I Used Christmas To Destroy The Universe - Solar Smash
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- Опубликовано: 17 дек 2020
- It's the merriest time of year so why not spread joy and cheer by turning every planet into a smoldering puddle?
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So I was playing solar smash, and I found out that if you send a UFO to the east coast of the USA by Washington DC, they actually shoot a missile at the ufo and they destroy it! Like so cap can see.
samee thing for moscow
Epic
@@rlarsen676 imagine if it was the same amount of missiles from Moscow’s missle trucks while playing the moscow song
Coming christmas day, 2020
Christmas tree drills through planet
present meteors
Lol
Well then it time to get out the big button
Dont give 2020 any ideas
@@Comosclaw but it’s almost 2021
Potato
“It can even be argued that 69 is in the holiday spirit....giving and...receiving”
-CaptainSauce 2020
Big man
wonder when he'll get the receiving end of that?
“Laaast Christmas!”
I gave you my depression.
But the berry next day you killed me anyway
This year with terrible frontier
You gave it to someone dead sooo....
Its the first Christmas
You: Such a wonderful day on Earth
Tree: Not today
i never say its a wonderful day on earth
@@pissyjorts3993 lol
Lol
Earth: *points gun at present meteors*
Present meteors: Call an ambulance! Call an ambulance!
But not for ME!
Tree: *this is have been for all the Simps who didn't choose mrbeast for person of the year after he planted a million trees*
7:40 his inner Canadian shows itself once again.
But it’s true too
But it's true. Ruining people's snowmen? Snowmans? Snowman? "Snowman" feels like sh(t.
Also, what's the plural of Snowman.
@@jakemaelstrom1404 snowmen :) or if it a girl snowwoman
"it looks like a Christmas tree invasion"
WHOVIANS. GET YOUR SONIC SCREWDRIVERS AND SOME TEA FOR THE NEURAL CONNECTORS
15:25 has me traumatized
Hey cap, I have a recommendation for a game. It’s Sneaky Sasquatch, it is a game where you play as a Sasquatch and pretend to be a human. You can get a dog, get a job, or even go to an island, you can also go to jail, However I don’t know if you can play this game since it is on the apple arcade.
He can’t play on pc so probably not
@@dante6562 apple arcade is also on mobile but then again it is apple exclusive and idk if cap has an IPhone or Android.
@@SergeantShades760 but cap plays all of his games on pc, and the only way to play mobile games on pc is bluestacks but that only has android games, so he cant do it
DOMINATOR- Brawl Stars well i guess he can’t play it lol.
@@SergeantShades760 yeah :(
“Holly Jolly End of Humanity”
- Captain Sauce
Hahah
Big funny
Do and of you know hwo jelly is?
Have a holly jolly end of humanity
@@mariathompson5204 I think I know a jelly does he look a LOT like Preston playz.
If so then I know him
Did you guys see that one tree being off like "nope, not drilling this one" at the 6:10
Lore: the trees are drop pods and the lights are giant war temple's, that carries about 2 million soldiers and 12 executive's, that hands out tactics, weapons and weapon designs, that will continue to colonize other planets
"What are you doing step tree?" Earth 2020
Hey we can now make rule 34 trees wait can we
Caps Monitor: *Displays Purple*
Cap: ThATs a lOT Of coLOrS!
hi
oy oy oy
well, technically it's alot of the same color so he's sorta right.
He accidentally added an s
No he is on drugs
Purple guy?
7:17 while you’re drilling through a snowman you have to shamelessly plug good job
3:30 thanks for that cap, really appreciate it!
Fact when cap says *"just a touch"*
Or *"maybe a little bit"*
And *"a few more"*
Shits about to hit the fan *REAL* *QUUUIIIICCCKKK*
Edit: comments here are actually kinda funny :D
As quick as sonic can kick my ass in Super Smash Bros.
Not awsome something😕
@Marcus Honeybourne but I like Steve!
Golly molly tend love Newcaname
@@chandratamang6706 what???
"69 is in the holiday spirit! Giving and receiving."
-CaptainSauce 2020
Way to put it buddy.
I see Christmas has been replaced with Slaaneshmas this year!
lol
69 is from Star Wars order, 69
chrismash
Way a *fascinating* way to put it
"On the 12th day of Christmas Cap gave to me, a Christmas tree to drill a hole in the earth"
You know in marvel galactus is some sort of energy being. Meaning what we see isn’t his true form, it’s just what we perceive him as. And other races perceive him differently. Meaning somewhere in the universe a planet is crapping their pants looking up in the sky as a giant snow man prepares to eat the planet
"Ruining people's snowman is just the worst."
