Mass. lobster diver swallowed by humpback whale off Cape Cod coast
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- Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
- The veteran Cape Cod lobster diver was positioned off the coast of Provincetown, about 35 feet down, when he was swallowed by a humpback whale.
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Last time that happened the story got written into a book.....
Dudes new Nickname will be Jonah. At least he didn't get spit out on the beach by Ninevah and have to preach for a month.
@@kurtsherrick2066 😂😂😂
Pinocchio
Mormons: "Hmmm... better write this one down..."
Was he running from gods will?
No one is ever gonna outdo his story at Thanksgiving dinner...
Now are you talking about him or the WHALE???????
EVER!!!!
Ever
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He definitely doesn’t need to worry about that happening twice. What’s the chances of it happening once. Best fishing story I’ve ever heard to be honest.
Yea you dont hear about them because they become whale food. There just missing one day.
AGREED.
did I ever tell you that I've been struck by lightning 7 times ? once I was just getting swallowed by a whale
@@michaelmaltese939 i think being swallowed by a whale beats out being struck 7 times by lightning.
Yeah, like no chance that lighting strikes twice huh?
Reporter: "That's the story coming to you live from Nineveh."
"Details at XI"
@@princeharming8963 Lol... that was clever.
Yea...not so far fetched after all.
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The whale feels horrible about the mistake and hopes he's OK.
Wlm whale lives matters
The whale thought EWW trash
I'm this man's lawyer and tell that whale we're suing for 1 trillion plankton for this hit and run on my client.
@H Stop carping on.
Whale reports, you know, it's like swallowing a fly on a motorcycle, just spit-n-git.
Whale's wife: Don't you kiss me with that mouth.
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Lol, hahahaaaa...
Laughed out loud reading this thank you very much for that!!!
Whale: I always imagined they'd taste different. 0 out of 5 stars, will not try again
Exactly!!! I’m so glad whales don’t eat people, at least not purposely
Best comment ever!
That whole thing about: They taste like chicken?? That's total BS! (Whale to his friends)
Best comment
Underrated comment. Well played.
Whales Friends: Hey….Did you do it?
Whale: Yes I did it….Now where’s my 20$?
The dollar sign comes before the digit. Just thought you should know :)
@@theneification new it really doesn't matter when being fun. Real clown
@@Fever5Live215-gc7hx Your grammar is written like a true clown.
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Sitting at his local bar, no other stories will top this one.
The story would be way cooler if his buddy laso-ed his leg, and then pulled the whale up on shore with him still in the whale's mouth. Now THAT would be a fishing story!
Whale Swallowing Support Group, call 1-888-18-JONAH
@@fredygump5578 fredy gump has the IQ of Forrest gump adding dumb dialogue
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Whale: "I once caught a human this big" /exaggerates
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Other whales: Bro, no. We know you lying. Remember that time you caught a giant squid and it turned out to be a seal >:(
Believe in the Lord Jesus Christ everyone. The Bible stories are. Really real. Amen.
best.!
Who else is frustrated that he didn’t have a GoPro on him
😶No, Not Really. I suspect, at least for me it's, ..Sort of like when you're a kid & somebody tells U what's it's actually like in a Kangaroo's pouch.
..🤢 I got a feeling it's more disgusting than amazing.
Plus, I wouldn't doubt somebody probably already have toss 1 in a whale already..
When somebody else almost dies and you feel frustrated you didn't get to see, check your ego, the world doesn't revolve around you lol
@@rockm9222 Almost died there hasn’t been any deaths due from A whale mouth Everruclips.net/video/5JBMvUMJuyQ/видео.html
@@rockm9222 well I guess my ego is the best bc he should of had one
@@rockm9222 When somebody has to take a shot at a total stranger for no apparent reason. The world doesn't revolve around YOU either. "lol"
Your name is no longer Michael, you shall be called "Jonah".
Jonah The Second, huh? 😂😂😂
Jonah 2.0 🐳
Interesting his name is Michael, which means "Who is like God." The Story draws a parallel.
