Childhood - Matteo Lane & Nick Smith - I Never Liked You Ep 26

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  • Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
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  • @matteolanecomedy
    @matteolanecomedy  3 месяца назад

    CHICAGO LIVE SHOW AUGUST 17TH:
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  • @zerocraic3966
    @zerocraic3966 3 месяца назад +439

    “We’re barely friends now” nick omg

    • @keenh1075
      @keenh1075 3 месяца назад +2

      The curtness 😂

    • @WhoAmI2judge
      @WhoAmI2judge 3 месяца назад +3

      I died 😂

    • @H3H3HEE
      @H3H3HEE 3 месяца назад +5

      Everyone needs a Nick

    • @jeiwaru
      @jeiwaru 3 месяца назад

      LMAO I thought he said "we're literally friends now"

    • @foxjacket
      @foxjacket 3 месяца назад

      Hence the podcast name lol

  • @starlacollins5689
    @starlacollins5689 3 месяца назад +254

    I can picture Mateo walking around giving reviews of the playground, and tall ass Nick giving disapproving glances to all of the other snot-nosed kids... in a child's sized fancy blouse. 😂❤

  • @_E_m_m_a_.
    @_E_m_m_a_. 3 месяца назад +141

    Always weirdly comforting to know people you think are cool were also bullied growing up

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. 3 месяца назад +166

    Nick’s mom talking about Nick’s ‘attitude’ LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @GC-ih8zk
      @GC-ih8zk 2 месяца назад +1

      She was laughing 😭

  • @lexycondeelis
    @lexycondeelis 3 месяца назад +100

    The way Nick's voice changed when he talked to Matteos mom omg 😂 I've never heard him sound so sweet. ❤

  • @da009999
    @da009999 3 месяца назад +57

    Nick came from a town of 700?! That is surprising because Nick acts like he owns the city. While Matteo is so warm and welcoming... as if he grew up in a small town.

  • @marioncatalano3434
    @marioncatalano3434 3 месяца назад +34

    My son used to stand in front of our house, twirling around and waving a homemade paper something while shouting lines from Sailor Moon. The memories...

  • @RealPemsas
    @RealPemsas 3 месяца назад +51

    I have to admit that I am loving Nick more and more with each video. I just feel that he isn't giving a 5 word answer. I feel like he is answering the questions as if the camera was not on. I see a sincerity and not a show. It just feels more personal and less pageant. I instantly want to be friends with him. It just feels real.

    • @ahoytherekaty
      @ahoytherekaty 3 месяца назад +3

      My husband’s from PA and him answering questions is a lot like Nick’s. Matteo’s is SO midwestern! He’s so amicable and chatty - almost like the south more than the north.

  • @itsthepens
    @itsthepens 3 месяца назад +85

    I love Matteo complaining about Nick not just answering the question when there’s only 2 minutes left, but wasting half of that time ranting about it 😂 their bickering dynamic is so wholesome and friendly. I want hour long podcasts of this! Also this content about the struggles of growing up as a queer kid in a heteronormative environment is extremely relatable to me and actually really helps with my own traumas and difficulties in those same environments. I love you both, please keep these coming. X

  • @ResidenceSkater
    @ResidenceSkater 3 месяца назад +70

    Chris just dying laughing in the back is everything 😂😂😂❤

  • @samruddhipatil1469
    @samruddhipatil1469 3 месяца назад +47

    I HAVE to see a clip of baby Nick as the “Foolish Molar”

  • @jeiwaru
    @jeiwaru 3 месяца назад +61

    "You are Angelica"
    "I am Angelica"
    😆😆😆

  • @mistywebs
    @mistywebs 3 месяца назад +22

    Realised when i pictured kiddo Matteo watching tv on the kitchen tv he had a moustache still..same clothes too just a child version 😂

  • @mYcRiSpDiScK
    @mYcRiSpDiScK 3 месяца назад +27

    Bullying sucks, your mind is so innocent at that age and then it distorts your unique sense of self through no fault of your own.

  • @hydrophobicbathtowel6816
    @hydrophobicbathtowel6816 3 месяца назад +14

    Will you make Nick reenact his favorite Squidward scene from "Spongebob"?

  • @leemackey6162
    @leemackey6162 3 месяца назад +8

    OMG, Nick’s mom’s heavy Chicago accent makes my Midwestern heart sing! ❤

  • @laurenferguson959
    @laurenferguson959 3 месяца назад +15

    I would love to see a pic of Nick, the crowned foolish molar. 🦷👑😂 (I mean, of course he’s wearing a crown 😂).

