0:03 - White-haired child is being beaten to death 0:05 - Schizophrenic weeb presents an entire manga page as a reaction image, gets ignored 0:07 - He tripped and his thighs crushed his balls 0:09 - The humidifier( is on fire)! 0:10 - The schizophrenic weeb told a funny joke and decides to self-harm in public 0:18 - He was reminded of the death of Blockbuster and, by extension, his childhood. (No more discs) 0:23 - Business man takes his cat for a walk. The cat kills someone and steals its body. The white-haired child is about to be beaten to death 0:30 - Man tries to cross a small canal inlet and fails miserably 0:37 - Man sexually assaulted by woman. Does not like that 0:39 - Man beaten silly by two minors and one adult. Hits head on curb and dies. 0:47 - Weird fuck stares at dying child and then dies 0:50 - Woman refuses to piss on the zero-gravity aeroplane simulation, man does not 0:58 - The boys on a Tuesday evening when one of us trips while hiking 1:06 - Man's drip is ruined by stupid, filthy frogs 1:10 - Apprentice ninja tries to intimidate someone, fails horribly 1:14 - “ORAA-” 1:15 - Delirious, shocked man fails to realise that hand is severed 1:19 - The boys on a Tuesday evening when one of us shits while hiking 1:28 - The boys on a Tuesday evening trying to trip each other while hiking. Meanwhile, grandpa dies of a heart attack 1:34 - Child pretends to commit suicide to worry older brother, fails miserably 1:39 - She budding on my tongue until I pink [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑] 1:44 - Dumb fuck falls off of a building and dies 1:48 - Musicophilia community when they beef stroganoff [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑] 1:55 - Local delinquent intends to kill two men with bare hands to find out who stole the crack cocaine, gets it right the first try 2:00 - Schizophrenic ornithologist mistakes woman's leg for a broken bird wing, knocks her unconscious with violence to treat the injury, then takes crack cocaine and lsd instead of his perphenazine 2:10 - ~~She~~ He beefing on my off til' I'm strogan [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑] 2:18 - The boys on a Tuesday evening when we sneaking pipe bombs into each others' mailboxes 2:23 - Man intimidates dentist. Does not know how to and makes a fool of himself 2:28 - Homeless man does not know what tissues are. (They're for strog[𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑]) 2:32 - Man summons a pocket dimension, removes shirt, and then puts on makeup for the homies. (They [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑]) 2:46 - Man confesses his deepest, darkest secret on his deathbed, believing the doctors will never be able to save him 2:58 - Man brings his nationality's bug-eating cuisine into a place where it is not naturally accepted 3:04 - The boys on a Tuesday evening (This is a normal Tuesday evening for us) 3:08 - Man calls out to the witness of his crimes before then punching her to death 3:11 - Local man commits battery because his hat was ruined by the rain 3:12 - The boys on a Tuesday evening after securing the pipe bomb to my mailbox 3:14 - Me realising that there is a pipe bomb in my mailbox 3:15 - Man visits father in psychological ward, has an emotional episode and needs to be removed from the premesis 3:25 - Your average gamer 3:36 - Dr. Ivo Robotnik when his close friends, Shadow the HotTopic and Rouge the Boobs have an intervention to stop him from drinking more alcohol 3:40 - Man is sneezed on and catches the covid. (Nothing else happens in this scene) 3:50 - Femboy meets the most attractive man in his entire life 3:54 - Terminally damaged man hallucinates and calls a hand beautiful [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐉𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄] 3:56 - Woman laughs at average man with double joints in all five fingers 3:59 - Karen with main character syndrome refuses to apologise for violating pedestrian traffic laws 4:04 - Seven year-old boy accidentally becomes a twenty-one year-old girl (Not in a trans way) 4:11 - I don't know what a Polnareff is either, kid 4:14 - D[𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑] [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑] [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑] 4:17 - Beautiful woman asks men for a fun time, is shot dead for trying to bribe military conscripts 4:23 - Cannibal regurgitates human hand 4:26 - You've heard of the banana bus, but now get ready for the banana *_gun_* 4:28 - Baby is nearly killed in motorcycle crash but the motorcycle explodes. Fortunately, the driver has the ability to instantly repair motorcycles so they can make a second pass at the infant (Thank God) 4:41 - The world's best reason to not wipe your ass with your bare hands 4:44 - THE GREMLIN. THE GREMLIN. 