Its hard to fathom how bad that dudes luck is... imagine picking a random car to break in and it belongs to a shredded 6 foot 7 Ghanian grappler that you seem running full speed at you in the midst of your homeless endeavors... truly incredible lmao
Being a serial Silver Medalist, I can see Craig's angle on the Alpha Cuck (watching someone else getting the gold.). In that same vein, Craig's straight clothing line should be called New Wave.
It’s amazing how Danaher managed to set you guys up and entice you to “steal” his gym but in reality he knew that he was putting the B team in the area of Austin that would steal everything from them. His brilliance continues!
That whole cuckolds section was aimed at Gordon. Asking if a cuck is likely to be republican, asking if they are likely to be the person that gets easily triggered by things etc…
Of course it is. This whole podcast was Craig going scorched earth on Gordon and Danaher. Something else must have happened behind closed doors recently because Craig truly turned it up to scorched earth levels
The bulls, or I was thinking the Step Brothers? Alright here’s a scenario for you Craig. Suppose Sonny sees Nicky coming out of the shower. He’s looking good. She takes one look and she goes, Oh my god. I’ve had the old bull, now I want the young calf
Bruh craigs interpretation of the jiu jitsu community is so fucking funny like shjt had me dying in the dmv. These coaches do be acting like cults like i know of a black belt in my area that ruined his whole family sleeping with some new chick at his gym. They also do be trying to preach their own philosophy with life like they are musashi or some shit.
I keep hearing stories about this over the years. In now deleted reddit threads (there were 2 recently), there was some really nasty shit. Shit like gordon having an underage boy sleep with his gf. Someone alleged there was video of this incident. Whether all of these events are completely true is another story, but enough has come out that I think Gordon is a colossally terrible person. And I really don't think JD is much better. New Wave is looking like a cult, which is a pretty common thing in BJJ, if anyone remembers team lloyd irvine.
I'm curious, the homeless burgler is that Ethan? He's been missing on training videos and on his own podcast. Also good work for the gay community: training with Adesanya and raising awareness, I tought you were a scumbag but i was wrong, good shit Craig.
Ryan Hall wrote an article in 2013 about hero worship in martial arts. Craig bringing up the cult behavior 10 years later is pretty sad and hilarious at the same time
No messing with the crew rule has been in our gym a couple of years, three girls joined six odd years ago, one guy messed with two of them, they found out, all three left, gym owner lost three paying client mighty pissed.
The girl is the Alpha. She orchestrates the whole thing, while the cuck peers in from the closet, and the baby bull with a heart of gold does his best to perform.
“If you think a t shirt turned your son gay he was was teetering anyway. Perhaps if anyone is to blame you your kid being gay it’s yourself, it the Dad.” HAHAHA
Oh holy hell....Craig Jones might be the funniest dude on the planet. I haven't stopped laughing for the first 20 min so far. Great job by whoever the other guy is on this vid. Fantastic job playing the straight guy to Jones comedy.
Sad Garry Tonon and Craig Jones ended up on different sides of a feud. Would have been to see if Craig’s stupid would have brought out the more reserved humor of Tonon.
Magic podcast and spot on about IBJJF World’s, terminally boring coverage from Flo. Hopeless. Flo’s coverage is the best way to reduce viewing numbers even further.
Had a similar event in college. Some cracked out dude stole my bag from the side of the field during rugby practice We ended up SUPER lucky the dude had used needles in his fanny pack sticking out that easily could have poked us.
Honestly…respect to Craig for selling this shirt. It’s a joke that seemingly can’t be told in this PC culture we’re now living in. There’s so many ways this can backfire I kinda admire the spirit of it all. Gonna be some interesting rolls in Austin when it becomes the Mecca for the gay and trans bjj community. It’s all fun and games until Craig makes a shirt
Texas is really a weird place to look at from the outside. Guys like Nicky Rod carrying a gun for self defense really sounds nuts to me as an european.
@@carlosSillas14 These numbers are crazy! Never been to the states, so it's hard to compare. in Austria we have a lot of rifleownerships in the countryside., but no one is carrying something in public, except law enforcement. Gunviolence is also very, very rare. Most deaths by firearms happen in family tragedies. Other than that, the occasional organized crime stuff. I would asume less than 10 a year, but don't have exact numbers.
