Ah but darth Jabba was trained by the almighty boss nass. He was so powerful that the guy who acted as him in the movies said he looked like a down syndrome frog
There is more to 'Boba getting Leia offered' than one might think. Boba not ony refused to violate her, he also offered her his own bed, while he slept on the floor. Really, Boba is a Gentleman once one gets past the fact he's a hired killer
The pet angle makes more sense - but slavery brings with it a lot of depravity, much of which is better left unspoken. Suffice it to say that I think the whole point was to humiliate and break Leia's spirit. Jabba was a big-time crime lord. It's all about power and control. Attaining what would normally be unattainable. Getting bragging rights against the other Hutts in a perverse game of one-upmanship: "I got a leader of the Rebellion, a *princess* at that, and I have her chained to my side as a strip dancer. Beat THAT."
+Wolfie6252 Sadly, no. Jango has been retconned into being a human bounty hunter, who wore a set of Mandalorian armor. As such, Boba isn't a clone of a Mandalorian, but an ordinary human. Edit - September 3, 2022: Apparently, people can't read when a comment was posted and this one was posted FIVE YEARS AGO, back BEFORE Jango's Mandalorian origins had been reestablished. I watched The Mandalorian and am well aware Jango is once more a Mandalorian, which makes me very happy.
I felt so bad for Leia in that scene. But she looked so satisfied after killing Jabba - she didn't hesitate. it could be 1. Jabba really did something horrible to her or/and 2. She is similar to her father when it comes to lashing out
There is no chance that Jabba didn't know she was Princess Leia. He would have had her womb cut out and cut off her clitoris. To destroy her spirit. And have her watch as a prized trophy.
I would suggest that infibulation might also have been very likely. And of course, Jabba ensured Han saw her this way. A nude womb-less, infibulated slave - wearing only a slave collar at her neck. Kneeling with legs open wide to fully expose her newly infibulated sex. Connect to a chain lead that Jabba held.
i mean, we _did_ see what horrible things he did to her. jabba kept her as eyecandy in an embarassingly revealing outfit, forced her to be near him, kept han as a prize, threw luke to the rancor and sent off her friends to a slow, painful execution after she freed han. add to that the knowledge that leaving jabba alive would mean letting others suffer the same fate as her and her friends (or even further persecution by jabba, which would be an obstacle for the rebellion). just going off the movie itself, she was more than justified. no need to look for more reasons. that's what i think, at least.
Look at when Luke first walks in, she can't face him, she looks away quickly and it ain't cause she's nearly naked. Jabba and probably others had their way with her before Luke got there.
I always thought that he kept them as "pets" to show his dominance over them and as a sign of that he own them. Not per se about sex but more of trophies.
Evil is a matter of perspective, in his eyes, the Rebels are the villains. To him it was a job, he only did jobs he saw as "right" by his moral code, yes he had a moral code despite being absolutely brutal and ruthless. Anyone who did wrong in any way, for example, start a war with the Empire which he saw as the most orderly and reliable system of government and a war that should never have been started to terrorists to slavers to simply people who cheated a card game if the price was right, there was a challenge, and it wasn't out of his way to bigger game in terms of small fish like a thief or low ranking murderer, he would be more than willing to hunt down in whatever way was most efficient, you got in his way he would torture you and quite often execute you for with holding information, it was just whatever was most efficient, if someone held back info he could and would get them to talk every single time through extremely efficient torture techniques and then tie up loose ends with a blast to the forehead. He was often described as a weapon, which is accurate, most of the time he acted like a well oiled hunting machine, no step too brutal, but he had a code of things he wouldn't do, specifically sex without marriage, and wouldn't hunt, the innocent (of course anything less than utterly innocent including withholding information from Boba as a crime meant 100% free game).
Fisher: i want a suit more exposing *she gets at the first part of filming return of the jedi and sees slave suit* Fisher: alright wtf?! Lucas: you wanted this right?
Maybe it was just oral sex he indulged in. He always seemed to be unleashing that tongue of his whenever Leia was near. Cue the cheese casserole sound effects..
In the novel, Luke did mention that he felt Leia's pain through the Force but didn't say if he was sensing her emotional or physical pain. Being stripped down in public is dehumanizing to an innocent woman who is careful not to show much skin and demands respect. Since Leia is a princess, she is held to high standards and Jabba really degraded her when he forced her to strip down and wear that bikini.
@@jessiepinkman2082 The tie-in novelization need not pander to the family audience. Thus let's acknowledge has zero respect for women. Let's also acknowledge that he is a gangster and needs trophies to gain underworld rep. Thus, of course, he enjoyed Leia's body sexually.
I completely disagree for one reason, Luke's plan would never have allowed her to be subjected to that level of violation and torment. Luke is more in control of the situation than the audience is meant to believe up until the final escape. If he wanted to, he could have walked into the palace and started slashing everyone up from the very beginning. But of course that would have been the way of the dark side. The only reason his plan is the way it is is to give Jabba and his henchmen every possible opportunity to escape with their lives, because that's the jedi way: use the force only for knowledge and defense, never for attack. But leia being at genuine risk of being violated like that would be more than enough reason for Luke to take justified violent action, and considering how in tune Leia and Luke are to each others' feelings, I don't think it's a stretch that if it had gotten to that point, Luke would've just busted in at that moment and saved her before anything could actually happen. Remember he was waiting just outside the palace the whole time.
I can't help but wonder, do you think Boba Fett declined the offer of engaging with Leia sexually because he had at least some sense of honor? I would like to think that maybe he had a conscious and that there was a low even he wouldn't stoop to. I wouldn't be surprised if I'm just being too hopeful in that regard. He may be working for Jabba at that point, but he never struck me as quite that bad or even all that terribly villainous. I guess you could chalk it up to wishful thinking.
