Krampus and the Christmas Misfits Part 2
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- Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
- TIME FOR US TO GIVE BACK TO KRAMPUS 🐮🔪
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It's Christmas time once again! Last year, Santa Claus gifted each of the misfits a very special present, and the misfits returned the favor with equally special gifts. It was a jolly time! But this year Santa is dead, and the misfits have been very very bad. So Krampus stops by the warehouse for yet another holiday gift exchange!
The following is for those multicultural.
Mezi lety 1934 a 1938, kdy bylo Rakousko pod fašistickou vládou, byl Krampus vnímán jako symbol (různě) hříchových, protikřesťanských ideálů a sociálních demokratů. Noviny rakouské katolické unie vyzvaly k bojkotu Krampa a vláda města Lienz, hlavní město Východního Tyrolska, zakazovala Krampovy tance a dále pověřila, aby všichni ctižádostiví svatý Mikuláš museli být licencováni městem. Zároveň se zavázali zatknout Krampuse, kdykoli ho viděli. Ačkoli to nezvyšovalo úroveň zákazu, v roce 1953 vedoucí vídeňské mateřské školy také publikoval brožuru, která volala Krampa "zlého muže" a varovala rodiče, kteří ho oslavovali, by mohli své děti po celý život oškubat.
Krampus and the Christmas Misfits Part 2
Thank you 🐮🔪
13:40, General rule of thumb for Cow Chop videos: When “Ave Maria” starts playing in the background, that’s when you know shit is about to hit the fan
CLAVIN yea i saw it coming but still laughed my ass off
I had to put my food away and drink water to prepare.
I started laughing once I heard the music, cause I knew exactly what was gonna happen.
CLAVIN lmao i was thinking the same thing
I'm fucking crying lmfao
You know shit's about to go down when they start playing Ave Maria. And also I love the way Brett has learnt there's no point in running.
"Learnt"
Strange times these are when Trevor can fat shame Aleks now
aleks is still slimmer than trevor imo
andr00123 now he is, didn't used to be that way back in the house days
SpaceFlye ik right hes slimmed down but aleks isnt even fat
except I never heard Aleks fatshaming Trevor
its all jokes my guy
I don’t know why I always make the mistake of eating while watching CowChop.
"Maybe this time it work be gross as shit"
Nope
Robert Bautista same
Same lol I thought I'm the only one. 🤣😂
I was literaly thinking the same thing
i was eating in the first minute and remembered its always a really bad idea
“Cowchop is getting too much like a business” oh yeah you see how formal they were when they sprayed wolf piss on each other? So corporate.
Dredan143 or when they poor alcohol all over eachother
thats for a video, you dont know what happens when the cameras off
+cocklexp if they're still in the mindset of spraying WOLF PISS AND ALCOHOL on one another that obviously isn't contained to just the video. use some fucking logic
They were getting corporate but good thing we said something.
Drew Potvin so when theyre busy editing videos they start spraying eachother with piss randomly? use some fucking logic.
while anna looks like a snack trevor lookin like whole meal
Sal They're both looking like a whole meal
Trevor is a full six course extra juicy meal while Anna is like a singular dorito.
amen
Sal '_'
Luis Alvarez yeah. Like one chip
all i want for christmas is for brett to have his sanity back for one day
JC Does Stuff his sanity is never coming back as long as he’s working with cow chop
JC Does Stuff all i want is for skinny trevor to be nice again :(
Shark James he gets bullied 24/7
Was he ever sane?
His sanity is like his hair. Long gone.
Trevor straight up went home when they brought the wolf piss out
Sloth Man wtf is up with your profile pic
I just realized that he literally disappeared when they started spraying
*here we go again*
Ace again with the bull wip and very stinky sprays, wich include the fart spray and the wolf urine spray.
Once again with the Opera music. It has returned and as always something bad happens alongside it lmao
Ace Aww shit here we go again-cj
**ave maria starts** **aleks holding bottle of urine**
FUCK SOUND THE ALARM SOMETHINGS COMING
We need more Anna, I feel like they've only scratched the surface of how dark she can get, her whole bit with aleks was great
extreme Lube did Aleks really sexually assault her or is it all jokes
what do you think
especially now adays, cant even joke about it
Bamboozled do you really think she'd still be there if she got harassed lmao you fool
She's also quite beautiful I'd I do say so
She said Grab em by the pussy at the end made me laugh
I love how Trevor just disappeared as soon as Aleks started spraying that shit
stop bullying daddy for being thicc
except he looks normal lmao. not even thick, just like an average normal body weight...
Walrus Rider thicc for Aleks, he used to be tiny
Walrus Rider no, I’m *thiccc*
He looks like a good strong adult man
"I'm not Russian anywhere." ba dum tss
813Productions idk if Jakobs reaction, to that joke, was genuine but that shit was good
I dont get it?
Juan Marquez it's a pun or play on words. "I'm not Russian anywhere" = "I'm not rushin' anywhere".
Rogue 4LPH4 I thought he meant he didn't have Russian parts because he has a big penis
The second the music played for Asher's gift, I knew it was only going to go downhill for the gang.
