I was thinking the same thing. The kitchen seemed slim and tiny to me, needed more. I guess for $14 million they order Door Dash every night and only eat leftovers.
This looks like if someone was inside an apple store 15 years ago to buy their first iphone and said "i want a house that looks exactly like this store today in 2008"
@@ShawnLH88 for that price, you can live in a high rise with actual privacy since the windows will not be facing anyone in close proximity. There is such a thing in NYC.
The only thing I like about it is the original facade. It's almost comical how everything is hidden but the whole back of the house is basically open like a fishbowl! And if the brief was to design something very bland, they nailed it!
It is very cool and quite an achievement. But it is so sterile I would feel bad just walking in it! The sliding appliance counters will break or get clogged with food. Very quickly. The two best parts: the natural materials used, and the backyard. The backyard might be the best because it feels the most natural, the least space-like. Though NASA would be proud of this interior!
Sorry but this is badly designed and overpriced. 1) Ppl in NYC want to maximize floor space per sq ft. They don't need a cutaway on the 2nd floor. 2) Fill in the cutaway and move the kitchen to where the dining room is currently located. Ppl want lots of natural light when cooking, prepping, and washing dishes. 3) The primary bathroom would have shower controls where you don't get wet. 4) No one wants a glass enclosed toilet in a shared bathroom. 5) For $15 million where is the elevator? ps: The kitchen is where everyone gathers -- no one wants a galley kitchen.
Well, I won’t be spending my 15 million on the property! The fixtures and fittings are sublime, but the lack of privacy and lack of character just leave me cold! I suspect it would be the ideal property for a multimillionaire minimalist exhibitionist 🤷♂️
1:39 That “bright wall” is not the property of whoever will own that townhouse. So if it’s owner decided to paint it a dark color, you’re up the creek. Don’t advertise a benefit of the house which you have no control over.
This is definitely giving me "American Psycho" vibes... I wouldn't even want to visit a house like this, let alone buy it. The lovely view of the wall is just the nail in the coffin ⚰️
Very nice, beautiful, & great features. I do think it’s a shame though that they didn’t mention more eco-friendly or sustainable aspects because someone who can afford that price point should be investing in those type of things
Lovely, with wonderful design details. Yet the designers choose to install the TV monitor ridiculously high. Was it designed to be watched while standing? C'mon designers, if you don't know intuitively, read an OSHA brief once in a while. As smart, savvy designers, they do know what height does to optimum neck inclination, but solving the problem was deemed "not important enough. it looks fine in photos." Hoping this "doest matter" trend is dying out.
Every designer seems to do that in designer homes, the worst ones are the ones above a fireplace. Guaranteed neck pain. Almost as if a TV is considered a bad thing and is only included because it ‘must’ be there. I don’t understand how designers haven’t adapted yet.
The house is well-designed and uses large-area glass curtain walls to replace part of the walls, bringing vivid and exuberant nature into the interior. In the resonance of the connected fields, it strengthens the unobstructed view of the inside and outside; this is great!
Did anyone else notice that the bedrooms have pantries? What's that about?? Preteens who get the munchies in the middle of the night and can't be bothered to go down all the stairs to the kitchen?
The design is amazing in a small town house. Took entire floor made half to a kitchen on the 2nd floor, half raised ceiling to the front portion created luxury looking. Walk up bedrooms floors to relax sleeping, It will be even more tired. The best part is the roof top garden and ocean view. The area for 15M house is worth.
I love the $15 million dollar view of a blank wall.
😂😂😂
These really are the type of architects you want to throw your shoe at.
Best i can do is $14
I'll add 20$ 😂 we almost there 😅
😂
$14,95 and it's yours
I'm taking a risk here
😂😂😂😂😂
Glad to see I'm not the only one who thinks this is not a very well-designed house.
All the interiors looks like the hallway of a fancy hospital.
I'm a doctor and I second this.
I've never seen someone advertise a space, let alone an almost $15M townhome, with a squatty potty before.
that looked so out of place 😂
No joke, worked on a ~$100m property that had plastic squatty potties and crushed bottles of shampoo. Some items don’t scale with wealth
I had to watch just to see this. Crazy. Couldn't hey have some cute bamboo stool or something???
@@thoughts3897 or just hide it away in one of their infinite closets 🤣
Custom designed everything and no one makes a stylish but ergonomic toilet
Marketing the townhouse for a family with a kitchen that tiny just shows the designers never cooked before....
I was thinking the same thing. The kitchen seemed slim and tiny to me, needed more. I guess for $14 million they order Door Dash every night and only eat leftovers.
