The Meaning of Love - S1E4 - Cyanide & Happiness Show - INTERNATIONAL RELEASE

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Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @asgard_
    @asgard_ 3 года назад +290

    "I'm depressed"
    The US school system:
    "Try not doing that!"

    • @willsdavediogenes
      @willsdavediogenes 2 года назад

      From one side its looks just like a joke but true is, JUST STOP FUCKING DO THAT. or START DOING THAT.
      And yeah, many people are just dumb.

    • @petezahutt4859
      @petezahutt4859 2 месяца назад

      My goodness, what an idea! Why didn’t I think of that?

  • @ApocalypticBlades
    @ApocalypticBlades 10 лет назад +890

    How to start an argument on RUclips:
    1. State your opinion
    2. Wait

    • @noanirkel
      @noanirkel 10 лет назад +112

      Fuck You, Lists are made by Nazis

    • @AndroJonny95
      @AndroJonny95 10 лет назад +28

      I Disagree, that's not how youtube arguments start.

    • @BrotherBear555
      @BrotherBear555 10 лет назад +52

      YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID!!!!!!!
      FUCK YOU! IM RIGHT YOURE WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      IM ALSO MORE RIGHT THAN YOU BECAUSE OF MY EXCESSIVE USE OF CAPS AND MULTIPLE EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!!

    • @noanirkel
      @noanirkel 10 лет назад +15

      FUCK YOP!!!!! YOUR POLITIKAL STANDINGS ARE RETERDET!!! I DID NOP PROOFRED THS BECASE I AM SO ANGRY!!!

    • @BrotherBear555
      @BrotherBear555 10 лет назад +11

      Kimdroid 19 AND THAT IS WHY MY ARGUMENT IS CORRECT BECAUSE I ACDUALLY PROFFED THIDS BEFORE I SENHT ITTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!

  • @liliowen2132
    @liliowen2132 2 года назад +73

    I love how the broken glass doesn’t actually tell you what happened but it heavily implies what he did. Also saying good luck to the jumper (window, not roof) is dark and I love it

  • @KKYTChannel
    @KKYTChannel 7 лет назад +79

    "This is George W. Bullshit!"
    oh my god I can't stop laughing

  • @tacommd
    @tacommd 10 лет назад +562

    I really have to appreciate that this series doesn't even hesitate to go all out on controversial subjects. Keep doing what you're doing.

    • @Polygonetwo
      @Polygonetwo 10 лет назад +3

      ^ This comment all the way.

    • @gentblue
      @gentblue 10 лет назад +32

      You do realise that both shorts were C&H trolling the Comments section for flames? Seeing the gun control debate firing up, I think they succeeded though the Do/Do not/Use your brain probably flew over most people's heads. Great job guys though C&H deserves a slap for showing how shallow and predictable we are!

    • @JohnyScissors
      @JohnyScissors 10 лет назад +15

      I agree, wanting to fuck a turtle is a really controversial subject

    • @gentblue
      @gentblue 10 лет назад +2

      Johnny Scissors If the turtle is amenable to it, yes it is. Sexual freedom includes gay rights etc.

    • @erainmartinez8175
      @erainmartinez8175 Год назад +1

      I agree Holy sh## 4:05

  • @gabe3464
    @gabe3464 10 лет назад +59

    The Star Spangled Bastard skit was one of the funniest and most memorable I have ever seen :) amazing job.

  • @Daicorales
    @Daicorales 9 лет назад +1550

    The intro is the best part of the entire video lol

  • @victormapeso1622
    @victormapeso1622 7 лет назад +307

    I love how they show Toronto but the magnet's not taking a single gun from them.

    • @passtimepal3242
      @passtimepal3242 4 года назад +17

      Cuz here in Canada we don't have guns, only cops and the military and hunters

    • @bucky2057
      @bucky2057 4 года назад +6

      Canadians are *baby*

    • @passtimepal3242
      @passtimepal3242 4 года назад +22

      @@bucky2057 ENTIRE USA IZ BABIES

    • @emperana636
      @emperana636 4 года назад +8

      and Detroit is just a shit ton of guns

    • @dopnovan8623
      @dopnovan8623 4 года назад +1

      @Strange Anomaly wha

  • @thesheepthatwentmooo
    @thesheepthatwentmooo 10 лет назад +309

    Man, that whole gun situation really BALLOONED out of control. 

  • @CreepsMcPasta
    @CreepsMcPasta 10 лет назад +1973

    There are barely any guns in the UK and Australia and all that's caused are less riots and minimal gun deaths

    • @Thecojimaster
      @Thecojimaster 10 лет назад +227

      Minimal gun deaths........ I wonder what the shank rate is

    • @Al3ksandrOrlov
      @Al3ksandrOrlov 10 лет назад +144

      Thecojimaster no the "shank" rate is low in the UK.

    • @catherinevanosdol9705
      @catherinevanosdol9705 10 лет назад +118

      It's different in America because we are used to our freedoms and have taken it for granted over the years. If they took away our gun rights then there would be protesters rioting in the streets. It even says in our constitution that the right to bear arms is a basic human right.