4:48 - Schizophrenic weeb introduces himself like an anime character because he assumes it is cute to do in person 4:55 - A strange man enjoying a cherry 5:03 - Impatient young heir to patriarchal family awaits father's death by heart attack. Realises that it would be faster to destroy the fine china in the home to make him die of shock 5:07 - Above-average incel graduating from celibacy into being a domestic abuser 5:09 - The boys at midnight after I survive their Tuesday Pipe Bomb and harvest their organs until Wednesday Morning 5:10 - The last of the boys in the Wednesday morning knowing what will happen next otherwise 5:25 - That friend at the sleepover who isn't given any bedding
The dub of parts 4 and 5 give me major chainsaw man dub vibes and I like it. I don't watch jojo's in dub, and I'm definitely not gonna switch, but I honestly may rewatch parts 4 and 5 in dub cause it seems really funny
4:28 I never knew that they play the song highway star while Josuke is being chased by highway star lol Edit: I’ve just been told it didn’t happen. But still funny someone did it.
im pretty sure i actually first heard of JoJos watching this kind of shit, i kid you not, i stumbled upon a video like this and then started watching JoJos...
i’ve watched all 6 animated parts a minimum of once in dub and overall i honestly prefer it the dub is really funny (minus part 1 it wasn’t that great)
@@reigensolosI guess it's a bit harsh for me to say god awful voice acting isn't easy but I do feel like you are missing out on part of the experience of Jojo not hearing the random English lines from Japanese VAs like Joseph and the stand names. It feels like a part of Jojo's Identity because of how Araki is inspired by American media and names characters and stands after them, and them localizing the names also ruins it for me (I know they couldn't do anything about having to change the names because copyright).Though I don't hate dubs as I watch Naruto and DBZ/S Dubbed; I just think subbed is the best way to experience Jojo.
0:03 - White-haired child is being beaten to death
0:05 - Schizophrenic weeb presents an entire manga page as a reaction image, gets ignored
0:07 - He tripped and his thighs crushed his balls
0:09 - The humidifier( is on fire)!
0:10 - The schizophrenic weeb told a funny joke and decides to self-harm in public
0:18 - He was reminded of the death of Blockbuster and, by extension, his childhood. (No more discs)
0:23 - Business man takes his cat for a walk. The cat kills someone and steals its body. The white-haired child is about to be beaten to death
0:30 - Man tries to cross a small canal inlet and fails miserably
0:37 - Man sexually assaulted by woman. Does not like that
0:39 - Man beaten silly by two minors and one adult. Hits head on curb and dies.
0:47 - Weird fuck stares at dying child and then dies
0:50 - Woman refuses to piss on the zero-gravity aeroplane simulation, man does not
0:58 - The boys on a Tuesday evening when one of us trips while hiking
1:06 - Man's drip is ruined by stupid, filthy frogs
1:10 - Apprentice ninja tries to intimidate someone, fails horribly
1:14 - “ORAA-”
1:15 - Delirious, shocked man fails to realise that hand is severed
1:19 - The boys on a Tuesday evening when one of us shits while hiking
1:28 - The boys on a Tuesday evening trying to trip each other while hiking. Meanwhile, grandpa dies of a heart attack
1:34 - Child pretends to commit suicide to worry older brother, fails miserably
1:39 - She budding on my tongue until I pink [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑]
1:44 - Dumb fuck falls off of a building and dies
1:48 - Musicophilia community when they beef stroganoff [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑]
1:55 - Local delinquent intends to kill two men with bare hands to find out who stole the crack cocaine, gets it right the first try
2:00 - Schizophrenic ornithologist mistakes woman's leg for a broken bird wing, knocks her unconscious with violence to treat the injury, then takes crack cocaine and lsd instead of his perphenazine
