1: Paint the shitsuma light green green 2: Add an amplifier and subwoofer 3: Tune your windows 4: Mod your back window to say "DON'T LAUGH, YOUR DAUGHTER MAY BE INSIDE" 5: Download this song and put it in a CD 6: Put it in the CD player 7: Paint your rims red 8: Drive on the wrong side of the highway 9: Become the one and only Techno Viking
he is that bad i was in my house and i heard a bang and i went outside and saw a trashed green piece of shit ramming my satsuma... pretty impressive how he got there tho
the beginning of the story uses the first comment on top by wauhtihomer. when they get there the 2nd reply comes in. then a 3rd reply comment comes in at the end
more like hes driving to te store to finish the build of the car hears bass from the distance looks behind he see a grenn vecta going speed of 200 km/h he sayes o helll nooooo and bam ketchu every vere in his van
I remember the green menace passing me. I got my Satsuma maxed all the way. As he was talking me to Gapplebees, all of s sudden his car fishtails, slamming to a truck sideways the opposite way.
When i hear this coming behind while driving on the highway i immediately floor it. Thats why i have a fully tuned Satsuma so i can get away from the Yellow Perkele or the Green Menance
Nah, anyone who is listening to it for the first time will burst out laughing when they hear the lyrics. Translated, it sort of means: “Black man is happy because pole in pants is unreal”, but in short it means a black guy is happy because he has a stiffy.
I've seen a guy in GMOD with painted green BMW 5 series and a welded sign saying this. Didn't really had to look long at it to realise this guy was basing it on Victra from MSC
Dude thanks for actually saying the genre of this music because I've mostly seen it called classic techno and things similarly like that, and I have been sort of looking for this type of music.
me: * listening to this song * youtube: "up next: heikki mustonen - routainen maa" me: * remembers a moment when I saw something fast and green in my rear view mirror when driving a stock satsuma * also me: "there's something very familiar about all this"
It was removed because the lyrics were supposedly "racist". I translated the lyrics and the guy with the deep voice is saying "the black man gets excited when the pole is extended".
Mustamies on iloinen, kun tanko lahkeessaa on aivan epätodellinen "The black man gets happy, when the pole in his pants goes unreal" Lyrics till låten just där lol
Tämä on täydellinen hetki kirjoittaa suomeksi käännösten kautta ja mennä sinne Satsumaan (This is the perfect moment to write in Finnish through translations and go there to Satsuma)
Driving down the road, *hears this*, oh no. *Green Viking car smashes my ass into the fucking treeline killing me* *than drives off like nothing happened* Young Male dead in car crash MORE LIKE YOUNG MAN DEAD IN FUCKING HIT A RUN!!!!!
1: Paint the shitsuma light green green
2: Add an amplifier and subwoofer
3: Tune your windows
4: Mod your back window to say "DON'T LAUGH, YOUR DAUGHTER MAY BE INSIDE"
5: Download this song and put it in a CD
6: Put it in the CD player
7: Paint your rims red
8: Drive on the wrong side of the highway
9: Become the one and only Techno Viking
Step 10 : kill or throw techno viking into the sun
or your SUSKI might be inside
lol
techno satsuma crashed into my satsuma
Yo this guy is speaking FAX
this song is the official theme of people that dont know how to drive
he is that bad i was in my house and i heard a bang and i went outside and saw a trashed green piece of shit ramming my satsuma... pretty impressive how he got there tho
Chip will you play my summer car?
No, it's the anthem of people that don't know how to drive
Suddenly it was and is.
the welf i dont think Green Viking or Yellow Perkele or Amis2 has travel nodes to go to your house at all.. only the drunk driver does..
Ah, the sound of true terror.
Green perkele coming behind you at 250kmh
*driving satsuma at 160km/h*
*hears this*
*almost crashes dodging the green perkele*
HAISTA PASKA!!
*carries on like nothing happened*
Krecik hahhaahah
this is true
polska kur*a! XD
Sinne meni satsuma saatana
@@gabrielvieira6529 THIEFsuma GT.
If you have a Datsun 100A and you are driving it in Finland, it is a perfect moment to blast this song from your car.