Yunus
Daniel 12:1, Michael shall stand up.
You may want to go hear what Benjamin Netanyahu said yesterday in his exit speech. It was biblical.
So Jonah and the whale is a true story. Hmm, go figure.
Ha, I don't think so.
Jonah was actually swallowed by underwater ufo. Jonah describes flashing lights inside like a submarine dashboard
Yes it's true...
what are you smoking ? please give me some
Jonah was in there for 3 days
He's lucky he had witnesses. His wife probably would have given him a hard time running late coming home😂😅
And smelling fishy 👻👻👻
@@weareallgodschildrenlovefr9556 ..... CLASSIC ! ! !
hahah
The soft tissue damage and other junk on his body would be identified at the hospital. Faking those injuries would be _very_ hard to do.
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Lobsters: I need you to send this guy a message
Whale: Hold my fish
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Ded
He’s just lucky the whale was a spitter and not a swallower.
Ha ha ha
My bf wishes the opposite
@@Thatsright-tr2ks a whale that size wouldn't be capable of swallowing him - but a whale your size would you nasty freak
I really wanna like this but you're at 69 and I have to respect it.
My gf gargle it
The whale tasted the American spirits and coughed him up.
The cure for whale attacks is cigarettes. Who knew
You beat me to that one
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there were none.
Would Marlboro reds do the same? Newport lights?
“He was shaking his head trying to eject me outta his mouth” LMAO THAT MADE ME LAUGH. Glad he’s ok
When i read the title... I was like what? Isn't he to large for the whale to swallow?
this dude and the dude who flipped out when he seen a mola mola sunning itself and thought it was a baby whale dying should go fishing together
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Proof that after everything humans have done to whales, they never hurt US intentionally.
lmao okay guy
Your are delusional.
@Dogs are Evil well... I think his point is that they are gentle and intelligent creatures and obviously capable of more compassion than we are 🙄
Does Sea World come to mind
@Dogs are Evil That’s a crazy delusional statement. Your screen name says it all.
Whale is still trying to get the taste of cigarettes and whiskey out of his mouth!
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Funnnyyyyyyyy
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That whale tasted Sam Adams and cigarettes and knew that was no fish.
😂😂😂😂underrated here
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No the whale didn't taste me. 😤
"He came flying out of the water feet first." That would have been something to see.
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I know that made me chuckle
Hmmm, where have I heard this before?? Oh YES! The Bible.
Oh brother.... nonsensical. He might get a book deal. More power to him
Ide rather do it than see it!
"Where should we set up shot for this whale story? A beach? Waterfront by a building, a wharf?
"Nah lets set up by the highway. My background shot will just be cars and trees thats good enough!
Lol
I know! That area has so many great locations and all they could find was a highway!
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A whale on the highway! Lol it"s so very true. My dad told me the the jeep was swallowed by the whale, when I asked him where was the jeep? He used to drive us to the beach by that jeep to swim.
Reality was, he sold it to feed me and the rest of the family. God knows how I missed that whale story
Lmao
I've actually done a bit of research on this a while back. This makes him only one of a few people in history to survive a confirmed swallowing by a whale. Usually, the person dies in the whales mouth before being ejected by being crushed to death as the whale filters the water for plankton, or they die within a day or two from crushed internal organs. He's lucky and has an amazing story now.
Well thank you Mr. Scientist, very thorough report.
@@shamrock32 Your welcome. And yes, I picked up on the condescending tone of your reply. It's the RUclips comment section, it's not that serious, lol.
Hey there just a quick correction, he was never swallowed. He was placed in its mouth. I have heard that most all whales cannot swallow human as their throats are too small.
@@MrDrManPerson yes, thanks for that. Most baleen whales have very small throats so they are not technically "swallowed". Good catch.
The fact that the camera guy thought it was important to zoom in on his pack of american spirits and they label his wife "lobsterman's wife" is hilarious 😂
@Chen Beixuan 👍👍
Funniest thing I've seen in quite some time. You just gotta love local news, man!
@Chen Beixuan lmfao
Believe it or not, people still smoke.
