I noticed how i use the exact same phrases and such that jerma uses to justify and excuse the gambling Gambling is insanely fun to me and i watched jerma for aslong as i can remember, he turned me into a god damn potential gambling addict lmao Thankfully i know how fun it is so i rarely do it and always with a limit lol
It's so crazy how he's so obsessed with gambling he doesn't notice the people trying to give him money. Like, he gets so upset when people leave without paying but he doesnt realize they're trying he just won't get up from his computer to accept it.
To be fair they could just leave the money on the counter but I understand, I wouldn't want to be SWEARED and SCREAMED at for pissing my pants stonefaced.
I fell asleep watching this last night and i’m fast forwarding ten seconds at a time to see where I last remember in the video, but every spot i fast forward to he’s just playing the fruit slots again
"Enough gambling I'm not doing that again I'm tired of it." Literally 1 minute later he spends all his money on a slot machine making none of his money back.
Absolutely ICONIC stream. Fucking hilarious as always, watching him completely gamble away his savings like 3 times then complain about how broke he was constantly was transcendental
@@jeremytitus9519 if you’re really curious, have you ever heard of nutraloaf? In prisons, they grab whatever’s being served for breakfast, lunch and dinner (milk and beverages included), blend it up, bake it and feed it to inmates in solitary confinement. One big serving, it’s all they get for the day.
the developer of this game used the bark alarm from the iPhone and made that the barking asset for the dogs, so every time a dog barks in this video I have a mini heart attack
The dev really must be living somewhere in egypt or jordan or somehting, Cause they nailed it with the map's look and feel I can say a few towns here might look just about the same
he did the thing where he played the game so fucking badly that he made me buy it. I don't even play tycoon or sim type games but I was just so upset at how he spent his money I ended up buying the damn game
this is such a good game to watch him play. I love him just getting up from his chair silently and grabbing the bat and chasing that girl down. Felt really natural
45:28 I've never seen this stream and I edited the Dollhouse Behind the Scenes video, so watching this and being called out like that had me crying laughing
I've seen those super handsome faceapp edits, but that one was just his natural nano machines reconstructing his face at FTL speed. Very impressive indeed...
I love how jerma's first instinctual reaction to being approached by multiple streamers is to flip them off and then dance for a moment before running out. Truly a menace
The dog barking sfx that plays every couple mins is the same sound i use for my medication alarm, so every time it played i was like "oh shit is it pill time?"
jerma returning to his computer screen after saying “I need to save for (insert item), i cannot afford to gamble.” and immediately running to his computer like a heat seeking missile to gamble his hard earned money away is like a moth to a lamp. even if he wins huge he will just keep clicking the button
@@ItRhymesWith Because it's pasta. And because there's already sauce there. There's hamburger in spaghetti bolognese but I don't put mustard and pickles on top.
bro, there ain't NOTHIN wrong with Hamburger Helper on bread. You could go to practically any BBQ restaurant in the country and find a "Mac'n'Cheese Burger" on the menu. That is literally the same thing... the same EXACT thing as your hbh sandwich idea. Minor difference being the beef is in smaller, crumbled chunks rather than a larger, solid patty.
I love watching jerma play these shitty simulator games that are obviously just meant to keep a streamer and his chat occupied for an evening and never meant to be played beyond a few hours of by a non-streamer cause he makes it look so entertaining
Jerma quadrupling my carbohydrate consumption with the Hamburger Helper sandwich with Ketchup dip, and i honestly dont know if i should throw up or fall asleep immediately after eating it.
imagine getting knocked out after walking into a store being told "we're closed!" as the owner closes the shutters and locks the doors with you inside.
Okay but something you need to think about and probably haven’t (which is okay but do it now): *1.* There is so much zex and zizzing and zumming going on all over the world right now. Even _you_ were made from zizzing and zumming. You might not like it but zex is the engine that powers the world. *2.* Whenever there is zex with its zizzing and zumming, there is an audience (bugs, critters, viruses, germs, ghouls, ETs, Elbertson). *3.* Life is Pain. Pain is the price of existence. It’s a samsara type deal. Therefore reality is a zorn cafe. Jerma’s zorn cafe, because he made it. This guy is zucked (fucked).
if you break the hamburger helper idea down, it's not so bad. sandwiches can have "salad" as a filling (chicken, egg, etc). double carbs is concerning to some, but if i ate two rolls with a pasta dish no one would think anything of it. can't defend the ketchup though
only jerma, in an attempt to recoup costs from a likely porn-thief, can scare himself beating a thief to death with a baseball bat, exclaiming "OOOH!" when the bat connects, and immediately says "did i get it? someone help her up" while still holding the baseball bat such a shame that the jurassic park guy stole too
this started like jerma woke up in a saw trap.
