You Look Like My Future Girlfriend..

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  • Опубликовано: 16 янв 2025

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  • @joarthcarbon1309
    @joarthcarbon1309 5 лет назад +443

    "If you're not forward, then you're backward"
    -Steven Schapiro

    • @SonOfIrak
      @SonOfIrak Год назад +1

      "if you're not backward, than you're awkward"
      -Hemon Zun

    • @vikasbiliye5023
      @vikasbiliye5023 Год назад

      Its true tho

  • @robertedwardz
    @robertedwardz 6 лет назад +3633

    Angelina Jolie, I don’t think sooooooo!

  • @lesmeilleursscenesdefilms9354
    @lesmeilleursscenesdefilms9354 6 лет назад +1570

    5:17
    That's what happens when you're not able to make your girlfriend giggle, she was so down to cheat on her boyfriend that i felt bad for the guy lol

    • @nvmffs
      @nvmffs 6 лет назад +126

      Naah, she's just being far-sighted

    • @school_pizza
      @school_pizza 6 лет назад +22

      SNM real shit

    • @NHamza-ew5bc
      @NHamza-ew5bc 6 лет назад +33

      Facts bro on god

    • @yuri_cobaia
      @yuri_cobaia 6 лет назад +46

      Do not blame her boyfriend, bacause If he is a Beta Male(in the worst scenario) that does not Care about his girlfriend She should leave him, before tô try something funny like this
      Hoes ain loyal

    • @hypergamyusa1376
      @hypergamyusa1376 6 лет назад +84

      onimu$ha the second a taller better looking guy hits on your "girl" its over for you. The only way to have a girl stay loyal is to be the tallest and best looking guy she can get. Woman are attracted to men with the MOST options. If a girl find a guy who has more options(taller and better looking) than you, its over for you

  • @DDoggy1224
    @DDoggy1224 6 лет назад +692

    Imagine if you said "You look like my future baby momma" .... lmao

    • @wellfit9550
      @wellfit9550 6 лет назад +25

      DDoggy
      Brothers would have said that.

    • @FNSSEIOS
      @FNSSEIOS 6 лет назад +3

      DDoggy 😂

    • @adlan_kacak
      @adlan_kacak 6 лет назад +2

      I would do it 😙

  • @TheAmazingAdam
    @TheAmazingAdam 2 года назад +66

    Steven has so much game and charisma, he's even able to get girl's numbers who's in a relationship. STEVEN TEACH ME YOUR WAYS.

  • @robertedwardz
    @robertedwardz 6 лет назад +3254

    I have a boyfriend, but you can have my number?

    • @rubenluloramos9660
      @rubenluloramos9660 6 лет назад +312

      Like if boys wouldn't give their number to any good looking girl even if they were in a relationship. lol It doesn't mean anything.

    • @MiguelLopezG
      @MiguelLopezG 6 лет назад +275

      These girls ain't loyal

    • @MRevilsnowman23
      @MRevilsnowman23 6 лет назад +158

      TCA 12 I see you didn't quite understand the interaction. Girls often say they have a boyfriend, sometimes as a shit test and sometimes because they are not interested. The other times it is genuine. This girl clearly doesn't have a boyfriend, she was only shit testing him to see if he's an alfa or beta. At the end she made her opinion that he was an alfa and his jokes relaxed her which resulted in him getting the number.

    • @hassanbitar1754
      @hassanbitar1754 6 лет назад +4

      Fabrice null Duuuddeeeeeee😂😂😂

    • @SpyroTek
      @SpyroTek 6 лет назад +12

      To Catch A Cheater doesn't do real cheating, only scripted acting.

  • @samzamora8707
    @samzamora8707 5 лет назад +148

    Steven: *breathes*
    Girl with boyfriend: “542-...“

  • @UhgeneIgnorian
    @UhgeneIgnorian 6 лет назад +352

    *you.......look like my future rejection*

  • @pravinkanojia6416
    @pravinkanojia6416 6 лет назад +139

    2:28
    What is your name - Austin
    I'm Steven
    Together we can be Steve Austin.

  • @sergioboy391994
    @sergioboy391994 6 лет назад +395

    "And im Just Kickin' it"
    * Kicks Mid Air*
    Im dead.

    • @Ava-mw9no
      @Ava-mw9no 6 лет назад

      Sergio Bolanos bahahaha 😂

    • @sabaris2603
      @sabaris2603 6 лет назад

      Sergio Bolanos yes😂😂

    • @itdoesntmatterwhoweare
      @itdoesntmatterwhoweare 6 лет назад +7

      She had to drive the point home, just in case the words weren't quite enough.