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Whale shook his head cuz the “fish” tasted different and spit him out.
On another note, I’m glad he’s okay!
ngl the whale shoulda been worried too, their throat isn't that big so the whale could have actually died
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“ whale was shaking his mouth trying to eject me”
Whale: ewwwww human
Sus
@baked dorito except your girl
Lmao
@baked dorito
Hahaha well said 👍🏿
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Even Jonah got puked out. Whales get killed by humans in a variety of ways, but they find us distasteful.
Humpback whales cannot physically swallow people. They have a throat designed to take krill, nothing bigger
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Big fish
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 lmfao besides humans are despicable why swallow that?!
And he’s changing his name to Jonah .Whale said he wasn’t legal size and not a keeper.
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he was 45ft down, the whale probably thought he had to save the human and brought him up to the surface. You never know, whales are very smart
Are they as smart as dolphins?🤔🤔🤔🤗🤗
@@voraciouschild9226 I have heard they are, just harder to tell because they just move so slow. Like elephants, we know elephants are smart but they are just big and somewhat slow. Unless they feel threatened
@@voraciouschild9226 yes
Do humpback whales eat lobsters? If so, a smart humpback might have tried to "discourage" the human from taking lobsters that humpy wanted to catch/eat.
He wasn't swallowed, he was in the whale's mouth then the whale spit him out....still quite scary, glad he's ok.
"quite scary" is probably the biggest understatement in history.
"I realized I was in a whales mouth"
"You figured that out while you were in the whales mouth?"
Lmao 🤣
He pulled out his bic lighter and illuminated the inside of the mouth. Oh wait he’s under water. That’s how fake this story is. Fake news.
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@@judd0112 .... Exactly nobody actually saw him in the whales mouth and he said it didn't break any skin well duh whales don't have teeth
Well he sure wasn't in the lobsters mouth
Can't make this up I swear!! 😂🤣😂😂
I have heard about a human throwing a fish back. But I have never heard about a fish throwing a human back.
E well.. a whale is a mammal. They have live births like almost all other mammals.. fish lay eggs.
@@tipsybass7060 My dog is brown.
He smokes, even whales despise smokers.🤣🤣😂😂😂😅😅😆😆
A whale somewhere: "I hate it when those things get stuck in my teeth."
Humpbacks don't have teeth.
@@christinailes7846 Yes, I thought the anthropomorhism would enhance the joke a bit. I didn't think "I hate it when those things get caught in my baleen" sounded as funny.
While we're at it, though, maybe I should also point out that I'm also aware that humpbacks almost certainly don't think in English.
Cheers.
@@somerandomnification you never know right? Lol
Have a goodnight
@@christinailes7846 You too :)
@@somerandomnification I hate it when those things get caught in my baleen was a better joke” and even better joke would just be ... 🏊♂️ + 🐋 = 🤮
Plot twist: The Lobster mobsters hired the whale!
Low Level Lobster: Stinkin Humans are back again boss
Boss Lobster: Call Tiny
Hahahahaha!
Those sons of beaches are at it again...
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The fact that he decided to still continue doing what he does just 1 week later after the incident is extremely admirable.
So all those years I thought the story of Jonah was too far-fetched….
My thoughts exactly LOL
It IS, first this was a whale, not a fish.
Second, no fish is big enough to swallow a man whole.
Third, oxygen. There is NONE in a fishs stomach.
Fourth, there IS acid though. Did jonah breathe that instead of oxygen?
Finally, even if we grant god, who is supposed to be omniscient, cant tell the difference between fish and whales(possible since he thinks bats are birds and rabbits chew cud, the worst zoologist/biologist EVER) then the EXACT SAME arguments apply, save that in the VERY few cases like this, the whale NEVER swallows, its intelligent enough to recognize the foreign object in its mouth and spit it out first.
Ergo, jonah is STILL one of the most ludicrous stories in the bible.
@@blacksmoke3113 except that Jesus referenced it himself when referring to His own resurrection... Matt 12:39-41.
