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  • @crescentfreshbret
    @crescentfreshbret Год назад +54

    This is like that episode of The Critic where they started putting new, happier endings on classic movies, and we saw a new ending to Pride of the Yankees where Lou Gehrig suddenly regains his health and becomes stronger and healthier than ever before, and all kinds of other cheesy, happy stuff happens.

    • @dwaugh2215
      @dwaugh2215 Год назад +1

      Sherman: It stinks! lol

  • @medicenceni2609
    @medicenceni2609 Год назад +17

    -You know what to do, Sam
    - *Plays Heart and Soul*
    LOL

  • @tomchapman6104
    @tomchapman6104 5 лет назад +197

    "This ending is worse than Godfather III." "Hey lets not say things we can't take back."

  • @AndDiracisHisProphet
    @AndDiracisHisProphet 3 года назад +65

    the piano worke remarkably well for just having a grenade explode inside of it

    • @eviljoel
      @eviljoel 3 года назад +18

      They made them sturdier back then

    • @SpanishFly120
      @SpanishFly120 3 года назад +8

      And for having a corpse in there too, lol.

    • @naromngin
      @naromngin 2 года назад +6

      Those were called tuning grenades back in the day. Made many pianists obsolete.. on the count they were blown to pieces

    • @adcon00
      @adcon00 Год назад +2

      @@naromngin Goddamn it, that's a Simpsons season 4 quality joke.

  • @elprofesor6673
    @elprofesor6673 7 лет назад +341

    I want to see this alternate ending of It's a wonderful life

    • @Shatamx
      @Shatamx 7 лет назад +51

      It's similar to the Mel Gibson re edited version of Mr smith goes to Washington.

    • @jstarwars360
      @jstarwars360 4 года назад +20

      Watch SNLs alternate ending

    • @destroyerblackdragon
      @destroyerblackdragon 2 года назад

      I hope it starts with him killing Uncle Billy first.

    • @crescentfreshbret
      @crescentfreshbret Год назад +3

      @@jstarwars360 That’s one of the best things ever. I always put it on right after I finish watching the movie. It’s the only way to make things end in a truly cathartic manner.

    • @generalians
      @generalians Год назад +1

      Its just the church scene from Kingsman

  • @korn454
    @korn454 6 лет назад +114

    LOOK OUT RICK, HES PACKING HEAT!

    • @davisthegamelord
      @davisthegamelord 4 года назад +14

      Good work sam. Come on ill buy you a falafel.

    • @Pat4ever.
      @Pat4ever. 4 месяца назад +1

      *_Not zo fast, Schmartenheimer!_*

    • @mrhotdog468
      @mrhotdog468 Месяц назад +1

      Hope you don't mind my dropping in

  • @giovannifilippini8578
    @giovannifilippini8578 6 лет назад +93

    'Cause back then, we the studio executives were dopes in suits, not like today.

    • @inukaiser
      @inukaiser 4 года назад

      really?

    • @r.pizzamonkey7379
      @r.pizzamonkey7379 4 года назад +4

      the exact opposite of how old studio execs really talk

    • @Nonamearisto
      @Nonamearisto 4 года назад +5

      Today, they're more like politically-correct baboons in suits.
      My apologies to the baboons.

    • @daelen.cclark
      @daelen.cclark Год назад

      Now they’re greedy enablers in suits.
      (They’re many other things, but that’s the first thing I could think of.)

    • @twelvecatsinatrenchcoat
      @twelvecatsinatrenchcoat Год назад +1

      It's almost as if there's a direct relationship between how much influence Executives have and how terrible movies are?

  • @MsCreepyChan
    @MsCreepyChan 7 лет назад +140

    I want to see that alternate ending to It's A Wonderful Life...

    • @egb50000
      @egb50000 3 года назад +5

      Now, that I've actually watched that movie. I do too. LOL

    • @WillHendersonTX
      @WillHendersonTX 2 года назад +19

      it would just be George Bailey screaming "i want to live.....to kill everyone" and he opens fire on everyone screaming "Merry Christmas".