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How Craig keeps a straight face for majority of his rants is some S-tier level trolling
It's an Aussie thing. We are some of the harshest in the world.
I don't know how he goes out in public with that face let alone keep it straight
Craig Jones is who Brendan Schaub thinks he is when he does stand-up
Underrated comment
I find Craig funnier than any actual comedian never mind Brendan
Lol facts
@pierer91 u need to watch more comedians lol
“Nicholas Meregali, totally unique voice in the sport never seen anything like it before” Craig’s deadpan humour is unmatched.
I thought I was the only one that noticed hahaha
He's skilled in sarcasm and irony.
Its hard to fathom how bad that dudes luck is... imagine picking a random car to break in and it belongs to a shredded 6 foot 7 Ghanian grappler that you seem running full speed at you in the midst of your homeless endeavors... truly incredible lmao
Rida needs to get with a Thai trainer, get his clinch/knee game up & start thinking of mma.
@@LIONTAMER3D Agreed
@@eamonshields2754 jabbing into a high kick/takedown/knee clinch is going to win him 50% of his fights
@@LIONTAMER3D becoming a striker isn't that easy
@@spoj3922 yes it is, actually: grapplers that learn striking fare better than strikers who learn to grapple. So yes, it's easier by comparison.
Craig is perfect for podcasting this is hilarious
Craig is perfect.
lmao this is great and the cohost doing mostly nothing but looking high af somehow adds to the comedy
I think it would be great if the podcast studio stayed like this, and was constantly under construction.
Yes!
I love how the other dude just rides shotgun and let’s Craig go 😂
Being a serial Silver Medalist, I can see Craig's angle on the Alpha Cuck (watching someone else getting the gold.). In that same vein, Craig's straight clothing line should be called New Wave.
😂😂
Haisam will always be a hero for giving Cyborg a highlight reel loss on the biggest stage.
Best podcast so far! Love this rant format
Pure gold. Also, how long before this gets pulled off the internet? Thanks for the laughs boys.
I think you mean pure silver 🥈🤌🏻
@@hungryman5625 Ha! You got me.
Nicky 'The Bull' Ryan
idk if anyone else is paying attention😂
Ha ha ha
It’s amazing how Danaher managed to set you guys up and entice you to “steal” his gym but in reality he knew that he was putting the B team in the area of Austin that would steal everything from them. His brilliance continues!
Emperor Danaher
I'm like 99.999% sure that John meant steal the chicks at the gym.
😅
-You only need to win the battles that count. John Danaher
I feel like the cuck shirt is Craig's way of confirming those gordon rumors going around reddit lately.
Do tell
Yeah I agree haha and also the subliminal messages in the cult leaders segment 😂
@@SimonSez83 long story short is gordon couldnt do certain positions because of his stomach
That whole cuckolds section was aimed at Gordon. Asking if a cuck is likely to be republican, asking if they are likely to be the person that gets easily triggered by things etc…
Of course it is. This whole podcast was Craig going scorched earth on Gordon and Danaher. Something else must have happened behind closed doors recently because Craig truly turned it up to scorched earth levels
The bulls, or I was thinking the Step Brothers?
Alright here’s a scenario for you Craig. Suppose Sonny sees Nicky coming out of the shower. He’s looking good. She takes one look and she goes, Oh my god. I’ve had the old bull, now I want the young calf
Come on little Nicky... If you want your test injection you'll have to give me one first
I wouldn’t mention Nicky’s calves as he is likely to get injured again
Respect No One
Cuck Everyone
- Haisam Rida, probably
OMG- the Cuck t-shirt with the King’s crown - LMAO!
Bruh craigs interpretation of the jiu jitsu community is so fucking funny like shjt had me dying in the dmv. These coaches do be acting like cults like i know of a black belt in my area that ruined his whole family sleeping with some new chick at his gym. They also do be trying to preach their own philosophy with life like they are musashi or some shit.
Does that mean the rumours about Gordon Ryan are true lol?
And here's the comment I was looking for.
WHATEVER COULD YOU MEAN, GOOD SIR? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
hahahha
What are these rumours and where can I find them?
