@@JSGypsum Honestly all three were. The concept of a snail using an urn as a shell then a coffin is actually . . . morbidly brilliant. And the detail about it hanging around Fire type gyms to refill on ash is a neat touch.
Peter with a genuinely good Pokémon line from abilities to description, Jackson coming in with a niche idea that somehow works, Zack with the puns come to life, and then Jordan just absolutely blowing the competition out of the water
Peter and Zack’s Pokémon concepts were genuinely so good that now I’m upset we’re probably never going to see these guys finalized in an actual Pokémon game
Jordan delivered on a whole different plane of existence. I dont know how many pens and keyboards must have burst into flames while writing quickies description.
Here is the Saga, for those interested. Pedo joke begins 5:26 A lesson for the kids 7:29 (the comedic timing on this one was perfect, with Jackson losing it right away, Zach figuring it out quickly, then Jordan, with Peter just sitting there confused until he hit rewind in his brain and finally got it.) Zach has an amazing psychic read 14:27 (I’d do more quickie time stamps but honestly the whole thing is the clip) 17:54 Zach realizes how pointless the quickie was. 20:29 Peter pays $2.50 for a quickie from Jordan.
😂😂😂I really don't know if Jordan was ignorant of his pokemon name and ability or containing his laughter but his presententation really caught me off guard.😂😂😂
I mean he was barely containing his laughter tbf, and maybe if it was just a normal pokemon that happened to be named quickie but there's no way he wrote literally only that for the entire thing on accident
The script for this sharpedo tank is so good. From Zack's Pokémon, which I actually want in the game, to Jordan's presentation after that long setup from Jackson. Top tier hilarious Underdogs content.
@@ZephyCluster It has 92 defence and 145 spdf. You don't need sash. Train it in HP and Defence, give it leftovers or Assault Vest, and pair it with an intimidate user, that thing is staying on the field until longer than Ting Lu.
Here’s what I’d do in a double battle. I have 1, very frail but fast Pokemon (prob holding choice scarf) use follow me while the other uses trick room. Once the frail one faints, I get a free switch into escarghoul and outspeed everything because of trick room, and demolish them with the soul feeder boost.
The video had such a build up to Jordan's presentation and it was such a huge pay off that it's hard to believe it wasn't staged! I had to pause a few times because I was dying of laughter!
I know Jordan's batshit insane presentation was the highlight. I just want to appreciate how unbelievably hard Escarghoul goes, god DAMN, top tier design
I am absolutely convinced that Jordan planned the sharpedo joke at the beginning to fit with the innuendo's with his pokémon that are supposedly lessons for children
Fun fact, a pokemon evolving after it took a certain amount of damage already exists. Galarian yamask needs to take 49 points of damage before it can evolve into runerigus through the player walking under a rock in the wild area
5:10 I know I may be considered a nerd for correcting him, but Pokémon has made a Pokémon that takes a specific amount of damage to evolve, that Pokémon being ymask to runegious
Zack's mockups were actually pretty good, I love the concept of death snail, his names were pretty Pokemon-esque, and that final evolution was actually nuts.
Poppt1 making us remember that he is the funniest underdog once again xD Loved the draws from Kiana they look perfect even with the weird concepts. Hope for a part 2, the Sharkp***s need to come back.
4:52 definitely never done before y'know,because galarian yamask and White stripe basculin don't exist 12:35 it would be the world's ABSOLUTE best trick room pokemon ever
@@darinunez4898 worth the wait, very funny video and always nice seeing the guys get to express themselves. Also, if any of the guys who aren't jordan are vying for the title of funniest underdog 2023 then they have to step up cuz first the pedo thing and then everything about quickie had me dying!
I honestly like Escarghouls evolutionary line. The Pokédex entry behind it wasn't rather bad. It's ability was rather well, its stats and moves could be worked around competitively and the idea that originated behind the creation was rather brilliant. The design details were also brilliant. Would be honestly epic had it become a real Pokémon.