GAS
GAS
LoL
_GYAS_
CAN YOU STAND THE SMELLY SMELLS?!?!
its always wonderful to see jerma fight against the temptation to gamble and fail, every time
He's gambling his addiction.
Reminds me of my dad
Why do you think he moved to Vegas
I noticed how i use the exact same phrases and such that jerma uses to justify and excuse the gambling
Gambling is insanely fun to me and i watched jerma for aslong as i can remember, he turned me into a god damn potential gambling addict lmao
Thankfully i know how fun it is so i rarely do it and always with a limit lol
It's so crazy how he's so obsessed with gambling he doesn't notice the people trying to give him money. Like, he gets so upset when people leave without paying but he doesnt realize they're trying he just won't get up from his computer to accept it.
To be fair they could just leave the money on the counter but I understand, I wouldn't want to be SWEARED and SCREAMED at for pissing my pants stonefaced.
I could imagine this is the one universe where he isn’t homeless or dead in the street losing everything from gambling. We got the lucky one
"I DON'T SMOKE CRACK" - People who smoke crack
the cia introduced crack to the ghettos
He went fugue. I could physically feel the crack-glaze crust over his eyes as he blindly screamed he doesn’t smoke crack
crack with real cheese
most crack fiends are actually really honest people
I fell asleep watching this last night and i’m fast forwarding ten seconds at a time to see where I last remember in the video, but every spot i fast forward to he’s just playing the fruit slots again
His addition strikes again
me too lol
Video is buffering but i swear to god if jerma is wearing a ring lamp around his neck im gonna lose it
Have you lost it?
@@dylanfulcher5134 more than you can understand
now I'm losing it reading this replies
Tumblr ass reply
@@krabb0787it wasn't even that funny. Him faking the lamp being stuck was so bad. He purposely tried to 'unstuck' it in the hardest possible way
"Enough gambling I'm not doing that again I'm tired of it."
Literally 1 minute later he spends all his money on a slot machine making none of his money back.
the sign of a true gambling addict
@@thatlonzoguy why do you think he moved to vegas?!
Maybe he should move out before he has to do the baseball stream as collateral
timestamp?
After how he treated xqc, him noticing trump in his cafe at 1:06:12 then the cut straight back to gambling killed me
And was later genuinely hurt that he saw the Xqc bot at the competitor’s cafe
Especially since like 5 minutes earlier he said he was done gambling
ADDICT streamer lets Zorn Cafe fall to RUIN while he gambles everything he owns
He don't smoke crack.....
The green Trump, that XQC guy with the stretched texture face, the sheer number of cats and dogs wandering around - god damn this game has it all
It's just like eastern Canada
this game is actually a very accurate representation of the city of Houston
You forgot the part where he beats the Indian Prime Minister with a bat for robbing him.
I love how he states that the electricity is off, and then immediately tries to turn on the computer.
Absolutely ICONIC stream. Fucking hilarious as always, watching him completely gamble away his savings like 3 times then complain about how broke he was constantly was transcendental
weird furry
Not to mention the gold mine of iconic bits from this stream def one of the best Jerma streams ever
the doctor pepper shirt makes this so much funnier
“Trust me, I’m a doctor.”
The doctor:
I too am a DP girlie
How
@@thplatoon-pg8vi Because we're DP girlies dude, keep up
@@MarkTheMagnificentdouble penetration
the first 2 minutes out of context actually seems like he’s going thru psychosis
Seems that way even with context.
This is the first video I've seen of him. I've seen the memes, but damn
Yeah im sure it just SEEMS like it haha 😊
@@laylord632BAHA WHAT A FIRST IMPRESSION LMAO, live laugh love jerma
Biblically accurate jerma
Every fucking time he his able to gamble in a game he spends half the time of the stream doing it
Wonderful! Another edited fever dream stream pumped out by one of Jerma's imprisioned editors, just in time for my lunch!
Does he even feed them?
@@jeremytitus9519 if you’re really curious, have you ever heard of nutraloaf?
In prisons, they grab whatever’s being served for breakfast, lunch and dinner (milk and beverages included), blend it up, bake it and feed it to inmates in solitary confinement. One big serving, it’s all they get for the day.
