The mutli-coloured skirt hahahhaha!!! Brilliant!! Usually i dont find comedians funny when they are mocking Scotland but i just cant stop laughing at him when he does his Scottish gags!! So funny!!
"Oh, and one more thing Scott. Every bloke down there is wearing dark felt bowler hats...so according to the rules, we're gonna go hand-kint, multi-colored, wool beret with a big fluffy ball on top" "A beret?! Are you serious?!" "Preferably, one that matches the skirt."
As a proud, staunch Scotsman, I can honestly say that I found this very funny. However, transfer the comical intent over to any other subject today, and there would be a worldwide outcry of snowflakes claiming to be offended.
Maybe it is not as offensive because the joke is based on a strong dislike for the English. He is basically saying that the English have done a lot to piss off the Scots and Scots are tough enough to wear skirts with no pants in highland winters...
"It's not a special occasion!!!!!" Love it. Once walked passed the MOD off Whitehall and a saw a member (unfortunate choice of word) of the Royal Scots Borderers (I think, judging by the uniform) sat on the steps enjoying a smoke :( Tall, tanned, slim, long legged, kilt wearing, legs akimbo = took years off this English lady pensioner:)
try glasgow's university crazy lads, chasing you so you see under their kilts...took whole ten years of this middle age asian lady in abroad study! excuse me, while i apologize to my ancestor for losing my eyes' virginity 😂😂
This is great! coming from a true scot. I shouted at the telly when somebody slightly insulted the Scots, but I was fighting not to fall on to the floor laughing at this!
this is great me & ma girlfriend were there & we cant wait till sat 2 watch it again. Michael McIntyre is the best stand up about just now. we hav tickets 2 c him in oct as well at glasgow secc. pure class
I've not once met a single person outside the UK that dislikes Scots. In fact whenever I talk to a foreigner, I get commented on my accent then discussions start about going to the country or things which are considered common traits of the country and they're always positive.
The only thing I hate about the Scottish is the hatred that Scots show towards the English. There is a childish bitterness that a portion of Scots have towards anything English that pees most English people off.
MICHAEL MCINTYRE IS AMAZING! I don't think i've ever seen anything of his that hasn't made me smile And i can't wait coz i get to go see him in july :D
I seriously love this sketch... no, I seriously love this show... no, I seriously love this guy! Got both his DVDs and seen things he's in and in every one I cry with laughter. I even re-enact them if I fel a bit silly.
He is one of my favourite comedians ever. I find him even funnier when he is talking about scottish people (oh and before you say anything, I am Scottish)
@Thedemiseringleader nice one my friend! you are 100% correct, i am glad to hear you are having a good time up here and long may it continue. all the best to you mate.
i absolutly ( sorry if i miss spelt that) love the scottish acent ( im irish my by the way ) and i love the way scottish people say " Girly" , "Cany" and "Dony"
I love when my friends who are guys get all happy when they relise that they can get wear a Sgian Dubh (knife) with it. They get soo excited (not in that way)
As Biologists we can tell you this is not accurate. The real reason for the kilt was from anatomical necessity. Pants with sufficiently long crotches for Scots would not allow for a long enough stride for walking. They were forced to develop the kilt to allow Scotsmen to walk normally. Mystery solved.
LMAO I LOVE Micheal Macintyre- going to go see him in October and can. not. WAIT!! Does anyone know where I can find the full book scetch- the one about a good book being a page-turner..?
He is one of the most brilliant comedians and his accents are just spot on. Love him
I'm trying to place his Sco'ish accent. To my keen ear it sounds somewhere between Brigadoon and North Kilttown
"IVE DONE MY BEST!" That accent was spot on.
Well I live in Scotland and I can laugh at the kilt too, it's called having a sense of humour :-)
I'm Scottish and found this hilarious as well!
@Alison J. That makes sense, just another oppression.
I'm half Scottish living in England and watched this video while looking at a photo of me in a kilt😂
Quick question, does the knife have the same pattern as the kilt?
@@gengisjon without the red trim, ye need to plug someone wi it to get that, then yer a true Scot 😆
Its all in his delivery! He is by far one of the funniest comedians ever. Love him!!!!! Looking forward to what he does next.....
Brilliant, I'm a Scot & love hearing Michael rippin us silly haha, he's got the accent nailed!!
Cuck energy
Started 4.5 hours ago... On a rampage of michaels performances !!