This was a really cool video idea! I really loved the drawings and the ideas. These are all legitimate Pokémon I could imagine. I had to pause the video during Jordan's presentation, I just could not take it lol. I have not laughed that hard in ages, I was in tears. You guys are the best, and please do more of these! :)
Jordan's presentation has got to be the funniest thing I've seen in so long the shar-pedo even before it and just how it kept going I was legitimately wheezing with laughter
The worst part is that now Pokemon can't use Escarghoul without getting permission and Pokemon company is too prideful for that. That is the coolest design for a non-canon pokemon ever and I want it in a game so bad lmfao
This episode of Sharpedo Tank was really... something. From Yowie (yaoi), Jordan The Shar-pedo, M-rated Pokémon boobies, to the unparalleled horror that is Quickie, this video truly has something for no one! 10/10, would reccommend! Edit: Thanks for the new Twitter banner, Jordan :)
Notes on Yahoo: That weight is actually really low for a humanoid creature of that height. If it had that weight at 7 feet, that would be slightly lean but workable. At 11 feet, it's way too light, especially for a "Gains" pokemon. Also, evolving based on damage taken isn't totally new. Basculin evolves into Basculegion when it's dealt around 300+ backlash damage to itself, and Yamask evolves into Runerigus when it's down at least 49 HP below its max (but isn't knocked out).
Making a podcast segment into a video was such an amazing idea ! I hope there’s going to be a sequel ! We really see the best of each of you in those shark tank👌🏻
This video has convinced me that Jordan is the absolute mastermind of the Underdogs and has known what he’s doing all along. There is no fathomable way someone could create Quickie unaware unless they were the most oblivious motherfucker on the planet.
I love that jordan made two mons that were inspired by things that are already pokemon. i.e. quicksand (sandyghast/pallosand), and pollution (koffing/weezing).
Peter's Idea: Great myth/folklore reference and strong design, only flaw is over-verbose dex entries. Jackson's Idea: Makes me question if he's played 30 seconds of Pokémon in his life. Zach's Idea: Surprisingly thorough and adept design, definitely not family-friendly as is but it wouldn't take many tweaks to get there. Jordan's Idea: I swear to god it is impossible to tell if he's doing this on purpose, which is part of what makes it so hilarious. Like, this HAS to be intentional, it just HAS to be, but he's just SO good at playing the clueless that I watch it and believe completely that it's completely unintentional.
I'm sorry Poppt if you ever wanted to go back to a teaching job but that sharpedo moment during Cogger's intro was too funny Oh then Poppt's proposals came yeah
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Jordan’s chances of being a teacher dwindles with each Shark Tank episode…
Shark pedo tank...
I think they may be done, I’ve been seeing more frequent streams after all.
You know the video is going to be good if this is the first comment that comes up
Jordan is intentionally destroying the possibility of being a teacher so he can devote more time to RUclips
@@cupcakemedia1143 He found the out.
Quickie is clearly the best Pokemon conceived by man. I can see absolutely no problems with its name, description or abilities.
Indeed, it is flawless
Perfection
I would love to have a Quickie
@@collinlauber4541wanna get a quickie with me
Little Z actually nailed the pokedex entries lol. He exactly got how they're just kinda two vaguely related sentences
his first pokemon was actually designed kinda well too
@@JSGypsum Honestly all three were. The concept of a snail using an urn as a shell then a coffin is actually . . . morbidly brilliant. And the detail about it hanging around Fire type gyms to refill on ash is a neat touch.
@@Taygon45I was totally expecting it to be a ghost steel or ghost fire type
5:26
“Good evening sharks”
“-pedos”
“Pedos?”
Fucking love Jackson’s quick thinking on that
It really set up the hilarity in Jordan's round perfectly
I love how Jordan is trying to teach kids about quickies.
Bad Pun Alert
He should be teaching them about getoutties.
Gotta teach them young
Known to finish off small children in seconds!
"welcome pedos"
Peter with a genuinely good Pokémon line from abilities to description, Jackson coming in with a niche idea that somehow works, Zack with the puns come to life, and then Jordan just absolutely blowing the competition out of the water
blowing haha
It certainly was a quick victory
A great finish to the video and the competition
Jordan doing what now 🤨 📸
Jordan's blowing the competition with his Quickie
Jordan always shows up with the worst preparation but brings out the best presentation. I had trouble breathing during his segment.
Just like those k-
@@ReverseScript Ayo what 😅
Jordan: It's for kids
Also Jordan: presents Quickie and a slur-spamming squirtle corpse.
Hop and Little Z unironically had dope pokemon. Cogger delivered exactly what I expected, and Jordan is in prison now. Top tier video, 10/10.