    • @reeceford1615
      @reeceford1615 10 лет назад +36

      Thecojimaster Still lower than the US

    • @Al3ksandrOrlov
      @Al3ksandrOrlov 10 лет назад +234

      Catherine Vanosdol it really isn't tho, lots of people manage great without guns its just America being stupid.

  • @Touhid
    @Touhid 5 лет назад +225

    1:19 meaning of life

    • @geldmoney
      @geldmoney 4 года назад +3

      Yes.

    • @Touhid
      @Touhid 4 года назад +1

      nodnarBrJ Negative. You were given this life cause you are strong enough to survive it. Now get up & do your homework you lazy bum. 🤪

    • @geldmoney
      @geldmoney 4 года назад +1

      @@Touhid I can't school is closed

    • @bernifrancisco2113
      @bernifrancisco2113 4 года назад

      thats not the meaning of life what about jesus?

    • @thomasloyal4525
      @thomasloyal4525 3 года назад

      42

  • @sunandrain98
    @sunandrain98 8 лет назад +193

    got stuck in the Cyanide and Happiness loop again,someone help🙁🙁

  • @TomSka
    @TomSka 10 лет назад +2928

    Wait when did he get shot so much?

    • @CJM3386
      @CJM3386 10 лет назад +250

      Holy shit Tom, didn't know you were into Cyanide and Happiness

    • @GHOST2RM
      @GHOST2RM 10 лет назад +138

      Sweet jesus its tomska!

    • @TheTheisson
      @TheTheisson 10 лет назад +29

      CJM3386 kinda makes sense

    • @barthvader95
      @barthvader95 10 лет назад +6

      Nothinbut nickhere They're released in nine-month intervals AFAIK.

    • @tonihunt-espino5445
      @tonihunt-espino5445 10 лет назад +3

      Tomska!

  • @titou1384
    @titou1384 8 лет назад +85

    "it doesn't have to make sense eagle, it's patriotic" :-D

  • @gwladysebah5195
    @gwladysebah5195 7 лет назад +139

    "In the memory of: criminal" I lost it.

  • @personwritingthings
    @personwritingthings 2 года назад +14

    Watching this 9 damn years later, I still think it's one of the best animated comedy shorts ever made. The "do that" bit at the beginning is something I literally always quote, and the whole Star Spangled Bastard story is incredibly funny, smart and, unfortunately, still very accurate. Thanks C&H crew!

    • @skepticalauto19
      @skepticalauto19 Год назад

      You from the future this video came out 8 years ago

    • @wify0241
      @wify0241 Год назад

      It’s so weird that this is before chip chapley and the guy they have is just….blonde chip chapley

    • @RealLife2006-y9f
      @RealLife2006-y9f Год назад

      COMICS MEME
      OMORI
      LOL
      LOOKS

  • @GewoonRood
    @GewoonRood 9 лет назад +2431

    Every gun on earth. They only show the USA. Lol i get it

    • @thebacngamer8417
      @thebacngamer8417 9 лет назад +15

      XD

    • @_Neaks
      @_Neaks 9 лет назад +48

      +RedFox What about Toronto?

    • @erinkane6964
      @erinkane6964 8 лет назад +22

      +tastier tick I know right, we have a better chance of survival where as USA have more of a chance of dying cos of the guns

    • @kristijanveljaca1687
      @kristijanveljaca1687 8 лет назад +6

      I don't

    • @slushysnake741
      @slushysnake741 8 лет назад +8

      Lmao how did the penguin turn into a dove

  • @zetastein6031
    @zetastein6031 9 лет назад +609

    did the eagle on 12:00 just said "americaaaaaa"

  • @ManateeMcGee
    @ManateeMcGee 10 лет назад +13

    This was much better than just throwing together a bunch of random clips and calling it a "show." Keep doing more like this.

    • @chasetyler8690
      @chasetyler8690 10 лет назад +4

      Of everything cyanide and happiness has produced in the past two years on youtube, this is my favorite.

  • @NieMonD
    @NieMonD 5 лет назад +172

    Makes you wonder how many times he has killed Eagle

  • @zuntata7860
    @zuntata7860 8 лет назад +642

    HA JOKES ON YOU I HAVE "NOT DOING THAT PLUS"

    • @SonOfMeme
      @SonOfMeme 8 лет назад +19

      Basically depression

    • @midomida1146
      @midomida1146 8 лет назад +1

      BONA VENTURA l

    • @loafofloafs
      @loafofloafs 7 лет назад +4

      I HAVE NOT DOING THAT AIR!