  • @nollson
    @nollson 6 лет назад +79

    4:35 the classic long ass laugh so you awkwardly laugh along

  • @benjaminouykcuf
    @benjaminouykcuf 6 лет назад +668

    2:28 Hmm, austin would be a great name for a sidechick 🤔

  • @petelouis5085
    @petelouis5085 6 лет назад +915

    Confidence bro nice one

  • @eimeroneill1233
    @eimeroneill1233 6 лет назад +421

    Damn the amount of numbers he must get from all these videos😂😂

  • @trosjeklasikira5096
    @trosjeklasikira5096 6 лет назад +271

    I like it when he leaves midconversation, without saying anything lol

    • @chasemackenna1586
      @chasemackenna1586 6 лет назад +16

      trosjekla sikira some of these girls were so boring and cringe lol. I wouldn't have stayed either, even for the video 😂😂

    • @trosjeklasikira5096
      @trosjeklasikira5096 6 лет назад

      Octavian August alo deba, mani se pravljenja belaja

    • @Hassonn88
      @Hassonn88 6 лет назад +1

      trosjekla sikira Yesss Lol 😂 idk why but it’s satisfying

    • @thehandyman2180
      @thehandyman2180 5 лет назад

      trosjekla sikira
      Yeah that part's a bit, weird y would u bother stoping them in the first place.

  • @cup2007
    @cup2007 4 года назад +14

    4:04 There is always a unconfident woman who will interrupt a good conversation.

  • @aamirawan7998
    @aamirawan7998 6 лет назад +232

    02:54 she reached out to her phone to give her number but realized she doesnt need the phone to give number so made it look like she just wanted to check the clock/notifications or something

    • @TheButcherGorr
      @TheButcherGorr 6 лет назад +22

      Good eye

    • @uluomu
      @uluomu 6 лет назад +114

      That's just normal human behaviour. Nothing you'd need to mention here..

    • @ahmedmaher1482
      @ahmedmaher1482 6 лет назад +17

      Wow, you've a lot of free time in your hands

    • @germxx2631
      @germxx2631 6 лет назад +17

      She also has no shoes on

    • @akasir3793
      @akasir3793 5 лет назад

      Guuuuuy, nice one

  • @ape8887
    @ape8887 6 лет назад +35

    That last girl is ready to dump her boyfriend, you can tell by that laugh: she’s nervous to be around Steven lol

  • @AM-hm3lw
    @AM-hm3lw 5 лет назад +45

    That girl said Angelina Jolie... ma’am 💀

  • @india1849
    @india1849 5 лет назад +11

    4:44 his laugh killed me..😂😂🙏

  • @creamtho7829
    @creamtho7829 6 лет назад +160

    2:14 Angelina jolie pffffft ha! 2:30 her name is Austin, your dad trippppinn

    • @vexx-sm
      @vexx-sm 6 лет назад +3

      Tee Raw She cool tho

    • @FNSSEIOS
      @FNSSEIOS 6 лет назад

      Tee Raw 😂😂

    • @J4n_momo
      @J4n_momo 6 лет назад +2

      But she rly looks like Anne Hathaway, thats exactly what i thought before she even said it

  • @swarpin_on_donks
    @swarpin_on_donks 6 лет назад +250

    Some day our boy Steven will get a girlfriend...

  • @bruhmane1944
    @bruhmane1944 5 лет назад +103

    Angelina Jolie ?!!
    More like Brad Pit

  • @franciscogil7685
    @franciscogil7685 6 лет назад +14

    Wow! This line is completely "I have a boyfriend" proof. It's the ultimate pick-up line.

  • @ChillMale22
    @ChillMale22 6 лет назад +49

    LMAO that girl looks like Angelina jolie? No..

  • @hamaouiplus
    @hamaouiplus 6 лет назад +29

    1:03 When ur WIFI is slow AF ! 😂😂

    • @slug182
      @slug182 6 лет назад +3

      Geek Boy she liked him, you can see she touches her hair, girls do that when their interested. So she must have felt sad when he left awkwardly.

  • @Hexalyse
    @Hexalyse 6 лет назад +7

    The last one was so smooth. Steven, the only person getting number from girls who already have boyfriends, while throwing random pick up lines.