I keep hearing stories about this over the years. In now deleted reddit threads (there were 2 recently), there was some really nasty shit.
Shit like gordon having an underage boy sleep with his gf. Someone alleged there was video of this incident.
Whether all of these events are completely true is another story, but enough has come out that I think Gordon is a colossally terrible person. And I really don't think JD is much better. New Wave is looking like a cult, which is a pretty common thing in BJJ, if anyone remembers team lloyd irvine.
The dude that got loaded in the stretcher literally looked dead...
Fried chicken, extra crispy
Cops flipped his ass on there😂
he was on 1 HP
@@LIONTAMER3D Supernatural reference?
Is this a tell all? Without being a tell all. Absolutely ruthless 🤣
It took me a year to realize what this podcast is really about.
Hysam lost 2 inches of height between the first and second description.
I can watch Craig just speak his mind all day😂😂😂😂
Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu started with a dude laying on his back with his legs wrapped around another dude. That's just how it is.
It's very zesty. That's why I play butterfly 😂. Not gay at all my foot are on his nuts.
This is simply pure gold ❤
Subtle school shooter joke at 1:40
Great stuff Craig
Him talking about Cucks and fake accounts seem very linked to a certain somebody who got leaked
What are you talking about?
@@zerotoalpha2476 Rordan Gyan
I'm curious, the homeless burgler is that Ethan? He's been missing on training videos and on his own podcast. Also good work for the gay community: training with Adesanya and raising awareness, I tought you were a scumbag but i was wrong, good shit Craig.
@@carlosSillas14 Yes they accept blue belts
Can't believe the Austin Police didn't immediate empty their weapons into Rida.
Craig was killing it this episode!!! More of this please!!!
I like to imagine Haisam had that huge smile on his face while he mauled the thief
You should buy the shirt
Ryan Hall wrote an article in 2013 about hero worship in martial arts. Craig bringing up the cult behavior 10 years later is pretty sad and hilarious at the same time
Hes guilty of it as well. A story as old as time
@@stevenoverlord he admits as much in the article. Everyone has done it
I think Craig is trying to get shot by Gordon uashuashuashushuashsuahuash
Love this. Jiu jitsu is the last bastion for men to be men in this crazy ass society 😂
dude it was WILD haisam came back to his car only to find a skinny Gordon Ryan getting Cucked by Sonny with his own brother. Damn. Shocking. SMDH bruh
Would Nicky wear a bull shirt?
i love this podcast so much
No messing with the crew rule has been in our gym a couple of years, three girls joined six odd years ago, one guy messed with two of them, they found out, all three left, gym owner lost three paying client mighty pissed.
The girl is the Alpha. She orchestrates the whole thing, while the cuck peers in from the closet, and the baby bull with a heart of gold does his best to perform.
Damm
Dude... What am I listening to? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2nd best podcast around
This is the best one yet
the b level of detail to the ladder and paint bucket in the back ground is awesomd
Best el segundo podcast so far. Craig just being Craig.
That’s a t shirt for sure…
Go for a run, heart rate sky rockets , do a few bumps heart rate sky rockets 🚀- B Team
🔥 this podcast was incredible! More rants please Craig!
This series is so goddamn funny honestly I would recommend them to my non-bjj friends. Too bad I don't have any
Daaaaaammmnnnnn this episode completely rips
“If you think a t shirt turned your son gay he was was teetering anyway. Perhaps if anyone is to blame you your kid being gay it’s yourself, it the Dad.” HAHAHA
I don’t even do jiu jitsu but cannot stop watching B-Teams content lol
Get stuck in bro
Best episode by far!
Love this even more than the guests tbh
Oh holy hell....Craig Jones might be the funniest dude on the planet. I haven't stopped laughing for the first 20 min so far. Great job by whoever the other guy is on this vid. Fantastic job playing the straight guy to Jones comedy.
we need that Austin Bulls rashguard and shorts
Sad Garry Tonon and Craig Jones ended up on different sides of a feud. Would have been to see if Craig’s stupid would have brought out the more reserved humor of Tonon.
13 minutes in! Pure comedy ,The bull convo stumped me 🤣
Craig jones, undisputed realest in the bjj community
"A realised fantasy has a specific name: nightmare" Approximate citation from Jung
Magic podcast and spot on about IBJJF World’s, terminally boring coverage from Flo. Hopeless. Flo’s coverage is the best way to reduce viewing numbers even further.
