On Niall's school bus there was a guy that would finger people on the bus. Cory also tells his school bus story. Audio is from Episode 05 of SleepyCast.
This entire audio clip is fucking out of this world. It's like a fever dream: Niall telling the story and messing up several times. Stamper asking the same question over and over again after hearing the answer. Corey jumping in with another bus fuckery story... For once Zach and Chris were the sane ones.
Corys exasperated reply "public school" has never rang more true. In my mind. Public school is fucking deplorable but at least you get these fucked up stories
To this day I'm unsure if Niall really did go to school with a kid who casually stuck his finger up people's buttholes or if he's actually that bad at telling stories and comically exaggerated what happened
In elementary, I was left behind by the bus driver. Another time I got on a wrong bus and left way far away, I tried to tell the driver but he didn't care.
So glad I never took the bus. My mother drove us until my sister got her license, then she drove me until she graduated and went to College, and by that time, I had my own license and I drove myself.
I'd be surprised if neither Niall nor, any of the other victims, hurt that dude in adult life.. There's a guy that beat me, and some other 10 year olds until there was blood all over and all of us involuntarily pissed ourselelves. He split my flesh open with blunt trauma. You can't let people like that walk without consequence, they'll learn that they can get away with it and hurt more people whenever they are in a similar situation. Vengeance is great, but that's really not what it's about, it's about preventing future victims. By the way he completely got off, payed 400 dollars and that was the end of it. I remember his name and his face though.
So you never did anything about it in your adult life but you’re advocating others do it? “Man they should have gotten revenge later on…..I wish I did….”😂
I had a kid back in middle school that liked to goose people. He tried doing it to me in shop class and i swung a rasp at him. Pretty sure he finally got in trouble at one point. That was back in like 2010-11
The rogue fingerer grew up to become a nice young man named Oney
Freddy Finger
@@iampinball3669 one-freak two-freak three-freak four
Now my finger is pressed on your backdoor.
RoxyDB
Ooh, is that Fre-UUUUUUUUGH!
The rouge fingered would grow up to have a son named "Freddy"
No, he's the Thigh Slapper; he would never finger Niall's butthole
This entire audio clip is fucking out of this world. It's like a fever dream:
Niall telling the story and messing up several times.
Stamper asking the same question over and over again after hearing the answer.
Corey jumping in with another bus fuckery story...
For once Zach and Chris were the sane ones.
Niall telling a story like an Irishman, you mean. Just another confused, poorly-explained Irish story
The part that kills me is stamper saying how Nile should have defended them with "That's my friend. Get your fingers out of him!"
Clearly, you aren't sane, though
Cause you're hearing chris's voice
@alldayagain Who’s Nile?
There was a rogue fingerer on my bus too except my parents drove me to school.
Caaaaleb plaaaaaaaytiiiime
2:53 "The Fingerees become the Fingerers" might be my favorite sentence from any SleepyCast episode ever
Niall:
“I wasn’t fingered”
…
“I was mildly fingered”
…
“I got fingered”
…
“When I got fingered”
Looks like he was in de-Niall
He got fingered mid video.
@@commonwriternextNICE!
The 4 stages of grief
Corey: HOLD THAT MOMENT!
Me: wtf
By far my favorite conversation / story in the entirety of SleepyCast so far. Niall is such an amazingly bad storyteller, I love it.
His Irish story tendencies confused his alcoholic companions
The stories here just get so incredibly bizarre and unbelievable, that you have to stop yourself and ask "where does the bullshit begin"
It begins at school. And it ends when you die, lol.
Poor Stamper. Just the sheer terror in his voice as he listens to the tragic childhoods of his dear friends.
Stampers reactions are priceless
Stamper is priceless
@@nobodycares6761 lighten up you fucking baby
Weirdly the straight-man in a lot of these 😂
I first heard this on the podcast when I was half asleep, I didn't know what was happening.
Nobody knows what the fuck is happening
I smile or laugh even when i am half asleep.
“I’m gonna call him Jim cuz that’s close to his name.”
“Oh, his name’s James!”
“GOD DAMN IT!”
Niall's patience in this video alone deserves an award. I would have fucking screamed at my friends.
Not like his story made any sense. He switches shit 10 times
this whole video is why i sat at the front of the bus
“WHAT KINDA BUS DID YOU GUYS GO TO SCHOOL IN?!” 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
This whole story was a rollercoaster ride of insane shit
The real fingerers were the fingerees we made along the way
0:01 That escalated quickly
Corys exasperated reply "public school" has never rang more true. In my mind. Public school is fucking deplorable but at least you get these fucked up stories
Idk depends on each state when it comes to school I think. There’s still a baseline of shitty though
In my country we have Catholic public schools. It’s all the insanity of Catholic school mixed with all the depravity of public school lol.
This is both horrifying and incredibly funny.
"why were you clapping and cheering?!"
"We were all clapping and cheering"
Sleepycast:
Nukes, Ads, Sleep Paralisys And Rouge Fingerer Mafias
"I'm gonna call him Jim 'cause that's fuckin' close to his name"
"Oh his name is James" haha fuckin' Niall
niall's life is strange
8:44 To sum up this whole story: “This shouldn’t happen. This is BAD.”