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. 3 месяца назад +27

    Matteo unifying the Queers by talking about the animated X-Men. It was so much fun!

  • @jul.m.2692
    @jul.m.2692 3 месяца назад +5

    I like how your Mom just confirmed you have ADHD (like 80% of stand-up comedians). 😅

  • @MaxWalterStine
    @MaxWalterStine 3 месяца назад +14

    Matteo speaks like an eccentric elderly woman retelling the golden days lmao

  • @Buzzygirl63
    @Buzzygirl63 3 месяца назад +10

    I was in middle school (then called "junior high school") in the 1970s... by far the worst years of my school career - bullies, cliques, gossips, cruelty to anyone even slighty different. I liked high school a lot more and really came out of my shell. But I agree with so many others here that middle schoolers are the WORST and apparently have been that way since forever.

    • @ncbentle9154
      @ncbentle9154 3 месяца назад +3

      Anyone who works with middle schoolers deserves hazard pay.

  • @paayal649
    @paayal649 3 месяца назад +15

    I would give anything to meet the kid versions of Nick and Matteo!! They seem like they were so ahead of their time! Wish this episode was longer I would love to hear more about their childhoods!! ❤️🙌✨

  • @fgorlando
    @fgorlando 3 месяца назад +19

    Omg I cracked up at Matteo’s Vancome Lady impression from Mad tv 😂😂😂. That was my absolute favorite Nicole Sullivan character!

  • @VAMPYRICBASSIST
    @VAMPYRICBASSIST 3 месяца назад +28

    Nick saying "Love youuuu" to his Mom was quite cute.❤❤❤

  • @jaymic6757
    @jaymic6757 3 месяца назад +17

    The mom segment was top tier.

  • @FuzzyBSMcgee
    @FuzzyBSMcgee 3 месяца назад +19

    I, too, watched Sailor Moon around like 5:30-6am when i was a wee child in rural Missouri lol

    • @obliviouscandybar
      @obliviouscandybar 3 месяца назад +1

      Same, it was definitely my fav childhood show.

    • @foxjacket
      @foxjacket 3 месяца назад

      Me too except I'm old so I was in high school in a big city 😅

  • @Juuleeuh
    @Juuleeuh 3 месяца назад +47

    Middle school is a jungle. Full of frights.

  • @Take_Your_Time_I_Can_Wait
    @Take_Your_Time_I_Can_Wait 3 месяца назад +15

    How could you not like “Hey, Arnold” as a child. Wholesome, real issues. That episode when Mr. Hyunh’s missing daughter and he got reunited. Randy Travis. What I wouldn’t give to go back!

    • @jeiwaru
      @jeiwaru 3 месяца назад

      Right!?! I gasped! Never met anyone who didn't like Hey Arnold

    • @ericdwhitmorec
      @ericdwhitmorec 3 месяца назад +2

      Matteo getting Into Hwy Arnold would have had a nervous break down, our Sensitive baby wasn't ready for that.

  • @adrianmadden7441
    @adrianmadden7441 3 месяца назад +9

    WE ARE SIZE QUEENS AND DEMAND LONGER EPISODES❤️❤️ love the pod and yall both though:)

  • @ADiazNY85
    @ADiazNY85 3 месяца назад +14

    “The foolish molar” 😂 Nick is priceless

  • @alicetea5321
    @alicetea5321 3 месяца назад +7

    Well, so the next episode will be about break-ups, right? I want to know more about people weeping in front of Nick

  • @kitsunefire1
    @kitsunefire1 3 месяца назад +13

    Matteo imitating the Vancome Lady from MadTV unlocked a weird hidden core memory for me

  • @spanokopita5550
    @spanokopita5550 3 месяца назад +19

    Excuse me, sir, but Pete's Dragon is amazing! 😂

    • @cherylbrown-m4i
      @cherylbrown-m4i 3 месяца назад +3

      ummmmm OK!!! i adore that movie always will!!!!! THERES ROOM FOR EVERYONE IN THIS WORLD!!! COME ON MATTEO

    • @KaaaaPOW9
      @KaaaaPOW9 3 месяца назад +2

      Agree! Pete’s Dragon 🐉 was fabulous!