@Ethan you can just run with any theory without analyzing it. The bible claims Jonah was inside the belly for 3 days...this man wasn't.
Whale: " this fish taste like 💩 you're outta here!"
Maybe its good we eat terrible food here in america
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Fortunate for him. Even sharks spit out humans although after they bite down. He's just lucky it wasn't a toothed whale.
the fact that the wife has a whale tail pendant on her is hilarious!
Great observation... you think she paid that whale to do that 🤣🤣
Plot twist. The whale and the wife have a thing and they tried to x this foo out. The whale gave her the pendant on their anniversary.
Haha! I also love how her caption reads "Lobsterman's Wife"!
@@Smeegle653 dirty deeds don't dirt cheap
@@Smeegle653 Well the wife is driving around in a expensive SUV (Lexus) so, may be a hit job.
The whale was probably apologizing when it swam away. Just saying “Sorry human, I just wanted some krill.”
I'm glad he's doing whale😄. Let's send him a get whale card.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 It took a second, but I get it.
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Very funny. Seriously I am glad the gentleman is okay.
A Fudgy the Whale cake for sure!
Charlie doesn't want divers with good taste, he wants divers that taste good!
Dogg! 😁
Epic! 🤣
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Hahaha!!
Not “Biblic proportions…” it’s BIBLICAL proportions
not really. he didnt live in the whales mouth
Don't feel that was a mistake. XMAS
I was wondering about that one.
@@shanewright2213 agreed. Not a mistake
"OH MY GOD IM ALIVE!"
Jonah said similar words to that effect.
Reporter: “It is a whale of a tale” “A whopper of a fish story”
He knows his puns 😂😂
I don't think those are puns
@@fosty. Well, wordplay, puns. Same difference
@@calebduarte5255 he's just sad that he's not punny
@@fosty. Yes they are.
Just another big fish tail.... lol
I'm glad he survive this encounter.
He will have the best story to tell his grandchildren ever!
Whale refuses to swallow. Spits out the seaman.
More at 11
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Brilliant! Lol
"Jonah and the whale" is suddenly, vastly more believable now...
Famous story in Bible, WORDofGOD!?
Atheists are seething
The scriptures are everywhere it is the living WORD of GOD JESUS CHRIST is the WORD of GOD made flesh and dwelt among us. "Call unto me and I will answer you and show you great and mighty things you know not of " Start calling. HIS Rapture is Imminent. The eternal losers people know this is why all the deception. "All who call on the name of the LORD will be saved " JESUS CHRIST is the LORD. " There is no other name under heaven by which mankind can be saved " HE is the LORD GOD HE changes not. HE led a group of elephants to saftey in China males and all. Males don't travel with females. All the so called experts couldn't figure it out. GOD was saving them. Noah. Since they left there has been severe flooding where they left from South China.
The whale: omg guys I almost swallowed a human it was so disgusting I was like gagging omg
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Whale: OMG OMG OMG EWW EWW EWW 🤮🤮🤮
Gag me with a spoon!
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Whale: 'Yuk, what an awful tasting fish! Eeow.'
🐋: "I ordered a tuna melt, damnit!"
Like the time I almost ate a wheel bug. It's been years and I'm fuzzy on the details but I believe I'd put a snack down on my desk and did something else for a few minutes, came back and put the snack, whatever it was, in my mouth but in the meantime Mr. wheel bug had found it also. The wheel bug did not taste good, and I managed to get it out of my mouth with little damage, so I guess the bug had a story too. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wheel_bug
Not sure I would take lottery numbers from him, he used up an awful lot of luck on his last play.
If he was lucky he wouldn't have been swallowed by a Whale.
@@tommyodonovan3883 reverse uno card, you can argue that being swallowed by a whale is so rare that its very lucky of him for being swallowed.
Oh wow!!!!! Lol 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣super punchline!!!!!!
@@vajraentite133 Exactly
@@tommyodonovan3883 He wasn't swallowed, he just entered and exited the mouth.
LOL the whales like “i ain’t eating that”
I like how the news called his wife lobstermans wife 😂
Never has the term "story of biblical proportions" been more accurate.