Jake omfg when i herd that hitman music from ashers gift i was like oh shit
That Brett smile, like he knew its about to go down
So this is what Asher meant by the "worst thing Cow Chop has ever done"
and we all though it was the minecraft cringemas songs
Gotta love some raging California wildfires for your classic Christmas backdrop. 12:58
4:25 Anna and her lame ass jokes are too adorable for this world
Time to burn the warehouse down...
Thermite.
Thermite can melt concrete
Trevor's entering his attitude era.
Anna filming everything going to shit at the end was the best part.
Props to the camera man for being the only one not gagging
You know it's gonna get damn good when the opera starts
dang its like how did we not see how clearly not in character my mans was, actual unhappiness
*Cue the opera music*
Qahnaarin I get an erection whenever that starts to play
0:53 Bret gets mad at jakob and trevy for almost drinking liquor 😂😂he's like the dad for them
Impossible, I got an ad on a Cow Chop video
Its a Christmas miracle!
Me too. It was a local ISP :)
CoolMoon gasp witch craft
Especially on this video, yeah, a miracle
CoolMoon don't worry it's gone now!
ANNA IS SO CUTE
catt marie I know right. That skirt she's in omfg.
DeathDustDespair aight bruh wtf
@@alexsendra255 😭😭😭
Jakob got Aleks a whip.The irony
2X the irony cause he is krampus (and black)
That was the fucking joke
Everton Peterson congratulations, you got the joke
SO HE CAN WHIP JAKOB'S ASS AND TELL HIM WHAT TO DO
Thank you for explaining Jakob's entire point of giving him that gift as if no one else got it. Also most people don't consider Slavs white anyways.
Trevor was getting a bit too big for his boots in this, bless him.
Krampus reminds me of an underrated ex youtuber
simmojosh ellen?
Fred?
"this is gonna get really bad really fast, you know that right?"
6:30 Brett has called me
Fat Ass Aleks hell yeah he did ;)
Anyone else coming back and re watching? Gosh I miss this content.
At the end Anna grabs a camera so she doesn't have to be involved anymore.
Mr. Quackers she thinks fast
I love these so much because you can rewatch some scenes multiple times and just watch someone else’s reaction each time. Such quality content, bwois and gals. Merry Christmas!
yeah but did anyone notice anna had NO REACTION to the piss???
Memes Aren't Funny Cause she’s metal
and she wore a skirt knowing there was gonna be choas
Krampus comes from Russian folklore.
Too bad Aleks wasn't there to meet him.
azbubba0546 I thought it was German folklore
Yeah I'm pretty sure it's German/Austrian
No it's not from the Russian folklore.
Krampus definitely isn't Russian.
But in the context of this video that joke works so.
It's German. They have many stories to scare little kids so they can behave over there lol
14:37 James getting covered in wolf piss and going through a crisis while Aleks wattles after him like a naughty gremlin that knows what he did wrong and would do it again…
…is some of the funniest shit I’ve seen
I actually hadn’t foreseen them spraying a bottle of actual wolf piss around on each other.
Look how peaceful and cozy it is at the start. Anna got some funny gifts and stuff, they're having a great time!
Yeah give it a few minutes...
Deadass had the LA wildfire on the green screen
Anna's constant struggle to keep her skirt from going up is GOLD
The R R got my hopes up
The R R 😤✊🍆💦
Ew I can see WHY Anna left. Gross fat gamer Bros trying to be funny but is actually disgusting
@@phyliciajohnson92 Would you say the same thing about a bunch of horny girls saying that about a hot guy?
*SPOILER ALERT*
16:21 Krampus identity revealed, it was Aleks the whole time
XlbertoIwano :v alecckxs*
kingjayjay98 I prefer *Alekso-Sexo*
That was fucking incredible. Bretts face when he realized what ashers gifts was. The unfiltered fear in his eyes. Top notch content boys and girls
"you're kinda mean dude" - jacob
2:41 It's moments like this that James' inner slave owner comes out. He doesn't even give his subordinates the respect of eye contact, as he pokes and gives his commands.
I love when Aleks sprayed the wolf urine, Brett just sat there lmao
Brett is a real man
He’s learned that there’s no point in running
Goddamn they roasted the shit out of Aleks. I feel bad for him he was probably tearing under that mask.
good god theyre ALL going after aleks im actually starting to feel a little bad because hes not even fat really
I like how the green screen changed from a small kindle to a fucking forest fire.
More Anna next year please, thank you
Man this was chaos at its finniest. Wolf Pee, Bull Whips, Fire, Sauna pants, and vomiting galore! What a great time it was to be alive and see them
I see that Ellen failed to spend Christmas with them
actually she shows up at the end!
Can't wait for the farewell Trevor video.
*NEVER* ‼️
I will literally stop watching cowchop if that happens
trevor is og and basically the best one when it comes to skit comedy
You need to reevaluate your comedy standards.
LazyRock you're about to get your wish
saorsa He left, you stop watching?
