This letter was my introduction to the wonders of Michael Kinahan. I was a youth coach in RI when this letter was written and the controversy hit the papers. I immediately knew I HAD to know him. Shortly after we were introduced to each other and he has been a friend ever since. I have no idea how this letter resurfaced all these years later, but it is the GREATEST thing I will see all year! #GreenDeath4Life 💚
My granddaughter played soccer this season for the first time. Everything Mr. Kinahan was criticizing was her team. The coach only coached his kid, the super star. No structure during practice. No keeping score, like the kids don’t know who won. No discipline and no demand for self discipline. She will not be in soccer next season unless my daughter can find a coach like Mr. Kinahan.
Tell him from a mother of two daughters that have been brought up to take no shit from anyone, but to be kind and fair also, that he was definitely on the right track. We need more people like him in the world.
@@mattiemathis9549 Find another team. Don't have her quit just because of a shitty coach. There are loads of great coaches out there for kids, ask around, Google a bit and see where you get from there. I had the *greatest* time of my life playing football when I was young. I started when I was 5 and played until I was 18-19. We had terrific coaches all the way. When we first started out we had parents of some of the kids in the team as coaches. But then the team got better and better so when we were around 12-13 _(we were girls born 1990-1991)_ we got a semi-professional coach. Then, for a few years, we had the semi-professional guy and a girl who played football herself in one of the top leagues, until I got picked up by the largest and by far best club in my region _(this is in Sweden)._ I played there, in the B-team, for a few years _(got to play a few games for the A-team too)_ and then my body just gave out. I had played football since I was 5 and for that entire time I had also danced several different styles at a fairly high level too. Some days I had 3 different trainings to go to, and that's when I was 12-13 all the way until I stopped. I basically trained way too much waaay too early. My knees and my back more or less just gave up. I still struggle with my knees today, but I don't regret anything! The club and the team I had been playing with since I was 5 were my entire world for so many years, and it was an amazing childhood and something I wish every girl gets the chance to experience! So please, keep looking for a new team for your granddaughter - if she wants to keep playing, of course. Football teaches kids *so* much more than just the game. It's an amazing sport.
@@THE-X-Force What does that have to do with this string? You said the coach never coached and basically called the OP a liar. He coached the year before, so that may be where OP is talking about... if you mean this "specific" group, the letter states there are returning players.
What a passionate letter and what an excellent reading ... Only sad for Michael Kinahan that the parents couldn't see why he would probably have been a really good for little girls.
Yeah right - go kill, kill, kill. I was the only coach in about 15 years to have the regional hockey cup won by our village - through team spirit and cohesion so that the lads played as one.
There are so many things learned through sports other than the sport. Not only does it promote physical fitness, it helps develop self discipline, self confidence and self control. It helps develop empathy and emotional awareness. It shows how determination and practice leads to improvement. All these things transfer to other areas of life. I could go on but I don’t want to rant. 😂
Will you learn those things from someone who calls others “yuppies” or makes fun of political correctness? There’s humor in this writing, but there’s derision not even pretending to be hidden in there, too. Being part of a team should mean respecting others as well as working hard, and the writer of this letter isn’t doing a great job masking how little he respects those who are different than him.
Wonderfully hilarious. Wonderfully delivered. Too bad the humour was not appreciated. This was his response: Team, After careful consideration, I have decided to resign from all coaching responsibilities related to Team 7 this season. Unfortunately, it has come to my attention that some parents and the Board of Scituate Soccer failed to see the humor in my pre-season email.
That's genuinely sad to hear. I hated football growing up and the PE teachers didn't help to challenge my opinion. But a coach like this, who's clearly passionate about the game *and* (more importantly) the players could have made a huge difference. I think it's a pretty safe bet that the blue slushies were ready and waiting at the end of the game regardless of score. And that anyone having difficulties knew that there was someone there to help. The faux-meanie approach is regularly liked by students when clearly done in fun. This handful of parents have deprived the whole team of someone who seems to have been perfect. 🤬
Sadly, PC overload continues. Thin-skinned. My husband would have been rolling in tears from laughter if he received and tried to read that letter out loud or silently!