This looks like if someone was inside an apple store 15 years ago to buy their first iphone and said "i want a house that looks exactly like this store today in 2008"
80s corporate hotel vibes. Patrick Bateman could live here.
A whole townhouse and the kitchen is TINY!
I love it, but I would not live there since the neighbors can see everything in the backyard and inside the townhouse. There is no privacy at all.
tinted reflective windows?
even the master bedroom is facing the neighbor's windows across the street. There is literally no privacy.
Some might call that a benefit
privacy in NYC? are you high?hahahahah
@@ShawnLH88 for that price, you can live in a high rise with actual privacy since the windows will not be facing anyone in close proximity. There is such a thing in NYC.
the place feels like half of it is just rooms looking like long sterile hallways
The only thing I like about it is the original facade. It's almost comical how everything is hidden but the whole back of the house is basically open like a fishbowl! And if the brief was to design something very bland, they nailed it!
They’ve just thrown money at this. Custom this, and custom that… Only the red brick gives out a bit of soul.
I didn't like anything about what they changed in the house. And i didn't understand it.
It is very cool and quite an achievement. But it is so sterile I would feel bad just walking in it! The sliding appliance counters will break or get clogged with food. Very quickly. The two best parts: the natural materials used, and the backyard. The backyard might be the best because it feels the most natural, the least space-like. Though NASA would be proud of this interior!
Dave: "HAL, open the door."
HAL: "I can't do that, Dave."
(2001: A Space Odyssey)
🚀🚀🚀
Lol, NASA ... Agree!
you are under the assumption that people will actually cook here. The refrigerator only had drinks in it.
If you live here you’ll have a maid in charge of each appliances in the house
An homage to beige.
Dressed to impress, but not cozy or homey. I can think of better things to do with my $14,000,000.
Sorry but this is badly designed and overpriced.
1) Ppl in NYC want to maximize floor space per sq ft. They don't need a cutaway on the 2nd floor. 2) Fill in the cutaway and move the kitchen to where the dining room is currently located. Ppl want lots of natural light when cooking, prepping, and washing dishes. 3) The primary bathroom would have shower controls where you don't get wet. 4) No one wants a glass enclosed toilet in a shared bathroom. 5) For $15 million where is the elevator?
ps: The kitchen is where everyone gathers -- no one wants a galley kitchen.
Well, I won’t be spending my 15 million on the property! The fixtures and fittings are sublime, but the lack of privacy and lack of character just leave me cold! I suspect it would be the ideal property for a multimillionaire minimalist exhibitionist 🤷♂️
Screams “meh”. Expensive “meh”
The "appliance garage" with pull-out drawers and power outlets inside is brilliant.
'appliance garage' 2:52 🤣🤣🤣
The 2-story living is the best feature! I’ve never seen that before in any NY townhome. Stunning interior!
That sculpture on the kitchen table looks deadly ☠️. Don’t use too much black pepper! You might sneeze and become impaled.
14mil and you can whisper across the way to your neighbors because its so close together!
“Appliance Garage”? Lol, that gotta be the best one yet!
Quantum field theory on the chalkboard and a general relativity for kids book?? 🤣
Quantum theory is foreplay. I just love it when my lover shows me his genius.😂
I love the color on the walls, but $14 million dollars? Sounds like a major problem that needs to be fixed.
1:39
That “bright wall” is not the property of whoever will own that townhouse. So if it’s owner decided to paint it a dark color, you’re up the creek. Don’t advertise a benefit of the house which you have no control over.
that is the chintziest $15 million kitchen I've ever seen.
The entire house, really.
Very nice! Though for $15 millions, I would hope I do not face an office building! 😂
The view is the worst I've seen so far on this channel...
The vibe is like an office building
$15 million and you're basically sleeping on a stage. Look at all those windows across the master bedroom 3:38😳
Amazing house! Price is probably correct for the location and size. But knowing what other places you can get for this price, i'll skip :).
Exactly... For that much I could buy a farm with 100 acres...
Absolutely stunning
Amazing property
Wow! Great decision to open the ceiling!
WHY DO THE BEDROOMS HAVE PANTRIES
The nannies can tend to the token offspring out of sight that way, until they’re needed for a family Christmas card.
I love the cabinets
very nice Fendi store
It's a beautiful building
yikes very nice and specific style but def not worth 14 million sheeeeesh
15 million though
If it was just an empty lot at the same location it would probably be worth $10 million in NYC.
T_T so foul@@ocelot667
that living room makes 0 sense
its like walking into a luxury shoe store
Very cold looking.
I was hoping for a garage with a car lift.