    • @ck2a
      @ck2a 3 месяца назад +3

      To this day, if someone says “For Pete’s sake “, I have to chime back with “And his Dragon”. I’m dumb 🫣

    • @lexisnyder978
      @lexisnyder978 3 месяца назад

      The songs are sooooo catchyyyy. Atleast once a week I catch myself humming “ It’s not easy, to find someone who cares” .

  • @SallyImpossible
    @SallyImpossible 3 месяца назад +8

    More childhood stories please

  • @annie1561
    @annie1561 3 месяца назад +4

    Nick was "butch - riding around on bikes" 😂

  • @DelennIrving
    @DelennIrving 3 месяца назад +4

    "The Tooth Play"? I haven't any idea what it is, and it sounds unhinged, honestly. haha

  • @marvinraphaelmonfort8289
    @marvinraphaelmonfort8289 3 месяца назад +4

    not liking hey arnold is kind of a red flag😂

  • @leslieedwards7329
    @leslieedwards7329 3 месяца назад +5

    Mateo and I had the same childhood! No friends, 700 cousins, and we would use our parents cameras to recreate SpongeBob episodes 🥹

  • @richardengelhardt582
    @richardengelhardt582 3 месяца назад +5

    As children, my family (we were 4 siblings) lived in a very rural wooded suburban neighborhood, on a large private family estate that we shared with my aunt and uncle and 1 cousin. After school and on weekends, there were no other kids who lived close enough to visit or hang out with. So we 5 siblings/cousins plus our two sets of parents (and sometines grandparents) were our only playmates. We played lots of outdoor games with our two families all together. Cross-out softball, croquet, badminton, horse basketball, swimming. And we worked together as a family on our many yard and garden projects, or washing our 5 cars. On bad weather days, there were indoor activities, again all together in a group of 5 kids and 4 adults (and always our two big dogs, of course.) Board games, charades, exploring while cleaning up the attics, basements, and garages that constantly required tidying up. And a lot of cooking together. We also had a family orchestra as everyone in the family played a musucal instrument (my uncle was a professional musician.) Every weekend, we went, as a large family group of 9, to our lake cabin in the summer. During spring and autumn, golfing, rock-hunting, or hiking. Skiing in the winter. Museum and art gallery visits and music concerts were sprinkled in throughout. Our school "friends" were limited to classmates in the same school group activities such as sports, band, theater, student council. But we didn't socialize with any of them outside of school. I didn't have any close friendships (or date) until college.

    • @chocobabyflakes3215
      @chocobabyflakes3215 3 месяца назад

      Sounds so fun & wholesome! Do you miss this as an adult?

  • @JENNIFERBOO
    @JENNIFERBOO 3 месяца назад +4

    I really like Matteo's t-shirt. Nick needs a pizza hut pizza to soothe his soul.

  • @withdrawnfromearth
    @withdrawnfromearth 3 месяца назад +2

    I’m sure you boys saw but they’re doing a show on Hulu about Donald Sterling. I think Hulu owes you a residual check for bringing that whole scandal back to life.

  • @thali89
    @thali89 3 месяца назад +5

    Nick’s side eye is priceless

  • @shafali1972
    @shafali1972 3 месяца назад +4

    OH MY GAWD Matteo!!!! The Vancome Lady from MAD TV was the absolute best and yes my family loved my impressions of her lol

  • @LezbollahMothra
    @LezbollahMothra 3 месяца назад +4

    Nick liked to watch Recess as a kid my Spinelli icon has never felt more relevant.

  • @jaymic6757
    @jaymic6757 3 месяца назад +2

    Damn I want a beautiful salad now.

  • @shlomoboggins8303
    @shlomoboggins8303 3 месяца назад +4

    Lmao, I like how Nick considers kickball and riding around on bikes “butch”.

  • @lasher2u2
    @lasher2u2 3 месяца назад +4

    Your stories give hope to a lot of kids that are considered different..so glad you guys are prospering now!❤

  • @DontTellMe_ShowMe
    @DontTellMe_ShowMe 3 месяца назад +2

    Could you imagine the first time hearing that voice come from a 3ft 10in 6yr old child. Id pay him in swedish fish all day long just to hear it if we were friends lmao.

  • @eccentricleo4300
    @eccentricleo4300 3 месяца назад +4

    Asking to basket tossed by cheerleaders is hilarious 🤣😂

  • @stepps511
    @stepps511 3 месяца назад +3

    Childhood, OMG! One day you both need to provide photos! Thanks for this. It is enlightening, tho' not surprising!