Come to think of it Leia experienced both hereditary classes of her biological parents compared to Luke. Her mother Queen Amidala was royalty at one point in her political career in Naboo. Princess Leia experienced being royal through the adoption of Bail Organa. Her father Anakin Skywalker started off life as a slave in Tatooine and Leia was also enslaved in the same planet her father was enslaved in! Luke did not experience any of these extremes!
Well... If it's anything like real life slugs on Earth, they first attempt to paralyse their victims using a "love dart" that injects a paralysing agent. They then extend a long prehensile penis that can be longer than their own body length, out from the side of their head. A normal slug at this point would be using it's penis to wrestle (yes wrestle) with the other slugs penis (yes, they both have one) in order to avoid any risk of being impregnated themselves. There is no such thing as consensual sex with slugs. They act this way since a pregnant slug is bloated and vulnerable to predators. Whilst the victorious slug is free to attempt to mate again and again, thus ensuring it's genes are spread to more offspring.
Leia rescued HERSELF. Luke was a little busy elsewhere. Personally, I've actually always believed that she got caught on purpose. Luke needed everyone there to effect this rescue. Lando was gathering intel pretending to be a guard, Leia got Chewie in so they would have him as backup protecting Han (who they knew would be blinded temporarily, and she needed to unfreeze Han so he could help to facilitate his escape. In the novelization [which is written from the original script], Luke says to Han that he has this all planned out and everyone is in place now. They needed Han out of the carbonite and up on his feet in order to get him out. They also knew that he would be suffering hibernation sickness and be mostly helpless, so he would need at least a night or two to recover. I've always believed Leia was chosen for this task because she likely demanded to be the one who let him out, and they knew Jabba would not immediately kill her if he had this taste for keeping beautiful girls as pets. After all, Lando was already on the inside and he easily could have been the one to let Han out instead of Leia risking her life and Chewie's. Sure, she needed to get Chewie inside, and she did that. So why didn't she leave? Because Luke planned for her to be there. I think Leia saying, "I've gotta get you out of here," was her suddenly thinking that Luke's crazy plan wasn't going to work (just like his rescue of her on the Death Star) and maybe she should take things into her own hands. But they always expected her to caught. When Jabba orders her brought to him instead of hauled off to the dungeon (where Lando was taking her), in the novelization when Lando pauses uncertainly, Leia tells hims she'll be all right, and he mutters back that he isn't sure about that. But even so, he doesn't try to make a mad dash to get her out of there; she is supposed to be there. Now, I never thought it was intended that she be chained to his side, but recently someone pointed out to me that Leia is absolutely ready to act as soon as all hell breaks loose. She does not act surprised at the appearance of Luke's lightsaber or his sudden heroics; she is watching and waiting for it, and as soon it goes into action, so does she. She doesn't hesitate, looking around for something to do. No, she immediately takes out the lights, causing a sudden panic, and then she takes out Jabba. And personally, I don't think she did this just to get off his chain. We see that R2 could have freed her any time by cutting that chain, and in the dark on the barge in all that panic, it would have been easy for him to do, then Leia could away. It's not like Jabba is quick enough to stop her. But that is not what happened. Instead, Leia strangled him to death. And I believe that was always the plan. The novelization tells us Jabba's bulk and strength was no match against someone who understood the principles of mass and leverage, and so Leia knew she could end his life if she kept this up. And so she does. Han would never be "free" until Jabba was dead and unable to put another deathmark on his head. As long as Jabba could keep hiring bounty hunters to send after him, Han would remain on the run. So his friends took care of that. Luke tries to warn him several times that this is going to be the outcome if Jabba doesn't let them all go, but he has seen in his visions that this is not likely and what the outcome will be. ("This is your last chance. Free us, or die.") Did Jabba have sex with his dancers? Personally, I doubt that. He is unable to move across the floor under his own power now and talks slow and drowsily, like he's a bit too drugged out on his water pipe. I think his life of indulgence has taken its toll on him and he is no longer able to perform. Does he enjoy dominating these women and seeing them shamed/humiliated, making them do what he wants them to do (dance, drink from his cup, eat Hutt food, etc), and even pimp them out/lend them to his favorite courtiers and sycophants? Absolutely. He's a sadist and he enjoys seeing others in pain or distress. Too bad for him that he chose the wrong girl to replace Oola.
nah she did NOT rescue herself, she had to have a lotof help from a lot of people who ended up blowing up the fucking floating palace AS SHES SEEN BEIUNGH CARRIED AWAY by a man swinging on a rope lol lol
@@Lax_Axl it makes sense to me. The people who choose continuity are the ones who own it but if the owners do something really dumb I'd be ok with anyone ignoring it. Like if I bought the rights to lord of the rings and wrote another book that was one page that said "it was all a dream and I don't care if you don't like it lol" you can ignore that. Unless you just want to accept anything they throw at you.
No, theres a reason for the 2 different terms. If legends were canon, there would be just canon. Legends doesnt line up with the fims. If legends were canon, the heir to the empire trilogy would be the way things went down for the sequel trilogy.
Jabba is symbolically the "dragon" of mythology. He represents greed. The dragon hoards treasure, even though he can't use it. He hoards maidens, even though he can't fuck em. Jabba has all this opulence, but he's still a slug. Nevermind this expanded universe stuff.
I just had this fan theory: Jabba had sex with Leia and made her pregnant, but because Hutt pregnancies take a lot more time than just humans, for many years nobody noticed anything, until it finally happened and she gave birth to her son. So Jabba is the REAL father of Kylo Ren.
@@MDE128 Well, human sperm works on Twi'leks and "Darth Maulesian" (I forgot the species name) sperm works on humans, so why not Huttese? oh wait... Yeah. Humanoids.
As a young lad on my first voyages on the internet, I accidentally came across some fanart on this particular subject. Dash Star, help me heal those mental wounds.
back in the late 90's I came across a fan art JPG if Jaba fucking both Leia and Oola, with his slimy body. He was basically using his tail and arms and tongue in ways, no penetration, the art didn't show his cock, but it was basically a foreplay picture. I wish I kept it. I downloaded it yes but that old HDD is long gone.
