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Комментарии • 52 тыс.

  • @childofthelegumes8688
    @childofthelegumes8688 5 лет назад +4527

    *as a women*
    i can confirm that we do not exist

  • @JoseAngelC
    @JoseAngelC 5 лет назад +5227

    He protec
    he attac
    but most importantly,
    he's got Jesus' bac

  • @kaylaojeda2037
    @kaylaojeda2037 5 лет назад +6665

    I’m a woman and I approve this message
    Women aren’t real

    • @stefanbatory9095
      @stefanbatory9095 5 лет назад +284

      *visible confusion*

    • @NixxiN_Art
      @NixxiN_Art 5 лет назад +99

      And it's such a shame we aren't allowed origin gaming pcs with a custom pewdiepie Casing on a nice wooden desk in front of a custom pewdiepie chair with Italian leather, lumber support and can do this👆👉. And for the great price of £399 with a pair of custom pewdiepie noise cancelling headphones with the custom pewdiepie pattern and neko cat ears and a dvd TV playing original content from memes around the world that's wearing a pewnews brand hat while we wear the 90 million club merch to feel good in
      SMH

    • @yuoliu2990
      @yuoliu2990 5 лет назад +193

      Then who the fuck did i have sex with last night

    • @muchachitadebarrio
      @muchachitadebarrio 5 лет назад +177

      @@yuoliu2990 your hand or a wahman robot who's not a wahman because wahman don't exist

    • @ToastySNXZ
      @ToastySNXZ 5 лет назад +71

      @@muchachitadebarrio *more visible confusion*

  • @celinavarchausky5333
    @celinavarchausky5333 5 лет назад +2345

    "women aren't real!"
    hello, I'm a whamen and yes I can confirm

    • @huntereastwood1311
      @huntereastwood1311 5 лет назад +18

      but can you play games?

    • @mai1449
      @mai1449 4 года назад +21

      Women aren’t real, whamen are

    • @Graceful18
      @Graceful18 4 года назад +12

      We can't play games, as a nonexistent object, we make sandwiches.

    • @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica
      @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica 4 года назад +2

      And who gave you permission to exist?

    • @papatristan3536
      @papatristan3536 4 года назад

      well you're a whamen not a women

  • @smams
    @smams 5 лет назад +1888

    He pretended to be a girl to get on a pro team
    That's how mafia works

    • @AscendantStoic
      @AscendantStoic 5 лет назад +27

      The real question is whether that makes him a trap or not 😏

    • @Roescoe
      @Roescoe 5 лет назад +6

      @TheHunterWolf asking the real questions here.

    • @smexyphysics
      @smexyphysics 5 лет назад +30

      Yeah but the sad thing is that he had to pretend to be a girl to do it. He was obviously good enough to make the team, so why wasn't he accepted as a guy? This is because they wanted a chick on their team, bottom line. I commend him for what he did because it shows how fucking shallow they are. I'm a chick by the way and I hate femnazis

    • @Roescoe
      @Roescoe 5 лет назад +10

      @Soulless Raven "He was obviously good enough to make the team" I think the point here is that he wasn't actually good enough. The teams are soooo desperate to virtue signal that they'll take subpar players.

    • @smexyphysics
      @smexyphysics 5 лет назад +17

      @@Roescoe how can you say that? They accepted him on the team when they thought he had tits... They didn't pay any attention to him when he had twig and giggle berries, how is that not sexist?

  • @JPLToyExperience
    @JPLToyExperience 5 лет назад +2033

    Not even half a month has passed in 2019 and we're already being bombarded by oopsies, this is gonna be a busy year.

    • @j9rd115
      @j9rd115 5 лет назад +20

      Already half a month and no Pewdiepie hate article? Vox, where you at?

    • @mushrooms5757
      @mushrooms5757 5 лет назад +15

      We didn't start out with corpses tho, so it's not too bad.

    • @j9rd115
      @j9rd115 5 лет назад +8

      @Bloodymushroom Logan, where you at?

    • @JayJynxTrash
      @JayJynxTrash 5 лет назад +7

      2019 did an opposie

    • @pageposh2887
      @pageposh2887 5 лет назад +2

      Meh, it's nothing. Usual drama of the new year. Mess from 2018 is been dragged to 2019

  • @MrChill-bz3gc
    @MrChill-bz3gc 4 года назад +194

    If the SIMP meme existed at that time. Ellie’s story would’ve been a LOT different.

  • @connorrandall7027
    @connorrandall7027 4 года назад +1031

    We lost... We failed Jesus... He lost custody of his kids!!!!

    • @maxzulu
      @maxzulu 4 года назад +34

      Connor Randall just saw this and came back to this video

    • @noblespades8781
      @noblespades8781 4 года назад +41

      We will bring Jesus up in the sky with our shiny angelic wings

    • @skullpunk475
      @skullpunk475 4 года назад +25

      We’ll save him.

    • @Matt_6781
      @Matt_6781 4 года назад +6

      Creeper rule 34

    • @the-mt5ws
      @the-mt5ws 4 года назад +31

      Jesus married a Karen?!

  • @TweetTweet17
    @TweetTweet17 5 лет назад +5178

    Jesus is now sided with Pewdiepie
    Best crossover of 2019

    • @slavakolba7er
      @slavakolba7er 5 лет назад +16

      Worst crossover if he is a atheist

    • @Cinnuhminn
      @Cinnuhminn 5 лет назад +17

      Tweet Tweet17 A cross-over ?

