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Worst REAL-Life Pick-Up Lines
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- Опубликовано: 19 авг 2024
- While some pick-up lines make you walk away, others stick and give you a good laugh. Check out these hilarious and corny pick-up lines that guys have tried on “The Real” ladies, in this clip.
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"DO YOU BLEED?" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
+latina7292 Lmao so frickin creepy
lmao
Oh no no😂😂😭😭
-batman
I laughed so hard at that!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😃😃😃😃😃☺☺☺☺☺
" Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven "
My response wouldve been , " Did you just call me Satan? Bye!"
+Tyler Mauga I usually say "No, but it did hurt when I crawled up from hell".
+Tyler Mauga yep I love this
lol
lol
LOL
I love how Tamar was trying so hard to hold her laugh at Loni's line lolol
Cuz she Knew it isnt true
@@cicikizable 9999.9
Idk why Tamera's "do you bleed?" one had me crackinggg up! hahaha
Adaeze me too
I would've been confused and asked "every month? Yeah I was born female if that's what you're asking."
It is funny when you think about it, but at the same time very confusing and cheesy.
Do you bleed? I would've replied, "Yeah once a month, why?"
LMAO girl exactly.
ahahhahhaaaaaa
Lmao
OMFG this had me DYING hahahaha
You got me cracking so bad. You are totally hilarious! !!!
0:32 how it sounds when I'm spraying my windows 😂😂😂
absolutely. its sounds weird.😂😂😂
Best comment ever 😂😂😂😂😂
im dead honestly i cant feel my pulse
I WAS HOPING SOMEBODY CAUGHT THAT!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
the pick up line is " is there a mirror in your pants, cause i can see my self in them."
OK..that makes since....lol...b/c i wan't getting it when Loni was trying to say it.
I tweeted them that line and loni didn say it the right way which made me not laugh
One guy walked up to me and said 'Girl,I would go to the end of the earth 4 u' then I said 'Good,u beta stay there'.
lmao yasss Jackie!!!
LMAO good one.
LMAO 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
JackieJacks 😂😂😂
"Girl, is your dad in jail"
"NOO!! Why?"
"Cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes!"
lol that was chessy but i kinda like it is it bad haha
Lmao this is late but what if the girl says yes her dad is in jail? Lmaoooo but I'm corny so I thought that was too cute
Well i had a white guy come up behind me and say, "That must be jam cuz jelly don't shake like that." Lol
Girl no he didn't! Lolololol I would've died!
Queen of the Beathive Lol yes he did & i was too shocked !! Lol
+Santricia Jones LOL thats hilarious Hahahahahaha
omg 😂😂😂😂
I choked on my hotdog
Then Loni says her pick up line... *crickets*
LoL, i think it was deliberate.
Because she said it wrong both times lol, which made it make no sense
It's cause she messed it up & it didn't make any sense
Lol I think she made those lines up 😂
"GET YOUR LIFE!" -Tamar Braxton
The sound when your scraping off extra wood from your Woodshop project 0:33 - 0:41
Lmao
Pea Leah The tears, they runeth over.
***** what?
Pea Leah It means I laughed so hard that I started crying uncontrollably.
Hahahaha
Tamar's kikikikikikiki laughter made my life😂😂😂
Lulu ali she knew Loni was lying. Nobody would leave his wife For Loni! 😂 #noshade
Lulu ali kikikikikikikiki
it KILT MEEE
Lol Loni! The pick up line is... "Is there a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants" .. LOL.. Love this show
The worst one i've ever heard was " are you a keyboard? Cuz girl you're my type" .... I give up
lmaoo sounds creative to me
omfg that's just creativity at its fineness😂😂😂😂
Guy:hey u got a boyfirend? Me: yes guy: well I can be your boyfriend number 2...GET YO LIFE
Tamar laugh really lasted from 0:31- 0:41 ..10 sec long!!! LOL I CANT!!
I didn't even know it was a laugh I was looking around like is there a woodpecker
woodpecker?!😂😂
Tamera knocked me out with that "do you bleed"
"Do you bleed?":D I'm sorry, but I lost it at that point. Laughed so hard for a good 10 seconds!!
Tamar kills me the way she says ''booody''', had me laughing already!
One guy seriously walked up to me and rubbed his hands together while saying Racks on Racks on RACKS! (Does anyone remember that song lol?) He really said that! I couldn't help but laugh.