  • @pistool1
    @pistool1 6 лет назад +8

    The first girl was so sweet and nice!
    Like the blushing blonde girl at the library at 2:50 :)

  • @CloseGuardFilms
    @CloseGuardFilms 6 лет назад +6

    “If your not forward it will send you backwards.” 😂 Steven has a comeback for everything haha

  • @mattmurdock0016
    @mattmurdock0016 6 лет назад +152

    Do fresh prince of bel air pick up lines.You would do it the best.Please

  • @edrymukhlizshop
    @edrymukhlizshop 6 лет назад +7

    I love how they improvised the situation to make it more awkward and funnier. People with sense of humour are bae

  • @brianpayne1016
    @brianpayne1016 6 лет назад +41

    I've tried that a few times myself and it worked once

  • @lajoostice
    @lajoostice 6 лет назад +6

    3:27 she decided to announce to the group chat

  • @yannickbohm1623
    @yannickbohm1623 6 лет назад +21

    5:20 me, when leg day kicks in

  • @RyanH2198
    @RyanH2198 6 лет назад +529

    A girl named Austin 😳 I really have seen it all smh 🤦‍♂️

    • @flatearthreality8683
      @flatearthreality8683 6 лет назад +23

      Austin Powers

    • @aircom3073
      @aircom3073 6 лет назад +1

      Ryan Heydari i dont get that 1 at all!

    • @Vishal138
      @Vishal138 6 лет назад +29

      I have also met guys named Ashley. And that is girls name

    • @Best-bw4xr
      @Best-bw4xr 6 лет назад +39

      I have noticed white people are just starting to make these names unisex now. I have heard taylor, leslie, and jordan. Wtf? .... why white people weird as fuck?!

    • @janforjesus4010
      @janforjesus4010 6 лет назад +3

      Ryan Heydari u mirin brah ?

  • @adlan_kacak
    @adlan_kacak 6 лет назад +1

    4:08 "yea I'm breaking up with you!" 😂😂

  • @uzzie88
    @uzzie88 6 лет назад +8

    "I have a boyfriend"
    "I said future"
    hahaaaa

  • @ShallExplore
    @ShallExplore 6 лет назад +4

    1:56 as if you said that 😂 and her reaction 😂😂😂

  • @kBACK007
    @kBACK007 6 лет назад +62

    It’s insane the amount of girls giving their numbers out when they have a boyfriend...

  • @Monsieur-Alex
    @Monsieur-Alex 6 лет назад +2

    3:49 that is just gold!!

  • @madbrah8361
    @madbrah8361 6 лет назад +3

    "If you're not forwards your backwards" That was SO smooth Steven wtf

  • @atlasl5606
    @atlasl5606 6 лет назад +2

    i realy missed these kinda videos! thanks Steven for bringing them back!

  • @noxfury2281
    @noxfury2281 6 лет назад +15

    Girl in US :
    - Hi
    - I have a boyfriend

  • @SanajaobaChingtham
    @SanajaobaChingtham 5 лет назад +1

    Approaching 3 girls and make all of them blush! Your confidence is on whole another level.

  • @theshlug1424
    @theshlug1424 6 лет назад +9

    Never. Replace. Steven

  • @Blackberry21838
    @Blackberry21838 6 лет назад +1

    I'm watching all of these videos of this guy picking up women. He's really good at it. Thanks for the tips!

  • @HiddenAnonymous
    @HiddenAnonymous 6 лет назад +4

    Do you not tell people you are kidding anymore? That is the best part for me.

    • @MrF4eable
      @MrF4eable 6 лет назад

      Hidden Of course he does, otherwise he wouldn’t be able to use the footage. He just doesn’t show it anymore... I think he has a second channel where he posts the reveals actually, not sure though.

  • @MusaMansu
    @MusaMansu 3 года назад +2

    “You’re very forward. I like it.” That confident SOB. I’m jealous.🤣

  • @Alex_864
    @Alex_864 6 лет назад +69

    5:18 she ain’t loyal!! Exposed

    • @SK8N71
      @SK8N71 5 лет назад +11

      Alex they have to ask them for permission to before they post, if she really was in a relationship, she wouldn’t agree to it

  • @huntertoburen5776
    @huntertoburen5776 6 лет назад +2

    When you got that last girl’s number I was like “let’s goooo!” 😂😂

  • @_DMD_
    @_DMD_ 6 лет назад +4

    Steven the Savage🔥

  • @orange7514
    @orange7514 5 лет назад +2

    4:49
    She : I a Freshman.
    Steven : Oh ! I've been doing this since years...!!

  • @djmahmo2075
    @djmahmo2075 6 лет назад +3

    Steven my fav !

