ASMR Personal Attention But The Scenario Keeps Changing | Fast & Chaotic
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- Опубликовано: 20 июл 2021
- This was a custom video by Roel, who allowed me full creative freedom! I had so much fun making this and I hope you all enjoy!
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" what color are these leaves? "
me with zero hesitation: " purple. "
I love this
I said the same thing so confidently
I said blue 😐 without hesitation
I SAID YELLOW
I said leaves
Luna: “Oh I cut your ear a little bit”
Me: “You what!?”
Happened to me as a kid, except I wasn’t moving
😅
Fr
i just instinctively touched my ear and looked at my hand to check if I was bleeding.
"I'm just gonna use my snipping shea-...fuck"😂😂😂
Luna : "oops i cut your ear a bit it's okay:))"
Me : looking at my ear on the floor
you have become Van Gogh
@@nnameless9956 I am dead lol
@@nnameless9956 PLEASEE-
@@zakattack0075 just like van gogh ig
Hahaha i actually laughed.. thank you ☺️
bruh, imagine someone actually just going up to you like “hey, i think your eyes need cleaning” and then they start fucking *dusting* your eyeballs 💀💀
Lol😂
Or erasing them lmao
they grab a vacuum
How to lose your vision speedrun
that's how my eyes feel in the morning ngl
Luna: “Do you want a shaggy haircut?”
Me: “Like Shaggy from Scooby Doo?”
Luna: “Not like shaggy from Scooby Doo.”
Me: *Oh*
What?😂
Happened to me as well 😂
Sound dissapointed
Part of me was waiting for "or maybe a Velma haircut?"
Dang it I was like 999 I wanted to be like 1000☹️
Luna: Which one do you want me to cut your hair with?
Me: ooooh, shiny blue ones.
Luna: These ones? (Picking the blue)
Me: WITCHCRAFT??
😌✨
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@Korra_18 why is your username a mood?
@@nnameless9956 why is your comment a mood?
I did the same thing what u did
*us* as *customers* should pay her more for her being a:
1. hair stylist
2. a doctor
3. wizard
4. a makeup artist
5. an eye doctor
6. a researcher/scientist
7. a fangirl
8. a photographer
9. future manager
Her Job application just says :
"Yes"
@@Gentle_Melone i agree
i never even realized that she was any of these but the hairstylist in this video because i’m never awake past the hairstylist part lmao
But she also cut your ear tho
I love when she makes u follow things bc after shes like “good job!, amazing, amazing, good, good, good!” ☺️
You have a praise kink.
@@havenrose986 HA
proudly displaying the praise kink i see
@@cec8614 That’s what I was thinking!!
@@Adhdbumbasslol❤❤❤😊😊😊
Luna: it’s childproof so give me a second * aggressively flailing*
Me: ha mood
Same...
"Now im gonna use my thinning shears to just.... fuck... to just.."
I am dead, you have killed me
4:43
hahahaha ikr I died
I got u to 500
5:34 cut ear
Bro i had to rewatch that 2 times
this is either extremely well thought-out or entirely spontaneous and i love that
Luna bloom: ( cutting my hair)
Me, who's bald: hmmmm yes, free skin removal
mhm yes, free bone removal
Then just grow hair 🙄🤚
/j
My goodness, what an idea, I've never thought of that
The way I wheezed 😅😂
Nice pfp
me not reading the title not realizing it's a changing scenario vid, and being super impressed that a hair stylist fresh out of beauty school knows how to give ear exams
She look great sounds of haircut so tingly
Ur mom gay
@@deefunkle3995 fax
@@deefunkle3995 nice didn't ask
@@ReeceMart0 ur mom gayer
Omg “look at Kirby” was SOOO tingly!!! It’s only made better by my unconditional love for that round little man 🥺
🥰🥰🥰
Small spherical squishy
@@bluefield086 a pink perfect plushy one might say 👀
@@bump0005 or perhaps a terribly tiny toy
@@bluefield086 TERRIBLE??? Never!! He is simply a helpful happy hungry hboy!
25:04 “can you pose?”
Me after watching jojo: my time has come
i love how every other asmrist is very gentle and then luna over here literally cuts a part of our ear off.. absolutely amazing
Ill say it again, this is like candy to my adhd brain. the randomness just melds with my scatterbrain so well
Ahh so happy to hear that! That’s exactly why I love fast and chaotic asmr too!