Or if you're driving a green vectra
Приветствую Джонар,Hello
@@maunohorttanainen5450 I'm going to buy a Vectra
@@nasion420 my buddy has green vectra
and we goin blast this song on highway
Yes i have datsun 120AF2 Not driveable now sitting over 10 years in yard
[Green perkele intensifies]
TÖDÖTÖTÖTÖÖTÖ TÄTTÄTTÄ
[yellow saatana intensifies]
Näytäppä vittu vielä kerran sitä saatanan sormee nii se on viimenen kerta sitte!
[grey jumalauta intensifies]
Joel really should play more my summer car!
Other day i saw a guy speeding in a dark green Vectra A in the motorway, this music came to my mind imediatelly.
The Vectra A, although old is probably still better than the Datsun 100a, but hey, one is cooler than the other!
Teacher: Today we are going to Finland.
Girls: Why do we go to Finland? There are mosquitoes there.
Boys:
You know what that means bois
*starts building satuma immediately*
me: OH BOY SATSUMA TIME starts building satsuma finishes the car starts drving on road to 100 kph then randomly some green car comes and ends it all
Yes I agree
the beginning of the story uses the first comment on top by wauhtihomer. when they get there the 2nd reply comes in. then a 3rd reply comment comes in at the end
Vittu jää päähän soimaan
Lyriikat! / Lyrics!
Mustamies on iloinen kun tanko lahkeessa on aivan epätodellinen.
Blackman is happy when pole in pants is unreal.
its more like this:
black man is happy because the pole in his pants is unbelievable
cheers mate
I think its more unreal than unbelievable
Because: unreal=epätodellinen, unbelievable=uskomaton
What does that even mean?!
PaveHog Hero A black guy’s happy that he has a large penis.
When you hear this
It's too late
Death is already coming
Shane Pajka me too!
xKami102x guess what I found crashed on the side of the road?
yellow perkele
Blukas Gaming LOL
This song seals your fate
Alexa, play Heikki mustonen: Mustamies
*Hears music*
*Looks behind*
*Oh n......*
*Dead*
more like hes driving to te store to finish the build of the car hears bass from the distance looks behind he see a grenn vecta going speed of 200 km/h he sayes o helll nooooo and bam ketchu every vere in his van
grean*,ketchup*
Dimitrije Markovic Hahaha
; )
green*
Please play this at my Funeral
Detained.
Indeed.
Voiiii satana
That moment when you are at church and some green car plays a song during a funeral
K
Lyrics:
Black man is happy when the rod in the trouser leg is absolutely unreal.
Jee jep jep jee jep
repeat...
*Going with Satsuma*
*Looks in left and right*
*Accelerates slowly...*
*Hears MUSTAMIES!*
Me: *Oh s-*
*ROUTAINEN MAA PLAYING*
Death book: Coika un...
Fax
Oh s-VITUN PERRRRRKELE!
MSC has an awesome soundtrack despite the fact I can't understand the lyrics.
Kyle Soler "Black man is happy when pole in his pants is completely unrealistic" it sound weird but still good in finnish
@@therealboogie10 Oh ok so its about a black guy with a stiffy. oh yeah, Toilet humor.
It's Finnish idiot
@@celinaramos4692 no shit
Yup
Fun fact!
In Finnish Musta means black and Mies means Man
Untill we meet again!
"PERKELE!!!!!"
Ok
Satanaa
adana...
Ui vittu satana
Ui vittu
Legend says playing this while driving increases the chance of seeing a green perkele.
Played this song in my car today, it felt good 😊
BobbyKBikes I have MSC soundtrack on cd, it sure turns some heads when the car stereo mix starts playing this on high volume.
did you crash into someone instanly killing them?
let me guess it started road rage and someone desided to crash into you to stop the music
And other drivers be like WTF
have you di- how's your journey
I remember the green menace passing me. I got my Satsuma maxed all the way. As he was talking me to Gapplebees, all of s sudden his car fishtails, slamming to a truck sideways the opposite way.
Mad
Mmad
Mmmad
Sdgjhö
Mmmmad
When i hear this coming behind while driving on the highway i immediately floor it. Thats why i have a fully tuned Satsuma so i can get away from the Yellow Perkele or the Green Menance
MAXIMUM TUNE
*floors it all the way to 5000 RPM*
Yellow Perkele is Jani ?
@@Steve1766 Yes.