    • @IncredulousMisanthrope
      @IncredulousMisanthrope 5 лет назад +11

      @@slavakolba7er pewds isn't an atheist fam. He was an agnostic atheist(which means that he may or may not believe in god). Recently he diverted towards buddhism btw!

    • @mrfinland8332
      @mrfinland8332 5 лет назад +2

      @@slavakolba7er i though i was atheist but it's jesus tho :D

    • @childofthelegumes8688
      @childofthelegumes8688 5 лет назад +4

      God is on our side

  • @TheGabbernaut
    @TheGabbernaut 5 лет назад +245

    I like how auto-generated subtitles are calling ricegum "rice scum"

    • @beththedarkmage3359
      @beththedarkmage3359 5 лет назад +19

      I'd argue there's no difference? Why did you write the same thing twice?

    • @jacoavo7875
      @jacoavo7875 5 лет назад +4

      My favored spelling of said name is in the video description. Thanks Pewds :D

    • @ashleybejar5145
      @ashleybejar5145 5 лет назад

      Yeah but the auto-generated also called pewnews "penis" :/

  • @jodienye471
    @jodienye471 4 года назад +705

    10:21
    *WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOU'RE WELCOME?*

  • @sam03151
    @sam03151 4 года назад +1781

    For anyone that still cares Jesus lost custody of his kids a week ago

  • @farida3820
    @farida3820 5 лет назад +938

    Judge: Ricegum you have killed someone
    Ricegum: Other people did it too

    • @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n
      @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n 5 лет назад +80

      Judge: Umm...i don't think that is a valid arguement
      Ricegum: *I am Vegan*
      Judge: "You are Innocent my son"

    • @j9rd115
      @j9rd115 5 лет назад +4

      Disclaimer: the following message is not related to the comment
      Jesus always has always been nice to you and always had your back and therefore you repay him the favour? I don't know what he has done for you except the fiver message you paid him to do. I don't know what others have done to support you. I do know that I've supported you A LOT, by commenting to your videos. It sure seems to me that my comments do help, since I see you grow and I see you thanking people for the support AFTER I commented that I'll always support you. I am VERY assured that there are a few people who are as big a supporter as I am. I don't say this to make me look good. I say this because I hope that you will understand. I have one question. I want you to hear me out, please. I want to talk to you, because I think that there is not person who is more able and more open to matters like mine.

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 5 лет назад +2

      @@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n Ricecum the vegan. This is so Logan vibe!

    • @avendurree
      @avendurree 5 лет назад +4

      Judge: H3H3 you have killed someone
      H3H3: Other people did it too, but also, LOOK AT RICEGUM HE DID SOMETHING ASWELL

    • @j9rd115
      @j9rd115 5 лет назад

      @Maharshi Mukherjee My message is meant for Pewds and Pewds knows what I'm talking about

  • @batoulvlogs7842
    @batoulvlogs7842 5 лет назад +2653

    Pewdiepie: swears and get demobilized
    Rice gum: tells kids to gambling and still makes money
    RUclips: that’s how mafia works

  • @ruthie6070
    @ruthie6070 4 года назад +148

    “Girls don’t even exist”
    Me: *begins to fade dramatically*
    “no pp means small pp”

  • @grittygrilledcheese3869
    @grittygrilledcheese3869 4 года назад +187

    Comments: “Felix said” “Pewds said”
    Us Intellectuals: *its Gloria Borger you dumbs*

  • @Spidey-el6gs
    @Spidey-el6gs 5 лет назад +3792

    Ricegum is an oopsie

    • @mtsmi
      @mtsmi 5 лет назад +64

      Ricegum existing is an oopsie

    • @NixxiN_Art
      @NixxiN_Art 5 лет назад +22

      His parents 😂😂😂
      IT'S AJOKKE DON'T COME FOR ME

    • @ToastySNXZ
      @ToastySNXZ 5 лет назад +16

      @@NixxiN_Art it is clearly a joke. No need for that anxiety mayt 🤟🤟

    • @NixxiN_Art
      @NixxiN_Art 5 лет назад +3

      @@ToastySNXZ I know just some people u know dud

    • @ToastySNXZ
      @ToastySNXZ 5 лет назад +1

      @@NixxiN_Art yeyeyeeyyee

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek 5 лет назад +1826

    currently doing research at a top university with hopes to generate the world's first genuine gamer girl

    • @AdityaTejaswiLOL
      @AdityaTejaswiLOL 5 лет назад +12

      Nice.

    • @_yuri
      @_yuri 5 лет назад +11

      thanks

    • @mom3207
      @mom3207 5 лет назад +1

      Good luck youll need it

    • @haleylord5210
      @haleylord5210 5 лет назад +5

      Cyranek ummmm i play roblox and sims every dayyyyy so

    • @AzureOtsu
      @AzureOtsu 5 лет назад +13

      @@haleylord5210 fucking epic Roblox gamer girl marry me

  • @teemo1132
    @teemo1132 4 года назад +185

    Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, also known as PewDiePie, was dressed up in Demna Gvasalias’s shirt in one of his videos. The black shirt with the Georgian inscription “უფალო შეგვიწყალენ” (upalo shegvitskalen - Have mercy on us, Lord) and the Bolnisi cross symbol is from the SS19 collection of Vetements. The Bolnisi cross represents a 5th-century ornament at the Bolnisi Sioni church, which used to be a national symbol of Georgia.
    Nice

    • @dankpepe2110
      @dankpepe2110 4 года назад +22

      So sad, that the media and some idiot SJW's demonize the symbol.