SAME like normally I really can’t stay still but this is so just fast and random
Lmao me too 😂 the only thing I can keep up with lmfao
Same
Mood
I am so jealous of your talent for being relaxing and hilarious at the same time!
Oh my god that’s a huge compliment thank you 🥺
@@LunaBloomASMR she's right. You're EXTREMELY talented I could watch you all day. This is the only asmr that actually gives me tingles I love it
Neurotypicals: What am I, 5?
People w ADHD: SHAPES AND COLOURS
Play with this kolideoscope i got you at the airport!
A kolideoscope? I'm not 5-
SHAPES AND COLOURS
@@digitalg3nocide the likes of which I've never seen✨✨
same
Same bruh this calms me so much making me guess on the spot
yes
Having ADHD while watching you is amazing, it’s like giving me pure sugar for my hyper active self
Omg ikr
Can’t believe I originally came here for pride affirmations and now I’m being Vincent van goghed by an amateur hairstylist. How times have changed.
LMAO
LMFAO
LMAO YES
Omg but the pride affirmations gibi did were also so good cause I did the same thing
HELP THIS CAUGHT ME OFF GAURS
"we can cut your hair like a plant"
let's go for a swiss cheese plant lol
OOF!
Use the gel to make an oak
10/10. This was a hoot. This was the first video of yours I have ever seen. I thought you got me with the engram. I was like "yeah, someone plays destiny." Then you followed all that up with, "let's start your haircut" and I laughed. This was an adventure and I loved the journey.
The way that haircut gave my scalp such strong tingles! this is the first time I’ve ever watched anything like this and I was not expecting physical sensations
✨ c h i l l s ✨
*Luna:* “What do you think about the color blue”
*Me:* “I love blue! My favorite color is actually cerulea-“
*Luna:* “specifically the color cerulean”
*Me:* “HOW-“
✨ᘻᗩᘜᓰᑢ✨
we been know Lunas a witch
Time stamps:
0:00 stay still and look at this and this
1:15 haircut
5:35 chopped your ear off! healing you (ointment, bandage, spell)
9:45 testing out your new ear
12:05 covering your ear with makeup
13:25 giving you a makeover
17:50 eye exam (identifying colours and letters, follow the light)
20:30 eye cleaning
22:00 discovering you have X-ray vision and studying you (questions)
25:00 mystical photoshoot
28:45 agreeing to become your manager (sharing secrets)
Love y’all 🖤✨
Luna: “what color is this paint?“
Me: “pink- blue- red-
Luna: “good job“
Me: “WHITE!“
"open wide"
*_b l e b_*
i'm laughing in my sleep 💀💀
✨Scenario Timestamps✨
0:01 following directions👀
1:13 haircut 💇♀️
5:38 healing you cause you got hurt 🩹
9:46 testing you ear 👂
12:04 doing your makeup 💄
17:44 eye exam 👁
22:14 studying you (asking questions)📖
25:00 taking pictures of you 📸
28:56 sharing secrets together 🤫
29:39 outro 🥲
Thanks! ✨💗🌼✨💗🌼
This one hero
You are so awesome where ever you are thank you I hope you have an amazing day
@@crimsonblade146 stop it omg ur a so sweet
Thanks
That's been one... healthy... rollercoaster of tingles! Love the transitions and flow :D
Also thank you for: testing my sense of directions and color, cutting/shearing my hair/ear, drugging me, healing my ear, bewitching me, testing my hearing post trauma, hiding the post-surgery scars with your beautician skills, checking my vision, cleaning/erasing my eyes, making me the next subject for testing at area51 through your interview, making sure there is plenty of photographic material available for tracking & archiving my true story for coming generations, becoming my manager (poor you), sharing secrets, bonding and last but not least: the warm hug
I can’t believe I just saw this, this is the best hahaha Really making me take a good look at the nonsense that is this video lmao
lmao there'd be so many asmrtists in jail if they were doing half this stuff to us irl. and yet its soooooo relaxing and i don't feel like any of it's scary AT ALL while i'm watching
luna: I have an idea!
me: oh what is it
luna: let's cut your hair like a p l a n t
me: **o h**
"Nothing hurts cause I gave you ibuprofen"
Me: I am a god now
Pfp checks out ^^
Or simply hard depressed 😳
You pfp makes it more true
Well fuck me then, im dead. Im allergic
@@Keld1987 oh-
When you dropped the scissors and whispered fuck…that hit different.
Lmao
What's the time of that moment?