"JOO EI JAKSA KATTOO SUN NAAMAAS"
en ole ottanut... tarpeeksi... vielä.
ison talon antti ja rannanjärvi tattadaddadaaaa..
Here comes Mr. Wubwub
Riswan Ahmad P. and green car
Opel vektra
Green cAr =friend
The feeling, when you have a date, and you drive at 270 km/h......
and then, SOMEONE JUST BUMPS YOUR CAR. I really hate this green piece of crap.
*basso jytisee kaukana* Green menace incoming!
musta mies on iloinen kun tahkolahkeissa on aivan epätodellinen!
Mustamies on iloinen kun tahkolahkeessa on aivan epätodellinen
The black man is happy when he is completely unreal in the face leg
Music one: Radio Chill
Music two: Mustamies
Music three: Routainen maa
only true finnish car drivers can play this song
Jiminator i drive a saab
Как только я ушлишал крут
Nah, anyone who is listening to it for the first time will burst out laughing when they hear the lyrics.
Translated, it sort of means: “Black man is happy because pole in pants is unreal”, but in short it means a black guy is happy because he has a stiffy.
@@johnathanwells8765 SAABs are absolutely badass I love the 1990 900 SPG
You drive a good car my dude
@@johnathanwells8765 oooooooofffff in polsa
this is the best eurobeat for finnish drifting
Sieltä se amis tulee taas
Rip vihree amis ;-;
saatana, se ajaa usein väärällä kaistalla minulla.
Onion joo
I’m rocking this song while driving thru the desert of Arizona rn
I have a subwoofer in my room, and when I play this song it booms like crazy.
Welcome to Teim... Oh, it's you.
When do you sleep??? You are working 24/7.
Yes
Hey Teimo i need help
Perkele!
Hey to the dishes and the dishes to the dishwasher
*Hears this music*
*Looks straight*
*VoI sAaTaNa!*
*Routainen maa starts playing*
Installed this on radio,blasted this while going 160 km/h and my body got blasted on the tree like this song too
This is a certified hood classic
You know you're dead when you hear this.
We need Turmion Katilot version of this treasure. All the Finnish music must be Turmionized!
*Hearing Radio Chill*
*Suddenly hears Mustamies*
Oh n-
*GAAAAAAHHHH*
*Young man dead on accident*
"Don't laugh your daughter might be inside"
I've seen a guy in GMOD with painted green BMW 5 series and a welded sign saying this. Didn't really had to look long at it to realise this guy was basing it on Victra from MSC
"That was Techno Viking going back to Sweden"
kiitti😉
Tämä on paras my summer carin biisi!
finally I get to hear the full version
Girls: Oh, there's a green car!
Boys: shit
Men:
I can finally relate to men as a girl
For those interested, the satsuma is based on the datsun 100A
Now I want a Datsun 100A
By based on it, you mean basically a carbon copy, other than the location of the front indicators and a few other tiny details like mirror location.
the name satsuma is taken from something called citrus unshiu. just google it.
haha ok @@dat_platypus7007
the vocals always remind me of Teimo
Gonna blast this next time I'm on the highway
good 1990s Hard House. The producer of the song did a great job here
Dude thanks for actually saying the genre of this music because I've mostly seen it called classic techno and things similarly like that, and I have been sort of looking for this type of music.
sounds like hardcore, never heard of hard house, could instantly tell its from the 90's with the familar synths
Mustamies !
*thump* *thump* *thump* *thump* *thump*-ing intesifies...
womp womp womp wumwomp wumwum womp
mustamies on iloinen kun muna lahkeessa on aivan epätodellinen
Was driving peacefully driving and heard this song and got rammed of the road and died... 10/10
Wow the new soundtrack for Initial D sounds good so far!!!
finns initial d
Initial F
Harmi että tää poistettiin siitä pelistä
I prefer the green devil killing me than getting punched by the guy in the yellow car
i saw a guy with a nissan cherry (satsuma irl) and it was light blue and had a demon of an engine immediately thought of this song
idk why but i LOVE this (idk what he is saying)
Mee toooo bro
Black man is happy when something i dont know
@@Jonssi05 Black man is happy when pole in pants is unreal
Putting this as my alarm clock
hella effective if you played alot of msc
I've heard this in game, but this reminds me of BMW drivers in early 00's doing burnout near shopping centre.