    • @helloyouthere8133
      @helloyouthere8133 4 года назад +8

      symbol looks amazing

    • @kenpark3164
      @kenpark3164 4 года назад +3

      That sign is still used by racists though. My loser brother went to Tx prison and got that same shit tattooed on him. Some dumb shit about being a wood... I know that's not what Pewds intended but I can see why people were concerned .

    • @NeerdRaider
      @NeerdRaider 4 года назад +1

      Charles W i cant

    • @petercarles1522
      @petercarles1522 4 года назад +2

      @OiWtfBoi just because you are not an intellectual doesn't mean we aren't

  • @gorestfump9582
    @gorestfump9582 5 лет назад +430

    "I'm not supposed to give my opinion."
    10 secs later
    "But that's my opinion of course."

    • @_saesae_1
      @_saesae_1 5 лет назад +13

      Are you new here? lol

  • @SharneyRod
    @SharneyRod 5 лет назад +2199

    Plot twist...punisher, ellie, and Gloria Borger are all pewdiepie

  • @anthonyg.1711
    @anthonyg.1711 5 лет назад +5511

    Just got a ‘That’s how mafia works’ ad.
    Level 1000 Monetisation

  • @BaddCamden
    @BaddCamden 4 года назад +253

    Everyone who disliked this video thinks PewDiePie's feminist jokes aren't sarcastic.

    • @summermanning7152
      @summermanning7152 4 года назад +8

      haha ikr. i was wondering why so many dislikes then i read this comment- it all makes sense now some (people) can not understand when somebody is being serious and when they are not. lmao

    • @maice_kanin722
      @maice_kanin722 3 года назад

      @@summermanning7152 *dense

  • @linh344
    @linh344 4 года назад +88

    "Girls arent good at video games"
    *marzia in animal crossing*

  • @UnrealEntGaming
    @UnrealEntGaming 5 лет назад +574

    Ricegums entire channel is an oopsie at this point.

    • @armyyyyyyyyyyyy
      @armyyyyyyyyyyyy 5 лет назад +7

      So fuckin true. How come he is still relevant

    • @iquitthischannel5534
      @iquitthischannel5534 5 лет назад +1

      true omg

    • @TheCriminal-mb7lu
      @TheCriminal-mb7lu 5 лет назад +4

      Saw you on alot of rice gum comments and i’m a huge fan btw keep doing what you’re doing 😉

    • @kobey
      @kobey 5 лет назад +3

      His parents did the biggest oopsie

    • @bleetscube4460
      @bleetscube4460 5 лет назад +6

      Ricecum himself is a big fat oopsie.

  • @Knowledgia
    @Knowledgia 5 лет назад +5182

    You got the Iron Cross on your collar. It seems a new scandal will start with those "journalists"...

    • @MrDUneven
      @MrDUneven 5 лет назад +271

      I guess templar cross will look like that to those journalist hacks.

    • @ccricc
      @ccricc 5 лет назад +36

      He must be trolling... right?

    • @turg9958
      @turg9958 5 лет назад +33

      Yeah I noticed that so I came to the comments to say it, but ya beat me

    • @Proletrolliat
      @Proletrolliat 5 лет назад +219

      Its a christian cross represents the orthodox, and the shirt is georgian, us georgiand represent the christianism with that symbol the words around his neck says "god have mercy on us"

    • @someguyy9227
      @someguyy9227 5 лет назад +9

      @Danibolical 1 And it looks a lot like the iron cross.

  • @generalgentoo6048
    @generalgentoo6048 4 года назад +71

    Helping Jesus is one step closer to taking down another and possible all cults.

    • @TheAHuman
      @TheAHuman 4 года назад +1

      The marching band at my school took a test to see if your group is a cult. They are a cult.
      So please let’s get this done.

  • @kzsd1227
    @kzsd1227 5 лет назад +36

    10:21 the glorious moment of memery

  • @rainmanxx8130
    @rainmanxx8130 5 лет назад +1545

    Pewds, your jacket says "უფალო შეგვიწყალე"- in Georgian, which in English means "God have mercy on my soul". Truly a Christian channel.

    • @Proletrolliat
      @Proletrolliat 5 лет назад +103

      Damn pewdiepie wasnt kidding about christian channel

    • @rotisseriechicken1779
      @rotisseriechicken1779 5 лет назад +13

      Ok, wooosh me if you want, call me an idiot, but,
      Is that really your language?

    • @timetoplay3555
      @timetoplay3555 5 лет назад +25

      ვიცოდი რო ქართველებს ვიპოვიდი ბოლოს და ბოლოს წარწერა ვიპოვეთ და

    • @isunlloaoll
      @isunlloaoll 5 лет назад +14

      There is also a cross on his collar thing. He's reviving christianity. A saint in the making!

    • @giovannibrena3913
      @giovannibrena3913 5 лет назад

      why are some people having problem with it?

