The only way to get what you want is to become a human yourself. Can you do that? My dear, sweet child. That's what I do. It's what I live for. To help unfortunate merfolk like yourself. Poor souls with no one else to turn to. I admit that in the past I've been a nasty They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways Repented, seen the light, and made a switch To this True? Yes. And I fortunately know a little magic It's a talent that I always have possessed And dear lady, please don't laugh I use it on behalf Of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed (pathetic) Poor unfortunate souls In pain, in need This one longing to be thinner That one wants to get the girl And do I help them? Yes, indeed Those poor unfortunate souls So sad, so true They come flocking to my cauldron Crying, "Spells, Ursula, please!" And I help them! Yes I do Now it's happened once or twice Someone couldn't pay the price And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals Yes I've had the odd complaint But on the whole I've been a saint To those poor unfortunate souls Have we got a deal? If I become human, I'll never be with my father or sisters again. But you'll have your man, heh heh. Life's full of tough choices, isn't it? Heh heh. Oh, and there is one more thing. We haven't discussed the subject of payment. But I don't have- I'm not asking much, just a token really, a trifle! What I want from you is - your voice. But without my voice, how can I- You'll have your looks, your pretty face. And don't underestimate the importance of body language, ha! The men up there don't like a lot of blabber They think a girl who gossips is a bore! Yet on land it's much prefered for ladies not to say a word And after all dear, what is idle babble for? Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation True gentlemen avoid it when they can But they dote and swoon and fawn On a lady who's withdrawn It's she who holds her tongue who get's a man Come on you poor unfortunate soul Go ahead! Make your choice! I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day It won't cost much Just your voice! You poor unfortunate soul It's sad but true If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet You've got the pay the toll Take a gulp and take a breath And go ahead and sign the scroll Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys The boss is on a roll This poor unfortunate soul Beluga sevruga Come winds of the Caspian Sea Larengix glaucitis Et max laryngitis La voce to me Now, sing! Aah... Keep singing!
Guys, just turn it on 1.25 and it's paced pretty much the same as the original but with this delightful male tone. I love your editing job on this, thank you for making it!
The only way to get what you want is to become a human yourself.
Can you do that?
My dear, sweet child. That's what I do. It's what I live for.
To help unfortunate merfolk like yourself.
Poor souls with no one else to turn to.
I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light, and made a switch
To this
True? Yes.
And I fortunately know a little magic
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And dear lady, please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed (pathetic)
Poor unfortunate souls
In pain, in need
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad, so true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying, "Spells, Ursula, please!"
And I help them!
Yes I do
Now it's happened once or twice
Someone couldn't pay the price
And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals
Yes I've had the odd complaint
But on the whole I've been a saint
To those poor unfortunate souls
Have we got a deal?
If I become human, I'll never be with my father or sisters again.
But you'll have your man, heh heh. Life's full of tough choices, isn't it? Heh heh.
Oh, and there is one more thing.
We haven't discussed the subject of payment.
But I don't have-
I'm not asking much, just a token really, a trifle!
What I want from you is - your voice.
But without my voice, how can I-
You'll have your looks, your pretty face.
And don't underestimate the importance of body language, ha!
The men up there don't like a lot of blabber
They think a girl who gossips is a bore!
Yet on land it's much prefered for ladies not to say a word
And after all dear, what is idle babble for?
Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation
True gentlemen avoid it when they can
But they dote and swoon and fawn
On a lady who's withdrawn
It's she who holds her tongue who get's a man
Come on you poor unfortunate soul
Go ahead!
Make your choice!
I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day
It won't cost much
Just your voice!
You poor unfortunate soul
It's sad but true
If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet
You've got the pay the toll
Take a gulp and take a breath
And go ahead and sign the scroll
Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys
The boss is on a roll
This poor unfortunate soul
Beluga sevruga
Come winds of the Caspian Sea
Larengix glaucitis
Et max laryngitis
La voce to me
Now, sing!
Aah...
Keep singing!
It's much easier to understand what Ursula says when she's slowed down.
thank youuu
We're not fucking dumb we can hear what it says
@@DmitryDementyev666 maybe you aren't, don't assume other peoples ability to hear ;-;
I would not have understood shit without this
@@DmitryDementyev666 it’s the lyrics dumbass
This is the only song slowed down that makes the song sound like a male voice and that's awesome- I know it wasn't intended but it's cool
I mean.... Ursula was inspired by a drag queen....Miss Divine rip
@@witchingbrew3 Didn't Divine themselves voice Ursula?
@@chi.a.rah4 Pat Carroll did.
@@Missy_394 Oh, thank you so much! I was kinda confused on that, my bad 😅
@@chi.a.rah4 Yw!
"Pathetic." Love it
Imagining the scene of a medium possessed by a demon who grants a unique opportunity to her poor clients...
She almost sounds like tim curry in this.
Guys, just turn it on 1.25 and it's paced pretty much the same as the original but with this delightful male tone. I love your editing job on this, thank you for making it!
Wow. I thought I was the only one who changes the speed to 1.25.
Tim Curry ft. Michael Jackson?
Nohohohohooo lmao I can't I'm hear it! /hj
Oh god I hear it
I can hear it oh god
I will never not hear it now...
I will never be able to recover from this
This is fantastic and so underrated!
If a Faust movie musical comes out and Mephistopheles isn't singing this song, I'm not going
That ''Yes indeed!''...(Pleasant shivers)
3:41 I love how she says "Go ahead! Make your choice!" So evil
It sounds like frolo from the hunch back of notrdome (I can't spell it)
*Notre Dame
Judge Claude Frollo
A Hellfire version like this could be haunting and amazing!
aww I loved that movie it made my childhood
Fully-grown Azul Ashengrotto suceeding at being a littler mer-mafia Boss.
Nobody talks about how this version of ariel singing sounds like the perfect singing voice for a male ariel.
How cool would it be if the evil Manta teamed up with Ursula to take out Ariel
Satan is that you? Love it
I love this.
Woah, this is amazing
This is bad ass!! Wow
this is great i love it!!!
I'm crying-
This is great!
It sounds like Steven fry. I can't stop thinking about it
OMG YES! Especially at “Now my lady, please don’t laugh.”
Its powerful and i love it
*Shut up and take my soul and voice!*
Why do it sound like Scar from lion king?? Just a lil bit
Laughing Jack much? Please.. makes me think of Ursula as LJ.
I’m getting more Zalgo vibes, but I get what you mean.
@@chloes_.closet_ Okay.
He remind me wiseman from sailor moon
I love this cover. 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
Ok but ariel vocalizing slowed down is so pretty
2:51 is the part yal are here for
Will u consider doing Melissa poor unfortunate souls?
Agreed
Gender bend????
It sounds like the old vip from squid game
James Earl Jones, or Ertha Kit?
Two words: Evil Manta.
Sounds a bit like scar at times
Oh my god Ursula's voice was so deep, it sounds like a male now
And it sounds like a BL show 🤣
Lowkey sounds like how Discord sings
Can you do 2023?
Damn I don’t remember this in the joker
I admit in the past I've been a nasty..
Yassified Frollo?
It sounds male
Nice
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