@@lambertstarr1218it's considered by many to be a form of punishment, so I'm not surprised. I hope they escape soon. 😢
the developer of this game used the bark alarm from the iPhone and made that the barking asset for the dogs, so every time a dog barks in this video I have a mini heart attack
YOU USE THE BARK ALARM?? PSYCHO
Bark alarm users are known to be in shambles
The dev really must be living somewhere in egypt or jordan or somehting, Cause they nailed it with the map's look and feel
I can say a few towns here might look just about the same
I love how jerma slowly accepts that z0rn is what rules the cafe, and he can't run away from it
1:36:02 "He's gonna get kicked in the head and it's not even his fault"
I'm dying of laughter
he did the thing where he played the game so fucking badly that he made me buy it. I don't even play tycoon or sim type games but I was just so upset at how he spent his money I ended up buying the damn game
Mobile ad Andy
did you enjoy it?
"like, yes, my son. like, yes." - an angel, probably
Bombed by terrorist.
"How do you stop that?"
Continues to gamble like nothing happened.
he really revealed that pic of him in the worst way possible
Hamburger Helper Andy
Is this the streamer that looks like hamburger helper?
this is such a good game to watch him play. I love him just getting up from his chair silently and grabbing the bat and chasing that girl down. Felt really natural
Nobody told him it wasn't a horror game but nobody probably thought they needed to either.
6:26 - Jerma finds out he can gamble and immediately looks at his balance
45:28 I've never seen this stream and I edited the Dollhouse Behind the Scenes video, so watching this and being called out like that had me crying laughing
the way jerma can go from 0:32 to 1:14 is impressive
I've seen those super handsome faceapp edits, but that one was just his natural nano machines reconstructing his face at FTL speed. Very impressive indeed...
Angelic to say the least
he looks like willem dafoe in spiderman
is he mewing
@@semi__colon no, he just locked in
I love how jerma's first instinctual reaction to being approached by multiple streamers is to flip them off and then dance for a moment before running out. Truly a menace
19:12 boston andy
las vegas andy 27:40
This stream was the catalyst into my jerma addiction, itll always hold a special place in my heart, thank you for turning it into a long edit ❤
Awwww
Jerma spending all his time and money on gambling and fighting customers and is somehow surprised that he hasnt made any progess in his cafe
56:30 hes already agro'd two npcs and he running from them but he just HAS to punch that guy to.
It’s Elon musk too 😭
it was all downhill once he found out there was gambling, then when he found out there was blackjack.. well.. it was joever
I love how he just becomes a gambling addicted violence junkie as soon as the game lets him
The dog barking sfx that plays every couple mins is the same sound i use for my medication alarm, so every time it played i was like "oh shit is it pill time?"
Jerma is pavloving you to take pills
Time for you to take your crazy pills!
pavlov
@@ThatZommysomebody had to say it
When i make hamburger helper i add 2 cans of kidney beans, some diced onions, diced tomatoes and shredded cheese on top. Its so good.
1:03:18 what does he mean by “It’s been a rough couple of years, I think, for everybody here” what kind of birthday message is that?
Probably a COVID related message since this was streamed in 2022
hamburger help me forget i ever saw that
He's not wrong. He doesn't smoke crack.
Crack smokes him.
38:40 the way he looks away and xqc just appears hand stretch out kills me
and then he spends too much time fucking around and doesn't get the payment lmao
jerma returning to his computer screen after saying “I need to save for (insert item), i cannot afford to gamble.” and immediately running to his computer like a heat seeking missile to gamble his hard earned money away is like a moth to a lamp. even if he wins huge he will just keep clicking the button
At first I thought the part at the beginning was a bit, but now I'm convinced he's genuinely stuck.
Thank you for the long edits of these classic streams Jerma's dumptruck
I was 1000% with Jerma on the Hamburger Helper sandwich thing until he said you dip it in ketchup. That's psychotic.
Nah that slaps
You put ketchup on a hamburger, so why wouldn't it also go on Hamburger Helper?
@@ItRhymesWith Because it's pasta. And because there's already sauce there. There's hamburger in spaghetti bolognese but I don't put mustard and pickles on top.
@@MarkTheMagnificent that sounds good tbh
@@ItRhymesWith I will pray for you lol
Why is nobody talking about how unironically good a name Exp & Espresso is
INSANE streamer shows UNCENSORED DUMPER on stream, shocking MILLIONS
why was he serving face in the beginning
of COURSE HE IMMEDIATELY GOES TO GAMBLE. OF COURSE
jerma finally revealing he has a girlfriend so that he can tell his hamburger helper story is the most jerma thing
bro, there ain't NOTHIN wrong with Hamburger Helper on bread. You could go to practically any BBQ restaurant in the country and find a "Mac'n'Cheese Burger" on the menu. That is literally the same thing... the same EXACT thing as your hbh sandwich idea. Minor difference being the beef is in smaller, crumbled chunks rather than a larger, solid patty.