  • @fezii9043
    @fezii9043 5 лет назад +285

    Gloria Borger: *RESPEKT WHAMEN*
    2 beers later: *WHAMEN DOESN'T EXIST*

  • @Mohamed_Mahmoud2
    @Mohamed_Mahmoud2 3 года назад +17

    I love how he says "ricescum", even in the description😂

  • @magdalena9885
    @magdalena9885 5 лет назад +18

    10:20 the meme has born

  • @wuznab5109
    @wuznab5109 5 лет назад +586

    Punisher: is good at overwatch
    Pro team: nah you are not good enough
    Punisher: becomes a girl
    Pro team: you are really good join us
    Punisher: I’m a guy
    Feminist: is this sexual equality?

    • @VladisKalpakidis
      @VladisKalpakidis 5 лет назад +62

      That's how mafia works ;)

    • @minecraftchad659
      @minecraftchad659 5 лет назад +1

      WuzNab fr

    • @aveldun1365
      @aveldun1365 5 лет назад +3

      The feminists didn't do the oopsie it twas the pro team that did thine oopsie

    • @snopdong197
      @snopdong197 5 лет назад +1

      as a feminist, no it is not equality at all. it’s unfair and shows this teams true colors.

    • @edgarrosales9873
      @edgarrosales9873 5 лет назад

      SnopDong it was a joooooke

  • @CAMELOT331
    @CAMELOT331 5 лет назад +2162

    It really warms my heart to see you supporting Jesus. He's a good dude. You're a good dude, Felix. We need more good dudes.

    • @QueenBeee
      @QueenBeee 5 лет назад +31

      CAMELOT331 good dudes are the best dudes

    • @geovanyl.3354
      @geovanyl.3354 5 лет назад +17

      Dimension 47 The best dudes are god dudes

    • @Daybuno
      @Daybuno 5 лет назад +1

      I think @capricornbutnocap on instagram is a good dude 😎

    • @abdul41876
      @abdul41876 5 лет назад +2

      Me gud dud

    • @aprettyrainbow
      @aprettyrainbow 5 лет назад +16

      Felix? This was Gloria Borger

  • @empty_ellie7538
    @empty_ellie7538 4 года назад +25

    Nobody:
    When your names Ellie:
    I’m I a boy?

  • @kennaguirre6019
    @kennaguirre6019 5 лет назад +68

    *Ricegum did an oppsie*
    You said it wrong.
    *Ricegum is an oppsie*

    • @NeerdRaider
      @NeerdRaider 4 года назад +2

      It’s ”oopsie” not ”oppsie”

    • @moon_wei
      @moon_wei 3 года назад +1

      Remember children Mistakes make you stronger
      "Ricescum's parents : *STRONK* "

    • @ginjabiccie936
      @ginjabiccie936 3 года назад

      Noice

  • @vash7126
    @vash7126 5 лет назад +870

    2017-2018 Pewds: *RESPECT WAHMEN*
    2019 Pewds: *WOMEN AREN’T REAL*

    • @Diagonalstuff
      @Diagonalstuff 5 лет назад +46

      Vash That’s Gloria Borger

    • @kei.13
      @kei.13 5 лет назад +2

      @@qvindicator and 8:36

    • @ryankiehlmeier9754
      @ryankiehlmeier9754 5 лет назад +5

      @@qvindicator he literally said that as a joke at the beginning of the ellie segment.

    • @cacapoopoopp
      @cacapoopoopp 5 лет назад +30

      its not pewdiepie its gloria that doesnt even look like pewdiepie are u blind

    • @emberhydra7621
      @emberhydra7621 5 лет назад +18

      Gloria Borger said that *WOMEN* *AREN'T* *REAL*

  • @fredrik1303
    @fredrik1303 5 лет назад +742

    What the hell is Gloria Borger doing in pewdiepie's office?

  • @linkified0471
    @linkified0471 5 лет назад +24

    I CANT BELIEVE RICEGUM AND JAKE ARE SO POPULAR! Like seriously, YuB and CinnamonToastKen need more Recognition

  • @kermit565
    @kermit565 4 года назад +18

    "Waman dont exist"
    Me a waman: mr stark... i dont feel so good...

  • @saywa8620
    @saywa8620 5 лет назад +671

    As a women I can confirm that we do not exist

  • @JAw-fy9rf
    @JAw-fy9rf 5 лет назад +983

    Wait so who is Gloria Borger, this fast-rising female newscaster, and does she exist?

    • @AA-sn9lz
      @AA-sn9lz 5 лет назад +30

      @@davisdeloach2737 i guess nobody gets pewds humor, huh?

    • @willchambers3124
      @willchambers3124 5 лет назад +24

      Um.... excuse me but this is harassment. You can’t just ask questions about people. That’s not allowed. You should just not even ever have any thoughts.

    • @jeishiikanzaki
      @jeishiikanzaki 5 лет назад +11

      @@davisdeloach2737 Cannot tell if this is a troll comment or if you are really this kind of intolerant person

    • @lovedeepsandhu8502
      @lovedeepsandhu8502 5 лет назад +6

      How dare you ask totally legit and reasonable questions about a wahmen? This community is so sexist and harasses all women

    • @Bluesnipible
      @Bluesnipible 5 лет назад +2

      You'll have to ask the mafia how it works!