I never really thought about the implications of slave Leia when I was younger, but once I got older I realized how messed up the whole thing is. Leia, sadly, seems to have been written to be captured and tormented. She was tortured for information in Star Wars, almost certainly interrogated or hurt in some fashion when she was captured on Bespin, and then Jabba's Palace. Of course, the first two worked to some degree in context, given how she was a rebel leader. The sexualization of Leia as a slave, and the depraved nature of the scene, regardless of the implication of rape or not, brings Return of the Jedi pretty much straight into Exploitation Film territory, if having a nearly nude women give a dance for the audience only to be fed alive to a giant monster didn't do it before that. Of course, what RUINS Jabba's Palace is the Special Edition musical number. IT'S SO AWFUL! On a side note, I think the truly horrible nature of Jabba and his palace of horrors is the main reason none of his appearances since have worked. Jabba was so repulsive and awful, while at the same time being powerful, intelligence and intimidating. This made him a major presence on the screen in Jedi, while his appearances since have been comedic and wimpy by comparison. In Jedi, he was one of the most terrifying gangsters in the galaxy. In Phantom Menace, Bib Fortuna had to wake him up because he fell asleep while watching the race. Ooh, scary.
Robo_Destroyer, I can speak for myself, and no, that is not what I'm implying. Basically, like Leia Organa, Rey is portrayed as a strong, but somewhat chaste character (i.e., "princess"). The same thing happened with Padme in the Prequels, although from Episode 1 and Episode 2 (yeah, I saw them in the theaters). Note Padme's form fitting battle garb which eventually exposes quite a mid-riff. Expect a similar transformation of Rey, and, yes, I do expect her to be captured, but this may be a ploy at infiltration, like we saw in Return of the Jedi.
Sex? No, sex is great. Long live sex. Clean sex, nasty sex, kinky sex, gentle sex, weird sex, as long as everyone is of age and excited to do it, I say bring it on, have fun, lets do this thing, horray. Sex WITH JABBA? Ew. Now and forever. Ew. Plus, you know, there's the whole rape thing. That's not ... not great. Really, it's wierd hearing Dash, with all of his normal Dash enthusiasm, describing a scene where Leia is publically stripped and has the humiliating bikini forced on her right in front of everybody. That's downright horrifying.
I had always assumed that Jabba's enslavement of these girls, aside from serving him and dancing, was based in sexual desires, which likely led to more. Disney obvs won't ever explore that, as it'll ruin the family image it likes to portray, but the hints towards it are quite strong in ROTJ
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Certified freak 7 days a week LOl
Yes
LMAO ikr
Totally cursed
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Jabba be like: i did not have sexual relations with that woman.
AirsoftGamer LMAO 😂😂
***** ...
AirsoftGamer Bill the hutt
lmao bill the hutt! good one my dude
"Ratta isn't her baby boy. He my baby and I love him till the ends of the world and Princess Bitch ain't getting custody of my sprit animal".
Now I see why Kylo Ren is so messed up.
oh GOD you ruined my fucking life!!
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Macho as all hell!
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Ben Solo: "I'll never join you! You froze my father in carbonite!"
Jabba: "No, Ben... I am your father"
Ben :noooooooooooooo
NOOOOOOOO!
THAT'S NOT TRUE, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
@@UltimusMagus impossible,perhaps the archives are incomplete
NO!
@@kyloren2150 search your feelings! You know it to be true
I always feared that Jabba's tail was more than just a tail....
Di
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NOOOOOO
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No, but I did feel violated.
Yes..
Daughter why didn't you tell me?
@@anakinskywalker8185 you're evil vader, that's why
@@anakinskywalker8185 possibly because if she did you would've wiped off entire planet, in the most cruel way possible
But you were gorgeous
japanese tentacle hentai artists: "I'm gonna have a field day with this."
Keen Tan
“Just like the simulations.”
they already did. didn't you watch the hentai Shakuen eris? there's jabba parody who has sex with the main heroine lol
I’d like to request a tentacle going through a nuclear bomb
@@fooeelife3407 UwU
Villager of SmashVille
Indeed....
I think we found out Kylo’s real dad
Oh my god...
Why did i watch this
Why did I type this?
Why did i see this?
69 likes, make a wish!
Jabba the Hutt was actually a Sith Lord who trained Jar Jar in the Dark Side of the Force.
Emperor Palpatine can this please be Canon
What your dead i watched darth vader throw you daw a shaft in the 2nd deathstar
I’m your 66th like ;)
I AM THE SENATE
Ah but darth Jabba was trained by the almighty boss nass. He was so powerful that the guy who acted as him in the movies said he looked like a down syndrome frog
Imagine if Vader found out
He would throw hole army to them
He’d mutilate Jaba
Vader :Nooooooo.....!
He would have removed the huts from existence
@Andrew Ramirez I love big jabba so much I'd protect him and be his bestfriend and loyal love
There is more to 'Boba getting Leia offered' than one might think. Boba not ony refused to violate her, he also offered her his own bed, while he slept on the floor.
Really, Boba is a Gentleman once one gets past the fact he's a hired killer
He's like Agent 47, except in a galaxy far far away.
Moris Kurth So he's a great guy and badass but villain
Basically, Yes.
Moris Kurth more that he has honour
Didn't he shoot an innocent farm boy in full view of everyone in the Mos Eisley Cantina in one of the comics though?
I can imagine Luke thinking: “when am I going to tell him Leia was in a bikini once and he missed it?”
Oh I'm sure Han has seen more than just a bikini
Reminds me of the HISHE video.
@@NumericStudiosyeah they slept together on yavin actually
@@juancabardo21I'd marry jabba
Leia after a lovely romp with Han:
Leia: Y'know, Jabba lasted a lot longer...and didn't breathe as heavily....