Peter and Zack’s Pokémon concepts were genuinely so good that now I’m upset we’re probably never going to see these guys finalized in an actual Pokémon game
i dunno, yaoi the story time pokemon is kinda rough
@@DSDXV.You know what they say, “No pain no gain”
@@division6193 That is vile
Jordan had me fucking crying, my god. He definitely knows exactly what he's doing but rides the line for comedic effect like a master haha
Jordan must be on a speedrun to remove any chance of him becoming a teacher
Jordan delivered on a whole different plane of existence. I dont know how many pens and keyboards must have burst into flames while writing quickies description.
Of course Zack has the best Mon. His evolution line is so well named. Escarghoul goes hard.
Peter also had a fantastic mon. Good inspiration, competitively interesting, and funny.
I want one with my Wo-Chein
Here is the Saga, for those interested.
Pedo joke begins 5:26
A lesson for the kids 7:29 (the comedic timing on this one was perfect, with Jackson losing it right away, Zach figuring it out quickly, then Jordan, with Peter just sitting there confused until he hit rewind in his brain and finally got it.)
Zach has an amazing psychic read 14:27 (I’d do more quickie time stamps but honestly the whole thing is the clip)
17:54 Zach realizes how pointless the quickie was.
20:29 Peter pays $2.50 for a quickie from Jordan.
Also: 5:05 where Jordan was planning to hype his Pokémon up
😂😂😂I really don't know if Jordan was ignorant of his pokemon name and ability or containing his laughter but his presententation really caught me off guard.😂😂😂
He knows what he’s doing 😂
I feel like he didn't know initially but then was too far gone to call it quits after the fact.
@@RushWheeler true. He's going with the flow
There's no way he didn't know what he was doing, I refuse to beleive otherwise.
I mean he was barely containing his laughter tbf, and maybe if it was just a normal pokemon that happened to be named quickie but there's no way he wrote literally only that for the entire thing on accident
The fact that Jordan just keeps on going at 16:10 is why he’s so funny… and also why he’s not becoming a teacher
Either Jordan was on some weird shit or this was the best script he has ever practiced.
I doubt he actually realized what he wrote and once he made the shark pedo joke he realized what he had done
@@hrisl he knew there for sure, he was on the let’s roll with it mentality later on.
Peter - The patriot
Jackson - Making it up as he goes along
Zack - The pun master
Jordan - Now on a dozen watch lists
I actually cried and slapped my desk with Quickie. That was amazing. Top tier moment for sure.
The script for this sharpedo tank is so good. From Zack's Pokémon, which I actually want in the game, to Jordan's presentation after that long setup from Jackson. Top tier hilarious Underdogs content.
Literally in tears as Jordan tries to explain away a "quickie'" suck ability.😂😂😂
Jordan continues to display why he's the funniest Underdog by far
I forgot about their Sharpedos pun for the judges, so I was genuinely confused when Jordan seemed to request that Jackson refer to them as pedos.
Quote of the week: We could also have Pokémon with boobies.
-Zack Treharne
Quote of the week: All of Quickie's Pokedex entry
Quote of the weak: "Quick Release ALWAYS comes out first"
"you get sucked by a quickie"
Honestly Jordan not knowing what he was doing with Quickie was believable up until "quick release"
Honestly quick release isn’t that dirty. I think he lost me at its ability
"It always comes out first"
Holy shit I busted out laughing in the office when Jordan corrected Cogger "pedos"... got a look from coworkers... great stuff
Escarghoul sounds terrifying on trick room teams
Either a trick room god or a contact move sweeper slayer if given a focus sash.
"Touch me if you dare mofo."
@@ZephyCluster
It has 92 defence and 145 spdf. You don't need sash. Train it in HP and Defence, give it leftovers or Assault Vest, and pair it with an intimidate user, that thing is staying on the field until longer than Ting Lu.
Love the competitive view
I was thinking that too, a speed stat of 1 would be unreal with Trick Room
Here’s what I’d do in a double battle. I have 1, very frail but fast Pokemon (prob holding choice scarf) use follow me while the other uses trick room. Once the frail one faints, I get a free switch into escarghoul and outspeed everything because of trick room, and demolish them with the soul feeder boost.
"If you know a little Australian mythology, you might see the next one coming!"
"Yeah. Boomerang!"
Never change, Cogger.
I hope Kiana knows how epic she is for doing this 😎
This needs more attention. The Artwork is just perfect.
The video had such a build up to Jordan's presentation and it was such a huge pay off that it's hard to believe it wasn't staged! I had to pause a few times because I was dying of laughter!