Honestly, as a person who lives in a place that doesn't snow, it's weird having people casually talk about the snow and snowmen on the internet. Snow seems so mystical.
It ain’t
wish there was no snow in my place. i hate it. it gets cold and hard to walk trough certain places. sledding is fun tho
Only depressing and horrid cold rain.
Think unflavored snowcone covering the entire area. Cold as frick tho
This is how Santa is going to deliver presents in the future
The first and last time
This is how Santa is going to deliver presents THIS Christmas.
Santa and Amazon will collabe
y e s
Lol
Only cap can penetrate a intergalactic snowman with a Christmas tree and talk about his twitter
That is the best sentence
Finally I survive one of the Weird space things I mean seriously since when were there giant Christmas trees just floating around in space
"Hey, America is back! it's a Christmas miracle!" -CaptianSauce 2020
I don't think south canada is a good place rn. I would know cause I'm in south canada
Guess whos back,back again,tell a vriend
Does that mean where gonna be gone in the next 6 days?
👁👄👁
🤣🤣🤣
@@thebannaman2529 idk @~@
When you're sitting at home In a zoom call and a bunch of present are flying through the sky while some random guy you subscribe to is floating in the sky laughing.
Yeah
6:11 That one tree be like "Ight Imma my head out"
2:30
I’d like to see another clone drone in the danger zone episode, at least for part 5, and some multiplayer challenges. They sort of overhauled the game, and they are adding story part 5 in January
"Have a holy joly Christmas, its the end of humanity!"
-2020 Christmas
Get yourself a cup of fear,
Its the the christmas spirits of the innocent!
Since I have no friends might as well just binge watch CaptainSause for 8 hours
yeah.... I have friends and I choose the cap anyway
sry to clarify- used to have friends
Ok
Yeah
Same brother
him: places a black hole
Christmas tree: wussup
Just happens when I read that
"Damn frosty is that is a carrot I your pants or are ya happy to see me?"
Captain 2021
Santa: “No witnesses.”
You do not pose as james... It is a crime punishable by... by uhh... Oh crap... I forgot.
@@loganpotgeiter7906 they ain't posing as james,see the "fake" part,that clearly shows it
@@loganpotgeiter7906 no witnesses
hi
“Remember no Russian”
Captain Sauce.. I started watching you when you finally hit 1 million! Now you're almost at 2 million! Congrats man. This is such a huge achievement only a few thousand people have achieved. Keep up the great work and have fun with youtube.
He is at 1.98M at this time.
Yes
"your kind has been naughty enough."
Funny part: The Christmas tree keeps spinning on the shield planet. IT JUST KEEPS SPINNING until CaptainSauce got a army force of trees. The presents just stand on planets🎁!
To many people have been good, presents destroyed the planet
Imagine mining to the center of the earth for years and still haven't got to it but a Christmas tree beat you to it
Burger world was America's Present. An orbit Bomb was Russia's. Canada got the U.S.A 69 space force treatment. and Asia got Christmas tree drills. All in all, Santa has done well this Christmas
Imagine just chilling in your House and then a giant gift flyes at you just to open up into a mega worm
You're the one that i will never stop watching or lose interest in
this is what happens if team trees went to space
That 69 holiday joke made my day. 😂 This is not a game I would have ever expected to get a holiday update but I’m so glad it did. This was hilarious.
Everyone- staying indoors during COVID 19
Captain sauce- let’s blow up the earth
I started dying when cap said “please don’t circumcise South Africa” 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
"Ho, ho, homicide."
17:09 He looks high and if you imagine him being insane it fits well
13:37
You just activated the super shield i think thats why the storm couldnt DEVOUR THE PIOANOLANET
When Captain Sauce uploads.. : D
*Nah. he's doing it this year.*
Man thats totally me
Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
Solar Smash: ThE eMpIrE sTrIkEs BaCk, MoRe LiKe ChRiStMaSt sTrIkEs BaCk!
This brings a whole new meaning to team trees
8:50 I was on the untouched side of Ireland 😀10 second’s later the worm came for revenge...
Captainsauce is the only person I know who can relate the number 69 to Christmas
Edit 1: this comment is 2 likes away from 69 likes, you people better not pass 69
Edit 2: wow geez guys 70 likes and it's been 5 mins since I made that last edit you really don't want me to have my 69 likes
Edit 3: i guess 100 likes is okay too thx
Edit 4: i feel like i am making to many edits lol
Get this comment 69,000 likes
Were those B’rell birds of prey
Everyone get the comments to 69 with 69!