Lmao
Han: Considering you strangled him I'd believe that it wasn't your favourite experience.
@@psychedashell yeet
@@psychedashell maybe he was in to that
@@ehlert6195 Han or Jabba?
If you're referring to Jabba it'd be a damn good story about too much of a good thing.
"And that's how I met your mother"
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Niiice
Is that where Jabba’s son came from, or maybe that’s how Kylo was born.
Lollllll
Jotaro
Raped by a giant snail...
lol
slug* Jabba doesn't have a shell.
DerpyChameleon There are snails without shell
Those are called slugs :P
DerpyChameleon Shhhh
Me: "Tent..."
Google: "Going camping huh?"
Me: "...acle Hentai"
Google: "Jabba x Leia"
OH COME ON
Oh I remember this from “if google was a guy”
Han: What's going on?
Lando: Trust me buddy, you don't wanna know.
Dang that was funny
He missing pretty good assets while blind
*I miss 10 seconds ago when I didn’t know this thing existed*
U Must be a kid
You ain't lying.... Wtf.
Currently putting bleach in my eye
Same
@@kyloren2150 isn't she your mother kylo
Kylo Ren is actually Jabba's son
ToxicDubZ mind blowing
+Archie Pike ever heard of sarcasm?
Wait...That My Be The Answer...
ToxicDubZ omg. #JabbaisSnoke
are you trying to say that Kylo Ren also has a tail hidden somewhere? because that would be so radical!! omg 👏👏
The pet angle makes more sense - but slavery brings with it a lot of depravity, much of which is better left unspoken. Suffice it to say that I think the whole point was to humiliate and break Leia's spirit. Jabba was a big-time crime lord. It's all about power and control. Attaining what would normally be unattainable. Getting bragging rights against the other Hutts in a perverse game of one-upmanship: "I got a leader of the Rebellion, a *princess* at that, and I have her chained to my side as a strip dancer. Beat THAT."
I'd marry jabba
Hutts had some humanoid genetics hence some were attracted to humanoids.
He let the troops beat that
Jabba my crush@@TetraHax
Boba gave her a blanket to cover up with. He was a gentleman, for a bounty hunter.
fairday2 Bobby fett is a true gentalmen he is nice good bobby be like bobby
Professionals have standards
Bobby was raised right
Only father educated and still a ended becoming a gentleman
@@alfonsopayan09 wasn’t he also around aura sing tho like and bossk
Damn.. When you realize Boba fett had a chance to give Leia that Mandalorian work 😂😂
Emon Clayton should've taken it
Sorry to be that guy but Boba isn't Mandalorian.
I DONT HAV H1N1 he is kinda well a madalorian clone
+Wolfie6252 Sadly, no. Jango has been retconned into being a human bounty hunter, who wore a set of Mandalorian armor. As such, Boba isn't a clone of a Mandalorian, but an ordinary human.
Edit - September 3, 2022: Apparently, people can't read when a comment was posted and this one was posted FIVE YEARS AGO, back BEFORE Jango's Mandalorian origins had been reestablished. I watched The Mandalorian and am well aware Jango is once more a Mandalorian, which makes me very happy.
+DarkXaven Fuck the new canon
This morning Carrie Fisher died. May she rest in peace
Im very sad she was good actor.
@@alangrant6625 Actress^
@@conversationtosaurusrex oh yeah sory.
This was 2 years ago, omg wow
She was still young when she died
This is something that your RUclips recommenddasions be like at three am. This should also be on some top 10 cursed youtube titles
When ordinary folks hear "EU", they immediately think "European Union".
Star Wars fans immediately think "Expanded Universe".
Yes
Facts
I hear both it’s weird and only with that
I think both
So true lol
The most confusing thing about space bikini Leia is that she has some Lego minifigures
Still more than the old man luke sets
Disney is trying to expand to all type of fetishes ;)
And an official Minecraft skin
She’s also in the poster for Lego Star Wars: TCS, next to Luke.
@Ludimaul Complete Saga was pre-Disney.
Robot Chicken Fett would have totally taken Jabba up on that offer.....
Super Michelangelo nope, he'd ask for the sarlacc pit
Agreed OMG
Super Michelangelo probably
Super Michelangelo oh i would also take up jabba's offer 🙂
@@alliancegaming8835 I'd love jabba insted
I felt so bad for Leia in that scene. But she looked so satisfied after killing Jabba - she didn't hesitate. it could be
1. Jabba really did something horrible to her or/and
2. She is similar to her father when it comes to lashing out
There is no chance that Jabba didn't know she was Princess Leia. He would have had her womb cut out and cut off her clitoris. To destroy her spirit. And have her watch as a prized trophy.
I would suggest that infibulation might also have been very likely. And of course, Jabba ensured Han saw her this way. A nude womb-less, infibulated slave - wearing only a slave collar at her neck. Kneeling with legs open wide to fully expose her newly infibulated sex. Connect to a chain lead that Jabba held.
i mean, we _did_ see what horrible things he did to her. jabba kept her as eyecandy in an embarassingly revealing outfit, forced her to be near him, kept han as a prize, threw luke to the rancor and sent off her friends to a slow, painful execution after she freed han. add to that the knowledge that leaving jabba alive would mean letting others suffer the same fate as her and her friends (or even further persecution by jabba, which would be an obstacle for the rebellion). just going off the movie itself, she was more than justified. no need to look for more reasons. that's what i think, at least.
Jabba my big sexy crush
Jabba so sexy @@liamsemicolon
R.I.P. Carrie Fisher
Piano Master
She was an amazing woman and actress and will be greatly missed by many. My prayers and thoughts are with her family and friends tonight.
Eve H cocaine.........she did it im pretty sure
Piano Master i cant fap to her anymore because it'll feel wrong😢😢😭
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BT -7274 There's enough hentai
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Psychedelic Cosmonauts well it allowed now I guess, because coppa
This was in my recommendations
thats why theres an app lowkey called youtube kids
@@l.dixon2976 No, shit. I was just talking about how shitty RUclips’s policy is, yet they still allow this.