This reminds of the reaction to Jonathan Swift’s essay “A Modest Proposal.” Most humans have never been particularly clever at recognizing irony or sarcasm. It seems particularly difficult when the sarcasm or irony is directed at said humans.
I laughed so hard-- Lewis totally nailed this. And then I laughed harder when I read in the notes that it was a letter for a team of seven year olds. SO funny. :)
The majority of American parents seem to be completely void of a sense of humour, especially when it comes to kids. This is an amazing letter, and I would have *loved* for my kid to play football and have a coach with this amount of respect for young girls, and I imagine that it would be pretty fun to go to games and practices as a parent when you're having a coach as involved and funny as him and - most importantly - it would be incredibly fun for the kids.
Scituate, Mass., is a lovely little seaside town south of Boston, and for years, it was the home-port of my little sailboats. It is a genteel place with a splendid sidewalk cafe culture. The mouth of The North and Herring Rivers can be a bit tricky, especially when the weather blows from the east. This letter wel and amusingly read, is very out of sync with the vibe of the town, and I can see why it led to alternate choices for its writer.
I live in Scituate and my daughter played for the Soccer Club mentioned at that time, but not for the Green Death. Lewis did a perfect job except for mispronouncing the town's name. Given my experiences, this letter was a good send up of the attitude I saw - taking the sport and winning overly seriously, but I think it was the accurate description of us parents that really upset them.
There are lots of good points in this letter but I have to say, I have coached in leagues where everyone really thinks like this and it sucks, it's totally toxic, and extremely cliquish. Not to mention the parents who love that vibe are just terrible to have to deal with. Acting like their 9 year old is playing for a contract in the majors at a house league game, cheering the opposing team kids' mistakes, screaming at their own kids when they don't perform. It totally exposes the kind of people who seek vicarious glory through the actions of their kid. It also discourages lots of kids from wanting to play sports.
The hypocrisy of kids sports is perfectly captured by this performance. Everyone talks about the importance of kids having fun and playing as a team, the truth is that everyone wants to win at all costs and make sure their kid is the one doing all the winning
Although I spent much more time at Children's than I would have like with my daughter, I would have loved to have this guy as her coach. She would've thrived! haha!
This was written by the R.C. priest who refereed some games when I was a kid! Wonderful humour, sad some parents didn't see the comic genius in the letter.
The parents were obviously a bunch of humorless bloody wowsers - and their girls would have been worse off for it!! Hilarious letter, and EVERY kid I ever knew or played sport with when I was younger would have LOVED to play any sport for a team called The Green Death!! We once had an Australian Rules football team called the RAMS, sheep being fairly prevalent here in New Zealand, but it was nothing to do with male sheep. My girlfriend named the team - it stood for Randy Aged Mens Society - and EVERYBODY wanted to play for us!! Those kids missed out on having an absolute gem of a coach - their season would have been a riot, and the lessons they learned would have been carried throughout their lives. Shame on those parents!
If they ever play a game in the Arctic gimme a holla, I _really_ wanna see Green Death crush it on the field and hold their well earned blue slushies aloft!
Now I'm just left wondering how old the players of team "Green Death" were. He mentioned school, so 18yo max? Would be hilarious of it would be under 14yo. 😂
This letter was my introduction to the wonders of Michael Kinahan. I was a youth coach in RI when this letter was written and the controversy hit the papers. I immediately knew I HAD to know him. Shortly after we were introduced to each other and he has been a friend ever since. I have no idea how this letter resurfaced all these years later, but it is the GREATEST thing I will see all year! #GreenDeath4Life 💚
My granddaughter played soccer this season for the first time. Everything Mr. Kinahan was criticizing was her team. The coach only coached his kid, the super star. No structure during practice. No keeping score, like the kids don’t know who won. No discipline and no demand for self discipline.
She will not be in soccer next season unless my daughter can find a coach like Mr. Kinahan.
Tell him from a mother of two daughters that have been brought up to take no shit from anyone, but to be kind and fair also, that he was definitely on the right track. We need more people like him in the world.
@@mattiemathis9549 Find another team. Don't have her quit just because of a shitty coach. There are loads of great coaches out there for kids, ask around, Google a bit and see where you get from there.