    • @tpbfangirl
      @tpbfangirl 2 года назад

      The killing spree version

    • @tpbfangirl
      @tpbfangirl 2 года назад +4

      @@WillHendersonTX and tbh nobody would blame him he literally sacrificed his life, his honeymoon, a well paid job and God knows how many missed holidays and life experienced for the people of that town lol

    • @crescentfreshbret
      @crescentfreshbret Год назад +5

      They basically did that on Saturday Night Live back in 1986. While everyone is celebrating, Uncle Billy rushes in and declares that he remembers that he left the money in the newspaper he gave Potter. So everyone goes over to Potter’s office and beats the everloving shit out of him. It’s great. Definitely look it up.

  • @briancoffey8070
    @briancoffey8070 2 года назад +12

    That piano is something else, it took a grenade to the innards and worked fine.

  • @ChristophBartlett
    @ChristophBartlett 6 лет назад +159

    Didn't that movie used to have a war in it?

    • @valinsummers2565
      @valinsummers2565 6 лет назад +48

      Christoph Bartlett Come on, You’ve been warned!

    • @KRAFTWERK2K6
      @KRAFTWERK2K6 5 лет назад +11

      Noooo that was "gone with the wind" (the senior cut)

    • @JIMBO8472
      @JIMBO8472 4 года назад +7

      They cut out the best word!

    • @aldotorres1983
      @aldotorres1983 4 года назад +7

      Frankly my dear - *I LOVE YOU! LET'S REMARRY.*

  • @Guyverman01
    @Guyverman01 8 лет назад +187

    The original HISHE.

    • @KRAFTWERK2K6
      @KRAFTWERK2K6 3 года назад +7

      HISHE probably took this as an inspiration for their channel. lol

    • @daelen.cclark
      @daelen.cclark 2 месяца назад

      Let’s bury those videos, too.

  • @egranadomail
    @egranadomail 2 года назад +28

    I wanna see the killing spree ending to "It's a Wonderful Life" 🤣

  • @molinalong3468
    @molinalong3468 7 лет назад +21

    Rip Humphrey bogart 1899- 1957

  • @rmkw4291
    @rmkw4291 8 лет назад +37

    Here comes two...

  • @stefantomasi4036
    @stefantomasi4036 2 года назад +19

    One of the most underrated parodies of this classic flick since Carrotblanca, the Looney Tunes short

  • @MitchCyan
    @MitchCyan 4 года назад +24

    This is probably Old Jewish Man longest scene.

  • @ChrisManley1994
    @ChrisManley1994 5 лет назад +20

    “Look out Rick he’s packing heat!!!!”

  • @cripplehawk
    @cripplehawk Год назад +5

    Believe it or not. This was pretty accurate "behind the scenes" of Casablanca. Making That film was a mess.
    They did not even know who Ilsa was going to be with in the end until the last minute.

  • @willhk4809
    @willhk4809 4 года назад +8

    Back then we studio execs were just dopes in suits, not like today

  • @lukacunningham342
    @lukacunningham342 4 месяца назад +3

    Given all the crap James Stewart’s character spent in It’s a Wonderful Life, I could see him just murdering everybody

  • @A-small-amount-of-peas
    @A-small-amount-of-peas Год назад +3

    Here comes 2!

  • @lordalessan
    @lordalessan 8 лет назад +100

    Admit it, you wanted the real movie to end with Ilsa returning to Rick.

    • @ROL4NDpkmnguide
      @ROL4NDpkmnguide 7 лет назад +53

      thatoneguy I never... It is fine like this. Like in life not every love story ends with an happy ending and you have to let go, for your sake and the sake of everyone involved.
      If we had gotten the happy ending we would have regretted it. Maybe not today, not tomorrow, but one day and for the rest of our lives.