2:10 - ~~She~~ He beefing on my off til' I'm strogan [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑]
2:18 - The boys on a Tuesday evening when we sneaking pipe bombs into each others' mailboxes
2:23 - Man intimidates dentist. Does not know how to and makes a fool of himself
2:28 - Homeless man does not know what tissues are. (They're for strog[𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑])
2:32 - Man summons a pocket dimension, removes shirt, and then puts on makeup for the homies. (They [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑])
2:46 - Man confesses his deepest, darkest secret on his deathbed, believing the doctors will never be able to save him
2:58 - Man brings his nationality's bug-eating cuisine into a place where it is not naturally accepted
3:04 - The boys on a Tuesday evening (This is a normal Tuesday evening for us)
3:08 - Man calls out to the witness of his crimes before then punching her to death
3:11 - Local man commits battery because his hat was ruined by the rain
3:12 - The boys on a Tuesday evening after securing the pipe bomb to my mailbox
3:14 - Me realising that there is a pipe bomb in my mailbox
3:15 - Man visits father in psychological ward, has an emotional episode and needs to be removed from the premesis
3:25 - Your average gamer
3:36 - Dr. Ivo Robotnik when his close friends, Shadow the HotTopic and Rouge the Boobs have an intervention to stop him from drinking more alcohol
3:40 - Man is sneezed on and catches the covid. (Nothing else happens in this scene)
3:50 - Femboy meets the most attractive man in his entire life
3:54 - Terminally damaged man hallucinates and calls a hand beautiful [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐉𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄]
3:56 - Woman laughs at average man with double joints in all five fingers
3:59 - Karen with main character syndrome refuses to apologise for violating pedestrian traffic laws
4:04 - Seven year-old boy accidentally becomes a twenty-one year-old girl (Not in a trans way)
4:11 - I don't know what a Polnareff is either, kid
4:14 - D[𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑] [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑]
[𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑]
4:17 - Beautiful woman asks men for a fun time, is shot dead for trying to bribe military conscripts
4:23 - Cannibal regurgitates human hand
4:26 - You've heard of the banana bus, but now get ready for the banana *_gun_*
4:28 - Baby is nearly killed in motorcycle crash but the motorcycle explodes. Fortunately, the driver has the ability to instantly repair motorcycles so they can make a second pass at the infant (Thank God)
4:41 - The world's best reason to not wipe your ass with your bare hands
4:44 - THE GREMLIN. THE GREMLIN.
4:48 - Schizophrenic weeb introduces himself like an anime character because he assumes it is cute to do in person
4:55 - A strange man enjoying a cherry
5:03 - Impatient young heir to patriarchal family awaits father's death by heart attack. Realises that it would be faster to destroy the fine china in the home to make him die of shock
5:07 - Above-average incel graduating from celibacy into being a domestic abuser
5:09 - The boys at midnight after I survive their Tuesday Pipe Bomb and harvest their organs until Wednesday Morning
5:10 - The last of the boys in the Wednesday morning knowing what will happen next otherwise
5:25 - That friend at the sleepover who isn't given any bedding
i hope you win the lottery
@@gogozeppeli32
I hope your jojokes are plentiful-
Wait, everything is already a jojo reference.
Disregard that statement, it makes no sense.
This post is a true masterpiece.
I love how it hides a story about hiking and pipe bombs
kakyoin sounds like a damn dolphin, no wonder Jotaro ended up studying marine biology, makes sense that they were friends
THATS WHAT IM SAYING LOL
"THE HUMIDIFIER!" -Kicks it out of existance
my favorite thing about stroheim's laugh is when he starts going "AHEE AHEEHEE" its so fucking funny and also kinda adorable hahahaha
Nice pfp and i agree lol
@@gogozeppeli32 thanks haha
3:12: So we arent going to talk about how perfect the Oh yeah and Oh no match perfectly?
2:33 bro skipped his own monologue💀
kore wa shiren da
1:06 Context there are frogs clinging to his 800$ pants.
oh oops
2:55 WOAH KIRA SETTLE DOWN
"Where'd you go little guy?!" 😭😭
Fr man
That's the first time I've heard Joylene's English voice. Thought it would be deeper.