  • @sansaanastasia6333
    @sansaanastasia6333 5 лет назад +132

    Nobody:
    Pewdiepie: WAHMANS ARE NOT REAL
    9-year-olds: yeh sounds about right :)

    • @limelynch65
      @limelynch65 4 года назад +1

      No. That was Gloria Borgar

  • @sunny_xiao
    @sunny_xiao 4 года назад +20

    (Gamer girls don’t exist)
    Me: **peace man that fades away**

  • @Luckyhippo23
    @Luckyhippo23 5 лет назад +1160

    I can already see the title for the news articles “Pewdiepie goes on hateful speech rant towards women “

  • @gio-mr4hb
    @gio-mr4hb 5 лет назад +878

    It went from “respect women” to “women aren’t real”
    Pewds explain

  • @RedCloudStudios
    @RedCloudStudios 4 года назад +109

    Gloria Borger: People shouldn’t pretend to be whamen on the internet. They should go to jail for that.
    It hit itself in confusion!

    • @vadimpanov2535
      @vadimpanov2535 4 года назад +4

      @It Geek Time Pewdiepie pretends to be a whamen (Gloria Borger)

    • @petercarles1522
      @petercarles1522 4 года назад +1

      *you have become the very thing you swore to destroy*

    • @ThatCatLando
      @ThatCatLando 4 года назад +2

      *Congratulations, you understood the joke!*

  • @ilovetweek000
    @ilovetweek000 5 лет назад +22

    ricegum's whole existence is an oopsie

    • @moon_wei
      @moon_wei 3 года назад +1

      Just like Operation Barbarossa and the Declaration of War towards US

  • @cromugnon8381
    @cromugnon8381 5 лет назад +164

    I am not supposed to give out my opinion but....
    That's how mafia works.

    • @mom3207
      @mom3207 5 лет назад

      Lv.1 noob Lv.99 boss

    • @leepicluke5426
      @leepicluke5426 5 лет назад +2

      No it’s That’s how mafia gamer girl works

    • @gloriousforever3451
      @gloriousforever3451 5 лет назад

      - DrakeTheCupCake - got that ad right after I read that

  • @cosmic3896
    @cosmic3896 5 лет назад +766

    As a woman, I can confirm, we aren't real

  • @Star_crossed_nerd
    @Star_crossed_nerd 2 года назад +4

    Gloria Bolger: “Its your *girl* Gloria Bolger here...”
    Also Gloria Bolger: “I would even go this far and say *girls* don't even exist-”
    Me: *slowly fades away*

  • @ArthurMorgan-_-
    @ArthurMorgan-_- 4 года назад +7

    10:56 Joeseph Seed: **Drops communion wafer**

  • @FelixSR
    @FelixSR 5 лет назад +8581

    Instead of pewnews, it should be called *Oopsie time*

  • @Dunkmaster33
    @Dunkmaster33 5 лет назад +912

    we protec
    we attac
    but most importantly,
    we got jesus's bac

    • @KaranSharma-hs6kk
      @KaranSharma-hs6kk 5 лет назад +4

      Johanna McDoniphan bacc*

    • @Hexedbug
      @Hexedbug 5 лет назад +1

      Though did we

    • @joshyshum
      @joshyshum 5 лет назад

      Karan Sharma bacck

    • @Dunkmaster33
      @Dunkmaster33 5 лет назад

      @@KaranSharma-hs6kk there, i fixed it

    • @Slash4747
      @Slash4747 5 лет назад +1

      *Jesus' (u dont need the extra s at the end)

  • @Wolf21973
    @Wolf21973 Год назад +5

    Miss PewNews. The most trusted news in all the land.

  • @connorgordon2285
    @connorgordon2285 3 года назад +7

    I'm just happy that I found the "and that's a fact" meme origin

  • @alpham1223
    @alpham1223 5 лет назад +2948

    *Whamen* aren't real?! Who am I supposed to *respecc* now?!

  • @denisemelendez245
    @denisemelendez245 5 лет назад +2587

    "Do you watch the News?"
    *"yes I do"*
    "What news channel?"
    *"Pew News"*

    • @resident1793
      @resident1793 5 лет назад +141

      **Pew News*

    • @HellSpartanZ
      @HellSpartanZ 5 лет назад +22

      Pew news 😉

    • @fatal06
      @fatal06 5 лет назад +35

      Hey it’s pew news pewdiepie has nothing to do with that

    • @BrokenGodEnt
      @BrokenGodEnt 5 лет назад +26

      It's Pew News you uncultured swine.

    • @v4enthusiast541
      @v4enthusiast541 5 лет назад +8

      Bubbles 6763 Better than watching any mainstream media tbh

  • @mediocre_geo
    @mediocre_geo 4 года назад +11

    Saint Felix, we need a church or cathedral named like that

  • @carlywalsh7403
    @carlywalsh7403 5 лет назад +37

    Lmao as soon as you said "Jesus Christ needs your help", I got a Hebrew bible ad

    • @vivandbron2490
      @vivandbron2490 4 года назад

      Marissa Smith that’s not funny

    • @yxngmicky1068
      @yxngmicky1068 4 года назад +2

      Lucas And eethan u shmicky schmacky doo dah

  • @FirehawkValkyrie
    @FirehawkValkyrie 5 лет назад +960

    So glad that Felix has taken the mantle as the voice of RUclips. As much as people say he doesn't really have any care or connection he's one of the few people who'll sit down, be serious and inform the platform whilst still keeping his comedy alongside it.

    • @bl_nkspac_9650
      @bl_nkspac_9650 5 лет назад +52

      You mean Gloria Borger.

    • @cooldude3385
      @cooldude3385 5 лет назад +3

      Wrestle With Jeff goldblum

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 5 лет назад +3

      So basically God exists.