It's damn 530 in the morning... I still can't stop !
The mutli-coloured skirt hahahhaha!!!
Brilliant!! Usually i dont find comedians funny when they are mocking Scotland but i just cant stop laughing at him when he does his Scottish gags!!
So funny!!
Without doubt my favourite comedian! The delivery is spot on!
"It's still gir-l-ly! It's still gir-l-ly to have a bag, I dunnae care!"
I love this guy sfm. I imagine giving him a hug would be like hugging a life-sized teddy bear, I dunno why.
His nod is epic! And his hair dances with him xD
He's really clever to come up with all this stuff - and its bloody hilarious too XD
"Oh, and one more thing Scott. Every bloke down there is wearing dark felt bowler hats...so according to the rules, we're gonna go hand-kint, multi-colored, wool beret with a big fluffy ball on top"
"A beret?! Are you serious?!"
"Preferably, one that matches the skirt."
"The currency's quite strong now. It's a pound to the pound!" lol
My ultimate fav of McIntyre!
I'm Scottish and this had me in tears of laughter. His Scottish accent is brilliant as well
"We've done everything we can to masculinise the bag"
I'm actually loling
1:16 holy f*ck that is a big guy!! xD
+Hanus Tummasarson he is a competitor at the Highland games
Paulscott015 he probably is…
I feel sorry for the guy behind him.
One of my favorite comedians talking about kilts.... Derp
this man is top to toe hilarious, comedy gold (: x
We need more people like him in the world
As a proud, staunch Scotsman, I can honestly say that I found this very funny. However, transfer the comical intent over to any other subject today, and there would be a worldwide outcry of snowflakes claiming to be offended.
Tickety Bounce this is a 2009 video... unfortunately times, they are a-changing... ☹️😣
Love this skit, love my kilts!
welcome tae the 21st century pal.....common fuckin sense is but a distant memory these days
Maybe it is not as offensive because the joke is based on a strong dislike for the English. He is basically saying that the English have done a lot to piss off the Scots and Scots are tough enough to wear skirts with no pants in highland winters...
@@saoirse7167 or the more likely some people have a sense of humour
So funny!
I love the way he says 'girly.' :D
im scottish and i adore this skit! :D michael mcintyre is the best :) xxx
"It's not a special occasion!!!!!" Love it. Once walked passed the MOD off Whitehall and a saw a member (unfortunate choice of word) of the Royal Scots Borderers (I think, judging by the uniform) sat on the steps enjoying a smoke :( Tall, tanned, slim, long legged, kilt wearing, legs akimbo = took years off this English lady pensioner:)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I bet it did!
try glasgow's university crazy lads, chasing you so you see under their kilts...took whole ten years of this middle age asian lady in abroad study! excuse me, while i apologize to my ancestor for losing my eyes' virginity 😂😂
"What if people take the pish?"
"I thought of that too. You can have a knife in your sock."
lol
best punchline
One of the funniest things he has ever come out with!!! Genius!!!
one of my favourite pieces....also, his scottish accent is ridiculously good!
This is great!
coming from a true scot.
I shouted at the telly when somebody slightly insulted the Scots, but I was fighting not to fall on to the floor laughing at this!
this is great me & ma girlfriend were there & we cant wait till sat 2 watch it again. Michael McIntyre is the best stand up about just now. we hav tickets 2 c him in oct as well at glasgow secc. pure class
Michael's the best! So funny!
Lol! Michael McIntyre is amazing and its great to see something new!
As a Scots man, FANTASTIC! Knife at the end Classic! lol
I've not once met a single person outside the UK that dislikes Scots. In fact whenever I talk to a foreigner, I get commented on my accent then discussions start about going to the country or things which are considered common traits of the country and they're always positive.
The only thing I hate about the Scottish is the hatred that Scots show towards the English. There is a childish bitterness that a portion of Scots have towards anything English that pees most English people off.
This is fantastic. So unbelievably fantastic!
i love the way scottish talk! its so awesome, especially scottish birds...
Things grow much bigger in the fresh air. lol
I LOVE his voice! Funny as hell =D
MICHAEL MCINTYRE IS AMAZING!
I don't think i've ever seen anything of his that hasn't made me smile
And i can't wait coz i get to go see him in july :D
at 2.51 is a huge gorgeous long haired scotsman in the audience...I want HIM
One of my fav Micheal Macntyre's sketches yet.
he made me cry with laughter on Saturday night. he's hilarious (:
One of my most favourite comedians. Great joke.