Same here. They did a great job with Ermes though
I didn't even know they had a dub out already
@@ainsleyknight66 yeah they have it all the way to stone ocean (never watch phantom blood in dub because british)
Are u under a rock at the point that u don’t know Netflix is a thing
@@Spingod5 in their defense netflix is kinda mid when it comes to anime
2:45 IT MADE IT SO MUCH FUNNIER WITH THE CUT OFF AND CHANGE TO ENGLISH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
TY LMAO
I FEEL BAD FOR THE PEOPLE WHO WERE WATCHING IN THE SAME ROOM WITH THEIR PARENTS 😭
@@Me1_Playzi
I was and I turned it down
5:32 Jotaro hittin that star dance move lol
0:28
I like how it started loading when he said "YOU SON OF A-"
2:10 ballin be like:
NAHHH💀
0:52 *Oh, do you need to take a piss?*
don’t lean in close to say that!😒
@-western froggy- LMAO THIS GOT ME DYING
This is what makes me want to rewatch jojo for the 5th time
From the start.
2:28 mikitaka eating the tissues caught me so offguard
First time I watched diu I said “what the fuck” when I saw this
Bro kira is just so out of hand💀
Out of… hand? 😏
@@gogozeppeli32 he is also out of hands
Pun intended
the dub is really wild💀
i hope you meant the dub lmao 💀
This is amazing. Actually out of context!!!
Thank you!!
0:05 has to be one of my favorite scenes in all of jojo
"I win."
*memes ensue*
4:05 !!!????
I've never heard that line in English it's so 💀
the way that Mista was in Trish body was so hilarious because he is questioning on why he doesn't have his balls
"where'd you go little guy"
1:15 best timing ever
2:03 the way it cuts from kars playing the guitar to turning into a microwave
2:08 :Kars when Joseph didn't die
he sounds like my rusty microwave
Me when I step on a lego: 2:08
@@ScreamerTheMemer fr
0:21 he looks so sad :(
3:12 That arrangement had to have been intentional.
this is the best "JJBA out of context" type of video I've ever seen! I hope this isn't the last one :)
aww tysm! i really appreciate it, and don’t worry it’s not :)
@@gogozeppeli32 your sense of humor is broken just as mine :)
1:16 my favorite Kira moment 😂
1:13 1:14 why these 2 screams have the perfect timing I'm trying hard not to laugh in 3:20 am hhahahahhz
4:14 i love that
oh uhhh alr
1:28 This moment has the same mood with Jotaro saying "SHUT UP! You're damn annoying!"
holy shit that cut was perfect
2:28
The cut was already in the anime though?
1:14 Perfectly Sinc
as things should be
1:10 that was so perfect😭
0:21 POV: You are slowly moving your finger across a whiteboard
3:13 "Oh yeah!"
"OH NOOO!!!"
I can swaer that was intentional.
4:08 My dingling is gone 💀
2:19 im sUcH A bAD BOY
I WAS LAUGHING AT THAT LOL
BAHAHAHAHA HE SAID *"i'm such a bad boy"* IN A DEEP VOICE TOO 💀💀
The dub of parts 4 and 5 give me major chainsaw man dub vibes and I like it. I don't watch jojo's in dub, and I'm definitely not gonna switch, but I honestly may rewatch parts 4 and 5 in dub cause it seems really funny
golden wind has so much cussing and it’s so funny lol
CHESTICLES 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀
"It gave me a, *_rock hard caulk_* "
Lmao Kosaku saying that in the dub is way funnier in the sub
Finally, actually out of context
yes
0:24 me when anything happens
4:28 I never knew that they play the song highway star while Josuke is being chased by highway star lol
Edit: I’ve just been told it didn’t happen. But still funny someone did it.