I know Jordan's batshit insane presentation was the highlight.
I just want to appreciate how unbelievably hard Escarghoul goes, god DAMN, top tier design
Everyone is great in these presentation videos, but Jordan is just insane
I am absolutely convinced that Jordan planned the sharpedo joke at the beginning to fit with the innuendo's with his pokémon that are supposedly lessons for children
Jordan's pitch took so much fucking effort to not start cackling bro lmaooo
Fun fact, a pokemon evolving after it took a certain amount of damage already exists. Galarian yamask needs to take 49 points of damage before it can evolve into runerigus through the player walking under a rock in the wild area
5:10 I know I may be considered a nerd for correcting him, but Pokémon has made a Pokémon that takes a specific amount of damage to evolve, that Pokémon being ymask to runegious
and white striped basculin
does peter know what the other meaning for yaoi is???
Wut
@billyredfern I was just thinking that
@@splaturials9156 gay porn
it doesn't even read the same, stop being weird wtf
Bro how do you hear yowie and the first thing you think about is gay romance anime
Jordan's quickie section had comedic writing on par with Director cogger
Zack's mockups were actually pretty good, I love the concept of death snail, his names were pretty Pokemon-esque, and that final evolution was actually nuts.
I love Cogger’s creativity with the media trio, and deevidee’s nuance would be really cool to see in a Pokémon game
Deevidee would definitely have to be a legendary similar to Genesect though, it's way too strong otherwise
Holy crap this exchange is legendary 5:26
“Good evening sharks.”
“Pedos”
“Pedos?!”
I was absolutely drenched in tears from Jordan’s presentation I haven’t laughed this hard in so long
That might be the most unexpected Kiana jumpscare I've seen in a while, and I'm here for it.
Also omfg, I actually cried over the quickie bit 10/10.
Jordan's Quickie killed me.
There’s no way Jordan didn’t know what he was doing when he made quickie. OMG I have never laughed so hard.
Poppt1 making us remember that he is the funniest underdog once again xD
Loved the draws from Kiana they look perfect even with the weird concepts.
Hope for a part 2, the Sharkp***s need to come back.
I love how they progressively get more well dressed with each passing video
5:27 PROOF JORDAN IS THE FUNIEST WHEN HE DOESNT TRY
Every IRL video reminds me of why Jordan is possibly the funniest person on the planet without ever being aware of it 😅
The thumbnail already says underdogs are better at creating Pokémon than Nintendo (Gamefreak my bad)
Nintendo doesn’t make Pokémon games
Gamefreak does
@@Wolfpack_-gp5ij damn u right
4:52 definitely never done before y'know,because galarian yamask and White stripe basculin don't exist
12:35 it would be the world's ABSOLUTE best trick room pokemon ever
Jacksons reactions to escarghouls ability! Lmao. 😂 13:15
i seriously don’t think i’ve ever laughed as much as i did at jordan’s presentation
Words cannot describe how excited i am for this, every time this has been mentioned on the pod i have asked myself when, and now is that when!
So what do you think
@@darinunez4898 worth the wait, very funny video and always nice seeing the guys get to express themselves. Also, if any of the guys who aren't jordan are vying for the title of funniest underdog 2023 then they have to step up cuz first the pedo thing and then everything about quickie had me dying!
Jordan owes me food, I just spit everything out
I don’t know if it should be Holly or his parents but someone has to warn Jordan about these things more often.
I honestly like Escarghouls evolutionary line. The Pokédex entry behind it wasn't rather bad. It's ability was rather well, its stats and moves could be worked around competitively and the idea that originated behind the creation was rather brilliant. The design details were also brilliant. Would be honestly epic had it become a real Pokémon.
I'm so glad they left Jordan's until the end, after all the build up before hand. That man is a comic genius!
Jordan’s made me laugh the hardest, but Peter’s is the one I’d want to see in a game
I'm rarely commentating these videos but I have to appreciate the quality you guys are bringing up these days.
Thanks for the content!
This was a really cool video idea! I really loved the drawings and the ideas. These are all legitimate Pokémon I could imagine. I had to pause the video during Jordan's presentation, I just could not take it lol. I have not laughed that hard in ages, I was in tears. You guys are the best, and please do more of these! :)
Jordan's presentation has got to be the funniest thing I've seen in so long the shar-pedo even before it and just how it kept going I was legitimately wheezing with laughter
Only Jordan could have unironically imagined that description and name for a quicksand pokemon
i refuse to believe the "hello sharks" was not a setup
The worst part is that now Pokemon can't use Escarghoul without getting permission and Pokemon company is too prideful for that. That is the coolest design for a non-canon pokemon ever and I want it in a game so bad lmfao
everyone gangsta until escarghoul's doubles partner sets up trick room.