    • @asaptherm
      @asaptherm 5 лет назад +1

      Monster Master Amen.

    • @shianeruu4359
      @shianeruu4359 5 лет назад

      @@bl_nkspac_9650 What? All this time I thought she was Poppy Harlow...

  • @moonangel2368
    @moonangel2368 5 лет назад +314

    *PewNews*
    0:35 Fake Gamer Girl
    10:26 Jesus needs your help
    12:13 RiceGum Exposed

    • @xenzyu
      @xenzyu 5 лет назад +6

      You better put PewNews right or i goddamn call the police fam

    • @moonangel2368
      @moonangel2368 5 лет назад +2

      @@xenzyu , Fixed! 😅

    • @ElectabuzzMBV
      @ElectabuzzMBV 5 лет назад

      @@Horopter probably in his next vid, like he said

    • @moonangel2368
      @moonangel2368 5 лет назад

      @Motivational Hat , Are you from India?

  • @nodata5933
    @nodata5933 4 года назад +11

    Call of Duty did an oopsie when they removed zombies in mobile.

  • @5bind
    @5bind 4 года назад +15

    I like how the link to headphones ends in “/edgar”
    I’m also very upset to report even though I’m not Poppy Gloria, I don’t think Jesus got his kids, I’m commenting this in 2020 and on the Patreon, it says 7%, I wish I saw this vid at the time, truly disappointing....

  • @LeitWoWPlayer
    @LeitWoWPlayer 5 лет назад +758

    Jesus gained 1000 patrons since Pewds uploaded the vid, im so proud of this community.

    • @zell189
      @zell189 5 лет назад +40

      That's how pewds work

    • @bc_gaming4502
      @bc_gaming4502 5 лет назад +11

      Pewds is somewhat like Jesus, spread the word to the people

    • @pomoswitch
      @pomoswitch 5 лет назад +16

      @@bc_gaming4502 Jesus helped Jesus

    • @nananimii
      @nananimii 5 лет назад +1

      PomoSwitch sounds legit

    • @thescarlethunter2160
      @thescarlethunter2160 5 лет назад

      I’m the 300th like

  • @BL00DM0N37
    @BL00DM0N37 5 лет назад +285

    As a girl I can confirm I do not exist at all. I am simply a figment if your imagination.

    • @raccoonchild
      @raccoonchild 5 лет назад +8

      I always knew I wasn't real

    • @THEMONSTER-mo2ih
      @THEMONSTER-mo2ih 5 лет назад +12

      I was correct all along. Men (such as I) didn’t want to like men because that’s gay, and being gay is gay, so we invented a drug we put in all our food that makes us hallucinate women.

    • @natejackson862
      @natejackson862 5 лет назад +3

      so who makes the sandwiches then

    • @voiceoverpetesfiverraccoun2632
      @voiceoverpetesfiverraccoun2632 5 лет назад

      @@THEMONSTER-mo2ih so i like a hallucination

    • @sammybutler7241
      @sammybutler7241 5 лет назад

      But I'm a girl so are you a figment of a figment of someone's imagination

  • @DafterHindi
    @DafterHindi 3 года назад +6

    I miss Pew News

  • @lilyyates5039
    @lilyyates5039 5 лет назад +2581

    News: Felix said that wahmen can't do anything!
    Me an intellectual: Ahem, that wasn't Felix, that was Gloria Bolger

    • @darryl2753
      @darryl2753 5 лет назад +5

      Subscribed to you Jesus Christ

    • @DlcEnergy
      @DlcEnergy 5 лет назад +9

      dtv i think you're in the wrong place

    • @darryl2753
      @darryl2753 5 лет назад +3

      Hahaha im sorry mate ,I ment to comment on the main comments section

    • @DlcEnergy
      @DlcEnergy 5 лет назад +1

      dtv if it's forgiveness you want, i can tell you i don't have many. but what i do have, is a very bright idea. a bright idea, that i think you'll be very interested in knowing. if you subscribe to Jesus now, that'll be the end of it. he will forgive you, he will save you. but if you don't. he won't forgive you, he wont save you. and you're gonna remain in the wrong place for the rest of eternity! good grief!!

    • @fag9073
      @fag9073 5 лет назад

      The intellectual for gets to put a comma in the comment. Actually an intellectual.

  • @dopestgamer5686
    @dopestgamer5686 5 лет назад +509

    Someone: does and oopsie
    Pewds: *that’s how oopsie works*

    • @loganrose4316
      @loganrose4316 5 лет назад +4

      You’ve earned your like

    • @JustYTchannels
      @JustYTchannels 5 лет назад +1

      Bread 2 The Awakening *ITS MaFia NoT ooPsIe StuPId*

    • @manbruh2145
      @manbruh2145 5 лет назад

      @@JustYTchannels *He wAS joKInG DuH*

  • @niki-kb6ge
    @niki-kb6ge 5 лет назад +32

    Ricegum: Gets called out
    Also Ricegum: starts to talk about different people who made the same oopsie in hopes that people will go after them instead

  • @pastelposion
    @pastelposion 5 лет назад +25

    Gloria: Why would any man pretend to be a woman?
    *cue James Charles intro*

    • @maopark
      @maopark 4 года назад +5

      He's just a man who loves make up. Doesn't mean he's pretending to be a woman but okay sis.