"Biblic proportions" , get it right
@Blue Skies bro chill they just said biblic in the video, not his fault if they got it wrong
@@sumaryp8963 Yes it is just because they are dumb and said it wrong don’t mean he has to follow dummies. 😂
Do all the people that commented here know that the Bible is not a Religious Book but it’s the History Book of a particular group of people the Most High Almighty chose?
@@shebrew4807 😂🤣 Show me proof that every event in the bible happened(other records that are not bible-related). Also, if a Jesus-like figure truly existed he wouldn't have been white like he is portrayed by christianity.
If you''ve ever been REALLY close to one of these (by accident) their mouths can balloon up to a huge pouch - like a small swimming pool.
I imagine for the whale it must have been like when you're riding on your motorcycle and suddenly you're choking on a cicada.
The rain stings your face when you're doing 65, you really feel it when a June bug hits your face at 65
LMAO!!! 😂😂😂
@John Smith P prefer mine batter fried with sweet and sour sauce.
"Caught in the mouth" is not "swallowed". Nonetheless, heck of a thing to happen :)
lmao... Close enough for the girls I go with! 🤣
Both him and the whale would have died if he was actually swallowed.
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Let’s not start changing the definition of “swallowed” now, or many of us wouldn’t be here 😝😝😝
A modern day Jonah lol…I can’t begin to imagine how scary that must’ve been so glad he’s ok
Jonah went to the belly tho.. crazy huh
@@treyivey5431 Well... If jonah was real you know?
It's impossible for it to have happened. A humpback whales throat is only about the diameter of a fist, although it can stretch to 15 inches, but not larger. I seriously am appalled that the news posted it without researching.
@@amandab8433 what you’re saying would make sense if the man claimed to have been swallowed by the whale. He was in its mouth, which is actually very possible considering how large a humpback whale’s mouth is.
He should go preach repentance to that city that God told him to.
😂😂😂😳Jesus!!!!
God still ends up Destroying that City & all the inhabitants 2 Chapters later sooo. God does what he wants, when he wants
🤣😂🤣👏🏽🔥👏🏽🔥🤣😂🤣
@@mindtooinclined7102 Yeah that's not true at all. I don't know why you chose to deliberately lie about it. It's only 4 chapters long and they are very short. I just read it.
@@TroublezAhead00 Nineveh was Destroyed after Jonah's Visit during the seige of Nabopolassar and Cyaxares. So I stand Correct, God directs mens Path in War, just as He did erect a King & Kingdom throughout secular History as well as brought them to Desolation.
And yet people still mock the account of Jonah and the whale
The Bible story is a metaphor
Yeah, because nothing organic will last that long in stomach acid.
Being eaten by a whale is reasonable, being spat up by one 3days* later is a tall tale.
*recurring length of time in holy stories for how long miracles take
If you think 20 to 30 seconds in the mouth is the same as 3 days in the stomach....
@@doubtful_seer Do you believe the Big Bang?
@@coleeason6007 That's your subjective opinion which has no scriptural backing
*"The sea was dangerous that day my friend..... Easy....Big fella!"*
-George Kastanza
Lmao
No
His new nickname is going to be "Jonah"
Or pinocchio.
@@onion6foot there always is a sceptic. Smh
@@earlem9771 Oh, I didn't mean I thought he was lying. I thought Pinocchio got swallowed by a whale ( Monsto) and lit a fire inside him to make him sneeze. I wasn't being a sceptic about this.
@@earlem9771 it is spelled skeptic. And nothing wrong with being a skeptic, otherwise you would make really dumb decisions.
@@MrDrManPerson both spellings are acceptable. There is nothing wrong with asking questions and being sceptical at first. However being sceptical of the Bible is foolish. Sceptics generally don’t want to accept the fact that the Bible is indeed true as well as the God of the Bible.
the whale on Under Sea News at 10 "I almost choked to death on a human!"
Love it!!!.... no one would believe him!