I read this AS this happened- 😀✋
exactly what i was about to comment
With so many professional sound effects done with your voice like the legendary ''beep beep beep beep'', makes me wonder if you excidentaly do those sound effects when your with your wife, like serving her food or something haha XD
I absolutely do lmao
@@LunaBloomASMR 😂 I knew it hahaha
"its just some ointment, stitches, a bandaid, and a *spell* "
....h-how bad did you cut me?
4:43 is actually the funniest thing in ASMR I've ever seen. I loved this.
(Has fingers pushed into eyes) "Good thing I took Ibuprofen."
I push my fingers into my EEEEEYYYEESSSS
@@absolutezero942🤟 :/
What is ibuprofen?
@@faradhieba2445 pain meds
Quote of the day: "Let's just even your face out to match your ear"
You're really funny in the best possible way :-)
Lmaooo
Luna’s look here gives me early 2010 Disney Channel vibes like I would expect to see her with Hayley Kiyoko in Lemonade Mouth.
Hahaha omg you’re right. Now I wanna do a Disney channel role play of some sort.
Ah yes how I would love to be styled like a shrub outside of a rich persons home
Very Edward scissor hands vibes lol 😂
Her: “Pick the scissors”
Me: “The blue ones”
Her:*picks those*
Me:👁👄👁how
me too lmao
lol me too
Same, but i think it’s because they are the sizorz that stand out the most
I never thought hearing “Look at the cat” would give me tingles.
Luna: "Some might not trust newer hair stylists because they might lack expirience and thats ok"
Also Luna: *Van Gogh's you*
"Now that thats done, can you see yourself right here?"
[holds up mirror]
I could, if you didn't just erase my eyes off of my face.
Don't ever stop doing your own sound effects lmao they bring me joy
"i just wanna see how good you are at following directions"
me: *immediately looks away from whatever shes pointing at*
As someone who has bad ADHD, this is the best ASMR I've watched in a while. I haven't felt tingles sadly in a very long time, even with breaks. These give me tingles!
Love this so, so much
My favorite thing about this video, even after watching the full video, is that I immediately smiled when kirby was mentioned
I have no idea why I’m watching this in the middle of the day😭 but I mean who couldn’t use sleep whenever they could get it🤷🏽♀️
It's 10 pm somewhere
@@srlnation4547 Good thinking😎
Love the "It's childproof, give me a second."
Her, cutting hair: that's not how you do it but I trust you with my life and know it looks good
Her "oh I cut your ear, let me use my sleeve": a true professional I will go back to her for the next 12 years.
I just discovered your videos, and I'm obsessed with your energy. It's somehow chaotic and gentle and goofy and comforting all at once, and I love it!
You’re so good at asmr. I could watch you all day
Omg thank you!!
why did i get terrified when you chose the scissor i picked LOL
Same here LOL I guess it’s just my intuition 🥴
Same lol
Probably cuz it stood out
"I'm just going to grab my thinning shears," drops/hits something, Fuuuuck". Just, gold
When you showed the dnd drink book, my heart exploded! You‘re amazing!
I also loved the randomness. For a moment I was expecting us to be a vampire when we couldnt see our reflection.
And also later, I thought for a sec you were about to say „dementia“ instead of „photographic memory“
So my hair has been ruined, I have got antlers now, freckles, I can see people’s bones… and I’m famous, I’d count that as a success
WHAT IS THIS A REFRENCE TO I MUST KNOW IT SOUNDS SUPER COOL, AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS THE WENDIGO, BUT I DIDNT WANNA SOUND STUPID BY ASKING, THANKS.
Im an idiot I didn't even realize it was from the video...
Sounds like a lot of people in Hollywood anyway so honestly yeah, success
@@squeersquid1107 cant tell you how much i laughed from these two scentances-🤣
@@airrex67 Glad I made someone happy with my dumbassness!! くコ:D彡
'ENDEERING' - i laughed out loud while I was falling asleep 😂
Hehehe 😁
Your whole channel is addicting 😭❤️ I love every single video you post! Helps me so much
your asmr style is so chill. like, its weird hearing people swear in asmr videos, but hearing you do it just makes the atmosphere SUPER chill. idk why,, it just sorta works
Her saying “look at the engram” was tingly but also triggered the Destiny player in me to show more interest
Exactly! It was that and then a d12 lol
I know right!!!
Yes
SAME i was looking for someone to point this out!!