  • @acboone7
    @acboone7 3 месяца назад +3

    Nick glitching out at the end is one of my new favorite things to ever happen! Haha! 😂👍🏽

  • @Xander102
    @Xander102 3 месяца назад +5

    “Butch “😂😂😂😂 stop it

  • @RichNDNGuy
    @RichNDNGuy 3 месяца назад +7

    Great podcast guys! More Nick in stand up too!!!

  • @venticoldbrewser5593
    @venticoldbrewser5593 3 месяца назад +2

    Nick's elementary school must've had the budget of the high school in Euphoria. A production!

  • @jenifersarver761
    @jenifersarver761 3 месяца назад +2

    Matteo’s definition of butch is “ in the forest fighting animals”… 😂😂

  • @JENNIFERBOO
    @JENNIFERBOO 3 месяца назад +1

    YES - Xmen Animated Series and SpongeBob too! The last time cartoons were really good on Saturdays..and then after Dexter's Lab, Fairly Godparents and Johnny Test...it all went to crap....*SIGH* AND You cannot fight me on the OG OG cartoons like Care Bears, Jem and the Holograms, Transformers, Inspector Gadget, Astro Boy and Ewoks! Good Bye!

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. 3 месяца назад +7

    5:11 Nick is done with this 😂

  • @adelamoon
    @adelamoon 3 месяца назад +2

    I do look forward to seeing you two. Happy Pride month!!!! 😍🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

  • @MissBlueEyeliner
    @MissBlueEyeliner 3 месяца назад +5

    I need more of Matteo’s mom.
    What a savage.

  • @popcornpretzel6720
    @popcornpretzel6720 3 месяца назад +3

    Matteo's mom's accent 😭

  • @conductenor
    @conductenor 3 месяца назад +1

    Ok that’s it. Pete’s Dragon is AWESOME…and talk about vibrato! Your wobble is low key insufferable, Matteo 💋

  • @brandoboe
    @brandoboe Месяц назад +1

    Did Nick get ripped off at music school? I've never met a singer who doesn't want to sing, and - when they're forced to sing - doesn't give it a full-throated effort (a la Matteo)

  • @clifb.3521
    @clifb.3521 3 месяца назад +3

    I demand a full rundown of “the tooth play” 😂

  • @damiene4441
    @damiene4441 Месяц назад +1

    People can say Nick is harsh etc, but the more I watch, the more I realize how extremely arrogant Matteo is.

  • @ahoytherekaty
    @ahoytherekaty 3 месяца назад +1

    Y’all, Matteo’s not a “try hard” - that’s just his personality and story telling style. It’s a podcast - you HAVE to stand out. Also, just don’t listen if you don’t like him? These comments are insane for something so asinine.

  • @andreaus.
    @andreaus. 3 месяца назад +2

    I. Need. Nick’s. 🗣SHHHIIIRRTTT!!!! 😫🤦🏾‍♂️🙌🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @gender_anarchist
    @gender_anarchist 3 месяца назад +1

    I met my childhood best friend because they lined us up alphabetically in school and I was an H and she was an I. I miss being able to make friends because you both love plums :)

  • @charliephxaz
    @charliephxaz 3 месяца назад +1

    Is it just me or does anyone else think that Matteo's mom sounds a bit like Cathy Mitchell? Might explain why he's so obsessed with the infomercials!

  • @SindhuKoler
    @SindhuKoler 3 месяца назад +3

    It truly brightens my day when I see a new podcast up. I scroll, scroll, scroll and then… ooh, yeah!! Tap play. ❤️🙂
    You two are delightful. And as a mom who is missing her kiddo today, I’m glad to hear you both talk to your moms everyday. ❤

  • @PKaye-ru2ks
    @PKaye-ru2ks 3 месяца назад +2

    "I'm not dead" 😁

  • @musics4me
    @musics4me 3 месяца назад +1

    Comforting to know that 7th grade is universally awful for everyone on Earth

  • @NextToToddliness
    @NextToToddliness 3 месяца назад +1

    It must be nice to have mothers who supported their queerness, though I was never bullied... mostly because I was good at pretending to be a robot. Yeah, I was good in school.

  • @DareDB
    @DareDB 3 месяца назад +1

    I'm convinced that Matteo and I would've been best friends growing up lol. The parallels are insane.

  • @ShakmaGeebes
    @ShakmaGeebes 3 месяца назад +1

    T-ball, riding bikes... I guess I was a more butch kid than I realize 🤣

  • @peterhoyt2529
    @peterhoyt2529 3 месяца назад +2

    Omg, we also did that same play in third grade! I can't remember what I was now, probably some vegetable, haha.