Should’ve gotten him a green card
He has a green card. In one of the older BTS videos he shows it to some guy at Wal Mart
Barnabas Maeres Alright then, my bad
5:30 james looks legit worried
The video was a 10/10, then the wolf piss came and the rating got out of the roof... like a 10.000/10 I would say
It's not a Cowchop episode until Jacob throws up!
Anna is looking on point in these 2 videos 👌👌👌
You can see Anna preparing to run as soon as the wolf pee comes out XD
Poor Trevor... always the butt of the joke...
Well tbf he did insult make fun of Aleks' weight every chance he could get in this video.
manage to rage quit before the wolf piss lol
Tetra Sky FUUUUUCK Trevor. Merry Christmas everyone!
Tetra Sky he is a butt
Who gives a shit, both Aleks and Trevor can take the shit they throw at one another (sometimes literally) its why Cow Chop works. Because its not full of pussies who whine at each other.
aleks to asher: "this is gonna get real bad real fast you know that right?"
aleks: "OH whats this!"
love it lmao
I haven't watched the last three videos from cowchop so I put them all in different tabs and let the ads run whilst I went to the bathroom. Y'all need the moneys
Pixar Lamp Aleks the real MVP
Pixar Lamp Aleks what ads
James at 11:39 looks like he’s remembering the last time someone pulled out a bull-whip at the workplace.
Anna is actually pretty involved in this. Cant wait to see what kind of bits are coming up with her specially with that krampus and anna bit
Kawfuu relax she didn't even do anything lol just a normal appearance.
Two years later and this is still one of the best cow chop videos of all time.
god I feel so bad for whoever has to clean the set......
Are you kidding? These guys just sweep it into a corner and don't go there anymore
Brianna Clark james said that he's the one that does most of the cleaning on his twitter
2015- Fat James Thin Aleks
2017- Fat Aleks Thin James
Merry Christmas CowChop family ❤️❤️❤️❤️!!!
Also, Aleks isn’t fat, he’s nicely plump.
It wouldn't be the Christmas season if I didn't come back to watch one of the greatest Cow chop Christmas video's of all time.
*Sees bulwhip* dear god *jordan flashbacks*
Shane Vespender hello ?
Whom?
The bullwip plus the music was such a creatures throwback, surprised more people didnt notice.
Trevors little “i knew it” when Aleks started spraying the wolf piss😂😂
i like how one of the tags is "horror"
13:23
Brett already knows the hell Asher has just brought down upon them.
I was laughing my ass off when Jacob threw up everywhere. I'm a horrible person
Joshimy how old are you?
"IT SMELLS SO FUCKING BAD" As Brett just sits in the smell and endures it all
I love how they gave Aleks gifts that have to do with weight loss just to make fun of him for being fat lol
anna and aleks got a great bit/gag chemistry
Anna is super adorable
I love when they play opera music because that's when shit really goes down.
Y’all see how quick Trevor booked outta that room once they revealed the urine?
I love how the greenscreen went from a calm fire to a damn wildfire. Kudos to the editor
James is laughing, but also screaming inside.
13:33 And for less than a minute... Everyone thought that Krampus was overselling the smell with that shout....
I'm either reaaaaaaaally drunk or this video was funnier than usual nice
This video belongs in a god damned museum. It’s quintessential Cow Chop. It’s beautiful in every way.
Thank you CowChop
You guys actually made my shitty Christmas better.
ohChrs profile pic sause
i.imgur.com/zknFIRl.jpg
Link may work idfk
13:22 Brett has assumed the position. He KNOWS what's about to go down. Just look at that face hahahaha
W H E R E I S A L E K S
That sucks
extreme Lube what family? he never had one
don’t want to spoil the surprise but... (he’s actually under the mask pretending to be krampus!) :-)
Does Trevor not remember being fat his whole life
Sam Bailor ikr aleks isn't even fat like he's bigger than he used to be but Trevor was big aleks is just slightly chubby
As soon as the opera music started I knew ashers present was gonna be magical 😂
THIS IS THE SELF DESTRUCTIVE CONTENT I SIGNED UP FOR. HELL YEAH. Real art makes you feel something. I went from laughing to crying to gagging to smiling. THIS is art.
If Trevor gets any skinnier he's gonna turn into Spencer
Trevor doesn't do crack, as of yet, so no :/
Who!
THE OPERA SONGS ARE BACK
Jacobs gotta stop throwing up every video
It's becoming a reoccuring *gag*
Ehhh? :D
With what he went through i would too
real talk though it’s fine if he throws up but shits nasty hit the garbage can jesus christ
HangamingHG he can throw up on command. It's his special skill
Congrats! You made it in Jakob’s tweet!
At this point I'm convinced Jakob's ability to throw up fountains on command for comedic effect played a huge role in him being hired as a permanent crew member.
omfg they are at it again with the gargling music at 16:02
I can feel legitimate tension from Trevor here. It’s crazy.
This escalated quickly. I think this is literally the best Cow Chop video, it showcases everybody truly breaking the fuck down lmao. Especially Brett.
That was the funniest and greatest sequence of all Cow Chop history... I straight up fell to the floor by the end of the video, almost vomiting from laughter. I straight up started tearing up.