This is why RUclips Kids exists.
If he had, I'm sure Leia would have been much more traumatized and scarred
@SarkariSakool I love big jabba I'd treat him better
@@italym6410 You have issues.
@@FirstNameLastName-wo7li how so?
Look at when Luke first walks in, she can't face him, she looks away quickly and it ain't cause she's nearly naked. Jabba and probably others had their way with her before Luke got there.
Maybe maybe not. She watched her whole planet blow up so maybe she's desensitized to everything.
He dares to ask the question no one else would.
I always thought that he kept them as "pets" to show his dominance over them and as a sign of that he own them. Not per se about sex but more of trophies.
It all goes into their dominance, in their minds, all the same.
Yah! hutts have always been like that.
Mikael Jansson I always thought that he kept them as pets and also as "rewards/gifts" to his men who did an exemplary good job.
Mikael Jansson me to
Mikael Jansson Agreed
40% Comments: * Actually funny stuff *
50% R.I.P Carrie Fisher
10% why is this in my recommended?
So i'm the part of the 10% now lol
help im on 50% cuz i miss her
10%, I am.
Oh yeah... WHY this is in my recommended xD
😂😂
THEN WHO THE HELL WAS ROTTA'S MOTHER?
what happened to Rotta btw?
Royal Crown Cola a twi liek
Royal Crown Cola gardula was
leia was not even alive when rotta was a baby
Hutts don't need wives to reproduce (have sex, have babies whatever you wanna call it).
Imagine Boba Fett had Leia then Vader found out she is her daughter...
OH SURE THERE WILL BE DISENTGRATIONS BUT NOT BY YOUR DOING
I havent watched the video yet, but i gotta say. Wtf is this theory?!
A perverted theory.
Dash Star I... I .. I'm semi... Speechless
It's not a theory. All you have to do is look at the facts, cannon or not. It makes no difference.
I'm semi... something else.
Some one ... else
Boba may have been an evil bounty hunter but he does have standards👌🏻
Jean kirschtein hehehehe
Evil is a matter of perspective, in his eyes, the Rebels are the villains.
To him it was a job, he only did jobs he saw as "right" by his moral code, yes he had a moral code despite being absolutely brutal and ruthless. Anyone who did wrong in any way, for example, start a war with the Empire which he saw as the most orderly and reliable system of government and a war that should never have been started to terrorists to slavers to simply people who cheated a card game if the price was right, there was a challenge, and it wasn't out of his way to bigger game in terms of small fish like a thief or low ranking murderer, he would be more than willing to hunt down in whatever way was most efficient, you got in his way he would torture you and quite often execute you for with holding information, it was just whatever was most efficient, if someone held back info he could and would get them to talk every single time through extremely efficient torture techniques and then tie up loose ends with a blast to the forehead. He was often described as a weapon, which is accurate, most of the time he acted like a well oiled hunting machine, no step too brutal, but he had a code of things he wouldn't do, specifically sex without marriage, and wouldn't hunt, the innocent (of course anything less than utterly innocent including withholding information from Boba as a crime meant 100% free game).
Nah, he was still evil. He just had honor...honor0ish.
Jean kirschtein he was not evil. he was a bounty hunter, a working man.
Jean kirschtein
Those are some nice standards. As beautiful as Leia, except actually loves Boba.
#GiveBobaAGirlFriend
It was just a pp touch
K2_SLAYER_ 1 pp touch ahahahaha! 2 pp touch ahahahaha! 3 pp touch ahahahaha!
Huhhuuh,huuhh, he said p,p touch.
My pp hard
vader put him pp in electro outlet!
What pp?
*And this kids, was how Kylo the hutt was born.*
Cursed but I like it
Fisher: i want a suit more exposing
*she gets at the first part of filming return of the jedi and sees slave suit*
Fisher: alright wtf?!
Lucas: you wanted this right?
Lucas: "Next time, be careful what you ask me for!"
Well? She did kiss her bro in previous film
These characters have deep Mental issues no one can explain
So Jaba was Harvey Weinstein?
@regalblue41 imagine unironically defending Harvey Weinstein
@regalblue41 yeah man poor Harvey weinstein what a victim
@regalblue41
Weinstein was a typical Hollywood j - w who promoted feminism and anti-2A causes. I'm glad he got burned.
Jabba was sexually assaulted by Weinstein.
don't insult jabba like that.
*clicks on video*
*thinks, "what am I doing with my life"*
*clicks play*
Yep
@@ninjazombi5484 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am currently questioning the existence of human beings right now
"Huts have two genders"
*2016 Liberal throws computer against wall*
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Dylan Bohn *SJW
The Awoken and Broken Matt Hardy *liberal*
I am more wondering about how Jabba has sex at all.
Spos Kanal his tail?
jsoe81657 Well, probably, I don't really want to think about that.
google snake penis
Jabba has a red rocket.
Maybe it was just oral sex he indulged in. He always seemed to be unleashing that tongue of his whenever Leia was near.
Cue the cheese casserole sound effects..
No wonder Rey thought Kylo Ren was a monster...
DUCK YOU M8
lol you made my day
I don't get it
i think its a rape joke. like hes the son of jabba
Mind = Blown
Speaking of which, there is a certain "demonstration" of these two on a particular website.
Please, please don't bring that picture to mind
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i saw enough porn to picture this easily. it's not the worst.
In the novel, Luke did mention that he felt Leia's pain through the Force but didn't say if he was sensing her emotional or physical pain. Being stripped down in public is dehumanizing to an innocent woman who is careful not to show much skin and demands respect. Since Leia is a princess, she is held to high standards and Jabba really degraded her when he forced her to strip down and wear that bikini.
Being stripped down in public is dehumanizing to anyone.
@@GgTTV828 Unless you're a critic who reviewed the recent Thor film.