69
Hehe funny number hehe
Well atleast it's gonna be Earth's *last* Christmas, what did ya expected? This is 2020
Frosty got stabbed
by a tree into his soul.
It went in his snow body
and his carrot nose
and one his eyes of coal.
“Ya know, Frosty’s surprisingly big” ~Captain Sauce, 2020 (7:04)
Don’t you love it when the 69 force delivers you a space storm and lava?
As an Australian person I accept his aussie puns
Us being on fire makes no difference
9:31
sauce: "I've never seen something orbit the Earth before"
the moon" Am I a joke to you?!?!?!?
3:11 " America's back. It's a Christmas Miracle!" - CaptainSauce, Dec 2020
why are there like 30 giant christmas trees on earth?
Coming summer of 2021: the sequel to Independence Day, HOLYDAY
"Holy Crap! Space weather really slaps" -Captainsauce 2020
For Christmas we should get CaptainSauce to 2 Million Subscribers as a gift
About what I expected from a 2020 Christmas...
The final boss of 2020
I can tell by the intro, that he always puts 169% into these videos.
Fun fact: you can go into slow mode, then throw a moon, then laser the moon.
Oh pet Russian what did you want for Christmas. Pet Russian: 9:18
Awww yes the game that depicts most Dragon Ball villians favorite pass time
That unintended Christmas joke was actually pretty good, ngl
26 seconds in and the good captain has already created a god damn warp storm
The Entire Planet: WHATS THAT!? IS IT A SPACE BIRD? IS IT A SPACE PLANE!?
ITS CAPTAIN SAUCE! AND HES RIDING A CHRISTMAS TREE DRILL!
Captainsauce: lets see what happens when frosty gets a tree-inama
Also Captainsauce: this seems like the perfect time to plug my twitter
Just like how the tree plugged-
Nevermind
Hey cap I have a game suggestion "hello puppets" its a really good vr game that i think you should play
I actually watched another person lay it (EddieVR) and I nearly had a heart attack.
Yes please play this
i don't think he has a vr set
@@funnyskeleton9547 he has made vr vids before
@@terrylap6132 you wach Eddie too?
"Ho Ho Holy crap!"
-Captainsauce 2015-2077
Reminds me of Jeff Dunham/Bubba J-- and I'm paraphrasing here-- "Santa went from 'Ho ho ho!' to 'Ho ho holy $h*t!' " 😀
Bruh, I'm just waiting until Monday to get my superpowers
2:48 the earth is screaming for help
Earth: HELP THERES A UGLY OLD MAN ATTACKING ME!!
One doesn't own emotion, and when one is owned by emotion, it's a reflection of one's belief that one owns them🎈
How is this related to the vid??
I would have to reccomend viscera cleanup detail: Santa's rampage. I feel like your humor would pair well with that game
6:45 I think we should return it I mean they don't seem to be in the best shape so it should help if it's returned
When he realizes that his joke was bad, you know he has worse.
Imagine just seeing thousands of trees drill through your planet
How many explosives would you like to use on the Earth, Captain Sauce?
Captain Sauce: *Yes*
Ive had a very bad day, and I eanna say thanks for making content that me and everyone can enjoy. U made my day. 😁
I think ur going on the naughty list sauce
Yo Cap your so close to hittinh 2 million subs, keep up the great content 😊
The shell around the star is called a Dyson sphere it is a scientific concept of surrounding the sun with giant solar panel to harvest 100% of the light produced by the sun and turning it into energy
3:19
Me looking outside:what the hell HEY GET OUTTA HERE ITS NOT CHRISTMAS YET
Teacher: this is a rainbow
Captain sauce: that’s a lot of colors
"They don' t celcbrate cristmas in india" they celebrate really
The best thing about this channel is the puns, intentional or not
13:10
Sause: Ho! ho.. holy crap?
It’s just a Death Star with an energy core
12:02 I donut understand
EVEN MY MIGHTY EYE LOVES CHRISTMAS, NOTHING ELSE CAN COMPARE TO A TIME TO GATHER WITH LOVED ONES
"Space weather really SLAPS" - Captain Sauce 2020
2020:sucks
RUclipsrs: time to blow da planet
this comment shows how important phrasing is
me: *sees only about a hundred comments and likes*
also me: HMMMMM VERY INTRESTING INDEED
I'm Chinese and can confirm that we celebrate Chinese New Year WAY more than Christmas. the only time I've celebrated Christmas was when in England (like right now). 02:12
And I don't know about democracy, I'm not even allowed to vote yet.
Thx for make more of these