I had the *greatest* time of my life playing football when I was young. I started when I was 5 and played until I was 18-19. We had terrific coaches all the way. When we first started out we had parents of some of the kids in the team as coaches. But then the team got better and better so when we were around 12-13 _(we were girls born 1990-1991)_ we got a semi-professional coach. Then, for a few years, we had the semi-professional guy and a girl who played football herself in one of the top leagues, until I got picked up by the largest and by far best club in my region _(this is in Sweden)._ I played there, in the B-team, for a few years _(got to play a few games for the A-team too)_ and then my body just gave out. I had played football since I was 5 and for that entire time I had also danced several different styles at a fairly high level too. Some days I had 3 different trainings to go to, and that's when I was 12-13 all the way until I stopped. I basically trained way too much waaay too early. My knees and my back more or less just gave up. I still struggle with my knees today, but I don't regret anything!
The club and the team I had been playing with since I was 5 were my entire world for so many years, and it was an amazing childhood and something I wish every girl gets the chance to experience! So please, keep looking for a new team for your granddaughter - if she wants to keep playing, of course. Football teaches kids *so* much more than just the game. It's an amazing sport.
Is he available to Coach the Welsh National Team? The Football Association of Wales needs this Man.
The coach’s’ daughter was on the team. It was all tongue in cheek. The girls had a blast!!! I was there!!!
Well.. I don't know where you were.. but Green Death had no fun with him, because the parents overreacted and he resigned as coach.
@@THE-X-Force He coached the previous season as well...
@@RAD6150I'm glad some girls got that benefit. Too bad it wasn't the girls being written about in this letter as well.
@@THE-X-Force What does that have to do with this string? You said the coach never coached and basically called the OP a liar. He coached the year before, so that may be where OP is talking about... if you mean this "specific" group, the letter states there are returning players.
@@THE-X-Force😮😢
Lewis knocked this out of the park. Fantastic actor, perfectly playing the role.
There are certain actors that just own every scene, every line. His acting is just next level! I can go on and on! Ty DL
This letter has very big Roy Kent Energy and I am here for it!
Way to put your body on the line out there.
“There is no testing policy” 😂😂😂
IKR?! 😂
His use of pauses and careless delivery are what it makes so good.
not careless at all
The letter itself is brilliant but it's the performance by Damian Lewis that really sells it. It's a fantastic performance! Go Green Death!!!
Whether you agree with his views or not, that letter was savage!🤣
Mr. Lewis is a talented treasure!
Damien Lewis' accent is priceless!! 😂😂😂
Bold choice, paid off
He is an actor so it’s make sense
Is it just me or does he sound like Trump in some parts? 😂
Reminded me of an exaggerated George Carlin, which works here.
Scituate was WAY OFF. Its Sitch You Wet
Was lucky enough to be there on the night to see DL read this absolutely brilliant…😂😂😂
What a passionate letter and what an excellent reading ... Only sad for Michael Kinahan that the parents couldn't see why he would probably have been a really good for little girls.
Yeah right - go kill, kill, kill. I was the only coach in about 15 years to have the regional hockey cup won by our village - through team spirit and cohesion so that the lads played as one.
There are so many things learned through sports other than the sport. Not only does it promote physical fitness, it helps develop self discipline, self confidence and self control. It helps develop empathy and emotional awareness. It shows how determination and practice leads to improvement. All these things transfer to other areas of life. I could go on but I don’t want to rant. 😂
Will you learn those things from someone who calls others “yuppies” or makes fun of political correctness?
There’s humor in this writing, but there’s derision not even pretending to be hidden in there, too.
Being part of a team should mean respecting others as well as working hard, and the writer of this letter isn’t doing a great job masking how little he respects those who are different than him.
@@Laria28 Socially, sometimes "different" means "worse"....and therefore shouldn't garner the same level of respect as "same".
@@Laria28terrible opinion.
More than entertaining, Damian Lewis's reading of the letter got the audience pumped!
Love that letter! Beautifully performed by Damian Lewis!
Wonderfully hilarious. Wonderfully delivered. Too bad the humour was not appreciated. This was his response: Team, After careful consideration, I have decided to resign from all coaching responsibilities related to Team 7 this season. Unfortunately, it has come to my attention that some parents and the Board of Scituate Soccer failed to see the humor in my pre-season email.