  • @awesome7401
    @awesome7401 6 лет назад +2

    STEVE IS THE KINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

  • @onceinlovewithaimee4043
    @onceinlovewithaimee4043 6 лет назад +28

    No people normally tell me I look like Shalissa

    • @fernandogodoyjr7148
      @fernandogodoyjr7148 6 лет назад

      Aimée Amina this comment is fucking Golden😂💪🏻

    • @brianchristopher5588
      @brianchristopher5588 5 лет назад +1

      Just reading this comment my mind automatically was reading it in shalissas tone of voice😂

    • @zhongxina8426
      @zhongxina8426 5 лет назад

      who the fuck's that???

  • @JV-YTS
    @JV-YTS 6 лет назад

    I can't get over this Channel it's just too funny bro. It got my cheeks hurting 😂😂

  • @solverlok583
    @solverlok583 6 лет назад +8

    "I'm a psychology and criminology major.."
    Oh fuuhk😓😓😒

  • @MEETDRJ
    @MEETDRJ 6 лет назад +2

    "If you're not forward than you're backwards.." 😂

  • @epicslavegti
    @epicslavegti 6 лет назад +13

    some of these girls are SHOOKETH

  • @chande4514
    @chande4514 6 лет назад

    I like ur every videos guy . You make me laugh .thanks for ur videos .

  • @saltygoatfish7846
    @saltygoatfish7846 6 лет назад +4

    Probably 3 of the most clueless women I've ever seen. The fact that they've managed to live this long astounds me.

  • @sufyannaeemISI
    @sufyannaeemISI 6 лет назад

    I have watched Juan Dawson Cody everyone doing these kinda pranks I like them too but STEVEN you sure are the BEST❤❤

  • @martinawad3629
    @martinawad3629 6 лет назад +5

    3:59 she just wanted to do that...i help you girl so this guy stops picking you up....thing

  • @Drew.coggs_ig
    @Drew.coggs_ig 6 лет назад +1

    Idek if I’ve watched your vids 100 times over they’re still funny

  • @dragulia_venaro
    @dragulia_venaro 6 лет назад +3

    Wait,
    What about, *MY FUTURE MOM?*
    LOL

  • @modernmanadvice
    @modernmanadvice 6 лет назад +1

    That last girls BF is going to be pissed bruh! Haha she was def cute man and kept laughing so she has a good sense of humor.

  • @InesaArutyunyan
    @InesaArutyunyan 6 лет назад +69

    Haha smooth

    • @theodoretwombly4165
      @theodoretwombly4165 6 лет назад +6

      love you

    • @mariox7918
      @mariox7918 6 лет назад +23

      I bet teachers didn't even bother with your last name

    • @InesaArutyunyan
      @InesaArutyunyan 6 лет назад +15

      Mario X you think they only struggled with my last name. They could barely pronounce my first name right😂🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @InesaArutyunyan
      @InesaArutyunyan 6 лет назад

      Mario X then again some had it worse than me LOL

    • @mariox7918
      @mariox7918 6 лет назад

      lmao what nationality is your name of?

  • @ChrisYoutubization
    @ChrisYoutubization 6 лет назад +2

    2nd girl was like ''i don't know maybe i do'' giving signals and shit and you just walk away lmao

    • @davidbolha
      @davidbolha 6 лет назад

      Chris Get them hot, then leave them dry. 😎

  • @dreamcrusher1454
    @dreamcrusher1454 6 лет назад +5

    Angelina Jolie ...ma guessing you to be visually impaired... Hahah

  • @isaacponce1457
    @isaacponce1457 6 лет назад

    The best video i'v watched in your channel
    It's Hilarious
    Make another one
    😂

  • @silentgamerpl4yz102
    @silentgamerpl4yz102 5 лет назад +4

    It's Corny When You Use "My future girlfriend"
    It's better when you use "You Look like my future girlfriend"
    *THIS IS JUST MY OPINION*

  • @the_bowiekid
    @the_bowiekid 6 лет назад +1

    “I’m just kickin’ it! 🤸🏼‍♀️” lmao 😂. She literally did a kick tho.

  • @htmysr5229
    @htmysr5229 6 лет назад +3

    The worst pick up line 🤣

    • @impulse034
      @impulse034 6 лет назад

      The best I have used it and got 6 numbers today

  • @habib0409
    @habib0409 6 лет назад

    thank god that I found your channel because I have watched all Dawson videos

  • @samy4443
    @samy4443 6 лет назад +19

    Well I guess you just broke a couple lmao

  • @twister4356
    @twister4356 6 лет назад

    Great video my man jolly well done.