    • @LanNguyen-mh1xh
      @LanNguyen-mh1xh 6 лет назад +2

      Well yea I have “MAKING YOUR OWN DECISIONS BASED ON THE SITUATION PLUS”

    • @storr7535
      @storr7535 6 лет назад +2

      I have do all that plus and don't do that full version

  • @eronabcj1693
    @eronabcj1693 8 лет назад +240

    7:45
    humming the british national anthem😂😂😂

    • @doddsy7430
      @doddsy7430 8 лет назад +1

      Oh yeah XD

    • @rpenguinboy
      @rpenguinboy 8 лет назад

      Eron ABCJ OMG LLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL

    • @tolu6034
      @tolu6034 6 лет назад

      Eron ABCJ Is

    • @danimations1440
      @danimations1440 5 лет назад +1

      ComedyCaboose yeah, that is the English national anthem

    • @brokkrep
      @brokkrep 5 лет назад

      @@caboose2487 "Hail Comumbia" was once the American National Anthem.

  • @logan-ninja7495
    @logan-ninja7495 8 лет назад +416

    How did you find my secret base? GOOGLE! XD

    • @ytghost2556
      @ytghost2556 6 лет назад +1

      Lol Google

    • @FfblastBlogspot
      @FfblastBlogspot 5 лет назад

      😅

    • @DaraghOReilly
      @DaraghOReilly 4 года назад

      L

    • @Shizzy5321
      @Shizzy5321 4 года назад +1

      XD=cringy and unfunny

    • @logan-ninja7495
      @logan-ninja7495 4 года назад

      @@Shizzy5321 this was 4, soon to be 5 years ago. I now agree with you. The sole fact I made a comment repeating what is in the video is more cringeworthy honestly as far as today's standards go.

  • @soshawnagayle
    @soshawnagayle 5 лет назад +42

    "From the people who brought you
    DOING THAT!
    and NOT DOING THAT!
    introducing MAKING YOUR OWN DECISIONS BASED ON THE SITUATION!"

  • @StuSaville
    @StuSaville 9 лет назад +270

    Are you tired of feeding the trolls?
    *TRY NOT DOING THAT*

  • @i_Newell
    @i_Newell 10 лет назад +143

    I love how Toronto had no guns

    • @DamienDarksideBlog
      @DamienDarksideBlog 10 лет назад +62

      Yeah it makes you wonder how us Canadians have lived for so long without falling apart at the seams.

    • @Aylob
      @Aylob 10 лет назад +6

      DamienDarksideBlog because you Canadians don't need guns need apologies.

    • @DamienDarksideBlog
      @DamienDarksideBlog 10 лет назад +34

      I'm really sorry to hear that America can't deal with their problems the same way.

    • @jorgamund07
      @jorgamund07 10 лет назад

      DamienDarksideBlog Give it time.

    • @FuzzyLittleBastard
      @FuzzyLittleBastard 10 лет назад +1

      DamienDarksideBlog
      Probably because of all the moose up there.

  • @Wryvin
    @Wryvin 10 лет назад +90

    So if guns don't kill people, people kill people. Does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?

    • @Wryvin
      @Wryvin 10 лет назад

      ***** So they would be toasters?

    • @tsfbaf303
      @tsfbaf303 10 лет назад +4

      no
      How about a 'toasterer' toasts toast with a toaster?

    • @johnh2639
      @johnh2639 10 лет назад +1

      Did you have a seizure at the end of your comment?
      (toast toast, toast toast toast?)

    • @jakobmcentire7175
      @jakobmcentire7175 10 лет назад

      XD toast does toast toast

    • @Slashthekitsune
      @Slashthekitsune 10 лет назад

      I AM BREAD

  • @vredigo
    @vredigo 5 лет назад +22

    Me : Why i can't sleep?
    Brain : Stop acting like you're in love

  • @thecheekibreekiguy5048
    @thecheekibreekiguy5048 9 лет назад +43

    *How did you find my secret base?*
    -Google
    XD

  • @cooper712
    @cooper712 10 лет назад +7

    LOL I loved the star spangled bastard skit, the satire of the pro-gun nuts was hilarious.

    • @gwensmith7439
      @gwensmith7439 10 лет назад +2

      He understood perfectly well. Do you think that they were for real with the "all of society's problems can be solved with everyone packing heat" thing?

    • @TheBlackLantern34
      @TheBlackLantern34 10 лет назад +2

      Lucas farach-colton I think they were both, as they made really good points that, with no guns for self defense, everyone screwed, but at the same time, more guns=more criminals. It's a lose - lose situation

    • @baconpimp7
      @baconpimp7 10 лет назад

      GEORGE W BULLSHIT

    • @sionn777
      @sionn777 10 лет назад

      Dark Omega I think that's precisely what the video was trying to say, it's always a lose - lose situation with guns!

    • @TheBlackLantern34
      @TheBlackLantern34 10 лет назад

      sionn777 so really we should have something in the middle then. Maybe, nothing above a much smaller caliber than whats already the current limit if your not law enforcement? I don't know i tend to not look too much into such an unclear subject matter.

  • @facer3609
    @facer3609 4 года назад +19

    I love how to goes over Toronto and no guns go onto the magnet.