This is pure GOLD.
This is just fucking great. I can't believe this shit. This is the fucking best shit I has found in a long while.
this was the most unhinged clip
This segment felt WAY longer that 10 minutes
If i ever have kids theres no way in hell im sending them to public school
In Ireland
I would be so pissed if I was interrupted as much as Niall Jesus Christ this man has patience
Wow this is a true Sleepycabin Irish story
4:18 is the funniest fucking thing ever
This is the most hilarious, yet most heinous story I've ever heard.
Why is this channel not more popular? This is amazing!
this is the best story ever.
Someone needs to animate this
Matthew Doan with 3D models
In Unreal Engine
Then it's going to have to be uploaded to pornhub
After 3 years you achieve funny sex number of likes
WHAT KINDA BUSSES DID YOU GUYS GO TO SCHOOL IN
*_WHAT FUCKING SCHOOL DID YOU GO TO, CORY?!_*
To this day I'm unsure if Niall really did go to school with a kid who casually stuck his finger up people's buttholes or if he's actually that bad at telling stories and comically exaggerated what happened
I was laughing until I cried the first time I heard this.
Such an overload of nonsense. lol
There’s a lot to unpack in this one, but let’s just throw out the whole box
ThErOgUeFiNgErEr
TEOUFNEE
hrgeigrr
[Ongoing, already-overlapping conversation in progress]
Corey interjecting: "THERE WERE CUM STAINS!.."
In elementary, I was left behind by the bus driver. Another time I got on a wrong bus and left way far away, I tried to tell the driver but he didn't care.
Imagine your parental guardian repremanding you while you were in school in Zach's voice: "WHY WERE YOU FUCKING A HOLY ON THE BUS (NAME)?!?!?!?!"
I love the back and forth of the stories between Corey and Nial like what the
01:35-01:46 That would make a great movie
The rogue fingerer is a fucking Batman villain
So glad I never took the bus. My mother drove us until my sister got her license, then she drove me until she graduated and went to College, and by that time, I had my own license and I drove myself.
Oh you were THAT kid everyone made fun of than.😂
Niall: *brings up random shit.*
Me: *Irish Stories.*
Agreed
Never change Niall
They gang up and refuse to listen and demand he explain the motives of other children
stamper stays getting the stories mixed up lol
We just had nerds that had heated political debates in the front of the bus
#NiallToo
I'm gonna be honest, everyone constantly cutting off Niall was really annoying
He was telling a story about a serial rapist on the school bus assaulting everyone. I think some freak outs are expected
@@StormDatIsApproaching I'm gonna be honest, doesn't change the fact that it was really annoying
*The rise of Big Finger*
We need this animated
My bus story, I got on, I sat on it, I talked to people, I fucked the seat, and got off.
“The fingerees become the fingngerers”
I'd be surprised if neither Niall nor, any of the other victims, hurt that dude in adult life.. There's a guy that beat me, and some other 10 year olds until there was blood all over and all of us involuntarily pissed ourselelves. He split my flesh open with blunt trauma. You can't let people like that walk without consequence, they'll learn that they can get away with it and hurt more people whenever they are in a similar situation. Vengeance is great, but that's really not what it's about, it's about preventing future victims. By the way he completely got off, payed 400 dollars and that was the end of it. I remember his name and his face though.
That was the most Irish story comment I’ve ever read here
So you never did anything about it in your adult life but you’re advocating others do it?
“Man they should have gotten revenge later on…..I wish I did….”😂
Wow, the English really should have oppressed the Irish way more than they did
Stamper trying to bring normalcy to the podcast.
One of those dislikes is from the fingerer
I domt even know what to believe in anymore
The Phantom Fingerer
I have several questions.
The figerer was james from theodd1sout
So was it Oney? Cuz in the beginning he’s like “Niall!” And Niall’s like “no i’m not gonna say your name” lol
It sounded like zach
im glad they used a clip from grandpa found the car keys
I was thinking about that Dexter's lab episode the whole time hearing this video
I knew a rogue fingerer on the bus but there was no bus i was homeschooling
One might call it the "bangbus"
All that happened to my was getting puked on and it was worse that he knew it was going to happen but the teacher wouldn't move or help him.
I can't breathe 😂
Stamper always seems to fuck around the story.
I had a kid back in middle school that liked to goose people. He tried doing it to me in shop class and i swung a rasp at him. Pretty sure he finally got in trouble at one point. That was back in like 2010-11
bussy
Nice
Does nihal suck at telling stories or is stamper slow?
Both
A little from column a and a little from column b
Cory and Niall can't tell stories for shit
fuckin' rough riders lol
trust me missouri is weird at times
god and i thought the sexual tension between girls in the dressing rooms in pe was insane
I think you’re projecting there
@@henrynelson9301 he was spying on them in the closet
They rode the short bus no doubt
How the fuck could they not follow Niall's story?
Some fucked up shit. We used to throw shit out of the windows for fun
again, cant tell if serious
Holy shit, let the man tell his story. This whole video could have been 2 minutes long.
4:18
I’m confused
Niall is so horrible at telling the story
Hot
Niall is such a bad liar
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Y'all need to stop talking over each other. Shits annoying