🤣🤣
"...I'm in a whale's mouth?!" 🤣🤣🤣
Honey can you hear me now. Its 5G!
OMGGGG
"Then all of a sudden I see Mike coming out of the water feet first like this ✌" 😂🤣🙃😂🤣🙃
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"The first thing I noticed was the brown stains on his swim trunks."
“Tastes like chicken...of the sea.”
Whale: What are you doin in mah swamp!!
You mean OCEAN! Numb nuts
What lol this joke is so bad it's good
Ocean, duuuude
I read it in shreks voice. Lol
@@BUKWulfSh0t uncultured philistine
He should read the book of Jonah again 😀 Praise God he’s alive
@Bliksem You're incorrect on 2 counts. First, the Bible says that a "large fish" swallowed Jonah.
Yes, it could have been a whale, but it's also possible it wasn't.
Second, regardless of whether it was a whale or not, if God was orchestrating those events, obviously He could command the fish when to spit Jonah out (which He did), so there is no reason it would have necessarily spat him out as quick as this guy.
You're leaving out large chunks of the biblical context in making your assertion.
Have a good one.
@Bliksem Gotcha, my mistake. However, if God orchestrated those events, there would be nothing ridiculous about it.
@Bliksem you’re literally watching a story about a man that was swolled and spirt out by a fish in 2021 & you still think it’s not possible? 😂😂😂😂 you’re going to be in for a rude awakening one day if you don’t realize the truth.
The story is also in the Quran
@@joshuaburba1048 and in a hermeneutical argument jonah died in the whales stomach.
Whale: my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
Mans was just tryna eat sum PLANkton
"Your day is ruined!? Your day!?" ~ Man, probably
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Awww. I love him
ReviewBrah lol
I guess the story of Jonah has more credibility now…
Exactly
Uh, no. This guy wasn’t swallowed, drowned, and digested by stomach acids.
Nah, still a fairy tale. blub blub blub
@@dipthongthathongthongthong9691 so is evolving from inanimate objects, I.e rocks
American Patriot, I would disagree sir for the following reason. God's Word doesn't need external validation from stories like this. It is more than capable of standing on its own.
Also, the biblical account is true because God said so. No other validation is needed.
Have a good one.
" yuck this tastes like wet dog,Pall mall's and cheap beer.. I will pass."
Whale.
Pronounced: "Pell Mell"...the Doctor's choice 👍
Those were American spirit menthol lights…just sayn
"'he's either saying 'move to the back of the throat' or 'get me a root beer float'." - Dory
"Oh hello honey, how was work today?"
"The guys are gonna call me 'Jonah' for the rest of my life!"
You made me die🤣😂🤣😂
A whale eating a human is like a human eating a live roach
Too much fear factor.
What? How is that even the same thing 💀
@@kia.kikiii Because we are a pest in the eyes of whales. As Gary Yourofsky said, if animals formed a religion they would paint humans as their devil.
One lucky man!!! Bet people will be calling him "Jonah" for the rest of his life now!!! 🙏😊
I like how they make sure to get his pack of smokes in the camera shot
True man right there.
Whale went to Atlantis immediately after and got tested for Covid-19..
Did you hear about the two rats that walked into a bar? One rat said to the other are you going to get the coved shot ? The other rat replied not until their done testing it on humans...lol
Just imagine what Jonah went through in the whale stomach for three days and three nights!
Large fish actually, as the Bible doesn't say whale, but yes I'm sure it was a nightmare.
Awesome God. I prayed that he'd show the world more Miracles and wonders to let them know that he's still here, he saves and heals
Amen!
Amen!
My high school biology teacher said there's a reason we aren't extinct. Humans taste bad.
How does he know that?
Your teacher is a moron. The reason we aren't the first prey choice for predators is we're actually quite bony, and our height, on land at least, is very intimidating. At sea, different story. Also, the man was in no danger of being eaten or swallowed. Humpbacks don't eat anything near the size of humans, they physically can't do it. It has nothing to do with "taste".
😂😂😂😂🙌🏽
@@bigguy7353 I was looking for this comment, thank you
@@bigguy7353 I guess you don't get the concept of a joke.