  • @duhgucci3161
    @duhgucci3161 5 лет назад +10

    Years have passed and no one realized this guy was a superhuman and also a top notch brain surgeon, scientist and superhero

  • @craxnor
    @craxnor 9 лет назад +122

    "Guns don't kill people. People kill people. Guns protect people from people with smaller guns." Stan Smith

    • @bekidir9625
      @bekidir9625 9 лет назад +12

      Guns are objects, they don't kill or save or protect anything. Humans do that, and in a cowardly way if they use guns

    • @iamnotquitesureifiamrightb7423
      @iamnotquitesureifiamrightb7423 5 лет назад +3

      @@feritperliare2890 havent read Such a bullshit in a while

    • @nardist69
      @nardist69 5 лет назад +3

      Replace the word gun with penis and it becomes 420% better

    • @lenaderohan3167
      @lenaderohan3167 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @MrOldboy1971
      @MrOldboy1971 4 года назад +1

      @@mnm1273 guns are helpers not killers

  • @codyleeherman90
    @codyleeherman90 10 лет назад +33

    This keeps getting better and better! I love how far the creators have taken the show! Keep it up guys

  • @exwmdmetwn2096
    @exwmdmetwn2096 10 лет назад +51

    I love how there are secret messages in every episode. Like the anti-nazi logo on the muscular dude's jacket and the bible thing in the last episode. This show is great.

  • @drei134
    @drei134 4 года назад +12

    I love how the only normal guy is the narranator.

  • @jeronimomurruni
    @jeronimomurruni 8 лет назад +14

    -"Should I..."
    -"SHUT UP"

  • @MCA5EY
    @MCA5EY 10 лет назад +18

    I feel like the first 3 minutes should be like a standard introduction to 'life' for everyone on the internet

    • @dizzydoom4230
      @dizzydoom4230 10 лет назад

      Should I comment to you? :{

    • @nicochow7102
      @nicochow7102 10 лет назад

      ***** DON'T DO THAT

    • @MCA5EY
      @MCA5EY 10 лет назад

      nicochow Let him make his own decision based on the situation

    • @dizzydoom4230
      @dizzydoom4230 10 лет назад +2

      I-I DON'T KNOW. FUCK IT! *throws self out window*

    • @marcpascal4586
      @marcpascal4586 10 лет назад

      ***** wait no don't do that!

  • @joshuawiener5003
    @joshuawiener5003 10 лет назад +20

    Thanks, Cyanide and happiness! You created an argument!

    • @StormyCloudz
      @StormyCloudz 10 лет назад +2

      A huge one too!

    • @tommy-xi7pb
      @tommy-xi7pb 10 лет назад

      It honestly kind of annoys me, I enjoy being in this comment section, but when the whole thing is a controversy down here my gun thrusting in elementary schools is being less effective. I cant even thrust a gun down someone's throat. The school grounds are being heavily guarded. Anyways, enjoy this weekend, your school will be evacuated for "Illegal Thrusting", take care.

    • @MCellation
      @MCellation 10 лет назад

      They always do. And those similar to me, who enjoy looking at the rage and hate in the comments: thank you indeed fro creating it, C&H!

  • @mrwayne2652
    @mrwayne2652 4 года назад +7

    "How did you find my secret base?"
    That random person: Google!

  • @TheMarauderOfficial
    @TheMarauderOfficial 10 лет назад +163

    8000 comments about gun control, and none about how fucking great this episode was.

    • @willaville
      @willaville 10 лет назад +3

      oh, this one is one of the best materials I've ever seen by these guys.

    • @blueturtle2010
      @blueturtle2010 10 лет назад +7

      The turtle line killed me.

    • @trevorwoolson3860
      @trevorwoolson3860 10 лет назад +3

      I liked the draw over the pizza

    • @willaville
      @willaville 10 лет назад

      idk how to english but the mexican deadlock gun fight thing [tried googling it couldn't find how to translate lol] was brilliantxD

    • @willaville
      @willaville 10 лет назад +1

      mexican standoff! that! xDD I loved that xD

  • @AvitalShtap
    @AvitalShtap 10 лет назад +16

    I love this episode with all my heart. Best one yet! :D

  • @bandicootdisliker
    @bandicootdisliker 9 лет назад +209

    Here in Britain we have the Union Jackass

    • @bekidir9625
      @bekidir9625 9 лет назад +1

      People kill people with guns

    • @bandicootdisliker
      @bandicootdisliker 9 лет назад +24

      +Beki DIR well in Britain we kill people with umbrellas since the weathers so shitty. We impale bitches.

    • @mondelsson
      @mondelsson 9 лет назад +1

      +DoritosSanicHD AKA literally every politician we have.

    • @drekyl1117
      @drekyl1117 9 лет назад

      +DoritosSanicHD Actually people get stabbed and beaten to death. Quite depressing because it means going for walks when it's dark is so much more dangerous.

    • @bandicootdisliker
      @bandicootdisliker 9 лет назад

      Drekyl 1 ikr that must suck. everything on the news is all stabbings and death and stuff like that.