Tyra Karn liked the video
Idk why but why did "look at the cat" give me tingles every single time....
i was just about to type this but just gonna post this here for a whole vid about it ? 0///0
Saaaaaame too😂😎😎😎
This is the most fascinating hair appointment I've ever had
i’m falling in love with someone who doesn’t know my existence,she’s so pretty 😩
5:36 lmao my ear needs a bandaid and I don’t even care the tingles are so strong. You’re so good at lighthearted asmr! My dog woke me up barking at 4:30 am so i watched your videos to get back to sleep until 8am to take my daughter to camp now I’m tired so I get to watch this and nap again with my cat, tysm!!! 😬🥱
You’re so welcome! Glad I can help you get some much needed rest!
This went from me having a haircut to me having a superhero/superpower photoshoot. I love it 🤩
This is one of the only types of ASMR that works on me and I absolutely love how you do it. Thanks so much!! ❤️
luna: ,, i promise i am really really good “
- minutes later -
luna: ,, oh i cut ur ear a little bit “
me: 😀⁉️
It's not gonna hurt at all. It's just gonna take some ointment, band-aid, stitches, and a spell. 🤣🤣
You exposed yourself as a Destiny player. I’m in love
Fact
Same
Exotac
I work with time stamps
@@Mogli_W the engram
It’s so random but so connected and organized too, how even!!! This is amazing, I love it
I dont want anything else just this feeling
*Me looking at the cute Kirby*
*Me:* Uhh, cute Kir-
"Now look at the Kirby"
*Keeps staring*
*I've never had more tension with a Kirby before*
*prolonged eye contact*
🎶and I look at him and he looks at me🎶
I’ve only just started watching your videos but they have already helped me so much and I know that they’ve helped so many other people, please never stop doing this as so many people won’t say it but they need it and it’s great to know that you’re here providing it for us :)
You’re the only “fast and chaotic” asmrtist that I seem to get tingles from!!!
I know this isn't the intent, but I love having this going on in the background while I am doing other things on the net, surfing FB, or posting in my on line games. Very soothing.
Dude this is so helpful for grounding myself and calming down anxiety attacks! Thank you!
balls
Hahahahah
The fact that it saids “edited” makes it vv funny to me
Nut bag
I respectfully ask you take this comment down as it is extremely disrespectful to me /j /lh
@@0liv3rrr /penis
When you said “don’t stop looking at kirby” I felt that
Omg her taking pictures with the binder clip was super tingly for me but I got tingles through pretty much the whole video
This just instantly cures my depression
Rainy night in my bedtime here & saw your notif, now watching this, beyond relaxing 👍🏻😍⛈️🌠
Omg the viiiibes! 🌧✨
Your asmr aesthetic is my new favorite, never seen anything like it
this style of asmr is really helpful when ur dissociating it makes me feel much more aware
I'm so glad this showed up in my recommendations, this is great
You are so good at this and just ooze a genuine soul. And a beautiful face. Wow.
4.46 you just going “faack” was way too funny for no reason
This was amazing! Yesterday evening around 6pm I decided to watch this… I forgot to put my alarm clock, forgot to shower, forgot to prep lunch….. I didn’t wake up until 4am because my mom woke me up I was late for work lol love your videos!
These videos help me out of anxiety cycles- thank you thank you thank you
2:01 that was the most beautiful smile that I ever seen in my life, I love your work keep doing it like you know
This didn't even feel like 30 minutes because i was enjoying it so much. Omg so many tingles 😊
The haircut she gave me was a really short shaggy haircut with bangs
She literally just described my dream haircut 😩😩✨✨
You’re a dork in the best way. I love this! 💖
OMG "follow the flower" ❤️ my favourite (found you on tiktok yesterday midnight and I'm in love)
Me with curly hair: constantly anxious during the haircut
Idk why but you’re the only asmr that has actually worked for me
the way the scenario keeps on changing here simply calls out my overthinking stages pls😭
"It's child-proof so give me a second"
*subscribed*😂
"Going to show you the cover once again..."
my distracted brain attention: Hey it's about D&D! Pay attention!
*Everything goes on alert*
Hahaha yessss!
Honestly just found your videos on TikTok and it’s been the most relaxing and calming experience, I think even more so cause of my ASD and ADHD, so thank you so much for your creative work in making these 🙂 you’ll be seeing me around a lot more.
Your ASMR really helps my anxiety. Especially when I’m in public. Thank you for that ✨