yep lmao
they actually didn't
@@Ilyapa yeah when I was watching it with my mom it didn’t play
The thumbnail😭😭💀💀it reminds me of a very specific Johnathan and dio video😊
I need the source of Rohan doing the Chika dance
it’s in bibili or whatever lol
@@gogozeppeli32 After some research I couldn't find it in there, although I guess thanks for the help
@@AloneTraveler444 sorry about that. i think they might have deleted it or something, but usually you can find chika dance with other characters
@@gogozeppeli32 I still found it on youtube though, so no need to apologize
ruclips.net/video/uPIfOhXc9FE/видео.html
4:04 - 4:12 why I love dub golden wind dub
Oh and this
5:11 - 5:25
1:11 that was perfect
0:09 right now I’m gonna start doing that every time I see a humidifier because it’s a JoJo’s reference😏😏😏😏😂😂😂😂
I always wonder what would think a non-jojo enjoyer watching this kind of video 😭😂
0:11 Bro, this is brutal💀
It's JoJo, what do you expect bruh?💀
Idk why but I thought the janitor was adorable (pt6)
Josuke just punching Rohan in the face will never NOT be funny
The end was a god dam bamboozle
THATS ENOUGH -kira dub
I love this
3:15 Stroheims laugh
funni
"chesticles"
me after being banned in yba at 1:14
watching this in 1.5x makes it infinitely funnier
im pretty sure i actually first heard of JoJos watching this kind of shit, i kid you not, i stumbled upon a video like this and then started watching JoJos...
NOT THE 800 DOLLAR PANTS
Thx so much bro
i gotchu
Jotaro bridge
You should’ve used the dub version of Kars air guitaring.
True it's much better.
This was some funny as shit dude, I died every 3-4. bravo. Also what’s the dance called that Jotaro does at the end?
thanks so much! it’s the car shearer dance to collard greens :)
I cannot believe koichi sweared in the dub
I thought he was a relaible guy
"I've won"
*You sure about that Rohan?*
“To be continued”
Oohh yeaa
Ohh nooo
This is the reason why I didnt watch jojos before lol
This is EXACTLY the reason why i watched Jojo's 💀💀
Rock hard cokc
At 2:12 exactly my mother walked into the room.
What if she walked into your room at 0:36
people who know: :)
people who dont know: O_O
when did that last clip happen? clearly it's part four, but what episode?
they deleted the scene, jotaro was flexing his dances with koichi, josuke, okuyasu and rohan after kira died 😎
2:18 💀
IM SUCH A BAD BOY
2:07 HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH
_wing_ *airplane sounds*
1:10 Im fucking dead
Here's how to confuse people who didn't watch the anime.
exactly
lol
memes in japan be like:
yes
This is how anime haters imagine jjba
😭😭😭😭
2:11 🤨..
I'm proud to be 69th like of this video
What an honor that is
🦵🎸
why, why the dub. Just why did you use the audio from the dub.
They didn't accept tequila 😭😭😭
i’m making a part two so i’ll put that in there lol
@@gogozeppeli32 i hope so
It’s nerf or nothing
Jojo was on [adult swim]?!
Yeah
That 5:05 to 5:11 was like intentional
💀💀💀💀💀 Bro died bcuz he say a gay person kissing a girl man wtf-
wdym a gay person kissing a girl man
Bro in the later parts u see, Dio is bisexual
@@Ialoneaminfinity yeah but I didn't get what u meant by that
Girl man?
Tanjiro?
Yes same eng va with koichi
1:20 Kakyoin has the cutest laugh ever 😶😶😶😶
huhuhuhu hehehehehehehehe KEKEEKEKKEKEKEKEKEIKEIEIEKEIEKE
HODOHODOHHOHOHOD
the thumbnail is stolen
yes it isn’t mine
Man the eng Dub is god awful
i’ve watched all 6 animated parts a minimum of once in dub and overall i honestly prefer it the dub is really funny (minus part 1 it wasn’t that great)
@@reigensolosI guess it's a bit harsh for me to say god awful voice acting isn't easy but I do feel like you are missing out on part of the experience of Jojo not hearing the random English lines from Japanese VAs like Joseph and the stand names. It feels like a part of Jojo's Identity because of how Araki is inspired by American media and names characters and stands after them, and them localizing the names also ruins it for me (I know they couldn't do anything about having to change the names because copyright).Though I don't hate dubs as I watch Naruto and DBZ/S Dubbed; I just think subbed is the best way to experience Jojo.
Ew. Dub.
it’s a mix of the two. i watch in sub, don’t worry, but some dub moments are funny