  • @GregJonson
    @GregJonson 4 года назад +3

    That opening sequence is a brilliant satire. So many people would rather let others decide what they should do with their lives, rather than going through the effort of _THINKING._

  • @JeanRodo
    @JeanRodo 9 лет назад +6

    The fact a short video can cause all this controversy just goes to show how awesome cyanide and happiness is.

  • @PLAT515
    @PLAT515 10 лет назад +17

    I want a voice like the president in this video, holy shit. Amazing.

    • @MusicDecomposer
      @MusicDecomposer 10 лет назад +3

      It's like, the easiest voice ever. Just whisper really loud.

    • @PLAT515
      @PLAT515 10 лет назад +3

      To appreciate it, you need some subwoofers.

    • @liamcronin2108
      @liamcronin2108 10 лет назад

      I'd vote for you that's a voice a man can trust

  • @GiantMoth
    @GiantMoth 10 лет назад +6

    Poor Eagle. The best pet that ever lived, multiple times.

    • @kaelan361
      @kaelan361 10 лет назад +5

      I found a comment that wasn't about guns! Yay!

    • @yippeekaiyay7526
      @yippeekaiyay7526 10 лет назад

      Yeah I was curious about what he kept on doing to that eagle, did he keep on replacing the brain or something of other animals?

    • @Chris-hz2ui
      @Chris-hz2ui 10 лет назад

      +person Mcperson
      ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一

  • @kirksonjacobson2691
    @kirksonjacobson2691 5 лет назад +17

    "Who said people can first amendment on my lawn!"

  • @JustYesntMan
    @JustYesntMan 8 лет назад +84

    R.I.P turtle

  • @hudnoraa1264
    @hudnoraa1264 5 лет назад +752

    America has sort of become a world wide joke, hasn't it?

    • @d.j.w2600
      @d.j.w2600 5 лет назад +57

      Indeed and it's great

    • @donkey7921
      @donkey7921 5 лет назад +11

      No Europe is the biggest joke.

    • @KC-oc6im
      @KC-oc6im 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah

    • @asti5052
      @asti5052 5 лет назад +24

      @@donkey7921 oh cmon Australia upside down

    • @codeobey6821
      @codeobey6821 5 лет назад +40

      Sheast z No America is the biggest joke out of all the first world countries. I mean seriously when was it ever great ?

  • @Bigshart410
    @Bigshart410 3 года назад +18

    Hey you know what's funny that Star Spangled Bastard is actually the cyanide version of Peacemaker lol.

    • @gentblue
      @gentblue 6 месяцев назад

      No, it definitely isn't. Peacemaker was extremely an obscure comic book hero back in 2016.

  • @miastonished
    @miastonished 4 года назад +23

    ExplosmEntertainment
    : Have you tried NOT DOING THAT
    Suicide rates drop to 0%

  • @GeorgianGrec
    @GeorgianGrec 10 лет назад +17

    TO DO List:
    - Spend 16 hours looking at animated GIFs
    - Leak my own nudes
    - Go too zoo and make friends

    • @gentblue
      @gentblue 10 лет назад +1

      - Stop pausing on RUclips videos to find Easter Eggs

    • @GeorgianGrec
      @GeorgianGrec 10 лет назад +5

      - No.

    • @SuperQuwertz
      @SuperQuwertz 10 лет назад

      gentblue where?

  • @PrincessFelicie
    @PrincessFelicie 9 лет назад +261

    The meaning of LOVE?
    Level Of Violence.

    • @quarkyquasar893
      @quarkyquasar893 9 лет назад +11

      +Ryoga Hibiki Enhanced*

    • @kateronquillo6363
      @kateronquillo6363 9 лет назад +3

      LOVE means Looking Over Venus and Earth. Love is looking at Mercury.

    • @quarkyquasar893
      @quarkyquasar893 9 лет назад

      Kate Ronquillo You make me remind of the princess of the first kingdom Enheduanna. LOL

    • @aaroncrampton34
      @aaroncrampton34 9 лет назад

      meaning of love- chemical reaction

    • @quarkyquasar893
      @quarkyquasar893 9 лет назад

      Repulsive Squirrel Nope... just Nope

  • @davidkoch8554
    @davidkoch8554 10 лет назад +22

    "GUNS!" Fight below:

  • @angusvstheworld0708
    @angusvstheworld0708 2 года назад +3

    Current events have bought me back here

  • @streetliteppl
    @streetliteppl 10 лет назад +72

    all well reasoned arguments here.

    • @ExplosmEntertainment
      @ExplosmEntertainment  10 лет назад +68

      Ok, phew. Awesome.

    • @Grenajan
      @Grenajan 10 лет назад

      i agree

    • @keegangirard3063
      @keegangirard3063 10 лет назад +2

      ExplosmEntertainment OMG I love you so much I favorite and like ever video you make im you number 1 Fan

    • @joshmorales1722
      @joshmorales1722 10 лет назад +6

      ExplosmEntertainment "I wanna FUCK that turtle" lolololololololololololololololol

    • @MrBloodnut101
      @MrBloodnut101 10 лет назад

      Josh Morales PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!1!11!!!!!1!1!!1!!!!1111

  • @maxskerrett3188
    @maxskerrett3188 10 лет назад +206

    If people can't get powerful guns, then guess what?
    Criminals can't either

    • @BellatorCQC
      @BellatorCQC 10 лет назад +16

      LOL
      LOLOLLOLOLOOLOLO
      Oh my god you are fuckin' cute. I guess the IRA is a myth then.