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@@RenegadeShepTheSpacerI don't get that joke and google didn't help explain it, what am I missing?
Just shows Boba has honor.
She was really pissed off when she attacked Jabba and took immense satisfaction in killing him. Odds are good he had his way with her.
He probably didn’t a because she’s a princess he could be killed b this is a kids movie
@@jessiepinkman2082 The tie-in novelization need not pander to the family audience. Thus let's acknowledge has zero respect for women. Let's also acknowledge that he is a gangster and needs trophies to gain underworld rep. Thus, of course, he enjoyed Leia's body sexually.
Nicholas Lin yeah i highly doubt he had sex with her
I completely disagree for one reason, Luke's plan would never have allowed her to be subjected to that level of violation and torment. Luke is more in control of the situation than the audience is meant to believe up until the final escape. If he wanted to, he could have walked into the palace and started slashing everyone up from the very beginning. But of course that would have been the way of the dark side. The only reason his plan is the way it is is to give Jabba and his henchmen every possible opportunity to escape with their lives, because that's the jedi way: use the force only for knowledge and defense, never for attack. But leia being at genuine risk of being violated like that would be more than enough reason for Luke to take justified violent action, and considering how in tune Leia and Luke are to each others' feelings, I don't think it's a stretch that if it had gotten to that point, Luke would've just busted in at that moment and saved her before anything could actually happen. Remember he was waiting just outside the palace the whole time.
@@tacofop600 poor jabba I'd protect him and be his bestfriend and loyal love
I’m so glad that I didn’t know this when I was a kid lol.
As a kid I loved jabba ny love for the big boy only got bigger
Oh the innocence
SAME OMG, EVEN THO STAR WARS WAS CHILDHOOD, THANK GOD I NEVER KNEW THIS 😂
@@italym6410 I loved Jaba too! I thought he was cool, and I had his toy set with his little lizard homie, “Salicous B Crum”..
@@littlecozettescrew6818 I wanna be were the creature is I wanna love on big jabba
I wonder if they had porn stars in Star Wars ?
If they did, the Millenium Falcon was full of it.
Probably smuggled in from the outer rim..........get it porn outer rim.....................porn, rimming. Oh forget it
Blades And Bows DUDE! imagine the holograms.
you could have something like the hologram chess game but a hologram orgy on the table in the falcon, would be mint.
They did I bet. StormTroopers probably look at twelik porn in their rooms in Star Destroyers.
I can't help but wonder, do you think Boba Fett declined the offer of engaging with Leia sexually because he had at least some sense of honor? I would like to think that maybe he had a conscious and that there was a low even he wouldn't stoop to. I wouldn't be surprised if I'm just being too hopeful in that regard. He may be working for Jabba at that point, but he never struck me as quite that bad or even all that terribly villainous. I guess you could chalk it up to wishful thinking.
They had a debate over the Empire and rebels but he still gave her his bed and slept on the floor eevn though she's kind of his enemy.
@@Alatreon2435 Sounds like Boba does have some code of honor after all, then. :)
I do think it’s due to a sense of honor especially with book of boba fett making it not completely out of the question
@@RipplyAnemone67 That's rather uplifting to hear, quite honestly. :D
Boba had no 'Knobba' lost it in a fight somewhere so couldnt 'perform'
I always wanted to know this lol
it makes sense that Leia would strangle jabba using the dark side now
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No, but I know someone who did during '77. *Cough* Harrison Ford *Cough*.
Erwin Rommel aren't you dead?
I play Hoi4 too
is that true, herr rommel?
Come to think of it Leia experienced both hereditary classes of her biological parents compared to Luke. Her mother Queen Amidala was royalty at one point in her political career in Naboo. Princess Leia experienced being royal through the adoption of Bail Organa. Her father Anakin Skywalker started off life as a slave in Tatooine and Leia was also enslaved in the same planet her father was enslaved in! Luke did not experience any of these extremes!
1963: in the future we'll have flying cars
2019:
lilahdog 568 This was made in 2016
Star Wars takes place a long time ago, not the future, dumbass.
2020
@@MrParkerman6 you do know he's not talking about Star wars the right
I think he was planning on it but didn’t get the chance
E-Series well technically she screwed him by choking him to death.
Teh Trees Be A Talking! Not the choking he was hoping for though...
@@sirteacup1182 poor jabba I'd protect him and be his bestfriend and loyal love
italy m
*WE GET IT*
italy m Jabba is love Jabba is life
I don't want to fathom what the genetalia of a hutt looks like.
Well... If it's anything like real life slugs on Earth, they first attempt to paralyse their victims using a "love dart" that injects a paralysing agent. They then extend a long prehensile penis that can be longer than their own body length, out from the side of their head. A normal slug at this point would be using it's penis to wrestle (yes wrestle) with the other slugs penis (yes, they both have one) in order to avoid any risk of being impregnated themselves. There is no such thing as consensual sex with slugs.
They act this way since a pregnant slug is bloated and vulnerable to predators. Whilst the victorious slug is free to attempt to mate again and again, thus ensuring it's genes are spread to more offspring.
lmao holy shit i never knew that thats fucking wild, #nature
That's it enough internet for today.
Darth Portus
But wait, I haven't told you about the love life of the Giant Squid or the Bedbug yet! :o
UnknownSquid NOOOOOOO !!!!!! "runs away while holding his ears"
Leia rescued HERSELF. Luke was a little busy elsewhere.
Personally, I've actually always believed that she got caught on purpose. Luke needed everyone there to effect this rescue. Lando was gathering intel pretending to be a guard, Leia got Chewie in so they would have him as backup protecting Han (who they knew would be blinded temporarily, and she needed to unfreeze Han so he could help to facilitate his escape. In the novelization [which is written from the original script], Luke says to Han that he has this all planned out and everyone is in place now.