You do NOT keep increasing your bet because you won a few hands in blackjack
this man is genuinely crazy
It is wild to me that some people just didn't know what Hamburger Helper was
outside of the US our hamburgers generally don't need help.
@@MrLego3160 facts
Jerma with the ring light around his neck looks like a dog wearing the cone of shame
I love watching jerma play these shitty simulator games that are obviously just meant to keep a streamer and his chat occupied for an evening and never meant to be played beyond a few hours of by a non-streamer cause he makes it look so entertaining
I think he is pregnant and having cravings
When Mr Green is pregnant, he craves MONEY and GAMBLING.
CRACK ADDICTED STREAMER GAMBLES ALL HIS MONEY AWAY: ZORN CAFE IN SHAMBLES
Halfway through it becomes a bossmanJack video, just without the real life consequences.
thankyou for this scrumptious morsel. thankyou very much
happy birthday Jerma, you da birthday boy
Jerma's blobfish sleeping face has to be my favorite moment of his. That shit is so hilarious for some reason.
jerma plays gambling simulator
I will forever love long Jerma edits
i genuinely thought i hallucinated this whole thing
Ty dump for the consistent and well edited uploads 🙏
like 10 EXTREMELY GOOD AND POPULAR CLIPS just came from this one stream.
Should be renamed to "jerma gets a severe gambling addiction."
dumptruck
This is one of the first videos I had watched of Jerma. Never heard of him until his vod of this game was randomly recommended.
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
here to encourage you to relapse back into jerma if you havent already
2:00 repeated denial is the first sign of acceptance.
my attraction to this man is getting out of hand
1:22
Uh oh then you better get your hand back on it if you know what I mean
i really do pray for you . must be so troubling to care for a man of his mind
parasocial andy
Jerma quadrupling my carbohydrate consumption with the Hamburger Helper sandwich with Ketchup dip, and i honestly dont know if i should throw up or fall asleep immediately after eating it.
Both
ty jerma dumptruck, your work is very much appreciated and valued
37:53 is just so fucking funny dude
24:20 that’s not a beggar, that’s a broke, down bad, crypto enthusiast.
You can just say crypto enthusiasts the rest is implied
Watched this edit while sick, and the Hamburger Helper bit literally made me throw up. I wish I was kidding.
He don't smoke crack.
Y'all cowards don't even smoke crack.
IT looked like it was going to be a cash grab but... the developer has a good sense of humor.
1:36:25 "My point of sale is the bottom of my bouncer's shoe."
Never did I think I'd hear this sentence, but here we are.
imagine getting knocked out after walking into a store being told "we're closed!" as the owner closes the shutters and locks the doors with you inside.
As a kid I did do that with leftover hamburger helper, minus the ketchup dip
We saw Mr.Green for a second at the end there
The blackjack was painful to watch
CRAZY way to start a video.
14:07 THEY LITTERED THE MILLISECOND HE LOOKED AWAY!
I love the reveal that jerma grew up poor!!
Zerking off to Zerma985 right now
Like yes my son, yes
how does nobody in his chat know what hamburger helper is wtf that shit is SO good
"I didn't want to punch Vin Diesel again!"
Brother, im actually crying when he said my counter is the bottom of my bouncer shoes
Okay but something you need to think about and probably haven’t (which is okay but do it now):
*1.* There is so much zex and zizzing and zumming going on all over the world right now. Even _you_ were made from zizzing and zumming. You might not like it but zex is the engine that powers the world.
*2.* Whenever there is zex with its zizzing and zumming, there is an audience (bugs, critters, viruses, germs, ghouls, ETs, Elbertson).
*3.* Life is Pain. Pain is the price of existence. It’s a samsara type deal.
Therefore reality is a zorn cafe. Jerma’s zorn cafe, because he made it. This guy is zucked (fucked).
Today I learned that Jerma's a lava monster.
1:28:09 killer edits king
some of the bits jerma does like the otomotone bit is like something a dad would do for his baby
4:57 he's just talking about a sloppy joe but different filling ..... he's literally cookin--
if you break the hamburger helper idea down, it's not so bad. sandwiches can have "salad" as a filling (chicken, egg, etc). double carbs is concerning to some, but if i ate two rolls with a pasta dish no one would think anything of it. can't defend the ketchup though
only jerma, in an attempt to recoup costs from a likely porn-thief, can scare himself beating a thief to death with a baseball bat, exclaiming "OOOH!" when the bat connects, and immediately says "did i get it? someone help her up" while still holding the baseball bat
such a shame that the jurassic park guy stole too
I would eat the hamburger helper sandwich