The whale didn’t swallow but discreetly spat him out.
That’s what she said.
He basically didn't get swallowed by the whale. He was just in the whales mouth.
Obviously the whale didn't want to harm him. They are amazing creatures. Very smart.💕
Yes very smart it eats microscopic plankton yet inhaled a human, incredible intelligence
Wonder where God sent him and he didn't want to go, he was nowhere near Nineveh though. I'm happy his life was spared
Fake.
No fish is big enough to swallow a human. Jonah was a cultural myth. And just as in this case a WHALE is intelligent and will not swallow the human.
IF jonah's story were even remotely true, he would have suffocated and been digested by stomach acid in VERY short order.
Lol, Right!
Mr. Whale: "Terribly sorry there ol chap, you got mixed in me chops with me meal" :(
The other day I was day dreaming on a date about this, like, "what if I ever got swallowed by a whale?"
were you strolling on the beach when someone yelled
What were you smoking?? 😜
😂
"Ate By A Whale And Survived" should immediately win some kind of 5 million dollar prize.
Or be given a plaque from Ripley's Believe It or Not! 🤔
And that man is still shaking today!👀
I'm amazed how he didn't die from a heart attack once the whale gripped him!
Isn't there a story like this in the bible?
Yes.
The reporter was trying to say 'biblical proportions', but messed up the comment.
It is somewhere there if you find where let me know
@@ireneaustin8330 Jonah 1
@@ireneaustin8330 The book of Jonah is in the Old Testament of the Bible, just after the book of Obadiah, and just before the book of Micah. That is where the historical account is recorded.
Have a good day.
Reminds me of the Jonah story
That's just it, it's (Jonah and whale) only a "story"! 😉
If you ever actually read the Bible you would know it was a fish that swallowed Jonah not a whale!!! A whale is a mammal
@@nola305 a REAL story 😉
@@nola305 well no, not "only a "story"" as you just put, as per you know, this event here that just ACTUALLY happened and is getting reported on currently. Lol
@@nola305 You should read the story of a guy that taught everyone his great great grandfather was a monkey. And a cousin to a banana 😉 Now thats some "story."
A modern day Jonah.... The old books writings are coming true, that can only mean one thing....
make your robes pure and white. its almost time to go home
@@ryankross3987 yes, I agree. Jesus is coming soon.
Time for me to get my jumping skills ready so I can grab onto others 🤣
@@NatzTalk NO you have to go through JESUS CHRIST. Why wait HE is better than any words can discribe. "Call unto me and I will answer you and show you great and mighty things you know not of " Start calling
Noah Ark story in China GOD led a group of elephants to leave their habitat for higher ground. Males traveling with them, not usual. Now there has been severe flooding where they left from in South China.
It’s been said that sea creatures don’t actually like how Human taste.... they may bite you out of curiosity and attack out of fear but they don’t actually want to eat you . Alligators are a different story tho they’ll definitely eat you
I hear, in reality, Great White Sharks aren't particularly fond of human flesh.
And crocodiles maybe
Bet that guy's wife knows how he tastes 😃😄😅
It's been said, but only by igiots.
The whale spit him out and he wasn't even a lawyer.
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whales prefer breaded filet of lobsterman, not sushi.
Best one!
The Humpbacked Whale community sends it's apologies and their thoughts and prayers to Mr. Packard.
You can tell he hasn’t fully processed what happened. Amazing story!
Whoa!!! It wasn't his time. He's still here to tell his story. If it wasn't for witnesses, the truth would've got chewed up. And he would've gotten chewed out for lying.
“Whale of a tail”, “Unbelievable”? Apparently they never heard about Jonah.
he should write about it
Well this was a true story so...
whale was like "omg im so sorry i thought u were breakfast this is so embarrasing :("
Yeah now the whole world knows, he’s gonna be embarrassed for a whale.
Reporter forgot to ask him what assignment he was running away from!
😆
I think he's going to be hearing Jonah jokes for quite some time.
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