    • @Bioniclemaster98
      @Bioniclemaster98 10 лет назад +54

      You're a special kind of stupid aren't you? You think criminals will obey the law? No they won't.

    • @jb76489
      @jb76489 10 лет назад +8

      Oh max, please tell me you're really not that stupid, I'm seriously asking you to do that, theres simply no way a person as stupid as that could live long enough to post such comment without drinking bleach or otherwise accidentally killing them selves

    • @maxskerrett3188
      @maxskerrett3188 10 лет назад +5

      ***** yes, your right- guns are easy to make if you have knowledge. HOWEVER; assault rifles are NOT easy to make. Even a basic pistol that isn't one shot only is difficult. and usually less efficient than a tazer or even a brick. and you can't mow down schoolkids with a one shot gun. case and point.

    • @maxskerrett3188
      @maxskerrett3188 10 лет назад

      jb76489 well if you present a argument i'll happily reply.

  • @markterekhin2159
    @markterekhin2159 10 лет назад +10

    Probably the best C&H episode ever! I love how you guys started to make longer episodes with multiple shorts (or longs) in them, I get so much more entertainment from them. Keep it up guys!

  • @M1NUSTWØ
    @M1NUSTWØ 4 года назад +6

    11:10 Ooo so that's the origin of the baby with a gun

  • @Bugsy99
    @Bugsy99 10 лет назад +58

    OK, I'm going to post this comment before I even look at any other comments and make a prediction:
    This video sparks gun control debates from those who can't just enjoy a damn youtube video without going into some form of debate

    • @Bugsy99
      @Bugsy99 10 лет назад +3

      I was right!

    • @luisalcon07
      @luisalcon07 10 лет назад

      Dude, You're the men!!! ........................ hahahaha

    • @Bender711
      @Bender711 10 лет назад +1

      Are you a wizard?

    • @Darkpumpkin21
      @Darkpumpkin21 10 лет назад

      This video was just playing on the extremes.

  • @STR13R
    @STR13R 3 года назад +4

    This new Peacemaker show looks great!

  • @LapisGarter
    @LapisGarter 10 лет назад +11

    A man takes his computer in and complains "My computer crashes every time I press enter". The technician replies "Stop pressing enter."

  • @Klick404
    @Klick404 2 года назад +3

    I love how anyone could watch the SSB skit and think it's on their side

  • @LiBrizziTV
    @LiBrizziTV 10 лет назад +5

    Eagle the penguin is absolutely adorable.

  • @toya2242
    @toya2242 9 лет назад +4

    EVERYBODY! PUT YOUR HANDS UP NOW! DO IT!
    "Try not doing that"

  • @surge2469
    @surge2469 5 лет назад +39

    When the magnet goes through
    Toronto:nothing happens
    Detroit:fills the magnet up to full capacity

    • @unbo_lillo1848
      @unbo_lillo1848 3 года назад

      Chicago: *the while goddamn city floats *

  • @nolankuffner3573
    @nolankuffner3573 4 года назад +1

    Eagle screeching 'America' was my favorite part 🤣

  • @lineaarow5132
    @lineaarow5132 8 лет назад +67

    12:02 did the penguin just say "Americaaaaa!"?

  • @nikobinge
    @nikobinge 10 лет назад +6

    This episode was actually quite good and funny
    keep it up guys

    • @RealLife2006-y9f
      @RealLife2006-y9f Год назад

      FUN
      UDUAHSKDHUDKSJWJDHWKD
      NO ALPHABET LORE
      NO KUMADRAWS334
      RUclips VS GOOGLE

  • @carjack9974
    @carjack9974 6 лет назад +3

    The broken glass in the turtle cage 😂

  • @thereddrummer4943
    @thereddrummer4943 10 лет назад +5

    Never a dull moment in any of these comics and videos. You guys are awesome!!!

  • @Zara33647
    @Zara33647 9 лет назад +24

    Who else thought that penguin eagle was adorable ? 😍😂

  • @drewtime1
    @drewtime1 9 лет назад +4

    1:44
    Me when my friends come at 2pm while I'm still sleeping.

  • @TheHumanBeanbag
    @TheHumanBeanbag 4 года назад +19

    Person: I'm gonna die
    Don't do that: Don't do that!
    *_Death rate drops to 0%_*

  • @crazyy2
    @crazyy2 2 года назад +3

    Lol I’ve been watching cyanide and happiness since 2014 and I still watch it to this day

  • @Naizurr
    @Naizurr 10 лет назад +7

    In Skyrim we don't have guns.
    It'd probably be better if we did, to help with the dragon crisis.