    • @noelmaldonado5117
      @noelmaldonado5117 6 лет назад +6

      thatoneguy to be honest I kinda did

    • @KRAFTWERK2K6
      @KRAFTWERK2K6 5 лет назад +8

      i prefer the MGTOW ending of Casablanca just as it is.

    • @nicklockk
      @nicklockk 4 года назад +1

      @KRAFTWERK2K6 WHAT

    • @randywhite3947
      @randywhite3947 3 года назад +1

      @@KRAFTWERK2K6 what is MGTOW?

  • @tpbfangirl
    @tpbfangirl 2 года назад +1

    The way the piano guy says look out Rick he's packing heat 😂😂

  • @aldotorres1983
    @aldotorres1983 4 года назад +13

    I'm still patiently waiting for the sequel

    • @denisesudell2538
      @denisesudell2538 3 года назад +1

      But have you seen the prequel-the TV show? No lie. Look for the opening credits on here. It stars David Soul as Rick.

    • @mariasmith9460
      @mariasmith9460 3 года назад

      You're NEVER going to find another Ingrid Bergman or Humphrey Bogart! They're Ilsa and Rick. No one could even replace them. NEVER EVER. Ingrid Bergman was sooooo breathtaking.

    • @coolidgedollar2154
      @coolidgedollar2154 2 года назад +1

      @@mariasmith9460 Now that dead movie stars can be digitally resurrected, who knows? Someone was supposedly planning to "cast" the late James Dean in a new film, but maybe it's just a publicity stunt.

    • @jadedheartsz
      @jadedheartsz 2 года назад

      Barb Wire was more or less a remake of that movie.

  • @sircolt8184
    @sircolt8184 11 месяцев назад +3

    So Sam plays that piano despite the fact a grenade just went off inside it. What are we to believe? That this is some sort of magical piano? I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

    • @burtviile
      @burtviile 7 месяцев назад

      I see what you did there

  • @TheFailedmessiah
    @TheFailedmessiah 9 месяцев назад +2

    Old simpsons is side spitting hilarious

  • @ben2741
    @ben2741 6 месяцев назад +1

    When Disney gets their hands on WB

  • @daelen.cclark
    @daelen.cclark Год назад +2

    “Didn’t this movie used to have a war in it?”

  • @deep_cuts2019
    @deep_cuts2019 Год назад +7

    Sam just casually playing a piano that contains exploded Hitler

  • @timbuktu8069
    @timbuktu8069 7 месяцев назад

    SNL did an alternate ending to It's a Wonderful Life.

  • @Mandalorian_Goblinslayer
    @Mandalorian_Goblinslayer 5 лет назад +6

    Here comes 2

  • @saulponce946
    @saulponce946 2 года назад +1

    I love this ending.

  • @cdeluna2
    @cdeluna2 7 лет назад +5

    117 likes to 0 dislikes, nuff said

  • @phillipbrown9057
    @phillipbrown9057 9 месяцев назад

    The part with It’s a wonderful life killing spree ending is probably where they got the idea for the horror movie It’s a wonderful knife.

  • @ambiakhamaly9950
    @ambiakhamaly9950 3 года назад +1

    If only!!!!!!!

  • @mpa1931
    @mpa1931 2 года назад +1

    Well shoot I really need to see that killing spree ending.

  • @santiagoestebantavernelli958
    @santiagoestebantavernelli958 6 лет назад +5

    come on sam ill buy you a falafel

  • @Lord_Thistlewick_Flanders
    @Lord_Thistlewick_Flanders 6 лет назад +6

    Where did ya get that ya shrunken hagrid?
    I'm just a little girl

  • @MannyKunV
    @MannyKunV Год назад +2

    i never saw casa blanca as a kid. only saw it as an adult in a film study class in college. within like 5 minutes of the movie i started laughing hysterically bc i now understood all the references the simpsons gag was making.
    same thing with citizen cane and family guy gag. it did ruin the movie for me so i had to sit there for 2 long boring hours

    • @PaperbackWizard
      @PaperbackWizard 7 месяцев назад

      I knew the ending to "Citizen Kane" because the Ghostbusters cartoon had an episode where they chased the ghost of CF Kane, who kept saying Rosebud over and over until his found his...you know.
      As for "Casablanca", I saw Kermit and Miss Piggy doing the airport scene, heard Launchpad McQuack give the "Here's looking at you" speech, etc., etc., etc.