  • @elainebryant1124
    @elainebryant1124 3 месяца назад +3

    You two!!!! Make my day!!!

  • @zeppelin695
    @zeppelin695 3 месяца назад +1

    Ok am I crazy or is Matteo giving the Dad from Inside Out everyone is obsessed with??? 🥵

  • @danieledwards7565
    @danieledwards7565 3 месяца назад +2

    Absolutely love your podcast!!

  • @Heykittygirrrl
    @Heykittygirrrl 3 месяца назад +1

    Having a rubbish day. Not much is helping lift my mood. But listening to you two talk is helping a little and keeping my mind off things. So thank you :')

  • @marcisunshine18
    @marcisunshine18 3 месяца назад +1

    😂😂😂OK..I might be drunk but this was THE BEST!! I’m the mom now. This was good.🥰

  • @XxBluerainxX
    @XxBluerainxX 3 месяца назад +1

    Matteo are you watching the new continuation of xmen 97?

  • @SuperBigboy1955
    @SuperBigboy1955 3 месяца назад +3

    Love love love your podcast.

  • @patriciatighe
    @patriciatighe 3 месяца назад +1

    Nick I don’t know what it is but I find you so damn funny and entertaining ❤

  • @becca7327
    @becca7327 3 месяца назад +1

    Omg, the vibrato comments! I feel that so hard. I could talk about people's shit vibrato all day.

  • @Radtadlol
    @Radtadlol 3 месяца назад +1

    MeTV is about to launch a cartoon channel and I saw X-men on their lineup

  • @catherinebreaux6761
    @catherinebreaux6761 3 месяца назад +1

    Nick at the end😂😂😂. Holy shit that brought me to tears. Just the mouth/word failure and his way of pushing through it. LOVE YOU NICK and MATTEO

  • @willsx2
    @willsx2 3 месяца назад +3

    Great episode, you guys are so funny together

  • @chrisquinlan6527
    @chrisquinlan6527 3 месяца назад +1

    Can totally imagine Matteo and Nick as children, at the sandbox, reading the living hell out of the other kids. "That Barbie lunchbox with THAT Sesame Street backpack? Gurl..."

  • @ashleyswaney1029
    @ashleyswaney1029 3 месяца назад +1

    Is there ever going to be an episode where Matteo doesn’t sing? But I love Nick!

  • @alanpyne896
    @alanpyne896 3 месяца назад +1

    Matteo, you have to watch X-Men '97. It's a direct continuation of the animated series and it is fantastic.

  • @lillianmvargaso4960
    @lillianmvargaso4960 3 месяца назад +1

    ❤❤❤ I love your stories- cat -dog I used to watch with my 4 year old.😂 Love you guys😅

  • @mburns75
    @mburns75 3 месяца назад +1

    That vibrato is more Ben Platt 😂

  • @hayleyhellbound9513
    @hayleyhellbound9513 3 месяца назад +1

    Singing that Cynthia song flashed me back about 25 years to my parents singing that to little me and I’m wiggling around dancing
    Cynthia she’s a really cool dancer, Cynthia move it to the groove now

  • @DominicanInTheUK
    @DominicanInTheUK 3 месяца назад +1

    Omg literally the dang Cynthia song is always the first thing that comes to mind when 90s cartoons get bought up then the couple lines of reptars

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. 3 месяца назад +1

    I’d be scared of Nick but also trying to get his attention. Also, he’s giving Regina George but a jock. So, basically Jeff from ‘Bottoms’ 😂

  • @Juno2812
    @Juno2812 3 месяца назад +1

    Middle school is the worst! My kid starts this year and I have a lot of anxiety on his behalf… the vibes seemed a little off between Nick and Matteo today but still a fun podcast. You guys are awesome. ❤❤

  • @slyward6159
    @slyward6159 Час назад

    Love Nick with the Katherine Hepburn On Golden Pond White Blouse ❤

  • @analozada9475
    @analozada9475 3 месяца назад

    Matteo’s interpretation of women is so hilariously dramatic, like a 1930’s Hollywood movie actress! 🤣😂💁🏻‍♂️🥰🫶

  • @MannequinMeat
    @MannequinMeat 3 месяца назад +1

    Courage The Cowardly Dog was easily my favorite childhood show.. No wonder I have problems..