    • @mikelt6114
      @mikelt6114 4 года назад +3

      @@maopark He's gay and uses female pronouns, im not saying she is pretending to be a woman, but she claims to be one and to be honest, i think shes right into claiming that.

    • @kroh7742
      @kroh7742 4 года назад

      *HeY sIsTeRs!*

  • @tharindunw85
    @tharindunw85 5 лет назад +1436

    Gloria borger is a girl
    Says that girls don't exist
    Hmmmmm
    *play xfiles theme*

    • @redthief4623
      @redthief4623 5 лет назад +27

      *Elon Musk has left the chat*

    • @thotpatrol3504
      @thotpatrol3504 5 лет назад +8

      Hey man trust me it’s science

    • @zacharydeleon6912
      @zacharydeleon6912 5 лет назад +11

      Maybee... gloRia BorGer ISNT'T ACTUALLY GLORIA BORGER

    • @ljreizen4129
      @ljreizen4129 5 лет назад +19

      too bad. gloria borger isn't a girl. she is a "whamen"

    • @jonathangonzales7081
      @jonathangonzales7081 5 лет назад +2

      If there isn’t any woman does that mean men are self producing mammals😂🤔

  • @Blurrzi
    @Blurrzi 5 лет назад +4412

    Oh no..... Now the wall street journel is gonna take your "girls arnt good at anything" comment and take it out of context

    • @UnderscoreSystem
      @UnderscoreSystem 5 лет назад +173

      Good, it's probably exactly what he wants them to do

    • @indicaoversativa
      @indicaoversativa 5 лет назад +216

      It was Gloria Borger

    • @Phabrysio
      @Phabrysio 5 лет назад +40

      Pewds has me yanking my collar the whole time when talking about woman

    • @keops4841
      @keops4841 5 лет назад +71

      But girls DONT EXIST

    • @Joser023
      @Joser023 5 лет назад +12

      Except Gloria borger and poppy

  • @alfredomedina5048
    @alfredomedina5048 5 лет назад +8

    I love how Gloria even though she’s a waman says they don’t exist

  • @puddits2159
    @puddits2159 3 года назад +4

    OMG your jacket :D

  • @salmonroe1755
    @salmonroe1755 5 лет назад +1058

    If *Whamen* did not exist, does that mean Marzia isnt real?
    *BRAD IS MARZIA CONFIRMED*

  • @commentreader3944
    @commentreader3944 5 лет назад +347

    Careful pewds journalists are everywhere dont do an oopsie

    • @xXInfinityDiesXx
      @xXInfinityDiesXx 5 лет назад +21

      Sounds like something a journalist would say 🤔

    • @ftresha
      @ftresha 5 лет назад +2

      Don’t reverse brown pewds...

    • @plousho1947
      @plousho1947 5 лет назад +4

      PewDiePie didn't say that poppy Harlow did

    • @zurpple721
      @zurpple721 5 лет назад +1

      It's January so its okay

    • @Hachikoi333
      @Hachikoi333 5 лет назад +1

      "poopdiepie say that whamen aren't real!!"

  • @looselink6303
    @looselink6303 4 года назад +4

    Me:Watching an old Pewds video in my recommended
    Pews:10:21
    Me: Wait a minute

  • @keemorg3997
    @keemorg3997 4 года назад

    so this is where that TV meme template came from

  • @Louie8888
    @Louie8888 5 лет назад +535

    Pewdiepie: respect woman
    Pewdiepie: woman dont exist

    • @izzyyt1
      @izzyyt1 5 лет назад +30

      Louie The Bird Gloria borger said woman don exist ok

    • @citavalo
      @citavalo 5 лет назад

      Yeah he respects nothing dude. He not being mean or ironic.

    • @bsmh_2869
      @bsmh_2869 5 лет назад +1

      That’s so rude

    • @williamh123456789
      @williamh123456789 5 лет назад +2

      whoooooosh

    • @ThePimpinator
      @ThePimpinator 5 лет назад +1

      Respect your property

  • @HARISJK123
    @HARISJK123 5 лет назад +1173

    PewDiePie: "Women are not games."
    Media: pewdiepie hates women

  • @Axesmed
    @Axesmed 4 года назад +4

    10:21 he said it! He said the thing!

  • @arthurmanalo7720
    @arthurmanalo7720 5 лет назад

    Pewds:And
    *an ad appeared of nowhere* 5:22

  • @don8099
    @don8099 5 лет назад +1743

    wait if girls dont exist... and gloria borger is a girl.. does that mean that gloria does not exist..?
    pewdiepie, we’re waiting.

    • @alexander6998
      @alexander6998 5 лет назад +21

      Yikes another person commented that. 15 mins ago.

    • @bobbiecapewell5333
      @bobbiecapewell5333 5 лет назад +48

      At this point, I'm not sure is Gloria Borger is a whamen. Seems off to me

    • @giovannibrena3913
      @giovannibrena3913 5 лет назад +2

      pewdiepie who?

