hey HAKITA, give me a P-2 win with extra slam "extra slam" and hold the weapons "hold the weapons?" and hold the feedbacker "hold the feedbacker- hey PITR, give me a P-2 win with NOTHIN" "NUTHIN??"
my friend is trying to complete this challenge right now and he said that if he knew that it was possible that he'd do so much better, i sent him this video and i'm hoping he'll be able to beat it now! 🙂
Even in my p rank run I never found out how to parry the "destroy" attack. I know it's possible because I've done it on accident but I don't know when or what you're supposed to punch
PRIME /// KOOPAS KINGDOM "This painting... To hold... ME? A visitor? Hmm indeed I have slept long enough the mushroom kingdom has long since forgotten me name. And I am EAGER to make them remember However the blood of king boo stains your hands I'm curious about your skills plumber And so before I tear down the cities and crush the armies of the toads you shall do as an appetizer Come fourth child of brooklyn and DIE." - BOWSER PRIME
"The blood of Minos on your hands"
What hands?
feet
He have hand tho
@@gneu1527 not in this video. He no use
@@kylevicker7638 the knuckleblaster at the start:
@@rrvvn tis a joke
Bro killed Sisyphus Prime as a Filth with extra steps
Quite literally.
extra stomps
Powerful big guy with a strong soul
Or
Funny gopro imitating mario
No, filth deals morę damage
@@SomeCowguy i think the gopro identified as an .MPEG could win
this guy is eventually gonna beat sisyphus prime without even opening the game
Something wild like v1 irl and pisyphus srime irl
Use parsec and log mid your friend's playthrough
He's just gonna burrow his way through hell into the heresy layer and kill Sisyphus Prime himself irl
Just delete Sisyphus from the game, nothing really hard
@@Iskolya.fair
mario gameplay
Bowser P--3 with his castle being the gauntlet
@@Skittle-bazookaPRIME//THIRD
IN THE COURT OF THE KOOPA KING
@@nt33_oldflesh warp painting
at it's peak
THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME
LegDay%
Fuckin love this comment.
perfect name for a category of any level tbh
lmfao
Perfect
sisyphus really got the goomba treatment
147 likes and no com- that's cringe, but yeah super Mario 3d ds gameplay
Smh should've of watched the Super Mario Bros show...
Wait... But i didn't watch it yet-
breaking news local amputee defeats prime soul
Sisyphus should have a secret line where he says "The blood of Minos stains your feet" since all arms and weapons are unequipped.
Imagine Hakita getting Lenval Brown back in the studio just for this absurd easter egg. Totally something he would do.
or "stains your ass"
because canonically v1 is double cheeked up, quirked up, and absolutely *GOATED* with the sauce
@@selene2357ayo?🤨📸
This just in, V1 watched Dragon Ball Z and took notes from Freiza by beating a prime soul without using its hands
V1 didn't even use its hands, it teabagged sisyphus to death
Na that's clearly v2
@@theseer4439Must've been V3
It's obviously V4@@UrienFractirune
@@EmberTheFlareon3579 Oh yeah prob was V4
Its so ironic that the next video in the autoplay list is a video on how sisyphus prime is the hardest boss
For as long as there have been video game bosses, there have been nerds fucking styling on them
Tale as old as time
@@MistahGamah true
@@MistahGamahfor real lol, theres a hard boss then theres 1 or 2 mfs just styling on the boss with random loadouts
@@gneu1527 For every 100 "Malenia takes 5 weeks to clear" mfs, there'll always be one guy who cleared the game in 15 minutes with one hand blindfolded
@@ak47epic94the other hand is doing the same but for a completely different game.
Literally goes toe to toe with him like god damn brother
Underrated why did nobody get this
GET FLAT GET FLAT GET FLAT GET FLAT-
TSSH TSSH TSSH TSSH
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP-
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP-
We can now oil up Sisyphus this has aged wonderfully
SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM
GET FLAT GET FLAT GET FLAT GET FLAT
oh this looks AWFUL! I appreciate your Sacrifice in taking part in this Challenge
Not asking for anything but… the whiplash does damage
:Edit YOU MAD MAN YOU ACTUALLY DID IT
bro I'm still stuck on the malicious face boss
It took me 20 minutes to beat P-2, and this dude beats Sisyphus Prime with nothing. Impressive work
And at the end of it all, Mario faced his greatest foe.
“I am curious about your skills your weapons” V1:uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hey HAKITA, give me a P-2 win with extra slam
"extra slam"
and hold the weapons
"hold the weapons?"
and hold the feedbacker
"hold the feedbacker- hey PITR, give me a P-2 win with NOTHIN"
"NUTHIN??"
sisyphus is literally me whenever there's only one filth left
Blud’s playing on ‘ultrapain must die for the third time’ difficulty after migrating from violent
The definition of locked in
You can’t escape!
*Proceeds to evade every attack*
Imagine hakita make another legs in V1
like, chainsaw legs?
@@cris_sad also that good enough
V1 gonna get zesty with V2
@@thebestblox6808nah 😨
Legs with p____?@@thebestblox6808
Watch him do +blind, +no dmg taken, +nothing,
max radiance filth
Alternative title: V1 forgot to bring their right arm to fight Sisyphus but couldn't be bothered to use their left arm.