AI SAATANA KUN LEKENTAARINEN BIISI! ooh so legendary musick
this game is full of life and we love it!
Mustamies on iloinen kun tanko lahkeessa on aivan epätodellinen.
you dont know fear until you hear this coming up behind you
It was a pleasure to be with you !
Bye!!!! Green perkele comming
*hears this song and sees a green car approach in 1800 km/h* Two seconds later:12 vuotta täytin!
pls I want this played at my funeral.
No you don't😂
not rip headphone users, just plain rip headphones. gotta turn off autoplay so I don't get jumpscared after listening to routainen maa
Stop using five dollar headphones mate
@@ulle500 where’s the fun of blowing them up then
Who came here just for the starting of the song?
The familiar sound of doom.
Musta mies on iloinen kun tanko lahkeessa on aivan epätodellinen
I'm here because of Squirrel, and the yellow car aka 'wub wub'
And Dub Dub!
me: * listening to this song *
youtube: "up next: heikki mustonen - routainen maa"
me: * remembers a moment when I saw something fast and green in my rear view mirror when driving a stock satsuma *
also me: "there's something very familiar about all this"
for some reason the synth high notes make me hear soldier tf2 screaming
i am never going to see a green car the same as before now
This song should be brought back
But this song deleted because the lyric are rasist
@@Gasollime ik but the beat is really good maybe if they changed a few things idk
Maybe
@@Gasollime how is it racist
@@aleksi789 "Mustamies" is "black man" on finnish language
Rojola on tehny tän biisin. :)
DON'T LAUGH. MY DRIVING INSTRUCTOR IS INSIDE
Legenda😂👌🏻
so infamous that it was literally removed. Though I doubt Twitter would cancel people for this
It was removed because the lyrics were supposedly "racist". I translated the lyrics and the guy with the deep voice is saying "the black man gets excited when the pole is extended".
@@SteelForceful it was not racist, apparently it wasnt complete
@@SteelForcefulThe better translation would be "a black man is happy because the pole/rod/shaft in his pants is unreal/unbelieable/surreal/dreamlike"
hyvä biisi:)
Поехал в Финляндию нашёл датсун 100а собрал взял около 1000 коробок с пивком потом въебался в магазин теймо
😂😂😂
Best soundtrack!
Mustamies on iloinen, kun tanko lahkeessaa on aivan epätodellinen
"The black man gets happy, when the pole in his pants goes unreal"
Lyrics till låten just där lol
Normal people: normal music radio stuff.
That Bright green Opel Vectra driving on the highway:
Oh a nice day to drive my Satsuma! **Driving at 180MPH**
WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB... UH SATANAA
KM/H* or KP/H*
That, that's fast
sorry
Tämä on täydellinen hetki kirjoittaa suomeksi käännösten kautta ja mennä sinne Satsumaan
(This is the perfect moment to write in Finnish through translations and go there to Satsuma)
Driving down the road, *hears this*, oh no. *Green Viking car smashes my ass into the fucking treeline killing me* *than drives off like nothing happened*
Young Male dead in car crash
MORE LIKE YOUNG MAN DEAD IN FUCKING HIT A RUN!!!!!
YOUNG MAN DEAD IN ASSASSINATION!!!!! thats the real word ; )
N-Nani?! He's in my rear bumper?!
**slowly hearing this song from behind** **floors pedal** **dies**
cringe
@@finnthesaabguy bro bullied himself
@@ketch10 thanks Sherlock
My Summer car 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖❤❤❤❤❤
When you drive to the Alivieska highway
Try not to summon the green perkele
That bass tho!
(With headphones)
Play this in your car and it will get a 10-speed gearbox!
Mustamies on iloinen kun kyrpä lahkeessa on aivan epätodellinen
For anyone asking for no vocals, like in my summer car, there is no 'no vocal' version its just the first 10 seconds on repeat
Big Fat Dildee put me a link of it i want it
Takumi Fujiwara what are you doing here !? :D
Jan Hálek the world will never know
mus- mus- mus- mus- mustamies on iloinen, kun tanko lahkeessa on aivan epätodellinen
Те, кто не знают о чём поётся: 💃🕺
Те кто знают: 💃🕺🧔🏿
So thats the song he plays. Its all coming together now *rubs hands together*