He could have known better than do this in Massachusetts. Uptight and humorless wienies.
That's genuinely sad to hear. I hated football growing up and the PE teachers didn't help to challenge my opinion. But a coach like this, who's clearly passionate about the game *and* (more importantly) the players could have made a huge difference.
I think it's a pretty safe bet that the blue slushies were ready and waiting at the end of the game regardless of score. And that anyone having difficulties knew that there was someone there to help. The faux-meanie approach is regularly liked by students when clearly done in fun. This handful of parents have deprived the whole team of someone who seems to have been perfect. 🤬
Sadly, PC overload continues. Thin-skinned.
My husband would have been rolling in tears from laughter if he received and tried to read that letter out loud or silently!
I'm cheering here!
What a travesty that those parents couldn't see what a gold-mine this coach would've been for those girls!
I think we need more of these people, the kind who tell it as they see it.
Such an American letter. Well done Damian.
Okay I’m going to go ahead and say it, and say it loudly! This is the best reading so far.
Agree completely. The audience roar in response was unprecedented. Go Green Death! ⚽🏆
💯 agreed! I’m an actor and director and I’ve been watching for 3 years. Best ever.
This man is always a pleasure. Great talent.
That hits too close to the truth. Great letter and phenomenal read...i was rolling...
Lewis: "Who's with me?!"
Audience full of Definitely Not Soccer Moms: erupts in mad approval.
Go, Green Death, indeed.
This guy is just wonderful as an actor and a person.
I am so happy to have found this channel. I’m addicted to this!
His character is spot on!
His British accent is undetectable! 😂 👏🏼
1) Damian Lewis' American accent is always flawless and you'd never figure out he was British.
2) Damian Lewis should do more comedies.
Love it! Great writing and such a perfect reading of it by Mr. Lewis.
that guy can be anybody he wants ,he's that great..when he looked at the screen as Steve McQueen in OUTH and said like one line it was perfect
Damian Lewis - one of this generation's greatest actors. This is just a small example of his humungous talent!
Now I i want to play for Green Death.😂
I swear. Damian Lewis’ American English is hands down spot on! ❤
Where did he pull that voice from? Damn! Actors be actin’. 😄
No-one better could read this letter 🤣🤣. And BTW, I agree wholeheartedly with the coach 😉.
This needs to be read in every school in the world.
I would have loved to been in that team. The coach sounded really passionate and funny.
Sounds like my old high school hockey and soccer coaches
I had a rugby coach like this!
I would have loved this writer as my coach!
Just plain awesome!
Exactly! Players need to play to win.
Did Ron Swanson write this?
I love that so much! You made me laugh hard! Thanks for the P & R reference!
Best dad/coach ever 😂
This reminds of the reaction to Jonathan Swift’s essay “A Modest Proposal.” Most humans have never been particularly clever at recognizing irony or sarcasm. It seems particularly difficult when the sarcasm or irony is directed at said humans.
Christ, this is about kids of 7yo, and parents didn’t get the joke?! He resigned?! Their freaking loss!!
I laughed so hard-- Lewis totally nailed this. And then I laughed harder when I read in the notes that it was a letter for a team of seven year olds. SO funny. :)
Lewis’ transformations are incredible.
Give this coach a role in the big league 💪👍
The majority of American parents seem to be completely void of a sense of humour, especially when it comes to kids. This is an amazing letter, and I would have *loved* for my kid to play football and have a coach with this amount of respect for young girls, and I imagine that it would be pretty fun to go to games and practices as a parent when you're having a coach as involved and funny as him and - most importantly - it would be incredibly fun for the kids.
The majority of the blithe blamers of all post-modern ills on Americans seem to be ill-informed. It's a class thing, Don't be a good tool
Thanks, that was great. ✌🏻👊🏼
If only he pronounced “Scituate” correctly! But amazing letter!
Hello fellow masshole!
Magnificent ❤
Omg!
Love it❤
Expected Damien, got Bobby.
Best...coach...EVER
I saw him and his band last week in Norwich.
Well done! His talents shine.
If I was one of those parents who got the letter, I would have loved it- it's clearly satire. Poor coach got done dirty for a harmless prank.