4:53 while not the exact same, Basculin into Basculegion has a similar method with taking x amount of recoil damage.
Also, galarian yamask. it has to take approximately 40 hp of damage and then you have to walk under a stone arch in the dusty bowl in the wild area
This episode of Sharpedo Tank was really... something. From Yowie (yaoi), Jordan The Shar-pedo, M-rated Pokémon boobies, to the unparalleled horror that is Quickie, this video truly has something for no one!
10/10, would reccommend!
Edit: Thanks for the new Twitter banner, Jordan :)
Notes on Yahoo: That weight is actually really low for a humanoid creature of that height. If it had that weight at 7 feet, that would be slightly lean but workable. At 11 feet, it's way too light, especially for a "Gains" pokemon. Also, evolving based on damage taken isn't totally new. Basculin evolves into Basculegion when it's dealt around 300+ backlash damage to itself, and Yamask evolves into Runerigus when it's down at least 49 HP below its max (but isn't knocked out).
Jordan proving he is the funniest underdog 😭💯
Escarghoul in trick room makes it a living nightmare
15:12 jesus christ Jordan LOL
Making a podcast segment into a video was such an amazing idea ! I hope there’s going to be a sequel ! We really see the best of each of you in those shark tank👌🏻
Jordan going last was really unfortunate, his whole presentation got an extra layer of unhinged
14:15 coggers “What?!” Kills me every time
This video has convinced me that Jordan is the absolute mastermind of the Underdogs and has known what he’s doing all along. There is no fathomable way someone could create Quickie unaware unless they were the most oblivious motherfucker on the planet.
genuinely in tears about Jordan's pokemon.
7:43 Hopcats delayed reaction was the icing on top of this moment I was dying 😂
Never let Jordan cook again
I love that jordan made two mons that were inspired by things that are already pokemon. i.e. quicksand (sandyghast/pallosand), and pollution (koffing/weezing).
I mean let's be frank, Game Freak has been doing the same for years
I'd be 100% convinced Jordan was doing his whole bit on purpose if it was anyone other than Jordan.
Jordan's talk was so hysterical it could be scripted
“Good evening, sharks”
“Pedos”
“Pedos”
I haven't laughed this much watching a RUclips video in a long time lmao
Jordan may get some lame kills on the gaming channel and not bring the hype but his ability to bring content to this channel is amazing.
Jordan is a comedy master, I’ve never cried of laughter before until “quickie”
I missed this channel. You guys gotta keep the videos coming
This is 100% evidence that Jordan is the funniest Underdog
I can't tell if Jordan is brilliantly devious and knew exactly what he was doing or too pure he didn't see any of it.
Yet another example of why Jordan is the funniest Underdog
Imagine Jordan doing a job interview and they check his digital footprint and see this shit
Peter's Idea: Great myth/folklore reference and strong design, only flaw is over-verbose dex entries.
Jackson's Idea: Makes me question if he's played 30 seconds of Pokémon in his life.
Zach's Idea: Surprisingly thorough and adept design, definitely not family-friendly as is but it wouldn't take many tweaks to get there.
Jordan's Idea: I swear to god it is impossible to tell if he's doing this on purpose, which is part of what makes it so hilarious. Like, this HAS to be intentional, it just HAS to be, but he's just SO good at playing the clueless that I watch it and believe completely that it's completely unintentional.
The best part is that Jordan definitely didn’t do this on purpose
I was wondering how she was able to film quietly without laughing but I think I heard Sophie break a bit at 17:00
"I thought quickie was good"-poppt1 in a live stream
I absoluetely need more Sharpedo tank, this was incredible
Love how they question Zacks pokemon but yet Driftbloons pokedex exists
And basically every pokemon in the alola dex
@@Potato_Tomato-od2lz exactly
I'm sorry Poppt if you ever wanted to go back to a teaching job but that sharpedo moment during Cogger's intro was too funny
Oh then Poppt's proposals came yeah
5:26 why jordan is the best underdog
Jordan ascended this video to a higher plane. Just another reason why he is my favorite underdog (I love you all)