    • @Schizonibba
      @Schizonibba 10 лет назад +8

      Using a two handed weapon is manlier than a gun. I thought you nords understood that.

    • @TwctlccGM
      @TwctlccGM 10 лет назад

      Bro, just fire a fire ball or hire trainers for magic users. I'd rather be shot than set on fire and electrocuted at the same time.

    • @Naizurr
      @Naizurr 10 лет назад +3

      Gaz Mckenzie I'd rather be set on fire and electrocuted then look to the Thalmor for help.

    • @TwctlccGM
      @TwctlccGM 10 лет назад

      Yeh.

  • @uniquenewyork3325
    @uniquenewyork3325 9 лет назад +12

    in memory of criminal....**other criminals cry in background**..plz, a moment of silence u guyz....

  • @unicorns131
    @unicorns131 8 лет назад +14

    3:13 that whole bit, is me coming home from school!

  • @AshBarkPerson
    @AshBarkPerson 10 лет назад +5

    This comment section is hilarious, so many people, who are uninformed, informed wrongly, or just contributing to te flame war. Good job internet, the places you put these arguments never cease to amaze me.

    • @AshBarkPerson
      @AshBarkPerson 10 лет назад +1

      also, there is a law in the US that prohibits, putting a Bald Eagle in captivity, or having one as a pet, or even finding and keeping a bald eagle feather. some law from when they were practically extinct or something.

    • @LiarraSniffles_X3
      @LiarraSniffles_X3 10 лет назад

      The_Ismist they were practically extinct not long ago, due mostly to hunting rifles and rats.

    • @DraKKar360
      @DraKKar360 10 лет назад

      Liarra Sniffles due mostly to poachers and ddt.

    • @LiarraSniffles_X3
      @LiarraSniffles_X3 10 лет назад +1

      Cody Culver well yeah, I didn't mean that wild guns were running around shooting eagles.

  • @americawashington2700
    @americawashington2700 9 лет назад +12

    I just want more Eagle

  • @Yahweasel
    @Yahweasel 10 лет назад +6

    This should have ended by zooming out from the Star Spangled Bastard short, which turns out to be on somebody's computer screen, then the viewer says "I'm gonna read the comments!". Then the voiceover: "Don't Do That!™"

  • @marcthecanadian
    @marcthecanadian 5 лет назад +1

    3:07 seconds of my life very well spent on memes man I love the internet

  • @brunog1213
    @brunog1213 3 года назад +5

    04:32 they made Peacemaker before the actual Peacemaker was made. Wow.

  • @raptorjesus3894
    @raptorjesus3894 10 лет назад +8

    Guns don't kill people, guns fire bullets, bullets kill people

    • @Killercomma
      @Killercomma 10 лет назад +7

      Bullets don't kill people, bullets put holes in people, holes kill people.

    • @reubenoakley8967
      @reubenoakley8967 10 лет назад +7

      Killercomma
      Holes don't kill people, holes let blood out of us, blood loss kills people.

    • @ilikeplanes5559
      @ilikeplanes5559 10 лет назад +2

      Reuben Oakley
      Blood loss don't kill people, blood let oxygen out of us, oxygen loss kills people.

    • @LassoderLasso
      @LassoderLasso 10 лет назад

      *****
      No Mother Nature kill people.

    • @reubenoakley8967
      @reubenoakley8967 10 лет назад

      *****
      Lack of oxygen.

  • @BlueKazuki
    @BlueKazuki 10 лет назад +22

    Ironically, this was a perfect example of why we need guns.

    • @jacksonhoekstra3919
      @jacksonhoekstra3919 10 лет назад +4

      +Rataphorm The crime exploded after guns were taken away...and that guy getting hit with a baseball bat couldn't defend himself because it seemed like his gun got taken away.

    • @LaterShortDerum
      @LaterShortDerum 10 лет назад +4

      Jackson Hoekstra Its a satire of people over-exaggerating what would happen if there were no guns. No guns doesn't equal to more crime.

    • @jacksonhoekstra3919
      @jacksonhoekstra3919 10 лет назад +2

      Oshieru Toshe Of course it's an exaggeration-- that's what cartoons are. But whatever you think, Americans just aren't gonna give up their guns. Our love of freedom prevents most of us from doing that.
      And honestly, even if a law was passed, do you think criminals will all line up to hand in their guns? Even the stupidest of liberals admit that wouldn't happen.

    • @nick7102
      @nick7102 10 лет назад

      Jackson Hoekstra
      why are there so many criminals in america?
      And freedom? Dont we have freedom in germany, switzerland, france, uk and every other european country.. without guns.. without insanely high death rates through shootings..

    • @jacksonhoekstra3919
      @jacksonhoekstra3919 10 лет назад +2

      OnePunch Mickey America's crime rates are the fourth or fifth highest in the world.
      However, if you took out Detroit, Chicago, Washington DC, and LA, we're barely the fourth lowest on the list.
      What do those four cities have in common? They're the toughest in gun control, and have been under democrat/liberal control for the past 50 years.
      Only .003% of rifles in america are ever used in a violent crime. And an even lower amount ever kill anyone.
      Why ban something that's used correctly 99.997% of the time?
      Complete
      and
      utter
      bullshit.