  • @Alswat100
    @Alswat100 6 лет назад +9

    girls do not laugh at a good joke thats coming from an ugly guy
    but watch them when a handsome guy says a silly one:)

    • @thehandyman2180
      @thehandyman2180 5 лет назад

      Azooz21
      😁 I like that, i'm breaking up with u now, like something started.

  • @christen2183
    @christen2183 6 лет назад +1

    "I have a bf"... "Yeah but I said FUTURE!!" LOL

  • @Account1746
    @Account1746 6 лет назад +6

    The ugly ones are always the wildest

    • @darrennaude7532
      @darrennaude7532 5 лет назад

      Just put a flag over her face and do it for the country🙌

  • @ahlvx1235
    @ahlvx1235 5 лет назад

    that fake ass laugh at 4:48 got me dead 😂

  • @Prashik_ft11
    @Prashik_ft11 5 лет назад +3

    I see his tactics.
    He makes a pickup line then suddenly asks the name then the number

  • @itachisenpai-chan7608
    @itachisenpai-chan7608 6 лет назад

    i enjoyed these classics

  • @viviennenocopy5223
    @viviennenocopy5223 5 лет назад +5

    3:58
    Shes jealous, shes fat, shes interrupting the good part!🤬

  • @jimmysofunny1082
    @jimmysofunny1082 6 лет назад

    My boy Steve getting all the girls!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheFreeformHippy
    @TheFreeformHippy 5 лет назад +6

    Omg she said Angelina Jolie 🤦🏽‍♀️ in your dreams

  • @ericmaxwell7466
    @ericmaxwell7466 6 лет назад

    Dope@the daily dropouts

  • @daaayumsun4028
    @daaayumsun4028 6 лет назад +3

    You look like my future girlfriend
    'YOU'RE HILARIOUS HAHAHAHA'

  • @nitintomar6806
    @nitintomar6806 5 лет назад +2

    Bro your confidence is on another level... 👍

  • @vexx-sm
    @vexx-sm 6 лет назад +3

    You should take Austin out...
    **Giggles**

  • @mid-night6082
    @mid-night6082 3 года назад +2

    0:23 his giraffe like neck 😲

  • @looksmatteronly
    @looksmatteronly 6 лет назад +18

    His posture really bothers my eyes.. you gotta fix that bro your side profile is awkward

    • @Ciraze
      @Ciraze 6 лет назад +8

      Yeah that constant forward lean in and neck angled down, Makes my neck hurt looking at it. But he has a confident voice.

    • @igormen2001
      @igormen2001 6 лет назад +5

      OMG I thought I'm the only one who saw this

    • @luk3ski
      @luk3ski 6 лет назад +10

      Magnus Hyenna Why are you so triggered... They're just giving him a health tip

    • @magnushyenna1574
      @magnushyenna1574 6 лет назад +6

      it's creepy that every minor detail in any youtube video is deeply analised by some lifeless and rejected weirdoes who hide behind pointless nicknames like sweet trash, your bro, lemon tree...

    • @looksmatteronly
      @looksmatteronly 6 лет назад +4

      Magnus Hyenna why you sound so butthurt bro? We're just giving an advice to a fellow human being.. i never tried to be rude or smth.. but his neck is leaning forward and thats a fact.. we ain't "analyzing" anything its pretty obvious when the camera shows him in side profile.. its not a detail its pretty fucking obvious and because its UNHEALTHY and AESTHETICALLY UNPLEASANT to see we stating it so hopefully he can fix it.. now if he is feeling fine with himself its alright its his right i dont care. Btw im not hiding behind anything. I'm not going to use my real name on a youtube profile. Its a youtube profile. Nobody gives a damn to prove something to some stranger here.

  • @xXNukeShadowXx
    @xXNukeShadowXx 4 года назад +2

    The last interaction was fcking gold oh my God...

  • @akshatarjun90
    @akshatarjun90 6 лет назад +2

    first ... need heart sir

  • @thanos1460
    @thanos1460 6 лет назад

    One of the best youtubers

  • @johnknowles261
    @johnknowles261 Год назад +1

    The last girl belongs to the streets

  • @tavfin
    @tavfin 6 лет назад +1

    The last girl actually fell for that trick😂

  • @crystalkring
    @crystalkring 2 года назад +2

    Girls are still giving out their numbers while still in a relationship lol hilarious 😂

  • @jimmysofunny1082
    @jimmysofunny1082 6 лет назад

    The first girl was like you're hilarious nice try!! 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @muscleandmath2910
    @muscleandmath2910 6 лет назад

    The King is back

  • @teharaweha3750
    @teharaweha3750 6 лет назад

    Steven you gonna be a legend on RUclips