The bleach on the ring worm works like a charm
3:17 - Haisam is 6’9
4:39 - Haisam is 6’7
Gets shorter by the minute haha 😂
Crazy to hear about 6’ 5” Haisam Rida stopping that burglar.
Craig and Gundle need to go undercover as homeless men in a sting op for Craig's passport and jacket. Please document.
Me too. On day 4 it's too much. I have a hard time playing through. Remember day zero counts too.
‘cuck’ ‘they know’ t shirts lmfaooo
Had a similar event in college.
Some cracked out dude stole my bag from the side of the field during rugby practice
We ended up SUPER lucky the dude had used needles in his fanny pack sticking out that easily could have poked us.
You guys are almost like Penn and Teller in this one.
Your channel is gonna blow up after your tournament
“What could’ve happened to this guy if he chose that path” 😂 jesus
Been waiting for this story thank goodness lol
Jesus, the shirts!
i wish to hear adams side of the ladyboy story lmao
bet hes already planning the next trip
Congrats on the 100k subs:)
Need more frequent El Segundo podcasts.
pls restock the tee and btw this video is hilarious after seeing the reddit leak news
Co-host crushing it again!
Honestly…respect to Craig for selling this shirt. It’s a joke that seemingly can’t be told in this PC culture we’re now living in. There’s so many ways this can backfire I kinda admire the spirit of it all. Gonna be some interesting rolls in Austin when it becomes the Mecca for the gay and trans bjj community. It’s all fun and games until Craig makes a shirt
Craig is shitting gold lately!
Gi is still more popular than no gi. But I do think the ibjjf blackbelt matches should be shorter
Texas is really a weird place to look at from the outside. Guys like Nicky Rod carrying a gun for self defense really sounds nuts to me as an european.
@@carlosSillas14 yeah, I know. But just the idea to feel the need to own a gun for self defense is foreign to me.
@@carlosSillas14 These numbers are crazy! Never been to the states, so it's hard to compare. in Austria we have a lot of rifleownerships in the countryside., but no one is carrying something in public, except law enforcement. Gunviolence is also very, very rare. Most deaths by firearms happen in family tragedies. Other than that, the occasional organized crime stuff. I would asume less than 10 a year, but don't have exact numbers.
Never overestimate yourself just because your roll around with dudes between your legs.
In American we call it staying strapped.
The cameras watch the floor the back parking lot and the showers 😅
Craig needs to quit jujitsu and transition into comedy.
Wait, wow, hold up..... 2 words! Brendan Schaub! Lets just take this slowly 😅
Unintentionally and naturally funny. Its genius
congrats on the 100k guys
Nail in the coffin and dirt piled on top. Craig has officially buried Gordon and Danaher
I cant with Craig 🤣🤣🤣🤣 the cuck analogy🤣🤣🤣 dudes meta level bastard.🤣🤣
He has the same shoes as Craig because he flogged them last time he visited.
Ha ha! B-team Bulls! T-shirt sales will go through the roof! 😂
The danaher clip in the intro is absolutely hilarious
”“The screen that has all the cameras on it-the gym, the back car park, and some of the showers there..” 😂🤣 “some of the showers” 👀
I watched half an hour of this thinking it was the intro and you'd introduce a guest any minute.
So basically the title is very accurate.
I bet he meant he looked like Gump in Castaway.
100k already ✊
Craig jones you are genius 👏 true aussie humour. Gordon's face watching this he would be so dirty 😂 love it bteam
😂😂 Hilarious, so impressive craig can just sit there and rant a stream of consciousness like that 😂
I think Craig Jones may replace Andrew Tate as my Ultimate, Hyper-Masculine role model 🙏👊🏼💪🏼 🌈
The Danaher marketing part was class, tired of white guys in their mid 40s simpimg for him. He's a very good coach. That's it.
This one was hilarous!
I thought the "Keep Austin Weird" thing was just stolen from Portland
why is some random kid sitting next to craig this whole episode
I used to listen to Khabib quotes to get me inspired for training. Now i watch these podcasts.