can't wait for season 2
"I don't think I'm better than everyone else. I just think I'm better than you"
HEHEHEHEH
Wednesday: I don’t think I’m better then everyone else just that I’m better then you.
Bianca: flabbergasted.
Xavier: smile.
❤ One of my favorites ❤
“I’ll probably do that anyway” 💀
My favorite was her comment about the coffee, because of the poor dude who had to rethink his entire existence because of the stray bullet that just caught him while he was minding his business and trying to get his morning coffee.
I would pour the coffee anyway and just nod to her. Cause it's true :'D
I died at Ajax's face and the snake that climbed back into his hat LMAOO
I never realized that a snake slid back into his hat
I thought that was a bug.
Regarding the bee comeback, I actually find James Rolfe's version much better: "You know when bees sting you, their asses break off and they die".
"CAN YOU BELIEVE IT" This one always got me 😂
“Terrible. Everyone would know i failed to get the job done” SLAYYYYYY😩😭
your cute.
@@DaleRunningenher cute what
"id rather stick needles in my eyes...I'd probably do that anyway"
I don't know why but that line hit right on the mark
Same!
I was looking for this so thanks a bunch🤣🤣🤣👍
We gonna talk about how good of an actor she is I mean I love watching her shows especially Wednesday she is such a good actor keep up the good work
“Ask again and you’ll be down to 8 lives.”
One of the most clever lines from the series (in my opinion) 😂
I loved when Wednesday challenged Bianca to the fencing match without the gear and Bianca said “let’s see if you bleed in black and white”
"my father is twice the man you are" her response to the police officer when he called her father a murder
The best ones I like is when she snaps at Goody Addams,
"Is your spectral vision impaired Im dying!"
And when she snaps at Tyler,
"Would you rather I develop an obsession for horses and boybands?"
Wednesday: talks about bees as if they were insignificant and fragile beings.
Also Wednesday: Joins the beekeeping club xD
and she tells uncle fester to leave them alone lol
The snake was like “oh hell nah, I’m out bru”
"I'd rather stick needles in my eyes...... I'd probably do that anyway" I cant- 😭
“Ask again and you be down to eight lives!” Love that one ❤
Tyler: All we have is drip
Wednesday: But drip is for people who hate themselves and know their life has no real purpose or meaning
Random Guy: 😐
“Do you want a matching black eye?”
“Take the mask off Bianca. No wait- I preferred you with it on.”
My two favorites
I mean, they have always all the lines memorized and some scenes are cut out. So she’s able to say comebacks this fast.
This show had such a great take on Wednesday. My biggest gripe with it though is that the only results important to the case happened her visions. I’m hoping the next season can give her more reliance on her investigative skills
“Wow! Do you guys even have a bedtime?” was my favorite line from the whole show 😭
I think what makes her truly an Addams is how open she is about being kidnapped or even murdered. Like she even tells Eugene “if u hear me screaming, I’m probably enjoying myself”
Such a good show! Turned it on and couldn't stop until the end of the season. I was so sad there was no more to watch. Can't wait til next season
“I’d probably do that anyway” got me dying😂
"I'd rather stick needles in my eyes..."
"...I'll probably do that anyway."
Ehat episode is it from
The script is well written, top tier
On a vacation day and then I can 🥫 the same thing I do for
🤓🤓🤓💞
There were a handful of cringe lines, but otherwise it was well done. I enjoyed it more than most of the crap that comes out of Hollywood nowadays.
Jvke having the best impression to her comeback😂
Catherine Zeta killed it as mortisha
My mom would put me in a coffin if I talked to her like that ⚰
Wednesday would like that
@@RedK5 I agree. I bet she'd consider THAT a better roommate 😂