    • @ProfGary
      @ProfGary 5 лет назад +5

      Isn't it obvious? Stupid whamen

    • @bossboy191919
      @bossboy191919 5 лет назад +1

      don kii ok let's take a moment and figure this out

  • @RandomPerson-wy5pn
    @RandomPerson-wy5pn 5 лет назад +144

    Everyone: Tells Pewds to help Jesus Christ
    Pewds: Tells everyone to help Jesus Christ
    *That's how Mafia works*

    • @koldy7267
      @koldy7267 5 лет назад +1

      .ruclips.net/video/-d6IrfF23Ww_/видео.htmlarfbm

    • @ultraman6644
      @ultraman6644 5 лет назад +2

      Pews doesn't speak in this video

    • @mladencvjetkovic5927
      @mladencvjetkovic5927 5 лет назад

      @@koldy7267 I still respecc you

  • @aslan.c0m
    @aslan.c0m 4 года назад +72

    As a god
    I can confirm
    *jesus need our help to get his babies back*

  • @poprichaun
    @poprichaun 5 лет назад +20

    “Girls don’t even exist” 😂 lmao 😂

  • @briannaisokay2286
    @briannaisokay2286 5 лет назад +712

    With all these shows, the media must think PewDiePie had multiple personality disorder or something

    • @user-mq7ud3mw5p
      @user-mq7ud3mw5p 5 лет назад +12

      But they’re different people

    • @zoa3244
      @zoa3244 5 лет назад

      What are you even talking about?

    • @edwinthedestroyer6532
      @edwinthedestroyer6532 5 лет назад +3

      The media should stop caring so much about pewdiepie

    • @zoa3244
      @zoa3244 5 лет назад

      @ChronicBlitz I was responding to Brianna 😂

    • @jakoda2514
      @jakoda2514 5 лет назад

      Pewdiepie wasn't even in this video, Gloria was

  • @dz1ak695
    @dz1ak695 5 лет назад +2444

    Is this how mafia works?

    • @CareyOnShipmate
      @CareyOnShipmate 5 лет назад +54

      no no no you're thinking about THAT. THAT'S how mafia works

    • @Joseph-pk7wu
      @Joseph-pk7wu 5 лет назад +12

      No, that's just how Mafia works.

    • @dori4490
      @dori4490 5 лет назад +2

      DZØ1 ÅK How many comments did you leave lmal

    • @fahmiyusoff9154
      @fahmiyusoff9154 5 лет назад +1

      Pewds is trying to burn the very person he is trying to be...Ray William Johnson

    • @lordvader602
      @lordvader602 5 лет назад +8

      Level 1: poopiepie
      Level 2: PewDiePie
      Level 100: GlOrIa BoRgAr

  • @finnish_hunter
    @finnish_hunter Год назад +3

    The feeling of seeing a triple A company's downfall is like no other.

  • @lemongirl3846
    @lemongirl3846 5 лет назад +30

    My seven year old sister: pEwDiEpIe I aM gAmEr gIrL I pLaY rObLoX!

  • @lucyhtml
    @lucyhtml 5 лет назад +502

    It's horrible to see Jesus so upset and desperate 😢😢😢

  • @handsome1757
    @handsome1757 5 лет назад +546

    Rice gum and jake Paul promote gambling to kids...
    That’s how mafia works

  • @nazir7614
    @nazir7614 3 года назад +3

    Gloria Borger: PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
    Poppy Harlow: *pop

  • @hayleecrowther6727
    @hayleecrowther6727 5 лет назад

    OMG HAHAHA I GOT LELE PONS AD ON YOUR VID. All she was doing was singing in Spanish. And it was auto tune central hahaha

  • @KLASHBrawlStars
    @KLASHBrawlStars 5 лет назад +1934

    I got a “how mafia works” ad 😂😂👌

  • @adrianawinters1464
    @adrianawinters1464 5 лет назад +1433

    As a female, I am supporting the fact that i don't exist

    • @agentsquid9079
      @agentsquid9079 5 лет назад +9

      Rainpai None of us will, if you think about it..

    • @natsudragion7790
      @natsudragion7790 5 лет назад +109

      As a male I support you , supporting the fact that you don't exist
      Cos I respecc wahmen

    • @Blithmmm
      @Blithmmm 5 лет назад +3

      Says the girl with a gacha pfp

    • @T_E_G
      @T_E_G 5 лет назад

      But. If Jesus is the son who made all of us in the first place... aren't we all girls?
      *Jk*

    • @ishanp2807
      @ishanp2807 5 лет назад

      Don't hit hard on yourself
      ~your SENPAI~

  • @nekomancer9181
    @nekomancer9181 4 года назад +23

    Pewdiepie: my cant be my wehmen waifu to be real?
    Me: Dude you're married already

  • @Zachattack-nu7lr
    @Zachattack-nu7lr 5 лет назад +5

    10:21 You have come this, have you, traveler?

  • @soupycoopey8357
    @soupycoopey8357 5 лет назад +1341

    We all know vox is gonna make a whole ass article because of pewds's "girls are bad at games" jokes
    Wtf this dosent deserve any of the attention but thanks.

    • @koldy7267
      @koldy7267 5 лет назад +1

      .ruclips.net/video/-d6IrfF23Ww_/видео.htmliskwnq

    • @tigran914
      @tigran914 5 лет назад +63

      Probably gonna start with the "iron cross" on his jacket.

    • @soupycoopey8357
      @soupycoopey8357 5 лет назад +24

      @@koldy7267 i dont know if this is a joke or not but if its self promotion please stop. If you're going to self promote minecraft footage to a pewdiepie video is pretty dumb.

    • @austenlaxton1115
      @austenlaxton1115 5 лет назад +3

      I'd hope that cults name was worth mentioning, considering it's enciting extremists in our own country.

    • @babonzibob474
      @babonzibob474 5 лет назад +2

      @@austenlaxton1115 likely not for legal reasons