Bro really said:"I lost my arms to fight, but i still have ny legs."
I wanna cry
Dude is going in with nothing but a keyboard, mouse, and the human will.
I imagined the visual novel V1 sitting on his face with a fat robot dumpy
this truly mustve been a Sisyphean™ Task
Bro killed a prime soul that heaven itself fears with their dumpy.
sisyphus prime: *breaks himself out of jail to fight a buffed filth*
also sisyphus 10 minutes later: *dies cackling*
sisyphus : im curious about you skills, weapon.
v1 : bet
A visitor?
No sisyphus, you blocked the path of the cardio dude
imagine losing to a machine with no arms
I noticed that when a game wants to do "anime battles" what they do is make the enemy teleport around you for each attack
“look mom, no hands!”
I have a lot of pride and i rarely give people credit for doing things because i could do them too. But this is crazy i cant lie
ultrakill but that conspicuous pillar with a revolver on it was never there in the first place
This... This... Is... How???
I can't even beat him with weapons, you beat him while being handicapped! Teach me your ways master
my friend is trying to complete this challenge right now and he said that if he knew that it was possible that he'd do so much better, i sent him this video and i'm hoping he'll be able to beat it now! 🙂
he's doing it on brutal mode actually i dont know if its as possible as this
You should try whiplash only.
I don’t know if this would be more or less tedious than eternally pushing a boulder up a hill
V1 on its mariomaxxing streak
"It's leg day, machine"
Even in my p rank run I never found out how to parry the "destroy" attack. I know it's possible because I've done it on accident but I don't know when or what you're supposed to punch
You have to punch him directly before the explosion, despite it being a ranged attack
@@HalfWolf2 so the timing would be "destroy" - slight pause - punch - then boom?
@@dapperdab4530 the parry flash works like most others, so a short delay after the parry flash, yes
"look, ma! no hands!"
You cant kill me with nothing machine
V1: +Parry
This is like that anime trope where the main protag/antag is like “I won’t even use my hands to beat you”
"You can't escape!" escapes without getting hit
Close enough welcome back john ultrakill
Man, he really _ULTRAKILLED_ Sisyphus Prime with nothing!
'Ey Jimmy! Get me a Sisyphus with nottthiin!
ppl with 1000+ restarts:
"am i a joke to you?"
This park makes my spine shiver 4:07 best part of the song
Bro took smash or pass to a different level
Sisyphus: "you are only able to barely win a fight because of your guns"
*V1: "Bet"*
This may be in the top 10 human achievements of all time.
Local robotic filth kills a prime soul!
Bro knows this guys attack patterns better then he know how to breath
the ultrakill equivalent of satima trying to kill that fly
"One must imagine Sisyphus happy"
This mf:
it literally looks like you're biting him LMAOOOO
Filth gameplay
this is some souls community type of self inflicted torture 😂
love how he grew a beard in the middle of a fight while gitting his ass kicked by a pair of legs
“Erm ascually you used your legs”
Local robot kicks the hell out of the guy who pushes boulders
🎹🎹🔥🔥 *CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER* 🎹🎹🔥🔥
Good work! Now beat sisyphus without attacking him (scrongbongle)
"Did you pray today?"
nice job!!! i cant imagine how much work this took
This is mental behaviour (and I fully support it)
PRIME /// KOOPAS KINGDOM "This painting... To hold... ME?
A visitor? Hmm indeed I have slept long enough the mushroom kingdom has long since forgotten me name.
And I am EAGER to make them remember
However the blood of king boo stains your hands
I'm curious about your skills plumber
And so before I tear down the cities and crush the armies of the toads you shall do as an appetizer
Come fourth child of brooklyn
and DIE." - BOWSER PRIME
DEAR GOD , your skill is incredible omg .
Sysiphus: noooo child of man you cant slam me with your butt 😭😭
Literally Machine:🗿
He wants to know your "weapons"
What's on the menu? Legs, legs!
BREAKING: The great prime soul of Sisyphus whom the heavens fear, was defeated by a Robotic Taint
this is who the ultrakill must die difficutly will be made to challenge
goombamaxxing
I’m at a loss of words. Bro took lessons from Minos he just needs his feet
*insert that one sisyphus meme song in the background*
bro just called me skill issue an uncountable amount of ways
"You can't escape!" *escapes*
I finally beat this guy with fist only today... I applaud your patience
this is what mario mechanics plus ultrakill is
Alternative title: ULTRA-MOSQUITO gameplay
you are a genuine freak of nature of all accounts i hope you know that
i love the part where V1 said bonk bonk
bro really did the "ass only" challenge
Weakest leg day enjoyer vs the strongest upper body fan
how does this man only have 455 subs
BRO GROUND POUNDED HIS ASS THRU SISYPHUS PRIME HELL NAH
Bros gonna kill Sisyphus with his mind ☠️
Imagine dying to a robot that treats you like a goomba
YES - I've been waiting for this.
So you can fight Sisyphus without gaining dashes from parrys.
Filth and v1’s child trying to kill Sisyphus prime
they be using anything but the green slab revolver
Died to a tea-bagging robot