😂😂 a total messsss!
omg
Flairelle Omg is right
If a man came up to me and asked, "Do you bleed?" I would have said, "Yes I do, every single month. What about it?" And just see what he would say/how he would react to it.
oml only in the real comment section, get off of the internet please I can't breath 😂😂😂😂😂
LOL!!! 😁😁😂😂😂
As a man, I am ashamed that my gender seriously has the balls (literally) to use these ridiculous lines on women. The only true "pickup lines" should be honest, sincere compliments.
uhh thanks for your respect toward women
Right
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This guy walked past me saying, "I pop my collar, tryna holler!" I couldn't help but laugh and he started laughing too...straight up ridiculousness lol
Omg reminds me of a Vine by Simone Shepard, my follow up would be "How dare you try to holler, when you ain't gotta dollar!"
i love Tamar's laugh!!
Because she knew loni was lying
The Real Daytime Can't you guys like partner up with Netflix or something so that fans outside of the US would be able to watch and at the same time you guys could make more money because of that partnership 😃
Who agrees ??😅👍
Hell yeah
Lol, Tamar's laugh 0:34
***** I thought it was a pepper grinder!
I've got one "Are you a magician because everytime I see you everything disappears"
omg this made me laugh so much, men are so weird!
and what do women do to pick up guys ? girl bye
1:08 if Adrienne came up to me and spit that line exactly like that I'd fall for it :D
I replayed Tamera's about 10 times.. Couldn't stop laughing! By far the worst one ever!
Same😭😭😭
Are you WiFi? I'm trying to build a connection.
Are you Google? You're everything I'm searching for.
It's handy I have my library card. I'm totally checking you out.
Did you just fart? You blew me away.
If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine.
Lol
Some guy told me to feel his sweater cuz he was boyfriend material! I was like uhhhh NO! Lmao
😂😂😂
1:01 That face... Reminds me of her brother!
But dang that pick up line must be the worst like ever!
IDC IDC LONI HAD ME CRYING WITH HER FIRST ONE
Me too omg 😂
Same😂😂
Loni making up her own pick up lines
I've gotten this… "I'm like a rubix cube, the more you play with me, the harder I get." And he whispered it in my ear and I was with my friends and he just came up and whispered it in my ear and my face was like😳 and😧 and then he walked away and my friends were like what did he say and I told them and they started dying!😂😂😂
Wow
@@sagittariusque8932 l
A guy used a pick up line on me once and he said "My life without you is like a broken pencil. There is no point" XD
I've heard , "girl you look so good I want buy you a bag of okra!"
Hahaha I literally laughed at this for a good 20 minutes!!!!!
+Kaila Powell not okra tho !!! LMFAOOOOOOOOO i CANT
'Was it love at first sight or should I walk by again'
"Do you bleed?" I was like ... He saw batman Vs superman trailer....
Worst one yet: " Hey baby come sit on my lap and we can talk bout the first thing that pops up"
I SWEAR!!! 😂😂😂💀💀
what, is it me leaving?
😂😂
True story some guy asked my cousin if her last name was Campbell like the soup! Cuz she looks ummm....ummm....good! Really?!? Lol
Somebody said that to me lol I had to laugh and walk away
😭😭😭
Chanton West thts so funny lol
Lol
😂😂😂
I actually got the 'Are you from Tennessee' line and I have to tell them YES I AM
lol
A guy said to me when I was walking home from high school back in the day, "Is your favorite subject Biology b/c you sure know about the body!" I was like, "Help me!"
“You know what’s on the MENU?” ME-N-U
Lol #kneeslapper
of someone uses tamera's line on me i would say yes every month for 5 days.
Him: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Me: No. It's gonna hurt when you crash in Hell... Get yo' life!
I once got: "hey, u dropped something." So I turned around and tried to look for what. Then when I looked at him in question, he said "my heart".
***** Are you kidding? No! I can't take lines like that seriously. Can't tell if they're serious or not. It's the worst way to get my attention if you want it.
bwahahahah eww cruel and funny
😂😂😂😂
“Are you a parking ticket? Cause, baby, you got FINE written all over you.”