No garage, no privacy, 2 bedrooms; no guest rooms. Buy a house on the ocean for half that with everything. Beach included.
classical outside modern inside
The office looks like Starbucks window seat except no view if I live in nyc definitely skyscraper
This is definitely giving me "American Psycho" vibes... I wouldn't even want to visit a house like this, let alone buy it. The lovely view of the wall is just the nail in the coffin ⚰️
Beautiful. That ceiling cut out is everything 💓💓💓👏👏👏👏
It looks like an Apple Store...
Yep, this is what I'm talking about.
Anyone notice that the agent looks a bit like Keanu Reeves?
I'll take it.
Thank you video brilliant compliment.
NGL, most cupboards and stuff have an IKEA vibe to it…
This feels like an Apple Store.. which is a praise
Thanks for sharing 😊
Nice, creative
Privacy in the bedroom is more like a local show for the building across. Why are there no curtains for 14 m?
3:42 my partner would still be distrubed
That's incredible design. Will be reaching out when I become a millionaire to design my dream and vacation homes.
Very nice, beautiful, & great features. I do think it’s a shame though that they didn’t mention more eco-friendly or sustainable aspects because someone who can afford that price point should be investing in those type of things
How do you define sustainable? And why should people be investing in it more just because they have more? And who decides that?
*looks nice* 👍
3:43 Ahh yess.. for the billionaire physicist couple. Gotta keep things nerdy in the bedroom.
That luxury townhouse has opulent interiors. It’s perfect to be living there with all great extravagance on the tips of your fingers.
So nice!
I like this but I’ll just take the toilet. Regular ones are no joke during the winter 🥶
I love the yacht design sterility and the open spaces, it felt so clean. I would have textured art but I loved it.
Why buy a 14 million dollar house that needs "space hacks" ?!
This is great for a introvert except the fact that your bedroom is facing neighbors windows
Lovely, with wonderful design details. Yet the designers choose to install the TV monitor ridiculously high. Was it designed to be watched while standing? C'mon designers, if you don't know intuitively, read an OSHA brief once in a while. As smart, savvy designers, they do know what height does to optimum neck inclination, but solving the problem was deemed "not important enough. it looks fine in photos." Hoping this "doest matter" trend is dying out.
I also thought that was too high.
Every designer seems to do that in designer homes, the worst ones are the ones above a fireplace. Guaranteed neck pain. Almost as if a TV is considered a bad thing and is only included because it ‘must’ be there. I don’t understand how designers haven’t adapted yet.
How long can you wait...I make $14.95/ hour
Love ad
Love this contemporary flip property! Love that walkin shower, the living room, and the hidden tv!
The lack of an elevator is a big dealbreaker for that amount of money.
Beautiful
Buying my lottery ticket now!
Very modern, for sure. The kitchen and the office look similar. Four (4) floors...optional elevator?
"Appliance Garage" Fancy 🧐
Spectacular!
Looks like an office
The house is well-designed and uses large-area glass curtain walls to replace part of the walls, bringing vivid and exuberant nature into the interior. In the resonance of the connected fields, it strengthens the unobstructed view of the inside and outside; this is great!
Disappointing is an understatement.
Love all the natural light
Great view! 😂
Very "corporate lobby" vibe.
Amazing...love the design ❤️
Very interesting.
That TV is not hidden, its a beige Formica wall with a TV inside. A hidden TV would be a wall you would not expect to have a TV.
Did anyone else notice that the bedrooms have pantries? What's that about?? Preteens who get the munchies in the middle of the night and can't be bothered to go down all the stairs to the kitchen?
It's so patients won't have to ring the nurse for a snack.
@@nunya___ 😂😂😂
Cool house- Kitchen is wak for the price
im always wondering if places like these have mice 👀👀
😂😂😂 if the neighbors do they do
More likely rats. It is NYC after all.
Roaches as every place in NYC has roaches & rats
@@heatherhansen2169 In many ways than one.
To sterile for even the mice
The design is amazing in a small town house. Took entire floor made half to a kitchen on the 2nd floor, half raised ceiling to the front portion created luxury looking. Walk up bedrooms floors to relax sleeping, It will be even more tired. The best part is the roof top garden and ocean view. The area for 15M house is worth.
Great use of space and well designed rooms but its a shame the bedrooms are overlooked by the building opposite 😭
BORING! So sterile! And the presenters really don't sell the place either.
Beautiful ❤️
😆 🤣 😂 that's 14 wonderful spaces for 14 wonderful families.
4/10 just feels like Ikea but turned up a notch
That WHITE WALL at 1:54 must be a "Robert Rauschenberg" That accounts for $8,000,000.
What a magnificent design!
Where is the other 2 bedrooms?