Scituate, Mass., is a lovely little seaside town south of Boston, and for years, it was the home-port of my little sailboats. It is a genteel place with a splendid sidewalk cafe culture. The mouth of The North and Herring Rivers can be a bit tricky, especially when the weather blows from the east. This letter wel and amusingly read, is very out of sync with the vibe of the town, and I can see why it led to alternate choices for its writer.
👋👋👋 To the Coach and Mr. Lewis.
That’s my dad’s letter…
Where can I buy the Green Death gear?
I live in Scituate and my daughter played for the Soccer Club mentioned at that time, but not for the Green Death. Lewis did a perfect job except for mispronouncing the town's name. Given my experiences, this letter was a good send up of the attitude I saw - taking the sport and winning overly seriously, but I think it was the accurate description of us parents that really upset them.
There are lots of good points in this letter but I have to say, I have coached in leagues where everyone really thinks like this and it sucks, it's totally toxic, and extremely cliquish. Not to mention the parents who love that vibe are just terrible to have to deal with. Acting like their 9 year old is playing for a contract in the majors at a house league game, cheering the opposing team kids' mistakes, screaming at their own kids when they don't perform. It totally exposes the kind of people who seek vicarious glory through the actions of their kid. It also discourages lots of kids from wanting to play sports.
Hilarious? Sometimes. But I want that coach on MY little girl's team. Indeed, on EVERY little girl's team.
“BLUE SLUSHIEST ARE FOR WINNERS” I’m crying
The hypocrisy of kids sports is perfectly captured by this performance. Everyone talks about the importance of kids having fun and playing as a team, the truth is that everyone wants to win at all costs and make sure their kid is the one doing all the winning
Holy Fuck Yeah
😂Blue shulishies are for winners reminds me of someone saying sprinkles are for winners.
That just twists all the way around doesn't it? 😂
Although I spent much more time at Children's than I would have like with my daughter, I would have loved to have this guy as her coach. She would've thrived! haha!
SIT-yoo-it.
BRILLIANT
Those girls are vicious bruh he ain’t wrong
i fucking love that Sam Jackson bread advert
Brilliant!
Brilliant and what's sad is that this man knows not where in the universe he's situated...
A good coach
A bad human
A brilliant actor
That was so cool.
Kinahan should be named the new US Men's National Team coach IMMEDIATELY!
Roy Kent would be proud. 🇨🇦🏍️
Have to agree 100%
That’s a great coach
Major Winters moves to New Jersey and coaches his granddaughters soccer team.
This was written by the R.C. priest who refereed some games when I was a kid!
Wonderful humour, sad some parents didn't see the comic genius in the letter.
They had remote controlled priests back then?
@@THE-X-Force Indeed, piloted from the Vatican.
surprisingly articulate
1:22 I mean he's not wrong
The parents were obviously a bunch of humorless bloody wowsers - and their girls would have been worse off for it!! Hilarious letter, and EVERY kid I ever knew or played sport with when I was younger would have LOVED to play any sport for a team called The Green Death!! We once had an Australian Rules football team called the RAMS, sheep being fairly prevalent here in New Zealand, but it was nothing to do with male sheep. My girlfriend named the team - it stood for Randy Aged Mens Society - and EVERYBODY wanted to play for us!! Those kids missed out on having an absolute gem of a coach - their season would have been a riot, and the lessons they learned would have been carried throughout their lives. Shame on those parents!
"Skituate", lol.
"What's in a name?"
This speech was so funny! Loved it!
Blue slushies are for closers!
How can a Brit sound so American?!!! His application of phonetics is astounding!
Nice one prajeet
If they ever play a game in the Arctic gimme a holla, I _really_ wanna see Green Death crush it on the field and hold their well earned blue slushies aloft!
The C is silent in Scituate.
You're quibbling with near perfection 😅
Now I'm just left wondering how old the players of team "Green Death" were. He mentioned school, so 18yo max? Would be hilarious of it would be under 14yo. 😂
It said at the top... 7 years old
Great, but I think you meant to say SIT-chuate.
Forced to resign over a tongue in cheek intro letter. Welcome to the USA.
Sounds like my dad 😂😂😂