*me walking by*
Guy: oh you look good
Guy: *drops chicken* damn baby u made me drop my chicken looking at u that's how u know u fine
😂😂😂😂
I got a guy say; I am sorry I lost my number can I have yours?? Lol I said sorry my phone has been temporarily disconnected
"Is there a mirror in my pocket cause I can see you in it"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Guy: "How much were your pants?"
Me:"Umm I don't remember
Guy:"Well there 100% off at my house
I was like o my God, I couldn't help but laugh though
Lataja Harris lmfaoooooo 😭😭😭
Lol
Tamera's one is the best and worst one ever! If guy ever say that to me I'd be like...did you watch the real BRUH to know this cuz its the first i'm hearing something like that
Tamar had me weak with her laugh at 0:52
Who replayed Lonis one?! Omfg hers was soo funny and the audiences reaction 😂😂😂
tamar "GET YOUR LIFE"
a man asked me "how you doing" I said I'm good.. he said "yeah you look good.. I was just like 😑😑
The way Jeannie leaned over when Loni was trying telling her joke 😂 I love Jeannie
0: 35 didn't know Donald Duck was on a daytime show.....
Tamar snickering over Loni had me in TEARSSSSS😭
I have a guy tell me "are you a ticket, because you've got FINE written all over you" like wtf
Guy: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?!
Me: HIDDING FROM YOU
Loni crazy as hell!! Haha! You make me want to leave my wife?? How many married men she's been with?? Lol Tamar busted a gut on that one... 🤣
LOL...Tamera is soo funny ...cant stop laughing...I am Nigerian and I can relate....its a universal...'girl problem' I guess
Tamar's laugh from 0:31 - 0:42 😂😂
Good one tamar. Guess what a man walked up to my mom and was like did it hurt when you fell from heaven. And my mom was like wow get yo life
The woman at 0:36 in the peach/pink jacket is so beautiful!
Tamar's laugh in the beginning sounded like someone cracking some fresh black pepper...
Tamar with "get ya life!" I almost spit my water out 😂
Adrienne's hair on fleeeeek!!
Loni always has those freaky lines...,😂😂😂
last one is Britney lyrics from her song Hold It Against Me lol
Yes, exactly
Tamar’s laugh kills me 😂😂😂 I love it
i really love this talkshow....
it is THE REAL you guyz... my only problem is i can only watch it on RUclips, and in episode bits, but i get SOOO... PSYCHED when it comes to watching this episodes anytime i am online, I REALLY REALLY LOVE THIS TALK SHOW :D
the way tamar said body tho
LONNI!!! Its...
"Is there a mirror in yo pants cause i can se myself in them"😂😂😂
She was lost
Loni.... I can NOT with her today 😂😂😂 loving watching these throwbacks!
I love this show
Adri outfit was on point
The pick up line is... Is there a mirror in your pocket cause I can see myself in your pants lol
Did u just fart…cs you blew me away🤣💀
Loni comes off less natural than the other girls sometimes. This ain't stand up Loni, ya'll supposed to be having a conversation. Hence why no one laughed at your pick up line joke. You trying to hard.
that is so mean
I laughed, and I find her super super funny and cute.
“Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine because girl you are a snack.” 🙄😂
it is so funny when Adrienne said are u from ten c cause your the only ten I see
Lonniiiiiiiii ahahahahahaha lord I can't take me now ahh the disappointment in her face
The worst one I've heard is "Are you a parking ticket? 'Coz you've got FINE written all over you!" I'm like "YAWN!"
Most of the pickup lines were said by Will Smith in the Fresh Prince Of Bel Air. Funny to hear them again.
I LOVE TAMERA!!!!
I heard one pick up line like " Hey nice pants, can I check your zipper?😑
Wow
"If you was my girl, I'll put golds all IN your mouth!"
--- kinda liked it because it was the opposit of my personality. And it made me laugh.
"Is there a mirror in your pocket, cause I can see you in my pants"...what kind of foolish 😂😂😂
another cheezy pick up line is "did it hurt when you fell cause you must be from heaven" like realy
Oh and that pick up line "if I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me" is a beautiful country song :) I think that was what the pick up line was referring to :)
“Is there a mirror in your pants cause I can see myself in them” That’s what it is😂
This isn't the worst & I've never received it but I find it so hilarious! "Did it hurt?....When you fell from heaven?"
It’s “Is there a mirror in your pocket cuz I can see myself in your pants” 😂😂
I literally am in tears while watching at 2:25 in the morning 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