Michael McIntyre is brilliant!!
i agree, we get every weather u can possibly imagine in one day, i love being scottish lolz :)
I just looooove the guy, he's brilliant!
Such a funny guy favorite comedian in the world
I am going to see him in November, can't wait.
I'm also Scottish and I also loved it! =D He's absolutely brilliant!
I'm in Omaha Nebraska and I used to work with a man that wore a kilt everyday to the office. He looked great!
Love Michael McIntyre he's so funny
Great routine. McIntyre is brilliant.
It's gunna be hairy.
I seriously love this sketch... no, I seriously love this show... no, I seriously love this guy! Got both his DVDs and seen things he's in and in every one I cry with laughter. I even re-enact them if I fel a bit silly.
HAHAHA the last bit was great.
He is one of my favourite comedians ever. I find him even funnier when he is talking about scottish people (oh and before you say anything, I am Scottish)
I'm scottish and that is simply brilliant!
LOL every single next line was a punchline that made me laugh my ass off fucking brilliant
GENIUS!!! Anyone seen Rhod Gilbert..
The fact that I'm Scottish just makes me love this even more xD This guys a genius :D
This one of my favourite sketches. It would be funny if they actually did create the Kilt this way.
I'm Norwegian and i found that incredibly funny!
I'm scottish and I don't think anyone from Scotland could dislike this
Anyway, I could watch it over and over again!
"It`s not acceptable to have pockets!" XD
This is so funny. Might have to use some of this when people ask us about our kilts.
the best comedian today, no question
I absolutly love Michael! Hahaa, soo funny he is :') xx
i love this bloke.. great stuff
i thought of that too, your gonna have a knife in your sock. LOL I LOVE HIM
Im scottish and loved every second of that LOL barry
its soo funny when he gets excited lol
Love this - this man is so funny
AHHHH I got a stomach cramp. The Scotish accent reminds me of Willie from the Simpsons
Excellent!
im scottish too although i live in england and i dont sound at all scottish bit i really need to try on a kilt one day! michael mcintyre is imense!
Im scottish and this was spot on
i love the way he says hockey sock soooooo funny
lmao!! I love Michael McIntyre
'what if people take the piss?'
'I've thought of that too... your gonna have a knife in your sock!'
haha genius!! :)
The way you wrote that reply made me laugh so much :D
I loveeeèeee Scottish guys
@Thedemiseringleader nice one my friend! you are 100% correct, i am glad to hear you are having a good time up here and long may it continue.
all the best to you mate.
I'm a Scot and I absolutely love this!! If only that was how the kilt really was invented.
i absolutly ( sorry if i miss spelt that) love the scottish acent ( im irish my by the way ) and i love the way scottish people say " Girly" , "Cany" and "Dony"
I love when my friends who are guys get all happy when they relise that they can get wear a Sgian Dubh (knife) with it. They get soo excited (not in that way)
He is so funny! I cannot believe that some people take this seriously. He is genius!
I love this!x
I have to admit, that was a very good explanation to the kilts haha!
That is my fav clip of michael mcintyre
hahah hilarious :)
Love You Michael Mcintyre.
really loving this guy atm, funny as fuck
Going to seee himm in october :D:D cant wait. been a fan from the start.
As Biologists we can tell you this is not accurate. The real reason for the kilt was from anatomical necessity. Pants with sufficiently long crotches for Scots would not allow for a long enough stride for walking. They were forced to develop the kilt to allow Scotsmen to walk normally. Mystery solved.
Right ok, you understand how comedy works right?
***** While my comment is very factual, you might read it again. There is a laugh hiding in there ;)
I think I get what you are going with. I think,
I get it, are you suggesting Scottish guys have massive dicks?
so you're saying that we have kilts because we have big dicks? Ahahahaha
omFg michael mcIntyre rulessssss
comedy genious
comin from a scot :)) pound to the pound :))
1:16 this man in the audience, was not happy xDDDDD
cant wait to see him live in aberdeen!!!
LMAO
I LOVE Micheal Macintyre- going to go see him in October and can. not. WAIT!!
Does anyone know where I can find the full book scetch- the one about a good book being a page-turner..?
he IS the best!!!!!
"What if people take the piss?"
"I've thought of that too -- you're gonna have a knife in your sock " XD
hahahahhaha i love michael he makes me laugh so much :')