They needed Han out of the carbonite and up on his feet in order to get him out. They also knew that he would be suffering hibernation sickness and be mostly helpless, so he would need at least a night or two to recover. I've always believed Leia was chosen for this task because she likely demanded to be the one who let him out, and they knew Jabba would not immediately kill her if he had this taste for keeping beautiful girls as pets. After all, Lando was already on the inside and he easily could have been the one to let Han out instead of Leia risking her life and Chewie's. Sure, she needed to get Chewie inside, and she did that. So why didn't she leave?
Because Luke planned for her to be there. I think Leia saying, "I've gotta get you out of here," was her suddenly thinking that Luke's crazy plan wasn't going to work (just like his rescue of her on the Death Star) and maybe she should take things into her own hands. But they always expected her to caught. When Jabba orders her brought to him instead of hauled off to the dungeon (where Lando was taking her), in the novelization when Lando pauses uncertainly, Leia tells hims she'll be all right, and he mutters back that he isn't sure about that. But even so, he doesn't try to make a mad dash to get her out of there; she is supposed to be there.
Now, I never thought it was intended that she be chained to his side, but recently someone pointed out to me that Leia is absolutely ready to act as soon as all hell breaks loose. She does not act surprised at the appearance of Luke's lightsaber or his sudden heroics; she is watching and waiting for it, and as soon it goes into action, so does she. She doesn't hesitate, looking around for something to do. No, she immediately takes out the lights, causing a sudden panic, and then she takes out Jabba.
And personally, I don't think she did this just to get off his chain. We see that R2 could have freed her any time by cutting that chain, and in the dark on the barge in all that panic, it would have been easy for him to do, then Leia could away. It's not like Jabba is quick enough to stop her.
But that is not what happened. Instead, Leia strangled him to death. And I believe that was always the plan. The novelization tells us Jabba's bulk and strength was no match against someone who understood the principles of mass and leverage, and so Leia knew she could end his life if she kept this up.
And so she does. Han would never be "free" until Jabba was dead and unable to put another deathmark on his head. As long as Jabba could keep hiring bounty hunters to send after him, Han would remain on the run. So his friends took care of that. Luke tries to warn him several times that this is going to be the outcome if Jabba doesn't let them all go, but he has seen in his visions that this is not likely and what the outcome will be. ("This is your last chance. Free us, or die.")
Did Jabba have sex with his dancers? Personally, I doubt that. He is unable to move across the floor under his own power now and talks slow and drowsily, like he's a bit too drugged out on his water pipe. I think his life of indulgence has taken its toll on him and he is no longer able to perform. Does he enjoy dominating these women and seeing them shamed/humiliated, making them do what he wants them to do (dance, drink from his cup, eat Hutt food, etc), and even pimp them out/lend them to his favorite courtiers and sycophants? Absolutely. He's a sadist and he enjoys seeing others in pain or distress.
Too bad for him that he chose the wrong girl to replace Oola.
Agreed.
Oh my goodness bro you wrote this whole thing
nah she did NOT rescue herself, she had to have a lotof help from a lot of people who ended up blowing up the fucking floating palace AS SHES SEEN BEIUNGH CARRIED AWAY by a man swinging on a rope lol lol
@@AckzaTV she strangled jabba so technically she saved herself
Did you write a novel about Jabba?
I don't care what anyone else says, to me, Legends IS canon.
That makes no sense canon is canon you silly billy
@@Lax_Axl it makes sense to me. The people who choose continuity are the ones who own it but if the owners do something really dumb I'd be ok with anyone ignoring it. Like if I bought the rights to lord of the rings and wrote another book that was one page that said "it was all a dream and I don't care if you don't like it lol" you can ignore that. Unless you just want to accept anything they throw at you.
No lmao
@@nathanharris6450 no its not.
No, theres a reason for the 2 different terms. If legends were canon, there would be just canon. Legends doesnt line up with the fims. If legends were canon, the heir to the empire trilogy would be the way things went down for the sequel trilogy.
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Han: "So Leia, how do I compare to your last guy?"
Jabba my sexy crush
"You call THAT a rescue?"
"Some rescue."
My life was better when I didn't know this existed.
Ewwwwwww. I'm actually Glad that Jabba's dead and that Boba turned down the sex.
What- you're telling [us] that you wouldn't have tapped that ass if given a chance? ;)
Guess I'm just different, that's all.
Commander Tarnum Eh, fair enough.
...I probably wouldn't have either. ^_^;
Hey wait a minute, aren't you that guy who did reviews for Gaoranger Power Animal toys along with Power Ranger Zords? Curious.
Commander Tarnum
Yuss! Dat was meh!
=)
Jabba is symbolically the "dragon" of mythology. He represents greed. The dragon hoards treasure, even though he can't use it. He hoards maidens, even though he can't fuck em. Jabba has all this opulence, but he's still a slug. Nevermind this expanded universe stuff.
I'd marry jabba
Jabba enjoys the twi'leks more.. the head tentacles really do it for him
I enjoy big n loveable jabba
These are the kind of big brain questions that got us through the Great Depression
I just had this fan theory: Jabba had sex with Leia and made her pregnant, but because Hutt pregnancies take a lot more time than just humans, for many years nobody noticed anything, until it finally happened and she gave birth to her son.
So Jabba is the REAL father of Kylo Ren.
I knew it the day i saw kylo's face. it had to be! lol
Eternalnight , ren is a human, hutts has no sperm cells so no pregnancy
Ren is not a human and hutts do have sperm cells
So that's why Kylo Ren looks so ugly
maybe they amputated the tail
also, he does look like jabba, just less fat
Maybe Jabba is the father of Kylo.
you could make that work, jamba sperm took year to work.
Boray Eris that will,change my mind about Star Wars VII
that's fucking disgusting dude
Hutt sperm won't work on humans.
@@MDE128 Well, human sperm works on Twi'leks and "Darth Maulesian" (I forgot the species name) sperm works on humans, so why not Huttese? oh wait... Yeah. Humanoids.