  • @stebbenwolfe
    @stebbenwolfe 6 лет назад +9

    When he said “sweet old gent” do you think he meant gentleman, or gentile?

  • @thomriley1036
    @thomriley1036 Год назад

    Imagine Star Wars for Seniors, or E.T.

  • @Illustraful
    @Illustraful 6 месяцев назад

    Michael Bay's Casablanca.

  • @IsiahTomas
    @IsiahTomas 3 года назад

    Now I KNOW a "Cannonball Run 3" exists! It just has to be true!

    • @davehaddy3189
      @davehaddy3189 7 месяцев назад +1

      It does. But after Burt Reynolds turned down the film they retitled it Speed Zone and released it in 1989.
      Jamie Farr as The Sheik is the only character to appear in all 3 films.

  • @halotubb1110
    @halotubb1110 2 года назад +2

    So he just carries old spools around a retirement home?

  • @hansjakobaagaardolesen8926
    @hansjakobaagaardolesen8926 2 года назад +1

    Efterfølgende Sequel.

  • @tealeafandco
    @tealeafandco Год назад +2

    Hitlers voice is funny 😂

    • @thomriley1036
      @thomriley1036 Год назад +1

      And they did a good impression of it here too, schmartenheimer.

  • @gonzalotorchia4784
    @gonzalotorchia4784 6 лет назад +18

    The simpsons predicted HISHE

  • @blondy2106
    @blondy2106 4 года назад +1

    Wow

  • @DDRhappiness17
    @DDRhappiness17 4 месяца назад

    I never saw Casablanca.
    Can someone fill me in on how if this ending was the actual ending?

  • @dancingderwish1067
    @dancingderwish1067 2 года назад +1

    what is the name of the melody in 0:36?

    • @chessmaster704
      @chessmaster704 2 года назад

      Heart and Soul. You can find a version by Larry Clinton and his orchestra with a vocal by Bea Wain on RUclips. Hope this helps

  • @Gornslittlehelper
    @Gornslittlehelper 3 года назад +3

    Someone's know the song name in 0:36?

    • @MrJmanrey
      @MrJmanrey 3 года назад +1

      Heart and soul? Maybe?

    • @denisesudell2538
      @denisesudell2538 3 года назад

      @@MrJmanrey That’s what it is.

    • @crowtservo
      @crowtservo 2 года назад

      I don’t get why he was playing Heart and Soul instead of As Time Goes By.

  • @anthonydurnford3077
    @anthonydurnford3077 11 месяцев назад

    Why does this just feel so wrong.

  • @Gammera2000
    @Gammera2000 Год назад

    Supprised he can play that piano filled with Hitler vicera

  • @DJLEONARDMARTI
    @DJLEONARDMARTI 7 лет назад +2

    como se llama la cancion?

  • @KRAFTWERK2K6
    @KRAFTWERK2K6 3 года назад +4

    Wait.. there were Nazis in "Casablanca"? :O

    • @universalperson
      @universalperson 3 года назад +4

      It took place in a neutral country around the time the Nazis were around.

    • @editsofitaly6193
      @editsofitaly6193 3 года назад +9

      come on you youve been warned

    • @ashlirabid9614
      @ashlirabid9614 2 года назад

      We have them in AmeriKKKa too.

  • @crimsondynamo615
    @crimsondynamo615 Год назад

    Here comes 2!