  • @emilhinchliff
    @emilhinchliff 5 лет назад

    The guy from the start of every episode who sticks his hand into his computer, “try not doing that”

  • @Immajeanyus
    @Immajeanyus 10 лет назад +80

    I think more heroes need to be like Bastard. Then maybe Batman wouldn't have to keep throwing the Joker in jail when he knows the Joker is just going to break out, there'll be another movie, and girls in awe over the actors.

    • @MaccaD2191a
      @MaccaD2191a 10 лет назад +44

      Armed Kitty Co. If you are going to insult someone over a logical statement, at least speak English.

    • @Winstonbui871
      @Winstonbui871 10 лет назад

      You should change your profile pic as I think I see it everywhere nowadays.

    • @10o01semih10o01
      @10o01semih10o01 10 лет назад +2

      Yeah let all the heroes get fat !!!

    • @BizarroPhoenix
      @BizarroPhoenix 10 лет назад +14

      Beyound from the narrative precpective as to why Batman doesn't kill the Joker there is a moral dilemma. Namely while Batman is a vilgelante he doesn't think of himself as an absolute authority. If the people of Gothem or the government decided to execute the Joker through due process he wouldn't stop them. He's just worried if he murders the Joker or anyone really, it will set him down a path of extreme violence, even against people who don't desearve it.

    • @GamesCastPro
      @GamesCastPro 10 лет назад

      If yo're talking about the old movies, those are stupid and you are right, but if you are talking about the Nolan ones, then you are very, very wrong.

  • @MoistBeans
    @MoistBeans 8 лет назад +6

    5:28 Rip Harambe, my only true friend.

  • @ViolentRainbow
    @ViolentRainbow 10 лет назад +8

    Mr. President reminds me of the scary bad guy with the also bad cat from Inspector Gadget

    • @killer13324
      @killer13324 10 лет назад +5

      you mean Dr. Claw?

    • @ViolentRainbow
      @ViolentRainbow 10 лет назад

      killer13324
      A bad guy with a cat who sat in a chair and said "I'll kill you next time Gadget!"

    • @killer13324
      @killer13324 10 лет назад +8

      yea, Dr. Claw.

    • @davidkoche8147
      @davidkoche8147 10 лет назад +1

      That Guy It was the early 80s. It wasn't all about killing. Dr. Claw said... "I'll get you Gadget.". Heck, I can't even recall a death or severe injury on GI Joe... I saw the helicopters explode and crash to the ground...They parachute out to safety just before the explosions OR walk out of the fire and ruins afterwards.

  • @mhdqr897
    @mhdqr897 3 года назад +1

    "Help me eagle why cant you fly?"
    Man this show is awesome

  • @willowdrakon
    @willowdrakon 5 лет назад +4

    10:01
    Paying respects to the french, I see

  • @Nobody-bb5bv
    @Nobody-bb5bv 9 лет назад +14

    0:12 ...yeah😣

  • @maxvincy9127
    @maxvincy9127 5 лет назад +3

    The name is, "star spangled bastard" 😂

  • @marcusgale2693
    @marcusgale2693 2 года назад +1

    Star Spangled Banner walked so Peacemaker could run 🦅

  • @Danny-fm3yn
    @Danny-fm3yn 5 лет назад +4

    Me: *Live life at is's full
    RUclips: *Don't do it
    Me: I guess i'll die

  • @UltraNerdyGamer
    @UltraNerdyGamer 10 лет назад +57

    So the Cyanide and Happiness guys are laughing their asses off about all the gun arguments in the comments right?

    • @gentblue
      @gentblue 10 лет назад +1

      Yup. It's more views, more money. They are trolling us.

    • @erikreibel8813
      @erikreibel8813 10 лет назад

      Pretty much, they get money, and the smart guys here get laughs...
      And, well, everyone else gets angry. Because, haters and trolls and stuff.

    • @rabidllama2905
      @rabidllama2905 10 лет назад +1

      haha yep i don't get how people can argue in comments like this over a funny cartoon.

    • @tommy-xi7pb
      @tommy-xi7pb 10 лет назад +2

      I guess your right about the money, but they doesn't get money from views, they gets it from the ad revenue. But yeah, they are probably still laughing they're asses off.

    • @ColinElkin-ce1337
      @ColinElkin-ce1337 10 лет назад +1

      or the healthcare arguments in Ep 1...or the religion arguments in Ep 3. It's like they're doing it all on purpose.

  • @ZombieFighter95
    @ZombieFighter95 8 лет назад +20

    Is the eagle on the painting wearing an Iron Cross?

  • @Ninja123101
    @Ninja123101 3 года назад +1

    I've been looking for this episode for a long time!

  • @phanislife6672
    @phanislife6672 8 лет назад +6

    1:23 - 1:39 That's basically me and Dan in a nutshell while having an existential crisis.