*seeing this in my recommendation*
Me: I don't need sleep, I need answers
No, I need sleep, I don't need answers. I've seen to much cursed videos.
Me too!!!!
Yep
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browsing for men of culture comments........
I want to go back 10 minutes when i didn't see this yet
Carrie Fisher was so beautiful!
but she sounded like harvey firestone
Eeeeehhhhh.
Shut up
A simp lord
Obi wan Kenobi bro I’m dying rn
As a young lad on my first voyages on the internet, I accidentally came across some fanart on this particular subject. Dash Star, help me heal those mental wounds.
back in the late 90's I came across a fan art JPG if Jaba fucking both Leia and Oola, with his slimy body. He was basically using his tail and arms and tongue in ways, no penetration, the art didn't show his cock, but it was basically a foreplay picture.
I wish I kept it. I downloaded it yes but that old HDD is long gone.
I miss the 3 seconds ago when I didn’t know this existed.
I've heard that during the filming of Return of the Jedi the camera crew could, at times, "see all the way to Florida" ❤️
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Agreed.
No lube required.
eww
hahahahahaha
"eww" name is Mr Poo lol
Darth Vader
The real question, did Salacious Crumb get in on it?
HA
I've always believed that Leia was rescued "just in time" before things went.. there. And I think I'll stick to that belief. :)
I'd love to be with jabba
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Why not, just check if she was raped
*thinks about elder men going to the philippines for some reason*
or thailand.
or south america.
Or New Jersey.
not canon anymore
levitan71 k
I'm a little stumped how that would even work
Void Face tail fucking?
Space Snail Tail Butt Invasion.
The ultimate case of being a grower not a shower
*top 10 questions science didn't need to answer but did anyway*
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Wut dafuq?
I never really thought about the implications of slave Leia when I was younger, but once I got older I realized how messed up the whole thing is. Leia, sadly, seems to have been written to be captured and tormented. She was tortured for information in Star Wars, almost certainly interrogated or hurt in some fashion when she was captured on Bespin, and then Jabba's Palace. Of course, the first two worked to some degree in context, given how she was a rebel leader. The sexualization of Leia as a slave, and the depraved nature of the scene, regardless of the implication of rape or not, brings Return of the Jedi pretty much straight into Exploitation Film territory, if having a nearly nude women give a dance for the audience only to be fed alive to a giant monster didn't do it before that.
Of course, what RUINS Jabba's Palace is the Special Edition musical number. IT'S SO AWFUL!
On a side note, I think the truly horrible nature of Jabba and his palace of horrors is the main reason none of his appearances since have worked. Jabba was so repulsive and awful, while at the same time being powerful, intelligence and intimidating. This made him a major presence on the screen in Jedi, while his appearances since have been comedic and wimpy by comparison. In Jedi, he was one of the most terrifying gangsters in the galaxy. In Phantom Menace, Bib Fortuna had to wake him up because he fell asleep while watching the race. Ooh, scary.
Yea he hit it.
He evolved from being a whimp to being what he became.
I always thought the musical number was fucking funny mate get a sense of humour and I always thought Leia was beautiful U obviously don't like women
He wrote a fuckin book 😂😂
@@N_Biber Did he write it in Huttese?
You know Daisy Ridley is going to have her "Leia" moment.
lol
except with more exposed skin, probably.
MaskedHylianMC he's saying that the actual actress will have that moment in real life
Um, yeah. It's hard being a Jedi sometimes.
Robo_Destroyer, I can speak for myself, and no, that is not what I'm implying. Basically, like Leia Organa, Rey is portrayed as a strong, but somewhat chaste character (i.e., "princess"). The same thing happened with Padme in the Prequels, although from Episode 1 and Episode 2 (yeah, I saw them in the theaters). Note Padme's form fitting battle garb which eventually exposes quite a mid-riff. Expect a similar transformation of Rey, and, yes, I do expect her to be captured, but this may be a ploy at infiltration, like we saw in Return of the Jedi.
There is no way we searched this OH GOD
You call?
@@god2593 sure uhh please delete this
Literally a topic I would do
yep XD
Hehe
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Someone been spending a little too much time on Rule 34.
Hey, why are you all staring at me?
Uhm
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Rule 34 is the darkest areas of web ever
Because you're sexy.
EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW Dash I will never forgive you for making me think about this. EW.
AnIdiotsLantern you clicked on the video
stop spaming ew. We get it, You find sex disgusting.
Sex? No, sex is great. Long live sex. Clean sex, nasty sex, kinky sex, gentle sex, weird sex, as long as everyone is of age and excited to do it, I say bring it on, have fun, lets do this thing, horray.
Sex WITH JABBA? Ew. Now and forever. Ew.
Plus, you know, there's the whole rape thing. That's not ... not great.
Really, it's wierd hearing Dash, with all of his normal Dash enthusiasm, describing a scene where Leia is publically stripped and has the humiliating bikini forced on her right in front of everybody. That's downright horrifying.
Then why did you click on this video...?
The Internet
Because this is the Internet. You don't NOT click on a video like this. It's against the law or something.
Credit for context: D - Man013's comment
*Vader finds out about this
*proceeds to slaughter Hutts out of existance in rage
I thought he kept the dancers around to eat them eventually.
voodazz he could do both
"eat" them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@nugtsmn no more hentai for you.
Jabba: WE WERE ON A BREAK
I had always assumed that Jabba's enslavement of these girls, aside from serving him and dancing, was based in sexual desires, which likely led to more. Disney obvs won't ever explore that, as it'll ruin the family image it likes to portray, but the hints towards it are quite strong in ROTJ
Jabba had sex with Leia and made her pregnant.
It never occurred to me so far, but I think it makes perfect sense, if you think about what kind of character trope Jabba represents.
I love that this is in my recommended after searching for nothing of the sort
You were THINKING it. RUclips KNOWS.
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